Pirate DVD Showcase 2

Pirate DVD Showcase 2 | Ashens

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6 жыл бұрын

Pirate DVD horror returns back again! Stuart and Alec dissect some bootleg media featuring Star Wars, Batman, Little, Tom Hanks and some Bruce Willis film we'd never heard of.

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@BFNgaming2024 6 жыл бұрын

As a child, my father got me a pirate copy of the film 'Cars' when it came out in 2006, from his dodgy Chinese friend. Basically, some guy had shot it on a camcorder in the back of the cinema. I know this, because halfway through, there was an announcement to say that someone's lost child had been found and was at the reception, and then some lady got up, and her silhouette crossed the screen. Just before the race at the end, the video stopped, and there was a panicked rustling as the guy got caught filming and was presumably thrown out of the cinema....

@TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 жыл бұрын

And they didn't take the camera? WHY?!

@simontatton5424 2 жыл бұрын

I think I remember this exact rip. I thought it was just me

@tiagosp Жыл бұрын

That's the common TRB of Cars, it's a telesync.

@mrscruffles801 Жыл бұрын

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer Well the theater probably didn't have the authority to take it

@DOSRetroGamer Жыл бұрын

A cinema cannot confuscate a camera. They'd have to call the cops and probably didn't want to bother.

@douglaskalberg8899 6 жыл бұрын

Love the Batman review on the back. "It's really not that good, but I guess it does bring you a few hours closer to death."

@Silver_wind_1987_ 4 жыл бұрын

And the Batman game....makes the batmobile drive like a tank...

@ignaciocue 3 жыл бұрын

No, that's a pessimistic and cynical rephrasing of the review.

@BecauseBecause 6 жыл бұрын

Upon producing the 10 in 1 Bluray menu, the creator was careful to use some royalty free music. "I can't use licensed music, that's just morally wrong!" they thought, as they burned 9 films on to the disc. (I'm guessing it's royalty free, anyway. Surely??)

@samdinnan3351 4 жыл бұрын

Although repetitive at times, this video did provide a few minutes of fun.

@vjpearce 6 жыл бұрын

I had a pirate copy of the Lion king once on VHS and it was recorded in the cinema and when Simba calls out for his dad after stampede passed a person in the audience shouted "Yes?" That had me howling.

@BenCol 4 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is Stusrl Uttle was later falsely arrested when an arrest warrant for Stusrl Tuttle got misprinted due to a fly falling into the machine.

@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын

Damn that flying machine!

@kingfield99 4 ай бұрын

I understood that reference.

@Whoa802 4 ай бұрын

Brazil, great movie.

@codeman38 6 жыл бұрын

Somewhat amusingly in hindsight, the New Hope bootleggers decided to add a fake copyright notice for Buena Vista -- also known as Disney's distribution label.

@wadmodderschalton5763 3 жыл бұрын

Heck, even the bootleg LaserDisc rips on bootleg DVDs were worst quality than the 2006 GOUT DVD. (2:40)

@TheMariostarr 9 ай бұрын

Even more amusingly in hindsight, they put E-Wings on the front cover, which are now actually in a modern piece of Star Wars media, being briefly featured in Ahsoka.

@wylwrk6884 6 жыл бұрын

Stewart Uttle 3: Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape

@jakespacepiratee3740 6 жыл бұрын

*Strange Shape* ;)

@MarlonBitoy 6 жыл бұрын

Paul Accuardi “Antonio Stella bottom tile”

@jakespacepiratee3740 6 жыл бұрын

When Ashens read that, his *funny laughter keys* activated.

@mrskillen1919 4 жыл бұрын

*Stranger* Shape

@yerabbit6333 5 жыл бұрын

i remember buying a shrinkwrapped bootleg set of "the complete monty python's flying circus". 4 of the discs at the back of the box were missing, and one disc was a chinese copy of GET CARTER.

@DOSRetroGamer Жыл бұрын

Doesn't sound very complete

@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын

They could have made _The Incomplete_ a selling point, really...

@CYPH3RsD0M41N 6 жыл бұрын

I used to own a pirated version of The Prisoner of Azkaban. It did feature the movie in 720p, however, the intro to the movie + the menu display The Polar Express instead.

@tncorgi92 6 жыл бұрын

I would pay to see a mashup of those. Harry boards the train to Hogwarts and ends up at the North Pole. Tom Hanks plays Sirius Black.

