TikTok's I Promise Aren't What You Think They Are
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2 жыл бұрынThese were some Wild Videos, Hope you enjoyed! I know I did! Please L:ike and Sub if you liked the video and don't forget to tell me what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
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@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy and Like the vid! Let me know what else you beautiful people want to see in the comments! 🥰
@adxrexashroadto50subsprayf38 2 жыл бұрын
ayeeeee ty sm for ur compliments
@maisi8233 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss our queen posted!!!
@arandomarmy 2 жыл бұрын
Vlogsss please ❤️❤️
@so.you.thought14 2 жыл бұрын
its awesome and pls take care of your hand
@madz4144 2 жыл бұрын
Hiii
@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue 2 жыл бұрын
This woman is more chaotic than chaos and she's the definition of funny+beauty. Wich bdw equals Fan love.
@Lauraslife498 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@gogy1144 2 жыл бұрын
So true plus love your profile picture it’s cute 💕
@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue 2 жыл бұрын
@@gogy1144 Thank you! I just woke up to a weird dream and your comment cleared my mind. Thank you once again!
@sturzkampfflugzueg 2 жыл бұрын
What's your pfp? I like it.
@A_Gay_Man_With_Blue 2 жыл бұрын
@@sturzkampfflugzueg It is a ghostbur fanart ( a character from a minecraft role-play if you don't know) with the non-binary flag as background! (non-binary is a person that does not have a gender)
@mandolo100 Жыл бұрын
Kris cackling like a child about the dinosaur tail, then saying "That's how I spend my adult money" is SUCH A MOOD 😂
@emz33 Жыл бұрын
Kris’ happiness over that Dino fail was SO contagious 😂 Edit: TAIL*** 🤣
@sofia_a_showjumper Жыл бұрын
Imagine Riley pestering her mom for it🤣🤣
@mariahdibben4066 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you meant tail. Autocorrect made for a good laugh though 🤣🤣
@emz33 Жыл бұрын
@@mariahdibben4066 omg I did 😂
@icarusbinns3156 Жыл бұрын
I want- nay, I NEED a tail like that! Can’t be a proper dragon, or raptor, without the tail!
@skrunk1ysci-fizz 11 ай бұрын
Finally… A REAL COMMENT… nice
@CSXEMDRailfan 2 жыл бұрын
Her videos always make the day better, she's very wholesome. She seems to honestly appreciate her fans to
@stfu_27 2 жыл бұрын
Not to be rude but can you please stop I'm trying to find a comment about the video and every comment is like "Thank you Kris for complimenting us" or something
@Soron661 2 жыл бұрын
she's no nearly as wholesome as you think. she just puts on appearances because youtube. i mean, she has a whack sense of humor which isn't that wholesome yet remains youtube-friendly. i'm not judging. i enjoy it. just saying what i've observed from various videos and tiktok clips i've seen.
@DavidJohnson83 2 жыл бұрын
I mean... I love Kris' videos as well, and she totally appreciates her fans, and she has a great aesthetic - but I'm pretty sure you're using the word "wholesome" a bit too liberally. She's definitely not attempting to be a family friendly channel - which is totally fine!
@CSXEMDRailfan 2 жыл бұрын
@@DavidJohnson83 maybe wholesome wasn't the right word, probably should've said down to earth
@reseslk 2 жыл бұрын
Factos
@cosmetiquequeen5371 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that you're doing better! 🥰I have an idea for Kris that's not a typical TikTok reaction video. She should get one of her guy friends and/or brother to do her makeup voiceover! Like he could narrate it and also provide the dubbing so it looks like she's talking with his voice. That would be so funny and I think they would do a good job 🤣🤣
@certifiedtobe_idiot 2 жыл бұрын
Lol yaaaaasss
@thewillow3457 2 жыл бұрын
that trend is like from 5 years ago
@theladyinblack3055 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewillow3457 and yet people still do it! I’ve seen Sarah and Derik of the Beestom Fam so it recently. Hair and make-up (they’re adorable!). And I’m sure Aaron would volunteer to help her - though Kevin might be funnier!!
@karadanvers42 2 жыл бұрын
@@theladyinblack3055 Wait which video was that from? I must have missed it 😂
@theladyinblack3055 2 жыл бұрын
@@karadanvers42there’s one dated March 2020 and some more recently.
