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How Davy Jones and his crew had better CGI than the most recent Pirates movie is baffling.

It's kind of weird how Barbossa, the first big bad of the series, is somehow more of a hero than Jack is.

Salazar and his crew look so cool, they look like their bodies are trying to hold themselves together, the cracks and missing parts.

Honestly i'm really sad Pirates month is ending this was such a blast and it was great to hear what Doug thought about these films

Some facts about the Sharks in this film: The sharks were also given broken spines and fins which allowed animators to have the sharks perform erratic, jagged, and inelegant movements. "We wanted them to swim as if they were zombie sharks", adds visual effects supervisor Patrick Ledda. At one point, the sharks take on a rowboat holding Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) and Henry Turner (Brenton Thwaites), biting at the craft and jumping out of the water, a task made more difficult by the fact that Depp and Thwaites were shot practically on a stage.

Wow this month went by fast. Thanks for this awesome series critic. 😃

Despite all the movie’s flaws, we can agree Salazar had a HELL OF A THEME SONG!

Honestly here's a really Interesting Fact for you : Javier Bardem imagined the character of Captain Salazar as a cross between a bull in the ring and a cante jondo singer (tragic Spanish flamenco music). Additionally, Bardem studied the history of the Spanish Royal Navy in preparation for the role.

Lets wrap up Pirates month with the other Pirates of the Caribbean film nobody remembers. Thank you once again for another great theme month Doug

One thing that always bugged me about this one was how it said Jack got his compass. In this, his captain gave it to him when he was young; meanwhile, Calypso said she gave it to him in pirates 2.

To think this film is 6 years old already when it still feels like a new film, contrasted to the previous film came out in 2011 which was another 6 years ago but felt so much longer in that time 2011 to 2017 is mind boggling to me!

As a Beatles and Paul McCartney solo fab, I loved the McCartney cameo. I think they wanted him Kingsmen Golden Circle, but he was busy with this.

7:50 Holy shit! Never thought I would see Helluva Boss on this show. Also I'm pretty sure Loona would skip the lawsuit and go Mortal Kombat on their asses like in the Truth Seekers episode.

After three years, he finally did it. Nc finally reviewed each and every movie in my favorite film series of all time. What a wild sea of hype and swashbuckling this month has been. Thanks for everything, Doug.🏴‍☠️

This film is called Salazar's Revenge here, which made everyone wonder whether he'd been in any previous films and we'd just forgotten. And I think that the zombie sharks look great when they're underwater, but look awful in the shots above the surface.

7:51 holy shit that joke caught me off guard. Also thanks Doug literally haven’t watched these films for what feels like years and now i have a new appreciation for them ❤ keep up the good work.

I honestly looked forward to each installment of Pirate's Month. You did an excellent job.

as much as we dislike ads I will always love the energy doug gives for the ads he participates in. like seriously no one comes close comparatively

7:51 I *KNEW* you were gonna get to it eventually, Doug!

Did they just reference Helluva Boss? AWESOME! Would love to see something covering season 1!

I personally see Salazar as the best part of the movie, I love the design, the cgi is pretty good and I love the entire atmosphere around him

A Pretty Interesting Fact: The company in charge of the pools at the movie studio where this movie was filmed had a staff member on site full time to service the two pools that were used for filming. These pools are located at Movie World on the Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia. They are several million liters in capacity and needed to be serviced regularly due to the debris and props that were used in the water. The company is called Poolwerx Movie Services and the senior pool tech's name is Ian Jenkins.

7:51 Holy shit, so Doug does know this, he needs to do a review

You know the more these go on the more respect i have for the first three in how amazing good they were

In the video game Sea of thieves there was a crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean that is canon to the story after this movie and it also haves Davy Jones as the main villain because it explains the end credit scene of this movie with Davy Jones returning

7:52 Omg that Loona from Helluva Boss reference! 🤣🙌

I saw this one in a theater and really enjoyed it. A friend of mine worked on the designs for some of the CGI creatures (I know the zombie seagulls that flew around Bardem's ship were his). The series really should have ended as a trilogy, but this one is a whole lot more fun than the 4th one, at least. It gives some satisfying closure to most of the characters, and the scene with Jack Sparrow robbing the bank is just plain fun...it reminds me of the bit with the rolling water wheel in the second film.

