Porkchop Sandwiches!: The History of the GI Joe PSA Parodies

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4 жыл бұрын

Where were you when you first heard the term Porkchop Sandwiches?
One of the first viral video sensations on the internet holds a place close to our heart because it involves GI Joe. Back in the early 2000's a bunch of re-edits of original GI Joe cartoon PSA's were uploaded to the internet and they got a lot of attention.
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@joejohnson273 3 жыл бұрын

The first time I saw Porkchop Sandwiches, I can honestly say it was the absolute hardest I’ve ever laughed.

@cwspringer Жыл бұрын

BAM. Same here. It was bizarrely hysterical.

@smiley1722 Жыл бұрын

Same, it's extremely funny

@peacexlove Жыл бұрын

Me too, man. That and his erratic yelling.

@michaelanderson5912 Жыл бұрын

Same!

@Willie199 Жыл бұрын

Same, it will never get old

@ZaGoudou 4 жыл бұрын

Every time I see a dog by itself in public I'm like "Aw hell naw, wassup dawg?"

@davidmartin7163 2 жыл бұрын

I say this to my roommate’s dog on the regular. Nobody in the house gets the reference, but I do. It’s funny to me at least. “Ah hell nah what’s up dog”

@AJBess-mn9xv 2 жыл бұрын

Every. Time.

@nana8nanashi 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Except I've no discretion - I do even when humans are walking them. I don't even acknowledge the humans, just the dog...

@beachcottage3740 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, same. Except it's anytime I see any dog.

@SomeYouTubeTraveler Жыл бұрын

My cross country team introduced me to the PSAs back when they were on a janky DVD ripped from the internet (circa 2005 or '06?), and every time a dog would bark at us as we ran by, we'd say the line too. XD

@tomservodoctor42 4 жыл бұрын

I still think that The PSA parodies haven't reached the level of recognition and cultural presence they deserve.

@stevemartegani 4 жыл бұрын

I feel old now that we are starting to study the history of memes...

@pataker7875 4 жыл бұрын

Steve Martegani gotta get some waffle fries.

@paulrawsonjr.2423 4 жыл бұрын

“Memetics is the study of shared ideas, and it’s where the word “meme” first appeared.” A Matter of Facts, a rap song by The Stupendium

@Egryn 4 жыл бұрын

Steve Martegani maybe it’s because deep down we actually miss all the Nazi and Hitler jokes.

@b.parker1740 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'd love to see a video doc like this on Fabulous Powers or that infamous Juggernaut dub (y'know, the one that inspired that dreadful scene from X3). I feel like at least one of them would have an interesting backstory (as FP is a full video outside of the meme music video and it feels like there is more to it).

@ghettostuntabulious 4 жыл бұрын

Soon there will be classes in Community Colleges discussing memes and hownit shaped history. 1. G.I. Joe 2. Tom & Jerry 3. Spongebob Squarepants Will be just a few of the topics.

@Frank_D 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm a computer." is my favorite PSA.

@calebhughes975 4 жыл бұрын

"Stop all the downloading!"

@erichwashausen4602 3 жыл бұрын

Help computa

@rickdiggler9680 3 жыл бұрын

Hey KID!

@Battouga 3 жыл бұрын

They are all hilarious but "Get that kid off my ice, you little wankers" is by far the best. Subjectively of course.

@Shadaxv90 3 жыл бұрын

Hey kid. Stop all the downloadin'

@silverladderAZ 2 жыл бұрын

If I've achieved nothing else as a father, my eight-year-old now routinely (and randomly) says, "Hey kid! I'm a computer."

@ianfinrir8724 2 жыл бұрын

You win.

@tpayne12no 8 ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@SymbolicSplenetic 7 ай бұрын

Hell, I'm in my late 30's and I do the same.

@BuckyGunGun 7 ай бұрын

You did well.

@burtenplays 5 ай бұрын

That's how I call for my dog to get inside the house.

@agentaxiom 4 жыл бұрын

In college my dorm loved to pull the fire alarm in the middle of the night. Without fail, someone would shout "Porkchop sandwiches!" as we ran out of our rooms and the building.. which would only lead to the rest of the skit being recited as we stood out in the cold waiting for the OK to come back inside.

