Fresh sounds like a middle schooler claiming he touched a boob.

"This guy assigned 3 girls to have sex with me." This is called a brothel, sir.

As a virgin myself, game recognizes game.

This dude is the definition of: "Trust me bro"

Fresh’s story reminds me of the time when I met Tupac at my middle school pizza party and he invited me to a strip club in Vegas

"I had sex with a bunch of women" is just the more embarrassing adult version of "my uncle works at Nintendo."

“Pull girls easily” *Tells a story about how someone else that he met through sheer luck pulled girls on his behalf*

This guy is the embodiment of "fake it until you make it", he just never makes it.

his speech pattern is the most insecure thing i ever witnessed in my life, he literally talks like a scared child in the principal's office

guy went into a brothel and paid for 3 girls and then got so embarassed that he invented this crazy story in his head, told it so many times he actually believed it.

When I was 13-14 years old, I used to make up stupid-ass stories about myself to look cool and now as a man in my 30's I look back and think how stupid and immature it was and what a clown I was making of myself... and here's this dude doing it as an adult and putting it out there as a podcast lol

I don't believe in collective responsibility, but as a man I still want to apologize for this individual.

Imagine building your entire persona around whether or not you can get laid and then thinking that makes you a " high value" man.

Going to a house with a few dozen women, picking out 3 you want to sleep with and having a bedroom assigned to you sounds like this guy just visited a brothel and is lying about it lmao

People who live in mansions don't say "I'm having a mansion party", it would just be "a party".

"Pick any three girls you want" He saw this in Rush Hour 2 and was like "wouldn't this be cool if it happened to me" then lied about it

I used to work with a very kind gentleman, ronny, who pulled 12 hour shifts all the time, always was trying to get more hours, worked like a machine. The reason? he and his wife had adopted almost a dozen(? not sure on the number) orphans and he needed the cash to give them a good life. The man worked himself to the bone to take care of the forgotten in our society for no reason other then they needed someone and he was going to do what he could. THAT is a freakin alpha, not these dudebro slubs being utter muffin heads to look good for other idiots. In a world of peacocking a-holes, be a ronny.

"there's a whole other world outside dating where high value guys can set up certain things that normal guys can't" like, again, if this story was true it's a brothel at best and human trafficking at worst. Either way, who brags about that??

"Oh yeah, I used to do that chick, back in the day". This sentence alone is more fake than the fake stories on reddit 💀

when he said "legit" I knew it was for real.

I can verify that what this man says is true. As a high value man, I was once invited to a club I didn't recognize by a tall stranger who informed me that he was an ex-basketball player. When we got to the club, I was promptly escorted into the backroom by three beautiful women. I then blacked out; I assume this was due to a sensory overload from all the sex I probably had. When I woke up the next day, I was missing a kidney, but I had gained a sexual experience like none other. My main takeaway was that much of the value of a high value male comes from their internal organs, so you have to be careful about that.

"Hey, bro; yo, bro; hey, bro; wait, bro; I know her, bro; bro, bro; bro broh broe brow breaux."

Charlie unexpectedly bringing up the _My Immortal_ fanfic took me OUT 💀💀💀

“I used to do her back in the day” literally sounds like a line from a sit comedy

*Needs update. He knocked up someone and is being a fool now.

2024: He fell in love with an escort from China and got her pregnant and then ditched her 😂😂😂😂

It's weird to see an adult talk the same way a douchey teenager might when trying to impress his friends.

“Doctor Strange could peer into infinite realities and not find one where he slept with a woman” Wow Charlie really roasted every “alpha male” with that one statement

A year later this is still funny as F***, thanks yo 🤣🤣🤣

This has aged fantastically

Finding someone who refers to themselves as an “alpha male” and actually is one is even rarer than finding a kid who’s dad actually works at Microsoft

I thought the line "There's no way this guy has had sex" was a joke, but after hearing the rest of the story I couldn't agree more. This is so ridiculously fake that there's no way this guy has ever had a sexual experience in his life.

