Ahhhh you beat me to it....

I saw a really cheap toy gun recently and one of the main features of it was 'ultraviolet radiation', my first thought was either thats a missprint or i need to get the fuck out of hear, my second was, im sur ashens would appreciate this.

Floobs And my vacation to the Sun aswel ;(

I saw 2 gameboy advance games in my neighborhood Rite-Aid.

Floobs Chernobyl is not all that radioactive, at least in the town. It's the reactor, the forest and the equipment dump that are dangerous.

Translate into chinese for better effect

I expect Xin to actually say "Yeah" to show off his English skills.

if they could speak proper english, they wouldnt be working at popstation sweatshop

Poki#3 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED...maybe. I'd do it, but I have projects of my own to get to. ;P

That's.... actually genius o.o Seriously, someone has to do this!

Poki#3 That's an awesome idea lol I would love to see what people would come up with. These were so impressively incomprehensible. Though, 'Chanticleer Hegemony' has to be the greatest title for anything ever.

That's essentially what Ludum Dare is! There was actually a project on TIGsource where a bunch of small indie devs (including the guy who made Super Crate Box, smash hit of a game that is) each took a game from Action 52 and built a game from it. The SCB guy (Vlambeer I want to say?) took Non Human and made it amazing. It was essentially his take on the weird looking protagonist in that game, and turned it into a weird robot/mech with a face, and the object was to get to the end of the stage, using your small cannon type gun and various subweapons to destroy the monsters. There was another great entry based on Sombrero that was like a top down shooter sorta like Smash TV that allowed you to use bullet time based on the number of sombreros taken from dead enemies you have. The other main one was a flash game based on Streemerz that was taken from the circus theme and looked a lot more bionic commando with fantastic grappling mechanics. It's all great stuff!

+the bonesauce Eh, no really. Ludum Dare gives everyone a singular theme, not a few obscure and badly translated sets of instructions. That Action 52 gamejam thingy sounds awesome though.

Owain O'Neill-Turner So you like Commander Keen?

Carson Folio oh well that's cleared that up then.

fourthly instruct: pass the rigid popsicles or end game nomenclature.

Is that like an Amber Alert? Am I gonna get raped by a chicken? I am bored, so maybe I'll leave my door unlocked, and I'll pay on my couch naked, covered in chicken feed.

COMMENT OF THE FUCKING YEAR

arbitor365 Dear gosh this is hilarious

Radioactive Gamer *YOU!!!* Unfortunately, you cannot play any pop stations because "Forbid to play under the conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation". What a shame!

arbitor365 dammit poppy

arbitor365 glad i´m not the only one who thought of hank hill when he said that

Sm0ker It really was better in our imaginations. A cock fighting clone of Street Overlord is. Actually kind of strange but not for pop stations.

Sm0ker I think Chanticleer Hegemony needs a gritty reboot. "Hank Cyclone used to be the top of the pecking order. Now he's been betrayed by his former best bud Eddie Original, who's kidnapped Hank's girlhen Patricia and declared himself top cock. Exiled to the outskirts of the farm, it's now up to Hank to punch, kick and peck his way back up the ranks and stop Eddie Original before it's too late!" The game would be a mostly open-world action/brawler with a combat system similar to Bayonetta, except in this case, instead of Bayonetta's pistols, holding the triggers down at any time would allow you to unleash a continuous rapid-fire melee peck attack, which can be used to link and transition in and out of combos. The game would also incorporate a similar mechanic to the Nemesis system from Shadow of Mordor, providing each player with a unique and diverse rogue's gallery of barnyard rivals.

Oda Swifteye amazing. I will pay good money for that epic

Henric von Winklebottom GotY.

+Henric von Winklebottom This is freaking genius.

If he really was able to improv that on the spot, that would be really impressive.

Cockerellu akhbar

Cocko haran

ISemiI ARISE, CHIKUN.

ISemiI yeah, the CCC

Cluck cluck clan

Meta Carpus I always imagined that the creator of the pop station is a computer from the 1970s or a brain in a jar.

Oda Swifteye I figured Ashens visiting Pop Station headquarters would get him banned from China.

Oda Swifteye, def brain in jar.

@@Overhazard and Brazil, they are the China of South America when it comes to bootleg shit

Ploot Wol What about the 140 Likes before watching it?

Ploot Wol That was me

***** gg

Najoray Those are simply people with a sense of taste and an appreciation for good quality videos.

A pop station video,Ashen's replying to a comment.Is the world coming to an end?!

***** Street Overlord is clearly the better game. Did you not see that high level of detail and smooth animation?

***** But it's the same game each time with each release, with only minor changes, just like Street Fighter!

***** he might be on stree overlord (yes it is spelt stree, and don't Google it at work, or if you don't want it in your browsing history).

***** I think you're missing the sarcasm and jokes in these comments.

Dog Face Street fighter had Street Fighter 2010 on NES, does that count?

Speediness Carom is my personal favorite.

Idiocy.

China

Are you sure those two aren't connected?

Where did you get the idea it as EARTH'S resources? Because I could swear nothing else from this "game" came from Earth...

Kenko706 it came from the undersides of Uranus.

that sounds right

-too much water -I'm so sorry.

- Too much "A" button

***** 'top kek m8

It wouldn't work. These are LCD toys. To make a home console they would need to actually make video games. They could always do a Famiclone but a Plug n Play is more likely

Posey theyve already made a PS2 ripoff, which wasn't handheld.