@SprightlyValentino 4 жыл бұрын

My God, did that smell good.

@McClane4Ever. 3 жыл бұрын

This story warmed my heart.

@shokojimhollingsworth3940 3 жыл бұрын

You aint cookin'..

@anthonybernero9720 3 жыл бұрын

That's the lamest thing I ever heard

@sgtigereye 3 жыл бұрын

We would have been friends in college haha

@wpgme85 4 жыл бұрын

Pork chop sandwiches has been a constant non-sequitur in my social group for years. My heart skipped a beat when I saw this video. People remember!

@brodi81 4 жыл бұрын

Mine was always "Hey kid I'm a computa!"

@conchobar 4 жыл бұрын

For us it was "Look at all those pretty little hats..."

@hitachicordoba 4 жыл бұрын

"Who wants a body massage?"

@nathanielwilson-grady5655 4 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@metheus108 4 жыл бұрын

Someone I knew said "porkchop sandwiches" at work and was instantly accused of being racist toward Puerto Ricans somehow, and this was over a decade ago.

@Augie13 7 ай бұрын

I saw these in my early 20s. I'm now 43 and they are still hilarious

@Dwigt_Rortugal 21 күн бұрын

Yep. We got old. It doesn't seem that long ago. What happened to us?

@DonovanAenslaed 3 күн бұрын

You and I both, buddy!

@joeywall4657 3 жыл бұрын

The PSA about how to tread water literally saved my life when I was 6 years old. I slipped down a river bank into deep and fast-moving water and panicked. Before my head went under water, that PSA played itself out in my brain and moved my body like a marionette. Thank God for children's programming.

@jbell254 2 жыл бұрын

GIIIIII IIiIIIIIII JooooooEeeeee

@joeywall4657 2 жыл бұрын

@@jbell254 No lie 🤠

@ianfinrir8724 2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome.

@ForceMaximus84 Жыл бұрын

Nice. Would be great if kids’ programming was still like that.

@SomeYouTubeTraveler Жыл бұрын

You were indoctrinated into survival, my friend

@bonorbitz 4 жыл бұрын

"Mr. Body Massage Machine GO." "Uhhhhhhh what the hell?" "BODY MASSAGE."

@LOLpsyentist 4 жыл бұрын

I say this all the time at work if we are tossing stuff around.

@loganphillips5935 3 жыл бұрын

Let’s ramp it!

@Dwigt_Rortugal 21 күн бұрын

I still say, "Problem solved," in a deep voice when I fix something.

@JR-dd4ec 4 жыл бұрын

"Johnny, does your mom hangout at dockside bars?"

@nurgle333 3 жыл бұрын

Dockside bars!?

@blastedpotato 3 жыл бұрын

Kris Nelson Johnny do you play baseball?

@JavierCR25 2 жыл бұрын

As a child of the 80s, these PSA parodies are pure gold… specially Porkchop Sandwiches and the reggae. I watched them back in 04 in ebaums and they still make me laugh uncontrollably

@ChristopherSobieniak Жыл бұрын

It was a good way to crap on our childhoods having seen these firsthand 40 years ago.

@Dwigt_Rortugal 21 күн бұрын

The reggae one had me initially scratching my head before I died laughing. "Wait, what? The kid just belched and they're looking at bottles in the bathroom. I don't und..." (Unintelligible reggae lyrics) All I got from that was "Italian bus rider,"

@ConekillerConfuzor 4 жыл бұрын

"Give him the stick! DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" "You're not my dad" "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH" Gets brought up regularly anong my brothers and friends.

@Dr.Quarex 4 жыл бұрын

I always heard "are you my dad" which made it so much funnier

@scullystie4389 4 жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Quarex I believe that's the line too

@NeopToIemy 4 жыл бұрын

flip it, skip it, see ya later, bye

@skipnick 4 жыл бұрын

its " do you know who my dad is? "

@del132 4 жыл бұрын

Same with my siblings! If I'm within earshot it's my solemn duty to say "OOOOOOHHHHHH!" on cue no matter what. That, and the one where the kid falls off the cliff and the only line is "sheeeeeeeEEEEIIII...G.I. Joooooe". Comes up during every holiday gathering.

