Humans to xenos: Violence is never the answer. It is the question. It's up to you whether our answer is yes.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
true
@ashleycroydon9743 Жыл бұрын
Voilence is the question The answer is yes, its what you have to offer that will determine how much is used. 👍👍
@reddeathstar2428 Жыл бұрын
In most theses story xenos usually realize that humans will not use violence until they are attacked then they will restrict it with rules of war and break even one of those rules and these little things called the Geneva conventions will become nothing more than a suggestion
@NXTangl5 ай бұрын
@@ashleycroydon9743"If violence wasn't your last resort, you didn't resort to enough of it." We make sure we always have the capacity to resort to violence.
@backwardsman88873 жыл бұрын
Evil alien overlord: Deal with them Human: Finally *One year later* Evil alien overlord: oh god, you're killing them!
@aguyontheinternet90953 жыл бұрын
Human: Confused screaming
@marshalt02013 жыл бұрын
Victim species: distressed screaming
@Talon11243 жыл бұрын
Alien 1: Unleash the Humans. Alien 2: What can that squishy race do--- OH, OH GODS AAAAAAA Alien 1: ... well, shit. Humans: CRY HAVOK AND LET SLIP THE HUMANS OF WAR!
@PrimordialNyx2 жыл бұрын
@@Talon1124 yes! Call your Gods. We might need to fight them as well if we get bored..
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
Are they really evil or our overlords? They were nice to us and gave us lots of stuff, we owed them at least one good example of why it’s better to be humanities friend instead of the enemy.
@501Magnum3 жыл бұрын
1st story: Ah yes, the "turn war as a concept into someone so atrocious, so monstrous, that no one will ever want to wage war ever again." Tactic... a classic.
@PeterDivine3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it'll even stick this time.
@501Magnum3 жыл бұрын
@@PeterDivine let's hope it does. And if it doesn't? Well we'll just have to do it all over again.
@Mystickrage3 жыл бұрын
@@501Magnum drops moon on world watches it crush into dust. maybe this will prevent the next war,(3 years later) wow i cant believe the military devised a device to just rip worlds off there orbits
@lukeshort29603 жыл бұрын
@SoMuchFacepalm yeah, always need population control. (that's sarcasm for those that look too hard at this statement.)
@Azurath1002 жыл бұрын
To be honest, people really thought is was the last great war, but we're coming on 3 pretty soon if humanity isn't destroyed already by then with the whole killing of phytoplankton and rainforest or asteroids, supervolcanoes, super viruses/bacteria/parasites, pollution, acidification, global currents stopping, flipping poles, solar flares, etc I wouldn't be surprised if our idiot leaders came up with an intentional nuclear winter in order to "reset" instead of actually making a colony ship to get off this rock.
@Chaosrunepownage3 жыл бұрын
Galaxy: *locked in stalemate* Humans: Time for space 'Nam! Galaxy: Oh fuck, what is this? Humans: An average Tuesday.
@felop11873 жыл бұрын
Hello, may I bring the concept of guerrilla tactics
@LuanMower553 жыл бұрын
@@felop1187 hello! We've been trying to reach you about your life's extended waranty
@felop11873 жыл бұрын
@@LuanMower55 Who tf said that I have a life
@erushi55032 жыл бұрын
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
@@felop1187 congrats you’ve been drafted into military data entry then, you have all the needed skills and prerequisites. If you are unhappy we need a new person to install asteroid hyper gravity mines.
@wildwikedwanderer12083 жыл бұрын
“By any means” don’t let loose the dogs of war if you’re not prepared for the outcome
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yup
@donanthebarbarian51773 жыл бұрын
To be fair humanity still hasn't even actually resorted to "any means possible" in the first story. We're still playing by a rulebook in that one. If we truly decided to use any means necessary the only reason it would have taken 3 cycles from our entry to the war till the end would be the sheer distance causing a trip from human space to the middle of enemy territory to last 3 cycles.
@jeremycheney1423 жыл бұрын
By any means would've also included liquefying a few planets in their respective suns.
@jeremycheney1423 жыл бұрын
Just push em with a few nukes or something.
@GrimpakTheMook3 жыл бұрын
So a galaxy of amateurish war... Er... "games", asked mankind on how to win a war "by any means". I'm surprised there was no star killer bomb involved....
