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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

3 ай бұрын

Please, don't touch anything is puzzle game that tempts you into pressing a big red button with many many different endings!
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@jannikf2504
@jannikf2504 3 ай бұрын
This is a classic! Really neat experience of a game. When you hit all the buttons you got the Stanley name badge, it's a nod to the stanley parable because his job is pressing buttons. You also sometimes get the papers please easter egg
@smartsmartie7142
@smartsmartie7142 3 ай бұрын
Papers Please is great too! Maybe the next game RCE could play!
@oliverduke1173
@oliverduke1173 3 ай бұрын
Stanley Tweedle?
@RichardJr1134
@RichardJr1134 3 ай бұрын
Great game
@matthewlongtin4148
@matthewlongtin4148 3 ай бұрын
*Jim
@dtdt5447
@dtdt5447 3 ай бұрын
@@matthewlongtin4148The Stanley Parable 2.
@theophilemizandeau6684
@theophilemizandeau6684 3 ай бұрын
I want an episode 2!!!
@joaocervi115
@joaocervi115 3 ай бұрын
Up!!!
@Tybek1
@Tybek1 3 ай бұрын
Watch Markipliers gameplay on this
@benjaminlum5894
@benjaminlum5894 3 ай бұрын
Yes!!!
@benjaminlum5894
@benjaminlum5894 3 ай бұрын
@@Tybek1 We already have, and we already know all the endings, but we still want to see our beloved KZfaqr experience the full thing.
@Skyblue92u
@Skyblue92u 3 ай бұрын
Bro this is only 3 hours old
@Maciek-yn8li
@Maciek-yn8li 3 ай бұрын
Spoiler: He did touch things.
@LordRidler
@LordRidler 3 ай бұрын
Wow, you took the fun out of this 15min Video :(
@BeingDumb247
@BeingDumb247 3 ай бұрын
^
@AtlynYoutube
@AtlynYoutube 3 ай бұрын
" My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. "
@RealMooMan
@RealMooMan 3 ай бұрын
Great now I don't watch the video
@ScytheNoire
@ScytheNoire 3 ай бұрын
You didn't recognize the name tag? It says Stanley. There are "games" within The Stanley Parable where there are buttons to press, and you can go to Button Heaven with many buttons to press. You really need to play The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe, it's brilliant and much like this indie game.
@ClawedAsh
@ClawedAsh 3 ай бұрын
@@DomDada2 I find this very concerning
@TrueAgentZan
@TrueAgentZan 2 ай бұрын
@@DomDada2 The broom closet ending was my favorite too!!!
@formdusktilldeath
@formdusktilldeath 3 ай бұрын
The UV markings above Bender says "Ostap" which is the protagonist of the novels The Twelve Chairs (1928) and The Little Golden Calf (1931) written by Soviet authors Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov. For a non Russian game, this is as obscure as it gets.
@Moko_Choko06
@Moko_Choko06 3 ай бұрын
You either have the wrinkliest, most massive brain, or you're overthinking 🤔
@AnAnonymousAuditor
@AnAnonymousAuditor 3 ай бұрын
To be fair, the developers are Russian
@danielgodes8192
@danielgodes8192 3 ай бұрын
Knowing it, the attempts to find the "Ostap ending" sound hilarious
@headrockbeats
@headrockbeats 3 ай бұрын
Nice avatar.
@AzureSpike
@AzureSpike 3 ай бұрын
Bro the developer company four quarters is russian
@shadyone6620
@shadyone6620 3 ай бұрын
10:45 It says Ostap Bender after a character from old (1928) Russian satiric novel, The Twelve Chairs by Ilf and Petrov. Devs are Russians and that's actually quite a neat Easter Egg.