@robk.6591 4 жыл бұрын

Porkchop Sandwiches is my fave. "My god did that smell good!" So I guess he forgot all about that house fire.

@bigsonny45 4 жыл бұрын

"Jamaican man fuss, me nearly dead with laugh, I watching people rush a door like harbour shark, check it fun time deh ya time for the bus rider, sunshine deh ya a time for the bus rider, sunshine deh ya a time for the bus rider, fun time deh ya a time for the bus rider, No!"

@mrolfs 4 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!

@JUSLOFI 4 жыл бұрын

Doc

@adamareid 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think I can do that. You betta bring it!

@joshphillips1526 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Big Sonny!!

@corvus1970 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we should totally hit it again, but I get first dibs on it.

@TheNewSam 3 жыл бұрын

Those PSAs were a big formative part of my GI Joe collecting, and their influence continues today. I can't look at a Roadblock figure without asking if anyone wants a body massage, or a Gung-ho without calling him "Mr. Lafitte" and offering to show him an ollie.

@MakotoKamui 4 жыл бұрын

Ahh, I remember my coworkers introducing me to those, probably shortly after they started arriving on KZfaq. .. a year later I was diagnosed with cancer. So I had a steady supply of short clips that could make me laugh through any treatment I was enduring as needed, which was fantastic at times. (Bet you thought I was going with 'that post gave me cancer', but I know posts can't give anyone cancer. And knowing.. is half the battle)

@onimoru7736 4 жыл бұрын

MakotoKamui...had cancer surgery and everything is negative so far. Being able to laugh is a good thing

@ssjwes 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you both are doing ok today!

@mastod0n1 Жыл бұрын

Knowing is half the battle. GI Jooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@scullystie4389 4 жыл бұрын

It's kind of blowing my mind that these are so old to have a documentary about them

@jerkchickenblog 3 жыл бұрын

it's kind of blowing my mind you think this is a documentary

@scullystie4389 3 жыл бұрын

@@jerkchickenblog what else would you call a video called "the history of GI Joe PSA Parodies" Documentaries don't have to be on serious topics and they don't have to be long. All they have to do is provide a factual record of something from history.

@ShadowACE1998 4 жыл бұрын

Excerpt from an old Twisted Toyfare Theater segment. Duke: And knowing is half the battle. Spider-Man: What's the other half? Duke: VIOLENCE!

@captaindavecaptain 4 жыл бұрын

Logan Cracraft I combine Ignorance is bliss and knowing is half the battle. I’m smart like that. ;)

@Gappasaurus 4 жыл бұрын

OMG i remember that 😅 one of the funniest jokes TTT ever came up with 😂

@lynngreen7978 4 жыл бұрын

I recall that. We quote it often. A Pie chart once depicted "The Battle" as follows: Knowing - 50% Red Lasers - 25% Blue Lasers - 25%

@lynngreen7978 4 жыл бұрын

Wait. Was that the same one where Spidey notes they'd be more effective is they lowered their guns to aim *at* their enemies. With the reply "you monster! we don't play like that!"

@Zylthis 4 жыл бұрын

@@lynngreen7978 That was the one! Classic.

@Mad_Martigen 4 жыл бұрын

My favorites are: The random dude outside the kitchen window singing reggae music. The dude with the Australian accent who put some kid in a refrigerator then starts talking gibberish. Kills me everytime.

@feronanthus9756 3 жыл бұрын

The best one is the one where the child just falls off the cliff. It doesn't have any one liners, but its just distills the essence of the parodies into a simple 7 second clip.

@GustheGunGuy 2 жыл бұрын

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

@tpayne12no 8 ай бұрын

My favorite! I couldn't stop watching that one!

@Dwigt_Rortugal 21 күн бұрын

Still very effective in its intended message, except it cuts to the action right away. We used to pause it midway to look at the kid's expression.

@gwaters8067 4 жыл бұрын

Give him the stick.... Don't give him the stick!!

@Jason_Quinn 4 жыл бұрын

"Oooooooo!"

@jsrodman 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jason_Quinn Do you know my dad?