@karmaspidr86803 жыл бұрын
"Drop a fucking moon on your front door." Someone watched Infinity War
@Drago_Whooves3 жыл бұрын
The winner is the one with the biggest rock, and a Moon is a pretty big rock
@derrickmiller97763 жыл бұрын
I've seen the results, pretty effective.
@choboibigly65653 жыл бұрын
Mask of Majora
@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass89493 жыл бұрын
"MANKIND BEGIN WITH ROCKS,OUR END ALSO WITH ROCK" -Master Chief
@desertpinoy56163 жыл бұрын
No no no, naruto shippuden:madara
@IRMentat2 жыл бұрын
2nd story "Espionage" not found. "May I plug this into your central computer?" well played humanity, well played.
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
... that just down right dirty... *Burst out laughing at the fucking Joy at my race*
@knightgeland49873 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the negotiator
@wolfoffenris99513 жыл бұрын
Incredible how smothe negotiations go if you threaten one party with a gun... Or with dropping a moon on there homeworld
@knightgeland49873 жыл бұрын
@@wolfoffenris9951 alternatively, you could just exterminatus their ass like they do in warhammer 40k. They drop virus bombs from orbit which literally turn a planet into nothing but stone
@wolfoffenris99513 жыл бұрын
@@knightgeland4987 *the biomass in light flammable sludge, witch is then ignited via cyclone torpedo Well or you use another of the 4 techniques to exterminatus 😅
@knightgeland49873 жыл бұрын
@@wolfoffenris9951 ah, a fellow 40k fan!
@wolfoffenris99513 жыл бұрын
@@knightgeland4987 of course 😁
@dariustiapula3 жыл бұрын
"Wining isn't everything. It's the only thing."
@Inufan20053 жыл бұрын
And at the words "By Any Means" the death pact was signed.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yup
@janthion35903 жыл бұрын
May god have mercy on your soul
@ivanwrsong47923 жыл бұрын
Only the death pact.
@ianhogben34722 жыл бұрын
You think this is total war xeno you think this is terrible ha you should see our past the true atrocities we can commit. You told us to win. You said dam the cost.you told us to end it. What did you think would happen?
@DepressedCrow2 жыл бұрын
@@janthion3590 may God have mercy, for we do not.
@crowsenpai56253 жыл бұрын
Both stories are instances of humans getting to space and realizing “man…Aliens are pansies.”
@tachyon83172 жыл бұрын
This story - "Humans are honorless and cowards!" A different story read by Agro - "'Humans have 'rules for war? how stupid! We'll break them, and see what happens!'" (Humanity abandons the Geneva Conventions, and shows the galaxy we are NOT to be fucked with) Same second story - "Can we get some of those 'Geneva Conventions", too? PLEASE?!"
@loganb70593 жыл бұрын
I feel like the first story missed an opportunity to quote a German general, who when asked how to make war more humane responded simply, “make it quick.” A war that was just 1 battle with 1,000,000 dead is better than one with two dozen battles with 100,000 dead each. I think it was Falkenheim the senior?
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
Well we figured out how to do that... and it scared us shitless
@theduke7539 Жыл бұрын
In fairness, smart weapons have only existed for around 50 years. Now the only people who level population centers are tyrants who know they cant win on the field of battle without mass casualties. These days, a modern army, like any of Nato, can if they so choose level an entire city, or they can drop an entire building on someone and not so much as disturb the grass in front of the buildings on either side.
@fordprefect15873 жыл бұрын
Peace is a scenario which occurs when there are no enemies left alive to fight you.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
one way of doing it
@birgaripadam71123 жыл бұрын
İnteresting idea Definitely use by every mass murderer
@J0hnB093 жыл бұрын
Either you make your enemies dead, or make them not enemies.
@widdershins53832 жыл бұрын
Thanks Angron lol “a pacified enemy is still an enemy.”
@robertmarsh53222 жыл бұрын
remove the "alive" part of the statement and you are bang on. It's simply better doctrine. why kill your enemies one at a time? Very tedious and time consuming. Wound them instead. Each wounded requires someone else remove them from the field, another to treat them, space and resources to treat, feed and what not.