@jackieelizabeth8614 6 жыл бұрын

Mudzi perfect

@melquiadeez 6 жыл бұрын

I have that too, it came in a box set and that is the only movie of 6 that is fucked up

@JulesNekro 3 жыл бұрын

I had one that froze once that woman blew up and the brightness was too high

@danielsrandomchannel1472 3 жыл бұрын

@@tncorgi92 and it must be in Motion Capture throughout the whole film.

@timdavies90 6 жыл бұрын

I like how after Christopher Walkens name is mentioned the text suddenly starts talking like him.

@SlowMotionAtomicBomb 6 жыл бұрын

Pack your bogs, time to answer STUART UTTLE 3: ANTONIO STELLA BOTTOM-TILE.

@DoctorKosher1978 6 жыл бұрын

Featuring a cameo appearance by Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai and Nicholas Marty.

@danforbes3573 6 жыл бұрын

Who both play an instrument that has a wonderful sound,but strange shape.

@KirbyMario12345_939 6 жыл бұрын

Don't change channels yet! Instead, press your Act or Talk Like a Fool Key and watch this film!

@contentcreatorman 6 жыл бұрын

Join Stusrl Uttle as they try to build the future small child star!

@jakespacepiratee3740 6 жыл бұрын

Then, the franchise is bought by Disney and they make a new trilogy, the latest being *Stsursl Uttle 3: The last Bottom Tile*

@beesha6209 6 жыл бұрын

"Angriff der Klonkrieger" actually translates to "attack of the clone fighters" rather than attack of the clones and it is the legit German title. I love it when Ashens tries to pronounce German phrases!

@M-Star1003 Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure "Angriff der Klonkrieger" would actually translate to "Attack of the Clone Warriors"... I'm just saying...

@beesha6209 Жыл бұрын

@@M-Star1003 Yes, you are correct. I commented this 5 years ago, I don't think the word "warrior" was in my vocabulary back then. But fighter is not that far off.

@M-Star1003 Жыл бұрын

@@MattressStore-lu8py Not a tremendous amount, but it's still the more accurate translation.

@PACKERMAN2077 6 жыл бұрын

I had a rather convincing bootleg of Spy Kids 2 it was rated R for hardcore sex and violence on the back and had descriptions of two completely different movies there was also an odd white powder in the Box

@HunterCrawfordBrunomonk8 6 жыл бұрын

Spy Kids 2: Unrated

@CALIBA88 3 жыл бұрын

can i have the powder?

@mister_M. 3 жыл бұрын

@@CALIBA88 😂

@LeoFan93 6 жыл бұрын

Stuart Uttle: The new Stella Bottom Tile.

@conky7819 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck, what is that from? The violin video? I'll have to look that up.

@PsychicRadroach 6 жыл бұрын

i think you spelled "stusrl" incorrectly

@Bloeki123 6 жыл бұрын

"Everything is always fine" is the video title iirc

@Battledongus 6 жыл бұрын

Directed by gee plug poo melon nai.

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 6 жыл бұрын

Written by Nicholas Marty.

@PandaFromEast 6 жыл бұрын

"This game contains no bosses at all" Of course that's true because it's a damn movie

@Daftanemone 6 жыл бұрын

Tell me lies Todd

@patrickkapek4655 6 жыл бұрын

Tell me sweet little lies XD

@cameronfox4401 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks officer Howard

6 жыл бұрын

The FMV cut scenes are cool but it has very little gameplay.

@Infernape7890 6 жыл бұрын

Natural Mystic I'd love to buy such an apple.

@teshiku1249 4 жыл бұрын

I once had a pirated dvd of cars that when you put it in for a second you could see a grown man dressed as lighting McQueen and then it was just a cam footage of cars for around 2-3 minutes then it played the whole movie in HD. Had no clue and just put it in a place where no one could find it except me, For some reason I collected cars dvds when I was younger

@teshiku1249 3 жыл бұрын

@Brian Hebert carboot sale, they said that it wasn’t great quality but I was very young

@DaraM73 6 жыл бұрын

I once had a bootleg dvd of Empire Strikes Back, hilariously titled, “Backlash of the West”.

@melquiadeez 6 жыл бұрын

I had a pirated Stewart little DVD and when you played it, it was a strange porno. That was a weird and enlightening day as a 9 year old

@5roundsrapid263 6 жыл бұрын

Just Monika I bet the male lead wasn’t Stuart or little...

