“LMFAOOOO” chill gang

@@judechabot5120 hey bro just wanted to let u know, he didnt use 4 O's only 2. also the video is very funny you the Joy Judicator or something?

​@@ethonzianch129"Joy Judicator" lamo thanks for making my day😂

@@ethonzianch129 bros the mf happiness harbinger, enjoyment executioner, gleeful gestapo, hilarity hijacker, funniness fault finder, laugh lampooner, joke jury all in one

@@judechabot5120 Hello "chill" gang, thanks for introducing yourself now please leave you bring the vibe down

16:53 he traumatized Charlie 💀

The laugh hurt physically

Is it because afterwards my ears started ringing and I felt nauseous?

@@Batchall_Accepted😂🤣😭🤮

nah i had to doubletake 💀💀 but he did mention hes ND so it does make sense... tho im ND too and he provokes feelings of secondhand embarrassment 💀💀

😂😂😂😂

Is this what the shrug emoji he was referring to? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Somehow when he saw that the first thing he thought was he has to ramble about it for 5 minutes straight?

​@@itsFnD I'm pretty sure he meant the actual emoji: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

@@itsFnD no no this gentleman was correct. It was this one that I love ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😍. Maybe not an entire life but I thought she might make a good friend at the least. Unfortunately her bumble bio didn’t tell me she hated all men and wanted to ‘destroy them’. Else I might have just moved on to the next one 😂😂

That emoji changed his life.

Shit you're right. I absolutely do that on the mic at gigs. Well played sir!

​@@Dazedandconfused86Are you... the guy???

​@@burnthompson286he is, he has several comments on the vid 😭 complete psycho

@@Dazedandconfused86oh my god ARE YOU HIM???

@@squeebkat The real guy is called Ryan Konopud and the earliest records of this nonsense of his from 2011, in Alberta Canada. If it were him, I'd've expected something more because the guy is clearly narcissistic and too quirky to just say "well played sir!" lol you know he would say something dumb

That’s because he’s operating off of self interest, not self awareness.

He is playing both sides so that he always end up losing

So higher than a kite on a windy day? Don't do drugs kids

​@@ShadowSkyXdefinitely isn't drugs probably just havent been touched by a woman in his life so he tries extra hard in tha weirdest way possible

People think as long as they are aware of the things they're doing and are actually doing it "ironically" they have an excuse.

I admire charlie. my parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging.

i love how most of his thumbnails are basically just a random frame from the video

His videos are so good they don't need a good thumbnail unlike other youtubers

Holy shit only 9 minutes and already so many fucking bots in the replies

you love when he's intentionally lazy?

😂

He literally complimented himself like 20 times in the last audio 💀

It's god aweful and repulsive!

I'm glad I was raised in rural Australia with autism. He uses ND as an excuse, you try be a main character in rural Australia and you will get beaten the living shit out of because we practice tall poppy syndrome. It teaches ND people inclined to go "main character mode" (like myself) that it's not acceptable behaviour.

Imagine actually saying bazinga out loud (totally not me /s)

@@Unreliable_Arsonistyeah lol who would say that ( i said it, i did)

"ZOO WEE MAMA!"

@@jupi7171 Why do I have these random ahh quotes that I use on the regular 😭😭

You're god damn right bro. I am the main character. 100%

@@Dazedandconfused86was that you sending that cringe?

Indeed. An extreme cry for attention. A true legend in his own mind.

It was me sending messages and no these are not cringe​@@Silenciobob

@@Silenciobobhe was me but my friend was using me phone

So what you're saying is... I accidentally killed Spiderman?! NOOOO! I'm sorry. Come back. Also... semi-related. Did you see the 'spiderman' cameo in the newest episode of Invincible? Super cool! A Mark Grayson variant helps him fight a Doc Oc villain> Pretty neat.

