Steven Seagal: Bullshido Master

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Steven Seagal has one of the most incredible story any human being could have. And on top of that, it's almost true.
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@user-it9mv1cr3w Ай бұрын

Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.

@carlosmejia5728 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂Underrated comment

@punisher7772 Ай бұрын

He does know lots of different styles. Karate and some form of Chinese martial arts. Not just Aikido.

@shanalevel3688 Ай бұрын

Your comment reminds me of Mike Epps as Charles Ramsey, "I know a lot of big words. Police Department!" 😂

@DMNSAV Ай бұрын

Legendary Comment! 😂

@jrhenry686 Ай бұрын

Hahahahaaaaaa of all the smart ass comments you had me rolling on the floor. Nice one Jase 7:16

@vervi1jw1 Ай бұрын

His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.

@Dr_MF Ай бұрын

Nice one 😀

@dezmondaigilo Ай бұрын

Hahaha

@anooseholay Ай бұрын

I was trying to think of a comment about the hair and after reading yours I surrender. Lmao.

@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын

Modern science can do wonders. . LOL. Black shoe polish doesn't hurt either. Right , Stevie, ya little rascal. Pretty cool how all his "opponents " just fall down when he touches them and some before . Great choreography , Stevie. Keep on truckin. Next clip, just wear your speedo so you can show us your svelte hourglass figure with your rock hard 6-pack abs and robust derriere.

@tengudown5968 Ай бұрын

one of the most closely guarded secret's of sensai seagulls

@theWayoftheHero Ай бұрын

The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character

@shadowprince4482 13 күн бұрын

No director did..

@Sylas-oi4oo Күн бұрын

I went to Seagals house in Northern California when I was fourteen because my friends dad was the builder. This was at the height of his career in the 90’s. I was awww struck to meet a movie star but in retrospect, he was an absolute d-bag. He literally just complimented himself for the half hour I spent with him. Literally, non stop, about how big of a star he is and how he personally saved the action movie genre while simultaneously insinuating that he created Akido and he was working undercover for the government to take down the mob and that’s why he was getting back to nature. Absolute DONKEY!

@slager3028 Ай бұрын

how much steven seagal footage this dude had to sit through for this video just imagine the commitment

@Coolit2683 23 күн бұрын

Seriously, I am 5 minutes into listening this Seagal bullshit marathon and I just have to stop and let my mind rest.... it's fucking exhausting.

@markbaker4708 21 күн бұрын

One thing he said you have to be able to punch before you can fight! Unfortunately he cannot punch , but he can sure talk alot and well talk alot all the way to the Bank!!.

@CaesarDux 19 күн бұрын

Dude needs his own Sarah McLachlan fundraiser, he's earned it.

@patriceaqa288 16 күн бұрын

@@markbaker4708seagal is lethally deadly in real life. He made some historic movies and then holly wood cancelled him. It doesn't stop his credibility. Believe me some of the toughest guys out there tried to expose him, but when it was face to face they said nothing. Maybe his hits aren't as good as they once were, but he's truly deadly

@hugochavez7098 8 күн бұрын

Nice video bro got my follow fr..

@Nirbanox 2 ай бұрын

Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.

@arnoldvandam7113 Ай бұрын

That was so good 🤣

@DismantleHAARP Ай бұрын

Acid can do that to you

@mach1one Ай бұрын

@@DismantleHAARP RIP JEFF!!!!

@mach1one Ай бұрын

@@DismantleHAARP Indeed! You too.

@mr.electronx9036 Ай бұрын

EGO

@diamondthree Ай бұрын

What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history

@aminmian7291 Ай бұрын

It would be a horrific joke since he was a consultant/training of many police departments around the US, and boy, those guys were trained so badly that it makes 12 y/o playing airsoft look like a British SAS mission in comparison

@diplamatikjuan3595 Ай бұрын

Putting Andy Kaufman to shame!

@Laneous14 Ай бұрын

@@aminmian7291 He was a consultant to the Biden White House for their Afghanistan withdraw.

@williardbillmore5713 Ай бұрын

What makes you think he isn't?

@anotheruser9876 Ай бұрын

What if Steven Seagal is actually Andy Kaufman?

@Jeffmetal42 Ай бұрын

As much of a joke as the guy is, I find his Lego "hair" to be the funniest thing about him. 🤣🤣

@Amon_187 25 күн бұрын

Lego hair ffs 🤣🤣🤣

@nikkas5569 24 күн бұрын

..yes yes.. ok ok.. i'm also very emotionally jealous about St.Even's undebatably legit & heavenly grown Lego blessed hair (a fully detailed description is limitless & beyond the endlessness of space itself.. okay.. so deal with it..)..👀💫 but.. let's not forget to mention the blindingly stunning run of "Haircules" himself okay..😅🤧 during which his hairline passes into a 4th dimensional state.. thus making it unexplainably invisible to the human eye..😐😑

@WWHD223 17 күн бұрын

lol yeah it looks like his hair is a thin metal cap

@AdamtheRed- 18 сағат бұрын

Ever since he beat that male-pattern baldness diagnoses, his hair has grown in rather sharp looking.

@sole__doubt Ай бұрын

69th degree black belt in the art of Bullshido.

@mp5kfisher241 18 күн бұрын

Bullshitto?

@sole__doubt 18 күн бұрын

@@mp5kfisher241 Yeah the ancient art of lying about yourself to make yourself look good.

@shadowprince4482 13 күн бұрын

Yeah he's been a 69th degree blackbelt for 85 years. 🤣

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Ай бұрын

No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal. Ever.

@Thrivinginthespotlight Ай бұрын

Bruh

@jemeeladams Ай бұрын

Lol

@mobarakjama5570 Ай бұрын

STOOOOPPPPP 😂😂

@buzby303 Ай бұрын

He Is a donut

@josmclove4426 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@markwrenn5965 2 ай бұрын

The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.

