Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Pitch Meeting

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2 жыл бұрын

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales!
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Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow took the world by storm in the early 2000s and Disney had a cash cow on their hands. More than a decade and a half later, they were still trying to cash in on their swashbuckling pirate adventure franchise. The fifth movie of the Pirates of the Caribbean came out, and with the longest title in the world, it was called Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales definitely raises some questions. Like did we really need origin stories for Jack’s hair beads? Why did Salazar make a big deal about “dead men tell no tales” only to tell a long tale later in the movie? Why are their so many random magical items they need to track down? How did Jack have the Black Pearl in a glass bottle on him during all those stunts without crushing it? Why didn’t Elizabeth join on this adventure? How is Will even still alive without the curse that was keeping him alive?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@ScreenRant
@ScreenRant 2 жыл бұрын
Which PotC movie is your favorite? Let us know!
@MilesWg
@MilesWg 2 жыл бұрын
Probably this one
@CrayZayJay
@CrayZayJay 2 жыл бұрын
Either of the first two
@FrankReynolds845
@FrankReynolds845 2 жыл бұрын
none of them
@berlinnuuna
@berlinnuuna 2 жыл бұрын
Your mom
@emperorflare8911
@emperorflare8911 2 жыл бұрын
Personally, I know this is a bit controversial, but At World’s end was bloody awesome. Yes, it was technically and objectively inferior to the two predecessors, but in my opinion it had the richest character development (Davy Jones & calypso, jack sparrow, Beckett, bootstrap...) which made it great to me. But I guess it’s tied to Dead Man’s Chest which I felt was the most immersive.
@calebcostrini
@calebcostrini 2 жыл бұрын
Jack: "I don't have a people, I was raised by birds." Imperial Recruitment Officer: "Jack...Sparrow."
@DarthDevorin
@DarthDevorin 2 жыл бұрын
At least he wasn't raised by swallows.
@carlrood4457
@carlrood4457 2 жыл бұрын
Do these people not realize that names don't require explanations? They did it once in a nice humorous way in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade which was also lampshading how the character was name. Now it seems like they think it's clever to explain something no one actually had a question about.
@victorwallsiii1674
@victorwallsiii1674 2 жыл бұрын
Sincerely hope this comment gets to the thousands
@nirast2561
@nirast2561 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Doof: "Both my parents failed to show up at my birth, so I was raised by ocelots." Imperial Recruitment Officer: "Heinz Ocelot." Dr. Doof: "Actually, my last name is Doofen-" Vader (who is there, for some reason): "Sorry to interrupt, but did you say BOTH parents failed to show up?"
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 2 жыл бұрын
@@nirast2561 I knew this Comment would be here somewhere. 😄
@Zaarin1
@Zaarin1 2 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" "Carina." "Carina who?" "Carina Skywalker."
@derlich09
@derlich09 2 жыл бұрын
"Boy, that doesn't make any sense." "Whoops" "Whoopsy."
@TraceguyRune
@TraceguyRune 2 жыл бұрын
Star Wars memes are tight
@ROBOTPETER101
@ROBOTPETER101 2 жыл бұрын
"What are we, some kinda Pirates of the Caribbean?"
@grumpyoldman3458
@grumpyoldman3458 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 2 жыл бұрын
WE ARE HERE TO KILL CHAOS!
@clairem7304
@clairem7304 2 жыл бұрын
This movie wasn't just disappointing, it actually hurt. The writers didn't get who Jack is at all. In the first movie he played the fool and was two steps ahead of everyone else, pulling the strings to get what he needed. In this movie he went from playing the fool to being the fool. He went from sly, genius to Mr Magoo.
@badomens8465
@badomens8465 2 жыл бұрын
the thing hate about dead men is jack cause he's my fave and they butchered his character
@dude9318
@dude9318 2 жыл бұрын
I actually liked it .But it isn't as good as the other movies
@thomasjcarwile9143
@thomasjcarwile9143 2 жыл бұрын
Dudes an aging pirate. It only makes sense that rum and syphilis would take some kind of toll
@Aqua-js1mp
@Aqua-js1mp Жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that the reason why Jack was so unlucky in Dead Men Tell No Tales was because Angelica found the voodoo doll Jack at the post credit scene of On Stranger Tides and it may have something to do with his behaviour
@edisontrent618
@edisontrent618 Жыл бұрын
@@Aqua-js1mp That sounds like Hollywood cope.
@joelyt1682
@joelyt1682 2 жыл бұрын
"I like the way you money." My brain: "We're gonna remember this for hours now I decided."
@nahor88
@nahor88 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't even remember the plot to this movie; saw it once and that was enough. No real interest in seeing any more...
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@MiningNatureYT
@MiningNatureYT 2 жыл бұрын
To your brain: I like the way ya torment (lol sorry)
@zom8680
@zom8680 2 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first time we see the screen writer guy bullshitting his way through a pitch meeting after staying up all night.
@tediousmaximus1067
@tediousmaximus1067 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and the papers he is holding are completely blank.
@hard2hurt
@hard2hurt 2 жыл бұрын
It's very meta that i felt like he'd already done this one.
@shikhar.awasthi
@shikhar.awasthi 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I had to double check the upload time!
