War Crimes by Jdm5544 | Humans are space Orcs | HFY

War Crimes by Jdm5544 | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS903

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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
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What is Humans are space orcs?
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"Humans are space orcs" is a sci-fi based sub genre where in the galaxy as a whole humans are treated like and or behave such as orcs in our fantasy setting. These traits can be strength regeneration hardiness as well as many others. This sub Genre is closely linked with HFY and Earth is Space Australia. "Humans are space orcs" was made popular by tumblr and has spread to reddit with the aptly names r/Humansarespaceorcs. Humans Are Space Orcs was porpoised by youtuber P.M Seymour bringing it to a new audience.
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@lenschwedt9646 3 жыл бұрын

Humans: find Aliens Aliens: comitting warcrimes Humans: "So its fair Game." Gets blessed Shotgun to baptise the Aliens in holy Napalm

@asurasyn 3 жыл бұрын

Rip and Tear!

@michaelerlanger2797 3 жыл бұрын

@@asurasyn till it is done

@benlyon5118 3 жыл бұрын

Loads shotgun with malicious intent. Humans: "You've Yee'd your last haw."

@theredknight3736 3 жыл бұрын

Kar En Tuk

@renewalacumen1770 3 жыл бұрын

@@benlyon5118 Howdy-doo-dee cowboy!

@Vaprous 2 жыл бұрын

To be clear: the treaties that ban "war crimes" only work one way; if someone were to, for instance, invade a country that has agreed under the Geneva convention not to use chemical weapons but happens to also keep a significant stock of chemical weapons, this isn't a contradiction; because any means can be used in *self-defense* within that country's territory. This is an important thing to note because it generally means that, there is no human government more dangerous at any given time than one on the defensive.

@theduke7539 Жыл бұрын

Thats not accurate. Conventions against chemical weapons are specifically to their use, not their possession. Chemical Weapons have wide ranges of use, most important for war is for research on treatments and the training of technicians on how to identify toxins. Also, Tear Gas and Pepperspray are chemical weapons, but used in a non lethal capacity. Agent Orange was a chemical weapon, and its use both was, and was not a war crime. To use chemicals to clear brush in an area of operation is not a war crime, seeing how doing so manually would not be a war crime either, however, using chemicals or manual labor en mass to destroy vital ecosystems for the purpose of disrupting economics/food/moral is a war crime, in that, the US broke the geneva convention in Vietnam. At the time, the US claimed that Vietnam was a police action, and that since they were there on request of South Vietnam, there couldnt be any war crimes. These are the same claims made by russia today in Ukraine, and they are just as see through as they were 60 years ago. And no, all means are not acceptable in self defense. If Mexico invades Texas tomorrow, the US is not free to drop VX gas on Mexico city. WMDs are and always were, a weapon of totality reserved for action when no other would preserve a nation. Thats why WW3 never happened. Both sides saw that it didnt really matter who fired the first nukes, because once you do, the retaliation will garuntee that your side is not around to enjoy the fruits of victory. MAD is both the most insane and genius military strategy ever devised. Because it wasnt developed intentionally. MAD was not created, it evolved naturally. People had to write the theories behind it not as a way to justify it or propose it, but as a way to explain the situation they had already found themselves in. And thats why a full scale nuclear exchange between 2 nuclear powers is near impossible. Because unlike conventional wars, The leaders are in just as much danger as the soldiers on the ground, possibly more so.

@kevincaruthers5412 Ай бұрын

@@theduke7539 "I do not fear the country with 100 nuclear weapons. But I am terrified of the country with only one." (badly paraphrased, but there it is.)

@Brohammer0001 3 жыл бұрын

A Sci-Fi story called War Crimes? Sounds like my Stellaris games.

@onemoregodrejected9369 3 жыл бұрын

I can only but offer a sincere "kek" with a side of smug to this

@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 3 жыл бұрын

It's only a crime if you join the galactic community

@Brohammer0001 3 жыл бұрын

@@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 True. Unless you have the DP to pretty much rule the Galactic community.

@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 3 жыл бұрын

@@Brohammer0001 also works if there are no other empires left

@Brohammer0001 3 жыл бұрын

@@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 Ah yes, the "Favourable outcome"

@WiredTurkey316 3 жыл бұрын

For the Geneva suggestions

@humanskinlampshadecollecto4256 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@calebforbes2091 3 жыл бұрын

How about the wartime checklist

@lenschwedt9646 3 жыл бұрын

@@calebforbes2091 Soldiers mandatory bucketlist

@inquisitorthornside3p494 3 жыл бұрын

"warcime" that word does not exist in any of Imperial dialects. No mention of it was found even in oldest records of the Imperial Palace dating back to unification wars on Holy Terra.