@user-xc4lr1se5n 2 ай бұрын

Bertie Bassett. Licorice Allsorts.

@vinniekay0967 2 ай бұрын

He should also add to his 'lifestory' that he was born in the glove compartment box of a '59 Chevy & came out Kickin' & Screamin' while chewing his billical cord and his great great great Grandfather was Fu Manchu and thát's where he got his 'skills' through that bloodline. 🤣😂🤣😂😅

@shadowlesswarrior 2 ай бұрын

You missed the "Italian" part

@markwrenn5965 2 ай бұрын

@@shadowlesswarrior fixed it

@awgestkid Ай бұрын

he lives in the same apartment as me lmao

@MrReese Ай бұрын

Can you imagine a conversation between Seagal and Hulk Hogan? The stories they would come up with, mesmerizing.

@puntodeguardado Ай бұрын

and if they ever had a fight i still put my money on Hogan

@leonevelake 29 күн бұрын

Is hogan this crazy?

@MrReese 28 күн бұрын

@@leonevelake Yes, there are lots of videos about it :).

@unvaxxeddoomerlife6788 28 күн бұрын

@@puntodeguardado Hogan would kill him

@vipervidsgamingplus5723 3 күн бұрын

@@unvaxxeddoomerlife6788 probably not, they would have too much fun pretending they were the greatest fighters in the world.

@k.v.7681 19 күн бұрын

I love how Jean-Claude picked up on the "Steven waddle". That man has had such a strange way of walking forever.

@andrewbeckett4001 9 күн бұрын

To be fair (to an obvious dickbag) and as someone who has spent decades in MA and in Qigong (Qi channeling being the core of Aikido), it is a well known side effect to have a large belly or even barrel chest due to the special breathing exercises used to spark and refine qi. Bruce Lee studied Aikido but stopped because he “started to grow the chi belly” and that didn't work with his physique in movies. Segal (the dick) lived in Japan, spending a lot of time among teachers, which would require in Japanese culture the stance of an unassuming man; hands held back and back held straight to display your openness to the teachings. It's possible this cultural posture stuck with him. I used to watch first-generation Chinese people walk and wonder why they walked differently. Now I feel like we walk basically wrong. The weirdly femme way new Chinese Americans walk is actually due to ancient teachings on retaining qi, so it doesn't “leak out” your perineum you move with these Kegel muscles in tone not flaccid. This puckered-hip position not only also assists in MA footwork but is required for powerful kicks. If you do a front kick while maintaining a stance like an unbending pole, you have the forward force mediated (reduced) by the hips, which in this position resist the kicking movement, making it slower and weaker. With the “Chinese stance” (basically wing chun minus the pigeon toes), your hips remain a point of leverage, increasing the power of the kick, the last moment flick of the hip available from this stance is like a whip crack in that you take the speed travelling forward (F) and the hip speed (H) times the weight behind the kick (W) it works out to 300lb when done properly. Do you think if you did a toe pad flick kick right now without bending without tensing the hips and throwing them into it just from a straight standing that the kick would be 300lbs? Mine is - but I use the stance, which if it rubbed off into my normal walking would look weird AF, but it doesn't. The point is that the weird walk could be a result of training

@Anne--Marie 7 күн бұрын

And he runs like a gawky teenager.

@zigisamblak 2 ай бұрын

Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.

@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын

At least he's consistent. The guy's a winner.

@frankie3791 Ай бұрын

A God without any worshippers

@thepressureson23 Ай бұрын

Well put!!!😅😅😅 I can't knock him too much I was enjoying doing bad technique half ass moves on my willing buddies as a young teen lol and no..not his predator antics😂 I much preferred doing some "van damage "

@cobra8888 Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is......A Man With No Diet.

@lifeisgoodskt Ай бұрын

But today. Right now would you square off with him in a crowded corner office. No. That fat old man would put you through the desk. Funny huh?

@Kadenite Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.

@Frankybroadcast Ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@michaelorosz272 Ай бұрын

Oh man, ...thats funny!😅

@Shaylok Ай бұрын

A parody of himself.

@Texas240 Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal stars as Steve Seagal in "Steve Seagal", coming soon straight to VHS.

@eleithias Ай бұрын

This is strangely, so accurate

@chrismatteson1312 5 күн бұрын

There needs to be a string of Steven Segal jokes that are the direct opposition to Chuck Norris jokes.

@chrismatteson1312 4 күн бұрын

Under Steven Seagal’s beard is another lie.

@lionheart6176 9 сағат бұрын

one time Steven Segal walked into a room full of people...only Steven Seagal was the one leaving on a hospital gurney.

@Barbaroossa Ай бұрын

Tom Segura mocking Steven Seagal is one of the funniest things ever.

@nathang5336 2 ай бұрын

Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man

@sterlingarcher1962 2 ай бұрын

My girlfriend lives in Niagara Falls, you wouldn't know her bro.

@vz1270 2 ай бұрын

@@sterlingarcher1962Under the waterfall , right? Yeah i know her.

@sterlingarcher1962 2 ай бұрын

@@vz1270 LOL

@Triggerman2505 2 ай бұрын

Steven Segal is just like Joe Biden. Make up every story as you go along.

@adamimberti6948 2 ай бұрын

This short film documents Steven Seagals ability to regrow his own hair better than any study on the man thus far.

@th.burggraf7814 Ай бұрын

The self-control of these interviewers is astonishing. Being able to keep a straight face while Seagal tells his stories requires almost superhuman willpower!

@Gargeler Ай бұрын

Bulshidoo story🗿

@RaverOperatorGeeza Ай бұрын

Not just Steven himself but also the reporters/interviewers 😊 and Steven's combat partners... Keeping professional in the most hysterical of times: pure professionalism (except Steven, he's just full of BS!). 😂

@LazyGamerChannel Ай бұрын

@@RaverOperatorGeeza thats what the original comment says lol

@cidfacetious3722 Ай бұрын

Well back then people believe them there was no Internet research to be done. You kinda had to take them out his word.

