*John Wick* went to the internet to scam children playing Fortnite into giving him their credit card information.

Lmao most of them actually did something productive and jacket just discovered text to speech and started a gang

Mfs just robbed the White House yet they buy a TV from the 90s lmao

Dallas having a boat named "Medic bag" is the equivalent of Genji naming a sword "Healing".

"His final words will echo forever in the criminal underworld and circles of power" *"guys the thermal drill, go get it"*

dallas boat is named "medic bag". i guess we know that dallas loves the medic bag

I like how wolf at 7:22 just looks down at the drink and is like "how do I drink this with my mask on"

_"Dallas bought a huge yacht and named it _*_Medic Bag_*_ and sailed around the world"_

Hoxton's face seems to have gotten over its burn scars quite nicely.

11:00 I first read "Scarface left on an alligator and was never seen again" wish that was the canon

Vlad: **has billions of dollars** also Vlad: **uses a flipphone from the 90's**

So, this is what i've gathered: Bain, while dying, pulled of The Greatest Heist of All, which is to switch bodies or reincarnate as the POTUS. So that means, Bain is the President. That also means that the President needs you to get the Thermal Drill...

“Make this country 3 times better and everyone deserves their PAY” if that doesn’t set up for a third game idk what does

Oh no! Chains can't fix the TV and he needs your help to get him a thermal drill. Now to do this he'll need your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration day and month so he can fix the TV and secure the bag.

When you can’t get the actor for Jimmy so you just keep his mask on

Wow Jimmy’s end story leads up to Hardcore Henry. Absolute genius!

Out of everyone, Sydney's ending was the most wholesome.

I like how this ending literally states that gage got the use of his legs back. I imagine the moment the heist was done, his legs just made a click sound and he got up.

*John* went to another game where he got a victory royale and needed your help to escape downtown.

For anybody wondering what vlad says. (yes yes i'm fine ok don't be worried. I'll tell you when something changes. Davai Davai Davai , okay) Davai is said when trying to end a phone call by Repeatedly saying davai

"Wolf traveled with Dallas and the gang on the yacht for a while, but eventually became bored and moved back to Sweden, where he went underground. He was never seen or heard from again. Underground chatter says he decided to "Get the f-ck out". (Definitely a callback to Ulf who founded Overkill, and left after the loot safe fiasco to form Ten Chambers, and is currently working on GTFO) Edit: That is also why Wolf in this secret ending doesn't say anything.

Sydney’s ending is apparently a homage to her voice actresses life as a humanitarian which is really fucking sweet

"Jiro went back to Japan and confronted his old Yakuza brothers. After settling the score, avenging his wife and child, he left Japan, never to return. Legends tell that he now walks the earth in search of Enlightenment." So... he became Genji?

Not one, not two, but THREE. "Earn their pay" Ooo baby is it what we think it is?!?! Half Life 3 confirmed!

"to make this country not one or two but three times as strong for future generations" OVERKILL I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

7:56 "Dallas bought a huge yacht. named it Medic Bag"

Bain’s last words were “let’s do this!” And the president’s last line in that TV were “let’s do this!” as well... *BAIN REINCARNATION CONFIRMED?!*

“Ethan and hila... went back to online broadcasting, where they continue to enjoy fame and success...” Lmao good one xd

In the near future: Dallas fighting with swat during the heist Dallas been shot in the shoulder Policeman: "Any last words buddy?" Dallas: *inhales* Dallas: *AAAHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG* Policeman: What that suppose to me-*HOLLY SHI-* Yacht destroys the entire building

...Ohhh now I understand why it's called Offshore Payday

3:15 Chains says "SPUTNIK" like TF2 heavy says "pootis"

Rest in peace Mira Furlan (1955-2021), The woman who portrayed the butcher.

Use this to pay respects to bain

3:36 -Yes. Yes, it's me. Everything is ok, blyat. Everything is ok, don't worry. I'll give you a call, if something will change. Yup, later

4:30 Me when I tell my friends a joke but they don't laugh

Granting harbor access to the *USS Medic Bag* now, sir

Bain's final words should have been "Guys, the thermal drill, go get it"

Bain is the President

5:37 Beloved D.C. Dentist Found Murdered

when i first watched this late at night with no sleep i was scared because i thought hoxton was going to get mad at ME because chains couldn't fix the tv

They should do a spinoff on Jiro and Sangres wrecking havock on Kyoto. That would be sick.

Wolf tho he doesn't care and it's funny as heck

His final words will echo forever in the criminal underworld and circles of power: "Soda, Caustic Soda, I'm 58% sure"

So guys we did it: *W E F U C K I N G S T O L E A M E R I C A*

So offshore served a purpose in the end

Dont cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Is bain the president? At the end of the presidents speech he said lets do this and the gang said that they have witnessed the greatest heist of all. At the end of the written narrative they said that bain pulled of the greatest heist of all and his words were "lets do this"

Locke hitting a shark with a golf ball, get it?