@Treyblue88_ Жыл бұрын
laughed too hard when you act out the senario with the milk carton bomb. just visualizing it killed me
@Ur_fav_claire330 Жыл бұрын
Every time I watch one of Kris’s videos, she always makes me smile in the first minute, and makes me feel so much better about myself, Kris is a Angel in disguise, maybe not the most innocent Angel, and so wholesome, and she has become a daily part of my day, thank you kris I love you!❤
@ricklanese6174 2 жыл бұрын
The joy on your face when you saw, and then found, the dinosaur tail was just precious. And, aside from the unfortunate avocado incident, how did you enjoy your trip to NY?
@inspectorbutters166 2 жыл бұрын
I usually don't watch reaction clips, but you are one hell of an exception. The positivity coming from you really brightens my day
@kendraalmon4159 2 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@lialaw6840 2 жыл бұрын
Just say she tickles your fancy, this white knight shit is what gives your onlyfans "gf's" delusional ideas of being "queens" etc.
@NotAtticusLincoln3626 2 жыл бұрын
@@lialaw6840 what are you talking about?
@Rani-bv7hw Жыл бұрын
In my town there is a train that is part of the transit system. During it's normal route it goes through this super loud tunnel and you can't hear anything. I was with a couple of friends and about half way through the tunnel my buddy starts pretending to talk to me. He was being expressive and animated and saying nothing. Until we exited the tunnel when the words "and then I said, Well if it's your lobster, what's it doing in MY ass?" Came out of his mouth at a volume that can only be described as concerning.
@songcoversstuff2878 Жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@ramennoodles3594 Жыл бұрын
Kris: Your complection is nice. Me: *Chugging down a starbucks mocha* Oh...Thanks?
@H3IIuvab0ss Жыл бұрын
Haha!
@ItzBlaire Жыл бұрын
Lol
@DakotaEXE-vc8wv Жыл бұрын
Bro I was doing the exact same thing 😂
@djmalik3198 2 жыл бұрын
2:49 “fookin avacados” iykyk 💙
@The_Archer_2931 2 жыл бұрын
Directioner!! I was looking for this comment!!😌💙 Trendiest food out there
@florence6016 2 жыл бұрын
YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
@erock3231 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I was looking for this
@ginjabredman8756 2 жыл бұрын
do yk if she did this on purpose?
@The_Archer_2931 2 жыл бұрын
@@ginjabredman8756 probably not we're probably just being Directioners and clowning lln😂
@tired_freak01 2 жыл бұрын
Lets all take a moment to appreciate the way kris looks today. Stunning, as always.
@luisagriffith-gorgati1488 Жыл бұрын
7:20 The cousin was laughing at herself, the girl was laughing at her cousin, Kris was laughing at the girls laugh and I'm just completely losing my shit as we all laugh together 😭Highlight of my entire week
@maliahscarlet3404 Жыл бұрын
" Yeah Tiffany... BOOM! EVERYBODY DOWN" Got me dieing over here
@enderblaze2034 2 жыл бұрын
Kris cackling at a buying a dinosaur tail off Amazon is everything 😆
@dntaacha.1754 2 жыл бұрын
0:28 me knowing i look the absolute worse but kris complementing me
@DeeDeexx Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I feel like Kris is that friend I need in my life 😊
@ph30nix92 Жыл бұрын
7:25 sounded like me trying to start the lawnmower
@Tiresomeee Жыл бұрын
Nah her engine didn’t start
@obleasner5490 2 жыл бұрын
1:45 WTF man that just scared the shit out of me
@franziskaweie3898 2 жыл бұрын
You're so optimistic and positive. To the younger brother issue: I feel you girl. I also have 2 younger brothers 5 and 17 years younger than me. Every time I go to the playground or anywhere else with my youngest brother people think I'm the mother. And even when my mother tags along, we look like grandma, mother and child.
@TamWam_ 2 жыл бұрын
oh wow, my friend who's 13 has a 32yo sister and a 24yo brother. Like damn...she was born when her brother was only 12
@NerdyMystic09 Жыл бұрын
@@TamWam_ I'm 13, my oldest brother is 33, the next is 30 (Turning 31 in November), and the last is 26 (Turning 27 in November), plus I have no sisters, but all of my brothers are married so I have 3 sister-in-laws.
@Addy-sh6yq 11 ай бұрын
The look on kris face when she saw the dino tail was on Amazon was so priceless
@Luke-Argent Жыл бұрын
Why did your reaction to that damned dinosaur tail have me rolling on my darn floor laughing!?
@Sankey84Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
Never Apologise for anything. I have never laughed as much as I do when I'm watching your videos. I bet living with you would be a blast.
@little_cat6 2 жыл бұрын
9:52 at my school there's so many gunshots we don't even flinch when we hear gunshots
@Rizzlergodddd 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@lizardthedragon Жыл бұрын
lemme guess, america?