@michaeljohn8905 Ай бұрын

Not when you fully believe your own Bullshido .

@pk1645 Ай бұрын

Brian Cox: “Steven Seagal is as ludicrous in real life as he appears on screen. He radiates a studied serenity, as though he’s on a higher plane to the rest of us, and while he’s certainly on a different plane, no doubt about that, it’s probably not a higher one.”

@wobblyboost Ай бұрын

Bullshido guru believes his own lies so thoroughly, we are all inferior to his self delusional self, which he sees as factual reality. So he actually feels generous sharing his brilliance and wisdom with us primitive neanderthals. 😁

@chuch541 Ай бұрын

Oh it’s a different plane alright 😂

@CoenM33 Ай бұрын

It's no plane, it's a train. A train that's... ...Under Siege 😎

@chrishippeard9569 27 күн бұрын

@@CoenM33 i ffeel like this is the most damaging elequent roast a man can recieve

@CoenM33 22 күн бұрын

@@chrishippeard9569 Much obliged, camarada

@clintkile3470 Ай бұрын

If anyone could ever love me half as much as Seagal loves himself i would be the luckiest of men

@teagen1469 10 күн бұрын

I dont think its self love. I think its insecurity and hes overcompensating

@jayive34 Күн бұрын

Find a girl who treats you like Steven Seagal treats Steven Seagals.

@natemarx4999 2 ай бұрын

I am old enough to remember when Seagal literally took credit for Anderson Silva being able to kick. I miss those silly days 😢

@ramonserna8089 2 ай бұрын

Master Segal was teaching Poatan how to strike recently. While there he explained how Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida owe their careers to him. -" You should do a crane kick." He told Lyoto -" Wow, even do my family owns a karate dojo and that being one of the signature kicks of the discipline it had never occurred to do that before, thanks" Lyoto replied.

@T_da_yung_goat 2 ай бұрын

hey, don't disrespect sensei seagal - he taught anderson silva how to do a front kick. he broke it down for him; "imagine a kick, now imagine the front, put it together, front kick."

@JorgeF69 2 ай бұрын

He's been doing it recently with alex perriera too 😂😂😂

@SarkkiKarkki 2 ай бұрын

I'm old enough to have enjoyed his prime era movies as they came out which is why I remain a fan despite his current day status.

@quanganhdinh418 2 ай бұрын

@@T_da_yung_goat that sound like trump

@astralnewton 2 ай бұрын

"Don't know which tribe it is and all of those people are dead now so I can't ask them."🤣🤣

@ActAccordinglyNow 2 ай бұрын

I’m gonna start using that one.

@dontbuyanything4729 2 ай бұрын

It was the "Fugawi" tribe. Got lost and asked "where the fugg are we"

@kabirh3626 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@user-qf7ud5de9h Ай бұрын

Hormuz

@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын

@@dontbuyanything4729 Is that tribe related to the Hukawi tribe of F-troop ?

@ChimpFromSpace 2 күн бұрын

Gotta love how he starts talking like a southern Baptist preacher when he's talking about his "blues career".

@AKAMMArduk Күн бұрын

The acupuncture on his wife is hilarious😂 sticking her with a needle she can't even feel 😮😅

@JizzMasterTheZeroth Ай бұрын

"So I spent two entire years learning to punch" "So I chose an art that doesn't require punching" This guy is a genius.

@laforce36 Ай бұрын

I would like to see him fight Tank Abott.

@TheCerovec Ай бұрын

@@laforce36 He would get beaten by an average Joe that can make a fist.

@sayithowitis3172 Ай бұрын

Lmao I literally thought the same thing when I saw that. It's too funny it's gotta be the world's best troll of all time! Lol

@79tazman Ай бұрын

He must not of known how to throw a punch if it took two whole years to learn how to punch LOL

@lisahesse6783 Ай бұрын

That's because he couldn't learn to punch.

@bdito2161 2 ай бұрын

Whoever spray paints his hair deserves a raise. It looks so natural you can hardly notice it.

@sidneygriffiths5737 2 ай бұрын

You didn't end your comment............April fools! Lol

@ChiTownGuerrilla 2 ай бұрын

Lmao spray paint.

@bilbulkley5145 2 ай бұрын

Duche seagull lol

@kameronjones7139 2 ай бұрын

@@sidneygriffiths5737 he wasn't joking

@kitezzz360 2 ай бұрын

I think it's just glued on hair, looks like a carpet

@ms.annthrope415 3 күн бұрын

He served in the Gravy SEALS, then went to Meal Team Six, transferred to Spaetzle Forces, was a Semper Pie, then finished in Delta Forks. Dangerous in any buffet. Now he looks like Eddie Munster with his asbestos hair piece. 😊

@paulglawson2866 Ай бұрын

Hello. I worked for the Los Angeles County Sanitation Districts. The Steven Seagal movie On Deadly Ground was partially filmed at one of our new facilities called Carver Greenfield. All the scenes at the end when Michael Caine gets killed were filmed inside what was the Sludge Evaporation equipment bldg. It was a huge six-story building full of piping, pumps, shell and tube heat exchangers, etc. I was the maintenance Supervisor assigned to this project, and when Warner Bros. Showed up to start filming they hired me to be the Overhead Crane operator, so I took a weeks vacation and worked and hung around the set. I saw many things that seemed odd in my life but this guy kinda takes the case. While working at the Districts I was fortunate enough to be on the set for the Movie Twins and Twenty Bucks with Brendon Frasier, (Nicest guy in the world), but Deadly Ground was weird. Once during a take there were some employees viewing and he got all upset and kicked everyone off set. Except me as the set was my responsibility. I was even an extra in the movie. He was mean and wouldn’t let anyone near him. Movie was awful but I didn’t care; they paid me a ton of money to help them build the set. That’s my little Seagal story.

