Once my boyfriend and I were apartment sitting for a friend and her psychotic dog who escaped after breaking his leash and collar. It was 2:00 am with no regular stores open so we found a porn shop and bought a a collar (it had bling on it but was sturdy) and a leash and recaptured the dog. It's one of my funniest memories

I admire him for the simple fact that he has kept a job for sixteen years. That requires skills. He works with the public everyday.

“Just because a guy walks into your store wearing a suit and tie, doesn’t mean jack shit.” More honest words have never been spoken.

Oh man this is incredible!!!!! The day I turned 18 my friends took me to that shop and I met Kris years and years ago! We've stayed in contact ever since and I always loved coming in on his shift throughout the years! He writes poetry too and I have a pretty big collection of his little books he'd make. Finally getting some spotlight my friend! So happy for you!!!

Honest, articulate and humble. Who cares what he does for a living at least he’s true to himself.

You can immediately tell this is a good dude. This is someone you’d be friends with for life.

Most mainstream people would judge him as a loser working in a porn store, yet he seems deeper and real than any dirtbag politician, priest, or corporate CEO. Very cool dude...

Omg Kris! I know him, such a one in a million gem. It literally makes me so so happy to see him on here and how many people get to see how great of a person he is!

What a cool dude. Living with parents is not anything to be ashamed of, especially since it seems they get along. Most of the world embraces intergenerational living.

Great character. Wise, humble and authentic. Wishing him the best

This dude is so cool. I'm 32 and struggling with life, mainly because I didn't achieve what I was aiming at academically. When I was 22 some traumatic events took place and my wiring became something like "don't ask anything from anyone, provide for yourself and leave as soon as you can". No children, fortunately. Wish I could get a job like this and be in peace with myself. I have a lot of self-loathing for not having dealt with things the way I should've... I let myself be beat. I just hope we can all find the peace and self-love we deserve. Take care guys

I thought this was going to be boring and almost didn't watch it. As soon as this gentleman started talking, he was so endearing. I hope he does find love. He is worthy of it! God bless him!

Damn, I read "pork chop clerk" and got excited for an interview with a butcher.

Life is a lonely process. If you've got people that love you and you're healthy, you've got it all.

Kristopher, Happy Birthday! Thank you so much for sharing your story. You had me laughing & reminded me of my first time going into an adult store. I was in college at the time & there was a rumor going around that one of my instructors had been caught shoplifting at our local "Adult Superstore," & had his photo posted as a warning. Of course we didnt believe it. Fast forward a couple of months, one of the girls in our group was getting married. We were looking for party favors, etc. Not only was the rumor a fact, but his picture was visible as we were walking in the door. There was this area on the wall near the register where they had pics of all the people that had been caught shoplifting. What was even funnier was that the pics were taken with a polaroid cameras & the lighting wasnt good, so it looked extra grimy. LOL. As for the types of people that go in there, thats such a weird question. We have (or had) 2 adult stores where I live, but I can assure anyone that they do not get the same customers, at all. Asking what types of people go in there is like asking a group of adults, which beer they prefer. For no reason, just to know. Some people are more creative, spontaneous & fun, while others are more uptight, fixed & serious. Some of the customers are people who actually have more serious reasons that they are there. We forget that it could be for medical reasons, dr/therapist recommendation, or because the person lost their partner. ❤ I was first diagnosed with depression when I was 13. Im sorry you know this pain. You have a pretty uplifting, yet laid back vibe & youre a wonderful conversationalist. Keep your head up!! I hope to see you again in an update 🙃

Great interview. You can see and hear Kristopher’s stressful memories melting away as he provides vivid details about customers he’s dealt with. This is the first interview of a porn shop clerk for me. I liked the questions as well as the responses. Very well done!

I'm a long time subscriber, and watch many Soft White Underbelly videos. I was pretty sure that I was either going to be bored, or totally disgusted by this interview. OMG!!!! How wrong can a person be?? This is my favourite interview for ages!! Kristopher is so authentic (& by the way I hate that expression because by default, we should all be authentic, because we are simply ourselves) and I hugely enjoyed listening to some stories rooted in total reality, and not being told to paint a particular picture! Sometimes a bit of honesty, while also the chance to look at the "ridiculousness" of life, is all we need to get the cogs of the brain whirring! I loved this! Cheers Kristopher (& Mark)! Positive vibes & praters from Leeds, UK xx

This guy is so sweet. I hope he keeps working on himself and finding what he wants in life.

This is an underrated video and it’s been out for 2 days. Thank you Kris and Mark 🙏

I would like to see more of Kristopher. He's very insightful, honest and entertaining. Thank you for having him on!

The guy who said 'money can't buy happiness didn't know where to go shopping'

One of the best interviews I've seen on this channel!!! I can definitely relate to what this clerk is saying. Thanks for posting this.