@devonholden1787 5 жыл бұрын

@@5roundsrapid263 *Bah Dum Tiss*

@SlyHikari03 3 жыл бұрын

I remember someone that owned a Stuart little dvd that had Spanish audio and Chinese subtitles. To make it even more ridiculous

@JeskidoYT 6 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for 2020 for Part 3

@GhostlyDilemma 5 жыл бұрын

didn't have to wait that long :P

@HelloThereUniverse 5 жыл бұрын

Waiting for part 4 now!

@15-Peter-20 5 жыл бұрын

Nearly there

@speedyspeeds 3 жыл бұрын

2020 sucks go back!

@peterjf7723 5 жыл бұрын

When visiting my sister in law she bought some DVDs to us to watch, one was a new film that had only just started showing at cinemas and not yet officially released on DVD. I was expecting a crappy cam job filmed in a cinema but it was really good quality, there were occasional lines of text across the top saying 'preview copy - not for release'. At the end there were no credits, just the music and a screen blank apart from a line of text saying 'credits go here'.

@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 Жыл бұрын

Do you remember what film it was?

@OrangeYTT 5 ай бұрын

You were watching a Screener copy. Usually sent to film awards judges for nominations before the film is released on DVD/Bluray.

@pajamapantsjack5874 6 жыл бұрын

A sequel to one of my favorite videos of yours."turning him into Stephens" still cracks my shit up

@jakespacepiratee3740 Жыл бұрын

Stusrl Uttle!

@pauliejay4161 6 жыл бұрын

Love the bootleg stuff. I once saw a Spiderman t-shirt that said "the Amazing of Spider".

@gridline 6 жыл бұрын

Finally, Episope II is here

@bucwhovian8305 6 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else like not understand why people watch "cam" versions of films at all? Like you watch films to be entertained, it's not something you actually have to do. It's not like buying a low quality car because you need to get to work, or a cheap phone because you need to be able to call people. No one is ever in a situation where they achually need to have seen a film. If you are watching a film at all it's because you want a bit of entertainment, so why would you not want it to be the best quality?

@dujuan9646 6 жыл бұрын

Buc Whovian exactly, I'll just wait for dvd release. Maybe they can't wait to see the movie.

@valen9835 6 жыл бұрын

Attack of bad english

@theaces3697 5 жыл бұрын

i understand and can explain it, in the uk at least the cinema is very expensive for what it is, and with the quality of movies being hit and miss people dont want to pay for what will end up being a shit film, what i do is i watch it online as cam (cam quality can be really good most cams are 1080p and some are even 4k) and if i enjoy the movie i will go to the cinema to see it in Imax if its worth that, i did it with infinity war as i was let down by the string of shitty marvel movies before but, infinity war was good so i went to see it properly

@jime386 6 жыл бұрын

Good thing you packed a bog if you must answer the call of the wild

@zwz.zdenek 6 жыл бұрын

What if I'm a cat and I like it dry?

@davidroberts5250 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@RigbyIsTheMan 6 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for *Stuart Uttle 4: Escape to Africa*

@natsume-hime2473 5 жыл бұрын

"The true story of a real fake." Is the actual tagline for Catch Me if You Can. So at least they got that right.

@ZakRas 6 жыл бұрын

Broken English read by Stusursel Oshen will never not be funny.

@CosmicKangaroo 6 жыл бұрын

***Stusursel Orshen

@sixgunsam79 6 жыл бұрын

streusel?

@Yrenne 6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the violin video lol

@MforMovesets 6 жыл бұрын

Better English than opinions in this video.

@Zephieish 6 жыл бұрын

Stondsbsel oblong

@pabond008 6 жыл бұрын

Ironically, that "ET" bust on the Terminator cover looks like the skeleton from that furby-like ET doll Ashens once smashed to bits

@jakepelletier2955 6 жыл бұрын

PeterJames oh god, the nightmares that thing gave me

@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585 6 жыл бұрын

I recently found a bootleg of season of salior moon spelled Sail Or Moon Season 001.

@AlpakaWhacker 6 жыл бұрын

But what if someone wants to Sail And Moon? Can a person not do both anymore XD

@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585 6 жыл бұрын

AlpakaWhacker no. They dont deserve to lol

@LWolf12 6 жыл бұрын

Hmm, I might take moon, depends on what kind of sail it is.

