Payday 2 Best Pager Response

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Rock-Hard Willie

Жыл бұрын

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@SaturnsRing98 Жыл бұрын

The "Security Guard": umm, ah, uhhh... Pager dude: Yeah makes sense. love how he doesn't question this one at all

@KIFFLOM_IS_PEACE 2 ай бұрын

But if you abruptly stop talking, or hang up the pager that go ape shit like wtf??

@PabloSky_yt Жыл бұрын

Kinda love the detail the og 4 usually f*ck up their responses because in the first PayDay there was no stealth so this is totally new for them.

@director_aj Жыл бұрын

Diamond Heist and No Mercy beg to differ

@TheUpcomingPayday Жыл бұрын

@@director_ajbut they couldn’t answer pagers because if they killed someone in those heists the alarm would raise

@PabloSky_yt Жыл бұрын

@@director_aj even if you did the stealth part correctly, both of them ended up going loud anyway, in No Mercy when you cut the cables to open the patient room, in Diamond when you break any glass to get diamonds. There was no proper stealth mechanic or way to finish a heist without the alarm popping.

@yol_n 3 ай бұрын

@@PabloSky_yt technically that is stealth even if it goes loud. Car shop alarm also goes off even though the game says it's a stealth heist so by their own standards it is stealth I had a few first world bank lobbies in payday 2 that it goes loud after we drop the money as well

@Ahmadkhadr. 20 күн бұрын

@@yol_n no, they don't count since in car shop the assault never starts, while in those examples you always have to fight cops until the last objectives are done

@silverback_rook5110 Жыл бұрын

"Sorry, my moobs hit the button."

@TheUpcomingPayday Жыл бұрын

“Um um, nah, um, I don- I dont- lhabikhssouslrkhkhk” “Yeah that makes sense”

@sal_monella Жыл бұрын

Scarface’s “IM TAKIN A SHIT MAN” takes it for me

@TheIncorrectCorrector Жыл бұрын

Sydney just straight up rick rolls them

@gellax111 Ай бұрын

"I could have made it in porn, you know... Just sayin" - Rust

@TheThing4444 9 ай бұрын

I love the idea of those two civilians just watching this masked clown make an utter fool of himself and the guy at the other end just beliving it.

@xenosfur Жыл бұрын

not the Payday gang realising they can get away with anything and putting less effort into each pager

@thetacobandit07 Жыл бұрын

I love the sound of horror from the civilian in the background.

@Diamondbackwastaken 5 ай бұрын

He's realizing that nobody is coming to save him.

@ConnorPie Жыл бұрын

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@benbot0733 Ай бұрын

"Ah, that makes sense. Just a minute."

@TheAndygan Жыл бұрын

"Everything okay except the things that aren't". That's the close one for me.

@sher2036 9 ай бұрын

"Everything is good since you left it... but better"

@TurUwU Жыл бұрын

0:06 When you ask her what she wants to eat

@ballsinspector42069 2 ай бұрын

But you know her well enough to understand: Yesh that makes sense

@sanlorenzo7896 8 ай бұрын

When you set your Charisma to 1:

@echowofox 5 ай бұрын

i love how you can tell that control isn't paid enough for this

@nicolaismirnov5496 Жыл бұрын

Me when social interactions

@nawaf2716 Жыл бұрын

Dispatch Security : Bruh

@yuriiarama9578 4 ай бұрын

Guard: *confused noises* Control: Yeah, that seems about right

@k1w1_yes Жыл бұрын

my favorite is jiros "i just called to tell you, i love you" but in a super hard japanese accent lmao

@tdm_nicky5603 Ай бұрын

0:05 uhhh i uhh (choking on air)

@jamol12 Ай бұрын

even the civillian was terrified.

@KIFFLOM_IS_PEACE 2 ай бұрын

Bank robber: uuh, Ehm.. oof, Ughh.. uhhhh- Pager man: Oh.. Okay.. *Also Pager dude if you abruptly stop talking for a millisecond:* Pager man: CALL THE COPS WE HAVE BANK ROBBERS- --------------