@ashineduogwu6326
@ashineduogwu6326 2 жыл бұрын
@@ManwithaCat 😂
@notme222
@notme222 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, when Ryan did the "On Stranger Tides" pitch I was surprised to learn they made a 4th. I don't yet know how to handle the existence of a 5th.
@anikultra2525
@anikultra2525 2 жыл бұрын
@Man with a Cat SHOUTOUT TO THE LEGEND
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 2 жыл бұрын
@@notme222 how many are there? movies of pirates? I think I only saw 2 of them
@MerchantIvoryfilms
@MerchantIvoryfilms 2 жыл бұрын
"Another horribly written pirates movie? But what about the fans?" "But what about money?" "Oh money is tight!"
@Kevin7557
@Kevin7557 2 жыл бұрын
"We're going to be making money with this right?" "I'm going to need you to get way off my back about money." Que Dead Men Tell No Tales being the lowest-performing movie article.
@justinblakeney3466
@justinblakeney3466 2 жыл бұрын
4 isn't the best, but 5 is definitely a step down from 4.
@coreymckee4844
@coreymckee4844 2 жыл бұрын
U do know this one was better than the 4th right? WAYY better.
@justinblakeney3466
@justinblakeney3466 2 жыл бұрын
@@coreymckee4844 Not at all. 5 is a giant mess of plot holes and continuity errors.
@katemilou42
@katemilou42 2 жыл бұрын
@@justinblakeney3466 that's what I said and I hated the misogynistic elements being force fed to you in this one as well.
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 2 жыл бұрын
"Probably magic again, it doesn't really matter." - lazy fantasy writers in a nutshell
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 2 жыл бұрын
Literally, "A Wizzard did it!"
@Kevin7557
@Kevin7557 2 жыл бұрын
@@vikiai4241 "Who dares summon the wiza...owe it's you guys. What do you want Disney?"
@willvgo2950
@willvgo2950 2 жыл бұрын
YEAH! I don't care.
@Flame-rp6yq
@Flame-rp6yq 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but what kind of magic? Where did it come from, who did it, what did it
@willvgo2950
@willvgo2950 2 жыл бұрын
@@Flame-rp6yq I'm gonna need you to get aaallllll the way off my back about the logistics of magic.
@MGD313
@MGD313 2 жыл бұрын
"See, Jack was traveling on the ship alone so they gave him the name 'Jack Solo!'"
@joenesley5544
@joenesley5544 2 жыл бұрын
That's the name of the movie!
@madiqismal4186
@madiqismal4186 2 жыл бұрын
"His name is Jack, and he's a little off so...."
@MOFOSmackdownTheater
@MOFOSmackdownTheater 2 жыл бұрын
You never get a dud from a Pitch Meeting. Ryan and Ryan are so consistent.
@cheekerpot3008
@cheekerpot3008 2 жыл бұрын
Consistancy is tight!
@hillbillysamurai
@hillbillysamurai 2 жыл бұрын
We just gonna ignore the other Ryans?
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 2 жыл бұрын
They have great chemistry together.
@salopro86
@salopro86 2 жыл бұрын
Idk man, I think Ryan is really carrying Ryan on his back...and he needs to get all the way off that thing
@larryscarr3897
@larryscarr3897 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly that Ryan George, and George Ryan.
@OverflowingWithIdeas
@OverflowingWithIdeas 2 жыл бұрын
“maybe whan you’re cursed it comes with an instruction manual” Coming to bookstores near you: How to uncurse yourself for dummies
@Djordje_Jovanovic
@Djordje_Jovanovic 2 жыл бұрын
So, in these movies when you get cursed, you instantly get a guide book called "So, you are cursed now: Everything you need to know about curses, but were afraid to ask"? Gotcha.
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 2 жыл бұрын
Also available as a whimsically animated cartoon.
@viperstriker4728
@viperstriker4728 2 жыл бұрын
that is how it works in minecraft mods so....
@WhiteCaneV1
@WhiteCaneV1 2 жыл бұрын
It's like Devil Fruits!
@andre_santos2181
@andre_santos2181 Ай бұрын
This happened on old Beetlejuice movie, they received a Dead Instruction Handbook
@The-Rest-of-Us
@The-Rest-of-Us 2 жыл бұрын
“When should we stop making more PotC movies?” Disney: No.
@mihneazarojanu5761
@mihneazarojanu5761 2 жыл бұрын
*but not with Johnny Depp anymore
@kylemacdougall8355
@kylemacdougall8355 2 жыл бұрын
People of Color movies?
@CraftyArts
@CraftyArts 2 жыл бұрын
Animated series inbound......probably not as interesting as pirates of dark water
@mihneazarojanu5761
@mihneazarojanu5761 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylemacdougall8355 Pirates of the Caribbean... you know, the movie this episode is about
@attiasprouse682
@attiasprouse682 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the Pirates/Pixar/Star Wars/MCU/Muppets crossover.
@MOFOSmackdownTheater
@MOFOSmackdownTheater 2 жыл бұрын
Dead men telling tales about dead men not telling tales is TIGHT
@sujimayne
@sujimayne 2 жыл бұрын
Dead franchise telling tales about dead men not telling tales*
@RobinHood-qy7vt
@RobinHood-qy7vt 2 жыл бұрын
In fact it's super easy, barely an inconvenience 😉
@malneir
@malneir 2 жыл бұрын
Screenwriter guy: "And then she says her name is Rey Skywalker!" Producer guy: "What¿?” Screenwriter guy: "Oh sorry I mean and then she says her name is Carina Barbossa!"