Oh also, what's up baby doll? ;)

​@@Dazedandconfused86you're genuinely a fucking freak

@@Dazedandconfused86 For what it's worth I don't think it's fair that people are criticising you so heavily, especially to the same level that other actually bad guys that this channel has made videos on have been. Like you're obviously neurodivergent and I think it speaks to how the world views neurodivergent traits if people are immediately resorting to calling you manic or insane, which is extremely rude when the absolute most you're doing is being overly friendly - a symptom of neurodivergence. Obviously there are things you said in the voice messages that were off so I think it's important to analyse in your head when those moments might be, and not say it. But you're not a bad person and you seem like a lot of fun to be around, and I don't like it how people are bullying you for your neurodivergent traits. So I just want you to know that not everyone thinks of you like that. And as someone neurodivergent myself I definitely feel othered for oversharing at times, so just know you're not alone! And if this video has made you upset and you just want to talk to a random stranger some time then you can feel free to talk to me someplace! And to everyone else in the comments, bullying someone is not how you get them to change their behaviour.

Loved this response friend. I replied to you earlier but it disappeared... damnit youtube. Feel free to drop me a social or something if you wanna be friends... and get some of the story. It's a LOT worse than this lol. Cheers

Not even long lost at this point

God damn right dude. And now me and myself are dating

​@@Dazedandconfused86you schizophrenic dude?

@@darth9817no sir. Autism and a ton of success in online dating.

​@Dazedandconfused86 I can tell which comments truly bother you because they're not the ones you respond to. In fact, they're probably the best criticisms of your character and it makes you uncomfortable enough to actually put the keyboard away.

Alright let's do this. The goal of life is to be happy as much as possible right? So, if you were as smart as you think you are. Wouldn't you be happier? Just to be clear. I'm calling you stupid and unhappy right now. As far not responding to rude idiots. I kinda treat those trolls like I would a misbehaving puppy. If you jump up... I turn away from you. If you keep doing it, you get put in a room or I'll go into the room and you don't get to have access to me. You'd like to me to respond to rude idiots who comment boldly on something they're not educated on? Hell nah dude. I protect my peace. I hope this response helps you out some. I will pray for your soul

honestly

Quirky is cringe. At least trying to be, which he is

Reminds me of that one mugshot with the comment i've never seen someone look so young yet so old

​@@nathanmartin455 being naturally quirky isn't cringe, being intentionally ✨Quirky✨ is.

@@nathanmartin455 being naturally quirky is A LOT different from trying to be 😭😭

bro was in the negatives

real, i dont think he has any charisma at all, behaving like that over text

worse rizz than me holy SHIT

what about the first XD

@@dhananjayn457kelsaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

Penguinz0 imspires me.. My parents said if I get 15k followers They'd buy me a better camera for recording..begging u guys, literally begging....

​@@MbitaChizibegging is cringe, did you not watch the video?

dude dont say that, some teenagers will think thats a compliment

Only made it to the first voice message then had to turn off cause the cringe.

Let’s see Paul Allen’s voice messages.

He’s autistic or found my pcp stash. No inbtween

The ol' Dennis Reynolds strat

Kels, I've been kind of stopped up lately but let's be honest we've all been there 😂 🤷‍♂️. Luckily 🍀 I've just downed a moes burrito 🌯. Prepare for the diaharea baby gurl 💩. Wish me luck 🤞 my princess 👸 🚽 🚽

@@nagoogle8542 bro should’ve led off with that

i wish i never left the womb

i swear

Yeah same. There's a bizarre, monstrous beauty to this cringe.

@@jimkhan1342 real

same

This is my first time watching this video, I had to scream 30 seconds ago because it was so cringe how this guy were talking

i just find it impressive how he was able to just talk to himself for that long without shutting up

😂😂😂😂 sheesh

weird seeing people refer to charlie as "penguinzz" lol

@@tohnotakaki4405 It's the channel name so why not..

😂😂😂

Worst/ best case scenario

He could have said who he actually was like they match then it may sound creepy but he tried to find her and here he is maybe try start over because he is interested. THATS IT.. YABAYABAYABAYABAYABA

lmao

true...

