mortuary assistant but i am the worst mortuary assistant ever Twitter: / poofesure
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@Poofesure2 жыл бұрын
oops
@richiedontmiss2 жыл бұрын
🐐
@TBone312 жыл бұрын
Ruh roh
@X_A_V_I_E_R_9_92 жыл бұрын
❤️
@everest30012 жыл бұрын
i’m saying
@eatatable23012 жыл бұрын
FITH REPLY
@hamishaustin48542 жыл бұрын
Demon hunting with poofesure: Use bible to bring out demon❌ Use cross to exercise demon ❌ Attempt to hit demon with vase✅
@rorybaker57992 жыл бұрын
Yeah he hardly did any of the stuff tutorial discussed.
@Tristanious82 жыл бұрын
I guess Poofesure is a personal trainer trying to make the demon exercise.
@MikMok2 жыл бұрын
@@rorybaker5799 I mean, it is a lot of information at once
@Stibly Жыл бұрын
@@Tristanious8 I bet he's very good at it too
@jpprobably Жыл бұрын
I guess the cross was cross fit
@LayerInfinity2 жыл бұрын
poofs screams are genuinely scarier than the actual game
@jameszeller91292 жыл бұрын
@Raytheslay bro what
@MrWolfyGaming2 жыл бұрын
Haha
@conuy46632 жыл бұрын
@@jameszeller9129 bots lmao
@juicewrld8222 жыл бұрын
@@kowhaifan1249 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 POOF NEEDS TO SEE YOUR COPIED REPLY SO HE CAN RAGE "ABOUT HOW HE CAN’T STAND COPYCATS” LMAO.
@vanillamilkbread2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT his screaming is the real jumpscare❗️
@CasualRacerRed2 жыл бұрын
We can all agree Poof's screams are scarier than the actual game
@sebbycat3602 жыл бұрын
His screams be scaring me shitless every time instead of the game itself 💀
@absol_lute_zero90832 жыл бұрын
Right? I get mildly starled by the little knocks or the entrance bell ringing then "AHHHH!! WHAT WAS THAT?!"
@twifly82392 жыл бұрын
Very true shit made me jump so much I was watching it on my tv and playing my switch in the background I almost lose a joy con 😭
@karlpflug43742 жыл бұрын
There has never been a truer comment
@jacobryburn78612 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah every fuckin time he screams I damn near shit myself.
@theflickchick985010 ай бұрын
"I'm going to kill you, Rebecca..." "AW FUK YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK" Absolutely amazing.
@davidmcdonald87032 жыл бұрын
“Oh fuck yeah I’m hard as a rock” is one of my favorite sound bites ever
@manboy47202 жыл бұрын
the scariest thing about this is the fact the player character doesn't wear any gloves or use an apron. just get alllll that bacteria over that corpse and on your hands, yep.
@Punk_in_pink2 жыл бұрын
If a demon is hunting me… I ain’t worried about gloves and aprons I ain’t Martha Stewart
@manboy47202 жыл бұрын
@@Punk_in_pink that is no reason to skip on hygienic work practices.
@nessa48162 жыл бұрын
@@Punk_in_pink you’re seriously dissecting a DEAD person with no sanitary tools bec of a demon
@KhaoticSanctum69 Жыл бұрын
The lack of ventilation and drainage systems are more dangerous than the demons tbh 👁👄👁 some of these chemicals are highly dangerous to humans without constant air circulation. Basically every 15 mins you've gotta have completely new air in a mortuary to stay safe bc some of those chemicals are carcinogens and breathing them in can cause serious issues. This mortuary does not meet osha standards.
@domesticpartypeep Жыл бұрын
Ikr? The corpses could carry the flu!
@slatephoenix34292 жыл бұрын
I really hope poof plays it again. This is such a scary game yet he got like, zero actual scary parts. He literally got more scared on Roblox
@johnnyjr2 жыл бұрын
@Raytheslay is this a new type of comment bot? lmfaooo
@wild_doge6252 жыл бұрын
tf u talking about
@farguy26152 жыл бұрын
Same
@CosmicSageLC2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyjr he’s a cringe hater look at his recent comments on poofs channel
@taquitobandito6054 Жыл бұрын
Ehhh the game is boring. I tried playing it but I just couldn’t figure it out, the sounds are annoying as hell, and the devs suck. Got a refund on it and bought something else. I hope he doesn’t play again, the game is extremely boring…
@TBone312 жыл бұрын
This was probably the least scared I’ve ever heard poof during a horror game lmao
@Poofesure2 жыл бұрын
im just so tough and manly
@bruhman15452 жыл бұрын
@@Poofesure Matt is also tough and manly and Matt was also talking trash about you… take him to the ring
@kennytherager23062 жыл бұрын
@@Poofesure will you play flight simulator 2020 again
@trishabanks66802 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would see a successful ratio from a top comment before. You learn something new everything, ig.