If Dallas hurt himself on his yatch, will he scream : I NEED MEDIC BAG'S MEDIC BAG

Okay but for real though. Did Bain's concious get put inside the president or something? Because not only does his speech sound like stuff Bain would say, but afterwards when Locke asks, "What did I miss?" Dallas says, "The biggest heist of all"

jacket is still in a gang huh...

"we couldn't think of wolf's ending after he left soooooooo..."

So John Wick in this game takes place before the first John Wick movie?

*Dallas; deploying medic bag* *deploys a boat* sorry guys i forgot my boat's name was medic bag

3:40 . switches on subtitles* "hi my name is beau poison yeah just casual with the shrimp immediately although i don't know what"

His final words will echo forever in the criminal underworld and circles of power: "Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it!"

So.... we're just gonna ignore the fact that the gang still have their masks even after supposedly throwing them all away in the previous ending??????

Bain, before his body succumed to the virus that plagued him, achieved his goal of pulling off the greatest heist of all. His final words will echo forever in the criminal underworld and circles of power: "Guys the Thermal Drill, go get it!"

The Greatest Heist, The Presidents Body.

You'd think they would have had enough money for a better tv

Know what i love about this game? *the fact that this update will never come to console and i’ll never experience this story in full myself*

1:00 when your mom tells you to clean ur room

I really like the tribute to Georgia van Cuylenburg, the voice actor for Sydney. She's doing exactly what the ending says.

2:57 seems jimmy hasn't changed a bit

Vlads entry was 10/10

Dallas: I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!! (*Yacht falls from the sky)

Me: Wait, is that ship, named Medic Bag? _Dallas bought a huge yacht, and named it Medic Bag._ Me: Goddammit, Overkill...

rip.wolf doesnt show his face because his live-action and voice actor,ulf anderson's contract with overkill expired ;W;

My favorite part in when you could see wolf chilling

2:58 well Jimmy’s having fun

4:06 Reminds me of that old meme

Look, i *LOVE* Hoxton, he‘s my most favorite heister ever, but i do feel sad for Houston thou. He replaced Hoxton when the game came out, he is Dallas‘ brother and his „don‘t act dumb“ line became famous, but he was heavily reduced to the backround.

Jacket went back to Miami and made a gang where they buy thugs of the highest quality. I'll miss his Graham mask.

Chains Russian accent is pretty decent tbh

I still can’t believe that it’s over

I am glad my boy Jacket is doing much better in Miami.

“FBI helicopters appear out of nowhere”. “Assault music starts playing”. “The hang suits up”. “Epic gunfight begins”.

2:58 it was at this moment I realized, Jimmy still has his mask. Would have been cool if they had him wearing White Death.

While this is a positive ending to the story, this still leaves the issues of the puppet government that the Dentist has, the mythology and lore behind the dentist and all the artifacts, and the "Holy Grail" mentioned by Bain and Locke during the story driven heists. This just leaves a more sour taste in my mouth than what the first ending showed.

Ah just like my high school reunion

9:56 I see Elon Musk has decided to try something a little more than weed...

I gotta say, i love Chains and Hoxton's actors Such genuine acting Vlad too

i guess crime net is still open for a new gang

I was expecting a bomb to go off when the prez gave the medal to Garrett

Sydney: "I AM AN ANTICHRIST" *fights for cancer* Really good ending, not actually sad about it. I mean we can really be happy now that Ethan and Hila went back to the internet.

4:37 AYO, EPD445 Moments

dem dislikes from Murky water and the dentist

LADIES I HAVE A GREAT RECIPE FOR CUPCAKES

I want an Cinematic of Jiro and Sangres fighting an Yakuza Clan for his revenge story now. I can see Jiro and Sangres being badasses, killing 100s of Soldiers in an Live Action Cinematic in an old temple.

4:32 edp445 be like

Just for people wondering, another part of bain's last words were "well, you guys pulled it off, I'm very proud of you guys, and you are now free to go home" Press F to pay respects. Edit:Thanks for 200 likes!!

Ahhhhh I neeeeeed a luxury yacht!

Some interesting tidbits from the headlines: "US Military Contractor MurkyWater Files For Bankruptcy." "Unidentified Nuclear Device Recovered In Mexico" (Vald, what did you do with those nuclear bombs?!?!) "Strange Atmospheric Phenomena Disappear"

1:28 You thought that I was The Butcher, BUT IT WAS ME , *DIO* !

I always suspected a secret ending,the thing is i didn't expected to be so happy

Look at that, I knew my gal Sydney wasn't all that bad.

This is such a perfect way to close the book, I can only feel happiness and joy by watching this. Thank you so much for uploading it General. I barely have time to play these days. Love you man!

Dallas came back to Washigton Policeman : Hey, I know you ? Dallas : No Policeman : I used to be a gangster like you, but then I took a bullet in the knee

the Sydney ending took me by surprise. that doesn't seem like her at all.

Seeing Jimmy hang with the actual gang makes me really happy for some reason. Have fun Jimmy, you earned it. I just want him to have some time to be happy before Hardcore Henry happens.