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Today I went to a Fuel Depot in Dronfield and got a wonderful reception. They told me that I was going to rob them, and they are a terrorist threat , and loads of other rubbish.
Then they sent the biggest lad in the yard to watch me, that was really funny.
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@paulraper1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely struck dumb trying to figure out how that kid thought it would be a good idea to walk up and down to block your camera. What the f*ck did he think he was gonna look like on youtube? I didn't believe anyone could be that stupid.
@Taxslave13345 3 жыл бұрын
He’s basically been employed as a fence
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍
@factorylad5071 3 жыл бұрын
A company man.
@ricosuave8123 3 жыл бұрын
Dumb as a post comes to mind.
@DaStig 2 жыл бұрын
strong in the arm dumb in the head.
@if3054 Жыл бұрын
He really thought you'd be intimidated by him standing there with his arms folded. Hilarious
@MrTrig84 2 жыл бұрын
“He ain’t got a name, he can’t remember” hahaha that got me
@sharpspencer3234 3 жыл бұрын
I did chuckle watching this, they acted like children wasting money with one of their employee's shadowing you, pathetically.
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
It was funny 🤣🤣
@tonybooth1759 2 жыл бұрын
That big lad walking back and forward is the best thing I have seen 😂😂
@DonegalOverlanding 2 жыл бұрын
That is so unfair on the big lad being hung out to dry like that. You can just tell he couldn't engage with you because he would get in trouble. Those bosses have little respect for him to make him do that. He handled it well enough though.
@Lamebred. Жыл бұрын
He was told to simply just stand there.. him walking up and down like that, making himself look like a complete prat. That's on him.. 😂😂
@Gary0557 Жыл бұрын
Disagree, he looks a right plank following him everywhere.
@copwatcher2087 3 жыл бұрын
That was so funny, you were very kind I would have had him running up and down for hours 🤣
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
I did realise that he was not wearing a Hi-Viz vest, but didn't realise he was also wearing flip-flops on his feet. What a good example
@yeahhbuddy3932 3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry one day he will lose his toes or worse and the plonker will learn 😁
@grahamg6212 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, health and safety flip flops, no viz and a pink safety helmet. wot a little Hitler.
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we called them something similar 😂
@i3az 3 жыл бұрын
That company made a right fool out of the nameless big lad. 😂😂😂
@darrenwilson8042 3 жыл бұрын
He's management so he is exempt - right up until a truck crushes his foot the HSE take them to court and the business owners want to know WTF their site manager was doing walking round with no Hi-Viz and no safety footwear
@laceys2038 3 жыл бұрын
Benny from Crossroads was a big lad too.😂
@stevensheehy8496 3 жыл бұрын
Really made me laugh with the kid walking up and down, classy.
@noahtheo85 10 ай бұрын
Yep. Looked a rite twat
@rogermellie8068 3 жыл бұрын
When I was young if there was someone with a video camera, people would try to be on it or wave to the camera. Now there are millions of cameras everywhere you go and everyone is hysterical and paranoid at the sight of one.
@chrisdurant4627 2 жыл бұрын
And they,v got cameras,,, 24, 7. Who made the first, camera,,,, ??? P, j , get get back intouch we me,,,
@davidsmith2910 2 жыл бұрын
true
@charliepearce8767 2 жыл бұрын
LOOK MUM !....IM ON TELLY !
@Pureblood002 Жыл бұрын
Weird innit ?
@timothyfitz1010 3 жыл бұрын
Is he really dumb enough to think his body can block the entire scope of your camera lens? Poor lad.
@FACELOWNER 3 жыл бұрын
He's certainly not the sharpest knife in the draw.!!
@brianmurphy8790 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's just after his 15 mins of YT fame.
@MartiBlagborough 3 жыл бұрын
These folks are so fragile lol. After years of filming it still baffles me 😂😂😂😂
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
I just can't understand their logic most of the time 🤔🤔🤔
@gabrielhughes8221 3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits Hey next time someone is staying in front of the camera like that following you. Say to them here boy over here, nope right here boy almost there yeah that's a good doggy, who is a good boy... you are lol 🤣😅😂 man their would be so upset or they would stop trying to stay in front of the camera
@finlaysfishing2677 3 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best yet! What a shame having to follow orders like that 😕🤣🤣
@thewomble1509 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicotoscani1707 It's not the size of dog in the fight......................