@hannah.770 Жыл бұрын
@@lizardthedragon Lol
@Aspaceduck8769 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who still put blankets up to keep extra light out!
@MrKrzys01 Жыл бұрын
So cute, Kris pretending like she knows what it's like to be at a party and no one is talking to you. I'd be surprised if she can go to a funeral without someone trying to chat her up.
@left-eyedwolf3197 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you're healing, Kris. Thanks for your content, you always manage to make me smile! Don't stop being so positive!
@divaplayz5929 Жыл бұрын
Healing from what?
@ev3rmoree Жыл бұрын
@@divaplayz5929she cut her hand which is why she has stitches :)
@melissafields3376 2 жыл бұрын
8:26 the squirrel! I actually had a squirrel that was born in my house ( the eaves of a portion I hadn't fixed) she surprised me and my grandson when she appeared outside and came right up to me! Didn't realize at the time that she was just responding to me because she was use to my voice 😊
@Sophierecs Жыл бұрын
'a man who washes his can be in my life" -kallmekris once said it shall now be in the history book
@Jahs_World Жыл бұрын
8:16 Omg when the squirrel jumped the camera I screamed- XD
@medicinelady20 2 жыл бұрын
Many a time I’ve watched her videos and felt like I was hanging out with an old friend. All of her characters are a hoot to see! She, and they, has brought a lot of joy and laughs to me in some rough moments. Thank you Kris, for being such an awesome person!❤️
@jellykalamatalee513 2 жыл бұрын
At 2:22 when she was like ‘son of a-‘ I GOT AN AD. lol
@aestheticjosie5094 2 жыл бұрын
IM NOT EVEN LYING I GOT A AD TOO!!!
@angie_08_ 2 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeee
@soulmonkey3848 2 жыл бұрын
It's coz that's when the ads are scheduled
@theirishmushroom9296 2 жыл бұрын
Meeeeee tooooooooo
@Act-uallyJulia 10 ай бұрын
Same
@alicewilson4225 Жыл бұрын
I love how you're so very happy all the time like "I just killed Kevin!" crazy energy
@emmyb9130 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, lemme be honest with you: You are the funniest person I have ever seen!
@Warshuk 2 жыл бұрын
" Trust takes years to build, seconds to breaks and forever to repair" That's an amazing quote right there 🥰
@thinukaidamgodage 2 жыл бұрын
Ok ok we get it
@DisneyFan1 2 жыл бұрын
3:41 I WAS LITERALLY THINKING OF THAT MOVIE WHEN U SAID THAT
@GabriellePerfetto Жыл бұрын
When she said “don’t kick your dogs or I’ll kick you, u son of a--“ then immediately an add popped up lol
@Calypso.from.Ogygia.acc2 Жыл бұрын
"..Or I will kick you, son of a bit-" **Grammarly ad comes on**
@theylovelyd 2 жыл бұрын
i think we can all agree that kris would make the best school principal
@Michelle-ee3wx 2 жыл бұрын
Kris you look great in that colour. Thanks again for always making me laugh. Hope your hand feels better. Would love to see more of Kevin in your videos.
@Tawny_frond24 2 жыл бұрын
It was color not colour.
@brittanyloch6703 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tawny_frond24 it is actually spelled “colour” in the UK, while it’s spelled “color” in the US. So, both spellings are correct. You might want to make sure you’re correct before trying to correct someone else..
@Michelle-ee3wx 2 жыл бұрын
@@brittanyloch6703 thank you Brittany. It's spelled with a u in Ontario Canada also. Which is where I'm from.
@nathanjames1089 5 ай бұрын
Kris with clapping: you don't know what you have until it's gone.
@stormykat8202 2 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends kept trying to blow up a milk carton the other day in school, but it wouldn’t work for us, so we had this kid named Benny do it. He’s kinda weird, maybe not right in the head completely, but when he did it it sounded like a gun shot. Our cafeteria teacher is so used to our table doing it, he asked which one of us it was. We said it was Benny, and when he asked him, poor Benny looked sad and said yes. He got a lunch detention. Though, definitely one of the loudest milk explosions I’ve ever heard. Congrats Benny.
@jhanecamelon277 2 жыл бұрын
4:04 girl be doing rolls in the wrong place
@Think_Im_in_love 2 жыл бұрын
“Dreams have meaning” My dreams: 9:16
@gheata_playz874 4 ай бұрын
4:32 i honestly didn't notice, i was looking at the curling iron the entire time 😂
@deusexaethera Жыл бұрын
I have absolutely no interest in TikTok, or in watching TikTok compilations, but yours are entertaining enough that I'll actually watch them.