@Fuzy2K 6 жыл бұрын

You can't have your sail and moon it too. (oh wait...)

@Clayt17 6 жыл бұрын

At least they future proofed it by giving us the space for at least 999 seasons.

@lazognalazogna7083 6 жыл бұрын

"STUART UTTLE 3" = someone (who doesn't use the english alphabet much) copied "STUART LITTLE 3" from a screen onto a piece of paper and mistook "LI" for the single character "U" when typing up the film description for the DVD insert. That's my best guess anyway...fascinating.

@BrokenCircus 6 жыл бұрын

That doesn't explain the Stusrl bit, though

@lazognalazogna7083 6 жыл бұрын

That's nearly a paragraph later, by then the drugs had kicked in and the author had a minor seizure

@GlassesnMouthplates 6 жыл бұрын

I have a felling they're using OCR or any of those softwares meant to transcribe rasterized pdf files or scanned images of the actual dvd covers. I've used one before to scan a magazine article sent by a client to be republished into his book. The result was, lots of letters went missing or disfigured into another alphabet, so I had to retype everything.

@TR1PLE_6 6 жыл бұрын

I hope they didn't get hold of the CLINT EASTWOOD collection.

@cakeisamadeupdrug6134 6 жыл бұрын

Ba dke rning ma kes fo ols of usal l.

@Stettafire 6 жыл бұрын

Wait... When I was a kid we had phantom menace on video. I remember it being super blurry, but I thought it was normal? Now as an adult I realise that it must have been a pirate copy :O My grandma once gave me a Stuart Little 3 DVD. 'But it's Stuart Little!' she said, 'You like Stuart Little.' I tried, in the politest possible way, to explain that the original two films were not animated, they were live action and CGI. She looked rather shocked. 'But kids films are animated!' :/

@jakespacepiratee3740 6 жыл бұрын

She must not be very in tune with the times..

@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын

Show her a double bill of South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut followed up by Urotsukidoji, see how she feels after that.

@jacksonpercy8044 3 жыл бұрын

Did your grandma somehow not know about Betty Boop?

@SakurauchiLily 6 жыл бұрын

The new hop: A dance that Darth Vader has invented, and that's taking the galaxy by storm!

@wadmodderschalton5763 Жыл бұрын

The New Hope, it's the same as the A New Hope 2006 GOUT DVD but even lower-budgeted. (2:40)

@stephen3164 6 жыл бұрын

Someone risked jail time by pirating Stuart Little 3. Just think about that for a moment. They had thousands of movies to choose to copy, and they said "this one!". Also, I think all 10 of those movies on that one dvd are on Netflix. Probably an easy source to grab movies to pirate.

@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they should go to jail for their lack of taste rather than piracy

@ignaciocue 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHutchy01 Saying someone should be in jail on subjective grounds? We don't live in a fascist society, you know.

@jek__ 3 жыл бұрын

@@ignaciocue Do we not? lol. People are all out these days commanding others on how to live their own lives, one wouldn't be unreasonable to conclude that we did live in a fascist society

@richardvlasek2445 Жыл бұрын

@@jek__ politics understander

@parasatc8183 5 ай бұрын

I had Stuart Little 3 on a pirate DVD with Stuart Little and Stuart Little 2. Most of the pirated DVDs (which I now know to be pirated in retrospect) that my family bought were these X-in-1 sorts and it would make sense to pirate the film if you wanted to sell a pirated Stuart Little collection DVD. The DVD I had came with other films that weren't Stuart Little-related though.

@Afrieal 6 жыл бұрын

Oh gods, the shot of the menu for The Prince gave me flashbacks from those bad old days of filmstrips with tapes from school days. Yes I am older than dirt.

@tncorgi92 6 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one.

@Stylemaster911 6 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I haven't burst out laughing until it hurt watching an Ashens vid since the fucking Violin

@VinchVolt 6 жыл бұрын

Ah, Catch Me if You Can, a surprisingly good movie that I probably never would've seen or even heard about until now had it not been for me glimpsing an airing of it on TBS one afternoon and deciding to rent it from Netflix. Seriously, it's a really good movie; I highly recommend watching it if you haven't seen it already.

@Takimeko 5 ай бұрын

But does it feel like one of Frank's pilot without substance?

