Holy shit! Say hello to Professor Xavier for me.

Me too, my mental energie is just so much higher in the summer.

You're like nuclear man from superman 4. The sun's give you more power, more power = less time

Strange I can do the same thing Let's form a superhero team together

I can kill with a look. I look in the mirror, and my self esteem dies, just like that.

That made me laugh out loud. You win at internets sir.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yupp fair dinkum

laughing so hard omg

Just be glad he didn't release the advanced tutorial on nipple flicking to the internet. Public's not ready for that shit.

Nice one ☺️

And how very few know the actual worth of a good SLAP to the face by a large guys hand. 👋💢😵‍💫

Must have been at a gay club in a nice neighborhood 😁

@@josiahcamacho658 No, it's a technique that uses psychology and physiology.

You have a very dangerous job, actually I am womdering can you describe how you react to very stressful situations where your life could be in danger? From a psychological perspective, how you force yourself to be calm in those circumstances?

@@peterbenson2185 Very true, simple open hand strike can be a good factory reset button for somebody’s ego.

seriously🤣🤣🤣

Lool Kung fu panda?

🤣

@@jdc4316 BEGONE YOU UNCULTURED SWWWIINE

Napoleon Dynamite comes to mind

I watched "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". First I'll tire you out by absorbing all your blows with face to fist style. Then I'll follow up with a quick balls to the knee technique. And just when you think you have me I'll have you in the reverse guillotine position. I'll know I've won once I wake up in the hospital with a sore and swollen face.

Bring me more wine

Ugh.. this video is rewined.

Stewie chilled out as he got older. Used a machine to travel from the animated world to ours and talk to Joe Rogan.

Justin I’ll be sure to return all of the royalties I’ve received from it.

@Justin it wasn’t a copied comment first off. My “royalties” joke went over your head sadly, but you don’t appear to have a lot of comprehension skills anyway. It’s a KZfaq comment section, I am not sure why you are getting so triggered over a comment on a video lol. Maybe the internet isn’t the place for you.

Especially when thrown !! 😆😆

You can get arrested and sent to prison using that technique. Very deadly that can only be taught by monks.

@@MrWeareone777 😂😂😂😂 Its the oldest form of combat.

@@MrWeareone777 you have to register your arms at the governors house if you learn that style

If someone has flabby grandma arms, be careful

gave him a pat on the back for pretending he was hurt

That's a good deal..

I typically don't spend less than $30 on a belt. That's super cheap.

You need Anson belt

"In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants."

Got mine at H&M

Dennis Garage lmao best comment ever

Your stand up would cause more pain...

@@manga3040 Cringe 3040. Thanks.

I might die of this comment as well. Damn that was good

Dennis Garage 👀😭🤣

Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.

@@thewholetruth5473 Calm down bud

@@1sanitat1 Obviously I am very calm, but thanks. God bless.

@@thewholetruth5473 Where are you coming up with those assumptions?? Lol it's like you want him to be angry about it? Or maybe _you're_ angry? 🤔 But anyway, I'm 99.9% sure Joe honestly thinks it's funny, because it is. What's there even to be mad about?

@@lando8913 Well I am 99.99% sure that Joe is 😠. Thanks for your participation. God bless.

That’s my new favorite clip

Elminster Highhell or it’s because nasa is a very famous and common organization and having a shirt that has the name or logo of a famous organization is not uncommon. Like how some people could have a hat that says US Air Force a shirt that says Harley-Davidson, that doesn’t mean that they are trying to pass off as a US army pilot or a motorcycle engineer. This guy in the video is actively trying to pass off his con as the truth by wearing those military clothes.

@Doctor Elminster I did some research and of course Joe wasn't a flat earther , even if he had been , the fact that he stoped being one would be a good proof of intellect . my sister who's 30 used to be a flat earther for several years , she eventually understood it was bs from ppl who don't even have degrees in anything related to science and are just spewing non provable nonsense like the dinosaurs didn't exist or whatever stupid story .

Doctor Elminster it was a jacket not the top of a space suit

@Doctor Elminster i don't think you do any research. Researched all of that and you're wrong about it all. Think you just read a bunch of comments and believed them all.

Lmao

You committed tom green to memory?

I breathed HEAVILY through the nose on this one

🤣🤣

@@matthewgriever2289 i dont get his and your comment like does it get you angry?

Even though his laughter was so obviously fake?

​@@thewholetruth5473Wasn't fake at all. You have no social skills.

Worse day I've had in months and this just about fixed it.

​@@thewholetruth5473crazy that you don't know him personally yet you magically know personal things about him 😂 sorry buddy but anyone who knows psychology knows that that's not how laughs work, fake laughs can sound real and vice versa, it's ignorant and disingenuous to act like you can magically determine the validity of it

Calm down

Another great one is if someone pushes you in a standing position with both hands, immediately push them back in the same way. The act of pushing you has thrown their center of gravity forward of their feet, and you pushing them back instantly shifts that center of gravity in the opposite direction behind their feet. The rapid change from over reach to under reach will be enough to make most people stumble backward or fall over.

