Exactly what I was thinking!

So is your sister

@@anonamatron that doesn't even make any sense

@@GreatSageSunWukong Culture shock: in America that joke makes perfect sense

@@clockworkengine So it's a dumb joke for dumb people?

I don't like the vibes that one gives me

Have you heard of the Funi kid

That just sounds creepy.

And it’s lesser known cousin: the vidya kid

*Game Youth*

To be fair, you must admit that those sounds really could be realistic; how else would extinct animals sound like?

Not really as we can use scientific methods through comparative anatomy to compare other existing archosaurs (crocodilians and extant dinosaurs - birds) and their vocal organs such as the syrinx or a larynx to determine what sorts of sounds non-avian dinosaurs most likely made. Only mammals are capable of roaring, no other vertebrate is, as for roaring you need very specific vocal organs. Non-avian dinosaurs most likely made low frequency booms, cooing and hisses. They were not capable of producing complex noises such as bird songs but they did not roar.

@@godslaughter you are aware that the sarcosaur made squeaky noises?

@@godslaughter Interesting, thanks.

TBF the game sounds almost exactly as it would have during the cretacious period

...and decides they're all equally awful and disappointing

@@superscatboy INTERCHANGEABLE

borno shirt.

​@@superscatboy One of those children grew up to be the Game Nerd, proving their father wrong.

I'd be quite disappointed if my son sold his soul and integrity to some slobs and had no time, except in the case of creating a dad band.

Child : Mom, I want a Game Boy. Mom : But you have a game boy at home. the game boy at home :

I had one, think i got it in 97 from mum, came with 6 or 7 of the games, didnt care for the sport ones, but i did play the outrun and space invader style ones a bit. It was just an "extra gift" at xmas, i had a super nintendo, but it would have looked ridiculous just having one snes game under the tree, so mum would go to the chinese $2 shop and buy a few things, usually a vaguely transformers lego type play set, one of these pop stationy things (got a tetris one the year after which i played alot) and so forth. If it was my only xmas gift i would have been unhappy, but it was a good pass time for rainy days untill i had access to the tv for super mario world times

I'd rather have multiple VideoNow players...

All you need now is a dock that you can plug all the cartridges into so there's no need to swap them.

I'm amazed he looked right at it and still said printer multiple times.

@@Leahi84 He was looking thru the viewfinder so he's not completely blind.

It would be better if he edited the text that said "PAINTER" whenever he says Printer. Missed opportunity there...

No one likes you Kate. No one

​@@Leahi84no one likes you Leah. No one

Great joke, bad delivery

Well done lol

Looks like a spot to hide things, like the ps2 expansion slot! 🤓

It's a rare collective noun, though, because it changes depending on the knowledge of the person/s in ownership. An uncle in the early noughties who'd purchased a few GameChildren for the same price as one GameBoy to impress their nephew would be in possession of a "clout of GameChildren".

No, I think the plural should be called a infestation.

Why not Spergs?

@@Bl4ckD0g I'd rather not be associated with shitty lcd games, they don't even have Tetris

GameSpawn?

I'm a programmer and I think so. Though it's not a diagram I'm familiar with. I guess cus I don't make LED games 🤷‍♀️

@@Stettafire I'm assuming that this game was not designed in a sane way. But I just kinda am guessing that they drew up some kind of flow chart either before or during development to specify the logic for the game and just decided "oh that can be the instructions"

It's a concept flowchart, looks like.

It's like programming docs for the Unity engine, where the official one lets you down and the community has to do the heavy lifting for support.

Game Child Junior

Game Baby

Game Fetus

Game Child S Plus Ultra Pro X

Play Kiddie Wumbo

I still have several from when I was younger, every once in a while I'll dig them out and pop batteries in, play for a couple of minutes and remember how gawd awful they are.

I had one that resembles a PSP, came with 3 games and I couldn't believe that someone could come up with this incredibly boring "entertainment". Children usually find fun in the most basic stuff, but even these things kill whatever enthusiasm you had.