Turd Soda It's called Chintendo Vii.

a ps4 rip off has yet to be seen.

MASTERmw100 jokes on you, PS4 is a ripoff.

Back when I got the game, in 2006, that song wasn't out yet.

And by the way, I had a Soramimi with that song. I thought it said "Fammi Scendere" (pronounced FAHM-mee SHEN-deh-reh, Italian for "Help me to get down").

Sadly, 8 years later, this hasn't happened. Chanticleer Deadgemony

Yes we do, now that it's it's 2019. Belated POP-Station special!

The SektorZ Ugh, yea I hated the police siren intro he used to use for popstation vids. I'd have to turn my volume down then back up again.

The SektorZ It sounds alot better coming out of a 340 watt speaker system m80.

KingOfChaos213 I loved it. added to the annoyance that is popstations.

KingOfChaos213 I use a 400W so by the logic of bigger numbers mine sounds better.

I remember that when I used to talk to emos instead of just decapitating them.

Nino Stark You remember what?

***** fuck a duck, I LOST the GAME..

That shit stopped being relevant in 2010.

NecroBanana What do you mean in 2010? I have been playing the game since mid 90s... and I know my parents used to play the game when they were kids (70s or so) so... I doubt a game that is at least 40 / 50 years old (and it could easily be centuries old) is going to ever stop being relevant... That is like saying that just because you don't play Hide & Seek anymore, the game is not relevant. Cultural things never stop being relevant. They stop being popular for certain people, which is a very different thing.

Every orphan should be donated one of these...

I was 5 when I played it.

JurassicCollectables No way, surely they wouldn't use generic holiday photos? It must be an original fantasy design, there's no way.

And I pronounced "Chanticleer" as "kan-TIKK-ler"

Super Mary to me worked, and I liked it (as a child obviously). If I replayed it now, I would be bored to death.

Nintendo is Asian.

The idea was more of a reverse ashens reviewing a reverse popstation

Distorted Ward Missed the mark, old boy.

Distorted Ward And the whole time, he'll be complaining about how much the 3DS or Vita costs and how many Pop Stations he could've bought for that price. He'll hate the price so much that he'll play whatever games he receives for just the few seconds that Ashens plays Pop Station games for before feeling too revolted to go further. The comments for the video will consist of people wondering who, in their right mind, would spend that many thousands of yuan (however much they cost in China, I don't know) on a video game system that then charges you even more if you want games for it.

@Overhazard that’d be an awesome thing if a channel like that exists. If not, someone ought to make one

It shows that Paganini was the Chanticleer Hegemon.

2009

BinaryCounter lol, odd to see you here. #TeamSpitfire ;)

BinaryCounter 2525

Fulgencio Pritchett The Game.

***** Nice :D Where do you know me from? I'm not in Team Spitfire btw.

"Oh Boy! 3 AM!" - Patrick Star

I didn't notice it until you pointed it out :)

In the soviet block there was a lcd game - for the love of God I can't remember how it was called since everybody jist called it 'ruskie jajka' (Russian eggs). You controlled a wolf from a popular Russian cartoon who was in a henhouse trying to catch falling egs onto a basket. It was addicting as fuck.

@@Pijawek Ok, seems like the website with the recreations is gone, or I can't find it. You should've just searched for Nu Pogodi LCD game (it didn't have a name). It was released in 1984. It seems like it was a clone of Nintendo's "Egg" for Game & Watch from 1981. There's an Android app that is inspired by the Nu Pogodi version. The app is called "Wolf & Chicken Coop".

@@hexyko4850 so, the Ruskies copied this as well? Disappointing, yet not surprising

UrineTr0ub1e Grannies everywhere, and Ashens.

Ashens is singlehandedly supporting Pop Station companies.

UrineTr0ub1e I hate to say it, but those people both in the Western world, and in China who are unaware of the differences between something like this, and a genuine PSP or DS. All you need to do, is make the box look authentic, which they've been successful at multiple times.

Self-flagellating Catholic monks and priests, in lieu of a flail or a big stick.

BLU Scout Some poor kid asks for a 3DS and gets this instead. Can you imagine the disappointment?

Or the CONTINUUM PECK

Freddie Gardner It's so quick, time warps around it.

Just remember to turn the *utter palm wind* off before you do a facepalm, or you may not have a face anymore.

Thanks captain obvious

peaceandllov Kiss me.

+peaceandllov me too

+Serpico's Beard later *closes fridge*

AwesomeVindicator Guess no english! Instruction download been printed old? Game 3 secondary bovine subjugation?! Company favorite whereas main win defeat instrumental; lost all request follow clothing, and creature? Jam like yes!

Yufery5 Game comment season is not applicable as keyboard undergoes pressed. When sensed, comment reproduce.

I'm just as confused as you, I heard there are more English speakers in China than there are here in the states.

***** Actually the educational system in China ironically renders the opposite scenario. Many have a decent sense of grammar and written English but have committed little time to oral English. I'm not sure why this kind of thing is so commonplace.

Jordan O'C Fall remix definition? Relatively, dreaming author show actuality. Good doctor, though video credit ringtone distaste in time.

When I open fortune cookies, I only get instructions for how to say wine in German.

Dash Lambda yes

Dash Lambda ^w^

Dash Lambda Everyone responding to this comment except me and Mandrake are automated autism.

Markarth City Guard yus

What's a scum? :3