@raymanaficionado54142 жыл бұрын
this horror game is trash :(
@kassidy35392 жыл бұрын
This game is surprisingly realistic. I'm a mortician myself and that is how you see their mouths and stuff. We also have these eye caps you put under their eyelids to keep them closed and AVplugs (anal/vaginal plugs pretty self explanatory) to keep things from leaking in the coffin
@Stbeter Жыл бұрын
I hope that the lack of gloves is not realistic lol
@Legacy-sw7bv2 жыл бұрын
I love how it seems to be a common thing that much of Poof's audience didn't flinch at the scares themselves, but Poof's reaction to them.
@mckennalauren2 жыл бұрын
i jumped everytime he screamed bruh
@jonmann4980 Жыл бұрын
His scream is the ultimate jump scare 😂
@Ravenetic2 жыл бұрын
Calling this now, he’s gonna get a bad ending unless chat helps. Love you poof
@themilkman85542 жыл бұрын
If you ask me he got the good one. Dude was a dick for making you come out and work in the middle of the night.
@DerNomade18712 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't surprise me really
@kowhaifan12492 жыл бұрын
POOFESURE DADDY SPREAD HIS CHEEKS
@jazzblue11132 жыл бұрын
yup
@thebigbeemovie25782 жыл бұрын
Poof was way to calm while playing this, we gotta get something scarier for him
@oreoshark31352 жыл бұрын
@Raytheslay aren’t you like 6 or 7?
@conuy46632 жыл бұрын
@@oreoshark3135 dude they are bots
@Katragine2 жыл бұрын
@Raytheslay We get it, Ray. You like man meat. Stinky, heavy man meat. I see you're very passionate about it.
@oreoshark31352 жыл бұрын
@@conuy4663 dude, Ik smart ass
@kylie03_2 жыл бұрын
the stream was a little bit more chaotic
@mob-my8wl2 жыл бұрын
"hopefully I don't end up all wrinkly like my mom 😐oh wait that's my grandma!" is like the best thing i've heard the whole day and i'm literally about to go to bed.
@Jords2502 жыл бұрын
28:20 i love how he had to look at the head in order to get scared
@eclipsemewtwo1422 Жыл бұрын
0:29 as someone who has spent a lot of time in Connecticut, I can confirm this is the scariest part of the game.
@taquitobandito6054 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get the joke.
@noalt4028 Жыл бұрын
stupid joke
@BlaketheBlock4 ай бұрын
@@taquitobandito6054the joke is connecticut bad
@hihunter7 Жыл бұрын
Poof needs to get a sound stabilizer that augments sounds to relatively the same volume, that way game dialogue is louder and his demonic screams aren't ear piercing. I have to turn my volume nearly to max to hear the games audio and then I'm jumpsared by Poof's incredibly fucking loud siren mouth. Fucking hell
@christiendavis2917 Жыл бұрын
But that makes it better
@peytonmcclain666810 ай бұрын
@@christiendavis2917 No it really doesn't, it turns annoying from funny very fast
@HydraWerewolf2 жыл бұрын
17:15 i got more scared by poof's reaction than by the game
@evanhackard58612 жыл бұрын
and 4:18 too
@Clouditivity2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Poof played this game. This game has more creepy vibes than full on jump scares which I really like
@Legalpenguin312 жыл бұрын
Poof we REALLY need to have a face cam when you play games like this 😂😂
@oreo_troydan66592 жыл бұрын
28:19 ive never laughed so hard in my life
@khhgiii47222 жыл бұрын
what did he even see
@LUN4RA2 жыл бұрын
@@khhgiii4722 the dead body was standing up in front of him
@tophitter9323 Жыл бұрын
same lmao
@SmolLoafy Жыл бұрын
I wasn't even scared from the body, I was scared when I got deafened by Poof.
