Ikr! Like bitch are you for real?! You did not just say that shit Beast lol 😂?!

At least not online like that new Belle anime movie coming out. The beast in that is a dragon man beast. 🐲

If I was Beauty, I would have planned my escape lmao 😂 the beast is so consistent with his wedding proposals.

Yeah, I’m surprised he didn’t do an about face and call her all sorts of derogatory names while telling her she’s ugly anyway. I’m not sure what’s worse-fuckboys or self-proclaimed “Nice Guy” types. Both groups are utter abominations that badly need to go extinct. Vile creatures.

A real “gentlemen”

THRILL as they exchange terrible, short-sighted business advice! WEEP as they exchange banal anecdotes about their [loveless] marriage! SWOON as they ride out - only one has the ability to ride a horse correctly, but who can it be?!

Maria's father isn't invited

Note that just because they're extraordinary doesn't mean they're good at anything.

Hang on! What about the town mayor from Christmas Tree? He basically IS the original Old Man, or at least a cousin or something.

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer yah he’s a cousin which means you never mention them except for one episode

That's so damn perfect 🤣 if that had happened to me I would have been wheezing

@@Passions5555 It reminds me when my siblings watched TV with our father years ago and it was their bedtime, so dad told them to go to sleep and when they stood up for leaving the room, it came a voice from the Television: "Don't go anywhere!" They bursted into laughter to that. It was just perfect timing.

For me i had an ad play “how to make Ice Cream Cake” after the beast died. 😰😋

The Beast sent that ad. Try adblock, buddy. It's free.

@@vernyulkisasszony4708 Sometimes I had moments like this, we talk while watching television and one sentence in the show matches our talk.

And Hercules from the Jetlag movie came and killed all their farm stock!

He HURRRRRRRLED his thunderbolt

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *burns the home to the ground in minutes*

@@Predator20357 Golly Gosh

@@gargoyles9999 My Word!

HEEEEEEEEEE

@@coyotefever105 I can almost hear the Thundercats summon call parody...

"Let me talk to you about the Useless Initiative."

I like to recruit you to The Oldmangers. HEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

"Old Men.......assemble. *HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"*

He would do that even more if he opened a door for her

"Ignore the fact that I imprisoned you in my castle, attacked your brothers, and haven't even attempted to empathize or form any meaningful relationship with you."

@@Nintendotron64 Ah, true love. Ha! I like your username. Makes me hopeful that someday my Nintendo 64 will reveal itself to be a Transformer.

Even Gaston wasn't this persistent

@@SaiOkami777 well to be fair, Bell basically shoved his ass to the ground when he asked for a marriage, which this girl should probably do to this “nice beast”

God: Here’s a sign yah sinful pricks

Next Mutation: Wiener Lord Beauty and Beast: Wiener Daughter Illuminati confirmed

"OH COME ON!!" cracked me up

Ja Rule??????

@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 It's a famous saying in latin. "I came. I saw. I conquered. often attributed to Julius Caesar for his military victory .

@@sakunaruful I know, I just wanted to randomly mention Ja Rule, hoping they do half past dead

Ruby-Spears isn't exactly obscure if you grew up in the '80s and '90s.

I mean, Ruby Spears was a major competitor of Hanna-Barbera back in the day

Which is odd considering he wasn't invited

@@fightingmedialounge519 True, hence why the original version (or at least the oldest version we know) had the guy only take the stuff that was explicitly left out for him. At least until he decided that "hey I haven't seen anyone so might as well start picking flowers". Also depending on the species roses could be really expensive, so the Beast is kind of justified in being pissed.

@@nomisunrider6472 I'm more so referring to the fact that nothing really indicates that the food left out was specifically for beauty's father(like a note addressing him by name, or some sort magical speaker telling him he could have the food when he came in). Also with Roses being so expensive, you would think the beast would keep a closer eye on them when strangers come by.

Or stealing there video game councils phone and computer

But what goes better with cookies than a comfy set of furniture? 😉

Tell me Will...

Worked for Edward.