@VogtStahlmanb
@VogtStahlmanb 3 ай бұрын
"In the still waters run deep"
@gustavo_lol
@gustavo_lol 3 ай бұрын
12:23 'oh, it's one of those weird puzzles where you press stuff and stuff happens'
@timepass4783
@timepass4783 3 ай бұрын
RCE never fails to cause an Apocalypse
@travisreid9530
@travisreid9530 3 ай бұрын
@Nasipadang1daBooooo! 👎
@lleeoo110
@lleeoo110 3 ай бұрын
14:52 That's a terrifying face. That's the face of architecture. - RCE 2024
@Z_E_B_O
@Z_E_B_O 3 ай бұрын
8:44 never played Stanley Parable ey?
@JamieAubrey
@JamieAubrey 3 ай бұрын
The next game we need to play
@markesssxd
@markesssxd 3 ай бұрын
There's a 3D version of this game, it's basically the same thing but with more endings
@hariboevans2802
@hariboevans2802 3 ай бұрын
VR only tho
@Ssilvo
@Ssilvo 3 ай бұрын
​@@hariboevans2802 it's better in vr but I have seen it played on pc
@TalhaOyunda-sb6fy
@TalhaOyunda-sb6fy 3 ай бұрын
​@@hariboevans2802 no you can play with mause too
@ytivarg5371
@ytivarg5371 3 ай бұрын
@@hariboevans2802 wrong. its not vr only
@Kero-zc5tc
@Kero-zc5tc 3 ай бұрын
Broken af though
@Johnny6Skulls
@Johnny6Skulls 3 ай бұрын
You got the job, Stanley! A subtle reference to Stanley from the Stanley Parable. He did always love pushing buttons.
@DarkXypher
@DarkXypher 3 ай бұрын
That puzzle is based on how many of each number there are. 1 = one one = 11 11 = two ones = 21 21 = one two & one one = 1211(ans) 1211 = one one, one two & two ones = 111221 And so on
@ninjakiller275
@ninjakiller275 3 ай бұрын
Just saw the bprp math basics video from last week aswell haha
@mloxard
@mloxard 3 ай бұрын
Same ​@@ninjakiller275
@tcjgaming9813
@tcjgaming9813 3 ай бұрын
i already knew it, glad i wasnt the only one that noticed
@maartenjosiahamosthart2186
@maartenjosiahamosthart2186 3 ай бұрын
@@tcjgaming9813me too
@drenz1523
@drenz1523 2 ай бұрын
i know it's a hard pattern to discern and i also had quite some time figuring it out the first time i saw it but i was screaming about it the entire time on it
@shingofan
@shingofan 3 ай бұрын
> sees biohazard symbol with UV light > "Is this the strongest shape?"
@josephtixier2404
@josephtixier2404 3 ай бұрын
Matt's "Hello" at the begginning is getting more and more guttural every video and I love it. Where is the limit Matt?
@gamerbryanbtw6501
@gamerbryanbtw6501 3 ай бұрын
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
@combak2712
@combak2712 3 ай бұрын
Oh hey, I’ve seen that strange series of numbers! I saw a video from… I think it was Red Pen, Blue Pen? It’s the “write what you say” sequence. For instance, 100 would be 1 one, 2 zeroes. The first entry isn’t “a one”, it’s 1one. That’s your second entry, which is then 2 ones. You then use that to make the next entry, and so on. Interestingly, that sequence is made entirely of 1, 2, and 3, so try it when those are the only options.
@samiralawton7497
@samiralawton7497 3 ай бұрын
I saw that too, when I saw it in the video I was like no way, but it works. The missing number is 1211. I wonder if the creator of the game saw that problem too
@maartenjosiahamosthart2186
@maartenjosiahamosthart2186 3 ай бұрын
@@samiralawton7497it’s actually 1211
@combak2712
@combak2712 3 ай бұрын
@@samiralawton7497 It's actually 1211. XD
@samiralawton7497
@samiralawton7497 3 ай бұрын
@@combak2712 oh my goodness thats embarrassing. I'm going to edit it lol
@danmarsh5949
@danmarsh5949 3 ай бұрын
There's a VR version of this, too. Fun!