@@asiankneegrow3110i had a fucking stroke reading that

cringe

Me too! 😂😂💀

Me three! 😂😂💀💀🤣

Me four! 😂😂💀💀🤣🤣💀

Me five! 😂😂💀💀🤣🤣💀💀

Me six 😂😂💀💀🤣🤣💀💀😂😂

Idk why I find it kinda endearing

i know a guy exactly as quirky as this dude who only wants to talk about his own life, but damn at least he doesn't walk around thinking hes fuckin hot stuff or smth

@@stupidsaiyan8488pend more time with dudes like this and your taste will improve. No need to be irl.

@@trystanmadfouni8329dudes like this absolutely think they’re hot stuffs lmao, dude slipped up the brag in the audio multiple times. They usually try to cover it up with “self aware jokes” later (as this guy did, and it’s not subtle at all)

No

I don’t think he is actually self aware, but just “faking” it to show that he is… when in reality, if he was self aware, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened to begin with.

whats the possibility that he thinks he has the manipulation so down, that he is just saying he knows "how weird it is" to try and ease their worry and that he doesn't see anything wrong with what hes doing at all

Admit it, you're turned on.

He sounds like Brian Griffin from family guy XD

He sounds like he is "self aware" to make the wierd shit seem ironic or funny... dunno dude is an actual loser

Thanks Lorenzo. I met your Mom on the way and... guess what? You've got a new sister coming

​@@Dazedandconfused86 virgin loser

what if we're talking abt some tea?

5 minutes is insane, nothing i have to say is taking more than like 2

The fact he found her Facebook alone goddamn that is criminal behavior

Nothing is wrong with sending a 5 minute voice message, some people just think longer than others, some maybe are shy, some maybe just want to give a lot more time for others to process, the only criminal behavior is your insane opinion.

@@hughjaenus2235 True it kinda depends in this case though this guy probably needs a serious mental evaluation

I was thinking the same thing! he Doesn't like texting cause that means he has to wait for someone to respond instead of just talking to himself

FR he overshares so much, and he did mention he's ND so i guess that does make sense but thats still creepy 😭😭 (as an ND myself)

Nah he loves the sound of his own voice and thinks it can tame any B

​@@yourboy_Voxwhat's ND stand for?

@@bunnyluver2176neuro divergent I'm guessing

he's probably the type to interupt someone for also yapping at him. so manic pixie dream girl but minus the happy parts.

he needs to find a seniorita awesome lmao

sounds like a creative musician for seniors XD

sounds like a furry

He reminds me of a cringy anime Male MC

You’d be surprised how many people like this exist

He learned most of his social skills from romcoms I assume. Bro is literally trying to be the 2000’s generic romcom mc.

Nah dont do my dawg Brian like that...

i mean, brian actually gets laid

Do not do my boi Bri like that homie he does not deserve that

Okay, okay, haha, maybe you have a point ... All things considered, though, you have to admit, this guy is definitely not a charmer by any means

Brian in the modern seasons

He's immune because of his own past college years cringe output

@@Dan-ji4dbnot to mention he’s a Florida man, and a Tampanite Florida man at that

That cringey guy has a better voice than me tbh his voice is pretty good

Whew you know Moist vids are good, but man just go blow the guy already.

He can eat raw onions like an apple. The dude is as tough as Shrek.

how i see all redditors hoenstly

​@@paulywalnuts6042 thats offensive to reddittors we dont even have the balls to talk to women or people in general

This guy could disprove the theory of relativity simply by flirting, thereby causing a singularity in the universe that absorbs everything until there is nothing left to otherwise support *any* kind of theory.

He needs to be examined

no- this is when you have a 10page paper to write and you did no research so you gotta embellish what it got ☠️☠️☠️

Once he said cats suck I got rage bc now I know for SURE he’s a creep as if the rest of that mess wasn’t clear enough

Cats are disgusting creatures so thats the only plus point he has

as quite a few people have mentioned before, cats are a lesson in boundaries/consent.. they don't do what you want, when you want so it would make sense for a manipulative control freak to dislike them.