@CV-Moore
@CV-Moore 2 жыл бұрын
"So the main villain is not allowed to stand on land" "Didn't we already do the same thing with Davy Jones?" "Oh, I forgot about him! Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" "So anyways let me tell you about the end credits scene starring Davy Jones"
@Aidan.w
@Aidan.w 2 жыл бұрын
"He's like dead men tell no tales which is gonna be the name of the movie" "He said the name of the movie!" "He did... Except the movie is gonna be called Salazar's revenge in pretty much every other country outside the US!" "Why?" "Unclear!"
@SophiaAphrodite
@SophiaAphrodite 2 жыл бұрын
Because Javier Bardem is an international treasure even though he is an awful actor.
@ExtremeMadnessX
@ExtremeMadnessX 2 жыл бұрын
@@SophiaAphrodite You got me in the first half...
@DMBArunimIshan
@DMBArunimIshan 2 жыл бұрын
@@SophiaAphrodite awful?
@calebmurphy9406
@calebmurphy9406 2 жыл бұрын
@@SophiaAphrodite Oh, man, have the contrarian Olympics started already?
@elfarlaur
@elfarlaur 2 жыл бұрын
Because "dead men tell no tales" is an English saying that sounds weird in all other languages
@Epic-zi1vu
@Epic-zi1vu 2 жыл бұрын
“Motivated offspring is TIGHT”
@iconicsound7108
@iconicsound7108 2 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah!
@justmoody5797
@justmoody5797 2 жыл бұрын
I pressed the space bar and went to the comments to see if anyone noticed that. Ryan 2021
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 2 жыл бұрын
Vergil would agree Too bad his son is a dead weight
@jeffreytackett3922
@jeffreytackett3922 2 жыл бұрын
You captioning the video, or ... ?
@mikezerker6925
@mikezerker6925 2 жыл бұрын
The story line parallels between this Pirates movie and Rise of Skywalker are uncanny!! "They have to find a thing to find another thing that leads them to another thing..."
@jackwimmer2249
@jackwimmer2249 10 ай бұрын
Well to this movie’s credit, Karina at least accepts her name is Barbossa, unlike Rey who just dons the name Skywalker.
@jesusfuentes7589
@jesusfuentes7589 2 жыл бұрын
The coming-up-with-it-on-the-spot piece of acting was just priceless!
@domidayv
@domidayv 2 жыл бұрын
"How the heck did he get those hair beads?!" That was on everyone's mind since the first movie. And now my life's complete.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 2 жыл бұрын
I know! Because beads are just so hard to come by!
@MasterBlek
@MasterBlek 2 жыл бұрын
Next movie will be about the origin of the beads.
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 2 жыл бұрын
@@PhilBagels actually getting hair beads is super easy and barely an inconvenience.
@danielwordsworth1843
@danielwordsworth1843 2 жыл бұрын
"hair beads"
@andross2058
@andross2058 2 жыл бұрын
I like your Emutep profile pic
@MatthewCaunsfield
@MatthewCaunsfield 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't think you need to earn moments like that..." Hollywood gold.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, Holywood Writing 101
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 2 жыл бұрын
Hollywood gold. Currently trading at cents on the kilogram!
@thebatpig8424
@thebatpig8424 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan’s delivery on every line is perfection. How he get those frickin hair beads” was beautiful
@gm2407
@gm2407 2 жыл бұрын
Its like hearing the same song with different lyrics but sung in the same pattern and meter. Ryan could say nothing of substance but it would be that comforting rythem.
@clintoruss153
@clintoruss153 Жыл бұрын
He is very talented
@cjkalandek996
@cjkalandek996 2 жыл бұрын
People say _On Stranger Tides_ is worse than _Dead Men Tell No Tales._ Honestly, I prefer _On Stranger Tides_ over _Dead Men Tell No Tales._ Because DMTNT feels like it had a decent idea for a plot, but just picked the lamest and safest ways to go about it. For example, Will's whole thing about being captain of the Flying Dutchman is he's essentially Charon- the ferry man of the Underworld. His job is to make sure dead souls stay dead. So, with the undead Salazar running amok, shouldn't Will be aiding Jack and Henry? As aiding them in confronting Salazar would be in line with his duty while also giving us scenes between him and his son?
@liteningstrike12
@liteningstrike12 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Orlando Bloom is expensive
@Argon598
@Argon598 2 жыл бұрын
I legit hate Carina as a character, she's too forced and in your face, 90% of her lines are like "YES IM A POWERFUL AND INDIPENDENT WOMAN" and for some reason suddenty everyone in the movies is like "Eww woman cant be a pirate" like Elizabeth didnt exist in the previous movies
@highdefinition450
@highdefinition450 2 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the italics threw me off, you rarely see those in KZfaq comments
@piplupcola
@piplupcola 2 жыл бұрын
I really like Stranger Tides. It's kinda like those short story books where the hero goes on a new adventure each chapter. I like the first 3 movies but it got really long and the plot became real complex to understand the entire story in one sitting. I think the POTC series would be more fun if everything wasnt so tightly connected and they could play around with crazy concepts like in ST, and it's all just another chapter of the adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow
@cjkalandek996
@cjkalandek996 2 жыл бұрын
@@highdefinition450 I use italics for official titles and quotes. I guess because I'm autistic and I'm very specific about stuff like that.