@MARKHENSTROM 28 күн бұрын

Brendan is a good dude. I've never heard anyone anywhere say anything bad about the man. The Whale was great as well. Thank you for sharing your story Paul 😊

@paulglawson2866 28 күн бұрын

@@MARKHENSTROM You’re welcome. Thank you.

@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 13 күн бұрын

@@paulglawson2866 did you ever speak with him?

@paulglawson2866 13 күн бұрын

@@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 Yes and no. It was after lunch and we were all up on top of this giant building preparing to film the scene when he chases a bunch of workers out of a room as he yells, “get out, it’s gonna blow”. I was one of those workers dropping tools and running out of what was really our centrifuges to separate water and Amsco oil from sludge building. After filming the scene a couple of times they took a break to check what they filmed and I just happened to be standing next to Seagal so I tried making small talk and he just looked at me and walked away. So yes I spoke to him but no he didn’t answer. I didn’t care cause the lady from Warner Bros.Took good care of me all week because I worked for them and had the keys to everything. They needed me and I sure didn’t need them. Alls well that ends well. Thanks for asking.

@aymonfoxc1442 Ай бұрын

The compilation of Seagal trying to describe himself and his apparent ethno-cultural background was pure magic.

@aly-bocarcisse613 Ай бұрын

That’s crazy

@aymonfoxc1442 Ай бұрын

That's bullshido 😉

@sevensages5279 Ай бұрын

@@aymonfoxc1442 he's definitely earned his blackbelt in that discipline! 😂😂😂

@HadeS-Gyneco-Phobia Ай бұрын

He has some Italian in him alright. Changing sides, opinions or whatever in any given moment.

@kevinrhea7332 Ай бұрын

He’s a black italian Native American Russian mongol (and who knows what else I forgot) from Michigan OC , CA and lived in Japan for awhile (he’s a deadbeat dad) of course this could all be a CIA cover because he claims that too , he likes Eastern Europe which makes sense as he’s thought to give $ to human trafficking, he thinks he’s tough but I’ve never seen proof of that I love his movies though first 5 actually fun after that ego / direct to dvd takes over but my god he’s part walrus

@Mr.FuzzyDingo Ай бұрын

His hairline changes back & forth more than his stories 🤣

@anonone8954 Ай бұрын

Impossible. 😂

@SiGUYE Ай бұрын

8:22 damn 😮

@integrativenaturalmedicine3897 Ай бұрын

Think like molasses. Stout like Guinness.

@1tonybricky Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dunningkruger3774 Ай бұрын

That's Emperor Ming's Helmet-

@DavidBrown-dj7tw 5 күн бұрын

If ya can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

@user-wy4sy2re8c 25 күн бұрын

When you're fighting Steven Seagal it's like you're fighting ten different guys with twenty different accents.

@user-ys4rs2ed1v Ай бұрын

No one's more impressed with Steven seagal than Steven seagal

@annakessler9372 Ай бұрын

lets be honest. with all bad aspects of his life. hes still very unique looking and handsome masters and actors legends living

@cassanateli Ай бұрын

He has legions of old foreign ladies who thought he was hot back in the day, and are still huge fans now, its funny

@cassanateli Ай бұрын

@@annakessler9372No way I didn’t even see your comment and you’re here proving my point 😂

@AndrewBurke-zn3bg Ай бұрын

He's a bull that's loaded up with s**t.

@malcomx1924 Ай бұрын

@@annakessler9372ifhe didn’t have so much money, youwouldn’t givehim a second look or thought.

@dimbose9229 2 ай бұрын

A 37 minutes video for an April fool joke. That's commitment. Bravo.

@Fryzzi 2 ай бұрын

No way Dude, I saw this Comment before I finished the Video. Damn, I griefed myself...

@patrickgassner7725 2 ай бұрын

Segal is and was fake. Yes he can do aikido/ aikijutsu. But his reputation was all build up and not even half of this was true.😂

@VIK_1903 2 ай бұрын

Wow, I'm at the end of the video now. Wow.

@johnreidy2804 2 ай бұрын

@@patrickgassner7725 The only thing Seagal can destroy is a free buffet

@aliweber3906 2 ай бұрын

@@johnreidy2804 Way to ruin the video 😭😭😭

@jasonrichardson6469 12 күн бұрын

Steven Seagal backseat driving with the cop kills me 😂 He’s straight up like “Just let me drive” 26:08

@TonySkittleAlive184 Ай бұрын

lol 😂 I can't believe Scott Adkins actually interviewed this guy on his KZfaq channel 😂 even Scott Adkins was laughing during the interview!!

@thutoamise474 Ай бұрын

Bro took this acting thing too serious it has made him delusionally lethal😂😂

@SpaceRanger187 Ай бұрын

He got paid and it worked. Have you not seen Tiktok there are millions of Seagals out there now

@rexeverything4578 Ай бұрын

@@SpaceRanger187 Not a chance! He's one in 8 billion!

@stevebell4853 Ай бұрын

The power of the mind is real. I once heard of this guy who locked himself in a freezer that wasn't plugged in. They found him froze to death. His mind convinced him that he was inside a working freezer and bro froze to death. Swear man. That shit is real. I'm in hiding because my mind has convinced me that Segal is going to kick my ass for speaking too many truths. It's dangerous to be too honest sometimes, plus nobody likes a snitch.

@ambientsounds1416 Ай бұрын

"I was born clairvoyant" 😂😂😂 I'm dying every time I see his videos.

@fredschwartz5172 Ай бұрын

What he meant was "I was born Claire Voyant," famous French cross dresser with impossible hairline and story.

@MizzAugust7 Ай бұрын

also martial arts as a BABY🍼

@sevensages5279 Ай бұрын

@@fredschwartz5172 😂😂😂

@FINEzula Ай бұрын

i loved how he also felt necessary to include in his cop tv series intro him saying "you might have not known this, but for the past 20 years, ive been a cop" this is what happens when nobody ever calls you out on your bullshit, you start living your own fantasies, and might even start to believe them to be true instead of just lying to keep up appearances. guys so far gone though, that im pretty sure hes like mentally ill with delusions etc.