Ymir Fritz: I see nothing wrong with that, just look at me and my “loving” husband King Fritz.

Disney one at least had Belle snap back at beast and all, The most I can see of Stockholm Syndrome is when Beast showed her the library. Hell she even was going to leave if it weren’t for the wolves. This movie had chewies loser cousin and his dream ghost harassing Beauty for months

If I had a nickel for every "Belle has Stockholm Syndrome!" take for the Disney version I'd be a rich woman. It's not even true and has been debunked multiple times.

@@theangryholmesian4556 If you look at the most basic summary of the Disney then they might see Stockholm syndrome. Of course this is the most basic one that skips details of everything

@Simple Weirdo yeah 😅 um I don’t understand what Stockholm syndrome is

Same

Phelous needs to make at least one special about the Fathers.

That is an idea I've had but not sure how I want to go about putting it together.

@@phelous You'll figure something out eventually. Maybe next year.

Or, alternatively: The Bachelorette: Old useless single fathers edition.

Well when you put it that way..

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin pros: no dishes to clean!

...why am I getting Edward Cullen vibes all of a sudden...?

@@Chimerism101 I understand why

​@@yumkas Cons: she'd have to clean his litter box.

I’d totally watch that.

Ooh, a fantastic take you've got there! The closest I've seen to that being done is through the French-German 2014 live-action version. The Beast *does* ask the merchant whom he stole the rose for, but after being told it was for Belle, he merely states that he will allow the merchant to go home and say good-bye to his family before he is to return for his punishment. Admirably, the merchant snaps that he'll never come back, and as a result, the Beast threatens that he must do so or he will hunt down & destroy his family, promising to save Belle, his obvious favorite, for last. So yeah, no requested daughter exchange. Belle goes in her father's place on her own terms (to which her family tries to stop her from doing), and though the Beast attempts to charm her after she arrives, she obviously wasn't expected so he doesn't handle it very well. He has lingering hope that she might break the spell, but at the same time, he tries to keep her from loving him naturally due to a tragic backstory that steadily gets revealed.

Why didn't no one made this!?

Maybe we could expand upon this. Maybe Beauty was *also* being sarcastic when she suggested her father bring her back a rose in the middle of winter, and her father's just really bad at recognizing sarcasm.

Have you read Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley? Wait, your daughter can fix roses?! Get her ass over here to fix this mess you made!!

He sacrificed himself for us.

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 indeed he does.

A BETA cartoon. He also had to get a beta player/recorder

@@genera1013 which I found, when I tried, to be ab impossible task.......at least getting one in reasonable condition.......

@@genera1013 Oh no, BETA.

We should really give thanks *every day* for the creative minds that were working at Disney in 1990. Not only is this terrible character motivation, but it's BORING AS HELL.

The beast was like this in the original fairy tale? Damn, i thought he would have an interesting character

@@OliverRaj I've been reading old fairy tales lately and the majority of all the characters in a story are pretty dull and flat. The most interesting thing about the stories are all the crazy things that happen _to_ the characters, and the tasks they often have to accomplish.

@@stephaniewozny3852 You're right. I wonder if it's the kind of thing where the truly interesting part of such stories came with the charisma of the storyteller. "It's all in the execution".

@@stephaniewozny3852 oh

Her dad doesn't even get sick this time.

Hell, Hermione and the CGI Beast had more chemistry than this crap.

Beauty and the Bird

Could've been more like the Chinese Parrot story from the Britannica series.

Only the brothers do. The sisters never seem to.

@@Passions5555 2 out of 4 ain't bad

That'd be hilarious if Phelan took his top off to reveal muscle mass instead of fat.

If they're not gonna get an actual comeuppance, then that bit will do. LOL

@@smb-c3po uhhhhhhh

God truly hates the Beauty's.

Old man: looks like you're all wet, you're completely useless now New old man: my house was struck by lightning you idiot!!!

Reminds me of the old man version

Hello fellow goth nerd!

@@brunobucciaratiswife alright mate?

