"I've touched every spot on this wretched planet, and drew blood on most" is so insanely hard omg
@PhantorumPrime117Ай бұрын
Ikr?
@plasma7819Ай бұрын
sounds mad gay
@yeet1177Ай бұрын
@@plasma7819how though?
@ARandomEliatropeАй бұрын
@@plasma7819 what are you... 12???
@plasma7819Ай бұрын
@@yeet1177 "i've never had a napkin dispenser in my rectum" "ive touched every spot" homosexual intonations can be inferred
@edwardrizer8505Ай бұрын
Peacemaker should have had a crossover with DoomPatrol
@malcireАй бұрын
He does. Pretty sure it just came out.
@edwardrizer8505Ай бұрын
@@malcire no? DoomPatrol ended last year and PeaceMaker season 2 releases next year.
@malcireАй бұрын
@@edwardrizer8505 oh, you meant the TV show. I thought you meant the comics since this a Peacemaker one (I think the Black Label one (which doesn't cross over to my knowledge but seems more in line with the show in tone and design)).
@tarvisgeorge8022Ай бұрын
Tbh a peace maker x Deadpool story would be so fuckin fun but sadly they’re never cross brands
@davidmetcalf8054Ай бұрын
@@tarvisgeorge8022 lets get disney and wb to work out a new amalgam verse
@fenrirsrage4609Ай бұрын
I like how the General outright admits that it has happened to him to seem tough and follows it up with that he doesnt want it to happen again thats great
@rubberneckinc.8937Ай бұрын
I am an old guy and the amount of times Red Bee pops up in stories is actually pretty funny. Finally after years Peacemaker gets interesting.
@dragerien2Ай бұрын
I have to be grateful with John Cena's portrayal of the character, because the extra attention and quality has made him a more common name and changed how the character flows. Now everyone has a clear mental voice and attitude tied to the character, which makes scenes like this all the better too. ^_^
@thegamebusters5413Ай бұрын
He was pretty cool when he helped Blue Beetle in the original universe
@nummnutz7046Ай бұрын
Was seriously hoping this comment would go a different direction after watching the video
@didybopintitysАй бұрын
@@nummnutz7046 “I’m an old guy and can confirm it is incredibly uncomfortable”
@ejgrass04Ай бұрын
@@dragerien2yeah after reading the way he is written in that scene, I have to say john cena is killing this role so far. Been waiting for season 2 since the show dropped
@JohnDoe-kp5dmАй бұрын
Ok but the napkin dispenser was invented in 1928 which means even with thousands of years of life he did this recently, like last year to him 🤨
@jackdenihan5333Ай бұрын
Or he had something of similar size done years before that…
@VeebsterTVАй бұрын
@@jackdenihan5333those bronze papyrus dispensers must’ve been a painful memory to stick with him since ancient Egypt
@samboyd1828Ай бұрын
@@VeebsterTV nah, the iron ones from Rome, harder metal, sharper corners
@jackdenihan5333Ай бұрын
@@VeebsterTV the Spanish Inquisition had a lot of bad experiences for him
@SoulKingBKАй бұрын
@@jackdenihan5333 even he didn’t expect the Spanish inquisition
@dylanbohannon8796Ай бұрын
Gotta love how Peacemaker reads like a transcript for a really comical D&D session lmao
@joeyghostxАй бұрын
I love how they gave the one guy on DoomPatrol who had eternal life and really outright said they have done EVERY torture method on him before we got to him.
@cloudedarctrooperАй бұрын
Oh my god they're _actually_ basing peacemaker's facial structure on john cena now, that is *gold.*
@AgentTexesАй бұрын
The Suicide Squad anime also has Cena as the facial template. It's kinda distracting because every few scenes I'm just thinking "holy shit, it's just John Cena in an anime."