@chellejack3480 2 жыл бұрын
It's the TERROR. It's everywhere. (apparently) 🤯
@andrewgarner2224 3 жыл бұрын
We have been burgled recently I've been to the petrol pumps and I feel like I've been mugged
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the same get 28mpg from my Audi and it needs 99ron too
@jamst123 2 жыл бұрын
"He ain't got a name he can't remember" good god I nearly spat my wisdom teeth out 🤣🤣😅
@TheFBATruth 3 жыл бұрын
“We are a terror threat” Jesus Christ not many people admit they’re terrorists. I hope you rang the police.
@johnythomp8995 3 жыл бұрын
The guy was worried you might steal from his yard but opened a secured gate then walked away
@janefaulkner3749 3 жыл бұрын
Theft of photons is a very serious offence especially when you've been told not to.
@stephensage1258 3 жыл бұрын
When will these mugs realise its only their reactions that make these vids worth while?
@ianmitchell1594 3 жыл бұрын
You should have told him he looks good behind bars 😂
@maureenkidd6629 3 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahaha!
@garryquiggins8183 2 жыл бұрын
I had the same thought, he seemed very comfy behind the bars. He's probably done some time somewhere before.
@Alex-bq3tj 3 жыл бұрын
"We are a terror threat". Ah finally somewhere for the police to put Section 43 to good use 😅
@thewengerinn5555 3 жыл бұрын
Ive watched a fair few audits now.... but these guys sending the big man out to get in shot was the funniest thing ive seen for a long time 👊😂😂😂 what a helmet that young guy was 😂 shoulda told his boss where to get off!
@fuckgoogle93 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, you know they were laughing away at his expense.
@jonovens7974 2 жыл бұрын
I feel for him - imagine the ribbin' he;s gonna get if his mates see this....can hope 🤣🤣
@flasheart3817 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonovens7974 good he's a prick. Imagine what he's like after a beer. Can't do wi twats like that who think they can intimidate people with their size
@xj358 3 жыл бұрын
I think his name was Shaun the Sheep in the orange high viz. Not much going off in the upstairs department.
@RogerVKint 3 жыл бұрын
We're looking for companies that might be causing environmental hazards! & act suspicious when I'm filming.
@tenpole41 3 жыл бұрын
Isnt it strange how they say we will film you as soome kind of threat?
@timjonheath 3 жыл бұрын
"He's a big lad" nil on brains like most of em.
@kevintraynor4508 3 жыл бұрын
He reminded me of jaws from the spy who loved me the guy with the metal teath
@MartiBlagborough 3 жыл бұрын
Poor lad having to follow orders like that 😂
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
I did feel sorry for him 😔😔
@MartiBlagborough 3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits mate just watch your Sheffield forge masters. I'll be there tomorrow pal. 100%. I'll teach them a lesson lol
@shaunlewis286 2 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits at least he got his steps in lol
@jaybee7007 2 жыл бұрын
Company bitch
@HassanAli-vr6ot 2 жыл бұрын
poor Chris ain't here anymore the crackhead.
@CaptChrispy 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm worried about you robbing the place, let me just show you the gate code and open the gate for you."
@beakytzw 3 жыл бұрын
This place needs multiple auditors at the same time! Big lad looks like a clown all thanks to his boss thinking the big guy would intimidate you and stop you from filming.
@pos3945 3 жыл бұрын
What a moody company and the young lad at the gate what a clown Jesus what’s up with them you should charge them for the publicity as for the the other 2 guys they were really friendly down to earth with a great sense of humour , great video pal 👍
@johnjo7778 3 жыл бұрын
Safety flip flops are the best! Especially in summer!😉👍
@barry_gooch_baked299 2 жыл бұрын
The lad in the high viz with Disney Prince hair, his attempt at intimidation was adorable.