@ovi_4 Күн бұрын

The biggest and disgusting liar I've ever encountered. His behavior is beyond "repulsive" he should be to his place for life

@benjaminhoak9884 3 күн бұрын

Only thing about seagull that has ever been reincarnated is his hair.

@philthyw Ай бұрын

The greatest actor of all time. His whole life is an act

@sbentsen2714 Ай бұрын

😂👍🏼 that's a great comment

@Kunfucious577 Ай бұрын

Seriously. It’s like the Truman show but Truman doesn’t want to leave.

@AngelLuisEspada1970 Ай бұрын

😂

@OlgaZuccati Ай бұрын

he plays the role of the egocentric douchebag perfectly

@alen7492 Ай бұрын

He had a blast.

@donnybrook8051 Ай бұрын

Ancient lore says that Seagal once calmly explained to his hairline that if it continued to receed, there would be dire consequences. It listened.

@kof3017 Ай бұрын

Yes. And never get white.

@suzbone Ай бұрын

Say he lives to be 100, will he still wear that ridiculous rug?

@summerforever6736 Ай бұрын

All natural! Good dna! Dont bejelous lol

@donnybrook8051 Ай бұрын

@@suzbone I don't know, but the shape of it sure looks like a slice of pizza stuck to his forehead.

@user-eo1vz9lt8g 11 сағат бұрын

When Seagal leaves Putin's house he can't walk straight for weeks...

@RainyCityResident 6 күн бұрын

Seagal to Saka: Do you know Karate? Saka: No. but I know Bullshido Seagal: 😮

@matthewsoares2824 Ай бұрын

The difference between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal is that Chuck's wiki page has a section on his philanthropy while Seagal's wiki has a section on his philandering.

@ntoemthembu7548 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ziltoid_Knows Ай бұрын

I don't like Chuck Norris one bit, however, unlike Steven seagal, Chuck Norris is an actual martial artist with verifiable fights verifiable belts and has been vouched for by other verifiable fighters.

@eyeofbast Ай бұрын

What’s not to like about the guy. He’s a solid down to earth man.

@TonyMoze Ай бұрын

That was good 👏

@ky1ebetts Ай бұрын

Every morning before breakfast, Chuck Norris does Infinity push-ups.

@mystiquesquared Ай бұрын

You have to admit, no one is more committed to Steven than him.

@fzaman1980 Ай бұрын

Than himself....

@WigsxD Ай бұрын

He's an absolute legend! Just ask him, he'll tell ya.

@user-eh5td2ci9b 29 күн бұрын

@@fzaman1980 pfffffffff

@MICHAELTUMANGDAY 2 күн бұрын

Steven Seagal mastered Aikidonut and the way of Bullshido, and running a dog over... WITH A TANK

@williampacult9431 Ай бұрын

"... you could redirect the attack and put them down and pin them without beating them up or breaking their bones" *cut to all of his movies and the compound elbow fractures LMAO

@user-le8cy9ev5r Ай бұрын

The number of times his "accent" changed during his different interviews is LUDICROUS! How does anyone take this man seriously?

@walkingwolf8072 Ай бұрын

Better question is why does anyone care?

@zampanorama5423 Ай бұрын

Any Trump voter will be able to believe this guy too.

@DmitryKeylin Ай бұрын

Putin does

@Aryzo Ай бұрын

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! lol but seriously people are so stupid

@justinbain3091 Ай бұрын

simple, they don't.

@lakojake4215 Ай бұрын

"I've never thought of myself as special. I'm just a simple, clairvoyant, Aikido master CIA operative, who is also a part-time deputy/schnauzer-doodle breeder."

@TheFluffyDuck Ай бұрын

Who is also god

@manofthewest67 Ай бұрын

And the Blues.

@paddiowilson Ай бұрын

And taught the blues to BB King

@croatoansounds Ай бұрын

@@manofthewest67yep, a true blues man.

@jonathankidwell6889 Ай бұрын

He is also a "healer"

@nightmoose 6 күн бұрын

It's pretty simple. He's a Russian Mongol from the Deep South who was raised in a shoebox by B.B.King who taught him martial arts and the Blues.

@TheDaggwood 21 күн бұрын

The bloody nose while discerning Steven's family heritage was simply hilarious.

@diplamatikjuan3595 Ай бұрын

He's so good that even HE doesn't know that he's lying. Legend!

@asmith7876 Ай бұрын

Ok, damn, one of the funniest comments I've read in a while. Thanks!

@davemccage7918 Ай бұрын

My mother’s cousin was a stunt double for Stephan Segal. Anyone with an orange belt or higher could kick Stephan’s ass even back in the 90s.

@fixfalcon2628 Ай бұрын

"It's not a lie, if YOU believe it..." -George Costanza

@kentw6596 Ай бұрын

Bullshido indeed 🤣

@brownbagz Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@DoseOfVirality Ай бұрын

All those Yakuza running around Michigan. 😂😂😂

@bujongols Ай бұрын

He only lived in Michigan till 5, a Full hr away from Detroit. He grew up in Fullerton, Ca. Orange County 😂 true shit

@ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI Ай бұрын

How else do you think Toyota & Honda were able to get a foothold in the Motor City?

@BlueSkyCrystals Ай бұрын

😂😂

@johnsonlohnson 3 күн бұрын

Im looking for this version of the song from 9:18 - 13:18 I know the actual song. Is it a special cut just for this?

@gamermcclout 3 күн бұрын

what is the actual song? ive been trying to figure this out as well

@johnsonlohnson 2 күн бұрын

@@gamermcclout Doubles - Working it out I didnt find any other version of it though. I would like to have this mix, but its probably made for this video.

