"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you." Why is this not here!?!?!
@PonAdidas9 жыл бұрын
ThePat1221 season 1 wouldn't load. So many quotes lost I know. That's why its 25 great not 25 best of. Its an imperfect world....sigh
@ThePat12219 жыл бұрын
Aah.
@4ndr3c3s4r1n09 жыл бұрын
Another one from Season 1. Jaime and Cersei are talking about Bran becoming a cripple. Jaime says something about he'd rather die than become a cripple (oh, the irony). Tyrion answers: "I disagree, brother, death is so final. But life... life is full of possibilities."
@PonAdidas9 жыл бұрын
season 1 wouldn't load. KZfaq is weird like that.
@4ndr3c3s4r1n09 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, the video was great anyway, kudos for doing it. =)
@CDeruiter59638 жыл бұрын
"I'm not questioning your honor...I'm denying its existence." Haha Yes!
@onoforsale8 жыл бұрын
that line was so good
@s.ophelia54467 жыл бұрын
That cool
@CR-zd1kr5 жыл бұрын
Best line😂😂😂
@DebtFreeSteph5 жыл бұрын
😍
@shovelenthusiast73895 жыл бұрын
FATALITY
@ripetika17433 жыл бұрын
"I'm not questioning season 8... I'm denying its existence"
@ashwinashu48252 жыл бұрын
We've had vicious seasons and we've had idiot seasons but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot of a season
@gegasmeef78502 жыл бұрын
Haven't even watched it! I too am denying it's existence!
@oluwaseunadelugba46912 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@andyarken79062 жыл бұрын
@@ashwinashu4825 *I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious season of two idiots
@shakalalalalkh10982 жыл бұрын
just 8? season 5 was meh 6 was stupid 7 obnoxious 8 horrible
@anilz42975 жыл бұрын
"I didnt kill your son Joffrey, but I wish to God I had..." That line had me on the floor...his whole trial speech was awesome.
@elphiegleason38992 жыл бұрын
Hell the whole trial scene should be on here
@hrdkor792 жыл бұрын
I know, it's dumb that it was left off
@cooljackster73902 жыл бұрын
“I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had!” You misquoted the line
@oliviergimenez61562 жыл бұрын
Watching your vicious son die gave me more relieves than a thousand lying hores. This has to be the best scene of the entire show man.
@cooljackster73902 жыл бұрын
@@oliviergimenez6156 “Watching your vicious bastard die, gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores” You misquoted it
@chelseagrinfan19 жыл бұрын
"weve had vicious kings and weve had idiot kings..but i dont know if weve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot" classic!
@anasrachidi92999 жыл бұрын
hainezyy bro we've*
@mrevilducky9 жыл бұрын
Anas Rachidi ol
@jeannebouwman19707 жыл бұрын
Aerys?
@jamilcharles96546 жыл бұрын
He smacked the shit out of him😂
@1montrealfan6 жыл бұрын
lol I love Tyrion
@traviscrowell89469 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, every quote of Tyrion is the best of Tyrion. Edit: alright guys this comment was made 7 years ago long before those last few shitty seasons came out and ruined tyrions character by making him make the same dick and ball jokes over and over. My comment was based on the excellent writing of the first few seasons.
@anezkafickova63709 жыл бұрын
You are right.
@undead8909 жыл бұрын
Travis Crowell I thought this video was just going to be all his lines in the show.
@traviscrowell89468 жыл бұрын
undead890 Might as well be a 10 hour loop of him slapping joffrey.
@imrlaps70977 жыл бұрын
@Travis Crowell, id love to see that.
@bryanfeliciano41026 жыл бұрын
Travis Crowell you bloody genius
@kp-fc4yr2 жыл бұрын
"And now I've struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?" He has many amazing lines but this is definitely one of my top favs. Basically anytime he makes a fool of Joff.
@Khajiidaro2 жыл бұрын
And when he does Jeffrey just ends up in complete and utter shock that his uncle of all people would dare insult the king infront of so many.
@braedenlewis60092 жыл бұрын
@@Khajiidaro Even the knight in the background just sort of watches as Tyrion walks away
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash2 жыл бұрын
@@mikeburner7406 at least in the romantic view of abosulte monarchy ;) hade more royal guards operated that way i suspect there would been more monarchies still around
@lisacabana60582 жыл бұрын
He's cruel,but not sadistic like most of the rest
@chrishubbard642 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he should have been fostered with tyrion as a boy. He would have grown up smarter, or permanently rosy cheeked and too timid to be crazy.