Hey I found ur comment for once lol

It's funny how neither Beauty or Old Man ever acknowledge that her siblings are usually assholes in these adaptations.

At least they tried

@@ClaudetteVioletta yep🤣

Yeah once then fuck it

Yeah on one hand I feel bad for laughing but omg😂

To be fair, that was his stipulation in the Disney movie.

It's like the kid in the backseat of a car, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

@@beloveddagger2892 yea really.😆

"Dear Diary... True love... Accomplished."

Yeah, thank god the Disney version actually added and removed things to make the story more likable. the evil siblings were thankfully replaced with Gaston (its very odd that out of everyone in Beauty's family, she's the only one that isn't greedy) and the Beast dying in a fight rather than from lonliness or grief (or in the bevanfield version, dying because he got guests that aren't Beauty).

@@Dekomata The other nice thing about the Disney one is that fight. Sure, you could argue that the story didn't NEED a villain, but Gaston is a great antagonist. When Gaston goes to fight the Beast, he takes advantage of how miserable and vulnerable he is. Beast is just clutching his rose, knowing his time is running out to undo the spell, but he doesn't try to fight back once. He's given up. But when he sees Belle come back to the castle, it gives him the will to fight back. So Belle coming back does save the Beast from dying. Just like the original story, but done in a more subtle way.

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that!

I swear I was waiting for him to make a Chewy joke!

This is why Chewie doesn’t speak, his loser cousin is this guy

He must've gotten lost on the way to celebrating Life Day.

More so an incel.

Oh honey, he hasn't even reviewed the English-dubbed Russian film featuring Tim Curry as the Beast yet, so trust me, there's still *plenty* more to choose from. 😎😉 (Granted, it's technically not a bootleg, it was part of a limited series shown on PBS, but you know what I mean).

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose wait....Tim Curry did one of these??? THAT I gotta see!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I honestly wonder if he will go over the russian one.... maybe not one because that one is actually... Good.

@@MoonPhantom Idk whether or not you saw my previous reply, but there IS an English dub of it with Tim Curry voicing the Beast (who I honestly prefer because he gives the Beast a better sense of personality and emotional depth). You're right though, it's quite good overall, but it's not without some silliness. Particularly the fact that he dies from Nastenka/Anastasia not returning the same day she left (and according to Wikipedia, like GoodTimes, it was due to loneliness).

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Yeah. That one is strange. But there are a lot of things in it I really like which you don't see anywhere else. I like that the father do NOT just give up his daughter to the beast. She's the one who sneaks in and steals the magic ring taking her fathers place and her father is all like. "Nooooo!" I like that this is a one of the kind unique magic flower, not a common rose, making the beasts fury much more understandable... You oddly enough only see that in the Disney movie. I like that there is a true empathize of the emptiness and loneliness of the beasts castle making us sympathise with him way more and we see he doesn't really keep Beauty there to break his curse, he doesn't even seem to know that's possible. But only because... Living in complete isolation like that for god knows how long is its own torture. I took a lot of inspiration from this movie in particular when writing my own Beauty and the beast story. That and funny enough... Dark Shadows. I liked the idea of the Prince's mistress becoming furious when he rejects her and THAT'S where the curse is from. And then SHE becomes the overall villain, even in afterlife keeping him in what is essential a cage with a "If I can't have him, no one can." mentality. So yeah, that's how I managed to make a villain who wasn't our traditional Gaston character in a beauty and the beast story. But actually the person who cast the curse in the first place and is now a supernatural ghost who just wont get away and whisper things to him when she deems he is being led astray.

And that's how Skynet happened, kids...

How many are left?

I wonder if he ever gets to reviewing the Soviet version it has arguably the most emo version of the Beast

the grand finale should be a review of the disney versions. just say screw you to the disney lawyers xD

@@MrXemnas1992 I mean he could probably do it without using the music, and have mostly pictures instead of clips.

I like how it seems to set in the 16th century, at least that is what it seems at a cursory glance at their attire.

Or a Goomba Warthog.

