Fun Fact: this video was uploaded LITERALLY the night before my AP World History exam in high school and it deadass helped me remember stuff I forgot would be on the exam. I love this video, it's a work of art.

End of the video: "By the way where the hell are we?" Start of the video: "Hi. You're on a rock, floating in space." The loop goes on forever

5:44 So basically, the tectonic plates are pro-Team Aqua. Noted.

Fun fact: The Morse code at 21:39 says, "SEX LOL."

Human migration isn’t due to tectonics, it’s just regular walking, sometimes with the help of ice bridges during the ice ages. At most the continents have only moved about 9 miles during human history, I.e. 2-5 cm a year

Fun Fact: the "Intermission" part in Japan is a reference to an older video made by him.

This video is amazing! The hisory of the entire world... I guess is amazing too.

Hey Patterrz, I have a question for you. If you have a flat and need a lift are you a stranded American or a Lazy Brit? Take all the time you need.

I was there for that stream! Can agree that this is a really good video. Bill Wurtz is such an amazing musician!

"Does anyone remember that the US had the Philippines?" Yes, Pat, very vividly. But does anyone remember that before that, the Philippines was colonized by Spain for 333 years? Or that during WW2 (probably), it got brutally rekt by Japan?

" 'Let's save the planet!' said everybody, not knowing how." That line goes hard.

5:43 team aqua be like to groudon perhaps i judged you too harshly

*That video gave me more information than my entire social studies year of studying.*

Earth Review: 7/10. Too much water.

"Was there ever a not terrible ruler of Russia?" WELL that was that one polish guy that conquered Moscow. Dunno if he was terrible, got sliced up and shot out of cannon pretty quickly, but prob least harmful Russian leader

I was always confused on why people said this was too fast and then I got diagnosed with adhd 😭 Then I found out Pat apparently has adhd too, so it’s nice to see someone not freaking out about how fast it is, cus the speed is perfect for me actually

If you haven’t seen it yet, check out History of the World animated to Dedede’s Royal Payback, such a fun summary of this summary of the world!

As a Jew, I can say, like ALL the Jewish holidays are just, “People tried to kill us, but they failed. Lets eat!”

pat: can i complimen the uk the uk: heehee colonization goes brrrr

I love watching Bill Wurtz when I'm uh... not sober.

Yes! More reactions to this video!!! Love watching these.

It does gloss a bit over what was going on with the aztecs and incans and the whole american colonization, but that's fine. What I'm disappointed is in the fact that it skips my favourite part of Spanish history: that one time the French went "Hey, guys, can we march our army through your country to attacks Portugal?" Spain said yes and the French decided to just park their army in Spain and take us over. For like 2 years before the Spanish kicked them out.

I got a friend who’s a history geek so I’m absolutely showing this to him.

I hate to say this Patterrz, but before this guy there use to be Brainpop in the 2000s, and that site use to teach me a lot more stuff and it was fully animated, and it kept my attention throughout the entire thing. it wasn't crazy editing or none of that stuff like this guy did, it went at a nice pace and it didn't feel slow or gone too fast, and it was informative just enough about that certain subject, they also recommended other videos if you wanted to learn more about a specific subject. Which is how I learned film and tv shows through one brainpop video. So before 2016, Brainpop use to be the shit I use to watch back in middle school. And before that, KZfaq for me was where it was made for entertainment, not really education. And before KZfaq it was VHS and DVD players with CRT small TVs to learn in school, based on what the teacher was teaching taht day. And yes, they did have projectors, but it was hooked up via VGA and had a separate speakers inside th projector for sound.

I literally watched this video for the first time last week. Glad I get to watch it again with one of my favorite poketubers

4:24 Fun fact: Someone made a-song/music using the “The Sun Is A Deadly Lazer” line a LONG time ago, and it’s actually pretty good (in my opinion), though it could use a bit of a remastering if I’m being honest here, and I think all/some of the people who have also listened to it would agree with me. Edit: After posting this comment, I’m now realizing that this video is 9 months old (which means you might not even seen/acknowledge this comment), but what I said was true, so all I can do is hope you see it.

I'm surprised you did a reaction video on this! I like this video so much! Don't know if you will react to history of japan. Kinda similar to history of the world.

12:06 How is that So PERFECTLY TIMED!?