When I was like 23, I was single but was sorta seeing / dating a couple of women that were really nice. One had stayed over at my house the night before. And we slept together first thing in the morning. After she left to go to work, I ran some errands that day and had to pick some stuff up from my exes house whom I had split up from about 3 months prior. No idea what happened. But we chatted for a while whilst I was there and some how ended up sleeping together. Which was regretful. Later that night I went out with my friends for drinks in town, and had sorta hit it off with this girl in a rock bar in Leeds. Me , my friend , her friend and her all shared a taxi back to hers around 2 am and me and her ended up sleeping together that night. Technically it was 3 over 24 hours. However , the reason I am telling you this is not to brag or boast. Bur the opposite. I felt like total dog sh*t after and was not only guilty. But felt dirty. Felt like I had sort of let myself down. Felt ashamed ( even though I was still single ). It did not feel like something to he proud of at the time. And still does not now. In fact the only reason I really am sharing this story is because I firmly believe it is not an " alpha " thing to do. It's not an achievement, and it doesn't feel great. I haven't told anyone this really because real men don't feel the need to talk about these things. The point I am making is, if you see any guy that brags or boasts about something like that, and comes across as proud ? He is most likely a super insecure guy trying to make up for it by bragging.....Or he is lying. Either way , he is certainly not an " alpha ".

😂 When he considered himself a high-value Male I almost died laughing ☠️😂

“There is no reality in the entirety of the fucking multiverse where this man has slept with one woman” Damn Charlie ruined his career with one sentence.

Bragging about how much sex you allegedly had is one of the most insecure things a guy can do.

This aged well

How this aged like fine wine

"They assigned 3 women for me..." Congratulations! You committed human trafficking!

Stop hating dude, the story is 100% legit, nobody lies on the internet. I know cause I was the NBA player. BTW there were 140 bitches in my mansion not just 40

Fresh can’t even handle one girl

Coming back to this, he got an OF girl pregnant I’m pretty sure lol.

This video was super helpful, I went out and immediately met 3 ultra famous celebrities and i'm typing this comment from a massive mansion with 3 girls that I could pick, thanks for the help :)

Fresh is the embodiment of "My girlfriend goes to a different school, so you wouldn't know her".

Just the fact that the guy actually, verbally, unironically says, "So you've heard my L's" and "Today we're going to talk about my W" makes me automatically not believe anything he says after that.

"I'm not going to say who he is" 5 secs later he says the player follows him on IG

This is exactly the commentary that goes on in my head everytime a Fresh and Fit video comes up on my fyp loooool

I don't know what's funnier. The jump cuts after every word in his video or the fact that a scripted porno is more convincing than his story.

“Where guys of high value, can actually like, set up certain things that like, regular guys can’t.” A brothel? You have described to me a brothel.

This aged very well

Ngl, I get the impression that what happened was this guy was telling this fake story just to flex to his buds on the podcast, and they ended up believing him and pressuring him into telling it for a KZfaq video and he was just too alpha to own up to his lie so he just sat down in front of the camera and tried to say it with the most confident smile he could muster up. I wish the internet would just realize that by calling yourself “alpha”, you sound more insecure than the people they call “beta”. At least we are honest about our self-esteem levels

This man is literally describing human trafficking for a story time. Edit: Dude replied thinking he could just tell me I’ve never been to parties 🤣💀🤡

These guys are the embodiment of that one friend who constantly makes stuff up and try to one up literally everyone around them.

So glad Charlie is finally gonna start clowning on these guys. Been waiting too long

Could never have a 3 some. I’d hate to disappoint all 3 people

7:50 i have never laughed so hard in my life before lmao

Cheating is one of the worst things you can do In a relationship other than being abusive. No matter who you are if you cheat you are a POS.

One look at that guy and all I could think was: "This guy's not an alpha, he's just a douchebag." Also, Charlie saying, "This story's already got more plot holes than Kingdom Hearts," got me.

I'm glad these dudes made it onto your radar. These guys are just such a bizarre brand of cringe. When his homeboy was doing his clan member "persona" I was pretty speechless.

Lets be honest before fresh had money he would be the guy begging for hugs

I'm the NBA player from this story. I can confirm it’s true. I just like to help the unfortunate ones. It’s like a charity work for the girls also. They said he cried a lot and opened up emotionally.

Fresh & Fit is the gift that keeps on giving. Thanks to their hard work, none of us will ever have to worry about running out of cringe.