@doublem1354 3 жыл бұрын

You see, dear Inuisitor, it is a term used before The Long Night to describe an inexcusable crime during the time of war. As our glorious imperium is not at war, but in crusades (as our dearest God-Empreror of mankind intended, praise be his name), we do not have a requirement for such a word.

@muninrob 3 жыл бұрын

≡][≡ It's a word used before the dark ages roughly translated as "excessive collateral damage" - like when one of our order uses a life eater virus to punish someone for short-changing him.≡][≡

@inquisitorthornside3p494 3 жыл бұрын

@@doublem1354 Ordo Originatus and Ordo Redactus wants to know your location.

@inquisitorthornside3p494 3 жыл бұрын

@@muninrob "No sacrifice is too great, no treachery to small" - Imperial Truth.

@kingnothing8570 3 жыл бұрын

=][= All hail the manperor of mankind =][=

@efraim3364 3 жыл бұрын

it's only a war crime if you lose the war

@lenschwedt9646 3 жыл бұрын

United States laughing in "nuking civillians".

@firstoffproductions1462 3 жыл бұрын

Every nation at one point in there history: "Oh sh*t"

@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын

you can ask germany, or the soviet government

@humanskinlampshadecollecto4256 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta say I wholeheartedly agree with you Efraim

@benlyon5118 3 жыл бұрын

It's only a war crime if there's someone left to accuse you.

@FeyTheBin 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure I have a Stellaris save file or two called "War Crimes" somewhere between "Aggressive Peacekeepers" and "GEKOLONISEERD".

@yordilecomte5156 Жыл бұрын

aaah yes the coloniser hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

@joshuafischer684 Жыл бұрын

Leopold II did nothing wrong.

@Zakvadr1995 3 жыл бұрын

Wait…. THE GENIVA CONVENTION ACTUALLY HELPED?!

@artbrann 3 жыл бұрын

at least until some xenos decided to goto war with Earth, then we will be eating their babies while seasoning them with capsaicin, cooking with napalm, all while tossing things worse than nukes into their planet/sun like they are candies

@fist-of-doom487 3 жыл бұрын

First time for everything

@jameson1239 2 жыл бұрын

*Geneva

@humanskinlampshadecollecto4256 3 жыл бұрын

I'd normally curse the so called algorithm on my regular channels, but for this one For the Algorithm

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm and thank you

@James-bw4np 3 жыл бұрын

Hearts and minds! If your back is too the wall and you know that slavery and torture are all that await if you are captured, you are in Death Ground. Creatures fight like a cornered animal if they feel they are in such a position. But if they know they will be treated fairly and justly, surrender is not a hard choice for most.

@Anomaly-uz9pr Жыл бұрын

Never surrender ever under any circumstances thats what my drill sergeants told us in basic training

@James-bw4np Жыл бұрын

@@Anomaly-uz9pr Good Soldier! Now can you parse out what your DS was actually trying to teach you? Or are you more shallow than a kiddie pool?

@texasforever7887 11 ай бұрын

@Anomaly-uz9pr most likely because of the groups we were fighting at the time. Good treatment in their hands would be a quick bullet to the head. Also considering it as an option is a defeatist mindset that acts like a virus

@bulldowozer5858 3 жыл бұрын

*It's 4pm, time for a reclassification of the Humans*

@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын

Actually humans theorized peaceful uses of nuclear power at least as early as building bombs. But war got in the way first.

@davidtucker9498 2 жыл бұрын

That, and "splitting the atom = boom" is far simpler than using that concept to created safe, efficient power. Destruction is far easier than creation.

@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidtucker9498 Actually we had safe graphite core slow neutron breeder reactors and smaller than boom enriched uranium reactions before we built the bombs. Building bombs is not easier.

@therealspeedwagon1451 Жыл бұрын

“Under no circumstances must the Xeno be trusted. It will lie, it will cheat, and it will do everything to undermine those who, in truth, are it’s superiors.” - Commonwealth of Man

@amargwari2431 Жыл бұрын

"Shoot the bastards" - Imperium of Man

@jamesmclemore9123 Жыл бұрын

"I take offense only to poorly thought out statements or questions" *BASED*

@zeehero7280 3 жыл бұрын

I like the whole heavy raspy voice and accent, no idea if its just the reader making voices as he reads, or part real accent.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

the accent is real , the voices are made up cept the narrators voice

@lamer5799 3 жыл бұрын

I hate stories that end at the climax and don't have a falling action.

@sachyriel 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we never got to know if the Aliens decided to reclassify us lower, higher, or just vaporize us as a threat.

@puqualmoblasphemy833 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. It’s supposed to be seen as dramatic and a exciting end but it’s just wildly unsatisfying. It’s almost like the writing structure was developed this was for a reason.