@phen0mejon99
@phen0mejon99 2 жыл бұрын
"probably magic again, doesn't really matter, does it" Pretty much sums up this whole franchise
@jcrturtle8879
@jcrturtle8879 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@onnih4482
@onnih4482 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the first three mostly made sense. They were overall better movies anyway
@Iamtherealaa2dontbelievetheoth
@Iamtherealaa2dontbelievetheoth 2 жыл бұрын
@@onnih4482 yeah, this is my least favorite one, but i like it.
@kiashangovender5221
@kiashangovender5221 2 жыл бұрын
0:12 "Oh I like the way you money" Lol I love it already
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 2 жыл бұрын
Money is TIGHT! 😁
@arcticwulf5796
@arcticwulf5796 2 жыл бұрын
@@carter_lovejoy Oh are you having MoNeY problems?
@carter_lovejoy
@carter_lovejoy 2 жыл бұрын
@@arcticwulf5796 yeah yeah yeah!
@bongo_baggins
@bongo_baggins 2 жыл бұрын
"Ooohh I like the way ya money!" Worthy of Eugene Crabs lmao
@marcusf7710
@marcusf7710 2 жыл бұрын
This movie murdered the POTC continuity
@deondrepolk4502
@deondrepolk4502 2 жыл бұрын
Reality: After the curse was broken Will died because his heart is in a box buried somewhere.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 2 жыл бұрын
Reality: There are no such thing as curses (that work).
@pvshka
@pvshka 2 жыл бұрын
@@RRSmurf oh, I disagree. I curse a lot, and people seem to mind that, so it must work.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 2 жыл бұрын
@@pvshka Oooh sharp *tips hat *
@pvshka
@pvshka 2 жыл бұрын
@@RRSmurf hahah thanx ☺️
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 2 жыл бұрын
It could be argued or retconned that the magic that caused that was based on a curse, or that the entire "living while his heart is in a box" thing was a curse in and of itself so when the trident was broken and all curses were lifted, Will's heart magically left the box and went back into his chest so he could live normally.
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 2 жыл бұрын
Pitch guy: “Well, Kiera Knightly costs a lot more now.” Director: “She should definitely stay on land more then…”
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 2 жыл бұрын
"No Rey, I am your Grandfather." "No. No. That can't be true. That's impossible. Noooo!"😭
@rubioblack
@rubioblack 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there. But he doesn't cut her hand off.
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 2 жыл бұрын
@@rubioblack Or will he?
@rubioblack
@rubioblack 2 жыл бұрын
@@kittycatmeowmeow963 🤣😂🤣
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@semperfi2314
@semperfi2314 2 жыл бұрын
6:18 "And so what happens with the souls of the dead now, wasn't it kinda Will's job to bring them in the afterlife?" "Yeah they're dead anyway so it feel like it doesn't matter" That's so accurate i can really see disney script writers go like this XD
@suhailaijaz7085
@suhailaijaz7085 2 жыл бұрын
Making pitch meetings for all the pirates of the Caribbean movies is tight. [P.s: Usually by the 5th time spaces tend to get loose (wink wink) but making pitch meetings are always tight.]
@franciscofranco5739
@franciscofranco5739 2 жыл бұрын
“Yah-yah-yah-yah!”
@AndrewWeit
@AndrewWeit 2 жыл бұрын
It must be really difficult to keep making these things.
@anugent1587
@anugent1587 2 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow, wow
@MegaMRizzle
@MegaMRizzle 2 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewWeit not at all. It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 2 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewWeit actually, it’s super easy and barely an inconvenience.
@sibi51811
@sibi51811 2 жыл бұрын
"You seem really pleased with this, i guess it will be in the movie". The best line. The best way to give a passive aggressive insult.
@djolley61
@djolley61 2 жыл бұрын
There is a great moment when Koreena asks Barbosa what she is to him. He says, "Treasure". Geoffrey Rush is such a great character he makes the scene special.
@giosuecirinocarroni6743
@giosuecirinocarroni6743 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, It made me cry. Rush is special, great, and Barbossa was the best
@jp3813
@jp3813 Жыл бұрын
Rush = actor, Barbossa = character
@AlexCS8
@AlexCS8 Жыл бұрын
Then you must enjoy soap opera, it's full cringe like that
@PrinzessinRamode
@PrinzessinRamode 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in Japan, this movie is called "Pirates of Caribbean: 最後の海賊" which translates to Pirates of the Caribbean: The Last Pirate. Clearly the same people responsible for Star Wars: Disney Disaster had something to do with these movies. Lol
@scienceface8884
@scienceface8884 2 жыл бұрын
I'd say the title "The Last Pirate" is even more nonsensical, because we still keep making new pirates to this very day!
@nooneinparticular1491
@nooneinparticular1491 2 жыл бұрын
Pirates of the Caribbean: Backstroke of the West perhaps?
@thomasjeppesen3055
@thomasjeppesen3055 2 жыл бұрын
‘So how does Barbossa learn she is his daughter?’ ‘Well, sir, he gave her the journal with the jewel and Jack reminds him of this girl Barbossa used to know.’ ‘Knew when? If Jack knew her too doesn’t that imply Barbossa dated her when Barbossa were still Jack’s first mate?’ ‘Yeah, I guess that would be when that took place.’ ‘But isn’t Henry and Corina supposed to be about the same age? Jack wasn’t Captain on the Black Pearl for over 8 years before the first movie and Henry isn’t conceived until the end of the third.’ ‘Look sir, I need you to get all the way off my back about that.’ ‘Okay then, let me get off that thing!’