@davigurgel20405 жыл бұрын
"i'm not questioning your honor, i'm denying it's existence" everything that get's out of his mouth is pure gold LOL
@alterworlds16295 жыл бұрын
and then it just stopped after the first half of the show. Q_Q
@camiloiribarren14504 жыл бұрын
“I’m entirely sure you’re entirely sure what I’m suggesting”. Definitely using this if the opportunity comes
@TheLegend-rq4uk2 жыл бұрын
Well, he IS a Lannister...
@sonofbattles Жыл бұрын
@@alterworlds1629 Martin said in an interview that Tyrion's lines were like the comebacks that he would think of too late to be able to say naturally in conversation. Makes sense that the good lines ended after the show began to stray from the books.
@noahmclaughlin7921 Жыл бұрын
If Tywin shits gold then Tyrion barfs gold
@kumisz29 жыл бұрын
"Monsters are dangerous, and just now, kings are dying like flies."
@believedebwoy27964 жыл бұрын
I made it 1k
@thanoseid28833 жыл бұрын
varys trying his best not to laugh
@kk-pb3du2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get this line... can u explain? english isn't my first language, sorry >
@emmanueledumuomongole54472 жыл бұрын
@@kk-pb3du It was a threat, joffrey called tyrion a monster and tyrion proceeded to insinuate that a king like joffrey could as well be killed just as Robb stark was. That's why if you watch the whole clip, joffrey tells tyrion that he could be hanged for such a comment.
@daverhoden4452 жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite line from him.
@Vandalgia9 жыл бұрын
The only man with honor in House Lannister
@Vandalgia9 жыл бұрын
SLOmotaro The man behind red wedding? Naaah
@davinsweet37979 жыл бұрын
Kill twelve men at dinner or ten thousand in battle? Red wedding was rational(a cruel rational truth though)
@TheWagnerKurt9 жыл бұрын
Davin Sweet They killed the rest of Robb Starks army at the red wedding to right? or did they just told them to go home ;)
@davinsweet37979 жыл бұрын
Erik Antonsson He spared many of the other armies. Then again this is in tywins eyes not mine. I think it was still horrific though lol.
@borntodie2979 жыл бұрын
Davin Sweet 12 at dinner was still a lie, the idea of betrayal had a fight that killed loads as a result. Tywin was a cruel puppeteer, but honor is not among the qualities he possessed.
@preciousnana57893 жыл бұрын
“A toast, to the proud Lannister children. The dwarf, the cripple and the mother of madness” - Tyrion 🤣🤣
@johnmonster652 Жыл бұрын
I'd forgotten that one, but all in all it is true.
@kashattack5 жыл бұрын
Missing my fav quote: Cersei: You're not half as clever as you think you are Tyrion: That still makes me more clever than you
@jamiegarrity64392 жыл бұрын
I love when Tyrion insults his sister, all the scenes I've with them in it, it's hysterical.
@gino4561237899 жыл бұрын
"I'm not questioning you're honor, Lord Janice! I'm denying it's existence." Fucking beautiful.
@Trek0019 жыл бұрын
+Toa Infernus +John Guzzi Little known fact - Lord Janos is a cross dresser - Lord Janice is his "Drag" name
@gregfisher41479 жыл бұрын
John Guzzi He's gonna need some Ice for that burn.
@theangryfrog2549 жыл бұрын
Well there's plenty of ice at the wall
@paulinacampos13708 жыл бұрын
+Trek001 lol, janine, that made me picture him in a little gown varys style 😂😂
@avennine8 жыл бұрын
+John “Red” Guzzi dam, burned worse than the blackwater
@govols22148 жыл бұрын
Lancel- I swear it! Tyrion-Swear it on what? Lancel-On my life! Tyrion-But I don't care about your life!
@jasonwalsh32675 жыл бұрын
Even torturing you is boring. Lol
@AlwonDomz5 жыл бұрын
Xander Sanders: Lol
@MastersDefender5 жыл бұрын
Poor Lancel 😂
@akhilthomas57135 жыл бұрын
Lancel - a boy with girl's face
@FreakEating6 жыл бұрын
"I drink and I know things"
@atharvavaidya14333 жыл бұрын
Once a great man said.... 😂
@IsaiahRichards6923 жыл бұрын
-Rick Sanchez
@EL-ISS3 жыл бұрын
@Kenzo Jamari bots ... Bots everywhere.
@dave-d-grunt3 жыл бұрын
That was his best
@JaguarBST3 жыл бұрын
Sorry not cannon
@TheCaveman465 жыл бұрын
"THAT was a threat! See the difference?" Love this character! Peter Dinklage is a great actor in whatever role he is playing!