@sachyriel 3 жыл бұрын

This feels like some End-of-History stuff, where all history ended after the Cold War. But that's not true, as a rising China and resurgent Russia have shown that the liberal order can be challenged. While I don't know if the FTL part would come about, the story takes the path of least resistance in declaring the cold war over being the end of history. I DO LIKE the idea that Aliens never came up with War Crimes, brought a tear to my eye. But the aliens should know that a factions collapse doesn't mean good times are here forever.

@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын

The "liberal" order is illiberal.

@sachyriel 2 жыл бұрын

@@kerwinbrown4180 its not perfect but its more liberal than its rivals.

@RealArcalian 3 жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent For the rhythm that is algo I doubt these so called "Wisdoms" have the self awareness or shame to be motivated by the existence of the human concept of war crimes. However, the more practical points probably got through.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@johnathanblackwell9960 2 жыл бұрын

It's never a war crime the first time.

@awolfalone2006 Жыл бұрын

Quackbang.

@dalemorgan8263 3 жыл бұрын

Do what is necessary, no more and no less.

@ironworksdragon6843 3 жыл бұрын

Bob the dragon of warcrime

@erikagehm2805 3 жыл бұрын

For War Crimes to happen must first sign the Geneva Convention.

@marshmallowgod284 3 жыл бұрын

May the algorithm be pleased

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@plinko-moss 2 жыл бұрын

I see they don’t have the Genova convention

@26th_Primarch 3 жыл бұрын

Disappointed it stopped after that last line

@richardhowells5804 2 жыл бұрын

The true human core of our 'humanity'.

@alexs5814 3 жыл бұрын

aaww... i was really interested in hearing the argument of the actual human diplomat.

@symrstarvaerikloa3238 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm!

@ChappyGrimdark 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Bladerunner5146 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@adamglover6948 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm!

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@ftorididk4198 3 жыл бұрын

It's not a war crime if you had fun

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank You for the reading

@xaviermantha63 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the video.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

a pleasure

@yomogami4561 7 ай бұрын

i rather enjoyed the story and the spirit of the story thanks for the narration

@savoteemu2739 2 жыл бұрын

Blody good new year to yall. Whom listen to thees quality tales

@fjvillas2722 3 жыл бұрын

Welp that was interesting story

@kevincaruthers5412 Ай бұрын

Great ending!

@tonyreaver2627 3 жыл бұрын

The Humans have a warbeast. Well how should I begin I guess with my name I am captain Locshre of well of what was the 6th armored platoon on Durin 5 we were tasked with occupieing a human world the attack fleet swated away there defense fleet and we landed to clean up the ground forces we took over one of there bunkers and set up heavy laser turrets to keep the humans at bay it was on the 4th day at about sun down we saw 3 platoons of Humans marching on our post when the corporal said look there sir what is that? I looked and saw a thing that had a gun for a head and a slanted body crawling on conveyors the humans looked as if they were leading it out to pastor to graze one of our laser turrets fired at it the shot hit and there was smoke covering it and it stopped when the smoke cleared the humans had taken cover and the warbeast was sitting there with out a scratch the head gun turned and it was then I realized it was a turret it let out a thundering boom and the heavy laser turret was gone a few seconds after and then more of these warbeast charged out the back of the humans lines and the world was nothing but a loud boom after another I fell unconscious and awoke with a human putting me in a transport as we drove past one of there warbeast I could hear a human say. Hay tank head get your hunk of junk off the road we need to move out the trucks. Hunks of junk a warbeast that can take a hit from a heavy laser turret and blow it to atoms is a hunk of junk now I wonder what the real expensive equipment can do.

@galaticplays1845 3 жыл бұрын

Would you mind if I wrote my first HFY story around this event

@tonyreaver2627 3 жыл бұрын

@@galaticplays1845 sure you can I enjoy writing stories as much as reading them cant wait to read your story

@galaticplays1845 3 жыл бұрын

@@tonyreaver2627 thank you what's your reddit so I can give you credit

@tonyreaver2627 3 жыл бұрын

@@galaticplays1845 I tried to use redit but it won't let me post I may need to change something there but it's cool have fun

@archangelofsorrow 3 жыл бұрын

Punctuation please

@merlinathrawes746 6 ай бұрын

And if you go to war with humans, first find out just what the Geneva Conventions are and follow them, lest they turn into the Geneva Checklist.

@paulross225 3 жыл бұрын

For England, Harry and the Algorithm!

@humanskinlampshadecollecto4256 3 жыл бұрын

Harry...seriously, the bodyguards bastard...well to each their own..although you are bat shit wrong

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@paulross225 3 жыл бұрын

@@humanskinlampshadecollecto4256 Billy Batshit! Aiiight!