Happy Birthday Kris!!!!! It was an honor and a pleasure to watch your interview!!!!

Love this Guy - Thank you for your down to earth unjudgemental service to a community that needs no judgement. Nice work.

this dude seems like a gem

I greatly appreciate Kristopher's candor, his lack of judgement toward others, and his thoughtful reflections. I'd love to know the origins of his diverse array of tattoos. No doubt, they too have stories to tell. Thank you for all you shared, Kristopher.

This was one of the most interesting video you've made yet. I hope you have Kris back on because I'd like more tales from the Porn Shop!

I admire this guy's humble attitude and his apparent integrity. The fact that he stayed at the same job for so long proves that.

Before it even starts... I know for sure this dude has seen some shit. When I was strung out and homeless, I damn near lived in one. I'd pay the 3 dollars for a preview just so I could sleep on the floor... Yeah... I know... No joke. Proudly clean and sober over 5 years now. Got A good job. A savings account and roof over my head. You CAN get out if you want to. IF YOU CHOOSE TO.

I think this is the best guy for the job. :) good on him for being so open minded and empathetic

He seems so cool! I briefly thought about opening up an adult store, but I have no idea about running a business and the two shops we did have in two closed so I didn't think it'd be successful in my area. I love that he tries to make the shop a judgement-free zone and treats everyone with respect. There's nothing wrong with exploring your sexual pleasure as long as everything's consensual.

“TRYING TO LOVE MYSELF IS THE MOST KEY THING THAT I CAN DO”. (Not shouting this …but, putting it in CAPS just to accentuate and draw attention to it because this is SPOT-ON key advice for US ALL in this life!!!) We cannot truly love another unless we can love ourselves first. ❤️

I did this for almost decade. It was funny, gross, pervy, and fun at times. I learned how to manage employees, buying from companies, counting deposits, writing paychecks, shipping and receiving, inventory, customer service....and it helped me be ready for jobs in the future. I just referred to the shop as a "gift store"

I worked for a porn shop for two years in Los Angeles. I'm surprised he has lasted that long. There's no future in it. You meet a lot of interesting people though. But I had to leave after confronting a tweaker in the arcade rooms and the cops respond very late.

I LOVE SW interviews. please do more and longer ones

Another wonderful story. Thank you Mark ❤

When I did my swu interview a cpl months ago it was an awesome experience. Mark is so cool and supportive. He still answers every text I send Quickly and he has helped me when needed. He's awesome. My video got age restricted. Go check it out. Brad. Childhood trauma. It's pretty good. All of his work is good

I really like this guy! He is soft spoken and articulate and seems like a guy to have as a friend.

I like the way he explains the people that go to his store is such an upfront and open way without seeming judgmental. I would think that after 16 years, one would be ok with people or not be able to stand them. In any industry. He was really great to watch and was really funny! His stories were great! Great interview!!! Cool guy! THX!

He definitely understands people. Thank you, Mark!

I remember my first experience going to a porn store at 18. As I got out of the car, I tried to catch the door from closing as I forgot my wallet in the glove box as I knew I would be carded since I looked like 12. My little finger got smashed in the door. I stood there in the porn shop in a lot of pain looking at the magazines while sucking on my finger trying to stop it from bleeding. Never went back. lol

This guy is pretty awesome and respectable. Seems like a good guy and a good work ethic

I think I got more out of this interview than many of the addict ones. This dude seems super cool and no-judgment attitude is fantastic.

Another Amazing Video!! Love the real life feelz ,each and every video!!

Thank you @soft white underbelly. I’m a trucker and I love watching your vids while I drive. My imagination goes wild with some of these stories

As a young teen, I was in a large city. I remember seeing a porn shop on a busy street. A large sign hung on the side that said “Enter in Rear” with an arrow pointing to the parking lot behind the store. I didn’t get the double entendre for many years.

There is so much sadness in the porn world ,nice guy.

Most relatable person interviewed yet for me!

This guy needs a pay rise.

A perfect interview and subject. This guy is perfectly warm and charismatic, not a product of his environment negatives at all.

Decompress is a great description, it builds up and relief helps so much.

Fantastic interview! Thanks for this!

This is proof that ANYONE can have an interesting life and work a honest job.

Great guy for the job! Nonjudgmental, assertive and seemingly empathetic. Helps that he has a big presence. Cool dude

Such a comforting voice! Have a nice day Kristopher and Mark! X

Kristopher I felt your energy watching this video, wishing you the best! ✨very humble being.

His look is straight from the 1960s. The Jughead hat, the Owl glasses, Mechanics shirt, cuffed blue jeans, and biker boots.