@christopherwarner6590 2 жыл бұрын
The way he walked up and down the fencing 😆
@trucker5722 3 жыл бұрын
Loved his steel toe capped flip flops.
@77and 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Clearly one of the bosses. One rule for you, another for me.
@thomassweeten462 2 жыл бұрын
Hope they were anti static flip flops the flopping idiot was wearing!
@noneofyourbusiness9369 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomassweeten462 That's okay if they're not he is. He couldn't catch a spark if he tried no smarts in that one.
@johngrice2246 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that whilst talking about burglary and yet he made no effort to cover his PIN as he entered it to open the gate
@TheSimonn1 3 жыл бұрын
That firm a bit childish putting them barrels there to make it awkward for other drivers
@fintonmainz7845 3 жыл бұрын
Especially a firm which has trucks visiting their site. They should understand better. Pure ignorance.
@user-fq5bz6po3b 3 жыл бұрын
They had the council put double yellows so nobody could park near their gates. Ok for them to block but not ok for anyone to block them.
@jean-paulvanmeerbeek2271 Жыл бұрын
The flip flops made the whole scene complete 😂
@bigboy0625 Жыл бұрын
Great to see the tanker driver wearing his PPE hard hat, safety glasses 😂 also the boss wearing flip flops nice safety boots 😂
@outdoorsummiteer399 2 жыл бұрын
That guy at the fence 😂 like a cat chasing the dot
@user-ck6kq8zl2i 2 жыл бұрын
Phrase of the day...Dilligaf !!! Keep it going PJ lad..you're giving us all hours of entertainment
@PJAudits 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊 😊 👍
@fireskycam9889 2 жыл бұрын
There's an Australian Song called DILLIGAF. Sung by Kevin Bloody Wilson. Check it out
@Nilzipan 3 жыл бұрын
His attempt at blocking the camera was hilarious lol.
@garyheap788 3 жыл бұрын
What a set of knobs Enough said about Freak fuels
@paulwilliams8389 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing how whenever you film anywhere an arrogant jobsworth suddenly appears out of nowhere!
@MrRedone7 Жыл бұрын
cant believe a grown man would walk up and down like that to try and block you
@superskier2 3 жыл бұрын
Gigantor just loves the camera. Since when are flip flops approved safety footware.
@ianhill4585 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they were steel toe capped flip flops.🙄
@allenomalley4014 2 жыл бұрын
The big dufus they should put a rail around and leash him he can run up and down all day slavering and slobbering …. Jobs that hard to find up there humiliating himself like that
@dcunningham2175 2 жыл бұрын
The first guy talks about being burgled and robbed, yet then punches in the code (on camera) for the automatic entrance gate lol.
@twinkle3026 Жыл бұрын
I know! How daft he is! LoL! xx
@lloydclapp5186 2 жыл бұрын
Love the video that was very funny putting the biggest lad they could find to block your view 😀 that worked out for them 😂😂😂
@garydavies4457 3 жыл бұрын
think that company needs a few auditors there
@thebigdog4122 3 жыл бұрын
@live free @marti blagborough get on it lads terrorise this company what a set of bandits lol
@user-fq5bz6po3b 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebigdog4122 he was out in flipflops again today ranting in the yard.
@thebigdog4122 3 жыл бұрын
Ye he’s a bellend mate
@thebigdog4122 3 жыл бұрын
All I can say is drivers must be paid well there cos I wunt stay with that dick
@ozzyefc44 3 жыл бұрын
If brains were made from chocolate that big lad and his boss wouldn’t have enough to fill a smartie 😂
@blueboyste 3 жыл бұрын
We've had people filming the site and then we've been burgled! - so I'm going to enter in the access code to the gate whilst your timing me! Fantastic logic right there!
@Sameoldfitup 3 жыл бұрын
“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.”---- Leonardo da Vinci.