@deptusmechanikus7362
@deptusmechanikus7362 2 жыл бұрын
- Oh yeah. Whoops. - Whoopsie.
@Zanajk
@Zanajk 2 жыл бұрын
Some pregnancy last longer than usual how come ? So the movie can happen :) ya ya ya
@dinabisermesanovic5593
@dinabisermesanovic5593 2 жыл бұрын
"Whatever. I don't care."
@FriendlyDirt
@FriendlyDirt 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a big sea. Possible jack and barbosa have been buddies for a long while
@emmaheart371
@emmaheart371 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, she could have been someone Jack met when they were younger. So, Barbossa had a preexisting (maybe on again, off again) relationship with her and just had the kid more recently. That wouldn't be unusual.
@iCaramba0815
@iCaramba0815 2 жыл бұрын
„So wait, if Poseidon exists in this film, this changes the whole premise of gods we established in the third movie” “I need you to get aaaall of my back about mythology”
@zom8680
@zom8680 2 жыл бұрын
We will just have Calypso return in Pirates 6 and say she's gender fluid. Poseidon is her masculine name
@ExtremeMadnessX
@ExtremeMadnessX 2 жыл бұрын
@@zom8680 Oh please you should hear actual mythology about Loki.
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 2 жыл бұрын
If only there was a way to go back and look at the mythology of the franchise……
@bluemountain4181
@bluemountain4181 2 жыл бұрын
Well in the first movie they established that the Aztec gods exist and have powers but they never showed up again, maybe the same will happen with Poseidon
@luizfelipevbf5567
@luizfelipevbf5567 2 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremeMadnessX Loki is explicitly a shapeshifter de to the whole "trickster god" thing. Calypso is some sort of Sea Goddess, no guarantee she can shapeshift unless she incarnates or something.
@DJ_Force
@DJ_Force 2 жыл бұрын
When the girl at the end announces her new last name I was thinking "is this like a Disney trope or something?"
@mitchell4745
@mitchell4745 2 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot will got his heart cut out... HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE😂😂
@Mrghost-bo9td
@Mrghost-bo9td Жыл бұрын
He’s all better now shut up
@tvftw1
@tvftw1 2 жыл бұрын
"Right, because she's his daughter...is what you seem to have written" Stating a fact that you don't find believable is tight
@ceilinh6004
@ceilinh6004 2 жыл бұрын
Producer guy: Can you elaborate more? Screenwriter guy: Sigh... Okay. I felt that.
@yopedraza
@yopedraza 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan attacks this movie and the Star Wars sequels at the same time
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 2 жыл бұрын
The “which is a thing he’s able to do… that I’m just mentioning now for the first time.” bit was hilarious.
@ginahuney7424
@ginahuney7424 2 жыл бұрын
“Maybe when you get cursed it comes with an instruction manual.” Ya know…he’s got a point there regarding like ANY mainstream movie that involves a curse honestly.
@jw8160
@jw8160 2 жыл бұрын
But who reads instruction manuals? 😋
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 2 жыл бұрын
You have to read a very detailed manual to know what you can and can't do. That's part of the curse!
@Labroidas
@Labroidas 2 жыл бұрын
This movie was so boring and nonsensical, the only thing I remember is how demotivated poor Johnny Depp was to play the shell of a great character he created 12 years ago.
@tnecniw
@tnecniw 2 жыл бұрын
could have been due to what was going on at that time :/
@stormthrush37
@stormthrush37 2 жыл бұрын
"Wasn't his appearance part of his curse? That shouldn't still be on his head." "Yeahhh....I don't care!!!" _dying_ I mean this is increasingly all movies and TV. I mean what are the audiences going to do? Just...GASP!...not watch or something??
@SiMeGamer
@SiMeGamer 2 жыл бұрын
Not watch so this garbage doesn't make any money so they start taking seriously. Be the change you want to see or whatever that saying is supposed to be.
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 2 жыл бұрын
It’s more fun seeing garbage get made fun of. 😃
@chrissonofpear1384
@chrissonofpear1384 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is implied Jones' claws and other things fall off, at the very last scene...
@gregbrown3082
@gregbrown3082 2 жыл бұрын
@@kitlee172 This. My wife and I are now more excited to catch pitch mtgs, honest trailers, EWW, and HISHE than the ACTUAL MOVIE.
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 2 жыл бұрын
"Vaguely nautical" is good way to describe those movies.
@scionofdorn9101
@scionofdorn9101 2 жыл бұрын
Vaguely movies is a better way to describe them.
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 2 жыл бұрын
I like the way vaguely movies money, super easy….
@619Gotenks
@619Gotenks 2 жыл бұрын
"Ooohhhh motivated offspring is TIGHT!" "BLOOD!"
@uwillnevahno6837
@uwillnevahno6837 2 жыл бұрын
5:40 you'd think the Trident of Poseidon would be A LOT MORE SOLID than a GLASS BOTTLE
@johnwatson3948
@johnwatson3948 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m just not sure we have to do that whole Carina is a Barbossa thing…” “Well sir ever since Vader was Lukes father all movies have to at least try and make a father reference - research shows most of the paying audience have fathers.”