I honestly love the first 3 so much! You can never convince me any of them are bad, and you can never convince me 4 & 5 are good or better than any of them

We finally made it, “Pirates Month” has come to an end. It also looks like you’re going to review “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish” next week… I CAN’T WAIT! After next week, please go back to the sea for one more adventure. This has nothing to do with pirates in general, but is based on a true story that, like “At World’s End”, was the most expensive movie ever made when it came out. It starts of with a present-day expedition to find a diamond, then goes back in time to the real-life disaster that happened 84 years ago. There is another protagonist called “Jack”in this time period who starred opposite Johnny Depp in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape”, which is a coincidence. This movie made up for its huge price tag to not only become the highest grossing movies of its time, but the very 1st movie in history to gross $1 BILLION! The director topped that over 10 years later with a blue allegory for Native Americans that “borrows” elements from afterschool specials about protecting the environment. This movie I’m actually giving clues to also won 11 Oscars, including best picture. 💰💵 My birthday is coming soon, & it would be a good present… PLEASE DOUG, PLEASE! 😊

I had fun with this movie, and I was glad to see Orlando Bloom back. Still hoping we get Davy Jones again after that credits scene

I really enjoyed this one. Wasn't the best in the series of course but in 2017 it was nice seeing another adventure with these characters. Also, I can't believe he threw a Cats and Dogs reference in at the beginning

7:53 waittttttt a minute! Did Doug seriously just reference Helluva Boss out of complete left field?! Holy shit, KZfaq animation is now fair play in the world of Channel Awesome!

What a sad way to end a great franchise :(

If the writers decided to write Jack like he was for the rest of the series it would be so much better

17:49 …and this is was the final nail in the coffin for me. Barbosa is a dead-beat dad. 😤 He was just fine as a pirate! I never needed to think of him as a father!

One thing I found strange about this movie is it tells you where Jack got the compass from, differently from where Jack got it from in the previous movie. Go watch dead man’s chest, Tia Dalma literally says that she gave Jack the compass, did the writers just not watch the previous movies?

7:52 oh my god totally review heelva boss sometime, it's one of the best adult oriented series out there

Saw this in theaters when it came out and I gotta say. Those water effects looked so good on the big screen

Reviews like this make me miss First Viewings. I feel like that would've been a very fun one. Hope you guys bring it back someday.

I too love the Paul McCartney cameo in this movie. He is literally introduced into the film singing "Maggie May", you can't get more Beatles than that.

I had a great time with this one when I saw this in the theater. Curse of the Black Pearl is still my favorite and I remember a lot more about At World’s End, but this one was a lot of fun and had this passion to it.

7:52 I did not expect a Helluva Boss reference on Nostalgia Critic

8:44 that is my favorite Jack moment ever. Can't stop laughing every time I watch it 😂

8:30 The closest in the 21st century is Pirates (2005) starring Jesse Jane at 129 minutes. 9:34 Like the Back to the Future trilogy?

Whoa whoa whoa! Doug watches Helluva Boss? Ok…respect 😎

Can you believe that Javier Bardem was originally going to be in the Dark Universe as well before it fell apart? What was he thinking back then?

Doug making a Helluva Boss reference. Wasn't expecting that.

Loved this Pirates marathon. For the marathon next year, please do the first four Fast and Furious movies.

Did he just referenced Loona from Helluva Boss? Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well

7:51 OMG! Olay out of all the characters he could've used, I was not expecting it to be Loona! That is fucking amazing!

i wanted to take a minute and thank you guys for your channel. My wife battles with bipolar and since Christmas i have had to put her four times in the hospital including just late last night. Whenever i get to the point of just wanting to give up i watch your guys channel along with a few others and you guys help me feel so much better. love you guys and want you guys to know what a blessing you are to us who watch you. God bless