I'll be the only one to vouch for cat haters here: most of us just don't like them please don't associate us with this Family Guy skit man

​@@emerald955skill issue

this could go down in the H.O.F of yapping

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As much as I hate that word I have to agree with you

bro created the term yapping

Yapanese is a lot harder than it seems yet he speaks it flawlessly

Howdy Moth fren! I don't think I told a single lie in there lol. I uh... live on my own and I do very well in dating. Anything else I can clear up? Hey wait you kinda sound mean and stupid. I take it back! *Flies away quacking*

@Dazedandconfused86 Shut up

​@@Dazedandconfused86WAIT WHAT ,ARE YOU THAT GUY IN THE STORT??

@@Ειμαι_η_Ειρηνη HUH!? STORKS? WHERE! I love birds =D

​@@Dazedandconfused86 give it a rest, virgin

This guy sounds nothing like my subconscious or conscious thoughts. Even when I can fly and reality warp in my own dreams I’m not as much of a fart sniffer as this guy is

if your subconscious says shit like mayhaps and uses emojis you may need help

​@@lemonsuckerYTshut up i'm fine

that sounds like a pretty fucked up subconscious XD but fuck that's also somehow very accurate thanks for the laugh...

More like intrusive thoughts

I think that was his attempt at expressing his "self-awareness" through a quirky sarcastic way. Either way, makes my skin crawl

Funny thing is he keeps on humble bragging, inserting brags thinking no one will notice.

sounded better imo than 'I go to therapy'

“After I'm dead, they'll write ‘he was a very humble man’ on my statue.”

​@@giantenemycrabthingyou can say you are humble and be humble at the same time, but a lot of it implies prior context and how you say it. Saying, "I am clearly very humble" and then proceeding to brag about yourself is the exact opposite of that.

his voice reminds me of some minecraft or reddit youtuber and its fucking me up💀💀💀

@@ingobutseverelydiseasedYes!!! Dating for donos.

@@ingobutseverelydiseasedbro that’s exactly what i was thinking lmfao 💀

They hide among us

He may have a "normal voice" but his mannerisms are just terrible. Just the way he talks in general puts me off. Always trust your gut with crazies like this

Your mom

@@OfficialDenzy Got 'em real good there Jimbo.

Is there proof this is legit...? More than likely this is fake, no? He was a walking female pet peeve. Some things he said seemed so pointless other than to trigger females cringe levels. He also annunciates like a teenage female with a mail voice. Voice doesn’t sound real either to me. Very robotic. If this is real I’ll eat my words, but this seems like a girl faking some weird scenario for attention on social media. The “guy” could have been her using AI voice over, or even just a male friend. Seems scripted as well. Crazy how so many complain how AI is gonna interfere with media, and people don’t assume things like THIS is gonna be where it starts. Things like Petty clout chasing. This story should have raised so many red flags imo.

@@OfficialDenzy Got 'em real good there Jimbo.

Patrick Bateman-esque

Stolen

he definitely has that nice guy serial killer cadance

😂

Best comment so far. Dude literally has no chill in telling a complete stranger about things that stranger does not even give a fuck about

I'd be begging for death after 30 seconds

@@TestAcct46 LMFAOOOO IM CACKLING AT THIS

the word "yapping" is far more embarassing than the whole video

@@blehh_x that pfp is worse

Honestly I never took theatre or acting in highschool. Kinda wish that I had though! I did do choir and band. As far as my yapping abilities... yes absolutely. I've been making my living on a microphone since 2016. So... clearly there's something there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@blehh_x you definitely give off incel energy

@@zachpadilla5099 you said that and liked your own comment

ssssssstolen

impressive

same

I gave up, looking at this guy i'm proud on my ability to quit.