@fadelsukoco30923 жыл бұрын
Humans: "So what do you have to offer us?" Xenos: //Ohshit quick computer run a diagnostic on human entertainment and interest points!// Computer runs through data and returns suggested results Xenos: "What are 'furries' and 'weebs' and 'D-N-D players'?" Humans: "Wait, let me see the dat.... oh. OH... well played, ambassador, well played. You need not fear any military aggression from our direction. Though I do advise your people t not delve too deeply into the entertainment sectors of our internet system. We are not liable for any coincidental or perceived misrepresentation, appropriation, sexualization or mental and societal trauma such things may cause onto any of your member states or individuals." I mean, if they are a federation of sentient carnivorous species, then there has got to be at least some species that look like werewolves, dragons, or the such?
@wolfoffenris99513 жыл бұрын
Did you hear that, like the sounds of millions of pens hitting paper just to draw rule 34 art
@vinyak123rohatgi3 жыл бұрын
@Grant Jacobson there was a story with telepathic octopus aliens. They had traumatic experiences to say the least . F
@slavicgerman51043 жыл бұрын
If there is a hole, there's a goal
@wolfoffenris99513 жыл бұрын
@@vinyak123rohatgi *telepathic alien gets carryed away just muttering *: tentacles don't go there, tentacles don't go there,...
@lukkaredwolf35343 жыл бұрын
@@wolfoffenris9951 to quote vaarsuvius, "Evans spiked tentacles of forced intrusion"
@JesseGolo3 жыл бұрын
Me sitting here as a simple human: "I'm confused, the humans seemed rather restrained for people told 'by any means.'"
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Well they did drop a moon on a planet.
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
The first story is why you never say "by any means" even if the persons you give the orders too are still using a rule book. the second story is making a false estimate of a new player is a terrible mistake. Both stories are why you learn the history of newcomers.
@ianhogben34722 жыл бұрын
Humans solve problems we commit atrocities when solving said problems
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
@@ianhogben3472 particularly with problems of greater magnitude.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
@@ianhogben3472 it’s only a atrocity if you lose . . .
@Mad_Overseer3 жыл бұрын
FTA story 1: Make them fear war so that we can have peace story 2: I liked how they were logical carnivores but I doubt that RTS games would be superior than an space alien tactical simulator, I can see our civilian population having a higher decree of military knowledge than their civilian population in average but dubiously higher than their military leaders
@vinyak123rohatgi3 жыл бұрын
The thing was that for a computer to simulate such things it would need a precedence or concept of such things. Maybe they did but were rejected on the bases of wasted resources and that doesn't make it into final results shown to user. As such , they have inferior military tactics .
@hmdragon16383 жыл бұрын
well i can agree with RTS games from modern times, like what was said to be displayed, but real world tactics can often be used in an RTS and as they get more advanced more and more strategies will become viable for use. like when play future civ 8 or something if you are losing a war you could nuke the strategic recourses on the front line cities so that when taken the enemy can't harvest them.
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@Mad_Overseer3 жыл бұрын
@@vinyak123rohatgi Good point, I was trying to think of a counter argument but if they never had major conflicts like us their tactics would be inferior to ours and possiblely to the level considered so simple to us that there is no reason to simulate for example "we will flank with our knights when their infantry go into combat with ours" but still it is difficult to imagine that a space federation has such basic tactics
@Mad_Overseer3 жыл бұрын
@@hmdragon1638I can't counter argue with this even though logically we should only have access to simple tactics (maybe if the game is sponsored by the army in order to help recruit talented staff)
@stevenweaver33863 жыл бұрын
It was Sherman who said "War is all Hell." Visit Hell on your enemy, make them realize what they unleashed, then make them want to end it.
@89Keith Жыл бұрын
"If you're going through hell, keep going"
@noneedtoknow073 жыл бұрын
1st story: Ah yes apparently the aliens found space William T. Sherman.
@juliancalero80123 жыл бұрын
*humans use standard war tactics* WARCRIMES!
@Mugthraka3 жыл бұрын
Its only a Warcrime is there's anyone left to testimony...
@Warrior-Of-Virtue3 жыл бұрын
Always negotiate from a position of strength.
@HydraulicMan12 жыл бұрын
Speak softly... and carry a big stick.
@alexanderschweinehunde1672 жыл бұрын
“Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” -General George S. Patton
@joshgreen21649 ай бұрын
Patton was one of a kind im afraid.
@merlinathrawes7467 ай бұрын
@@joshgreen2164 No, just one of the few to put words to the concept. Any person who has served in the military knows its meaning.