@KirbyMario12345_939 5 жыл бұрын

Frederick Knott was an English playwright and screenwriter that died 17 December 2002, roughly a week before the theatrical release of Catch Me If You Can.

@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew 5 жыл бұрын

Stuart Uttle 3: Bought it for son as he request.

@perciusmandate 6 жыл бұрын

Wow. "Catch Me if You Can", a Spielberg film, starring two of the highest billing actors in Hollywood, that has a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and they pick one of the 4% of reviewers that was lukewarm about it to feature on the back of their bootleg.

@bloodrunsclear 6 жыл бұрын

I love it when bootleggers use bad reviews on their DVDs

@polishenglish8356 6 жыл бұрын

I admire Stuart for the ability to read all that nonsense with a straight face :D

@oz_jones 4 жыл бұрын

Well... almost straight.

@superwoody62 2 жыл бұрын

I like your picture

@15-Peter-20 2 жыл бұрын

👊

@AsymptoteInverse 2 жыл бұрын

He got a lot of practice keeping a straight face with Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.

@jaeger6919 6 жыл бұрын

The couch... *_I feel a disturbance_*

@rockncoop665 6 жыл бұрын

Syaqir Emeer you mean I feel a dirstibence in the force

@NetNerdy 6 жыл бұрын

Office Couch, not the Classic Home couch.

@Mahaveez 6 жыл бұрын

If you can't appreciate the creator's vision enough to appreciate the remastered couch even more than whatever the original version supposedly looked like back when anyone remembered that it existed, how can you call yourself a true fan?

@cursedkevin 6 жыл бұрын

Please review Toy Story 2 on PS1.

@mysticalb1tch 6 жыл бұрын

Syaqir Emeer I'm almost certain this is the couch at the UK KZfaq space

@gusbaker4u 6 жыл бұрын

My dream job is working in the packaging design department for bootleg DVDs

@tncorgi92 6 жыл бұрын

You'd have to work hard to turn them out any funnier than sheer ineptitude already does.

@Colt45hatchback 6 жыл бұрын

Woukdnt be thar hard, just calling anthracite big legged hieroglyphics on the road to someone elses mango, where te team discoverences a fortituded stall where all is bot what it seems.

@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын

Notmah Cuppatea Prefciton.

@odinsplaygrounds 6 жыл бұрын

I remember watching Blade 2 before it hit cinema... it was a blurry and dark mess, could barely tell what happened at all. We were like 14-15 at the time, and in the early 2000s, just the novelty of having watched a movie months before it hit cinema was so "cool"... even if in actuality it was a rubbish experience.

@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын

I have so many terrible old DivXes that I'm not sure what to do with any more... on the one hand they're painful to watch on anything larger than a small laptop screen from halfway across the room... on the other, replacing them all will be an expensive chore (the real standouts got legitimised a long time ago) and whilst the couple hundred gigs they consume once seemed like a humongous amount of space, it's worth buttons these days...

@milkapeismilky5464 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God I think I saw the exact same telesync mess! But at the time, I was just too excited to care.

@milkapeismilky5464 3 жыл бұрын

@@mspenrice I still have something like 500 burned movie DVDs. The title screens are whatever random crazy shit I decided to put on the disc, usually some completely unrelated steel image like homestar runner for the Lord of the rings trilogy. I was in a very serious accident and could not walk for a while. I spent an awful lot of time "reappropriating" digital content and burning it to DVDs with Nero. Good old Nero, every time I see that logo it makes me feel slightly dirty and guilty....

@superwoody62 2 жыл бұрын

I like your picture

@ATXVisions 6 жыл бұрын

These are the DVDs that you experience using white van speakers and projector setup.

@seangentry2943 6 жыл бұрын

I thought the name "Dickey Beer" off the back of that Terminator 3 case was surely a concoction of some foreign bootlegger but no, that's the real stunt coordinator for that film and many others. Learn something every day.

@SPEEDSTER7201 6 жыл бұрын

Ashens is easily one of the most consistent uploaders of the last decade. He sadly may never be able to buy a new sofa again.

@brianartillery 5 жыл бұрын

On the 1970's TV show 'Rutland Weekend Television', the producer for most of their 'shows' was someone called 'Al Foresoreskin'. Wouldn't look out of place on a fake DVD.

@uubrmanx 6 жыл бұрын

pack your bogs and load up the cmping gear, time to answer STUART UTTLE 3:CALL OF THE WILD E.B. White's original novel has been avenged!