@Comical-Intellect 24 күн бұрын

Steven has added something new to the ways of the samurai masters that none of them could ever possess!..... An Ego 😂

@T_da_yung_goat 2 ай бұрын

when Steven Seagal runs, he uses his right hand to create a circular motion, which creates a pressure differential which leads to a vortex, which creates both a wormhole which sensei seagal uses to go faster, and a black hole which slows down the person running from him. So no, he doesn't "run like a little girl".

@MF-kr4hf 2 ай бұрын

So you're saying that he runs like a black Ho'!

@SaS_OniaN 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 best description ever

@shmclaren6902 2 ай бұрын

That’s from a research paper at MIT, yes? Excellent analysis my brother…..EXXXCC-EEELL-ENT!

@bilbulkley5145 2 ай бұрын

Your duche if u think he's a real fighter he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag duche

@sammytleane8380 Ай бұрын

He wouldn't dare enter a cage with that akido nonsense 😂

@Richard-yy8wu Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like a real Texas ranger

@Felix-nh5pw Ай бұрын

Meh. Texas rangers just pretending to be Chuck Norris.

@nomadchopper 33 минут бұрын

Eating the carrot 🥕 still so funny 😆

@maxbowie3254 29 күн бұрын

I met a limo driver who drove Steven Seagal once. When I asked him what Seagal was like, he said, "Well, I always heard Steven Seagal was an asshole. He isn't an asshole. He's just an ass." :)

@freespeechchampsusanwojcic2528 Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal: "Ask me anything." Peter Griffin: "How'd you get so fat?" Joe Swanson: "Anything but that." Peter Griffin: "You act Asian, you look native American, your last name is Jewish. What are you?" Cleveland Brown: "A fat."

@alestbest Ай бұрын

it is not appropriate to call Seagal fat. The poor word fat only has 3 letters and is completely overwhelmed to express how overweight he is

@Sujjin21 Ай бұрын

Jean-Claude openly clowning on Segal was golden 😂

@divest2099 Ай бұрын

he has nothing on Steven though - this man has dueled with Putin

@chuch541 Ай бұрын

@@divest2099yeah dueling a miniature human is quite the feat…

@Reedan77 Ай бұрын

"All of those people are dead now so I can't ask them" 💀

@gilernt Ай бұрын

he prolly kicked all of em out of windows 💀

@promnightdumpsterbaby9553 20 күн бұрын

He is so awesome,he broke all their necks and doesn't remember...

@Jout8-re1ij Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal looks like that big old meatball grandpa who likes to roll around the world teaching bullshitzinho.

@This_Man90 Ай бұрын

It will forever be hilarious, to hear Steven talk about pathological liars.

@real100talk5 Ай бұрын

The funniest joke about all these soy boys bashing Seagal is that Segal would bend them all into a pretzel.

@hujhujhujhuj5734 Ай бұрын

Nobody likes a competition

@janich9406 Ай бұрын

@@hujhujhujhuj5734 except a "which lie is the more honest, the truer lie" - battle of course ...

@EnviroSteward Ай бұрын

...cuz he is one

@rexeverything4578 Ай бұрын

Exactly. What I find utterly dumbfounding is his ability to describe the person/thing with whom he's having problems only to faultlessly describe himself, and he simply doesn't understand that everyone watching can clearly see that he's describing himself. Mind boggling. Two types of actors, pure thesbians and fakes, and he hates the fakes. 🙄 I mean, seriously....the clown has zero acting ability, none whatsoever.

@FunkySpaceLord Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is a master in Clown-Fu.

@lesvampyres5429 Ай бұрын

That's not true. Stop downplaying his many talents. He is also a Master in Bullshido.

@Lisa1111 Ай бұрын

😂

@FunkySpaceLord Ай бұрын

@@lesvampyres5429 is that were he learned his epic armshare death slap 🤣🤣🤣

@tracykingston9668 Ай бұрын

@@lesvampyres5429 That's nothin, his 37th degree pink belt in bullshitzu is the GOAT.

@ValentinKravtchenko 29 күн бұрын

Fantastic edit, Patrick! I heard many stories about Steven. I'm glad you compiled them all in one place through what I can only assume being a very patient and frustrating process.

@jonnymars7164 Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is so deadly he threatened his hairline and it came back.lol

@mitch3384 2 ай бұрын

He's incredibly lethal with a knife and fork.

@Insert.anger50 Ай бұрын

He's really good at disarming anyone with a bag of Mac Donald's

@Nastydealerr Ай бұрын

@sealijivstanga7 ❤😂😂😂

@BonusHole Ай бұрын

He spent TWO YEARS learning to punch.

@RebornThroughHate Ай бұрын

lol

@renotseng4809 Ай бұрын

@@BonusHoleNo, regardless of all this and his complete nonsense talk 😂😂. If Steven Seagal's claim about being made to spend two years learning to punch was actually true, then it would have most likely been his teacher teaching him discipline and respect for his teacher while his teacher was observing him to make a decision on whether or not he was going to train him.

@Jordan-rb28 Ай бұрын

"I was born... clairvoyant" what a thing to say lmfao

@realbudgiesmugglertwohatsb2611 Ай бұрын

Seems a totally weird thing to say but maybe the jokes on those that presume to know where his head is at. He could be just being a smart arse

@martiny1804 Ай бұрын

When did he change his name to Claire?

@landyboy7 Ай бұрын

Bet they never saw that coming....