@@GG-mu4wg pal really tried something

You guys say “social anxiety” when its just confidence

​@@GG-mu4wgYou are DEFINITELY socially awkward dude 😂

Dude has legit serial killer vibes

charlie is emotionless. I'm sorry, WAS emotionless after this

this, absolutely this, i havent seen charlie so genuinely shaken up and even scared like this in AGES 😂💀💀

“you’re scaring me” 😕

That dudes messages made my migraine reactivate

you can feel it in his dialect

u can sense the autistic fedora aura

@@bitzyboo5893 LOL nice rhyme. You're right I am ASD. But I don't... nor will I ever wear a fedora ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

​@@Dazedandconfused86Are you the clown in the video?

It’s true I do love hearing myself speak. Just left a gig where they paid me 350+ HST to talk and sing 😎

its like listening to a youtube vlog

i think ur just reading into it too much

@@Dazedandconfused86ok nvm now ik you’re trolling 💀

This is so true. At no point does he try having a conversation with her. He just talks to himself for a while and then is like "okay well that's that. See ya!" Like he never asks her anything about herself or even gives her a chance to respond to the weird shit he's saying

It's the second time he says it and with emphasis on "me" Hilarious

The way he said it just activated some paternal instinct to instantly try to protect him from this creep 😂

I love how his voice trembles while he says "Have mercy!" lmfao

@@eefbad5552 yeah like thats genuine fear lmao

It had me doubled over at work

Your liver would die

He has the voice for it at least

He have a great voice and great talking skills idk why he is doing that to himself 💀

"Look so we did some things, we said some bad things." "We feel bad." "We do feel bad, and that's very important. Mayhaps we should've started with that?" "We should, sincere apologies for the miscalculation." "We forgive you" Set Dec.- "What is this?" Producer- "His apology vid... He's just spent the past 20 minutes articulating on nothing and correcting himself."

And play the podcast exclusively in prison

@@the_absurd_herolmao😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmaoooooooooooo, same

That shrug emoji must go hard

“I don’t mind if you’re not over 6’4”¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

@@MarkyNomad " don't mind if you're less than 2 inches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

@@louiserules with the 2 inch cannon?

I haven't seen the cutscene so I'ma just take it as a compliment. Thanks

go get 'em, tiger.

Thats my man

my tin-foil hat theory about this whole thing, is that this guy is preparing himself for a role that requires him to go full method actor. because I refuse to believe that he is real.

@@Inertia888 he was preparing for a role as a creepy suitor in movie and had to get some practice to perfect his craft

the song has restored our strenght

This guy gave me a massive ego boost. He is so bad at talking to women. Nah bad at talking to anyone for that matter.

I am by no means eloquent or charming, very uncharismatic but compared to him I'm Antonio Banderas so I want to thank him for lowering the bar and making the rest of us look better by comparison

people who think theyre good at socializing but its delusion

I do feel comforted. I really am pretty ok. Nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Destiny player

sponge boy me bob

Yeah it's so redonculous

You're lucky you can be as far from it as humanly possible by just diving into the sea

We are reaching levels of cringe not fathomable before.

I had to take a break and come back

I’ve met people similar to him, they’re more awkward than charismatic but you can tell there’s some charisma

It's just wierd

It's because he has all the confidence with none of the restraint or awareness.

Gives me psycho energy

A fire bending snowman? God damn that's a good one 😂

Yeah the voice messed with me too... I was expecting him to sounds way more cringe and bad. Lol. How does someone that cringe have a radioy voice

its because this is a man who loves to hear himself talk, literally

@@SHrimpPoboy-wt2dtyou hit the nail right on the head. that’s exactly what it is. this guy enjoyed recording this and guaranteed listened to it back multiple times after sending it

As someone with ADHD, I can recognize his "stream of consciousness". That's exactly what he's doing. I also go on tangents with branches of loosely-related ideas, and mist people with ADHD do. Granted most of us have FAR more self-awareness and get carried away in a conversation of interest with someone we know, not a hostage. At the end he even says "I got the impression you're a fellow NEURODIVERGENT person", thus admitting he identifies as ADHD/Aspergers. That's weird in itself because "neurodivergence" is not something you'd expect to be dropped in a first-time, unsolicited conversation, and could likely insult the other people by implying they probably are too from a bio! ***Self-awareness of my lengthy tangent, but felt it was relevant***

@@DRAG0NEERSdon’t worry dude, in my opinion that was relevant, thanks for sharing

True, he chose a weird character build 😂

He isn't charismatic at all. He's a charade

Yeah that’s not charisma, that’s full-on freako.