@Salt_discriminater3 жыл бұрын
Of course he threw a moon at them
@Jason-sm4oc3 жыл бұрын
Of course! ... Humans like to throw stones.
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
We throw rock good
@mpcrauzer3 жыл бұрын
Humans: throu a Moon on a planet. Aliens: ARE YOU MAD, HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH ATROCITY? Human: wait until we Destroy your sun
@hrushikeshsawant6193 Жыл бұрын
Or declare exterminatus on your home world
@milohobo91863 жыл бұрын
War is a game that we have trained for since youth, all the way back to antiquity. We use board games to develop strategy, tag to learn speed, hide and seek for ambush tactics, chicken for calculated reckless abandonment, team sports for team discipline, poker for combined probability and opponent assessment, and every other game serves these or similar purposes. Our culture breeds warriors, tacticians, survivors, and conquerors. We encourage fighting when you have nothing left, and breaking the whip that lashes you.
@DepressedCrow2 жыл бұрын
humanity has not mastered war. we perfected it.
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
Damn... That's why I love checkers and poker to much... BUT F U C K MONKEY JUMPS!
@justinlopez52383 жыл бұрын
I wonder how aliens would react to the game DEFCON. Sounds like a terrifying thing for them, where they see how we could end ourselves.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
probably wet themselves
@aresthecrazy93353 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril nah, that would be Dawn of War. I think they would be more scared of how imaginative we can be when it comes to how to break things in the most graphical ways possible.
@jgkitarel7 ай бұрын
And then they learn what DEFCON is for, to teach us that some kinds of war are not winnable, not worth fighting, as there are no victors. Only survivors.
@kurtismiller95443 жыл бұрын
You can't eat Honor.... How very true
@GrimpakTheMook3 жыл бұрын
"without honor, what do you have left??!" "victory"
@evanschackmann53123 жыл бұрын
The story, 'Negotiations' was a bit confusing as Humans are omnivores, not herbivores but the author seemed to be labeling us herbivores. Humans aren't mindless cows...well unless they watch a lot of news and movies. As the story was read I kept waiting for this third, non-human, herbivore race to be brought up.
@nikolacolic37833 жыл бұрын
Humans turned vegan in the future lol
@evanschackmann53123 жыл бұрын
@@nikolacolic3783 Nooooooooooooo! They all became sanctimonious, droning bores? Oh, wait, nothing much changed.
@PrimordialNyx2 жыл бұрын
Well maybe there weren't any omnivore species. Only carnivores and herbivores. And the computer glitched a bit. I mean it didn't know what the meaning of many of the words was.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
@@evanschackmann5312 come on, humans will always find a way to eat “meat” . . . I hope humanity has tasty enemy civilizations in the future.
@LiamDerWandrer Жыл бұрын
@@PrimordialNyx You can not know the meaning of a concept you never thought of or encountered before. The poor computer literally had no idea how to even begin translating those terms. Meaning their warfare is utter c*** compared to ours. XD
@holy_crusaderoftheholyland47133 жыл бұрын
HMMM let me guess Is it us kicking there ass again?
@holy_crusaderoftheholyland47133 жыл бұрын
1st boiiii
@Sorain13 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about Negotiations to me: I'm betting the opening offer to humanity was on par with the treatment you get from the Citadel Council in Mass Effect, which is absolutely abusive and bordering on polite servitude. It's really awkward when the oppressive would be tyrant is also so pathetic you feel bad for them.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
yup
@cgrw13 жыл бұрын
Oof imagine being a filthy xeno and being shown literally any Warhammer 40K / Dawn of War content. For your species that might be a culture-defining atrocity; for us that's just Blood for the Blood God on any given Tuesday
@pikachufantastic3 жыл бұрын
MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES!
@Bakon653 жыл бұрын
For the Emperor!
@draconex13 жыл бұрын
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@Mugthraka3 жыл бұрын
Let the Galaxy Burn!
@MalefAzelb2 жыл бұрын
RIP AND TEAR
@hollyferay81313 жыл бұрын
The second one was even more eeeeeEEvilly wickedly joyful.
@dalemorgan82633 жыл бұрын
Got a problem? Humans will throw a rock at it. Big enough rock to make sure of things.
@wolfoffenris99513 жыл бұрын
Hey, it worked for the last million years, it will work for the next million too... If the Rock is big enough of course
@GrimpakTheMook3 жыл бұрын
When gun not enough, use bigger gun.