@lunaitc
@lunaitc 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently there's even a freaking day dedicated to them
@DaWelshman
@DaWelshman 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunaitc wow wow wow wow.
@JustinDejong
@JustinDejong 2 жыл бұрын
..... I see what you did there.
@arrrrrrrr6593
@arrrrrrrr6593 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunaitc what a perfect timing
@skrowetortio3621
@skrowetortio3621 2 жыл бұрын
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
@wylle1566
@wylle1566 2 жыл бұрын
Guy: idk, maybe when people get cursed it comes with instructions menu Director: *tHaTs MaKeS sEnSe*
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 2 жыл бұрын
All of the curses in this franchise must have long instructions with them, otherwise how could characters know how to break them?
@arisucheddar3097
@arisucheddar3097 2 жыл бұрын
Handbook for the Recently Deceased probably has a sequel on curses
@Kratosx23
@Kratosx23 2 жыл бұрын
"They hit it, and it breaks" I'm dying.
@jasonpaul4308
@jasonpaul4308 2 жыл бұрын
"Does everything have to always be connected and everyone always has to be someone?" "Yes, 'cause that's what makes good story telling......dad" *points* "You're my son!!"
@thomasjeppesen3055
@thomasjeppesen3055 2 жыл бұрын
‘And then we’re gonna see how jack got his outfit, like his hair bead, hat, compass.’ ‘Doesn’t it kinda ruin some of the mystery regarding Jack Sparrow that he gained all his recognizable accessories in the aftermath of one particular adventure? And wait, didn’t Tia Dalma say he got the compass from her?’ ‘Look sir, I need you to get all the way off my back about that.’
@abubzlife8733
@abubzlife8733 2 жыл бұрын
Too bad there’s no way to go back and look at the history of the franchise to make sure the storytelling and myths and legends all line up and make sense.
@joshberninger8355
@joshberninger8355 2 жыл бұрын
Yea was waiting for a comment about the compass and Tia Dalma at that point
@under_score3829
@under_score3829 2 жыл бұрын
I was curious about that. I read on the website that Jack went to Tia Dalma to get the compass for Captain Morgan. Then, when Morgan died, he gave it back to Jack.
@marshallwhite202
@marshallwhite202 2 жыл бұрын
@@abubzlife8733 but you have to remember. What if Money!
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 2 жыл бұрын
Look, if you explain something with an event in the past doesn't fully make sense, you can then make an origin movie for that again. Like, where did those people get these items and why did they think Jack would like them? It's the Curella way of just making origin-stories after origin-stories until the dawn of time. Maybe dawn of time had some nice hear-beads?
@dextermorgan4686
@dextermorgan4686 2 жыл бұрын
Making a pitch meeting for the -movie- documentary "Idiocracy" is super easy, barely an inconvenience! You should do it!
@HulkCrow
@HulkCrow 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Especially if the meeting guy keeps telling him they don't do documentaries.
@rishabhvegeta
@rishabhvegeta 2 жыл бұрын
"But wasn't Davy Jones appearance due to his curse"? "Yeah I don't care anymore"
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 2 жыл бұрын
“Maybe when you’re cursed it comes with an instruction manual” Careful now! Last time a lucrative franchise came with mention of a manual, we got _Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them!_
@wordlocked
@wordlocked 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing, “So you have a movie for me?” Will never get old
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 2 жыл бұрын
No sir it won't
@karlsweeney2328
@karlsweeney2328 2 жыл бұрын
I like that actual rage is starting to shine through the cracks of this dude's performance.
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 2 жыл бұрын
Know any true movie lovers who aren’t exasperated by now with Hollywood garbage?
@debbierhode6291
@debbierhode6291 2 жыл бұрын
Rage is TIGHT
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a combination of rage and sheer confusion at the incompetence I think.
@tihid19
@tihid19 2 жыл бұрын
Alternate video title: A man telling a tale about another man who claims to tell no tales but proceeds to actually tell tales in the tale
@illuminati666
@illuminati666 2 жыл бұрын
"Were gonna keep having this conversation as long as it keeps making us money" Every single sequel pitch ever
@BioSoldier53
@BioSoldier53 2 жыл бұрын
"yeeeaaah I don't care"...sums up the storytelling of this franchise perfectly.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 2 жыл бұрын
And the F&F... We need a crossover! Either Dom and crew /fam goes so fast they travel back in time, or Jack gets some spell to go forward magically, neither will surprise.
@gokulsiriah7941
@gokulsiriah7941 2 жыл бұрын
Not the franchise..only the last movie
@hasanhusain1144
@hasanhusain1144 2 жыл бұрын
The whole potc franchise in one quote: "he's from the other movies"
@transhumanistgamer8963
@transhumanistgamer8963 2 жыл бұрын
Producer: Does everyone strictly have to be related? Writer: Well genetic research has shown that every human being is in some way related to one another. Producer: But only in the most abstract sense. People don't literally consider every other human being to be part of their family, and if we're going down that route, evolution shows we're also related to every other living thing on the planet. Writer: Well you do have to simplify things but the point stands...actually, now that you say that, I think I have an idea.