@martykitson3442 Жыл бұрын
My own favorite line
@yomaster123458 жыл бұрын
Such gigantic balls on such a small man, he's brilliant.
@NotQuiteFirst8 жыл бұрын
That's how he rolls
@evandempsey76137 жыл бұрын
+The True Fizz Are you saying he rolls around on his balls?
@devilrv897 жыл бұрын
+Evan Dempsey well they are gigantic.
@Lone_Wolf_Media7 жыл бұрын
yomaster12345 perhaps his big balls are the reason he's so lust filled.
@bryanfeliciano41026 жыл бұрын
yomaster12345 the grandest of balls
@violetcopper5309 жыл бұрын
the guy who plays joffrey is a fucking amazing actor
@tyrionlannister49209 жыл бұрын
Violet Copper jack gleeson.... outstanding acting "monster.... perhaps you should speak to me more softly then.... monsters are dangerous, and right now kings are dying like flys...."
@AkramAtif_7 жыл бұрын
Violet Copper What about Ramsay?
@abdobasha1007 жыл бұрын
i think joffrey plays a better villain than ramsey...people just got 100% more triggered than they already were when he raped sansa...other than that joffrey is an overall better at being a villain
@davidhughes76566 жыл бұрын
Abdo Lol no he isn't, Joffrey is a horrible villain, he does nothing but whine and order petty punishments. Ramsay on the other hand, is a great villain, he orchestrated the siege of winterfell by tricking Theon, and then tortured him and broke him down into a mere roach, he cunningly foiled stannis's plans to take winterfell (though they were already boiling down after he burned his daughter). Ramsay was a true terror, unlike Joffrey. The only reason Ramsay met his demise is because through insecurity and jealousy he killed his own father. Joffrey met his despise because he was an awful person with no value to anyone.
@rasgeleisim6 жыл бұрын
David Hughes No Joffrey was not horrible villian. He was just a normal useless whiner. He didn't have any character aspect. But he was lucky of his kind to be the crown prince. The only thing he got was that and that made him who likes to feel his strength since he had nothing else. He wasn't a villian he was just a vicious idiot just like tyrion said. But yes, Ramsay was a real villian. Smart, strong, brave and evil.
@PlanetBlake5 жыл бұрын
For me, Tyrion was hands-down the best character of the series. Loved seeing his character develop into the man he became. He actually would have been the best King. If not him then Jon.
@daverhoden4452 жыл бұрын
He'd make a much better king than Jon. Jon tended to do stupid things even when he was advised not to do them by people he knew had more experience and knowledge.
@garyco7662 жыл бұрын
@@daverhoden445 Agreed, Tyrion would have been the best king of anyone in the show. Good enough to do the right thing, savvy enough to do the smart thing, and knew when to do which if he couldn't do both.
@BegoneKastro_0 Жыл бұрын
Him and the Queen of Thorns, Lady Olenna
@PlanetBlake Жыл бұрын
@@daverhoden445 : True, although Jon would have been a good King because of his good heart, honesty, moral convictions, and bravery, he did have the same weaknesses that his Stark father and brother Rob had. That was to occasionally make ill advised decisions from the heart rather than from the head.
@PlanetBlake Жыл бұрын
@@BegoneKastro_0 : Yes, Lady Oleena was an amazingly well done character too. Especially the way she went out…
@Chocobear5558 жыл бұрын
"It must be hard for you ... to be the disappointing child." You go, Tyrion! :)
@UnopinionatedBystander23935 жыл бұрын
My favorite!
@nfspbarrister56813 жыл бұрын
Oh. .his gloating smirk when he say it.
@KoraggRules2 жыл бұрын
Well said. For Cersei she is a big screw up
@shinja54592 жыл бұрын
She's gonna need milk of the poppy for that one
@angellisa26148 ай бұрын
I have always pondered whether Tyrion said "It must be Odd for you" or "It must be Hard for you".........
@lalle50007 жыл бұрын
"When you cut out a man's tongue you're not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world you fear what he might say" Is that one in the series or only in the books?
@sarasrinivasan27536 жыл бұрын
lalle5000 no it's in the series
@pavoljuraj70205 жыл бұрын
It had to be books...haven't read them and never heard such a quote.
@abradolflincler37625 жыл бұрын
lalle5000 I don't remember hearing it in the show. I also thought it was littlefinger who said it. Its been a while since I read the books so I may be wrong.