@diobrando5896Ай бұрын
He the new Deadpool
@XtreemAlanАй бұрын
@@diobrando5896or Nick Fury The difference was that Nick Fury was always meant to look like Samuel Jackson, even before Samuel even knew about Nick Fury
@gremblorthesackgoblin7953Ай бұрын
@@XtreemAlanAtleast Ultimate Fury, 616 Fury Sr. Was a revolving door of faces and changes
@XtreemAlanАй бұрын
@@gremblorthesackgoblin7953 I know My first time seeing Fury was in the Ultimate Alliance games
@DjendnotesАй бұрын
Aw nahh, homie really replied with "jokes on u im into that shit"
@RedfoxjackАй бұрын
“There is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference or my kinks”
@kuroiphox989Ай бұрын
@@Redfoxjack Ah, the Crimson Fucker!
@dragon44048Ай бұрын
@@Redfoxjack got a love Helsing abriged
@heartlessnobody1143Ай бұрын
And then his bluff got called
@christophermorris9816Ай бұрын
@@dragon44048 "the christians are crusading while the nazi's are invading"
@mega_bird700Ай бұрын
“You’re really refuting all of my bluffs today” 😂 that’s just so damn funny to me
@personintrest6781Ай бұрын
That's a really weird flex
@alexnovak2669Ай бұрын
Yeah quite a stretch.
@smilesbribАй бұрын
@@alexnovak2669 Just like what happened to his rectum
@ocal123Ай бұрын
@@alexnovak2669just like his ass
@shinigami985127 күн бұрын
@@alexnovak2669a big strech even
@Batchall_AcceptedАй бұрын
I love the logic behind this that normally gets ignored with these types of characters: just cause hes experienced it before doesn't mean having it happen again wouldn't suck 😂😂
@TheHorseOutsideАй бұрын
This reads like a fucking dnd playthrough lmao
@donaldlykins4548Ай бұрын
Did they draw peacemaker to look more like John Cena or is it really that good of a fit?
@KashMcMannАй бұрын
This is probably a newer comic (not sure) but from my experience reading comics, they will change the art style of character to better match the actors once there’s an iconic face to the character. And well John Cena is Peacemaker, so why change it up?
@HeterosexuaIАй бұрын
this is a newer comic, but even the ones before this he kinda looks like him. he's just a good fit
@Limes_Taste_GoodАй бұрын
@KashMcMann plus the mask does take up most of the face, less facial features have to match up or be similar enough.
@mrroboshadowАй бұрын
More of the former A good few years ago I remember peacemaker going through a biker phase (because comics) and he looked nothing like John Cena Just generic white man with eagle tattoos
@garrettszarenski9417Ай бұрын
This comic line is 'Peacemaker Tries Hard!' from 2023, so he is made out to look more Cena-esque. It is a good and fun story, and is available hardcover as a graphic novel as well. I'd say worth the read!
@GuyNamedGrayАй бұрын
Me trying to compare injury stories with my dad and grandpa
@TOMMY716Ай бұрын
This one made me laugh so hard it hurts
@joehelm5607Ай бұрын
Kyle Starks was the perfect choice to write Peacemaker.
@PyroniusRexАй бұрын
Love how Peacemaker's expression in the first panel is like some Hannah Barbara cartoon
@AAnotherJoeАй бұрын
Loved this style. I hope more vids like this show up on my feed
@rowshackАй бұрын
I'm 47 years old and have drank matcha tea. I can see why he folded.
@jasonsterlingentertainment478Ай бұрын
Peacemaker comics red like an issue of 'The boys'. If Butcher showed up to bag peacemaker i wouldn't een be surprised
@beetle149Ай бұрын
I feel bad for the fans of peacemaker BEFORE the SS movie. Like sure, He wasn't the most popular character, but he had fans and was completly diffrerent character. I like CenaMaker, but I dread for my beloved less popular Characters (Like Hitman) to get the same make over.
@was3513Ай бұрын
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@blaisebible4187Ай бұрын
Taps on it*** Sideways
@mrroboshadowАй бұрын
Ok but how many immortal characters does DC even have? This guy, then theres Vandal Savage and Ra's Al Ghul Any more we dont know about?
@wil2560Ай бұрын
Isn't Darkseid also immortal? DC loves their immortals apparently.