@mickeymouse7861 Жыл бұрын
"I don't go on websites very often, only KZfaq" hahaha
@fintonmainz7845 3 жыл бұрын
I've put on a lot of weight during the lockdown. Plus I have big ears. I must apply for a job with that company as a living privacy screen. I've found my calling in life at last.
@stecoach3125 3 жыл бұрын
A boy with no name, I feel sorry for that lad, who had to follow such ridiculous orders form his boss.
@Garry_2Rs 3 жыл бұрын
Remember when Freddie Mercury made the cameraman follow every movement on stage at the live aid concert? This reminded me of that hahaha
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
It was funny, I couldn't stop laughing. I I wonder if he realised what an idiot he looked 😂
@Garry_2Rs 3 жыл бұрын
@@PJAudits Unfortunately PJ, he will not realize how silly he looked, the follically challenged chap should have had more years under his cap to just laugh at it and ignore you. Great content though, without these crazy people we would have no videos to enjoy!
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when they go off on one, it's so funny, and it doesn't harm my channel either 😊😊👏
@clobber66 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve subscribed now that was so funny 😂 Thing old bill may have told them to go do one when they phoned.
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I try to make things entertaining 😊
@roleybigballs 3 жыл бұрын
Nearly fell off my chair laughing.
@maureenkidd6629 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Scott-rt4fh 3 жыл бұрын
So petty putting those barrels where they are so trucks cant reverse in
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
Just like children some people 😂😂
@kennethocongerskin9460 3 жыл бұрын
A$$holes. Making it difficult for their neighbours just because the trucks pass their boundary. Also sending a guy out to try n block filming was just comical.
@robuk3723 3 жыл бұрын
Health and safety risk pal.
@Pureblood002 Жыл бұрын
If my boss asked me to do something stupid like that i"d probably join you on the other side of the fence
@Saul-71 3 жыл бұрын
Poor lad just doing what his told by his owners lol
@johngriffiths9457 3 жыл бұрын
Real lol at the guy trying to block the camera
@robertovers1863 3 жыл бұрын
i would like to have been at his interview, can you stand by a fence? good the jobs yours. nice work for some
@leftysnowflakes3668 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao keep the young muppet with the hair standing like a fool! Haha
@andybigbs9466 2 жыл бұрын
The big lads body language with his arms folded he’s like “ I’ve no idea what I’m going to do if this bloke kicks off instead of being polite” 😂
@roygifford2794 Жыл бұрын
frigging brillient like a caged tiger walking back and forth following every move,all you need in that circus bullwhip pmsfl you crack me up ::::::::):):)
@travelingglynberryfitz4447 2 жыл бұрын
It's like playing with cat with a laser! Brilliant 👏👏
@StevieMc1971 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@pha4614 3 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing the 'Chosen One' made such an enthusiastic effort in looking for size 9 Safety Socks, Bubbles for spirit levels and 1Ltr tins of Striped paint, he was a natural choice for this task.
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@williamcrag662 3 жыл бұрын
him marching up and down at the gate watta wallaper man id have chucked him a bone 🤣🤣🤣🏴
@eddieeddie8896 11 ай бұрын
Wtf.. 🤣... What did that guy think he was doing.. Nice little walk for him anyway 🤭🤭🤭
@T200026 2 жыл бұрын
"Your videoing me" I wouldn't be if you didn't walk up to me..🤣 priceless..
@whathappening5323 3 жыл бұрын
Trigger, How do you stand in front of a camera that can move across the 200-meter frontage faster than you can walk or run. Ask Dave.