@mikeydrawssometimes Жыл бұрын
imagine getting so scared you pull out the clipboard LMAO
@im.waldo.2 жыл бұрын
Dude its so easy. Step 1: burn the whole building down Step 2: claim an insurance policy step 3: profit
@Evil_012 жыл бұрын
28:20 I think my heart stopped for a sec
@fubbypeets7058 Жыл бұрын
Everyone is saying that his screams are scarier than the game itself, but I think his screams are peak comedy ngl
@drsilver3132 жыл бұрын
proud of poof for playing a horror game he couldn't watch someone else play
@twist43862 жыл бұрын
@Raytheslay Ayo, chilllll
@imstrife2 жыл бұрын
did he really just burn the black guy cause of a glitch even though the woman’s corpse ran away from him 💀
@jonmann4980 Жыл бұрын
Ngl I thought he was sus because he sat up in the beginning 😂
@calamaria9221 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't a glitch. I looked up Steam guides for this game and a body popping out of storage is one of the demon tells. The storage door was just supposed to be open too so that was actually a glitch. Guides also talk about scripted haunt events so what happened with the woman wasn't necessarily pointing towards her being the demon. He did get the right body, he just put the sigils in the wrong place.
@imstrife Жыл бұрын
@@calamaria9221 ok well that ruins the fun
@Brushyip2 жыл бұрын
His screaming was scarier than the game
@just_an_italian_girl_ Жыл бұрын
Reminder: never put one of poofesure's vids in the background while drawing. Expecially when line-arting. The real jumpscares are his screams, thanks poof. (all jokes aside, amazing vid as always❤️)
4:20 scared the crap outta me but only because poof screamed at the top of his lungs
@Lukas99g Жыл бұрын
yeah like what even happened that scared poof? i didn't notice anything but a little sound effect
@biohazardous1363 Жыл бұрын
@@Lukas99g In the game, a bottle falls off the shelf, but he missed it completely lol. He got scared by the sound.
@phroogg2 жыл бұрын
His screams jumpscare me more than anything else
@SavanaSkye-sv3lc Жыл бұрын
18:27 I can’t 😭😭 the way he just shuts the door and leaves
@logan_wolf2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't necessarily that you chose the wrong body. When you put the symbols on the mark, you're supposed to consult the database to put them in the right positions on the mark. 48:30 Alright, nvm, chat beat me to it.
@IceUp172 жыл бұрын
You got the body right but you have to look up the demon name based on the scribble pad in your inventory in the computer to put the symbols in the right place on the plate.
@The_Content_Pirate7 ай бұрын
you know what makes every single video you make good? You have a good personality. Editing almost doesnt matter at all, length doesnt matter, suject/game doesnt matter. I don't care I would watch you paint a fence or woodwork, youre funny and cool and thats what makes your shit so good bro. just remember that in the new year.
@atticustherealg2 жыл бұрын
The phone call at 22:37 killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@TristenTimberwolf Жыл бұрын
The last words at the end😂😂😂😂
@xtalcastle2 жыл бұрын
i adore the fact that the only reason i get anxious during this are because im afraid of jumping because of poof's seagul screams
@bxauh2 жыл бұрын
You know I’m starting to think he isn’t really a morgue assistant
@FratinandMadrik2 жыл бұрын
This is indie horror game of the year for me. It's so stupidly creepy, and although slightly buggy, REALLY scary to play
@lazykidgamer85162 жыл бұрын
Poof needs to play more horror games. This is the most entertained I have been in a while 😂
@Temmie665.92 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that poof's screams scare me more than the game itself.
@tylern6420 Жыл бұрын
tem
@johnster022 жыл бұрын
22:44 sounded like poof took the phone from the ghost to crazy a joke
@sar65624 ай бұрын
“carro-tid artery” i can tell poof didn’t watch greys anatomy
@kilroy41232 жыл бұрын
I’m not a mortician, but on my floor in the hospital I have to clean and put away bodies and I can’t explain how it makes me feel. It’s nice in a weird way it feels like comforting someone who’s alone
@ellie1903 Жыл бұрын
have u ever like had a bad experience or a creepy like feeling around them? And I mean bad experience in terms of the bodies making you uncomfortable cause of the state they are or sad LOL
@kilroy4123 Жыл бұрын
@@ellie1903 neither, it’s peaceful. They’re usually in unbearable pain before they die. So I feel good for them in a weird way. And I can express it by making sure to do a good job with them.
@kilroy4123 Жыл бұрын
@@ellie1903 I did have one lady die and come back though. (During resuscitation) but she died again and we lost her
@dadsranting97462 жыл бұрын
This is way more enjoyable then watching Matt whoop his ass in wii sports
@wesmajor98382 жыл бұрын
Always a treat when you upload a long horror game video, gaming content quality is unmatched!