@@monchkinvitez7784 i bet it was more entertaining playing with the box it was shipped in or just use the plastic device as a melee weapon to strike other kids to get hands on the real gameboy!

You brought us another gamechild video though, I think that’s payment enough!

Things like that happen sometimes in the mid of being excited. I'm sure Ashens understands haha

you payed him in the second best way. views and ad revenue

It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear san

@@AxxLAfriku What?

@@AxxLAfriku Chile 🇨🇱, Anyways 💅, sew🧵

@@AxxLAfriku Are you sure about that? Aren’t you that guy that everyone hates?

When I saw that in gumball for the first time and internally screamed "ASHENS" but it dosnet matter how big I type it becuaee it was internally

Grows up to be Pikaman.

Wasn't there a pokemon trainer that was just a mother holding her baby wearing a little pikachu costume? Because that's what I'm imagining after your comment.

What about Game Children

😂

Game sister ? Game brother ? Game baby ? Game grandpa ? Game grandma ?

@@adamator88 Game Aunt? Game Uncle? Game Cousin?

@@redstonegod296 Ah, forgot about those.

😂😂😂 looks like a super nintendo and a 18" crt tv, but the screen pops out and you can replace it 🤣🤣🤣

well he once found/got sent a bootleg copy of QFTGC it wouldnt be impossible to find it in poundland

they'd probably make a killing selling it

@@InfernosReaper nah, just a pound, mate.

@@Xomage999 A pound can kill someone, if it's the right pound ;)

@@InfernosReaper or if it is inserted with enough force

To be fair, "Painter + Smart Baby" ain´t exactly a top-tier title either...

@@Cthulu1985 Yeah, Pointer +Shark baby.

same here! I'm so happy he put that reminder at the beginning of the video because I almost forgot to order mine today

I WANT IT NOW. I will cherish it for eternity, or until my brain stops working well enough for such an emotional process to continue. Then again, my love for this channel may transcend death. I’m drinking a red bull right now.

You lads are alright

Just ordered mine. I figured why not, still haven't seen the movies, but they can't be bad, it's Ashens! It was sixty-five bucks, so it damn well better be worth it! Oh who am I kidding, of course it will!

Did yours arrive yet? I got mine!

Divertissement Damsel

I feel spoiled

I had the racing game in the bottom left as a stand-alone thing from the 90s :D I even kept playing it now and then after having gotten a real Game Boy... albeit mostly when the batteries had run out in the Gameboy lmao. After a while it got so fast the cars to dodge would only appear in one of the 3 depths, before not even fully appearing at all then you were guaranteed to lose within the next few seconds.

*This.* I also wouldn’t be surprised if there’s already a Game Child called Game Children.

No, it's dumb when youtubers change the titles every two seconds 🙄

@@Stettafire It's a joke. I agree though, I hate when youtubers change their titles or thumbnails. Other than to fix a spelling mistake or something ofc.

@Din Do Nuffin It does if I'm looking for a videos I haven't seen before. I'll think I haven't seen it before and click on it, and depending how recently I saw the video the first time I might waste between a few seconds and several minutes before realising what's happened. Also it's like changing history, only on a small scale.

You’ve entered the matrix

"Free of charge," but at a considerable expense.

leaking charge by now

a 999 in 1 game... its literally just 998 reskins of the same game and Pacman.

Brilliant! 🤣

Yum... I'll take a drumstick...

Could you elaborate

@@ThatEccentricguy Nazis....

@@ThatEccentricguy nazi secret service. Please do some history

@@sirloinestakegames7866 The infamous nazi Soup Summer

@@ThatEccentricguy The Schutzstaffel. Hitler's personal bodyguard, also ran the death camps and the secret police. A nasty bunch all around.

Qbert has a potty mouth

Loved when Q-Bert used to swear

Mein leben!!

he's going for that pewdiepie fame

Oh no he misread a letter when hed looking at tiny text thru a view finder needs bloody glasses

@@Robyn_iz_Here no, but you need to learn to spell 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Fur Elise, It's a Small World, and Oh Susanna. The bootleg soundtrack trio