@David315842 5 жыл бұрын

7:26 You're wrong there Alec because the film was...Sort of. Warner Bros. distributed the film in North America, while Columbia distributed it for the rest of the world.

@brianhebert6152 9 ай бұрын

Reminds me of how Titanic's rights are split between Paramount in the US and 20th Century Studios elsewhere.

@matthewrice4419 6 жыл бұрын

The Legend of Stusrl: Breath of the Wild

@jamiemarchant 6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@TheRealColBosch 6 жыл бұрын

As of this writing, 220 comments. 20 commenting on and joking about the video, 200 whinging on about the different couch. Jesus wept, people.

@romulusnuma116 6 жыл бұрын

TheRealColBosch over 100 of the coach comments are also jokes.

@tncorgi92 6 жыл бұрын

I'm enjoying them. Sofa, so good.

@m2db772 6 жыл бұрын

And 1 moaning about youtube comments.

@TheRealColBosch 6 жыл бұрын

That's me! Good job!

@WXdestroyer 6 жыл бұрын

*Stusrl Uttle*

@JackieTheBold 6 жыл бұрын

The New Hop

@dustyhyrax3488 6 жыл бұрын

Uttle? His name's Buttle. There must be some mistake.

@Da_King_o_yamom 6 жыл бұрын

*However, it gets under the surface of Frank’s drive to lose himself in other identities*

@jakespacepiratee3740 6 жыл бұрын

The bootleg form of Stuart Ashens, Stuart Uttle.

@andymadden8183 4 жыл бұрын

Stusrl Uttle: The New Hop.

@EnderTheDoggu 6 жыл бұрын

*_The couch changed_*

@jacobknowles3007 6 жыл бұрын

It’s the one in his office

@thomasjenkins7506 6 жыл бұрын

he always uses this couch with alec.

@ewancooper6498 6 жыл бұрын

Its a bootleg

@Leatherbubba 6 жыл бұрын

The world is changing...

@jonmahashintina 6 жыл бұрын

sure its not just your monitor?

@exakelgaming 6 жыл бұрын

the blurbs are like if someone wrote the text in english, translated it into Chinese and then translated it back into English.

@tncorgi92 6 жыл бұрын

After a bottle of sherry and a few hits of kratom.

@zwz.zdenek 6 жыл бұрын

Not even close. It's simply typed from a print by a Chinese person. I don't reckon you'd fare so well trying to type some Chinese text.

@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын

+EckZaKel That's probably exactly what's happened, at least for some of them. +zwz-zdenek ... I dunno, that seems like it'd be too much effort for yer typical bulk pirate. It's probably OCRed instead. They're very OCRish mistakes.

@Nytephyre 5 жыл бұрын

This one really makes me laugh. I keep returning to watch. I do hope you two continue to do these.

@Clay3613 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it too when they cracked up at the misspelling of Stuart Uttle.

@Seantendo 6 жыл бұрын

Change the channel name to "Uttles".

@ronen_khazin 6 жыл бұрын

I love that almost all the credits on the back of Catch Me If You Can are wrong.

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 2 жыл бұрын

12:57 Still a better watch than the Prince TV series on HBO.

@TheWoundedFoot 6 жыл бұрын

I was drinking a glass of wine while watching this and nearly did a spit take when Stuart said "Pack your bogs"".

@nathancarbo 6 жыл бұрын

Solar Temple whats so funny about bogs?

@TheRealLumpySpirit 6 жыл бұрын

Nathan Carbo It’s a british term for the toilet I believe. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

@jakespacepiratee3740 6 жыл бұрын

Porta-Pottys are horrible! So, its a good idea to pack your bogs!

@krashd 6 жыл бұрын

And we call those Portaloo's, we don't even hyphenate!

@TheCulturalBomb 6 жыл бұрын

Having to wait almost 3 years for a video sequel is so Ashens.

@thejdhe7681 6 жыл бұрын

Did you guys ever find the gamechild bootleg

@rammuploads 6 жыл бұрын

It's featured in the other Pirate DVD Showcase

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

Carl Howes I wonder if there's a pirated DVD version of Jesus, Bro! And Kickassia.

@Levleup 5 жыл бұрын

Carl Howes the actual dvd. Apparently what they found was a rip of the disk

@irtbmtind89 6 жыл бұрын

I think I downloaded that cam of Episode 2 in 2002 on my school's T1 line lol. IIRC most cams then were distributed as MPEG-1 VCD images. Video-8 tape put through multiple rounds of shitty lossy compression yo.

