Wtf is tofu bacon

@@hankmoody6996poor people questions

@@hankmoody6996it’s the only type of free range bacon you should eat

​@hankmoody6996 😆🤦🏿

Hopefully you fork over some of that cash to his patreon then.

@@aiGeis Exactly, they deserve it honestly

I also think this is the best auto information source that I trust to be unbiased. That does not mean I agree with everything these guys say. But they say stuff they believe to be true.. and for reasons.. not throwing darts.. My biggest change of opinion is that I believe the high cost of cars and the complexity and lack of manual transmissions.. and all the stupid endless electronics.. removes the car owning and driving experience.

Porsche should give them a car; this videos so good, it would sell anyone in the price point

Tell your family and friends to subscribe! We need mark at 1M subscribers!!!

What did he answer from experience?

What did he say? Asking for a friend.

“Here’s the ‘company car’!”

You can try escaping to Belize but the 911 probably won't help you

Good joke.

This and some Henry Catchpole @ Carfection

Notice how non-detailed oriented channels like Straightpipes or Doug Demero get more views than rather subdued, calm and professionally executed and edited channels like this one? 😀

@@sman96490 Doug demuro... non detail oriented...... nope

Throttle House is just cringe Top Gear.

This and Harrys Garage 🌟

Yeah we talk about it a lot. When you have to make cars to do everything well they feel less focused. This finds a good balance.

The cons can be fun, giving the car a little personality.

Cons: supercar price tag

@@ecoRfan But the 911 Turbo S is still not a as expensive as Ferraris, McLarens or Lamborghinis. All these "competitor" cars are clearly in the 300.000 Dollar prize range, sometimes even as "base models", whereas a fully equiped Turbo S like in this video is around 200.000 Dollars or Euros. Especially McLarens can be totally laughable in terms of reliability. The Porsche 911 models are worth every penny, because they are totally realiable and have the best build quality. Especially as GT cars.

But....... I thought the CUV's and SUV's in the world were supposed to do everything? And I hate all of them.

Gotta say a 2/2 lemon-lawed 911s is quite the accomplishment. I think it would make Fiat blush.

Hahahaha, this is epic

Come on Nick, you need to be a John Flex already!

Nick is the only thing standing between me and believing the Porsce quality numbers

If Nick bought this, it would surely be on fire right now. Nick Murray, a solid 6/10. 🔥

Ditto!

Absolutely. Scott Turbowski was a dead fish by comparison.

@@andoletube Nah, I fucking loved turbowski. No need to say that

@@jonnyj. He could barely be bothered to open his mouth.

@@andoletube i love jack singapore as well but turbowski definitely doesnt deserve any hate…

Yeah i would love for them to get their hands on a Koenigsegg, pagani, lambo, mcclaren or ferrari. They make amazing videos and people would really love the tech explainations of these cars other than it goes fast and its shiny...

@@Hallowsaw It would also be cool if they got their hands on older race-cars with awesome/interesting engineering packages.

@@Hallowsaw ikr! They are the perfect channel to review them. To recieve the full documentary treatment like the LFA.

@@Hallowsaw They did a great video on the Lexus LFA and they did a 458 too.

Need to watch again, I really didn't pick up sex advice on my first viewing....

Fr most ppl wouldn't distinguish it from a normal 911. Saw one a while ago and if you know what it can do it really has a crazy aura

Well said

It's the epitome of "speak softly and carry a machine gun".

Agree 100%. One of the few channels I rather watch on tv than phone or computer.

Same. 100%. Thank you goose man

Where did the money come from?

@@MemberHomei Boomer money, leeching of the younger millenials like us

@@MemberHomei Hard work.

@@RAZGR1Z yeah working till your 75, and then getting your 401k.

@@henrik1743 How the hell you work that out? Guy and his wife work their rear ends off and somehow they're stealing off you young punks that sit in their rooms playing games all day? Lol.. Must be mates with Sanders..

Rumor has it he's still on track refusing to do a cooldown lap.

@@xFlared can’t blame him.

i think @savagegeese would agree that really, this isn't. The GT3 is. This sounds like a electric motor. That sounds like a porsche le mans gt car from the 80's

Given that many people are running 1,000+ whp out of 991 turbos on the stock motor without reliability problems I would say we still have plenty of overhead left in ICE.