@ThatDarnRedKhezu
@ThatDarnRedKhezu 3 ай бұрын
Blast from the past.
@alexlindner2009
@alexlindner2009 3 ай бұрын
This game makes me remember 2018-2019 it was so popular, good times
@KarlMcAllister-jk8qi
@KarlMcAllister-jk8qi 3 ай бұрын
PLEASE DO MORE. Also a red book appeared in the bottom right corner. I MUST KNOW WHAT IT DOES!!!! I won’t be able to sleep if you don’t keep your playing.
@K-o-R
@K-o-R 3 ай бұрын
The red book is a passport and brings up the _Papers, Please_ easter egg.
@carterstrick1020
@carterstrick1020 3 ай бұрын
How raft started 11:28 😂😂😂
@errweezze1898
@errweezze1898 3 ай бұрын
Definitely worth doing a part 2 on this game!
@sceleton1453
@sceleton1453 3 ай бұрын
Great, I love this game.
@MTTT1234
@MTTT1234 3 ай бұрын
Heck yeah. Please continue this, I wanna see you find the other endings!
@smilemore1997
@smilemore1997 3 ай бұрын
When Matt watches horror movies he calms himself by saying the villain is an architect 😂
@maximk9964
@maximk9964 3 ай бұрын
Ostap Bender is a character from a book 12 chairs, and golden calf
@istoleyourcookies
@istoleyourcookies 3 ай бұрын
Very good, more of this
@hunterwhitmore1887
@hunterwhitmore1887 3 ай бұрын
I remember watching this game so long ago and Matt if you have a VR you should do the VR version it's also really cool and pls do more.
@splatter_proto
@splatter_proto 3 ай бұрын
Hey Matt, the 1 = 11 = 21... code? Trying saying it out loud, one digit at a time!
@splatter_proto
@splatter_proto 3 ай бұрын
Spoilers for everyone else: it's called a look and say sequence. The next number in the sequence is formed by saying the amount of each digit, and then the digit. So 1 becomes "One one". The next number is 11, which is "two ones", so 21. Then "one two one one", or 1211, etc etc
@Gredunza
@Gredunza 3 ай бұрын
Numberphile has an awesome video about this sequence with the legendary John Conway 😊
@F9B1058
@F9B1058 3 ай бұрын
Rce should try this in vr
@qirex3093
@qirex3093 3 ай бұрын
Hello fellow engineers!
@lunarshots610
@lunarshots610 3 ай бұрын
Hi
@Earth_L0ver
@Earth_L0ver 3 ай бұрын
I’m actually an architect… 😮
@qirex3093
@qirex3093 3 ай бұрын
@@Earth_L0ver Dude, I’d keep that quiet around here
@colejustice1383
@colejustice1383 3 ай бұрын
Hello!
@photoo848
@photoo848 3 ай бұрын
Hold on to your papers! ... erhm ... yellow hard hats!
@Noobaryaa
@Noobaryaa 3 ай бұрын
That's one of my fav games, crazy that it's 9yo already
@gaysarahk
@gaysarahk 3 ай бұрын
Yes, I want to see another video of this. :)
@RealAndySkibba
@RealAndySkibba 3 ай бұрын
This looks like a lot of fun.
@deathhancox
@deathhancox 3 ай бұрын
There's a 3D/VR (VR optional) version of this game that shares a lot of the endings (with some tweaks to keep them fresh) as well as some new ones exclusive to that version.
@liquidbananna
@liquidbananna 3 ай бұрын
please make more of this
@slightcurve98
@slightcurve98 3 ай бұрын
What a classic game
@DoginSuit
@DoginSuit 3 ай бұрын
Please finish this was amazing
@Fraser2k22
@Fraser2k22 3 ай бұрын
im glad youre the one playing this because this is too complicated for me
@calmsquirrel7124
@calmsquirrel7124 3 ай бұрын
This has a really cool vr version
@Drenosa
@Drenosa 3 ай бұрын
There's also a VR version of this.