@cuteesotheric5 жыл бұрын
book
@jimothyworldbuilding36645 жыл бұрын
I've read the books and can confirm: he says that after Cersei has the tongues of some guys who say Joff's a incest baby at King's Landing. Or it's that she wants Stannis's tongue cut out for calling Joff an incest baby. I can't remember which.
@hustlelady16422 жыл бұрын
I love how Joffery always had that small fear of Tyrion. He might mouth at him, but he was always apprehensive of the discipline that followed, and that showed up beautifully in the acting too.
@eddiekalista32229 ай бұрын
He knows that Tyrion has no problem putting hands on him. It’s easy to be a bully to people who are scared to touch you. Not so much to someone who has proven that they’re not afraid.
@PrabhanjanMangalgi2 жыл бұрын
"Enough, even torturing you is boring" made me chuckle everytime 😂
@Murrison8 жыл бұрын
I do miss Tyrion and Sansa. They were such tortured beings that found a stillness with each other.
@Kyurem978 жыл бұрын
It was weird seeing that they both get along in the series
@mothman848 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a shame their relationship never had much of a chance to go anywhere.
@Kalladorn8 жыл бұрын
I do too. I love how honorable he was with her and how he also defended her against everyone, especially Joffrey. I also love how Sansa was at first hesitant around him but then seemed to relax around him a little bit. I think they make a great match.
@angelwhispers20608 жыл бұрын
+Kalladorn but he is a lanister and she could never forget that enough to love him
@mothman848 жыл бұрын
angel whispers Thinking back on all the other actual or potential husbands she has known (the sadistic psychopath Joffrey, the homosexual Loras Tyrell, the worse sadistic psychopath Ramsay Bolton, the brain-addled Robin Arryn, the vicious Littlefinger), I'm sure she adores Tyrion, has nothing but love for him, and wishes she had never left his side... LOL
@saltaeyy9 жыл бұрын
"Killed a few puppies today?" I laughed so hard watching it the first time.
@thewhitewolf30896 жыл бұрын
SaltyFreekay in a manner of speaking, that was precisely what happened
@libellum70852 жыл бұрын
He was the first character that really won my love on this show. So smart, funny, sarcastic, acid, brave and with a surprisingly kind heart. I'll be eternally bitter about the writers ruining him too.
@tomogden24325 жыл бұрын
"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid." THAT'S the best Tyrion Lannister quote in the entire series.
@meganice529 жыл бұрын
Who thinks Tyrion and Sansa make a nice couple? Like a friendly couple? They seem to respect one another and he cares for her.
@TheWarmachine3759 жыл бұрын
I ship them especially they share something in common when it comes to slapping spoiled brats!
@rayoflight379 жыл бұрын
yeah she loves him, especially with his family killing all her family
@DaDunge9 жыл бұрын
Fiona Simpson Not him though. His family should be happy they never managed to get him accepted as lord of Winterfell. He'd be a very dangerous opponent.
@rayoflight379 жыл бұрын
well his family are practially all dead now so that's a moot point
@TheRansyn9 жыл бұрын
Correction: he does care for her. More as a father figure than a husband though. He...feels bad for her because her brother, father, mother, and (at the time of marriage, believed at least) her SISTER was dead. She was abused by that little fucknugget Joffrey, and when he died it was a god damn Comedy Central special. L O L T H E R E S N O T H I N G E L S E
@LiquifiedLK9 жыл бұрын
"Death is so final, whereas life, life is full of possibilities" -Tyrion
@TyWerks2 жыл бұрын
great quote
@tvtitlechampion3238 Жыл бұрын
North and south, east and west, inward and outward, all the directions
@xXSinForLifeXx5 жыл бұрын
2:59 i love that bit " im not ned stark i understand how the game is played" Ned was truly a fool when it came to polotics he was a warrior thats it . Tyrion is no nool when it comes to polotics and he lets everyone know they can do him like they did ned.
@felynecomrade3 жыл бұрын
He was far more than just a warrior.
@Emmanny2 жыл бұрын
He was honorable
@daverhoden4452 жыл бұрын
The tragedy of Ned is that he knew he'd be no good at the politics but went anyways because it's what his friend and king wanted.
@andyknightwarden97462 жыл бұрын
@@daverhoden445 Even then, it took _everything_ the court could throw at him to make Ned break. If Petyr Baelish had even a shred of honor, Ned would have won. Hell, if Ned accepted Renly's offer to secure the royal brats, he would have won.