@magnusydhag035 Ай бұрын

@@martiny1804 Hahahaaaa

@filthforce Ай бұрын

he really thinks he's something for someone who is very palpably not so bright. AND FAT

@CutmeMick 7 күн бұрын

I met and used to see his body double in Bozeman at the Zebra in the late 90’s. No shit. He actually did look like Steve walking away drunk from the bar 🤣

@BeautifullyBroken1022 6 күн бұрын

My grandmother looked 100% Mohawk, I mean she had a Mohawk, I mean she had a hawk named Mo 😂😂

@robertflint4115 Ай бұрын

Hearing Segal calling someone else a pathologically liar, had me spitting out my coffee. 🤣

@cveuskens Ай бұрын

It's like hearing Donald Trump calling someone crooked! 😂

@KingLos95 Ай бұрын

Talk about projecting 😆

@robertflint4115 Ай бұрын

@@cveuskens they are all crooked at that level

@tomsmith6513 Ай бұрын

He was talking about himself

@asrr62 Ай бұрын

Liars actually believe their made up 💩 some can't even distinguish I think

@johnjoesafatso 2 ай бұрын

you put so much effort into an april fools' joke 🤣🤣 gotta respect the commitment

@jalenikezeue4114 2 ай бұрын

😒 😒😒 Steven seagal Is just like Frank dux Both are masters of Tall Tales

@yoshimitsu8643 2 ай бұрын

Why ruin it You could have been a part of it

@jalenikezeue4114 2 ай бұрын

@@yoshimitsu8643 I don't like Theatrical Fighting

@tylershadlow5792 Ай бұрын

wtf are you taling about?

@TraitorFelon.14.3 Ай бұрын

Think about how many years Steven has put into being the laughing stock of the martial arts community across the world.

@ryszakowy 2 күн бұрын

gene lebel chokes seagal to the point where he shits his pants that didn't happen

@kaotikhorror 26 күн бұрын

Every time he gets chinese food delivered he ends up sparring with the delivery guy.

@USMCRonin 2 ай бұрын

The only reason he isn’t UFC ALL WEIGHT CHAMPION is because he would literally kill everyone

@MF-kr4hf 2 ай бұрын

*Eat

@mixrable1212 2 ай бұрын

@@MF-kr4hfBoth😤😤😤

@maggoteater2290 2 ай бұрын

The undisputed super overweight champion

@filipeventura2729 2 ай бұрын

Him and Chael, baddest men on the planet

@adamqmarcinko3880 2 ай бұрын

You're funny

@southerndeth 2 ай бұрын

When Steve walks into a room the buffet taps out.

@technicalmadman2986 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@gamedevsa Ай бұрын

😆

@Soundbrigade Ай бұрын

Hey, stop it! Only Chuck Norris are allowed to have those kinds of sayings.

@StevenBoudreau Ай бұрын

Seagal ignores the tap out and eats it anyway, and its replacement.

@stevebell4853 Ай бұрын

@@StevenBoudreau You correctly understand his depravity. And his obesity.

@chipsalom 6 күн бұрын

So basically he made himself Forrest Gump... magically involved in every historical event that occured during his lifetime. Oh wait, even Gump never claimed he was God, lol.

@allseeingeye1 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 5:08 you needed to put in the Rocky 4 clip where Drago says, 'if he dies, he dies!' 😂

@cjhickspe1399 Ай бұрын

He just needs a cape and a huge necklace and he could be a vampire with that hairline... "Count Bullshido"

@summerforever6736 Ай бұрын

Soo fuckan funny man!!!

@Recontrooper22 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@davidpignatore6532 Ай бұрын

Bullshito

@cjhickspe1399 Ай бұрын

@@davidpignatore6532 Nice. My initial thought was "Wow, Eddie Munster sure has let himself go."

@anjoLas Ай бұрын

I would give half of all my money to see you say that in his face and get away with it and in while i was recording it :)

@jaydeepsen4769 2 ай бұрын

From documentary to mockumentary, no one does it better than Patrick Gavia

@KingCuba 2 ай бұрын

Gonna bite Joesph Vincent’s tagline line tha?! Lol

@philosopher1130 Ай бұрын

@@KingCuba Jesus Christ is it really THAT big a deal that someone repeats what someone else said online at some point? Or should he be taken out back and shot for daring to say what someone else has already said..? 🤦🏽‍♂️

@matrix35 Ай бұрын

Can't believe how fast he has got to 400k sunscribers!

@GraniteChief369 Ай бұрын

This is an excellently produced video n the comments are friggin hilarious.

@fkb123123 Ай бұрын

Cops : hes got a gun Steven : can i laugh in your face?

@Sarke2 11 күн бұрын

And Lukashenko is his best friend, giving him a carrot hahahahaha

@thememeguy2195 2 ай бұрын

Sucks that Steven was born far too early for his time, we were robbed of seeing Seagal vs CM Punk, 2 of the greatest martial artists at their prime.

@yamiljahdielmelendez6253 2 ай бұрын

Don’t ever disrespect such a legend like that… CM Punk deserves better

@p.s.5135 2 ай бұрын

Cm punk will fuck him.up

@Nielis0022 2 ай бұрын

Nah, it would be such an unfair fight. At the age of three, Steven had already mastered and improved the art of shooting lightning bolts from his arse. CM would be fried before they even get into fighting distance..

@snooganslestat2030 Ай бұрын

@Nielis0022 😂

@abdulraheem468 Ай бұрын

⁠🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Globodyne Ай бұрын

Steven Seagal is such a badass that he needs a body double to climb a flight of stairs.

@AwesomeFish12 Ай бұрын

I remember that scene. Hilarious. Right up there with the seated fight scenes.

@artisticendeavors5076 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@AngelLuisEspada1970 Ай бұрын

😂

@petegrusky2715 Ай бұрын

No. This is reserved by Biden only!😂

@stevemiecznikowski9670 Ай бұрын

I think you mean Trump with his baby steps complete with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.. or maybe it was the classified documents he had in his bathroom?

@PsyloJ Ай бұрын

I love how he says "there's 3 out of 3 million" instead of just 1 out of a million when talking about how many hollywood actors are legit 😂.

@hydromancer4916 5 сағат бұрын

5:03 This guy is like Sam Hyde without any possibility of irony.

@slendabruh1594 Ай бұрын

I'm convinced Seagal is the greatest troll to ever live.

