My planks of the week are the likes of the F A for milking the hell out of this going down on one knee B/S.

Jess Phillips for me. I can't stand her.

We have over 18 thousand homeless vetrens who will die on our streets because they are not considered a priority to be rehoused

The government contracts for the immigrants in the hotel should have gone through a tendering process so where is the paperwork for the tender?

I'm a Tory supporter and I like Boris. However, I am not against someone nominating him as a POTW. Free speech and I am willing to hear someone else's view.

I find it amazing that you've never heard of Serco, look at Theresa May's husband.

“The thing with chicken pox is, you have it once, you’re done. With Covid we just don’t know” says the man that’s clearly never heard of Shingles.... or the Herpes virus 🤡

Not only planks but many of them are also traitors.

*Public Order Act 1936* "any person who in any public place or at any public meeting wears uniform signifying his association with any political organisation or with the promotion of any political object shall be guilty of an offence"

What about the policemen who are over 50, the doctors, MP,s the entire House of Lords, to think I voted for Boris, what was I doing ????

Imagine waking up in a morning seeing and hearing her!,l would never be late for work ever again.

Graham, Serco is a household name in the Midlands for 20 yrs or so ,to my knowledge they were one of first private companies to win the cleaning contracts for alot of NHS Hospitals and Parking lots back in the day to name a few pies they had their hand in

soon as she said she works with mr vine--that was it. goodbye.

Jess Philips you say!! right, I'm watching...

That woman’s voice isn’t annoying at all...

Great panel this week. Some very fitting nominees and a well deserved winner.

POTW, highlight of the week on KZfaq.

serco have massive military contracts that are more massive than anything given as an example given on your program all together, they are bigger that even you think.

A tad underwhelming this week, but I can't think why? I'm a bit pissed, maybe that's the problem.

So happy to see face to face communication

Great show !

Mike ..have a look at Atkins Consulting also and see how much is being washed out of our pockets.

When Mike said that the Bromsgrove hotel would be too cheap for him, he sounds like a plank.

Great broadcast, with humorous and very interesting observations.

Plank of the week, has to go to Border force and France. Followed by Serco

I'm over 70 and was equally outraged when ordered to limit my lifestyle choices. Good that the over 50s now know how I felt.

Love this discussion!

Another Top Show.

Do these people really mean they haven't been out since March! are they MAD or just SAD ?

When will the men with the white coats come an take members of the cabinet away ?

I’m 68 and not been out since 25th Dec also disabled so this over the 50’s stay in lock down is depressing I live on my own it’s no fun believe me !!!

I'm 75 with health problems of old I am now going back to the pub.I'm talking to the staff and some customers I've known .To me it's about getting back to normal.Sod it I really can't stand all these scared witless people let them keep away from me if they want too,I won't miss them

Can we stop inviting her on. This charisma vortex always seems to be on a terrible episode...coincidence?

Watching whilst sat in the park 😁

Who is your nomination for Plank Of The Week?

This is a new concept have planks on to choose plank of the week?

Serco run alot of Prisons in Australia also,they have wide testicals worldwide,not just in U.K(I got that word wrong on porpoise btw).

Mike had a haircut! Lovely!

Well done Mike for exposing Serco!

With you on the government message, good start but heading for a poor finish...No rhyme or reason for all the lockdowns and rules

I agree that a lot of GPs are not seeing patients only talking to them on the phone but we as staff at surgeries are working hard seeing people and having done so since the beginning of this, you must also strongly include all the hospital consultants who are sending work they should be doing at the hospitals to the GPs, that's why the hospitals are empty Mike

Supporting Boris or Oliver Dowden for POTW. Telling us to help the economy by going out and spending money, also to do sport to keep fit, and then telling hundreds of people, mostly children, across the country for the third time they can't do their non-contact sport because the ice rinks have to stay shut for another two weeks.

Old MG, you do realise Civil Servants are working from home during this crisis don’t you? For this reason I nominate Old MG as Plank of the Week, for this week!!

The establishment is plank of many weeks

I’m tired of clubbing, so I’m going to sit with a mob of pensioners....😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎🙃🙃🙃

Serco also do covid testing for Gov.

Why is this edition not "sparkling"?

Matt Hancock, hands down. Go to Wales, go on holiday, but don't meet your neighbours.

Serco are also big in Thailand managing catering services for international accredited hospitals and offshore oil and gas rigs in the Gulf of Thailand, probably as a result of the Prince Andrew headed trade delegation visits a few years back.