I'm slowly figuring out why I watch these videos and one part of it is that I'm judging "Would I hang out with this person?" THIS GUY!! I'd love to hang out with this guy! Maybe it's all the time I spent in retail, but his retail and life experience are both similar and opposite of mine in a way that just vibed with me. We could probably swap stories for days. lol Keep being awesome, bro! I'm rooting for you!

Amen! connection You said is and most people who are struggling with addiction issues are for the most part disconnected

Wow, Kristopher is such an open, honest, and articulate man with an interesting story to tell.

Mark, idk if anyone has ever told you this or not but you have the cutest laugh I've ever heard, lol. 😊

Very well spoken man.

This was the best one I’ve seen.

I understood him living at home at the age of 45 in Southern California because of the cost of living until he said he worked at a porn shop for 16 years. 🙄

My favorite interview thus far! What a cool guy!

This guy is awesome! Genuine, down to Earth, not judgmental and has a realistic outlook.

Love these vids!!! Keep posting!!!!

I really enjoyed this interview. What a cool dude!!!

He seems like the kind of person you could go for a beer with, and have the best evening!

empathetic, introspective, articulate - this guy was one of your better interviews. I used to work at an adult theatre/bookstore myself back in the 90s, he wasn't kidding when he said just about anyone could walk through the door. you get all types. and all kinds of stories to tell 🤔

Great interview!

I worked at a porn shop briefly in my youth. What Mark didn't seem to get is that ALL types come in there, not just "perverts." Yes, there are guys who have trouble finding women, but there are also guys that are totally normal who just want to find something to rub one out to. And yes, women were rarer, but they came in as well, mostly to look at toys or bachelorette party stuff. It's like a liquor store, you get ALL types coming in to feed their vice, we just attach more stigma to sex, which Mark clearly does here.

One of your next interviews, Kris is so articulate and well-spoken, also has the personality you can sit down have a drink with, whether it’s coffee or alcohol, and just vibe. I could only imagine the stories of what he’s seen in his history at the adult store, and sex is human nature, no matter your orientation or gender… non gender, all gender, sex is a common denominator.

Great interview.

You know it's 2022 when LA porn shop clerk sounds traditional - cool guy

The numbers of subscribers on Mark's channel increase by the day. I love watching them climb. He'll be at four million by Christmas. When I first starting watching the numbers, he was at 1.7 million. Way to go, Mark. Lots of work goes into this that I don't think many people realize. Thank you for this channel and all the effort you put into it. 👍👏 💖

You seem like a good dude Kristopher. Hope everything goes your way. Nice one!

We need a part two interview

Wow I want a part 2 already 💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I was addicted to this stuff for many years. So glad I'm off of it ..

Nothing wrong with living with your parents. I make damn good money but I moved back in with my parents at 26 so I could save more money for a house. They were glad to have me back around but sad that I left 3 years later. I only live one city over lol

This guy is very engaging! I love him! He has a lot of insight.

I really like this guy and wish him well. Thank you for a great interview.

Never judge a book by its cover. But by all means judge a DVD at a porn shop by its cover.

You do great work, Mark. Thanks for what you do. Any chance of doing an interview with a person who carries a “God loves you” or “Repent” sign with megaphone? Always wondered what their stories were. Thx.

Another great interview

Knowing this guy exists makes the world seem a lot cooler. Love this guy, wishing him the best ✌️

I love his energy I would feel safe around a guy like this

'love exists but not for me, yet.' don't give up kris

Loved this video !

You're absolutely wonderful brother! The world needs a Dad like you! Don't give up on love! :-)

Female here, was 20 years old, in 2006, worked at a porn/adult shop. Small town, Wendover, Nevada. I worked at the shop for 3 months. Plenty of stories within that time. And yes, everybody comes in! Didn't stay long, due to the boss changing my schedule without notice. Got canned lol. Makes me laugh though, its no longer a porn shop. Its now a smoke shop.

He seems like a good guy. I wish him all the best

Cohabitation is becoming very common. With the cost of life in general its really not a suprise that we have so many homeless. Loved this interview.

Super cool dude, wish him all the best in his self realization journey. Would love to get a long term update

Can we normalize intergenerational living in the US? There is nothing wrong with choosing to (or having to, for economic reasons, care of elders, etc) to live with your family as an adult. We need to take care of each other more in this country and these silly stigmas only serve to isolate us.

What a cool and fun interview! It's nice to hear a chill story inbetween earthly nightmares. Were I not in Europe I would invite him out for drinks and tacos.

I bet this guy has seen everything. Learning to love yourself begins with forgiveness. If you can forgive yourself for the dirt you have done to you and the people around you. Then you learn how to respect and admire, the loved ones around you, facing your issues and not blaming everyone for the failures, gives you the power to change inside

I was very surprised by this interview, he seems emotionally intelligent. Good job!

Had a job just like this for almost 5 years. Not a bad gig tbh. You see all walks of life, and lots of hilarious stories.