@Tristanious82 жыл бұрын
28:21 I can see why this is the most replayed lmao
@PristineCXV2 жыл бұрын
I've watched a good number of people play this game, and poof is by far the most clueless. It's infuriating to watch him fail to comprehend the simplest things
@stripedsweatermo2 жыл бұрын
that’s kinda the point of his content tho
@F.lorisa2 жыл бұрын
Sorry you feel that way, you’re more than welcome to watch someone else and go about your day!
@Satan-Is-a-Lawyer2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, don’t get me wrong I love poof but sometimes it’s like come on dude.
@madelinenelson24062 жыл бұрын
then dont watch????
@Katragine2 жыл бұрын
I don't get why people are complaining, it's your opinion. That's what the comment section is for, feedback. I've always liked his content but he can miss a lot of important things sometimes which takes away from the overall experience and what the game has to offer. Some people tune in just for Poof, but some people tune in for Poof AND the game. I hope he revisits this game like another commenter said, supposedly it gets pretty freaky.
@camtheman072 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of my grandpa who recently passed this year in a good way. Thanks for reminding me off all of the great memories we had together poof ❤️
@toolazyforadecentname84122 жыл бұрын
Poofesure screams are more terrifying than the actual game itself
@weedslug2 жыл бұрын
i like how he was confused as to why there was another guy in there with him when the game is called mortuary ASSISTANT 😭
@silvermalwareai40472 жыл бұрын
Nothing like falling a sleep to KZfaq auto play and getting the shit scared outta you. 11/10
@keteriacoleman47052 жыл бұрын
Poof's run through for this game is most definitely different than other's....but I'm here for it 🤣
@lo-filistener14152 жыл бұрын
This part scared the hell out of me 28:17
@evanhackard58612 жыл бұрын
4:18 poof scared me more than what happened in the game
@naenae915 Жыл бұрын
Poof saying he'll play the game "when it's daytime" is me when I play any horror game lol
@Joseph-er8po2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he cusses and screams when he gets scared
@MetallicAGirl142 жыл бұрын
I did funeral work experience and they usually put cotton in to absorb extra moisture and then close the mouth. Although when I was there, they just sewed it shut instead of wiring it. They also put caps under the eyes to keep them shut.
@leejones80829 ай бұрын
I love that he's like "the game clearly glitched so that must be the demon"
@Tristanious82 жыл бұрын
He's probably gonna rage more than he is being scared.
@Butteredsausage177Ай бұрын
That first scream scared the living shit outta me.
@Mexican_Guy.2 жыл бұрын
Did Poofesure get more manly? Because he sounds calm when playing.
@MalachiLper2 жыл бұрын
He’s some kind of badass hero!
@manz14442 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was “ahhhhhhhhhh” really authentic!
@CinnaTea32 жыл бұрын
I held off on watching other let’s play’s of this game on the SLIGHT chance poof played, and my prayers have been answered😸
@soloriyeovin50112 жыл бұрын
your screams scare me more than the actual game. 10/10 video
@drsilver3132 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who closes their eyes when something's about to happen
@MarcelDerLPer2 жыл бұрын
@Raytheslay bruh
@conuy46632 жыл бұрын
@@MarcelDerLPer it’s a bot stop replying to them
@dethklokicksbutt2 жыл бұрын
Carrot tid artery
@foreversimgirl828 Жыл бұрын
Bro this game is scary but your scream caused me to flinch so hard 😭
@chelosoyyo50992 жыл бұрын
46:02 - poofesure after every wii sports challenge
@emmy88482 жыл бұрын
21:43 im actually crying rn
@Alexandru09052 жыл бұрын
omggg 28:23 I started laughing and my soul was leaving my body
@odetoclear5 ай бұрын
still love how poof says 'mortuarian' instead of 'mortician'
@battleframestudios89892 жыл бұрын
Your screams are far more terrifying than anything in this game.