@xyz-bl6ii 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't having the best day, my mental health went down hill these past few days, having 2 therapy sessions this week, couldn't even complete assignments but I swear to god this video made me feel better! Thank you Kris!
@hey006 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how Kris always compliments her viewers in the intro. It always gives me a confidence booster and just brightens up my day! Luv your vids, keep up the great work!!
@baconscoobysnacks3135 2 жыл бұрын
How does a compliment that's obviously not directed at you specifically give you a confidence boost? Lmao. All cap
@TamWam_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 Not really, for some people it can mean a lot to them. For example, imagine a stranger complimenting you and you still remember that one moment years later. Even if it's directed at all fans, it still gives a confidence boost because nice things always make us happier and feel better. Even if a reporter on a news channel compliments its viewers, some would still feel touched by this although it's addressed to millions It's because, nice things aren't necessary but they are...nice. Idk i just made up that quote lmao
@baconscoobysnacks3135 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamWam_ it's insincere, maybe naive people can get confidence from it though
@cabescott4027 Жыл бұрын
Ong bro like how does that make you feel better Snowflakes
@RoseThorn2013 Жыл бұрын
Why are so many comments so wholesome, then the Karens, Trolls and Spammers rear their ugly ass heads to shoot em' down, the replies to this person's comment make me doubt humanity even more than I did before- I don't wanna be human anymore, fr, humans make me sick
@terryiorio8835 Жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I totally forgot that we used to pop the milk cartons like that whenI was a kid (late 80's, early 90's)!
@sarahkenney7279 Жыл бұрын
8:05 Kris: the room is so messy Me: looking around my room at the worst mess you've ever seen Me: Kris would be disappointed.😑
@andreyushkin 2 жыл бұрын
9:11 lol was so cute!
@LaurenAlexandra13 2 жыл бұрын
Loving all the accidental sexual references in this one. A++.
@andianderson3017 Жыл бұрын
People used to pop milk cartons so often at my school. They had to come up with a special consequence just for it. It was before everyone was afraid of being shot all the time. It is LOUD.
@Eri-Channn Жыл бұрын
“Don’t kick your dogs or I’ll kick you you-“ Me who casually got interrupted by an add.
@quinni2685 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I just heard from the vet and my dog Teddy has a neurological issue, and this made me feel better. Thank you for everything.
@shawntelluakeating4190 2 жыл бұрын
" No one gives 2 farts about ur toes boy put them awayyyyyy " had me deadddd💀💀💀💀💀
@merissamckinney9892 Жыл бұрын
I love how we were thinking the same thing for the frosted glass window 🤣
@Berry_offical1 Жыл бұрын
2:24 and ad played right when you said b*tch 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was the perfect moment thoughhhhh
@agnieszkamatusniak6845 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that she compliments us in every video is so nice. WE LOVE YOU ALL KRIS!!
@Br0ken._. Жыл бұрын
All 27 of her? 👁👄👁 Edit: I now realize this was from 1 year ago.
@iridescentamnity1036 2 жыл бұрын
Me: sits silently in my room at 1am watching Kris's tiktok reactions being very very quiet Also me: Starts choking on air because air does not supply when I laugh My parents: What in damn tarnation--
@farmtwins863 Жыл бұрын
The fact that kris brought back a forbidden memory of when I was in sixth grade someone pooped right in the middle of the seventh grade hallway and we all had to stay in our classroom and they never found out who did it but imagine being the kid to find it
@something_else22 Жыл бұрын
Me when Kris gives compliments: THanK YouuuU
@mikaaavvv 2 жыл бұрын
kris: don’t kick ur dogs or i’m going to kick u, u son of a- the ad: wHaT iF sMaRtpHoNeS wErE mOrE tHaN jUsT sMaRt
@sparkydarling3984 2 жыл бұрын
9:43- just a normal thing by now. This stuff happens every day at lunch at my school. Honestly you’d think there was a war starting.
@LunaBug5862 Жыл бұрын
Kris:”love your complexion today!” Me: *has worlds biggest pimple on face*
@jillian4128 Жыл бұрын
Kris: “don’t kick your dogs or I’ll kick you, yah sun of a-“ * KZfaq inserts and add *
@emmakate8811 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve personally had a really shitty last few weeks and Kris you make me feel so much better.