@matthewklestinski70303 жыл бұрын
Ram a large enough rock down their gullet, so as to ensure that none of them have the appetite for war against Humans. Ever.
@jeremycheney1423 жыл бұрын
Drop a moon? more like nanite swarm.
@virtualatheist Жыл бұрын
"Decline and we show you exactly what Humanity is capable of!" Fixed it for you.
@IDontKnow-tx1tp2 жыл бұрын
Alien leaders: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Humans, singing: 🎶Napalm sticks to kids🎶
@ChaosLierLen2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see a "herbivores don't make it to space" story in light of all the "carnivores don't make it to space" stories out there.
@stonedjackson48363 жыл бұрын
Always love seeing this guys videos in my feed, keep up the good work man!!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoy and i will do my best to keep it up
@brianmeadows11378 ай бұрын
2nd story, Humans shaking down the rest of the federation Gangters style. "Be a REAL shame if that space station you're planning to build gets hit by a rock" type of hint.
@markmulder98452 жыл бұрын
Aliens find Humanity: Please help us end this war at all costs. It has gone on for so long. Claimed so many liv_ Humans: Still bantering on? We are already pushing into their inner worlds. By the way, we really hope you weren't planning to live on some of those, we kinda dropped a moon on a few of them. Aliens: Dear god... what have we done?
@LordElpme3 жыл бұрын
love having your narrations running in the background whilst i do other things. Although the timing of "and now on with the story" followed by an advert is entertaining.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you are enjoying
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
When you tell humans "By any means possible" we take it literally!
@overfailed36393 жыл бұрын
"By any means" Humans, already readying to do the most jackass shit conceivable on a galactic-scale: "YES MY LORD!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
you asked for it....
@matthewklestinski70303 жыл бұрын
"They gave us carte blanche! Call the Engineers!"
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
Y'all, they pushed the button. Release the void fiends.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
Someone clone Vlad Dracula and tell him the aliens are members of the Ottoman Empire or something then send down a documentary crew to tour/film the planet after he has finished with it.
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
Almost every fucking human officer: Execute... order 66
@JEL6253 жыл бұрын
The last story is almost too human. We like to glorify our war strategies as heroic and brave. But if we found ourself among the stars with a galaxy woefully unprepared for war and conflict, would we stay our hand? We would have near total dominance so only that thin membrane of civility would shield the other races.
@Mugthraka3 жыл бұрын
Alien Waifus. At this stage,thats the only thing that would save them.
@ianhogben34722 жыл бұрын
A thin line to cross
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
@@Mugthraka if xeno did that they’d become “pleasure girls” like woman did during ww2 and humans would make the home world of that alien species look like Nanjing/Nanking in 1937 . . . that’s too edgy and grim even for me to think about, I feel bad for typing this now.
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus So we would become Dark Eldar and that planet would be come Commoragh?
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
@@ryantomer4126 . . . Hopefully without creating another chaos god part.
@gundam2jimmy3 жыл бұрын
3:43 yup Humans to xenos: Violence is never the answer. It is the question. It's up to you whether our answer is yes.
@whitestarHokie3 жыл бұрын
War is war, and Hell is hell. And of the two, I think War is worse.
@josephhighfill8669 Жыл бұрын
An old Marine proverb: Peace through superior firepower.
@articblack814111 ай бұрын
i see humanity got real "proportional" with the xenos
@lordspiro67703 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the music i so perfect with these tales May i be permitted the knowledge of what the soundtrack is?
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mpZ_e8uExL7LdoE.html
@lordspiro67703 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril thank you very much
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
@@lordspiro6770 a pleasure , all the music comes from a Humble bundle royalty free music bundle. Luckily they also have YT videos up for em
@Mugthraka3 жыл бұрын
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The Silence is their answer.
@shipleypennison27815 ай бұрын
Damn that goes hard
@eliandervalderen58493 жыл бұрын
Someone better call Rodger Smith for the Second Story.
@tripps36313 жыл бұрын
Ah! I see you are a man of culture as well! Big O! Its Showtime!
@eliandervalderen58493 жыл бұрын
@@tripps3631 too bad the leader of laughing coffin with a fan of big O as well
@alexs58143 жыл бұрын
That first one has a certain MLP-esque "I'm gonna love and tolerate the HELL outta you!" feel. well done! edit: The Gamer Master Race Cometh!
