Oh my god, is that an actual pixel display? Congrats to the pop station people. They've moved from 1970's technology to 1980's! Another decade and they'll be up to the level of the original Game Boy.

But Stuart, you didn't sign the card! You aren't protected against fraud.

*TRANSGENDER ROBOT WARS* What a time to be alive.

To give credit where credit is due, the "graphics" on this pop station is impressive...You know, for a pop station. I wouldn't mind if my parent bought me THIS back in the day. I used to have to rectangle 99 in 1 handheld....

2:06 That's literally the "M" from the Miniclip logo. C'mon, China.

"The Wall" literally has miniclip logo on it

The PS3 boomerang controller wasn't just in mockup photos, there was actually one on display at whatever trade show it was announced at in 2005.

The best series on the channel. My firstborn shall be named Chanticleer Hegemony.

EA's console prototype with built-in Credit Card payouts for DLCs

Trans in this game actually means it was supposed to have microtransactions, but they accidentally didnt add them

My ears need a vacation after this.

Xiao Xiao was such an awesome flash animation back in the day. Do have to say I like the Dot Matrix style of this better than the Tiger electronic style from pop stations of yore.

POP STATION!!!! Edit: They stole the logo from Miniclip for "The Wall" game. Man, that and Zhao Zhao and this is a throwback to the early 00's

you revealed your credit card number in the video!!!

"Travel back to medieval England and declare yourself king of the universe" isn't that the plot of an episode of dave the barbarian

The fact that you now have to be "old enough to remember Xiao Xiao" reminds me how old I'm getting.

Bloody hell, are we still doing these?

A guru Larry vid and an ashens vid in one day. My prayers have been answered

Never thought I'd be watching you review these goddamn POP stations on the same old brown couch in 2018. The world is a beautiful place.

I was literally just watching some of your pop station watches two nights ago lamenting that the series was love. Love you ashens!

This is false advertising! Apparently you can't use it as a laptop, for human trafficking, as a book, a folder or a song - despite what the icons on the left suggest.

T R A N S S T A G E 1

The stick figure fighting game animations definitely has a nostalgic thing to it. So many classic animations from back in the day.

Finally another POP Station. I missed these. It's the reason I found and subbed to your channel all those years ago in the first place.

"'Ey Mario! You gotta check out Risk King! It's fun!" "NO LUIGI. This is a bootleg version of our game! Don't buy into the hype!" "But you can see the player up close and personal! It's almost HD! Mario! Why didn't you believe me?" "Because you got Terminal 8-X-Y-Fuck You, Loogie. OKAY?!"

I came for the sad onions

"We have the toilet paper, friends!" -Ashens 2018

i really, really missed these old crappy tech reviews thank you for keepin your eyes peeled

People were paid to think of this thing.

Meanwhile, in Medieval England: “Hail he who has come from the skies, and has delivered us a Swipe Card Pop Station!”

"When are the controls?!" That's some pretty severe input lag, my dude.

I bought all of my coworkers popstations back in 2005/2006 or so, when they played 999 games of Tetris... they were so great, and had the built in FM radio! ...AFTER watching this, I realize my old popstations were still better than this horrible thing.

Mark my words, for the next gen consoles will most likely copy this credit card idea to streamline the lootbox buying process

The SwipeCard, most revolutionary concept in portable gaming ever!

I missed these so much you have no idea how happy I am to see one again

I remember watching you years ago and your awesome pop station videos. ya gotta make more, I still like this.

Cripes, it's been a long time since a pop station watch.1

I was hoping "The Wall" was a Pink Floyd game

Nice to see a POP station review after a long time, great vid as usual

I love how this series is still going

Oh wow! The music from the Matchstick Man game is actually from one of my favorite NES games, Guerilla War. Specifically the Farmtown stage. A much lower quality version of the song with only the first half looped, but I recognized it instantly because Guerilla Wars has an awesome soundtrack.

Oh! That’s Rockman 5 “Weapon Get”! And “Heat Man”. And a few others.

Come home from a 12 hour shift, “ashens uploaded” happiness has consumed me.

I got so fucking happy when I saw this in my feed. By far my favorite series, just because of how laughably bad it is yet you make it seem like an actual product still. Keep up the work man :D

Yo Ashens when Nintendo Labo is released, then China should quickly have a bootleg of that due to the materials being easily used for the process to copy Nintendo Labo itself so keep an eye out of that if China releases their ripoff.

Music from the transformer game is i believe, mega man 3's "weapon get" screen. Music from The Wall is from Mega Man 2- Heat man's stage. Intro music from Shoot Ball is the intro music to Duck Hunt on NES. Intro music from Receive Apple is the stage select theme to Ducktales on the NES. A few other tracks are recognizable but i can't put my finger on them. Interesting how all the music is probably stolen, lol.