Troubled Production: The film was being produced as Johnny Depp was going through a bitter divorce from his wife Amber Heard. As such, he was chronically late to the set, as most of his time was spent drinking and getting into fights with Heard, to the point where it ate into the schedule as the set often came to a halt for hours at a time. It got to the point where a production assistant was hired just to wait outside Depp's house and announce that he was awake when they saw the lights inside come on. There was also a two week delay when Depp sliced the tip of his finger off in a blowout with Heard and had to fly back home to the US to see a specialist and have surgery. This was nothing compared to his fight with the Australian government, which took up a whole year and saw Disney and all the Pirates fans wondering if Depp was going to be charged with dog smuggling. While Amber Heard ultimately pled guilty after it was discovered that the dogs belonged to her, the year long saga ultimately led to Disney dropping Depp from the franchise. It was being reported throughout 2020 that he might be returning in some capacity but it remains to be seen if it will come to fruition after Depp lost a defamation lawsuit in the UK against a tabloid and is now legally allowed to be referred to as a “wife beater” since he was fired from two other projects after the verdict. He also continued down the litigation path in the US directly against Heard which ended in a split decision in which he was found to have been defamed by Heard (with a $10 million judgement) in an opinion piece she wrote in the Washington Post but also that he defamed her via his lawyer and for which she was awarded $2 million. However, they settled about six months after the trial as the appeals process started with Heard paying him $ 1 million via her insurer but she admitted to no wrongdoing in her statement and not did not have to sign an NDA. The judge in the case found 12 of 14 instances (one hadn’t had a full deposition and one was inconclusive) in the case met the civil bar for domestic violence.

I literally choked when Loona from Helluva Boss showed up on screen.

19:21 he said: I hate the Sparrow,Die Sparrow,I had to watch tha scene with subtitles on lol

This movie actually has two titles. For some reason here in the U.K it was called “Salazar’s Revenge”. I don’t know either. I thought there was six of these.

7:51 you referencing Helluva Boss's Loona just made me have the biggest grin ever. XD

I liked the idea of Jack being a recurring character in an anthology series. Sometimes he has a small part, sometimes big or none at all. But each Pirate movie would have been unique.

19:29 Who wants to see Doug play "Spyro: Reignited Trilogy" on Twitch?

Did no-one notice in the second movie, we were told Jack got the compass from the witch lady only to find in this movie it was changed to his old captain giving it to him?

I really am with you with the background laugh being the funniest thing in the movie. The only thing I always have to laugh about.

The Post Credits Scene even teased Davy Jones to Return for Pirates 6 hinting that it would Conclude the Franchise as a whole

The sixth pirates movie in my eyes will always be the Sea of Thieves "A Pirates Life" campaign. It's such a great love letter to the whole series

"No one's ever handled my Hershel!" Archer: "Phrasing, boom!"

This is a good theme month, although I really wish we got a first viewing with each one of them. I really miss that series.

Thanks for doing Pirates Month, had a great time with these

The Critic didn't mention it but the compass kept changing lore in this again. In the first movie it was said to be broken, then it was said to lead to what the person wants, then Tia Dalma said she gave it to Jack, then here Jack got it from his former captain and suddenly the compass is cursed.

You know if you ever need to Motivate someone just tell them don't be like Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales it works every time trust me

Birthday month has been a blast- with finishing this pirates month with- what I thought at least- was a really cool line, dead men tells no tale

15:06 GOLD-SHEEF-TEH FAH-RAH-HUH-NEE!!! Yeah, I know it's kinda hard to pronounce, but here you go anyway

One of the biggest issues about this movie is it doesn't follow any of its established lore at all. -Jack Sparrow already found the Trident of Poseidon was he was a teenage stowaway. -Jack Sparrow got the Wicked Wench from when he was an employee in the EITC. -Jack Sparrow got the Compass from Tia Dalma. -We see at the end of AWE (10 years later) the Flying Dutchman appears to be uncursed. Yet the kid barely ages a day and when he finds the Flying Dutchman, both Will and the ship are cursed. -In OST, we see the Black Pearl is sailing in a storm while flying Barbossa's flag. Here, it's sailing on gentle seas and flying Jack Sparrow's flag. And if the ship was peppered with cannonfire, shouldn't we see a lot of damage, or dead bodies, or at the very least, Barbossa's leg hanging from a rope? And where's Cotton's parrot? -If Salazar was such a huge threat to piracy, wouldn't the Brethren Court have assembled to take action against him? We see Jack's father, Teague, standing right behind him at the Wicked Wench's wheel. -We see that Marty is in this film, which tells me he either survived Blackbeard's assault or jumped ship before that happened. We also see that Murtogg and Mulroy (the two former british soldiers) are now serving Barbossa, which suggests they either also survived or jumped ship too. What happened to Pintel, Ragetti and Cotton? And when did Scrum decide to leave Barbossa for Jack Sparrow? -If Barbossa got his original outfit back, why does he go back to wearing that stupid wig? He loved wearing that hat. -If Salazar was 'Jack's greatest fear,' then why could Jack barely remember him at all, and why did he show no ounce of fear when facing Salazar as a boy?