I wouldn't, if I were that Old Man and had Old Man-morality; I mean, there's a lot of potential for insurance fraud, here...

And let him get struck by lightning as well.

Wow

And that crappy mega man cartoon in the 90s And some show called Thundaar the Barbarian that has some sort of cult following

@@thejman5683 I kinda 90s Mega Man cartoon. Not great but there is something like the glorious meme of it.

@@thejman5683 Eh, Mega Man was crappy. It wasn't great but for a show based on the game, it's one of the more faithful ones that pretty much had to work with what the first five games said with some changes.

@@dnmstarsi TBH I only heard Mixed things about it, I used to be an avid Megaman fan around 2009. (Don't Ask) And I later found out about Megaman's...... lesser good stuff, Mainly the Rube Spears cartoon and................................ Captain N, (I'm still kind of embarrassed that I first heard of Castlevania because of that show)

Yeah, the story hasn't aged well.

yeah...I mean the most popular version the Madame Le Prince de Boumont one, or the Charles Perrault one were like 17th and 18th century. And in one of them, I belive the Boumont one the Beast wasn't asking Beauty to marry. She already was his fiance, when she arrived. because he asked her father to give her to him as a bride. Which like...makes sense for tale written or collected in 1600 and 1700's. I mean marriage being a business deal or political matter and being done by father or brothers with the groom was a standard. Also it wasn't like women at the time, especially women born to wealth had many other options THAN marrying well. Anyhow what Beast WAS asking of Beauty was to sleep with him, and that's what she's been refusing. Now, the adaptations are in most part directed at kids so obv this version is out of the question...and like nowadays it would be even creepier. But, again 17th and 18th century readers would probably find Beast leaving his lawful bride alone and sleeping in different chambers and considering her wants, pretty progressive and kind of him. Plus, Beauty and her family were bunkrupt while Beast was rich and living in a castle, so of noble birth. So he was willing to marry a girl whose father couldn't provide a dowry for her. On the contrary HE was the one giving the father riches. So he was even ADDING expenses to what already was a mesaliance.

Even though Joe Ruby and Ken Spears created it, Scooby-Doo is Hanna-Barbera, not Ruby-Spears. Ruby-Spears wasn't founded until 8 years later.

@@BloodrealmX Yes I know, but the case still stands, given that the art style is pretty similar to that of Scooby Doo and other cartoons like it, it wouldn't be too hard to imagine the Mystery Gang suddenly appearing out of nowhere in this "movie".

Pull off what turns out to be a Beast mask, I guess...

@@markiangooley It's the prince this whole time! He would've gotten Beauty to marry him if it weren't for those meddling kids.

@@brianlevine871 and their dog.

Actually...I'm pretty winded...so I guess you've escaped my anger

@@hopemueller2658 I love that line so much 🤣🤣

Worse than you think really. In many of the videos by Phelous, it's not even just the various Beasts or even the Ghosts from the Golden Films version. Clara in the Good Times version shows up to remind Beauty of the loneliness meter and chides her for not checking in with the guy who threatened her father for a minor offense. Or the Bevanfield one where Clara's counterpart greets the father but doesn't think to tell him that rose picking is punishable by death. Either idiocy, planning to set up the Beast with Beauty (or both). So it's like Beauty even before her father entered the equation is responsible for the Prince's wellbeing already. Likely cause of the older times when women were suppose to only be there to support their father or lover.

Beauty and Killing the Beast.

Woah, thats amazing!

Along with Aladdin, favorite novel the Huncback, and favorite BIO Anastasia

Indeed

@@ClaudetteVioletta Don't you mean All-Adin?

Now, now we all know that his favorite fairy tale is Wabuu.

Beauty and the Beast is actually how I found Phelous in the first place. Every time he finds a new one, it's like some kind of nostalgia for me.

Shang Tsung: DAMN YOUUUUU!

Quan Chi: Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SPOILER ALERT Reiko: At least *I* got be in the new movie. Shao Kahn: AAAUUUGH!!!