@nagatodanАй бұрын
Meanwhile, Marvel has the Eternals
@mrroboshadowАй бұрын
@@nagatodan except the eternals are supposed to be like gods, in the vein of like Hercules or Thor In DC these are just regular dudes with no super powers other than being old and smart...because they are so old
@nagatodanАй бұрын
@@mrroboshadow that's true, there's a big difference, the name is just synonym makes me smirk and chuckle a bit everytime
@leandroblom6886Ай бұрын
@@wil2560to be fair darkseid is a god so it makes sense
@adrianfoster7387Ай бұрын
This scene needs to be in the show!
@Thisistheway-218721 күн бұрын
Kyle Starks is the funniest writer in comics today
@smurphy8881Ай бұрын
The General….weird flex, but has some how earned my respect.
@coconutboi5606Ай бұрын
This comic like a fever dream😂
@FireFloofJaxАй бұрын
I love this comic oml
@milessaxton14 күн бұрын
The intimidation check is crazy
@ANIM3PLAN3TАй бұрын
"Ooh wow thats funny" he said with the a straight face
@keandredewayneavery8132Ай бұрын
This is the first time I've seen General Mortis outside of the Teen Titans
@randydeewalker27 күн бұрын
That's awesome that Cotton Hill was a part of this.
@KingMarkus222Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh fuck that got such a good laugh out of me I had a coughing fit
@MisterRorschach90Ай бұрын
I’m sold. I’m buying this.
@mikelo1019Ай бұрын
That's effing funny 😅
@deonjoyner960Ай бұрын
This is going in my top 20 comic book interactions. D.P. takes up half, though.
@samuelbankston2108Ай бұрын
Fun mini series. Got lucky and got them all for cheap
@Pixel-Cheese-CakeАй бұрын
Peacemaker successes on a nat 1
@dirty56aceАй бұрын
Definitely going to have to start reading Peacemaker 😂😂
@emeraldkattableАй бұрын
I want a peacemaker deadpool crossover event movie. I will not rest til i see it
@jeremiahwallace227525 күн бұрын
I have to admit, this made me chuckle.
@DiscountWaifuАй бұрын
i have to start reading these cause seriously!! 😂
@extortionae6419Ай бұрын
The rare siting of John cena because someone colored him in 😭
@shupwoop7025Ай бұрын
I swear that's general deathshead
@Burrito-m1qАй бұрын
The comedy in peacemaker reminds me of the venture bros
@zanzibarforever28 күн бұрын
That guy is Dracula flowin
@hucknanjing1083Ай бұрын
Reminds me of crocus
@WilhelmScreamerАй бұрын
The deck is sweet but the fate you inflicted on yourself in the very last game is truly hilarious
@thenewguyinredАй бұрын
When you’re absolutely immortal, there’s a 100% chance that you will eventually do everything.
@frankdrawsnear99957 күн бұрын
And... thats how you break a man after the good cop and the bad cop have gone home... DISTURBING cop to the rescue - Half Light, Disco Elysium
@Jacktrack7Ай бұрын
He looks exactly like Cena.
@TentacooolАй бұрын
lol yeah
@psychosociety791025 күн бұрын
Lol, casually tips over the dispenser, looks at old man. How bout now?
@ashennyx8820Ай бұрын
Im.fuckin dead
@DarkFlamesDarknessАй бұрын
The dawn of man is nowhere near far enough back to touch even half the planet, let alone kill on most of it. remember when cars & planes were made.
@robertfrench4847Ай бұрын
He also might mean the dawn of man's ancestors. But also remember, that the Romans had contact with the Chinese, which means a trip across Eurasia and back needs to be able to be made in one human lifetime. Which he has a countless amount of to make that treck.
@ProffessorYellowАй бұрын
Great scene
@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698Ай бұрын
Ah yes we need John Cena to continue being the actor of Peacemaker and continue to make movies based on the comics of that Peacemaker is apart of because John Cena just makes the character even more hilarious and diabolical at the same time because i could see him having a moive based on this exact story of the comic because I could see John trying so gawd damn hard not to just burst out laughing after saying the same exact line in this clip
@joltedjonАй бұрын
For a second I thought that they made a comic already of John cena as peacemaker
@Baffi_Ай бұрын
Peacemaker is John Cena now 😂
@zekebohannon605824 күн бұрын
I've got like 250 silver and bronze age comics, after seeing this, i might read some of them before selling
@austinwithrock4052Ай бұрын
Bro we need Peacemaker and Fantastic 4 crossover
@angelbabydragonАй бұрын
The fact that it has already happened to that old man is what surprises me😅 Still an hilarious piece nonetheless 🤣
@nukedpyroАй бұрын
No amount of time would wipe away that trauma, no wonder buddy dont want it to happen again 😂
@krimsonk-9478Ай бұрын
He really does look like john cena...