I remember the first trailers for this movie, the hype was immense.

Honestly I liked all the films. The first is obviously in a tier of its own but I also think the second and third are awesome. The fourth and this one definitely have issues but I still had fun watching them. When it comes to another Pirates film I can go either way, I'd like one more but I can live without it.

When Malcolm and Tamara sang “Fearless Hero” that was hilarious 😂

9:05 I don’t think he knew he was unleashing more torment since it took him a moment for him to understand who Henry was talking about

I remember the Disneycember for this one. Even I know it's not the worst.

I never expected that the nostalgia critic would reference helluva boss in one his reviews.

7:51 **Spits Out Water** Oh! ^~^

Still my favourite Pirates of the Caribbean film. Really Pirates of the Caribbean 4 didn't pull in the numbers at the box office? Oh yeah, because 1 billion dollars isn't a big number?🤨

I didn't even realize this movie existed. Now I kinda want to watch it...

I've been waiting for you to do this review since the beginning of Pirate's month and this was absolutely hilarious thanks for making my Wednesday feel a lot better ❤️

I remember laughing my ass off during the "execution battle" scene. Some of the best stuff from the Pirates I've seen.

Brought to you by HI, HONEY! I liked this movie more than the one before and I really appreciate they ended Bloom's story. I found his fate kinda frustrating for a character you had to endure for 3 movies. Also it took them 5 movies to have sharks! In a Pirates movie.

In my opinion this was my favorite pirate movie of the bunch I was so excited when I found out this was coming out I was six when this released and I got every toy from the movie at toys are us So I think this is the most underrated movie

I just wanna say thank you critic. I've been suffering from a terrible stomach bug, currently in the Emergency room and your video is making the experience a little more bearable.

20:54 Why do I suddenly hear a wolf whistling?

If the curse has been lifted from Will, then he has no heart. Also Jack got the compass from Tia Dalma and Davy Jones raised the Black Pearl for Jack (Maybe it sank later?). Why can't they know their own established lore?

Honestly we're so close to Pirates just talking about why they hate shaving cream for 15 minutes straight

Barbossa's character arc was the best thing in this movie for me. I found the anchor scene very emotional and touching. The fact, that he felt guilty for abandoning his own daughter because he knew he would suck as a loving parent. So in the end, he found peace after saving Carina, Jack and the Black Pearl. And his legacy will live on with Carina. It's the best way to end the story of Barbossa. Another "to be continued..." like in At Worlds end wouldn't work at all. And Hector is not the guy who deserves a happy ending. He's still a backstabbing greedy liar. So the heroic redemption arc was the best option He was a true pirate till the end. A Pirate's life indeed🫡🥲

10:21 - 🤣🤣That 'Sanctuary!' joke cracked me up! 🤣🤣

Critic... this is the best thumbnail on your whole channel you better not change it like the other pirates month ones...

Thanks for reviewing the entire Disney Pirates saga. I can say it was very much deserved.

Last video of March. I'm sad to see it end but am looking forward for others. Curious what will be the movie theme for next year

one of the only things i liked in this film is the hari moving like its underwater its really cool

18:07 I laughed so much harder at that "Bath Right" joke than I intended.

One thing I don't like about this movie is Jack Sparrow, or more specifically, how Jack Sparrow is written. As bad as At World's End is, at least it had Jack Sparrow being the Jack Sparrow I know and love. He was still entertaining, Johnny Depp still did a good job playing the character, and the whole thing with multiple Jacks was amusing. In this movie, he's just a bumbling buffoon that isn't really funny. It's not the Jack Sparrow we know and love.

Loving the pirate series! 😊

7:54 that helluva boss loons joke was unexpected, but welcomed

One minor thing, Jack's compass makes no sense in this film. First, he definitely doesn't know about the curse being tied to the compass. Him looking at it, saying the line "Pirate's life" is more so in reference to the fact that despite that being one of his most prized possessions, which has magic on it, he has fallen so far that he is willing to trade this priceless item just for some booze to help him forget his problems for a while. A good idea in theory... but why now? Jack has given his compass away REPEATEDLY. He gave it Elizabeth in 2, gave it to Will in 3, and Gibs in 4. Why does the curse only break NOW and not any other time in the last several years?

I can't wait to see this. I love your channel