@Mugthraka3 жыл бұрын
We blew Nukes in our Own and ONLY viable Biosphere... We Nailed our God to a cross. DO NOT TRY US! Space Boi...
@eleethtahgra71822 жыл бұрын
1st story; that means other species never experience a total war between their own nation-state. 2nd story; so...wed let starcraft players as field general and stellaris players as strategist and the galaxy is ours.
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
Oh didn't you listen... those were outdated and classics
@Tempestan3 жыл бұрын
Summation of second story: Say, that's a nice Federation you have there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.....
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
For the Narrator! For the authors! For the algorithm!
@KaryxofBeornve3 жыл бұрын
"Anybody else want to negotiate?" "Uhh...w-w-where did he learn to negotiate like that..?
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
"Fucking with other humans and those that no longer exist of course"
@ragnorockcookie28683 жыл бұрын
Example League of Legends really good game for learning basic tactical grouping. Information gathering and ambush and gorilla war fare. Also a good way to learn about thinking like your enemy
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
That's a nice galaxy you've got there! It'd be a Shame if something should happen to it ... 😎
@merlinathrawes7467 ай бұрын
While it's hard to understand and accept, war NEEDS to be a horrible, terrible thing. If it's not, if it's only something that affects a few handfuls of lives for the worse, why bother to make peace? We humans (at least most of us) have rules that govern war because while we understand it needs to be nasty, if we don't regulate the absolute worst aspects of war there will be no one left to enjoy the peace. And if anyone thinks herbivores aren't dangerous I suggest the look up examples of these herbivores on the attack and/or defending themselves: Bison, Elk, Moose, Water Buffalo. Hippopotamus, Rhinoceros, Elephant, Horses, Turkey, Ostrich and Geese just to name a few. Herbivores can be dangerous. This is something many people simply don't understand. Just ask some of the tourists at Yellowstone National Park who happened to be gored by Bison.
@Greywolf9053 жыл бұрын
it asked, I answered. for the sake of a moments safety, I loosed damnation upon the starts.
@davidteh38072 жыл бұрын
Scary tactics is needed to end war some times.
@89Keith Жыл бұрын
"By any means"?? Offt, you done f**ked up
@spudgamer60492 жыл бұрын
2nd story. Let me point out that predators are often hyper aggressive towards rival predators when they do have the advantage. Lions and Hyenas are very much willing to kill each other at every opportunity, for instance, sometimes even at significant risk to themsleves. As such, I'd be hesitant to push all those aliens too far lest that instinct be re-ignited in them, and they with what is presumably a pretty substantial head start in tech and industrial base start learning concepts like quantity having a quality all its own, or war of attrition, or a quite literal version of scorched earth.
@renaissancepress247 Жыл бұрын
Two of the better stories 😎
@WallNutBreaker524 Жыл бұрын
1:44 this reminds me of another HFY story that had 8 chapters, where Humanity was forced into being uplifted to fight a war, and then the Alliance glassed earth 😢 8:18 good thing Humanity here showed no mercy 😂
@ironworksdragon68433 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@vulthuryol80513 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. Another HFY ode to War Crimes
@Monster_Ink3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@jessetellez39242 жыл бұрын
Now those were great stories.
@ouberfox58983 жыл бұрын
Aliens : reeeeee war crimes! Humans : bud you haven't seen enything yet
@frozenheartedgiant83303 жыл бұрын
The Geneva suggestions said nothing against dropping moons on planets.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH3 жыл бұрын
For the Squerril
@Jason-sm4oc3 жыл бұрын
For the Agro-rithim
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@blackdiamond96363 жыл бұрын
I dont mean to be "that guy" but i was wondering if you wer going to continue the First Contact series. I vary mutch enjoyd it and i feel it would be a shame to leave it unfinished. This was quite well done tho. For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
I am , just recovering from the Rona . Building up recording steam again
@blackdiamond96363 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril my apologies. I didn't know you wer sick i hope you are well and take all the time you need i think i can speek for everyone wen i say that id rather you be well rested after all you should never rush an artist!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
@@blackdiamond9636 no worries bud , i am on the mend and shall be taking over the world shortly
@ashleycroydon9743 Жыл бұрын
"Your mad" Not as mad as some historical peeps(dropping a moon not included thats a good kind off overkill). Loved the story been away from hfy glad to see these.