@DrPsychotic
@DrPsychotic 3 ай бұрын
Would love to see you get all the endings
@someguy9388
@someguy9388 3 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you go through the rest of the endings
@Aviation-fan63
@Aviation-fan63 3 ай бұрын
I looove ur vids so much and your strong shapes
@user-jm5mq5mi6x
@user-jm5mq5mi6x 3 ай бұрын
Play more of the mining game
@llsilvertail561
@llsilvertail561 3 ай бұрын
Ooo. I def would be interested in another vid on this.
@testbot-tx7hw
@testbot-tx7hw 3 ай бұрын
this game was part of my (younger childhood) thanks man!
@meatkirbo
@meatkirbo 3 ай бұрын
Don’t Touch Anything is an experience not meant to be repeated. I played this a couple years ago, and repeating the puzzles is just not the same
@dikkii9316
@dikkii9316 3 ай бұрын
Only REAL engineer can mess up so hard with only one button
@crashconstructionunfiltere3829
@crashconstructionunfiltere3829 3 ай бұрын
Yes episode 2
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys 3 ай бұрын
This game ost is so underrated
@nicholasclermont7390
@nicholasclermont7390 3 ай бұрын
plz yes more it was fun to see you play
@jaxpianoteacher
@jaxpianoteacher 3 ай бұрын
"Two fingers, right in there" 2 seconds later "BRRRRRRRRRRRR VIBRATE BRRRR" "Can i hammer this.?" "Theres something to insert there" "I have not played with the hammer enough" "This time we're gonna smash it"
@robins7357
@robins7357 3 ай бұрын
came here for this ... not disappointed xD
@hisupwassup
@hisupwassup 3 ай бұрын
​@@robins7357you did what 🤨
@robins7357
@robins7357 3 ай бұрын
@@hisupwassup oops got me xD
@danyael777
@danyael777 3 ай бұрын
05:19 - yes, because all dogs make "maaaaaaaa" when they poop.^^
@haroerhaktak2613
@haroerhaktak2613 3 ай бұрын
You haven't seen my dogs then.
@KotikKelTuzada
@KotikKelTuzada 3 ай бұрын
There is also 3d version with more endings
@Skitten24
@Skitten24 3 ай бұрын
That was a really fun game to watch
@desprometido
@desprometido 3 ай бұрын
do not touch that button.
@user-gm7st9ob7x
@user-gm7st9ob7x 3 ай бұрын
Why not??
@mullerman1104
@mullerman1104 3 ай бұрын
Because
@DarkXypher
@DarkXypher 3 ай бұрын
Why yes
@FullmetalAngyl
@FullmetalAngyl 3 ай бұрын
That was a lot of fun. Please continue. 😁
@jamestate5773
@jamestate5773 3 ай бұрын
Love your videos, subscribed.
@LeverActionLarry
@LeverActionLarry 3 ай бұрын
This reminds me of old PC games in the 80s. Good stuff!
@Nodrasta
@Nodrasta 3 ай бұрын
There is also a VR version. The VR version has even more endings. Just in case you own a Headset.
@jebbecausejeb
@jebbecausejeb 3 ай бұрын
YES I LOVE THIS GAME AND RCE
@EugeneMorgan-nj4qy
@EugeneMorgan-nj4qy 3 ай бұрын
I remember playing this game in class last year
@Moko_Choko06
@Moko_Choko06 3 ай бұрын
Classic game, i remember playing this on my brick of an iPhone XD
@itsjustmenova
@itsjustmenova 3 ай бұрын
One of my favourite games of all time being plays by one of my favourite KZfaqrs
@WhiteWolfDarkpaw
@WhiteWolfDarkpaw 3 ай бұрын
I'll point out this game is in VR as well, and it's REALLY immersive.