I know cofffid party is silly but if betting on who gets it first is only slightly different from health or death insurance. To each their own, I'd say.

ok Mike love your stuff. always makes me laugh. anyway Check it out.. as an Irishman who used to live in your lovely country.. plank of the week.. the Irish voters.. michael .. pronounced mehall Martin has become our new leader.. just do the research.. Leo was a plank too.. sorry it's embarrassing as a person!

When is it going to be Mike Graham's turn? He's a good candidate most weeks.

Aliens are not a "conspiracy" if they exist, whos the conspirator? God? lol

Lock up the over 50s then the plank of the week is Doris hes 56 !!!

SNP every time

Many restaurants in my state have staff who tested positive for Covid-19. So yes, we aren't thrilled over here about running to eat there. Eek.

London diseased ridden I can't remember that when was it?

Boris J is simply a cipher for Dominic Cummings. Without old Dom, BoJo would be totally bereft of ideas.

Mike, nobody is being told what is going on, a manifestation of the ostrich syndrome, if we don't hear about it, it doesn't exist.

I'm pretty sure Elon wasn't being serious.

Julia Hartley Brewer for plank

James o,Brian plank of the planet 🌎

This is turning into HIGNFY. That's not a compliment.

For a minute I thought that 'pan-sexual' meant that you had sex with pans ! Oh my

... The 2017 Paradise Papers revealed that Appleby carried out a risk assessment of Serco and noted it had a "history of problems, failures, fatal errors and overcharging" and had faced allegations of fraud and cover-ups...

plank of the week has two planks as guests

Stop writing messages on here and write to Boris Johnson and get him to answer your questions put the pressure on him thats why we all pay him he can’t ignore all of us

Tommy Tommy Tommy

You don't really think he means that????? It is the lightest trolling

Never wear skirt now. Trousers only. I hate sport and maths.

you can build your own pyramids, we're not doing them for you.

I think Dr Maddley should have won it

How does the country keep running without these Civil servants ?????????

Supply teachers are not on full pay.

She looks like she should eat something either at a restaurant or at home!!

its 48000 in hotels.

See Sweden, duh.

Have any of these businesses actually done their due diligence or a risk assessment? No. We all know this is mad, its time to step up and say...NO.

You can get chicken pox more than once I got them 3 times in childhood an had shingles in adulthood...

c'mon mike - you know you should . . . . .

Civil Servants 🐷

something smells very bad when it comes to Serco and Tory friends and family.

Maybe Elon Musk knows something we’re not privy to

Jeremy vine I wouldn't wanna be associated with this plonker.

If you think Elon Music is dumb, joke's on you! He's 300 years in the future.

So you condemned the footballer for not following the rules, whilst admitting you will not follow rules you don't agree with, OK got it.

You can sit outside and inside without a mask in cafes ffs. People moaning on and on and they don't have a clue what's going on 😂. Talkradio have been woeful during the last few months.

Mike there's always a lag between infection rates and people being admitted to hospital, I would guess in the next two-three weeks this will happen, as Belgium has seen a doubling in hospitalizations in recent weeks.

If a man can't manage his household why on earth would anyone give him charge over a nation ???????

The plank is you Mike for the awful choice of plank choosers, a loud opinionated lady and the guy who had a job to get a word in. COME on Mike you can do better,

Dawn is hot

She can't be over 50?

Pansexual gives you nasty images of someone doing something unspeakable in the kitchen. Not exactly stirring political stuff

gammons of the week

September ?

Elon Musk was clearly just joking, seems like you never actually read his other follow up tweets about the building of the pyramids. I nominate you as plank of the week for not researching properly.

These 3 are way off base when they all quaintly agree and non judgmentally accept that sexual preferences in private lives shouldnt make a difference when holding high office....it makes all the difference if only because we do not want to have a PM or whoever becoming a laughing stock...when people indulge in off the wall sexual antics,it will affect decision making and judgement which ultimately become public knowledge, then the contempt and the laughing starts....is it not true,that when someone in high office indulges in the off the wall or even downright illegal practices,that it is catered for and covered up and people will try and tell me it shouldnt matter.....we the voters think and know it does....

I'm amazed listening to them all talking ... does the British media/people live a uk bubble ? Let's all criticise whoever is trying to find solutions to this b.pandemic

Oh FFS. I'm out

She’s as bad as Alex Phillips, boring, bring back Esther..