@djangofett4879 Ай бұрын

nah, just a psychopath who happened to be in the right place at the right time

@topg-ko6vs Ай бұрын

he taught Anderson Silva so hows he a troll

@mechica8686 Ай бұрын

@@topg-ko6vs did you see that Silva laughed when asked if Seagal taught him that kick? Silva said he was training that kick years before Seagal trained him. And a Bonus info: that Side Karate Chop is a TOTAL FAKE MOVE. It is done not with the outside of the hand but the other way, with the knuckles of your thumb.

@Rezisorss Ай бұрын

It's called schizophrenia, actually it's a serious mental ilness and Seagal has it all his life, thats why he thinks he is everything

@Ev.FromMars Ай бұрын

@@mechica8686 there are different types. Some use thumb side, some use pinky side. The one I was taught using the thumb side is more like a rising strike from down near waist up to head or neck, the pinky ones are sideways from around shoulder height to head or neck. I haven't seen the one he is doing, but would make sense to use pinky for that. Try doing it with the thumb side, it's very awkward.

@TheBeanGreen Ай бұрын

The comp of him talking about his family lineage is absolutely hilarious 😂

@ashleyw6160 Ай бұрын

Yep lmao 🤣💀🤣

@Mental-Cobwebs Ай бұрын

😂😂

@summerforever6736 Ай бұрын

200%

@nobloodyusername Ай бұрын

He admits being of all races except his true race.... beginning with j and ending with w

@summerforever6736 Ай бұрын

@@nobloodyusername little hat people!!

@fantasma8253 Ай бұрын

Please don’t tell I’m the only one who busted out laughing when I saw the clip of Silva imitating Segal and laughing with his guys😂😂😂😂bro they done fooled me too this guy is the real bullshido master for real you wanna believe it sounds so good

@emjizone 25 күн бұрын

1. No one insults Chuck Norris' mother. 2. No one knows which of Steven Seagal's many fictional mothers to insult.

@Ezekiel-rv3pe Ай бұрын

Steven segal: i worked in the cia for 62 years, i was a cop for 90 years , i was a navy cook for 45 years , ive been an astronaut since 1890, i was usa president for 24 years etc..

@brewswillas6635 Ай бұрын

Yeeahh, that's the ticket.

@blaxpoitation8528 Ай бұрын

He also sent people to the blood bank for 55 yrs

@darylcrandell682 Ай бұрын

He also killed a puppy, during a raid on a cock fighting farm, along with 100+ shot Roosrers.

@jetsetdotone Ай бұрын

Sounds more like a speech by your US president.

@desprezolorde Ай бұрын

He was, I was there.

@ballen787 Ай бұрын

Anderson Silva joking around that Segal taught him that kick, and Segal thinking Anderson was seriously giving him credit, is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

@ABC-uq3mx Ай бұрын

He taught him positioning and balance and how a straight front kick is more effective than a standing up kick. He also taught alex pereira the grabbing the hand and step in side hook with the same side/hand. Kind of like gsp crazy counter vs bisping. Stuff that the average person wouldnt know is effective against a tough opponent. Work and personal life is separate. He might behave like a cult leader but as a trainer, he has some good tips for some guys etc.

@tylerironside8109 Ай бұрын

@@ABC-uq3mx Okay, Steven.

@AfrikaJump Ай бұрын

@@tylerironside8109😂😂😂 don't be like this

@I-HAVE-A-BOMB Ай бұрын

You know Anderson has said the opposite right? Crazy how you guys run wild. Is he the best BS artist to ever do it yes. Is he also one of the best Akido(dork martial art) guys around? Probably. Does it maybe have some really nice techniques? Probably.

@ballen787 Ай бұрын

@@I-HAVE-A-BOMB wow. Big Segal fan? I can’t believe they still exist.

@krozareq 5 күн бұрын

Went from movie action star to eating Lukashenko's carrots and watermelons.

@ims0raw4u 23 күн бұрын

1:34 i can't stop laughing. i'm crying.

@Dan.Solo.Chicago Ай бұрын

My dad worked on Seagal’s first movie Above The Law. My dad was a paramedic on the Chicago Fire Department, and after he retired from the CFD he got a job with the Motion Picture Union here in Chicago as a film set emergency medic. It was his first movie and the dude was already a diva. He was really into Native American spiritualism and had a guy on the payroll whose job it was to purify the set every day with sage smoke and song. Then he had this big ball of pungent smelling herbs, as big as a beachball, that he had to always have near by while he was working to set the mood. Everyone called his tumble weed, and eventually the ever present strong smell of these herbs on set everyday started making people sick. He wouldn’t work without it though. After 15 years in the business, dad had all kinds of stories like that, about all kinds of celebrities, and what they’re re really like in person, as opposed to the persona they present to the world.

@sporkazmable Ай бұрын

ooo, who else is wildly different from how they pretend to be?'

@CodeguruX Ай бұрын

@@sporkazmable Everyone? Segal just got more out of it than most people. lol. Gotta love the ending part of every celebrity kill piece. Random Girl Who Doesn't Matter Says: "He toucheded me!" The instant any star isn't a legend anymore, pussy suddenly has regret. And pussy laws are retroactive.

@szymongrabarczyk3561 Ай бұрын

But Seagull persona was always a diva. All the people that worked with him joked about him.

@aymonfoxc1442 Ай бұрын

A wonderful anecdote 👏

@Deontjie Ай бұрын

You Americans idolize movie stars beyond reason. Seagal is a character just like 007. I like them, but I do not idolize them.

@ReturnOfTheJ.D. Ай бұрын

I'm American Indian, Italian, Irish, French, Russian, Mongolian, Japanese, Jewish, Siberian and Belarusian. I applied for and was granted Serbian citizenship.

@peterking3186 Ай бұрын

What a hell of mixed person you are 😂 I guess you have blue eyes

@docbohemian1328 Ай бұрын

I am an African American Japanese Jew.

@mrmatthew2443 Ай бұрын

And I’m a god

@regidiaz Ай бұрын

He’s not Filipino, that’s a good thing.

@neoniki30 Ай бұрын

I see what you did there heheh