@@samuelfaust that’s exactly the point of the joke.. it’s obvious it’s a charade

@@VandelayH ya kind of pointing out the obvious..

ong😭😭

If only he left the awkward parts out.

So it's not just me lmao. His voice sounds like he'd be a pretty decent guy, until he starts talking and expressing his thoughts

Wasted potential😂

​@@Fernanda00096you don't even know any of their genders? Why make this a gender thing? "All women agree with me and all men think the same" isn't that chauvinistic?

This dude fuckin INVENTED that shit

Guys I just did a thing too With me hand

He's the type of person to say "hee's right behind me isn't he"

@@DrDoom931 this is worse

This couldn't be more accurate

this makes me think maybe he is faking his personality? maybe he's so detached from what it means to behave like a normal person that he just imitates what he sees in media or something. could be a potential psychopath if he's not able to understand how strange his behaviour is

he claims he has these "attractive" traits like guitar, abs, good looks, and even says "big feet". bro is a walking red flag who has no personality

I just spilled my milkshake.out of my nose

@@cceerrs nah a “psychopath” is typically known for their ability to appear overall normal on the surface, and manipulate. This instead highly stands out and comes across and very odd and pathetic. I think it’s just someone very socially inept at baseline. Maybe some mental health issues going on but not enough to say from just some weird messages.

Scarier to kow he’s from missauga😂

​@npcimknot958 that explains alot😂 u need to send him to the hood

Hes. Really not that bad

@@synbioshoshone745oversharing and hyping oneself up like this in their first interaction ever after e-stalking her to her facebook when they didn’t match on the dating site is creepy af

666 likes wtf?

Ong

Hahahaaaaaaaa

His face 😂

I had to rewind it a few times brooo 😂

and that little "huffhffhf" of desperation and bewilderment 😂

I actually howled with laughter 😂😂

Same 😂😂

He shoulda said Yapping instead lol

@@haise1784 doesn't rhyme

😂😂😂

He flirts the way Brian Griffin from Family Guy tries to be “hip”

Dude, if you have the self-awareness to even imagine yourself like that: it is not too late for you, at all.

Like the 6th graders once they go to middle school😭

LOL thanks Brooke. This is the 3rd comment I've read about me that's like this... and they always make me chuckle. Can you elaborate a bit please? Thanks

@@Dazedandconfused86 not the weirdo💀💀

@@NerdIsMean Oh I'm definitely weird. But I think you're saying I'm not the gentleman doing the solo podcast. BUT I AM. SO TAKE THAT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@Dazedandconfused86 I’m gonna assume you’re a neurodivergent. There’s no way you aren’t.

Why thank you! Sales is a sizeable part of my job as a full time entertainer. Getting new gigs has always been easy for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@Dazedandconfused86yo it’s you!!!!

@@nicolasbermudez9653omg Neo is that you? BIG fan! Do the super man thing 💪🏿 👏🏿

I can confirm 😭 I worked in sales but even in sales it's not even close to this lol

@@Dazedandconfused86are you deadass? Are u him

fr lmao

And they always keep you roped in because you don't want to be rude or get hurt

Bro conversation with this guy is called monologue

@@NOMATfull too true

It'd prolly be pretty fun to talk to this dude. =/

FOR REAL.

fr 😭

blessed with big feet 2 bby girl and you know what that means ;)

probably why he chose to voice record im convinced this guy has a personality disorder

Fr

Herro friend. Me real person indeed. Yes I do feed my waterfowl pals... pretty much daily lol. I do get a chuckle out of the 'is this AI' comments though. Have a nice day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