@user839032 жыл бұрын
poof was so chill in this lol
@St3ely2 жыл бұрын
Except when he screamed at the top of his lungs
@Michael-ht8on2 жыл бұрын
If you had tried to leave right away she hears voices in her head that tell her to stay and get back to work and apparently each night has different parts of the story of the woman you're playing as
@VVVU2x2 жыл бұрын
Lolol the title,Poof is coming after Call Me Kevin's brand
@ratboy27912 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a late night kevin video before I saw the channel name
@jessman19432 жыл бұрын
Poof's damn screams are the only thing actually scaring me in this video😭
@thatone_awesome2 жыл бұрын
Fr I just fell and hit my head after falling off my chair because of poof screaming l😭😭😭😭
@basedokadaizo2 жыл бұрын
every time poof went "is this actually what you do?" i felt a twinge as a mortuary science enthusiast. i wanted to just scream "YES" into his ear as loud as he screams into mine
@basedokadaizo Жыл бұрын
@@FlammableRadish honestly i feel like there should have been options to sew mouths in this game. needle injector is only one option! there's also sutures if you wanna go old-school! then again, the procedure for sutures is kinda convoluted and complicated, so maybe it's less appealing to go in detail with that for a minigame.
@-Siknakaliux-II Жыл бұрын
Cool..? Got any more info? I'm assuming the pay in the beginning isn't much, right? what about job progression?
@odetoclear Жыл бұрын
samee, i totally get someone who has no clue freaking out about it though, it's weird to think about if you hear (let alone see) it for the first time
@nessiemariie2 жыл бұрын
the first scream plus the shaking of the camera LMAOO
@aidenhoffman3122 жыл бұрын
“I must have done the game really well if I missed scares.” 😂😂😂
@MrMandofortnite2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to watch this at 1am when I can’t sleep
@jjoshu_a2 жыл бұрын
"every horror game has been played in multiplayer, on stream or on my channel" all his wii horror games:
@Homicidebois2 жыл бұрын
I’m high asf rn and I got another blunt left And ima enjoy this very much dope vid bro
@soup89602 жыл бұрын
Poofesure's screeches are scarier than any horror game jumpscare
@mrrjoe1012 жыл бұрын
This is honestly a really cool game and it's super entertaining watching you play and experience it with you. I would love to see you try it again and see what other endings you can find.
@slendergirl-bu7sd2 жыл бұрын
The moment I saw this I knew it wasn’t gonna end well 😂
@wii_is_better88872 жыл бұрын
Horror games for Poofesure are like Tommy in basketball, Matt in Wii Party/Speed slice, Elisa in Tennis, and Sakura in Baseball😳
@drsilver3132 жыл бұрын
wdym?
@lockdown10372 жыл бұрын
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER LMAOOO PLEASE DO MORE!!!!
@Javithewise Жыл бұрын
13:37 DAMN DUDE i was more afraid if your scream then the DAMN KNOCK 💀💀😂😂😂
@thátdøg22 жыл бұрын
This was a Horror game poof made this look like a funny game 💀💀 love ya poof
@thecreeperking46132 жыл бұрын
YES!!! This is the episode I never knew needed to exist And if we're all honest I'm pretty sure we're going to get jump scared more by poof than the actual game
@Josh-yw7pv2 жыл бұрын
I was jump scared by almost every ad in this video
@chrism5732 Жыл бұрын
22:44 I disagree that was perfect timing for a resub😂😂😂
@TheDarkThief6922 жыл бұрын
When you think about it this job looks horrifying you need to be brave enough and really be motivated to do this. Be around with dead persons must be disturbing
@WerewolfLupis2 жыл бұрын
I'm going into mortuary and I took some job shadowing at the funeral home up the street when I was younger. It's really about respect as these people are people's family and loved ones. You're helping people living and dead move on. It's not a job for everyone. I've had quite a few people express how gross a job like this would be. My parents didnt want me going into it. But it's a job that helps people and if I can do that I'm happy :D
@morefurless2 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the best video that ever was posted to youtube
@fluffyx1556 Жыл бұрын
When poof becomes the jumpscare
@kendrewfunk71065 ай бұрын
My father who used to work night shifts every day and he would have to sleep during the day. Which was impossible cause my little brother is a loud mouth and you can hear the lad even if your downstairs and he's up in his room with the door shut. He was always tired and easily got angry cause the lack of sleep he gets. It's not easy working night shifts. I always feel bad for people when I come into a shop that open 24\7 and the night shift worker looks like he/she doesn't want to be here. I know a job not supposed to be enjoyable but you shouldn't drain yourself to the point you look like you don't even have a soul anymore and just a mindless zombie coming in to work every day. Anyways, he would do terrible in a haunted house attraction. Poofesure already almost having a mental breakdown playing a videogame
@00RaveRat2 жыл бұрын
And this kids, is why we work at Arby's
@gojahcrazy58712 жыл бұрын
17:16 I screamed so loud 🤣
@just_a_rock2 ай бұрын
I have no idea what he's screaming at half of the time lmao