@ajtstvandmusicarchivechann1585 6 жыл бұрын

Natural Mystic you can still buy them in china. Brand mew films as well (official ones not bootlegs)

@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын

kxSVCD better though... (no, I'm not making that acronym up) ... quasi DVD resolution plus 2-pass variable bitrate encoding and a custom MPEG matrix. Get your movie onto just two, or if you're jammy even a single CDR, and still have it be fairly watchable. I used a flavour of it to cram Spirited Away onto a single 8cm mini CD once, without using MPEG-4... it was a touch blocky on the highest motion scenes, and was best viewed on a 14" CRT TV (which happened to be all I had at the time), but it worked... Modern chinese VCDs are a sort of variant of that, essentially half-rez DVD spec video recorded on CD instead... though the only reason to keep them going now is for people who never upgraded their SVCD players to DVD, as the blanks are about as much as each other and DVDs take hardly any longer to encode and burn vs how things were for us VCD experimenters 15+ years ago.

@milkapeismilky5464 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my God! VCD reminds me of SVCD, which was fit on an audio CD. I had dozens if not hundreds of those format burned on to audio CDs in the early noughties. Back when blank DVDs were actually expensive. I actually have something like 500 blank DVDs now, people just give them to me from time to time because they aren't worth anything anymore. Very useful for backing up my games collection!

@SkyTheLeafeon 3 жыл бұрын

When Stuart said cel-shaded I wasn't expecting Wind Waker-looking graphics. A pleasant surprise!

@SIGBizzle 6 жыл бұрын

“Pack your bogs...” great start 😂😂

@YarcoTV 6 жыл бұрын

Terminator 3 WAS released by both WB and Columbia at the same time just in different territories. I was in China in 2004 and visited a DVD store with hundreds of titles yet could only find one original disc which was a region 3 import from Hong Kong.

@Ryusuta 6 жыл бұрын

I propose that that DVD menu music be the new theme song of this series.

@CatalinaMaxCisternasJofre Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing for the poorly written Stuart Little 3 synopsis.

@dominateeye 6 жыл бұрын

These Pirate DVD Showcase videos are worth the wait. I swear, they're some of the best content on this channel.

@rzeka 6 жыл бұрын

The first one was one of my favourite ashens videos, I'm really happy to see a sequel!

@Wolfsbane1100 6 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing your tweet asking about the E-wing fighters. Holy shit you record these videos stupidly far in advance.

@doubtfulguest5450 6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, when he tweeted has nothing at all to do with when he actually filmed the video. I'm currently thinking about an essay I have to write, but I won't actually write it for a couple of weeks.

@js100serch 6 жыл бұрын

If you could come to mexico, you would have a field day with these pirate DVDs. We have tons of those, also CDs, toys, videogames, blurays too.

@specialagentbigsmoke6479 6 жыл бұрын

I found the batman begins cards from one of his old videos in a water park in crete.

@nathanforester5993 6 жыл бұрын

'Christopher Walken, excellent as always'. Excellent is an understatement.

@andymadden8183 4 жыл бұрын

Stusrl Uttle 3: The New Hop! (Alternative title: Stusrl Uttle 3: Adventures In Tax!, the Accountant's Edition.)

@user-st7rq3sn7v 6 жыл бұрын

I know a Stuart uttle..... he says he was never paid for it

@hotlavatube 6 жыл бұрын

The yellowed episode 2 cover is likely due to the cheap red printer ink fading with uv exposure over time. It's a common problem with red inks.

@TheToyBoy1978 6 жыл бұрын

Hotlavatube its actually an inherent problem with the colour red, it happens with red paint and plastic too.

@conky7819 6 жыл бұрын

Just minutes before this was uploaded I was considering buying a Neon Genesis Evangelion bootleg off of Ebay due to the official releases ungodly price tag... reconsidering after watching this in fear of wasting my 20 bucks.

@rzeka 6 жыл бұрын

Conky it might be funny tho

@gebs123 6 жыл бұрын

Anime bootlegs can be worse then other bootlegs. Especially if you need the subtitles to understand what is going on. I had a friend buy a Darker than Black DVD that had the video partially cut off, and the subs were were obviously translated Japanese->Chinese->English.