@Alex_78992 жыл бұрын
@@andyknightwarden9746 Ned basically did win. In the show there's literally 1 Lannister left while the Starks rule the entire continent. In the books Cersei's reign is in the shitter with like 5 rebellions happening at once, meanwhile the only thing the Northern lords disagree on is whether to install Jon or Rickon on the throne once every last Bolton has been assassinated. Ruling with honour might get you killed but it has the benefit of your descendents' subjects not wanting to murder them.
@archon44125 жыл бұрын
"The next time i have an idea like that....punch me in the face!"
@Happilywanderin8 жыл бұрын
"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things."
@theman41309 жыл бұрын
"That would make me the quarter man, just doesn't have the same ring to it." LMAO!!
@vishalpratap59216 жыл бұрын
theman4130
@Vanillastump5 жыл бұрын
I love the part where Tryion responds "As has Jamie, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." If you look at Tryion's face, you can see him trying not to say it. But he just has to. Great acting.
"I am not questioning your honour, I am denying it's existence" Best interaction with Janos Slynt
@jacobstorm36028 жыл бұрын
Number 26, "That's what I do. I Drink and I know things"
@alexisbonte27135 жыл бұрын
It was in Season 6, this videos was posted in 2014
@clcudyeyxdoutcast5 жыл бұрын
Tyrion's mind is brilliant, he is brilliant.
@jayive343 жыл бұрын
Number 27: I am the God of tits and wine!
@bloods32589 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog when you've put a crown on it's head."
@ladysnake84495 жыл бұрын
That slap he gave Joffrey was so damn satisfying!
@lynneufeld31752 жыл бұрын
You mean slaps
@Saahilkarwani3 жыл бұрын
I’m not questioning d&d’s ability to write a good story, I’m denying it’s existence.
@blipper042 жыл бұрын
What's dnd?
@Saahilkarwani2 жыл бұрын
@@blipper04 the shorts for the shows writers
@topiheimola692 жыл бұрын
So you don't like the show?
@GarionDAdkins2 жыл бұрын
Dan & Dave rushed the last season because they were promised to be at the head of the next Star Wars trilogy. That's why they screwed up the last season and rushed everything, destroying what was the maybe the best fantasy TV show ever. They could have taken all the time they wanted but crammed everything down into a few laughable episodes.
@unoriginalhazard2 жыл бұрын
@@GarionDAdkins and it turned out the trilogy was just as bad. Poetry
@TheSkullcruncher159 жыл бұрын
"Ohh a monster.. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous, and just now kings are dying like flies." Tyrion has won the world
@Beacuzz5 жыл бұрын
I love Varis's face
@jFrenetic9 жыл бұрын
Tyrion with beard and scars looks more badass!
@jonsnow79289 жыл бұрын
Sexier too, of course.
@jFrenetic9 жыл бұрын
Jon Snow lol, I thought you were more into wildlings
@jonsnow79289 жыл бұрын
I know nothing.
@juliabelle75 жыл бұрын
Yes and wrinkles too tbh! Lol
@Mr564125 жыл бұрын
@@jonsnow7928 finally someone said it
@odemaj86053 жыл бұрын
2:02this line is so well put together,especially saying it with such a calm friendly tone,gives the quote power
@AlexandarHullRichter Жыл бұрын
The rest of that scene was amazing too. The other guy thinks he has power and leverage, and Tyrion is like "no, you don't."
@russianbear78325 жыл бұрын
“I will *not* give my life for Joffrey's murder, and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. *I demand a trial by combat.”*
@edenwoodms8 жыл бұрын
1:34 Cersie: "...its all fallen on me" Tyrion: "As has Jamie repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon" LMAO. best part!
@SS-nd5ko8 жыл бұрын
+edenwoodms i didnt get that part..
@eadaoinl6 жыл бұрын
I love his little smirk before he says it
@retro30985 жыл бұрын
Shots fired
@DebtFreeSteph5 жыл бұрын
😱How did I miss that one?
@stevekillgore92724 жыл бұрын
That would be a good part ...
@hamsterlord88488 жыл бұрын
They cut out one of the best jokes; "Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats" Tyrion "There are no goats half man" Hill tribe man "Well, make do" Tyrion
@zachbeezchicken10155 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure his name is shagga
@simohayha60315 жыл бұрын
@@zachbeezchicken1015 son of dolf
@winter47255 жыл бұрын
the best one is WHERE IS THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE~Tyrion
@Voron_Aggrav4 жыл бұрын
Everyone does that it seems, also the Beard scene I believe was before that one, It's indeed the best one if done fully, because just the first line is Meh
@ManMadeOfIdiot2 жыл бұрын
@@zachbeezchicken1015 he loves axes
@Necrophite785 жыл бұрын
Peter Dinklage, you are one beast of an actor. My god, I think you will forever be linked to the fantactic performance of Tyrion Lannister.
