In Spanish, this would be a silent film

"Who views sans as a sex icon?" I wish I could be as blissfully unaware as Salty is.

i want a version of this video where everything is normal so it just looks like Derek is having some schizophrenic episode

For anyone who hasn't seen the Pokémon H iceberg, just want to let everyone know that Salty's hypothetical DID help someone realise they weren't straight

How to ACTUALLY pick up girls: Step 1: Walk over to girl Step 2: *h*

Yeah, I do DRUGS! D - H R - H U - H G - H S - H

The fact that Salty fought an endgame rival battle, while thinking it was a rival battle from 5 minutes into the game, and then one-shot ALL of his pokemon, meaning he never found out it was actually supposed to be the final rival battle before the champion. That is just poetry

Fun fact I tried playing this game recently and found out the Mankey back sprite is unedited and not an H, so the guy DEFINITELY lost interest after a bit LOL

"H" doesn't even feel like a letter anymore.

I’m really glad they put the effort in to turn the final “THE END” into “ H “

I love how most of this video would've been completely omitted if it wasn't for Mal swooping in to offer funny banter for half the video

i know this is 3 years old but i would love to see this save opened up in a normal pokemon rom so we can see what horrors this team actually is

my headphones disconnected after 6:40 i really thought salty just shut up for two minutes after that one commenter told him to

For those unaware of the joke, Pokémon H was a parody of all the "H Games" mods, where the H actually stood for...Japanese adult art. So, when people went in for something like that in this series, they got this massive troll instead. This was around the same time "Moemon" was a thing, so it was a well timed slap in the face for a few people.

God i love the limited 3D they used for this game it’s so charming

I'm not sure whether to be proud or concerned that I have watched this fully multiple times

I love how when H evolves, it just looks like it's having a seizure before quickly recovering

When H was asleep why did it have ZZZ? I thought this was an H game. I am very disappointed.

Watching this video again, the "Dog in an Oven" bit reminded me of the very real card game I own called "Kittens in a Blender" It is not a euphemism. The goal of the game is to literally blend as many of your opponents cats as you can whilst saving your own. I have owned this game for as long as I can remember

17:33 The jarring swap of font size, colour, and type is absolutely magical, and it genuinely acts as an amazing punchline. It perfectly encapsulates in text form being a sock puppet for someone else’s words.

I just figured it out. The "I" is bellsprout. Here's the thing, you can't catch bellsprout in pokemon red, meaning it's so rare that you can't even get it. *w o w*

H: a dystopian fiction movie depicting the endgame of human comedy and the descent of consciousness into madness.

Him wasting the Master Ball still hurts me to this day, just knowing it's coming fills me with dread

Ah dude I love “Pokémon H: The Movie” I remember seeing it in theatres in the summer of 2001. Man, this was my childhood favourite movie! I’m so ready to experience it once again

As a girl, I must say, Salty is absolutely right here. If someone picked me up and shaked me, I'd fall in love instantly.

It requires some serious talent to have material for commentary with a one joke rom hack that replaces everything with Hs

Pokémon H is objectively a psychological horror game you can’t change the facts

The dad caricature made me lol. My father used to tell a lot of weird jokes like that which shaped our humor quite nicely. One of the earliest memories I can recall is how he had a bedtime story once made on-the-spot where a masked maniac is chasing some kids with a chainsaw all scary-like, gets tired, and cuts his own legs off. Just the type of absurdity that makes others silently react with "why is he saying that to his kid?"

I like how the longer it goes on the more layers of the human psyche get pealed back until it's just random jokes about alien sex.

I’m pretty disappointed that salty doesn’t just say H for 2 hours straight

I’m just imagining this game as a randomised Nuzlocke and I can feel my evil cackling

bro this Salty Friendlocke OVA was amazing, all of the characters were so vibrant and diverse!

this is basically what it feels like to play a game in a foreign language

"Who views Sans as a sex icon" Oh Salty... your innocent eyes gives me life

It was the "this water tastes like stupid" that made me subscribe. 32 minutes in. It was that.

I still can’t believe Salty is attracted to Lady, the goddamn Britt Allcroft self-insert train

I'm disappointed that baby pokemon aren't represented as lowercase h's

The conversation between Jotaro and Kakyoin about auto-moderating was the highlight of this stream

I love how this video is still completely relevant after 2 years

I've revisited this video every year since it came out. And somehow it's funnier each time. I might organize a watch party next year.

his obama voice sounds like if obama was high and 90 years old

This is like Junji Ito's Uzumaki, but instead of the concept of spirals being The root of all evil, it's the letter H

i love mal so much. she reminds me a lot of my friend's ex-boyfriend whom i miss a lot. they radiate such good vibes, i wish they had their own youtube channel.

We need a printer that starts printing "Low on paper and/or ink, please refill printer" as soon as you put in ink and paper. That way, when the printer stops printing, you know you need to refill it immediately instead of having to refill it when you need to print something

Not gonna lie guys I think that was a fake bible passage they never said damn Daniel in the Bible

It has arrived, months of wait have finally come to fruition.

I think this is probably the best example that you and your friends are the most entertaining part of your videos, we didn't come here and stay for like a hour and a half for a game that is just H, we stayed for you guys :)

As an actual Christian, I can confirm that salty is the second coming.