Well, now, I'm sure if you search the right fanfic category, you are probably going to find a werewolf Henry VIII. But it will most certainly be nsfw.

oh yeah but if it was Hanna Barberra version...

@@edisonlima4647 Rule 34!

Now I want the beast to sing “I’m Hen-er-y the Eighth, I am, I am…”

Exactly. That take is old and debunked anyways.

Absolutely true

Not really debulend do to the fact that is more based in interpretation. Argued against sure.

@@fightingmedialounge519 um debunked = fact, mate

@@gracekim25 never said it didn't buddy boy.

How the F*ck is America's caveman Vincent?!

I’m amazed that Allison hasn’t yet! Linda Hamilton really did look beautiful in it. Flawed but fun show.

Definitely a joint Allison-Phelan review would be worthwhile…

Ruby-Spears DID do a video game based cartoon however, Saturday Supercade, which had cartoons based off multiple games.

Well like, Ruby and Spears worked for Hanna-Barbera, right? So close enough.

To be fair the animation style of Hanna-Barbera and Ruby-Spears are quite similar, so it's not hard to make that mistake.

@@BagOfMagicFood Yup. In fact, they were the original creators of Scooby Doo!

In think another online critic said Ruby-Spears might as well be called “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Hanna Barbara”

It's ok I forget too sometimes 😅

No one did but Phelous found a way to give us this gift.

🎵 Daughter Beauty…

📼agreed

Half?! just half?!?

Ooooh Teela you and your hatred of Orko

🤣

Needs a voice cameo from Mike Jeavons

I'm dying!!

Maybe Roll is the Beauty

It's Gaston! *DA-DAAAAAA!*

"Now Ive got Beauty's Power!" - Megaman, shortly before getting wet.

But what about Hermione's robotic singing voice?

Gaston Ass DUH-DUUUUH

Yeah, I do at least like the Tudor/Angoulême costumes. It gives it a very distinctive and unified look even the Disney version doesn't have.

Top 10 anime rivalries.

That was Goodtimes, not Golden Films.

@@gallibon1319 Ah., thank you. I get those confused all the time!

It was one of the most hilarious Phelous interventions

So two things came before that probably weren’t memorable or remembered by anyone alive today 😅 alright then🤷‍♀️

@@gracekim25 hey if it happened,it happened.

Honestly, you're not too far off there. After all, there exists not one, but THREE versions of Russia's BATB take, The Scarlet Flower. Their animated film from the 50's, a live-action version they made in the 70's, and an English dub of said animated film from the 90's featuring Tim Curry as the Beast. 😅

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose there’s also a modern day adaption of the Story “Beastly”. And in the movie version of that book the “beast” is literally just a punk teen with a shaved head and tattoos.

@@brandonlyon730 Ugh I know, don't remind me. I thought it was alright as a kid, but as an adult with a renewed love of the fairytale, it's just embarrassing. Especially when you take into account the fact that in the book it was based on, Kyle actually DID turn into man-imal.

@@brandonlyon730 The book by Alex Flinn is good. The movie is forgettable despite having a good cast.

Not as much as A Christmas Carol

I could see him as one of the best underrated YT reviewers. He manages to make the dead-pan deliveries work while doing the silly voices and even making a couple of them surprisingly popular.

@@dnmstarsi While Phelous is easily among my favorites, I don't know if being prominent enough a figure to warrant having a check mark next to your name lets you qualify for "underrated" status.

@@PopfulFrost It's subjective, dude. There's points to make him underrated.

@@dnmstarsi Fair enough.

Doesn't seem like watchmojos style.

There's soon to be another one for Phelan to d o a stoned review of.

@the hevy To take a hit of his bong.

Didn't we already have that, with the Nippon Animation film?

@@TommyDeonauthsArchives I wish AdBlock existed on everything instead of just computers.

There also exists an anime Little Mermaid as well since the 1970’s. It even includes the original stories ending

Yep. It helps make tearing these pieces of shit apart all the more enjoyable when he's able to find out what the hell happened behind the scenes. As well as point out the various people we've heard in the past and present doing these shitty movies because they need money understandably.