@lizzdoublez11282 жыл бұрын
Tyrion MADE the show. Every time he was on screen I couldn't WAIT to see what he'd say and/or do. I loved the relationship between him & Sansa. He was so kind to her & she showed him the respect he deserved.
@SoldierofKreig6 жыл бұрын
"I am the Imp I have certain standards to maintain" absolute best response to being called a perv ever
@SuperNikhilg8 жыл бұрын
"YOU ARE TALKING TO A KIN.." *SLAP* "NOW I STRUCK A KING."xD
@whoknowsvee6 жыл бұрын
SuperNikhilg DID MY HAND FALL OF MY WRIST
@ohdearabier8280 Жыл бұрын
"A monster... Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies..." is in my opinion the absolute perfection of lines xD. Threat, joke and truth all in one and it's amazing!
@mephostopheles37523 жыл бұрын
Tyrion really has the same energy as Gregory House. Smarter than everyone, witty as all get-out, physically disabled. They even share a lot of facial features. And the funny part is, their actors are pretending to do each other’s real accents.
@zach7948 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant characters, both of them.
@judekanawati7467 Жыл бұрын
Don’t tell me! Are they RELATED?!
@yzfool6639 Жыл бұрын
@@judekanawati7467 🤫
@MHScrat7 жыл бұрын
I love how, whenever Tyrion says things to Joffrey, you can actually see in Joffreys eyes that he is learning from Tyrion, or at least taking into account what he is saying. He's also shocked that someone is saying these things to him xD
@chrishubbard642 жыл бұрын
Tyrion was one of the few with the balls to call him out when he was being excessively stupid and had a backhand strong enough to knock some sense into him. I bet if he had raised the twerp joffrey would have grown into a far less worthless monster of a king. He might have been another cruel tyrant, but at least he wouldnt have been a petty obvious one.
@MasterJediDude Жыл бұрын
Who knows? Given a few years, he might have made a proper man out of Joffrey.
@K-11609 Жыл бұрын
@@MasterJediDude possibly, but a lot more people might’ve died before that, but who knows?
@johnd.zephyr25318 жыл бұрын
When you go into a show, thinking that the dwarf is gonna be a conniving coward with more brains than balls. Then you keep watching and realize he's the best character in the show and is just straight up awesome. IMP SLAP!
@johnjperricone78563 жыл бұрын
Dinklage will NEVER have a better role.
@jakealter5504 Жыл бұрын
Tyrion is the rare exception, he can be brave and has equal amounts of balls and brains
@johngault11974 жыл бұрын
"I drink and i know things." Best and missed quote. Still awesome compilation.
@AsymptoteInverse2 жыл бұрын
1:59 "I'm not questioning your honour, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence." Rarely was one man decimated so thoroughly.
@MarionetteSaviour8 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is hands down one of, if not the best characters in this show. "THOSE ARE BRAVE MEN KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS...LET'S GO KILL THEM!"
@johnjperricone78563 жыл бұрын
Dinklage will NEVER have a better role. Ever.
@scourageliquidater15903 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : All of them are of until season 4
@taserrr2 жыл бұрын
Well yes, it's the favorite character of GRRM and has the most chapters in the books.
@paeanblotch63962 жыл бұрын
@@taserrr meaning?
@taserrr2 жыл бұрын
@@paeanblotch6396 Meaning obviously it's "one of, if not the best character in the show". It's the character with the most time in the books, so obviously.
@afus64948 жыл бұрын
Cersei: it's all fallen on me Tyrion: as has Jamie according to Stanis Baratheon SAVAGE! 😂 with that smile on his face 😂😂 LOVE HIM!!
@codylevant2062 жыл бұрын
Tyrion is honestly and objectively the best character in the show by a long shot
@MehulSaxena0814 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on its head" 😆😆
@Chalice10174 жыл бұрын
Great line. Now relevant to America’s great leader!!!
@Melly16yr103 жыл бұрын
Savage 😂😆😈
@thedarkknight91532 жыл бұрын
*its
@MehulSaxena0812 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkknight9153 corrected 👍
@clearsky91092 жыл бұрын
@@Chalice1017 that's too true and accurate to our current.... leader. Man I seriously don't think of him as our leader. I feel like game of thrones "I'm not questioning your presidency but I'm denying it's existence"
who watch tyrion wreck jeoffrey over and over again XD
@wololo37818 жыл бұрын
I love it !
