surviving one night in a grocery store Twitter: / poofesure
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@Poofesure Жыл бұрын
where do i find the chicken nuggets
@BigTank1027 Жыл бұрын
beef boss
@justgarfield9721 Жыл бұрын
Aisle 2
@lucidmlem Жыл бұрын
The chicken nuggets
@Jack_Spl3 Жыл бұрын
Just go to the freezer aisle
@Football_Fanatic07 Жыл бұрын
In your pocket
@quinnimationtv Жыл бұрын
As a customer that is currently trapped in the freezer in the frozen foods aisle, I can confirm it is anarchy in retail store
@deftrascal1626 Жыл бұрын
gimme some Tyson nuggets if ur real then
@BigJackMack Жыл бұрын
Your statement is highly unlikely
@ladyheavdev Жыл бұрын
Are you ok? Do you need help? I'm in the toy isle
@SonOfWorm Жыл бұрын
@@BigJackMack You missed the joke
@lizh4244 Жыл бұрын
sounds like something frozen food would say
@jxcktee Жыл бұрын
As a retail employee, this game 1000% represents the anxiety and bullshit retail employees have to face everyday.
@justgarfield9721 Жыл бұрын
Hope you can find a better and less stressful job like I did 🙏
@jeffreymerlino4613 Жыл бұрын
not to be disrespectful but honestly what is the worst thing you could have to deal with a non-criminal customer doing at a retail job
@Tonka77 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffreymerlino4613you must not have worked a retail job and it shows
@jeffreymerlino4613 Жыл бұрын
@@Tonka77 Correct I sit at a desk for an insurance company
@jeffreymerlino4613 Жыл бұрын
@@Tonka77 and honestly even at my job I get yelled at by customers on the phone and I could care less because as long as I'm doing my job right I have no reason to stress over some idiot yelling at me, but I am interested in hearing all the horrors of retail if it is truly that bad.
@daniellevstek1789 Жыл бұрын
The real horror is when you work in retail and you hear literally anyone ask “excuse me”
@designateddoser7651 Жыл бұрын
Bruh I go into customer service mode in public not at work every time I hear a prompt like that 😭
@Drug_Fueled_Nightmare9 ай бұрын
Sorry im new here i only started 2 years ago
@MYusri-xk9re Жыл бұрын
As usual, Poof's scream is far scarier that the jumpscare.
@Kmika00 Жыл бұрын
Than*
@breezy.14 Жыл бұрын
this game isn't even scary lol
@ianeddleman6282 Жыл бұрын
@@Kmika00 🤓
@HeroTilt11 ай бұрын
@@breezy.14 play the game yourself and compare how scared you are to how scared u are when ur just watching
@felizen9 ай бұрын
@@HeroTiltyeah, watching someone play the horror game is the worst way of judging a horror game
@shirandawilliams Жыл бұрын
I felt that "OH NOOOOOOO" in my soul 😂😂😂
@Chadmiral Жыл бұрын
Lol,his dreading is the best lol.
@Puggy42069 Жыл бұрын
Sounded like Spongebob saying it.
@ToureTaylor Жыл бұрын
14:08 Said "oh no" just like how Spongebob did in the episode where his whole pineapple house got ate by those nematode worms.
@autumnnnnnnnnnnnnn7 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOO
@mochamanplays257 Жыл бұрын
I live the opposite of this. I try to avoid the employees when I go shopping, yet people around here in retail are so friendly that they always ask if I need help and most of the time I am just window shopping.
@_call_me_glitchy_167811 ай бұрын
We're trained to do that, it was repeated to me so many times I thought I was gonna go crazy, you can get in trouble for not doing it too
@adriananimates7448 Жыл бұрын
3:06 that genuine scream and him saying *”WHAT DA FUCK?”* Is just so funny 😂
@RRTheRager Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that Poof and Markiplier conspire before playing these games purely by the fact that they have both played almost the exact same games in reverse or in the same order.
@spencer_sauce Жыл бұрын
Poof is probably just a markiplier fan
@slakzy7089 Жыл бұрын
illuminati
@sambreyer7344 Жыл бұрын
Or a CoryxKenshin fan
@MartK4438 Жыл бұрын
All these games come out on steam and poof and markiplier are always looking for new games to play.
@tobyzilla Жыл бұрын
@Slakzy oh come on don't bring the iillumanuttii drama over to poofesures channel
@rainglock5885 Жыл бұрын
"Customers dont show up until I start putting up stuff" Poof you have idea bro
@everythingthrice2582 Жыл бұрын
13:04 How nice of them to add Nikocado Avocado into the game
@angrymunci69 Жыл бұрын
3:05 I literally jumped, *not because of the customer* , because of Poof 😂 and 3:43
@GeneralCane Жыл бұрын
It was his scream when the manager got him for the first time that got me.