@supersaxyguy 3 жыл бұрын

Now that Lightning Lou Albano PSA has possibly THE MOST TRUE line ever spoken in a drug PSA. "If you do drugs you go to Hell, before you die." It's painful how true this is 😢

@barkboingfloom 4 жыл бұрын

I was so impressed with my 25 year old coworker. I happened to say "And knowing is half the battle!" and he responded with "Go Joe!". I'm so proud of that little guy!

@ChristopherSobieniak Жыл бұрын

That's what the 80's did to us.

@fakshen1973 6 ай бұрын

My local bartender is in her 30's. But she loves 80's music because of older siblings, so she always plays 80's on her shift. It's nice to grab a beer and listen to stuff I can relate too. Sometimes those younger ones surprise us.

@katarh 2 жыл бұрын

For many, many years, I have had "Pork chop sandwiches! We're all dead! GTFO!" as much generic 'incoming mechanics' macro for FFXIV. It's so wonderful when someone else recognizes it and laughs.

@radicalrescue8471 4 жыл бұрын

"Daammn... these beats are so fresh! Snnnaaap!"

@nurgle333 3 жыл бұрын

FUCKIN OLD SCHOOL

@Flufferz626 2 жыл бұрын

To this day I'm still wondering if he is talking about beats or actual beets.

@DonovanAenslaed 3 күн бұрын

I always thought it said "these peeps are so trashed" 🤣

@lazydragon2551 4 жыл бұрын

Man, VHS players in the early to mid 2000's. What a different era that was.

@starwarsunfiltered7848 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. I had a DVD player since 2002, but I was still using VHS to record and play episodes of LOST right up to 2006. Recordable DVD players didn't really get cheap until around then, and by then most people were switching over to DVR or even official streaming.

@justinbuonvino4168 7 ай бұрын

@@starwarsunfiltered7848Most people had a DVD player once the PS2 came out (2002?). That was one of it's biggest selling points; why it dwarved the GameCube in sales. For the same going rate to buy a DVD player, you could get a cutting edge gaming system that doubled as your DVD player.

@Dwigt_Rortugal 21 күн бұрын

I had a cheap Sharp unit in my dorm, and oddly we used it mostly to put out stereo audio for the little Trinitron TV. I had the RCA out plugged into a set of Altec Lansing computer speakers with a disproportionately large subwoofer.

@noughiphiet 4 жыл бұрын

"...Today in 2019, the nostalgia dependent intellectual property infringement has become so normalized as a source of content It hardly even registers that that's what it is. And while it may not fit the ideal of brand that's being represented; they could not come up with a better, cheaper system of fan engagement and community building... if they tried." Great closer.

@sinicalypse 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the "Porkchop sandwiches, indeed." At the end

@bilbo1778 4 жыл бұрын

If they fought the C&D letters back in they day they definitely would have prevailed - parody has a LONG history of being a protected aspect of the Fair Use clause of copyrighted material. Yet the scumbag media companies continue to send out C&D letters regardless (read: most copyright claims on KZfaq) in the hopes that the fear of legal repercussions will help jam "brand perception & representation integrity" down consumers throats. Bums me out Hasbro managed to temporarily stifle the vids...

@thaddeusmcgrath 4 жыл бұрын

This is still my favorite after all these years. Just last night I told my buddy on PS4 " Who wants a body massage" and get the phrase " Give em the stick, no don't give em the stick..oooooooooh" right back. We need more man it's been too long, but still just as fresh.

@MarcillaSmith 3 жыл бұрын

Like those beats

@RydiaMerchan 4 жыл бұрын

"Are you Buz Lightyear? I love your movies!"

@cecilyerker 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq is really a historian’s dream because you can learn about pretty much every culture and just look at the primary source videos yourself

@TheEmbessyNetwork 4 жыл бұрын

...and knowing is half the battle!!

@lucerocj 2 жыл бұрын

Until they delete the channel

@Dwigt_Rortugal 21 күн бұрын

I didn't learn to fix anything at home growing up. After KZfaq came out, I've since taught myself a ton of useful skills like working on my own vehicles, carpentry, etc. It's like electronic Dad. What a great time to be alive.

@armpitdew 4 жыл бұрын

The PSA parodies are still some of the funniest things ever to exist! F%^& Hasbro for the C&D. Parody is fair use. Anyway, there needs to be HD re-releases!!!!!!