@reaperandyel8 жыл бұрын
I like the bitch slaps. XD
@darkknight74036 жыл бұрын
Horselord me i love it
@tracygardner63185 жыл бұрын
Horselord here
@BlackKiryuu4 жыл бұрын
This shit is gold!! I cant stop watching it!!
@cjcurryjr2 жыл бұрын
He was one of my reasons for watching this show. Great actor, great character, great writing and direction. What he may have lacked in size and athleticism he more than compensated for with mental acuity, focus, courage, humor and humanity. Truly the imp lol!
@jjollie43344 жыл бұрын
Such a quick wit. Tyrion was one of my favorite characters!
@MisterTutor20108 жыл бұрын
How many people can say they've bitch slapped a king? :)
@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella12398 жыл бұрын
+MisterTutor2010 None.
@flankspeed8 жыл бұрын
+MisterTutor2010 Yep... Tyrion is The Kingslapper :)
@atmhrt8 жыл бұрын
+MisterTutor2010 Half a man.
@seasonings2taste1158 жыл бұрын
Cersei also slapped Joffrey.
@SylversVolpe8 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Dennis She's his mother, it doesn't count.
@davidw66849 жыл бұрын
"You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones." Best quote and its not here. But its a nice compilation :)
@nfspbarrister56813 жыл бұрын
Even the cersei's actress tried not to laugh..😂
@johnmonster652 Жыл бұрын
"I drink and I know things ... it's what I do." That quote always brings a smile to my face.
@ambarishdeb75533 жыл бұрын
Tyrion's words in the first few seasons - “Those are brave men knocking at our door, let’s go kill them!” "I drink and I know things" "I'm not questioning your honor...I'm denying its existence." "I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things." "The world won't let you forget what you are. Armor yourself in it." "Monsters are dangerous, and just now, kings are dying like flies." "We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings..but i dont know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot" Tyrion's words in the last season - "VaRyS nO cOcK hAhAhA" "WhO hAs A bEtTer StOrY tHaN bRaN tHe BrOkEn?" Can't believe how D&D butchered Tyrion's IQ in half, as if his height wasn't enough of an impediment.
@UniqueornBacon Жыл бұрын
They ran out of source material and weren’t clever enough to fanfic it themselves.
@eveningrice9 жыл бұрын
"We should sail there immediately." HAHAH fuckin legend.
@overpoweredmeowmix9 жыл бұрын
They should've totally had the one from s1 e1 between him and Jon Snow. So many good ones to pick from. “My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.”
@proudirish_man65525 жыл бұрын
Ahh the old days the music, the plot everything about the early seasons were perfect
@blackgoblin10045 жыл бұрын
Man those first four seasons were so so good! "I drink and I know things"
@valkyriesardo2789 жыл бұрын
The slavers wanted to amputate Tyrion and sell his lucky charm to a merchant, They reckon they don't need to take the entire dwarf as proof of origin, Tyrion cries, "Guess again!" How Jorah and the slavers kept a straight face I'll never know.
@kagaminerin53388 жыл бұрын
+Poot Lovato Yes haha one of the funniest scenes from him.. That and the one where he was on trial talking about masturbating into the stew xD
@cyqry8 жыл бұрын
+Kagamine Rin The stew that he believes his sister may have ate.
@emeraldfire13147 жыл бұрын
Angryboy at least he hopes she did 😂
@salamaobaid82746 жыл бұрын
emeraldfire1314 and yet we still don't know what happened when he walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass 😂
@TheSetkon6 жыл бұрын
Angryboy She should have recognized the Lannister juice 😋
@enzift9 жыл бұрын
Queen Justin Bieber:You're talking to a king! Tyrion:And now i struck a king! Did my hand fell from my wrist? *tyrion walks away while king's guard opens passage* most epic moment till the trial
@southtexasprepper18375 жыл бұрын
Of all the characters in "Game of Thrones," Tyrion Lassister is my favorite. He never fails with a great comeback.
@abhijeetjadhav29614 жыл бұрын
"Always remember, whatever they'll pay you i ll pay you twice it's price"
@mira00able10 жыл бұрын
what happened to "a day will come when you think your safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth and you will know the debt is paid" in the books that scene and the scene where he stares down jaime are the best
@mickeymouse38405 жыл бұрын
Naruto😍
@cinnamonstar8089 жыл бұрын
my favorite: when Joffery annouce rob starks death at the meeting.. Joffery ran in smiling ... "just killed a few puppies?" Tyrion....LOL
@Raj911365 жыл бұрын
He's witty, diplomatic, brave, Humane and what not? One of the best character of GOT❤😍
@lukeskywalker29132 жыл бұрын
What I love about him is how he somehow doesn't take orders from anyone he doesn't want to and still performs all his duties
@93SupaFly8 жыл бұрын
"In summerisle there a god of fertility, which has 16 tits" WE SHOULD SAIL THERE IMMIDIATELY HAHAH
@damedane9139 жыл бұрын
if they kill him i'll stop watching
@jo6re39 жыл бұрын
You're not going to want to watch Season Six then...