@philrobichaud3063
@philrobichaud3063 2 жыл бұрын
i know it's been said before, but these pitch meetings really are better than the actual movies
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
@user-xx6vy9ri8p 2 жыл бұрын
Also this movie has the most "jumping over shark" moment - wneh shark jumps over you.
@WolfJax
@WolfJax 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you guys know where the phrase "jumping the shark" comes from
@curtbalch2321
@curtbalch2321 2 жыл бұрын
@@WolfJax in the next Pirates movie Henry Winkler will be jumping the Black Pearl while being pulled by a megaladon on the world's first water skis
@bananatea847
@bananatea847 2 жыл бұрын
@@WolfJax 6
@WolfJax
@WolfJax 2 жыл бұрын
@@curtbalch2321 now I want to see this lmao
@WolfJax
@WolfJax 2 жыл бұрын
@Latest Obsession yeah now I think about, it does actually lmao
@DovahkiinMaster172
@DovahkiinMaster172 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even mention how the movie changes how Jack got his famous compass, in the second film it’s revealed that he bartered for it from Tia Dalma/Calypso which makes sense that she would have a magical object like that in her possession. Another weird thing about the compass is now there’s the rule that if you “betray it”, it will unleash your greatest fear. 1) Jack’s greatest fear was always the Kraken but I suppose once it was dead his fears shifted 2) Why would his greatest fear be a cursed crew he doesn’t know about and thinks is dead? 3) if his greatest fear is Salazar then why does he never really seem to take the threat that seriously 4) is his greatest fear supposed to be the end of piracy and Salazar is simply a symbol of that fear thus the compass decides to release him 5) Also I guess the rule of the compass is so strong it can override other curses?! There’s a lot more I want to ask but I’ll leave it at that
@RialVestro
@RialVestro 2 жыл бұрын
Jack never takes anything seriously because he's kind of drunk pretty much all the time so that answers question 3. I have no idea about all the other stuff you mentioned though.
@DovahkiinMaster172
@DovahkiinMaster172 2 жыл бұрын
@@RialVestro there’s plenty of moments in the first three films where Jack takes things seriously like confrontations with a villain or when he gets backstabbed or when a friend gets hurt, it’s happened on multiple occasions.
@Pyromaniac77777
@Pyromaniac77777 2 жыл бұрын
@Jon Guiriba oh ok well let me get off of there!
@jdick91
@jdick91 2 жыл бұрын
@@DovahkiinMaster172 I can't think of a single moment where Jack has ever been concerned about anything at all. He was never angry, never sad, never scared. Even when he's about to be hanged, or when he got stabbed, and I mean he basically dove head first into the Kraken. Actually, now that I think about, the only time he's mildly upset is when Elizabeth destroyed all the rum on the island. Which makes sense.
@eleethtahgra7182
@eleethtahgra7182 2 жыл бұрын
The simplest answer is "Please get all the way from my back, sir"
@harryosborne8215
@harryosborne8215 2 жыл бұрын
“Isn’t his appearance part of his curse?” “Yeaaaahhhh, I don’t care!”
@georgedunan4272
@georgedunan4272 2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe when you get cursed it comes with an instruction manual." 🤣
@PippiOnePointOh
@PippiOnePointOh 2 жыл бұрын
“I thought you said dead men tell no tales. You just said that.” “Ooohh yeeeaaahh…WHOOPS!”
@BelcarrigFarm
@BelcarrigFarm 2 жыл бұрын
Whoopsie
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 2 жыл бұрын
"Does everybody have to be related all the time?" "Yeah, 'cuz that automatically makes it good story telling." Not even kidding, I just got back from a family reunion. We sang songs and told stories there. We already set up a sequel for 2023.
@RRSmurf
@RRSmurf 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing Yeah yeah yeah
@rainbowrose8802
@rainbowrose8802 2 жыл бұрын
Do update us on that 🤐😉
@sparky4878
@sparky4878 2 жыл бұрын
Family is tight.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 2 жыл бұрын
"Does everybody have to be related all the time?" "Yeah, 'cuz that automatically makes it good story telling... ... brother!" *Dun dun dun!*
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 2 жыл бұрын
If there's a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie I expect at least one of the female characters to be Jack Sparrow's daughter
@MithunKumar-bg6mt
@MithunKumar-bg6mt 2 жыл бұрын
Curses always comes with instructions 😂😂
@JohnCAbb
@JohnCAbb 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being so satirically constructive with Pirates of the Caribbean and for avoiding giving my man Johnny Depp a harder time than he already has.
@Saladmints
@Saladmints 2 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as Rey being a Palpatine but if she was only introduced in ep. 9. edit: dammit, posted this before reaching the end
@user-dl8le5cs6t
@user-dl8le5cs6t 2 жыл бұрын
This series gets better and better. No signs of slowing down.
@1516Spinola6040
@1516Spinola6040 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike The Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
@PhilBagels
@PhilBagels 2 жыл бұрын
As long as they keep making crappy movies.
@robertmiller7721
@robertmiller7721 2 жыл бұрын
As long as you were talking about Ryan and not Pirates....because Pirates has long since ground to a huge halt.
@MSUParker
@MSUParker 2 жыл бұрын
The build up starting at 5:15 is amazing
@robertmiller7721
@robertmiller7721 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan you are a national treasure. Keep these coming and we'll keep watching. Love using your catch phrases in everyday conversations.