@senaixr8319 Жыл бұрын
Caught me too... I was literally dozing off... I'm wide awake now
@angrymunci69 Жыл бұрын
The screen shaking like literal shit adds to the jumpscare
@val328 Жыл бұрын
his scream is so funny
@SiebayPlays Жыл бұрын
The way I cheered when he finished the first night. I legit thought he’d choke and rage more.
@ToureTaylor Жыл бұрын
I think this game is the definition of horror and comedy combined.
@shirandawilliams Жыл бұрын
Not him hitting the old lady with a box and saying "die grandma die" 😂😂😂😂 i would totally love to see poof as a retail employee
@jaydencobb4951 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I bet
@savantisq454911 ай бұрын
i used to work as a courtesy clerk in a grocery store and would literally have nightmares about waking up and having to work there
@SplitHead12 Жыл бұрын
As a dollar general worker, this is entirely accurate
@bobjoe3492 Жыл бұрын
I worked at a family dollar for 3 years. Still working retail but at a much nicer place
@SplitHead12 Жыл бұрын
@@bobjoe3492 did my time there for one year, good luck solider
@ksa7621 Жыл бұрын
How many times has the manager ripped out your spinal cord🧐
@deek4344 Жыл бұрын
Same and it's hilarious because obviously it's exaggerated in the game but this is how often you're running around and helping people IF you're a hustled worker who actually cares about their job ofc cus we all know some places where workers don't give af.
@SplitHead12 Жыл бұрын
@@ksa7621 every once in awhile, the DM comes in and eats us alive
@christie8152 Жыл бұрын
I watched this half asleep and it felt like a fever dream holy shit
@bocolatebhipbookie Жыл бұрын
playing this game high is an experience
@JustAPersonWhoComments Жыл бұрын
As a person who gets lost in a grocery store just trying to find the bread aisle, surviving one night in there would be like living in a real life maze with unlimited snacks
@marcushelbling Жыл бұрын
I've been following this game for over a year now and I think it's so darkly hilarious, it perfectly sums up my paranoia of simply entering the local stores.
@gnvw1 Жыл бұрын
Thank god he’s finally playing it
@shrk_5792 Жыл бұрын
easter eggs: (that i saw) 4:13 drink near the middle says “get out” 6:19 one of the cans near the left on the bottom says “pain” 7:22 can on top near the middle says something that looks likes “done stock” or “you’re stuck” 11:04 top bottle near the middle says “you are wasting away” 14:08 bottle on the bottom to the right says “you’re wasting your life” 15:18 bottle on top to the left says “you are a loser!”
@the_knightcatTTv Жыл бұрын
Whoever sent Poof this game was cooking with gas. They really want him to suffer.
@Platinum707 Жыл бұрын
I've seen so many people play this that in my mind Poof had already played it. Good thing he didn't, I needed him to play another horror game :)
@kirara4953 Жыл бұрын
I think he did play it before? Are we both misremembering?
@Kmika00 Жыл бұрын
Same I could’ve sworn he did
@marshmellowwww Жыл бұрын
This is gonna be good Edit: His screaming is scaring me more than the jumpscares 😭
@WickedPhase Жыл бұрын
That's usually what happens to me lmao
@bocolatebhipbookie Жыл бұрын
very accurate to my experience working at walmart
@AkuraauBakoua Жыл бұрын
Poof and the first customer was so funny
@Chadmiral Жыл бұрын
Fr
@SwiftyShawn Жыл бұрын
Customer: "I need cleaning stuff." Poof: Clothes?
@laene69 Жыл бұрын
5:43 a painfully accurate description of retail
@dirtydan3029 Жыл бұрын
I work in a grocery store and can 100% confirm its exactly like this game
@Puggy42069 Жыл бұрын
Agreed dirty Dan. Especially trying to hide from customers to get work done.