@davidtucker94982 жыл бұрын
I read the human's part in the voice of Captain John Sheridan.
@xhagast3 жыл бұрын
The only thing worse than war is a LONG war.
@erushi55032 жыл бұрын
When humans initiate the "Heaven's Fall" protocol
@firedirewolf2 жыл бұрын
that is an interesting take on humanity in that second bit, that the harshness of the world has set a docile tone in people that eat the living to survive, and i'm just reminded that hippos and deer are some of the highest aggression animals that can be found as they have some of the highest attack ratios... ... even in video games, Monster Hunter's DIablos is apparently a veggitarian but is often seen throwing corpses around with its horns... angry as can be lol, but on this note, there would still probably be more omnivores out there, many insects are and wasn't the projected estimation of insectoids to be around 70% over all other biological life forms?
@Flarflenugen3 жыл бұрын
Someone comment on this when it's out. If you do I will mail you a... Taco. Ya, a taco
@Salt_discriminater3 жыл бұрын
A taco you say?
@Gavinough3 жыл бұрын
taco
@curiousangel63213 жыл бұрын
Taco? 🌮😁
@501Magnum3 жыл бұрын
Can you make it a ceramic taco with gold, silver, and brass highlights?
@Flarflenugen3 жыл бұрын
Guess I'm mailing all of you a taco. Just one, you gotta share
@sebastiangonzalez46233 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to know whether @Agro Squerril has seen beast: book one yet?
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
It’s good 🙂
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
i have not read it , i will keep an eye out for it
@nerovalquel18443 жыл бұрын
That 2nd story feels like space mafia
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
lol
@matthewklestinski70303 жыл бұрын
"If you can't think of anything to offer us, that would be a shame. You see, there are a few gourmands among Humanity, and they're curious. And hungry. Let's try the word, Xenovore."
@deathhog3 жыл бұрын
I have the sneaking suspicion the author of the second story mixed up herbivore and carnivore.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
Humans are omnivores so it fails either way not to mention the most adaptable things survive over things that are better than them at only one thing so it makes even less sense as to why herbivores or predators would be more often the peak creature to evolve and go into to space across the galaxy instead. The most “alien” alien to humans would be herbivores ironically.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
the first story could have a very volatile.. but also full of potential time after that cease fire... examples of variables for it.. 1. the humans know they might have an edge in total and 'practical' warfare experience.. but is also not feared ,even by its allies as the ''monsters of the void'' so better stay ready but by the same token... only enough to discourage immediate retribution and ensure no local fires re-ignites the large war 2. the aliens might have some younger or more 'thinker' people that are struck by the epiphany that.... disturbing as the humans ruthless actions was it highlighted both ther large factions ways of waging war.... become trapped in traditions rendering it useless for anything but suffering agenst each other ,and toothless agenst any external threat. 3. lees resources wasted in actual war allow for reconstruction and expansion in a more stable phase...avoiding the risk of say stumbling onto some other war skilled species like humans...but that lacks its diplomatic desire...
@kevincaruthers54125 ай бұрын
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
@theonetodefyall2383 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
kept going
@xaviermantha633 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@stevedixon9212 жыл бұрын
First story: Human: We have done these things so you will consider peace to be a more viable option. Will you negotiate a peace today or shall we create it by removing you from the universe?
@kingnothing85703 жыл бұрын
Aprecciate your work, For the youtube gunk.
@micanikko3 жыл бұрын
Just commenting before reading- just in case i forget to comment and help with algorithm jazz
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
much appreciated
@allenmorgan10073 жыл бұрын
FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@ianhogben34722 жыл бұрын
If you tell us to win never say dam the cost
@bf-6964 ай бұрын
The first story was similar to a ST TOS story.
@ManOfBarf3 ай бұрын
is all fun and games till humans play dodgeball with satellites
@aliksanon64913 жыл бұрын
All is fare in love and war
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Even assuming that the humans did commit atrocities how many years of stalemate to equal the Carnage?
@genericuser9843 жыл бұрын
neat
@victorc73733 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@brianschonfeld17333 жыл бұрын
Who hasn’t ternd a RTS game in to a mete grinder
@trevorbrooks9637 Жыл бұрын
I think herbivores and carnivores got mixed up in that second story.