@ClevScott 2 жыл бұрын
That place definitely needs the dread drone putting up! Imagine the hysteria then 😂
@thewhiteworkingclassman7471 Жыл бұрын
The young man wants to get some balls and tell his boss I am not walking up and down our fence like a dog😂😂
@garyconstant4234 3 жыл бұрын
Surely they must know by now that the police ain’t going to do anything
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think, well obviously they don't or can't think 🤔
@neilmeacham1210 3 жыл бұрын
Hi buddy good vlogs love watching u keep safe from north wales
@PJAudits 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, glad you like my work, watch this space for more 👍😀
@dockaos924 3 жыл бұрын
On a serious note b4 I retired I got a new job at a company which the H&E had told them if they don't bring the presses up to standard within a week they would shut them down, I said oh phooking great, I phoned the H&E up and asked for one of their Inspectors to come in,as soon as he came in he recognised me from my previous job and said you in a mess I said tell me about it, we chatted about the state of the presses for a few hours, in the end he said if you can get the pressies up to spec in 3 months he would withdraw the closure order, but he said he wants to see weekly progress so he came in every week to check after the 3 months he gave the company the all clear, a few months later he company made me redundant 😒a year later they where shut down because they had done no maintenance on the presses and they had become a hazard again, I got a few thousand out of it so it wasn't all bad, hope you like my little rant lol
@phild6485 2 жыл бұрын
DilliGaf absolute quality PJ 👍 The Terminator walking up and down the fence saying nothing you handled it well. 🤣🤣🤣🙏
@bw4352 3 жыл бұрын
And I thought I had a bad day at work the poor lad bet he was cursing his boss 😂
@tinaburton7650 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha... this is the funniest one yet!!!! "Come on lad u gotta be a bit faster than that" 😂... playing catch me up! 😂😂😂
@MrHerbsandspices 3 жыл бұрын
Must be horrible, the day you realise how important you are, as the boss tells you to go outside and block the view of a bloke with a camera.. 🤣🤣🤣
@mrstupid 3 жыл бұрын
Remote controlled young lad that follows the motions of a camera. Brilliant trick
@alancooper4783 2 жыл бұрын
As always perfectly handled. Brilliant.
@PJAudits 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you kindly!
@jakeroadtonowhere4070 3 жыл бұрын
I bet the health and safety love your videos they are going to rake the cash in
@welshjohn 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 wen the lad is walking back and forth 😂
@manxusa Жыл бұрын
That was classic. "You've been a gem" hahahahahahahaha. Brilliant!
@brettkeepin808 3 жыл бұрын
Poor lad I bet he gets some stick at his local boozer for this😂
@brianhenno4744 3 жыл бұрын
Peak oil on the terror threat list 😂😂😂
@trucktalkvideos 2 жыл бұрын
You got to be quicker than that 🤣🤣🤣
@johndavidson4281 2 жыл бұрын
Funny video PJ....that bag of rusty spanners in his orange vest lol. Was funny, if a tad petulant behaviour by this company 🤣
@colinseymour3761 2 жыл бұрын
Nice taking the puppy for a walk 😂
@Coyo-Tea 2 жыл бұрын
You are bloody brilliant. That gave me a right giggle 👍🏻
@ChadeGB 2 жыл бұрын
11:07 Look at him, look at him, look! He's like a caged tiger that lad, prowling up and down his habitat, ready to pounce at any moment. 😂
@rdsparttimeDroneflights 2 жыл бұрын
That tall guy is a well controlled robot that's for sure
@alancooper4783 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the ‘Make your mind up Show’ Big lad O’dear! Has t a scooby do bless him.So funny.
@Jonathan-iw5ic Жыл бұрын
Either that lad is looking for fast promotion or he needs to look for another boss somewhere else.
@leftysnowflakes3668 3 жыл бұрын
What a muppet walking up and down like a caged lion! Lmao he's a mug that youngun with the hair haha
@iainarthur7713 2 жыл бұрын
Relieved to see the guy driving the fuel tanker was relaxed and cordial - most likely as he is when on the road :)
@thecornedbeefcouncil9792 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve not seen anything so utterly ridiculous in my life. This company have made total tits of themselves. I was howlin when that prat was wandering backwards and forwards along the fence thinking he could block your view of objects 30 times his size in the background 🤣
@robertwright7937 3 жыл бұрын
That guy walking up and down for you was ridiculously funny! I think his name is probably "Lummox." He looks the sort.😆😆
@gradyseasons8800 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine following orders to block a camera! 🤦🏼♂️
@OregonDARRYL 2 жыл бұрын
That guy punched in the "secret" code to the gate ... on camera! Hahaaa.
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