@dirtydan3029 Жыл бұрын
@@Puggy42069 whats funny about that is a big chunk of my job is digging through backstock looking for anything that needs to go on shelves and cleaning employee areas like the break room and employee bathroom, so i kinda am hiding from them for at least a few hours a shift
@ksa7621 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me you haven’t been strangled by a manager
@dirtydan3029 Жыл бұрын
@@ksa7621 i havent... yet
@valarmorghulis7308 Жыл бұрын
11:41 I FOUND IT. IT IS IN MY HAAAANDS!!! i cannot stop laughing at this ^^
@angrymunci69 Жыл бұрын
*TIP #1* A better way to win the game is to have all the boxes in the isles they need to be stocked in since they are generated in random locations, _before you start the game._ Having all the boxes in the aisles they need to be in will make you win the game faster. _The customers will not appear and the timer won’t count down until you complete your first stock-up._ *TIP #2* Doing the task for the mother who lost her child can mean the end of the game. You will need to listen carefully to see what side of the store the child would be in and remember where the mother was. _Remember, you can throw boxes at customers to temporarily knock them out. This will give you time to run away._ *TIP #3* Entering a closet still makes time count down, although these closets can help you escape a customer. But if you leave the closet, it will be temporarily locked. *TIP #4* If you take a customer through the wrong aisle three times, it’s an automatic game over. *TIP #5* When the power goes out and the manager starts running after you, he will emit a sand-green light but it is hard to see. The manager is also invincible. I believe these tips may not be as they seem or entirely helpful because this game is updated.
@Greenhawk411 ай бұрын
bro some of these he literally did.
@rbreachgamer54 Жыл бұрын
9:58 me when grandma takes my parents side in an arguement for the first time in my life
@Jaixex Жыл бұрын
3:43 this dudes scream is litterally scarier than the jumpscares
@FloridaManEvolved Жыл бұрын
"Throwing a box at him does not work." - Poofesure 2023
@Henni_10 Жыл бұрын
Without fail, Poofesure manages to do everything wrong in every horror game he plays.
@mikedawolf95 Жыл бұрын
5:01 Poof sounds like SpongeBob when he has to watch educational television.
@krestfresh5 ай бұрын
"the hell is a pharmacy?" Poofesure, 2023.
@EliSlacker Жыл бұрын
Always hyped to come watch your vids. Keep up the good work!
@VorpalSpider69 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works in retail, this is eerily accurate
@intr0vertedcosplay Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad your posting again! You must be tired after touring with Nickelback as their drummer I hope you get plenty of rest🥰🥰
@RhakimAli Жыл бұрын
after seeing Berleezy playing this i've been waiting for Poof to come through and give it a run
@shirandawilliams Жыл бұрын
Imagine you could hit people with boxes and hide from them at work 😂😂😂
@mehakverma70437 ай бұрын
I used to work at walmart, so this caused my PTSD to act up.
@CasualRacerRed Жыл бұрын
*Walmart Simulator*
@Chicky_Lumps Жыл бұрын
12:26 A rare moment for Poof indeed.
@theflipflapchannelcreatedb8160 Жыл бұрын
The customer and manager jumpscares actually make me laugh to death! LOL!
@jamesm2078 Жыл бұрын
After seeing another KZfaqr play this game, I knew Poof would scream his ass off. 😂
@KT___ Жыл бұрын
This is exactly what it feels like to work at my local Walmart on 3rd shift
@purplicious3225 ай бұрын
After watching Pezzy and Grizzy play I was so freaked out by how chill poof started
@joncervantes2211 Жыл бұрын
I used to work in a grocery store and this is hilarious 😂
@SomeKanyeFan Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’ve always wanted him to play this game
@dmitry7246 Жыл бұрын
When he said “Oh Noo” he sounded like spongebob screaming it in some episode I’ve seen
@RevYBlazE Жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I feel working at a grocery store, ShopRite is scary
@FreshwaterHour2 Жыл бұрын
12:00 good thinking I would have never thought of that lol
@shawngguitar4 ай бұрын
5:00 poof really be sounding like mrs puff here
@heinrichze-france4089 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I feel like I should tell you that night two, despite the mom from earlier showing signs of being one, is probably going to be an introduction a Karen based on the haircut the shadowy person has.
@whodohoodoo Жыл бұрын
0:24 words from a run-of-the-mill customer
@bonesy_shorts16 сағат бұрын
This is an unrealistic example of retail!!!! People HARDLY say excuse me when they touch me and cause a jumpscare!
@buffaloben15golf88 Жыл бұрын
This might be the first time I’ve seen poof beat a game in one video
@imurdadlol Жыл бұрын
Everyone saying this is literally like working retail is putting me off getting a job in that sector lol
@Zorro9129 Жыл бұрын
I don't get what people expect when they work retail. It's such a plebeian job, even construction is better.
@deek4344 Жыл бұрын
@@Zorro9129 I understand this mentality but it most definitely depends on where you work and who you work with.