@sgzartan 4 жыл бұрын

I appear on this video at 9:00. I'm #67 in the Old Spice Commercial with Von Miller. It was filmed in May 2017 at College Of The Canyons in Santa Clarita, Ca. Yo Joe!

@B_Cojones 4 жыл бұрын

Got a friend that had a "help computer" t-shirt from back in the day. He lost it, nugget.

@KENARDO 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey kid, I'm a computer!"

@sibco96 4 жыл бұрын

Help computer. Stop all the downloadin!

@Larry 4 жыл бұрын

You get in the fridge!

@chestercopperpot4286 3 жыл бұрын

You, you’re the ringleader.

@dam4742 3 жыл бұрын

Aw HELL no! What's up, dawg?

@siggybuttbrain7026 3 жыл бұрын

5 fings iv put on me bum

@NodDisciple1 3 жыл бұрын

Are we going to nuke it?

@MosoKaiser 3 жыл бұрын

I wanna get in the fridge too!

@thebaccathatchews 4 жыл бұрын

*falls off cliff* "Shiiiiiiii-!"

@hersh23 4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE this one! Lol. So quick and simple but hilarious!

@asm42 4 жыл бұрын

Personal fave.

@mauigio 4 жыл бұрын

Man Imboutaputaputawusswussaman

@jroberts2nd 3 жыл бұрын

That one still makes me laugh as hard as it did the first time I saw it, and I can watch it for ages at a time.

@AnalyticalMenace 3 жыл бұрын

GI Joe!

@Egryn 4 жыл бұрын

“Knowing is half the battle” is the reason I research everything I come across

@King_Kuya 4 жыл бұрын

The super long crash sequence and then "GAME OVER, YEAH!" gets me every time xD

@lokuzt 4 жыл бұрын

watching those GI Joe PSA Parodies was what made me sign up and make my youtube account

@LOLpsyentist 4 жыл бұрын

So many of these are permanently embedded into my humour loop. It's mind of insane.

@dokoookami5751 4 жыл бұрын

Thumbs way up for "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!" -- made me snicker as a kid; makes me cringe and duck my head as an adult...

@stinkyfungus 3 жыл бұрын

Parents who use drugs, have children who use drugs.

@dokoookami5751 3 жыл бұрын

@@stinkyfungus think that was implied..

@burtcocain1986 2 жыл бұрын

What's crazy to me is that so many OTHER people saw these! I'm in the UK and when they were on Ebaumsworld, there were about 5 of us who'd seen them; a few friends and my sister. I loved the lack of any context. They looked like cartoons I'd seen as a kid but we didn't get GI Joe over here (at least on terrestrial TV), so it was just divorced from reality by but a thread. Amazing stuff!

@fen4554 4 жыл бұрын

One of the most authentic connections I ever shared with a stranger was when I said "mister body machine GO!" in public to a friend, and someone else turned around in shock before giving a solemn nod.

@rdvrdv8920 4 жыл бұрын

I saw the Beasty Boys in Melbourne Australia early 2005. Half way through the show Adam held up his hand and said “Help computer.” I got it but I don’t think anyone else did.

@Frankh747 4 жыл бұрын

I randomly will say "And knowing is half the battle!" to my daughter. She has no clue lol.

@spacedinosaur8733 4 жыл бұрын

I've said that a work....none of the new kids get it.

@TheNervousAnna 4 жыл бұрын

I say it to my kids and they go we got it dad

@Bullet_Club 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who grew up in southeast Pennsylvania long ago that Philly 57 logo at 1:40 brings back memories.

@danmorris8594 4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@taddghostal 4 жыл бұрын

This should be required viewing before you are allowed to view anything else on KZfaq

@josefgordon7712 3 жыл бұрын

Me and my roommates would speak full sentences IN these parodies for weeks at a time and somehow communicate perfectly well.

@sweff 2 жыл бұрын

Once in a blue moon you stumble on to a channel and wonder how you've never seen it before.....I now have my next list of vids to binge for a long time to come

@SaltyKeldion 3 жыл бұрын

"I want someone to take me to the hospital." "You sure about that?" Knowing that snitches get stitches is half the battle, indeed.

