"The only person wearing muted colors at the pride parade" is maybe the most accurate thing I've ever heard anyone say about Sam Smith.

I support trans people's right to make shallow pop music like cis people do

When trying to explain this song to my fiancé who doesn’t listen to much pop music, I said ‘it’s like if Adele tried to sing WAP’

The line "he left his kids at home" really throws me cuz like.... of course he did. Why would you take your kids to a sex club? They belong at home.

I mostly can't get over the "body shop" line because the Body Shop is the name of a bath products store chain and I can't shake the image of the fellow doing something unholy with scented soaps while nobody is looking.

I liked Todd's idea about Sam being a priest listening to a confession, and being turned on by it.

Sam's audience just moved from 40 year old moms to 30 year old moms and maybe that's enough for them!

"I'm a straight white man!"

When you pointed out that Sam Smith was hearing this guy’s confession instead of the one having an affair with him, I immediately assumed they were a priest. You’re so right, what a missed opportunity.

Love the idea of Todd's friend giving this tearful confession of his infidelity and Todd calls him lame cause it's not a very interesting affair.

i'm a man in a same-sex relationship and i can confirm: it is EXTREMELY funny to see sam smith in valvoline cosplay

I’m a trans woman myself and I’ve literally seen multiple trans women make jokes about watching your videos on first dates lol.

I can't believe you call Sam Smith the pop star with the least sexy music while Ed Sheeran is over here just standing there.

"Daddy's getting hot at the bodyshop" is the weirdest possible line to ever be sung by a church choir.

"Even when a TikTok is good its not good"

as a trans girl seeing sam smith as a auto mechanic is very VERY objectively funny

I get the feeling that this song wants to be Montero, but without really committing to anything

Todd seems to have more ideas for Smith's sex life than Smith does.

MAN Sam Smith belting the lines feels RIGHT in this song, the affair isn't a secret from this dark cabaret club/community/thingy, i feel like this song has a more celebratory nature than "sexy", especially since Sam Smith isnt the one HAVING the affair with "daddy", Sam Smith is just telling us. It actually feels like a song in an opera by a side character who has learned of the main character's affair(s). This is the part where the rest of the set goes dark and Sam Smith's character gets a whole vivid monologue about their friend's sordid activities. And then Kim Petras i guess chimes in as a fellow eyewitness.

The "theatre kid as a mechanic is hilarious" bit is funny.