🎶the sun is a deadly laser🎶

I like how when Pat said he’s getting nostalgia from the video the video said how 0:25

Patterrz just explained the plot of ruby and sapphire

I learned so much from this and actually made sense

this never get old its old as aged fine wine

I understand that the GB next to the KZfaq premium means Great Britain, but every time I look at it, I think it’s KZfaq Premium:Gameboy, then I think Luke hacked Pats PC and he’s trying to get more subs. I know my mind is weird😂

2028 is closer than I would imagine. Maybe I'll see the thing inventor inventing the thing inventor

“Dumping *British* things-“ You sure that uh, tea, didn’t come from somewhere else?

i watched this 5 minutes after it came out. I had the bell on forever

I like how it speaking like it was serious

4:24 Well, this is one way to edit a video

when watching this ive never noticed that he called the grenade an "exploding pineapple"

I'm so glad this is also your favorite video on this platform pat. As much as I love your vids, I'm sure you understand

I think everyone just visits that video every once in a while as a ritual lol

The sun is a deadly Lazar

Fun fact: im currently writing a google doc about the history of the entire world based of off information in this video, currently one page 4 when chirstopher columbus “discovered” america

21:51 We only outlawed it 30 years after the uk did, while I agree we did it hundreds of years to late so did the uk. america: 1865 UK: 1834 france: 1848 germany:1537 spain:1811 polis of athens: 6th century BC Iraq: 2019 russia: 1720 so the real hero’s here are the polis of athena and germany I guess also the list is from what I can tell just a general time because a lot of countries banned different slavery at different times, like how rome banned christian slavery from jewish people in 590 but banned general christian slavery in 741

He should watch the history of Japan if he hasn’t yet

Fun viking history fact: The vikings kept mostly if not only white slaves (since there were mostly just white folks around), and sometimes the slave could earn their freedom. The vikings cared a lot about honor and strength and that jazz. Well at some point, all the slaves were freed and after some generations, it was almost impossible to tell who had descended from slaves and who had not. Skip to today, it is especially hard to tell, no surprise I remember learning about this a while ago and found it intriguing since i am a norseman, so might have gotten something wrong or explained something wrong, but it was something like this

You used to be able to walk everywhere! And then the Tectonic Plates were like "Dude, that's cringe. We want, like, ocean everywhere, because water is super cool. Land? Not so cool." So basically Team Aqua

Can't believe we're here because of space dust

I re-watch this video like twice a year, it's that good

This is also one of my fav videos!

6:57 my man spitting some bars right here 💀

This Video Single Handedly replaces History Class in High School

It skiped the USA financing dictatorships all around Latin America, but I guess that doesn't matter anymore and there are no consequences

5:44 Nah, just that the tectonic plates had a REALLY messy breakup.

19:55 this aged so well look

Well Napoleon didn't actually invade Russia during winter...

the tectonic plates are a part of team aqua

We did it! we solved the world let's go!

18:13- look up Catherine the Great, probably the best Russian ruler ever

Fun fact I would put this video on at school but since he swears the teachers would tackle me

My favorite video on the platform is “borderline forever”.

there is a school edition that still have md finger

The sun is a deadly lazerrrrrrr 4:14

Patterz the moment it got to the mad stuff like The Renaissance and the Spice Trade and so on I started to react the same really.

Can anyone juat aknowlage that us filipinos just absolutely destroyed 3 countries with no armor and just swords and spears

The greeks has the idea of thinking about stuff 😂

This reminds me, you should watch Davey gunface's pokemon vids. They seem up your alley

Amazing reaction😁

24:24 oh boy, can't wait to see the comments on this one 😃

love how through out all this Canada never gets mentioned once

5:47 Soooooo... Team Aqua?

8:24 if you want a ton of gods, might i recommend shinto with it's 8 million gods?

Patterz you should Watch extra historys series about genghis khan

been a fan of bill wurtz for so loong

Really, because in my school is actually a history thing. I remember watching lesson history and it was hilarious every single time.

btw gangus was the richest person in the world with over 500t usd dollars in todays time!.

How very interesting, fascinating and informative.

Polish peeps and jews shaking hands over getting continuously dunked on by literally everyone constantly

1:51 I would agree but remember it has slurs

18:14 Mikheal Gorbachev

Actually Brazil ended slavery after America. Brazil ended slavery in 1888.

Bill Wurtz is amazing

Good russian leaders that I can think of Are Peter 1, Catherine the great and oddly enough Gorbachev if I remember accurately

Nice vid pat

5:55 Pat just confirmed that the tectonic plates are part of Team Aqua

I actually used this video to help me with a science project.

An old joke goes: Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because god doesn’t trust the Brits in the dark

Groudon do be trolling humans

8:23 Actually, YHWH (god of Christianity) was one of many in a previous religion called Yahwism. At some point, he was extracted, placed at the head of a new religion, his female consort erased outright and the other gods of his prior religion recast as demons. And the new creation myth went like 'Humans were perfect but then some woman fucked up' (original sin, Adam & Eve) So Christianity was and still is a tool of autocracy and sexism.

Did you know that Christopher Columbus never actually came to America?

18:25 What About Gorbachev He Was Nice

2:32 you mean Vine? this guy was a Viner. thats why his editing style is like that. his youtube channel is full of his vines and they’re all 1-30 seconds. he has some longer ones like this, the history of Japan, and his songs

I loved this video and the reaction

Question when does video needs an update

Good Guys? **In this Planet?!** *I think NOT!*

"does anyone remember the Us Got the Phillipines" Filipinos : 😧

Man, WHY DID I IGNORE THIS

A classic

Huh wow, this is a VERY new video