@madcrabs 4 жыл бұрын

These were always some of my favorite videos. I only found out last year that dj douggpound had involvement in them. Pork chop sandwiches, body massage, give him the stick. Comedy gold.

@maplejames6992 4 жыл бұрын

It's funny how these are almost as nostalgic as the cartoon itself, I have the same reaction to the first season of Robot Chicken lol

@BetweenTheLyons 4 жыл бұрын

These came out while I was in high school. Pork chop sandwiches was the first one I ever saw, but Dance might be my favorite.

@nurgle333 3 жыл бұрын

Ice was the first one my friend showed me, and Dance is also my favorite

@sgtdh6892 4 жыл бұрын

My Firefighter Daughter (who grew up watching all my cartoons: “They need to make PSA’s again, like don’t eat Tide Pods; you will die! Our generation are morons because they don’t have heroes telling them not to be stupid; so they reach new levels of stupidity without anyone telling them to stop!” Me: 😂😂😂

@Randomark3087 4 жыл бұрын

☝️ This

@maxverellen7265 4 жыл бұрын

there IS PSA's... it's called South Park.

@silverfoil8854 4 жыл бұрын

She sounds like a boomer ngl.

@vhscopyofseinfeld 4 жыл бұрын

Silverfoil sounds like she struck a nerve, ngl.

@Devorum 4 жыл бұрын

No one actually ate Tide pods.

@DavidRomigJr 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, blast from the past. I remember coming across several of the videos, and I went straight to the Fensler Film website and downloaded them all, while I was in college I believe. That would have been late 90s or maybe early 00s. I still have those files, but I haven’t watched them in quite a while. Good times.

@brandonobaza8610 4 жыл бұрын

"I just wanna ride my mOOOOOOOOOOOOtercy... ...cle."

@favoritemustard3542 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't wanna pickle" pops outta my mouth ...now & again...

@jhutto1984 7 ай бұрын

And now we've reached the point where there's action figures of these memes. God bless the internet.

@peacexlove Жыл бұрын

The way you very Matter-of-Factly explain the first PSA edit is a genuine piece of comedy gold. I almost peed myself laughing.

@PuertoRicanfjr12 4 жыл бұрын

"Give 'em the stick...DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!!!"

@megagene 4 жыл бұрын

And knowing is half the battle... ...The other half is violence.

@chaosapiant 4 жыл бұрын

I was 23/24 years old, at my first IT job doing bench PC repair when me and my nerd buds saw and shared these videos on Ebaum's World. It feels good to look back on how much we've progressed, and to have been there from the beginning.

@panelsandbars1529 4 жыл бұрын

“Who wants a body massage?”

@TSnowy23 3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite parody. 1st saw it in 2006. I couldn't stop laughing for 3 days straight XD

@user-yj3kn4fe7h 3 жыл бұрын

"Knowing is half the battle!!" The other half is 25% Red Lasers and 25% Blue Lasers.

@ticehettema5559 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I used to answer my friends phone calls, "Ah hell no! What's up dog!". Buzz lightyear still cracks me up.

@DonovanAenslaed 3 күн бұрын

The GI Joe PSA parodies were the first meme videos I saw on KZfaq. I just couldn't stop laughing and some of the lines still live rent free in my brain to this day. Legendary!

@Ari22682 4 жыл бұрын

1:43 Setting that Philly station watermark really took me back. Also: I couldn't tell you how many times I used "Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaacked" watching football.

@WarKing77 3 жыл бұрын

‘Holy s...! I’m totally going so fast! Huuuh!’

@JdawgMMAblog 4 жыл бұрын

I literally ended my conversation with my wife with "and knowing is half the battle" today

@rotkev 3 жыл бұрын

I showed these to my then girlfriend at the time and she -kind of- got it about halfway through. Body massages got a laugh. The last one i showed was Lady Jaye and the two kids. When the girl at the end goes “BAH!” she went into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. I married that woman.

@Skatche 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing that I got to experience this _before_ Hasbro stepped in with a cease and desist order.

@shonuffRich 4 жыл бұрын

“And knowing is half the battle...the other half is violence”. 🤗

@aliastheabnormal 4 жыл бұрын

And the other 99 percent is porn. G.I. JOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

@tylorstreett7824 3 жыл бұрын

Half of violence is red lasers. The other half is blue lasers

@wandrewmclarty 7 ай бұрын

I liked this video before the ad at the beginning even finished and the video even started- because this is clearly a historic public document

@PirateJohnson 4 жыл бұрын

I love these PSA parodies. Thanks for doing this video, Dan!