Lets be honest he got bored of his own fake story half way through

So he met a pimp that took him to his brothel.. and now he’s writing a book about it? Dude’s energy feels so sheltered 😩

If sleeping with 3 women in one night is your biggest W…you should reevaluate yourself

Aged like fine wine...😂🤣

Boy Did this age well

No confidence, no pride, not even any basic happiness over this supposed "big W" he had. He looks like a goddamn child trying to nervously stammer out his first made up story ever.

I like how dude claims to have slept with over a thousand women and then says "it's that easy?" after supposedly having an NBA player tell three women to sleep with him. If you've slept with over thousands of women then wouldn't you already know it's that easy?

I’ve never felt so bad for make believe women in my life

This video aged well. Funky, I mean “Fresh”, got his girlfriend (who’s not really his girlfriend) pregnant, and is pressuring her to have an ab0rtiöñ

It's unreal how these people keep ignoring the fact that every woman who has ever come across them has either been annoyed, scared, mad or uncomfortable in one way or another. Treating women like garbage has led them to fabricate stories for the sake of maintaining a public image that has already been torn to shambles

The thing that gets me really gets me isn't the bs fantasy story, it's the delivery. He's near incoherent, cannot speak, and I wouldn't ask directions from this dude, let alone dating advice. He's a mess, verbally.

This aged so well. Lol

This is like me making up stories in my head before going to sleep.

This is basically the adult version of “she goes to another school”

Anyone who calls themselves a "high value guy" should set off your alarm bells immediately

As someone who’s had a few partners (not as many as this guy apparently) I can safely say that it’s something I’m actually pretty ashamed of. It made me feel used up and useless and I feel nothing but guilt over it. Don’t buy into the whole “get multiple women” philosophy. It’s shameful and it’s best to find one woman who truly loves you

This is more fitting than ever now lmao

its not the story thats creepy, its the fact he can tell this story and sound so calm at the same time

The fact he mumbles and stumbles over his own words when he's supposed to be boasting about this amazing "W" experience is hysterically funny to me.

"I don't want to name names." Yeah, avoid that defamation lawsuit.

The legendary Michael Scott once said “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way,”

One of the things that worries me the most is young men/boys actually look up to these people, like this is the worst way to teach young people about respect, love, consent etc

If you say "L" or "W" in any real life situation, you automatically lose.

Hah , this aged really well

omgeee the way this has aged!!!😂😂😂 daaammnnn walter look @you now!!!

The podcast does help me with my confidence because as alone and miserable I am at least I’m not as pathetic as him

Literally every part of the story makes sense if you factor in that this guy is a plug. If he had coke in Miami at a pool party the entire story makes sense. it still isn't true, but worth saying.

he left out the detail that everyone was wearing masquerade masks and there was a secret password to enter

For someone who has supposedly slept with over 1000 women, he's awfully uncomfortable saying anything sexual

Its funny because they’ve basically been disowned by men at this point. They need their own gender. Pronouns can be clown/cringe.

Finally, Charlie is talking about Fresh and Fit. These clowns needs to be exposed.

This video has aged very nicely .

" how I met my baby mama" the story of Walter weaks

“They must have a humiliation fetish to keep this show going” has to be one of the best roasts I’ve heard 😂

That's really embarrassing for him to admit that the only way he could sleep with a woman (in a supposed party of "40 women and 3 men") was to have his friend arrange it (either paying them or human trafficking). They're so steeped in their misogyny "alpha male" talking points that they don't even realize how badly they are embarrassing themselves with these stories.

3:44 “perfect” “Yeah I am” lmfao

my morning routine as a fellow sigma/alpha male: step 1: wake up step 2: take a shit step 3: eat step 4: get out of bed step 5: eat breakfast

The funny thing about "alpha males" is that it's based on old research done on captive wolf packs that was debunked by the very guy who came up with the term and literally wrote the book on it. He realized that his research was flawed and wished that he could take it all back. It's also causing damage to dogs due to people trying to dominate dogs and claiming that you need to be the "pack leader" over them. He discovered that the actual "leaders" of a wolf pack are the mom and dad, and the other pack members are their kids. They're actually called the breeding pair and they're not "dominant" over their offspring despite what fake dog trainers on TV say. The term "alpha" is outdated and leads to some erroneous assumptions. Alpha theory is archaic nonsense. So if somebody claims to be an "alpha male," the scientifically appropriate response would be to ask him how his wife and kids are doing since the way a wolf becomes a leader of a pack is just by finding a mate and having puppies, not by being a massive jerk.