@@thehumanoid6543 nearly all of which were heavily turbocharged.. the le mans cars sounded like vacuums next to McLaren F1 or CLK GTR. There's no denying the thrill of big boost though

Yeah this and potentially the T50 would be the swan songs.

@@flacjacket I'd you're talking about just power, leave the chat. An electric Tesla can make 1030 horsepower while being a comfortable 5 seater. Its about the sound and experience brotha

Believe it or not it's easy for me

when you have a lc 500 the day only gets better

@footballcoreano oh yeah the ride from your house to the mechanic is so much more rewarding

This is how I felt after going to the Porsche Experience Center

@footballcoreano for me to poop on

Immediately scrolled down to say the same thing. It's so good.

Call me a willing victim but I love the Chevy polka OST

What's it called? I want to play it while driving at night

Or my testosterone injections!

We'll all be there soon enough boys. It's part of life.

@@xFlared Where do I sign up for Porshe rides to the TRT clinic? Sound like a win win

@@anydaynow01 Nah, you inject yourself with the T. Hard to miss that. Or just use the gel.

I think you meant your enlarged prostate exam appointment?

I agree with you. As an ex film editor, the editing is superb. Especially inside the car with Jack and Mark talking. One shot, two-shot, absolutely seamless.

Always go porsche

Get buggati, much better value, and better on gas.

Do any of them have a hemi?

@@hyperchaotix32x nope, they’re 4cyl hybirds

Lol, my first car was a '96 civic!

Yes the emotional highs come from it's sheer proficiency is one hell of a sentence!!!

Enjoy your new car. It is a tremendous automobile.

@@jackholmes8105 Thank you!!!!!!

@@jackholmes8105 It's my opinion that the two best channels on KZfaq for car reviews are Savagegeese and Carfection. Always top quality material. In fact check out the 911 Turbo S review on that channel. It's rather well done.

@@mmerritt143 Congratulations, and agree about Carfection and Catchpole? How’s life with your new car? Curious how it compares to other cars you’ve owned.

@@liquidtunes This car is amazing! I feel like right now I have the best combination of cars. My lux fluffy car is the new Audi S8. Both of these are my favorite cars I have ever owned.

@@TFT-bp8zk There's a 100% chance you're doing one of the two.

Unless it's about the Pacifica

Nothing beats the LFA vid

Over retail? Bubble

@@fzr1000981 English please

They don't know they do, but on a car like this aerodynamics are a big deal, for sure. It's cool having an air brake.

Hopefully you delivery is not in the near future, because actualy a freight ship with 1.100 Porsche is burrning and floating evacuated in the Atlantic near the Azores.

Reliability sucks though

@@Re3iRtH Porsche is continuously ranked as the most reliable brand by several outlets. Just because it's expensive to maintain doesn't mean it's unreliable. It's a $250k supercar, the engineering that went into it is insane. Of course wear parts won't have as much longevity as a Honda civic

@@StEvEn420BrUlE That statement is false. Porsche was decently reliable in the dry sump days in the 1980s. Now they are similar to any German car brand = unreliable. Hope it's your 3rd or 4th car.

@@StEvEn420BrUlE cost of maintenance and repairs is literally the definition of reliability.

@@Re3iRtH no, cost of maintenance and repairs is part of the cost of ownership, which Porsches are astronomical for, because they are supercars. That isn't a measure of wether or not your car is going to leave you stranded on the road, or have constant issues that never seem to be fixed

The Model S "Plaid" can do its one trick pony acceleration show for maybe one or two times, until it overheats, just like any other Tesla model. You just can't take this EV in this list of super cars, because the Plaid is just a 2.4 tons superheavy boring sedan, with NO sporty talents at all! All of Plaids "time gaining" on a race track is just due to its pure straight line acceleration capabilities. But in curves and corners the Plaid is just BULLSHIT like any other Model S, if you take it as a "sporty vehicle". The 911 Turbo S can reproduce its 2.2 seconds at 0-60 mph drag racing starts with launch control literally all day long without any issues at all! Porsche says, the 911 Turbo launch control system is capable of 20.000 launch control starts without any problems or issues! Compared to this amount of perfection, Tesla is just NOWHERE and a NOBODY, when it comes to "endurance" and reliability, because it's just a battery overheating one trick pony with the worst build quality on the market. Period.

@@user-jf8gd3lv7q exactly. Well said

And then driving around the block ten times when you get there. Tell people it's to cool down the engine.