@ChanningKing 4 жыл бұрын

These remind me of the PSAs - complete with Charles Barkley, for some reason - at the end of each episode of the animated “Clerks” episode.

@drewom9404 3 жыл бұрын

Likely where Smith got the idea.

@TrekBeatTK 3 жыл бұрын

They’re only at the end of three episodes. Though Barkley appears in two more.

@kibblewibble1 4 жыл бұрын

I have never, ever laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw Pork Chop Sandwiches. I still remember exactly where and when I saw it.

@ryanjrubio 3 жыл бұрын

Extremely happy I saw this. I’ve been a fan of those PSAs for years. Thanks for the breakdown. And I agree FULLY with one of the quotes you showed...when the kid falls and hits the ice is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I watch it over and over and over. Nice work on this video!

@ironchefcheezsteak 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for using footage from Philly 57! A little taste of home!

@tinyjester27 3 жыл бұрын

Look at all your different color hats!

@pantheonvideo 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm a new age digital bounty hunter who needs to get paaaid." PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A SHOW.

@billpagan3070 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I remember these! Totally awesome review! Thanks for the memories 😁👍

@GhostHuntsman 4 жыл бұрын

Those videos helped me get through some bad times. Always grateful for them.

@alexandersilady4751 4 жыл бұрын

I DON'T WANT A PICKLE, I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOTORSICKLE

@CharlesWorkPPL 4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Silady I DON’T WANNA DIE. I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOTOR CY...

@CharlesWorkPPL 4 жыл бұрын

...CLE.

@Kriswixx 4 жыл бұрын

baabaaabaadaabaadaa! i loved this as a kid. and their little funny haaaats.

@kylen.6742 8 ай бұрын

I still make references to these videos. These and all the Jerky boys tapes. Just last week I told me kid “give him the stick, don’t give him the stick! Ohhhhj!”

@henryferkey4505 4 жыл бұрын

Porkchop sandwiches is my favorite of all of them. I am definitely sharing this video!

@BigMcLargehuge1983 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks to these parody PSA's, me and my friends know exactly what the hell we're talking about when we say "Do you know my dad?" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" Also I can't hear the name Roadblock without thinking "Who wants a body massage?!"

@esaunothing6336 4 жыл бұрын

Dont pretend we didnt notice that little jab at the last jedi

@johnjohnson8575 2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't feel like too long ago my friends, while playing Minecraft, would just drop the phrase 'porkchop sandwiches'. For some time I believed that porkchop sandwiches were a thing in the game (that I couldn't figure out how to make). Only to find out they were quoting this hilarious series of videos. I still say, "I'm a computer". I love this series of videos.

@collinemorris 2 жыл бұрын

Funny! Entertaining recap and a great memory. Was a senior in high school in 2004 when I saw these the first time. They have been a random quote staple since then. I remember the disappointment when they were removed from fenslerfilms and ebaumsworld.

@codekhalil6437 4 жыл бұрын

Tell me more of this..."sunset feelings."

@TheEmbessyNetwork 4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who got intrigued by that as well...

@thespider7898 3 жыл бұрын

"The internet was filled with porn" And some say its still there to this day.

@wafsnipes23 Жыл бұрын

I grew up with Eric. Haven't seen him since 1988. Wow. I've laughed at these for years not knowing it was him.

@qwqwqwqw99 3 жыл бұрын

I nearly hurt myself from laughing when I first saw these.

@Inspectornills 4 жыл бұрын

God, his beard is getting more glorious everyday.....

@geardog24 4 жыл бұрын

*_Who wants a Body Message?_*

@BarronVonSchnoot 4 жыл бұрын

Tell my body a story.

@andrewkaye2108 6 ай бұрын

My daughter showed me these. Between some funny jokes, the rest of it is so hilarious because of the odd, surreal dialogue and noises the characters make and just the way some lines are said. Seeing the Joes and the kids spouting off some strange dialogue and behavior elevates these to classic, weird comedy.