@lorettascott5477 Жыл бұрын
Omg me too in fact this whole month has been horrible and I am so glad I found Kris probably the only good thing that has happened to me! 😭 😫 😩 😪 🤧
@amandariso3021 2 жыл бұрын
5:24 nO-
@gayleyoung6625 Жыл бұрын
The way she fell and said (EVERYBODY DOWN🤣😂
@sadie.303 2 жыл бұрын
i've been getting really bad anxiety lately and you help make my day 10x better thank you so much kris
@MrDarkside2189 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for everything you have done over the past few years, Hope your hand get better very very soon, Plus you compliment us here's one for you (I'm not good at theses lol) Your have the most beautiful crystal blue eyes ever to be seen. Love you Kris
@hot.blonde.orphan.simp. 2 жыл бұрын
that’s actually a rlly good compliment
@MrDarkside2189 2 жыл бұрын
@@hot.blonde.orphan.simp. thank you it's about time Kris got the compliments for a change she lights everyone else's days up its about time she got them
@heartsforlanax Жыл бұрын
"a man that washes his a** is a man who can be in my life" - Kris
@Solomon_King_ Жыл бұрын
What I learned today. #1 "Go Balls Deep, don't think about it". 2# Get a Dino Tail, wear it while doing #1
@mosscore307 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that she appreciates each and every one of us 🥺 and I've been feeling so alone lately thank you Kris
@lover_2023_ 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always make me smile, no matter how bad my day is. I love her videos and can’t wait for the next one
@CiderSkull_Gecko Жыл бұрын
Kris is so chaotic that now I want to know where to get that dragon tail too.🤣😅
@i_love_u_9945 Жыл бұрын
Kris is always so funny, and she is just so real. btw, you’re eye makeup is beautiful today!
@amerinethorburn1124 2 жыл бұрын
Kris you are a ray of sunshine at the end of a long work day.🤣
@griffinf8469 2 жыл бұрын
I love your sense of humor!!!! You’re so funny and entertaining. I also want to point out that every outfit that you wear looks amazing on you!
@heavenhasbeenfound Жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA I LAUGHED PERFECTLY IN SYNC WITH THE LAW AND ORDER THEME
@Procrastination2787 Жыл бұрын
i hope you become a voice actor because in that little skit involving a club the reenactment was mwah perfect, chefs kiss
@bophadeeznutz 2 жыл бұрын
0:09 why was that so cute and funny at the same tmie?!?!?
@So1ome20 2 жыл бұрын
Time
@theirishmushroom9296 2 жыл бұрын
Cus she is kris
@ravenclawfairy3648 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for all the compliments, Kris ❤️ I had a really rough day today
@Tawny_frond24 2 жыл бұрын
I just had a tiring day
@lydiajohnson9636 Жыл бұрын
Kris: you looking very nice! Me: thx! I just got done crying!
@sidrat2009 Жыл бұрын
The ancient phones with cords on them. My nephew - "Was that for the battery?" bless him.
@plantbasedbean 2 жыл бұрын
9:36 the way she clicked off 🤣
@eleonora-04 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear your hand is doing better Kris!!! These videos make my day, especially since now I'm in recovery myself from an injury :) So really thank you for your content!
@the_greatest_war Жыл бұрын
I am recovering from an intense surgery
@the_greatest_war Жыл бұрын
Also, recovering from what?
@cottageskies Жыл бұрын
I love the chaotic adhd because same. Now on a mission for the tail 😂 finally someone in my level lol
@LailaTaylor-fp5wp 7 ай бұрын
I love when kris always complements us at the start of the video 👍
@Pinkdaliah82 2 жыл бұрын
Kris! I love your content; you always brighten my day 💗 ps. Your makeup looks AMAZING today! I hope your hand feels better soon
@Nothereanymoreeee 2 жыл бұрын
3:47 I've actually been to that haunted house twice! It's super fun and I will go again next October
@Tyzael Жыл бұрын
"F$!@ing Avocados" lmao
@sweeetestswitchblad3 Жыл бұрын
That squirrel made my day 😂
@JocelynLuvsU 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly kris is the only KZfaqr that makes my day better! She’s so beautiful inside and out
@sespana1223 2 жыл бұрын
OMAIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD Your hair, makeup, clothes.... EVERYTHING looks flawless and perfect like you. Thanks for giving us content like this and making our day better. Luv everything, but remember to take your time and LOVE yourself, Pete and Kevin 💕💙💕💙💕💙💕💙💕💙💕💙
@callmerafaelia Жыл бұрын
Kris: Your complexion is looking nice. Me: (Looking dead because i was crying not even 5 mins ago)
@joshuaroberts2763 Жыл бұрын
That milk carton video, I can honestly say I did that in elementary school and thank God I had a cool principal 🤣
@xevira 2 жыл бұрын
6:19 Whew. Glad you clarified that. I thought you were referring to the woman. Was about to tell you that human trafficking is a crime, and buying humans is illegal.
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