@shadowstorm_plays
@shadowstorm_plays 3 ай бұрын
please do more!
@simontay4851
@simontay4851 3 ай бұрын
What a weird game but i like it. More of this please.
@rupirilo
@rupirilo 3 ай бұрын
on the morse bit under the blacklight, there are symbols on the buttons as well. But yes, I would love to see you complete this game, please post another video
@tobyborrett547
@tobyborrett547 3 ай бұрын
Loved this video!
@SullySadface
@SullySadface 3 ай бұрын
I love this goofy lil game
@M1ST_T
@M1ST_T 3 ай бұрын
Dude I loved this game top 5 for me
@theeggheochannel9758
@theeggheochannel9758 2 ай бұрын
8:14 the stanley parable reference 8:45 it says stanley with the image of stanley's computer This game have multiple endings like the stanley parable
@not-it3936
@not-it3936 3 ай бұрын
Episode 2
@galaxythierholm8506
@galaxythierholm8506 3 ай бұрын
Please do ep 2 ive seen to many endings to get it myself but i want to see all the endings
@kirojay6533
@kirojay6533 3 ай бұрын
Yes please more love those kinds of games, to stupid to play but like watching you play, love your channel be the way
@lucienoskova2658
@lucienoskova2658 3 ай бұрын
I love this game
@could9c163
@could9c163 2 ай бұрын
I remember playing the 3D version
@haru_001
@haru_001 3 ай бұрын
Do all of the endings Matt!!
@thomasphillips885
@thomasphillips885 3 ай бұрын
RCE, a professional engineer for over 10 years: "expecially"
@dinoeebastian
@dinoeebastian 3 ай бұрын
the VR version of this game was how I found one of my favourite KZfaq channels, although they don't post much anymore
@user-lh6ys9mr5m
@user-lh6ys9mr5m 2 ай бұрын
8:50 that ones a reference to the Stanley parable I believe
@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 3 ай бұрын
I want to see another video on this game
@Idiot354
@Idiot354 3 ай бұрын
pt 2 please!
@beartheperson
@beartheperson 3 ай бұрын
The VR version is even better 👌
@GeospaciallyGone
@GeospaciallyGone 2 ай бұрын
Yes touch everything
@s77j
@s77j 3 ай бұрын
luv the game
@sgmvideos5175
@sgmvideos5175 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for cooperation. You got the job, Stanley. xD good referene
@X-x._.Snow_Drop._.x-X
@X-x._.Snow_Drop._.x-X 3 ай бұрын
I’ve seen the vr one… Have fun ;)
@seriuk1024
@seriuk1024 3 ай бұрын
I just got accepted to a uni for an engineering degree! Time to finally become a true engineer
@gwendolyngardner5847
@gwendolyngardner5847 3 ай бұрын
I would love to see all of the endings.
@NoahGooder
@NoahGooder 3 ай бұрын
good ole classic
@tommyturbotime
@tommyturbotime 3 ай бұрын
you should try the vr version of the game its a lot more detailed
@braydenbanks4228
@braydenbanks4228 3 ай бұрын
The VR version is really cool too, it even has some exclusive puzzles. Also, this game is entirely saturated with pop culture references.
@williamwyatt4972
@williamwyatt4972 3 ай бұрын
we need more
@hopiopa5392
@hopiopa5392 3 ай бұрын
Didnt expect that Herlrlrlo at the start dafuq😂 kinda scarred me
@printertimeboy1702
@printertimeboy1702 Ай бұрын
The panda poster that says "green" after you get the plant rapture ending is actually the logo of the WWF, the global forest and trade network
@skipperlava2535
@skipperlava2535 2 ай бұрын
8:47 IT'S STANLEY
@Shadowiann_
@Shadowiann_ 2 ай бұрын
You should definitely try the vr version of this game if you're able to, iirc it has more endings and other stuff
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