First Ashens video I’ve watched in a long time.

Honestly, this is much more impressive than I was expecting. Kinda want one now.

When you pulled out the card, I had some PTSD flashbacks to Barcode Battler, and running around cutting the UPC barcodes off everything in sight as a kid.

Is this EA's attempt at a hand held console!?

I’ve been waiting for this for YEARS.

I've missed these popstation videos, thanks for this.

Yes, I do remember Xiao Xiao.

By far the most annoying thing about it is the music.

FINALLY!!! You made another Pop Station Watch video. The moment we've all been waiting for.

Ive really missed these. I subbed because of these originally.

Xiao Xiao was my introduction to Flash, very good memories.

Is it Shooting Ballons? Is it Hooting Ballous? No, it's Shoot Ball. Each revision it loses letters and quality somehow.

Damn, I was just saying yesterday that I miss the pop station videos. The best.

WOW that awesome I love the high resolution is just perfect ! The sound is high quality it rocks !!!

POP Station: The Revenge

Aaaah, back to classic Ashens, refreshing. When are we going to get a conclusion to quickest video game over possible then?

That was a long time... finally new POP Station Watch episode.

It only took since the last one for my ears to recover... Thanks pcp station "music"

Bloody hell. A pop station review. Cheap tat from china is why I started watching this wonderful man 10 years ago! The only youtuber I've never regretted clicking 'subscribe' to. So glad they're still making this crap xD

It’s Octonimous Primo, leader of the Artosnots! He needs to defeat the evil Megaduck, leader of the Dechepmodons!

IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED

It's been a loooooooong time, and the pop stations return

POP Station yesssss

THIS is why I subscribed.

Oh my god, i didn't even dare to dream seeing another pop station watch!

The music on these things pierce my soul

I used to have a POP station in a PSP design thinking it was an actual PSP, turns out you need to put small cartridges in it to play space invaders and whatnot

Reminds me of the old "8888 in 1" handheld

Oh my god! It’s a Pop Station Watch! My god I was not expecting this!

I love how there's double the amount of pixels that is actually used by the games

But does it run DOOM?

That Trans games theme is stolen from gremlins 2 for the NES.

First time watching an ashens video in 9 years. Same brown chair lol.

It took over ten years but the siren has finally stopped God bless, Stuart

Not going to lie, I actually miss the old pop station watch extremely loud siren intro.

I have many questions, having watched this ... such as, why when the screen appears to be about 128x64 actual pixels (derived from a graphing calculator one maybe?), do all the games actually run at a far more rubbish 64x32 logical pixels, doubling up all the physical ones? 128x64 would be a decent fraction of a Gameboy screen, knocking on for Watara Supervision (though not quite Atari Lynx) territory, and be not too much worse than some actual early TV consoles like the Intellivision and all that... Or whether the screen actually is in colour, not just 4 shades of grey, using that odd "colour calculator" effect where early LCDs would go through various shades of orange, green and blue when driven beyond "black"... or if the seeming effect of dark red and amber colours on the transformers was just some strange persistence of vision effect due to the background being shades of light green and cyan... And what even is responsible for the sound output? What did they think they were doing with the names? Does a version exist that projects onto a wall? Arrrgh.

Ashen's laugh is the greatest thing ever.

I LEGIT THOUGHT U WERE NEVER MAKING ANOTHER ONE OF THESE YASSSS

IT' BEEN 85 YEARS

T A T

holy hell, a larry bundy video AND A POP STATION WATCH ON THE SAME DAY???? WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?

I was very excited when I saw the thumbnail. But Jesus, that music. Whew, lad.

Yes! Another video to watch as I take a dump.

Clicked on this as soon as it popped up.

_"If this had Thermidor 2 in it, it would be the finest thing ever made."_ I see what you did there!

Can't wait to see the next POP Station video. 😆😆😆😆. Always love them. Hopefully we will get a 2018 Easter video.

The animations in the fighting games are impressive for such a low resolution. I feel so old for knowing the Xiao Xiao animations.

YES! A NEW POPSTATION VIDEO! PRAISE THE GODS~ *Ashens making an offhanded comment about how he thinks that a game about being trans in society might work well* .... well that was unexpected. but then again, that transformers TRANS title screen was rather unexpected as well xD

Xaio Xaio and other stick animations were my shit when I was younger. Some of those sound effects in that Matchstick Man game are totally taken from it.

About time that there's a new one of these...

The music that was in the beginning of shoot ball was ripped straight from duck hunt on the NES

I miss the siren!

It's been a long while since the last time I watch POP station.

I like when you do gadget reviews a lot more than your loot crate unboxings