@conky7819 6 жыл бұрын

TempoFunktron Pretty sure you're thinking of the right one. It's got the whole series plus both films across 4 DVDs. Says "Animation City International Limited" on the back. Also if I do end up purchasing it I will most certainly burn the porn parody to a DVD.

@PartnershipsForYou 6 жыл бұрын

You haven't torrented it yet? lol?

@GlassesnMouthplates 6 жыл бұрын

Nine Genesis Ewanmcgregor.

@yaboijjonah._.1815 6 жыл бұрын

I like how on the t3 box , the stunts were done by dicky beer

@weberman173 6 жыл бұрын

yes "angriff der Klonkrieger" translates from german into english as Attack of the Clones(well rather Attack of the Clone Warriors.. but close enough)

@TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 жыл бұрын

There's a prototype E - Wing in Revenge of the Sith, which basically looks the same but with more guns.

@Yeahmenoodle 6 жыл бұрын

I found a bunch of Pirated Star Trek TV shows at a thrift store one time. It was just a bunch of regular discs with regular printer paper with logos of Star Trek glued onto the disc. It looked like a regular DVD but I thought it looked funny so I opened it (they were in clear DVD cases) and the paper lable was coming off because the glue wasn't strong enough. The best part is that it was kinda like a Goodwill store where people donate items so they didn't make any money off of it.

@theartofmakingsense 6 жыл бұрын

Ashens posting videos at times to suit insomniacs :)

@I_will_pet_your_dogs 6 жыл бұрын

Or Australians :P

@Knifegash 6 жыл бұрын

Or, he's uploading videos on the other side of the planet, where it's day when we're at night. And also, you don't have insomnia because you want to stay up late looking at your tiny bright screen.

@grimsleybishopafton5840 2 жыл бұрын

@@Knifegash I bet you're fun at parties

@Knifegash 2 жыл бұрын

@@grimsleybishopafton5840 I bet you're such a unique and original person.

@TobbeTheDude 6 жыл бұрын

Thats David Belle in Brick Mansions not Gerard Butler. He is also in Banlieue 13 and Banlieue 13: Ultimatum which are also featured on that dvd.

@SonicBoone56 Жыл бұрын

Having Episode 2 explained to you is still better than actually watching it lol

@frasermacleod5373 6 жыл бұрын

You're an incredibly witty man, young Ashens! Your videos are far too addictive for my own good!!

@jamesoblivion Жыл бұрын

Ironically, after seven years' wait, the official DVD releases also ported the Laserdisc transfers for the theatrical cuts. 😂😭

@theworldscoolestloner 6 жыл бұрын

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING HOORAY

@jonnys8sumthin 6 жыл бұрын

I actually have that Batman Begins DVD. It also came with quite a nice sleeve with the same GLARING mistake on the back. Still, a fantastic copy.

@beautyforashes2022 3 жыл бұрын

Omg, I've got a stitch in my side because I'm laughing so hard. 😂

@Helldhaz 6 жыл бұрын

The "smooth jazz" was neither smooth, nor jazz. I want my money back.

@wisteela 6 жыл бұрын

I still have a Harry Potter from a charity shop to send it from last time, plus an extra I found. I have a bootleg Cobra game for the GBA that has a review slagging it off on the box! I will have to feature it on my channel eventually.

@wisteela 2 жыл бұрын

@@KlonoaPrime And that has what to do with this?

@milkapeismilky5464 3 жыл бұрын

I can totally see collecting these, absolute comedy gold!

@1980sGamer 6 жыл бұрын

I audibly said "no fucking way" when this showed up. I commented on an earlier Ashens video saying that I wanted to see another one of these. He listened!

@mothcub 6 жыл бұрын

It was all for you, you lucky thing ;)

@mothcub 6 жыл бұрын

I imagine 1980sGamer might be joking ;-)

@1980sGamer 6 жыл бұрын

go away... That's not my ego talking bud. I'm pleased that he made a part 2.

@loleyeduntcare 6 жыл бұрын

Warner Bros. Was in charge of the USA release, Columbia Tristar distributed the movie in the UK.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 жыл бұрын

I think that was the case for Terminator Salvation.

@M4R14NO94 6 жыл бұрын

Nope, same thing for T3; Warner released it in the US, while Columbia released it everywhere else. ...though even then I doubt there's been a release by both companies simultaneously as that bootleg DVD implies. lol