@amidark6518
@amidark6518 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be a good day without mah boy talking to himself.
@patwaters3486
@patwaters3486 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, but remember he isn't wearing any pants.
@BiggusNickus
@BiggusNickus 2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? They are clearly different people. Producer Guy has limited eyesight whereas the other guy doesn't.
@sergiohalaby
@sergiohalaby 2 жыл бұрын
I dont see him talking to himself.
@allyourpie4323
@allyourpie4323 2 жыл бұрын
@@BiggusNickus Hence neither of them is wearing pants.
@patwaters3486
@patwaters3486 2 жыл бұрын
@@sergiohalaby Good catch, that is his cousin. The rest is CGI and stop motion.
@troutwarrior6735
@troutwarrior6735 2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah but Kiera Knightly is expensive now" lol
@aleiferthenorthman7935
@aleiferthenorthman7935 2 жыл бұрын
honestly after the 2:38 mark i didn't even hear a word i died from laughing
@mrdeflok4044
@mrdeflok4044 2 жыл бұрын
The ROS zinger at the end was beautiful.
@MyChaotica
@MyChaotica 2 жыл бұрын
"They get away with that stuff all the time in soap operas" killed me!
@YZee-ij1uv
@YZee-ij1uv 2 жыл бұрын
"How does everybody know these very specific curse rules?" "I don't know, maybe when you get cursed it comes with an instruction manual." "That makes sense!" Sheer genius 😂
@Theokal3
@Theokal3 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and that's actually a good point. I could buy them knowing in the first movie because they apparently heard of the curse *before* stealing that treasure so it's safe to assume the rules for it were written somewhere, but it IS a bit weird that Salazar would know when his curse didn't have any background.
@nickgreen4731
@nickgreen4731 8 ай бұрын
Snorted tea out my nose.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
"So it must be difficult to break the trident of Poseidon - God of the Sea" "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" Ah yes, there it is
@kerbe3
@kerbe3 2 жыл бұрын
And to add the part everyone seems to forget is a part of that catchphrase [at least like 99% of the time] "Oh really?"
@masroorahmadbani1712
@masroorahmadbani1712 2 жыл бұрын
Of course kratos will agree
@justthinking650
@justthinking650 2 жыл бұрын
they hit it
@thecubester8807
@thecubester8807 2 жыл бұрын
Hello again
@burritodog3634
@burritodog3634 2 жыл бұрын
shut up dude
@Voxelize
@Voxelize 2 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten that this movie exists and that I'd seen it.
@bobs1422
@bobs1422 2 жыл бұрын
"all the time I was wondering how he got those fricking hairbeads …" Oh god … it's like Solo - a Star Wars stoyr all over again
@treshmiranda699
@treshmiranda699 2 жыл бұрын
producer guy: what about captain salazer's ship ? screenwriter guy: well just recycle the flying dutchman and cover its deck with lanterns. it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience
@asantaimeep
@asantaimeep 2 жыл бұрын
somehow I have never seen this guy before and I'd just like to remark that his eyes are incredibly pretty.
@landonletterman831
@landonletterman831 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the movie shoots itself in the foot within the first 10 minutes, when a dead man claims "dead men tell no tales," before a dead man gives a living man a tale to take with him and tell.....
@MrPeterPFL
@MrPeterPFL 2 жыл бұрын
*”He’s/She’s from the other movie!”* Such an underrated catchphrase
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome, now we can have a hour long compilation of Pirates of the Caribbean pitches. Re-watching pitch meetings I've already seen is TIGHT.
@Ragemuffn
@Ragemuffn 2 жыл бұрын
"Yeeeah, I don't care!" hahaha love it. too accurate 😂
@simplymccartneyofficial1170
@simplymccartneyofficial1170 2 жыл бұрын
I thought for sure he would have mentioned Paul McCartney’s cameo singing Maggie Mae!
@BonyTheBoner
@BonyTheBoner 2 жыл бұрын
Me tooo
@d73w80
@d73w80 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see the "congratulations: you're cursed!" guidebook
@CNNBlackmailSupport
@CNNBlackmailSupport 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the Dutchman crew stripped of their inhuman appearances when Will took over?
@damianmayo3174
@damianmayo3174 2 жыл бұрын
@7:01 im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gokulsiriah7941
@gokulsiriah7941 2 жыл бұрын
These pitch meetings have successfully managed to Ruin almost all my favourite movies...and im not mad about it
@preachergallow394
@preachergallow394 2 жыл бұрын
Factss😂😂
@Loyal_Lion
@Loyal_Lion 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope this wasn't one of your favorite movies 😂
@gokulsiriah7941
@gokulsiriah7941 2 жыл бұрын
@@Loyal_Lion Nope it wasnt😂
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 2 жыл бұрын
It says a lot that Jack is barely mentioned in this pitch meeting.
@goldfire1
@goldfire1 2 жыл бұрын
Why though
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 2 жыл бұрын
@@goldfire1 Jack does nothing in this movie. He just bumps around. The new writers clearly didn't understand the character and they just turned him into a joke.
@thomasraines1396
@thomasraines1396 2 жыл бұрын
So Jack is just kind of there?
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasraines1396 Worse. He's there but he's a complete clown.
@GameBreaker1055
@GameBreaker1055 2 жыл бұрын
@@MatiZ815 So he's there, but as what a 5 year old would describe him.
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