There was this quiet undersized kid on my block. Yeah he got picked on. Kids threw stuff at him at school. Well, one summer, a bigger kid picked on him and the small kid just snapped and grabbed him. They rolled around and the big kid was winning and then small kid bit the big kids face, like really bit him like an animal. There was blood everywhere and the big kid was screaming and crying like a girl. And it was understandable. His right cheek was torn open. The smaller kid didn’t bat an eye. He had blood all over his mouth. Anyway, the smaller kid’s father was a lawyer and the bigger kid’s family didn’t press charges for some reason. This was in the early 80s. Anyway, the small kid still kept being a loner and still kept being quiet and unassuming. But NOBODY. absolutely NOBODY in the neighborhood or at school messed with him. And it was that way through high school. He had the reputation of being batshit crazy even though nothing like that fight happened ever again

@@youtubecommenter37 I mean that's still better than bring your father's glock to school

@@youtubecommenter37 easy protection and a safe several school years for that kid

Not to be attempted on a windy day.

This needs more likes holy shit I laughed so fucking hard

And second guy had hyuga eyes

Lmfaooooo yoooo I’m dead af 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

RIP neji hyuga

Austin Sill oh shit... Ur fucked now

I would be the same for 100 million lol

@@redicej5843 🤣🤣

@@redicej5843 This was 4 years ago

So dangerous

No wonder it's so great for self defense

I’ve been the subject of actual dim-mak. The knockout is instant and it’s actual striking. Not whatever the fuck that was 😂

@@DivergentDiveBomb It is. The "cotton punch" isn't really that "cotton". A punch or open hand hit to the solar plexus can really kill you.

Legendary

Fuckin pencil sticking out it’s back lmao

As a hamster owner, I do not feel so well...

@@kanegarvey3188 this got me dead 🤣

I feel bad about this comment :(

This is fucked up.

Dwight Shrute? Please! It's all about Rex Kwan Do!!

Fucker mad me look him up then remembered him from the office

Marcos Delacerda, “you wouldn’t want to take a roundhouse kick with me wearing these bad boys” *points to American flag sweat pants*

Marcos Delacerda I'm sad not more people appreciated this comment

Screw you all. I AM FRANK MOTHER FUCKING DUX!

Did 'im real dirty LMFAO

SuperN0va HAHAHAHAHAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chael needs to stop scaring him into hiding

you made me laugh lmao

This is why I dont cosplay Waldo anymore. Hearing that shit like "OH I FOUND YOU!" is fun the first 5 times, but when you hear it 59 more times and people think they're like, the first person saying it to you TODAY or even EVER, it starts getting on your nerves. I know this was random on no one asks, I just fucking hate Waldo now. Must suck to ACTUALLY be him though because that's all people ever say to him. Ever

4MyGiRlFrIeNd who is Baki?

Sarah Netflix anime show

TheZyreick lol now I feel dumb

🤣🤣🤣 I was thinkin the same thing when he said it

yo i started baki like a week ago, and i was not expecting much out of it but gahdamn

They did an episode on Steven Seagal . He’s legit

@@DennyPlank hes legit, HOWEVER aikido sucks lol

Oohh buuurrn

Old fat Steven has a lot of pain for you left in those hands.

He’s legit it’s just his discipline isn’t very good in a fight

I need you to visit me, I need my walls dried up too

@@XenonSCRB 🤣🤣

Gosh!! How many wolverines can you kill?

@@jamiecurley1720 A frickin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

"Break the wrist, and walk away."

@@Golden_God_Untethered 😂

@@Golden_God_Untethered 😂

That would be pretty cool.

"picked up the kids last week from school, saw someone I went to highschool with, I was like, 'ah shit.' haha funny story huh? Don't ya just hate that! And how about those Mets huh?"

Like Theo Vaughn with the plumber

@@abdulrabbani4520 i was about to say that Theo Von has done this numerous times.

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono that was a legendary podcast lmfaoooo

all ya got to do is just smoke pot, like me and joe

@Dusten Cross Hey 👋🏼 pal! Just curious, is your last name McFly like mine?! Because 29 years & nearly one more year to this day it happened to me!! But I have a friend who knows how to time travel & said by 2020 times will be the best to get help from doctors right out on the street 🤔 I like just got here & things seem strange. I’ll just go to New York, I’m sure they’ll fix me up?! Cheers

Is this a baki reference?!?

No idea! Mine was a Back to the Future reference!