@deek4344 Жыл бұрын
Well just like a lot of jobs, if you can do better than absolutely don't get a job in retail.
@kallibug9 ай бұрын
don’t do it, i worked in retail and it was hell, work in fast food or construction or something else😭 anything else
@darkcraftertheking4377 Жыл бұрын
I love how his first thought when he heard microwave was furniture
@soupcangaming662 Жыл бұрын
I'm eating my new hat. I want another.
@Chicky_Lumps Жыл бұрын
Why is this meme game unironically soooo well made and clever?
@coffinb3d Жыл бұрын
a true horror is trying to memorize the store layout when someone needs help finding things
@Mysterious-Night Жыл бұрын
5:02 *When you did the homework but you forgot to bring it to school:*
@sansdreamurr866 Жыл бұрын
this guy NEEDS to ask employees where things are because it could have a giant glowing arrow above it with his name and everything and still he would not find it
@Lucas_Brester Жыл бұрын
3:43 poofs scream 😂
@mrmeepbeep4239 Жыл бұрын
“Hey Mr. Poofesure, I hate to bother you, but I need to get my cold medication, do you know where-“ “PAINT CAN BOX TO THE FACE”
@nathanvanek6479 Жыл бұрын
15:55, one more to go! Come on! You got this! Yeah!
@Whatsagluten Жыл бұрын
Whenever I go to watch an old Poofesure video it always is just after he posts
@DanielSanchez-ul7ve Жыл бұрын
I have never worked on retail, but I been a waiter, and I can assure you that's exactly how I heard the "EXCUSE MEEEEeee"
@Stbeter Жыл бұрын
Since it was referenced in this game... We NEED to see Poof play P.T.
@X_A_V_I_E_R_9_9 Жыл бұрын
I just knew Poof was gonna play this game, I just knew it 🔥🔥👏👏🤟🤟🙏🙏
@angrymunci69 Жыл бұрын
How Poof screamed when the manager came for him really sets the aesthetics of this video and game altogether
@Millieror648 күн бұрын
as someone who used to work retail, I can confirm this is accurate
@duckbredd Жыл бұрын
YAYY IVE BEEN WANTING TO WATCH YOU YELL OVER THIS
@edsonnoobproductions Жыл бұрын
Finally he now played this game
@GPHVNKK Жыл бұрын
3:04 had me dead
@l1minal022 ай бұрын
as someone who works in a grocery store i can 100% confirm that this is how it’s like
@chriskim4181 Жыл бұрын
Customer: I need a new microwave Poof: Is it furniture?!?
@pensuls7595 Жыл бұрын
never seen poof put so much thought behind playing a game
@Tailsfan-vo6xs Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I still love my job at retail. A lot of the people there are super sweet, which is rare.
@evesther17892 ай бұрын
I love how you pulled that card out a lot of yt did for this game and put the boxes on each isle before letting in customers I think and they beat it that’s the smart move also good on throwing the boxes that helped a lot 😂
@valarmorghulis7308 Жыл бұрын
Because of this game, I feel bad asking for advice. I try finding my stuff alone, but if I have not found it after three 'rounds' inside the building, I want some help.
@ThyHolySkunk2507 Жыл бұрын
Forget Papers, Please. This is funny as hell
@Cuties1st Жыл бұрын
Im glad poof played night of the consumers, its 1 of my faves :D
@GunzMC Жыл бұрын
Dude i didn’t expect u to play this but I’m so happy u did!! Prob one of my favorites
@Batman-vs8ss Жыл бұрын
Petition for Daddy Poof to play DDLC
@ChuckNorrisGOAT Жыл бұрын
YES!
@cj-pq1bg Жыл бұрын
This would be the best series on KZfaq
@julianvillarreal1450 Жыл бұрын
Never ever seen a grocery store game ever.
@patrickzac67823 ай бұрын
i hope this game gets a full release and poof plays again
@nathanvanek6479 Жыл бұрын
12:25, this is genius!
@limeadeTV Жыл бұрын
me ironically working night shift at a store
@ellie2042 Жыл бұрын
most accurate depiction of retail work
@Jack_Spl3 Жыл бұрын
Video 18 of asking poof to play Splatoon 3
@droxyj7506 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@peixeman Жыл бұрын
So happy to see a Poof video with “posted 3 minutes ago”; immediately clicked
@AlwaysInTactical Жыл бұрын
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP come on lets play
@AVerifiedIdiot Жыл бұрын
3:42 This is exactly what happened to me when I was fired from McDonald's for eating all of the chicken nuggets.