@dBvideosAndStuff9 жыл бұрын
Puppeteer Pandas thanks for the spoiler
@jo6re39 жыл бұрын
Barda, don't believe everything you read on the internet >.>
@dBvideosAndStuff9 жыл бұрын
Puppeteer Pandas wut
@damedane9139 жыл бұрын
Puppeteer Pandas if they do it would piss off everyone and nobody will watch the show
@Loveoldies504 жыл бұрын
Tyrion was my favorite character from both the books and the series. And, Peter Dinklage did a fabulous job of portraying him! I had seen him in other roles and liked him, too, but Tyrion is the run away best!
@mouzar5 жыл бұрын
"Its hard to put a leash on a dog once you´ve put a crown on its head" one of my fav. 05:28
@bfdecem8 жыл бұрын
I'm not questioning your honor Lord Janos, I'm denying it's existence. Tyrion has the best lines
@GiratinaofFury10 жыл бұрын
I love this character.
@JC8395 жыл бұрын
0:52 I love how Tyrion immediately smirks when he sees Cersei’s reaction
@liamdalemon15252 жыл бұрын
"ahh yes, dispensing the entire court because my Sister can't Stand me. I see this as an absolute win" (Not a quote, just feels like something he would say)
@johnbanks47612 жыл бұрын
the best written, best performed character on a show with amazing characters , actors/actresses and writing
@isakaldazwulfazizsunus75649 жыл бұрын
"That would make me the quarter man. Doesn't have the same ring to it." Pissed myself laughing.
@WondaGal10009 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how most of Tyrion's comments are directed towards Joffery and Cersei?
@BenHopkins10009 жыл бұрын
WondaGal1000 He does spend an unholy amount of time with them both...
@kirowaterlaw94325 жыл бұрын
It's because Joffry is a nasty little shit. And Cersei is nasty pile of shit.
@thexalon5 жыл бұрын
He's the greatest Lannister-killer in the world today.
@tiffanypersaud35185 жыл бұрын
They’re his family, he does love them and for Tyrion that means talking to them a lot. I love him.
@legrandliseurtri74954 жыл бұрын
@@thexalon Lol, he hates, and he tries to be loved by Cersei but hates her at the same time, like for Tywin.
@carbon37833 жыл бұрын
Every word spoken by Tyrion are the best quotes
@emmetdolan99153 жыл бұрын
“Kill me if anything should happen to Tyrion” - Lancil Lannister I laughed uncontrollably for 5 minutes straight after hearing this
@jaywar698 жыл бұрын
Tyrion - "Where are the Gods of tits and wine?" Varys - "In the summer isles... they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teets." Tyrion - "We should sail there immediately!" lmao... absolutely brilliant!
@stevenhancock28224 жыл бұрын
Imagine the story if Tyrion and Varys loaded up on gold, hopped a galley, and noped out to the Summer Isles for the rest of their lives.
@24680WTF9 жыл бұрын
I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting
@duncanct Жыл бұрын
“You chopped one’s head off, and let another escape. Father would be furious” damn I wish they gave us this scene with all 3 of them at the same time
@chriskoloski32 Жыл бұрын
Tyrion being the most normal one of the entire family is true irony
@yahyasafe77 жыл бұрын
"I'm a dwarf. I drink, and I know things" - Tyrion Lannister.
@ugurderin6 жыл бұрын
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" This is one of the best Tyrion quotes, but I think it did not make it into the series. It is from the books.
@amarbyrd2520 Жыл бұрын
I remember it from the series but I don't remember when it was said
@snako13 Жыл бұрын
@0:46 varys doesn't even look for a seal to confirm the authenticity of the letter. Looks like his spies shared the news even before Tyrion reached 🤣🙌
@whatnext74174 ай бұрын
I noticed that 😂😂
@fmita_2 жыл бұрын
Although not the most profound, “In the Summer Isles, they worship the fertility goddess with 16 teets.” “We should sail there immediately” is one of my favorite lines in the show😂
@CrownofMischief8 жыл бұрын
5:03. While not the most inspirational, nor the most wise, it is definitely one of the most favored Tyrion scenes ever.