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын

For the Squerril

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For Argo

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@theduke7539 Жыл бұрын

Every cycle equals about 4.2 years

@dementededge3266 3 жыл бұрын

For the war crimes!

@BewareTheCarpenter 3 жыл бұрын

So a bunch of aliens are convinced that humans are good because we don't do what they consider normal? For that to happen you need to establish why they consider treating pows with respect moral and if they consider it moral why they don't do it?

@davidtucker9498 2 жыл бұрын

Also, it's complete, utter, BULLSHIT. Since WW2, do you know who the ONLY enemy that the US has fought that didn't torture and kill our POWs was? The f***ing NAZIS! (And even Hitler, like Japan, ordered their execution. The Luftwaffe refused to comply.) Every other opponent since 1945 that we have openly engaged with committed war crime, tortured POWs, and targeted civilians. Every. Single. One. What is attributed to "hUmAniTy" by the alien is nearly EXCLUSIVE to Western Civilization. It is based on culture and moral tradition, NOT an innate human feature. This story was so blatantly ignorant and tone deaf, it's downright sickening...

@Bluesonofman Жыл бұрын

The British forced the World to End Slavery at Gun Point and its probably put a lot of strain on the Empire

@Greywolf905 Жыл бұрын

I belive it is the fact that humans try so hard to limit to damage caused by war. more an evidence in his eyes that we are as he put it "peace hungry"

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

First for the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@restinwalken 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@HimoutoNeph 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ameliarosealdridge6468 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ericwhite3526 3 жыл бұрын

4 z algorithm

@PrincessOfDumbasses 3 жыл бұрын

No Ads... guess it's the title the offended our great God & they did not bless us with ads. [Edit: I stand Corrected I have seen Mercy from the Gods & they have shown Ads at the end of the Video]

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@craftysmithkeith3653 3 жыл бұрын

War crime schwar crime, watch me trick shot this POW with this AMR

@councilofcringe5520 3 жыл бұрын

all praise be the algorithm

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@awesomemccoolname7111 3 жыл бұрын

So this writer thinks that the nukes we used on Japan were worse than the concentration camps? Wow, ok.

@rydergolde3169 3 жыл бұрын

idk if you're actually serious about this or not the writer is saying: this galactic council finds it more heinous to discover nuclear weapons *before* nuclear power these are the hypothetical thoughts of a hypothetical council conceptualized for a fictional story created by a creative mind sorry if I'm coming off as rude but I just cannot fathom how this could be misunderstood given the context ...also when did anyone bring up concentration camps? the most I remember was the mention that humanity strays from torturing *prisoners of war* and *minimizing civilian casualties* WWII's concentration camps tortured and killed citizens, even children ik this is a technicality but I still felt like mentioning it

@hmdragon1638 3 жыл бұрын

from they way it sounds in the story they view concentration camps as the norm, all is fair in war. 12:00 for the part that makes me believe this. the way they treat P.O.W.'s

@ett40146 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the rape of nanking. Japanese atrocities in vietnam, phillipines. Japan played the game, but they messed with a nation that played it even better.

@ett40146 3 жыл бұрын

And cried when they lost a game they started.

@ett40146 3 жыл бұрын

Imperial Japan: beheads children for sport in wwii USA: SCIENCE BIOTCH!!

@hollyferay8131 3 жыл бұрын

Huh!? Not what I was expecting.

@Entenoir Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm !!!

@unspacy2099ad Жыл бұрын

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@louishermann7676 2 жыл бұрын

How does this story reference both world wars, the cold War, and f*cking miss the Apollo program?

@kerwinbrown4180 2 жыл бұрын

Oops!

@liamcarnahan1346 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@nos2342 3 жыл бұрын

To please the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Warrior-Of-Virtue 3 жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm!

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@edgeblackstar7484 3 жыл бұрын

Help this video and channel grow

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

i water it twice daily

@garthrogers2269 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Wolfbroa 3 жыл бұрын

Thats a title lmao

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

its an attention grabber it is

@SuePrimGott 3 жыл бұрын

For The Algoritme

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@draconus15 3 жыл бұрын

F.T.A.

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@VadulTharys 3 жыл бұрын

F T A

@reasonablehiccups4792 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@shinraset 2 жыл бұрын

For those in the know of what's happening in the world right now what do you think our new classification would be?

@DepressedCrow 2 жыл бұрын

likely a 3 maybe 4

@davidtucker9498 2 жыл бұрын

The REAL question is why the alien blatantly omits and ignores literally ALL the data they gathered about how humans treat their POWs, except for America and Europe...

@joekrafft7125 Жыл бұрын

don’t think we would change classification. we would stay a 3

@CHRF-55457 Жыл бұрын

Japan would single handedly up our classification to the most aggressive, mindless, barely sentient and more of an animal.