"I've never done that." Gustavo THE DESTROYER Sorola

Gus: "I've never done that when I'm drunk." Also Gus: "I'M THE DESTROYER!"

0:23 The way Burnie stopped Gus was perfectly timed and well animated. Thanks for the laugh

Bernie: no dude that’s really weird Me: welcome to the military.

As a veteran I can tell you a simple formula: Backout Drunkeness + Military = Someone or something is getting pee'd on indoors.

I knew a guy who broke into his ex-girlfriend's house, pooped in her microwave and turned it on high for half an hour then left.

Never did anything Gus? DESTROYER OF SNOWMANS!!!

More Geoff army stories. Makes my experience that much funnier being in the Army

Who was your officer in charge of you guys "R kelly"?

This whole thing feels like a conversation between grif, Simmons, and Church. I love it

I love it when Geoff tells stories of him being in the army, as a marine, that kind of stuff happens all the time, but only more violent lol

0:23. That part is the most beautiful part of this animation 😂

"Go ahead."

Well being born in Fort Hood, they aint wrong with how the base looks.

We need a collection of Geoff's Amazing Army Adventures.

So we just gonna ignore the fact that they had a poster up saying “Uno Movie Dos”? Really? No ones gonna talk about this...this needs to be talked about!

That Fort Hood part made me choke on my coffee I was laughing so hard lol

The ‘Thug Life’ when Fort Hood was mentioned ;D

This is basically the entire army can confirm

Ex navy here and I know exactly what Geoff is talking about. 100% not suprised a single bit.

I'm surprised at all the people that didn't know Geoff was in the army. I guess I've been watching for a while now.

*And here I thought that was just ordinary pudding...*

Can confirm, Ft Hood is exactly that

I relate so well to the old army stories. 11 years and still going in the military myself. Geoff isnt exaggerating, I've seen that and a whole lot more, like a group of Marines playing dodgeball in the showers.. with their own poo.

My favorite thing about these is the fact that Geoff can close his eyes while also having his eyes partially closed

I think we need another Sunday Driving where Geoff just tells army stories

More Geoff U.S Army stories. This, I command!

R Kelly running the military.

Dos is an actual card game from the makers of Uno if anyone is interested! It's pretty fun!

I love picturing stuff like this as Grif, Simmons, and Church

That, my friends, is an honorable discharge. Okay, maybe not so honorable, but still a discharge.

Oddly enough, yeah, sounds about right. My experiences also involved hand sanitizer and icy hot to a lesser extent. Ha, memories

69 Little Roosters would be awesome. And incredibly complicated when it came to the poem. When is that coming out?

"Is there a type of person who does that" Yeah theyre called garbage

The take-a-away ending moral just finally cracked me.

I feel bad not knowing that Geoff was in the military until today

In the ending credits, Gus straight up told us to take a dump on people.

The whole point of this RTAA is to reveal UNO the movie 2. it’s lit

I had no idea Geoff was ever in the army! :0

Gus: I've never done that when I'm drunk Gus The Destroyer: Am I a joke to you

My roommate's ex military. Yes, this happens a lot.

*Geoff appears* Instantly good

5 years in and yes barracks life is like the roommate nightmare times like 30

Oh the things that happen in the Army. What happens at the party, stays at the party. Hooah! Had to edit, autocorrect changed Hooah to hookah. Lol

For a solid second after that end card appeared, i thought that subscribe bar was a censorship bar.

I just notice the GI Joe song framed on the wall.

Wait... Burnie Burns. The guy who walked into a bathroom, sat down, and "wrote a message" for Caboose's voice actor (drawing a blank on his name right now) AT CROTCH LEVEL, says there are somethings ya just don't do!?! Well at least we know you have a line you won't cross.

Gus: I’ve never done that when drunk! Me: oh yeah? How’s that snowman *destroyer?*

*R-Kelly has entered the chat*

I like how the drawing of the journalism diploma had an Autobot insignia on it.

I just love Burnie is like no no no no no. And Geoff is like wtv.

So relatable had a few moments like that in the marine corps

Gotta love RT

I’m loving those movie posters

The urinals in the flashback are automatic? Auuugh, my immersion is ruined!

FLASHGITZ SENT ME: Thanks for giving them the rights to the show back :) that was very nice

The fact that the Autobot logo is on the certificate is proof that they exist

Why is the diploma of journalism proof that you are an Autobot

Autobot University, those were the days

I love AH, nice vid

I'm a veteran. I can confirm that stuff like this happens... a lot more than you would think.

Best one ngl

Yep, that sounds like the Army.

Believe me that’s not weird at all by army standards

Love it

The Diploma of Autobot Journalism🤣

Well... this was interesting

Why is there an Autobot symbol on the diploma?

I had a friend who got so drunk that he peed on his xbox.

Very accurate!

I would love to hear more of the army stories

More Geoff Army stories!

I want more army stories from Geoff

I could see all of that happening. I myself saw some crazy stuff at camp lejeune.

I relate to this so hard 😂

Finally some war stories!

Goeff never gets old

I just finished Army basic. Guess this is what I have to look forward to

Pretty good depiction of Fort Hood

Military stories are almost always like this. I have several myself.

Being in the army. I relate to this more than you know

Jesus god Geoff has to be one of weirdest storytellers in RT

Did the same thing to my bunkmate in boot camp, except it was where I took his stuff and rubbed it on my sweaty gooch

Am I the only one who’s been watching these guys for litterally years and didn’t know he was in the army

When my brother was posted in Georgia they rode around in apc’s and one day found a four foot long baby crocodile, put it in a cooler and planned on putting it through the turret hatch of another squads vehicle. But the squad leader didn’t want anyone to get hurt so they said they had to get rid of it. There was a fifteen foot fence off the road at the edge of the base. There was some rocks that sloped down to the river that the crocodile must’ve come from. They had the biggest guy there pick it up and told him to throw it over and into the river. He spun in a circle holding it by the tail and lobbed it over and it clipped the fence and landed on the rocks and died

Geoff is just so aggressive with his bodily excretions

1:14 anyone else hyped up for the new Uno movie?

I have done a few upper deckers. I will say though it's easier to do it if you have the runs. But last way longer if you leave a log.

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Graduated from Autobot school

This is why I joined the Air Force, but still the Army does this still

Wait Geoff was in the Army!! JFC didn't learn much it seems.

Ah barracks parties

Nice

But at least gus does it outside...in the snow...which is still outside!

Gave the video a revenge like. Now I gotta go pee.

The Military is a really pissy job eh?

I never laughed so hard

This reminds me of the pooping bandit

That's the Army though lol