@sincereflowers3218Ай бұрын
Wow Cena and the comic book peacekeeper look so similar 😮
@HankHill-pr4rx24 күн бұрын
My boy dracula flow was even in the comics…
@KtownMisfit197520 күн бұрын
How pervertedly perfect 😂😂😂😂😂
@issacclarke2264Ай бұрын
Ay just because he’s had it happen once don’t mean he want it again!
@kylesmith515320 күн бұрын
They should have this scene is season 2 of peacemaker
@leoalcaraz6153Ай бұрын
Peace maker could have been DC’s Deadpool but they fumbled it, should have been a movie
@josedorsaith5261Ай бұрын
Bing Chilling
@MossTGFАй бұрын
Omg what’s the source of these comics they are HILARIOUS. I loved the Peacemaker Tv show.
@TheMan-bcАй бұрын
Ace villian right there 😂
@MaskedManMikeMDАй бұрын
This makes me wonder that if someone did live as long as this guy, how many sexual things would they end up doing
@uzimakikingАй бұрын
that is funny
@braydenc1791Ай бұрын
What run is this?
@brosfoesandheroesАй бұрын
2023's Peacemaker Tries Hard! It was fantastic from start to finish!
@lucask3563Ай бұрын
What series or storyline is this from?
@brosfoesandheroesАй бұрын
2023's Peacemaker Tries Hard!
@numatruehome100Ай бұрын
I think the Teen Titans fought that guy in the show too
@CrazyGamebinoАй бұрын
Yep season 5 of the early 2000’s version
@neet0burrit035Ай бұрын
Is this an old run? Whats the year and writer? These videos are hilarious
@brosfoesandheroesАй бұрын
It's 2023's Series, Peacemaker Tries Hard! Kyle Starks was the writer for it. The whole thing is a very fun read!
@neet0burrit035Ай бұрын
@@brosfoesandheroes hell yea. I'll have to check it out
@CookieManglerАй бұрын
I’ve never been with a napkin dispenser but I’m sure it can do anything a modern Woman can do.
@haven600Ай бұрын
Thats cotton hill
@claytonbeauchamp6995Ай бұрын
Wow that peacemaker guy looks like John Cena or am I'm not seeing it?
@torayujin3861Ай бұрын
How does it look so much like John Cena
@toffee5266Ай бұрын
You kind of have a Wendigoon cadence- it’s nice
@loganmatthews5956Ай бұрын
Who would have thought john cena would change a whole characters persona Like he isnt RDJ but peacemaker was not shit before that show and movie
@AnnoyingNewslettersАй бұрын
Cotton Hill?
@granziii12Ай бұрын
That's just my typical approach to shit tho...
@luciferssoul3978Ай бұрын
John Cena fits it well
@Goofy-GАй бұрын
Whos the old bald guy?
@frasert8779Ай бұрын
Which series is this from?
@brosfoesandheroesАй бұрын
2023's Peacemaker Tries Hard!
@doc_witchАй бұрын
lmaooooo
@xIcyStarzz-yz7myАй бұрын
Wait was Peacemaker originally drawn exactly like John Cena or what
@cosmic17robot12Ай бұрын
👾
@zam687722 күн бұрын
I did not care for it
@jimmydaddo9357Ай бұрын
Guy get attacked by the mob or something?
@ForeskinTimАй бұрын
Whos this old guy character?
@rfisher89Ай бұрын
Is this the boys?
@Grunp4k4Ай бұрын
Peacemaker
@rfisher89Ай бұрын
@@Grunp4k4 I know I was joking.
@ADayintheLifeoftheTwАй бұрын
Modern comics 🤨
@BarnalicusАй бұрын
So is John Cena just a perfect cast or is this guy modeled on him