This entire video shows Salty going through the 5 stages of grief backwards and then through them normally

We need Pokemon A edition so everything is in a constant state of screaming.

I like to think that every H on screen in text boxes is meant to be read as a wheeze to show how the creator is laughing at you

Can’t wait for the remake: Pokémon CapitalH

I attempted to watch this and i fell asleep in the middle of it and as a result i had one of the most restless sleeps ever.. It was like dissociation + sleep + HHHHHHHHHHHH all in my nightmares.

H stopped sounding like a like a letter within the first minute

The entire difference between Waluigi and Skeletor is where you say "wahhh" or "nyehhh".

I love how salty questioned uploading this and I love this so much, I rewatch this entire thing constantly

Please give some major love to my editor Tracey, who took on this absolute BEAST of a video for the past couple of months while I was working on other projects like the Jojo videos: twitter.com/traceytonight

An H is just two “I”s docking

1:26:19 Woah, Salty predicted Super Mario Wonder

I put this on in the bg while grinding a different pokémon rom hack and zoning in to hear Salty just quietly describing how millionaires could strangle each other was a H/10 experience, love you Salty. also glad I got vividly reminded of the Thomas movie that I watched religiously as a kid

The more the video goes on, the less H feels like a letter and more like a word.

Fun tip, when looking this up, be sure to use “Pokémon version h” instead of “Pokemon h”

The fact I could watch this entire thing is great, but Salty losing his mind throughout was the best part

salty asking tracey to zoom out and the audio cutting out was so unbelievably funny it gets me every time

Its amazing how much dedication he put into playing this rom hack, every word he's ever said during that stream had an H in there and some might say "Dude, he's just speaking normally " and to that I say: THE H IS ALWAYS SILENT

"Super Mario was based in an Italian man I saw die in an accident I saw at a construction site. I thought to myself: "What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence"? -Shigeru Miyamoto

Funfact, the starter Pokémon is literally named “TUY//!?” And I took the time to figure it out Also the only letters that ever appear in the game are “H” and “Version”

Thank you, I watched all of this while organising things, things that I had to physically write down, my hand is dead and I'm still not done but thanks for keeping my mind semi entertained through this.

“Fine I’ll just use the master ball” Later... “DON’T TELL ME I USED THE MASTER BALL”

Mehh... The plot's there, but the characters are all over the place.

i find it funny for the Star Wars reference because this video is almost as long as the Phantom Menace (44 seconds less then episode 1)

I finally managed to sit down and actively watch the full video in its entirety... I feel both accomplished and empty

If you ever need to censor anything in the future just use the letter H.

As salty said “only someone as self destructive as me” I got an ad for a loan that just had a guy signing a piece of paper that said “loan” and thought it was a joke he was making. I’m not even halfway through and I am so desperate for jokes that aren’t H that I thought an ad was a joke

dog in the oven is the type of shit peta would come up with as a board game behind closed doors

I love how Salty starts with how funny it is, and the rest is a slow yet very significant descent into madness

It's 2 hours, edited down, the whole ass game.

At least the title it's not like: "Can YOU BEAT POKEMON BLUE with ONLY H POKEMON??!"

i love how Huigi's cap is not even solid but see trough rather

Chat: "Have you excepted Garfield as your immortal god?" Me: "I know of only Garfeldi"

This man, gave me the most amount of persistence to keep doing my thing, then he follows it up by saying "this water tastes like stupid"

I knew a guy who drank to every H. I miss him. He's not dead he just became an ascended begin and ditched me.

I’m years late to this but good lord I hope someone told him that “Michael in the bathroom” is very much a real song

Know I'm late but oh my god the editors interactions in this video were so good and kinda cute I liked them A lot u should do more of those-

The Beta Joel Vargskelethor: it was fun for 10 minutes The Chad SaltyDKdan: 20 hours of my life, GONE (:

Imagine the Braille system being updated to just being nothing but strings of H

Just finished my third watch, the H joke gets me everytime, Salty is just so H, Jesus

this video is the most mind numbingly entertaining video I have ever seen. I have watch through the whole thing and I was entertained to the very end.

I can't even scroll through the video to find where I left off because THE WHOLE GAME LOOKS THE SAME

"Daniel was clothed in purple" holy shit the Bible just mentioned about The Man Behind The Slaughter

Listening to this for probably the 30th time to the end. Still as entertaining as when i first watched it. Funniest KZfaqr i know.

This is probably the best thing I've seen in years!

I just want you to know that I had no idea who you were but you and your friend were entertaining enough for me to invest time into watching this entire video. ' v '

Gonna be honest, all week I've been pretty sick. Was gonna put on a comfort movie to watch so I can feel a bit better. Thank you Salty for choosing said movie

Come back every once in a while to watch salty decline into H induced madness

The part at the end actually genuinely motivated me to get my shit in order lmao

*_"You can make anything that you want in Pokémon... You can make it so that your mother loves you."_* _- SaltyDkDan, 2020, Playing "Pokémon: H version"._

I have now watched this 2 hour movie *SEVEN* times. Edit: *ten.* Edit: about to become eleven, but more importantly Im making 1:37-1:51 my new alarm sound. 2023 edit: I've lost count, maybe nearing 20?

I like how the Luigi hat is just transparent. You can see things through it in battle

Watching this video is mentally exhausting, and my throat hurts from laughing. Thank you for causing me to feel physically tired.