Krush Groovin’ I didn’t mean yours, I know who’s Martin McFly xD

Nate: My bad Nate:) I shoulda realized we were talking about “fake” MMA’s CHEERS 😉

The way Joe says "Yea" reminds me of how my dad listen to my white lies when I was little lmao

Don't take it the wrong way but oesophagus is spelled with an o at the start

Abhinay K no it’s not

Abhinay K, what country are you from? Canada?

@@kyleorr533 you American? Thought as much. Americans always want the easy way out lol. Who tf thinks oesophagus is wrong? 😂

Jamie doesnt get enough credit man rofl. Rogan's always shutting his ass down 😂

I know I'm glad you heard that to bc it put me in the floor and his timing was perfect

Jamie is low key funny af xD

nate means meant to say this: XD 1) An internet expression that gets annoying if overused. 2) What little kiddos spam when they are mad they realize the suck at roblox 3)The same kids using this term also use BAE; AF(AS FUCK), & therefore they all have Room Temp Intelligence Quotation & not 1 person on this planet changing the English Language to even dumber acronyms could score Triple Digits on the Mensa or Stanford Binet Test! 4)A symbol with X being the eyes and D being the Dick, to make it seem like the person has squinched eyes and a mouth wide open laughing w/ a cock in it. This is usually used to replace rofl, as the X for eyes indicates that they are laughing so hard they may have fallen out of their chair. Usually used in mmorpgs and chat lines. And highly used by GenZ who play Minecraft. 5)XD or xD is the most annoying internet expression ever created. It is used in funny moments,embarrassing moments and,stupid moments. XD is now used on all social medias applications. XD is ONLY said by kids. 6)And now; how it SHOULD be used in 2020: I keep the XD on me so I can pop her next time I see that pussy. 7)OR this is acceptable also... “Hitler was a GREAT Guy”! Response: xD? And he’s not ‘low key funny af’, he’s High Key witty humour with ☝🏻 line zingers. I think that’s what you meant to say; again...unless you’re 12 years old or simply retarded! 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤣

You have too much time on your hands if you sit around posting those kinds of comments buddy... ironic that you're telling on yourself whilst trying to take the intellectual high ground... I guess you missed psychology 101 on your way to the multiple PhD's you must have.... what I meant to say was... U gay AF xD

I could replay 4:40 for ever hahaha

Morons? They are comics you fucking idiot they arent being serious with their moves.

I appreciate Joe Rogan's response is about breaking boards. I broke them as well in the late eights and early nineties; sometimes two at a time. The "fake " boards were harder to break; meaning a plastic/fiberglass board that you could slide or snap together. YMMV. Thank you.

It's the Leo and the inner kid comic wonder in him.:)

Umm his "laughter" is obviously the opposite of "genuine". Joe Rogan is clearly annoyed by people doing those kind of martial arts that would not work well, especially in MMA. He should just be honest about that rather than doing fake laughter. He should admit it angers him rather than pretending he finds it absolutely hilarious.

TheMAORIRULE now. That's some funny shit right there!!!!

TheMAORIRULE No. go on. tell us more. prison what...

John Price you like bending over for the soap?

We called it Ranger Wipe in the 80's lol

Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 jesus christ that's fucking great. Best comment hands down

It's the Choroidal Artery... You'll never learn the Super Ultimate Finger Death Strike unless you get the language correct.

Thank god you were here to correct me. I would have gone through my whole life thinking my neck is in my ass. Thank you.

@@user-bc8ff8oi8k I bet you're an awful lot of fun to be around

Your artery would be corroded after I get these poison hands on you.

@@mrtoad1408 lol

That is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time

Umm it was fake (or at least incredibly exaggerated) laughter. You really couldn't see that?

Only till he eggs on a guy or gal that really is one...

He tells people he’s a Jedi

I think Joe's guest does too

Well he never watched Emter the Dragon and learned that Boards don’t hit back.

Highly doubt it. Most con artists are aware they are con artists unless duped into the role in a pyramid scheme etc.

You forgot to add Joe "I enjoy fake martial arts videos more than anything" Rogan.

@@CC-mr5xq Haha. I forgot.

That's WWE but with some asian spice into it

*almost anything

@@nomadben was it almost? Still funny

Haha thought he said soft watermelon but ever what it was hilarious

😂😂😂

Racist!!!

you need a clear airway

Now, if I drill a small hole in this watermelon and let it warm to around 98 degrees, it becomes the woman I so desperately need. This fuckin guy

@@martinschmidt2418 don't forget the ability to breathe

Watermelon= lots of water. Human= lots of water. Punch through watermelon= kill human with stare

I served under Major General Albert Stubblebine and I've been walking through watermelon ever since!

That was my favourite part! It's 6 am and I was laughing like a mad man ;)

Red Frame never a truer word said 👌👌👌

Wait a second. Are you trying to bs us?

@@driverxone9453 Everyone is trying to bs you! :D

@Dirk Walter he has the job. Thanks for the tip. I'm going to be the best python guy from North America next month.

@A E "There are people" not " All people" you fucking troglodyte.

Lol i know that shit got me too

trachea?????

@Nick Name which is why I said "trachea"

@Nick Name r/wooooooooooosh

Joe Rogan should host meme review

True. Even after a really shitty day his laugh always cheers me up :D

@@jerkkub bro, can you tell me who’s the guy on your profile pic? Thank you in advance

Fake laughter is not contagious. Only real laughter is contagious. Regardless of how stoned he was, Joe Rogan was obviously being very fake with his "laughter" here.

Usually you teach them how to avoid fighting. Dunno who everyone else learned under, but to be get into street fights is to fail your discipline.

not sad, it's natural selection

@John Small Why were you even brawling in the first place? In college, of all places?

Even under the best scenarios people do get attacked often for no reason, is the logic being used in this thread its always your fault if your attacked , publically or privatly, and you should walk away, even when being repeatedly struck, WTF?

@@snapdragon9300 There's almost always a reason, and there's no such thing as walking away when you're being struck.

None of these guys go home to Starla at night. Forget about it.

Should be top comment.

Lol thank you for that

@@keylo6871 KEK

Break the wrist break the arm disable to ground smash groin smash throat re smash groin to exit

It does lmfao

Jacob damn harsh

@@taranlightell1733 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hcVkgsl1kt3Rd6c.html

lol

Omfg hahhaha

Thats an insult to girls

@@nyahsalvatore3037 ok boomer

@@the_jones528 yea got em

@@the_jones528 wow so original and funny, how did you come up with that one

@@the_jones528 Boom! Headshot.

hahaha!!

Was more scared of Starla

😂😂 Rex Kwon Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times! - Rex's first rule

Break the wrist & walk away... break the wrist... walk away.

Ayee 🇬🇹

Harder than a diamond

Gonna be alot of seed spitting

I’m dead haha

“Oh yeah I’ve been reading about that”

With all its drawbacks, the battlefield will be looking a lot better, come spring :)) Tastier too..

Through the carotid artery lmao

I can't tell if your avatar is Noir or Jones inspired, but it looks great.

@@TheAlison1456 Its actually Roland (the Gunslinger) from The Dark Tower. Thanks for the comment!

That's how he got his wife pregnant.

He used a "rear naked choke" for maximum damage to the womb!

It's funny?

@@peterfrancisco2315 Funny to me yes.

Dont get offended by this but may i ask why you think it's funny?

@@peterfrancisco2315 The way he says it. It's a constant in his shows and it seems to roll off his tongue without a second thought.

Oh lol

Omg how do you even remember that

Amanda D you just brought me some memories well done 😂🙏🏼

@@savagemowgli8802 Glad I could help. ;D

Real man of culture right here

That's some OG youtube content right there

Snurt Groolan hiyaaaaaa my hand went right through! I pissed myself lol

You’ve never broken a brick wall with a wooden mallet? Fucking weak

But what is a brick wall mostly made of? Atoms.

I'd like him to come see me and my phony technique so I could put him out of his delusional misery. I have 3 moves. Same moves I've always have used. All three are illegal in most sactioned fighting organizations. But Joe thinks fighting should be like a street fight so we would be a good match. I would kick his ass in 15 seconds or less and I'm willing to bet him a thousand dollars I can do it. Problem for Joe is, he will also go to the hospital as that is my main MO. Make sure I never have to fight you again.

maybe it’s your lack of actual social interactions

@@Yambag You know I've never said this about a YT comment before but, bro...that was uncalled for.

@@MusicbyWordPlay hes probably a sad and miserable person that feels he has to degrade others to make himself feel good

@@yarden4240 I'm sure you're not far off the mark.

@@yarden4240 *”sAd aNd misErRAbLe”* every little softy-serve weirdo uses the same cookie cutter coping mechanism for seeing a comment they don’t like. did you know you can be a regular happy person and still make fun of things? mind blowing ikr.

Against any martial artist at all

@@nikmacfarlane2806 against the average pissed off Joe would be enough for him to realize it was useless

Put that dude against a 70 year old grandmother with a cane lmao

That is gold lol

Yess! 😂 My mother used to be a PT and she would catch people talking about “rotary cups” like they were medical pros She would just smile and walk away 🤣

They say “No!, I am talking about the rotar cuff - its a lesser known part of the body - There is also a rotator cuff but I am talking about something different...... it’s in the same spot though

@Leonardo Santuario I agree

@Leonardo Santuario I agree

@Leonardo Santuario I agree

@Leonardo Santuario I agree

@Leonardo Santuario I agree

lol

Clayton Brown Smashing!

GreatfulGert lol yea

He is a butler in real life tho

@@oldtin82 a butt pirate hehe

A Gay Butler