Dead Meme And causing the fall of the Dwarven realms

fuck off stuntie

@@leonardomarquesbellini Thats going into the Dammaz Kron

@Gavin Rodea pro tip : make your shitty ass advertisement sound better and maybe people wont think youre spam

Hating elves is not a personality

the total war version "where did they come from" "its turn 100 the end times event has stated"

Jerec 12 the script of doom.

thousands! cough, cough, Lord of the rings!

"cough" oh no "cough" the end times "cough" everyone is smoking "cough"

*Stands in the middle of a fertilized field in the hinterlands of Naggerond* “how did this happen.” *Naked elven women pops out of irrigation ditch* “the end times event” Me: *visible confusion* *second naked elven women pops out of ditch* “We built two whole defensive buildings and a full stack” Me: *even greater confusion” “full stack?” *third naked elven women pops over ditch* “you know a full stack! The fragile humans came in groups of four full stacks. I was entertained for years” *fourth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “oh the good old days of rape and murder.” Me: “how many of you are down there?” *fifth naked elven women pops out of ditch with a ball gag and a knife* Me: *recoils* “what’s the knife for” *sixth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “I like this one, he entertains me” *Seventh naked elven women pops out of ditch* “do you want to keep him?” Me: ”please no” *Eighth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “I’ll get him if you want” Me: *panicking* “you don’t want me I have tiny genitalia.” *Ninth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “say, she sells sea shells by the sea shore!” Me: *repeats flawlessly* *Tenth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “well in that case...” Me: *nearly having a hart attack* “oh, please no” *Eleventh naked elven women pops out of ditch* “besides we can fix him with magic” Me: *turns to run* *Twelfth naked elven women is standing in the way* “take off your clothes tiny dick man. I like pealing skin from flesh in one big piece” *thirteenth naked elven women appears grabbing shoulder* “I think we should feed him to an ork.” Sixth women: “but I want to keep him!” Me: *on verge of tears* “I just wanted to know what a full stack was.” *Fourteen naked elven women pops out of ditch* “he could make a good slave, he’s bad at lying” *fifteenth naked elven women pops out of ditch ignoring me* “I’d like to have sex with one of you right now” *sixteenth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “we should be washing our clothes, you know Marathi will make us preform with the those outfits she got from baddragon.com if we’re late! And I don’t want to fight a troll with one of those things in me.” *eighteenth naked elven women pops out of ditch* “Lets make the slave to it!” Me: “yes, I can wash out anything” *Nineteenth naked elven women pops out of ditch and shoves bundle of clothes into my hands* “I don’t understand why she sent us out here or without even a slave” Me: *furiously washing the equivalent of two square feet of cloth in the irrigation ditch* *Twentieth naked elven women pauses before joining her sisters* “I make us a full stack.”

They don't have anything to do with Slaanesh? They are actually absolute enemies. They are zealous though. Its not like Dark Eldar in 40k. Edit: however you make a good point, not sure how relevant that is though really to the story... Please let me know what I'm missing in your comment about army size. I've seen another person complain about this but it sounds like drama, expressing how well the d.e fought, weather it's realistic or not the point is more important then the numbers in a fantasy story.

@@jakea3950 You've flipped it. The dark eldar in 40K are just massive dickheads. The dark elves are split between slaaneshi worshippers and khaine worshippers but they're also cunts as well.

@@laurie1183 Technically they don't worship Slaanesh it the elf goddess of pleasure Atharti, but this being Warhammer I wouldn't be surprised if it was another name for Slaanesh.

@@mercerholt8299 Nope. She's a slaaneshi worshipper right up until end times just shits that away and craps all over her character

@@laurie1183 okay yeah only knowledge I have of her is the sundering novels so forgive my mistake on that.

Yes, agreed, good term for the "Dark Eldar" of 40k also.

+Γιάννης Νικολάου With pointy ears and spiky armour

Hahaha

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

he's the anakin that never turned into vader

Γιάννης Νικολάου he's a bitchy darth Vader

C Dyar it does, but all he art shows a bleak miserable wasteland where nothing grows. kind hard to reconcile the two.

Arch Warhammer​ maybe but knowing Dark Elves they probably have the technology to use the trees to make their ships

C Dyar maybe they grow their trees to order with magic. or maybe they just have nothing better to do with their morning wood

brandon cawley Maybe the trees are merely reliant on chaos to grow instead of the old boring way?

+Elenrai A chaos maple.

Very similar to the drow, just switch the dark elves worshipping elven gods to a giant spider.

@@LS1056 Lloth started out as an Elven deity

Metall And they rape people

Alphabetical Disorder well yeah... Hence the Slaanesh part dude.

Drow.

​@@LS1056 druki

Svia veldi I second this. I know you've said before that it bleeds too much into 40k but just stick to everything relevant to Fantasy. Playing as Daemons of Chaos would be amazing in Total War, even though I'm not much of a fan of Chaos. Such crazy units. Maybe you could just make it into a more overall view of the Chaos gods and go over all their demon types..

Svia veldi Daemons of Chaos? you mean the heralds of matt ward? the army with 40k unites in it? yeah.... i haven't herd of that army, must be a blind spot in my psyche

Arch Warhammer Oh c'mon. They might be a possible faction down the road with Total War Warhammer. They got a backstory and everything!

Arch Warhammer Daemons of Chaos should definitely be done. They are hugely important in the lore being one of main armies of Chaos, and also have some cool looking units. Not making a video on them because Ward used to screwing things up with them would be an error.

Arch Warhammer well but lore about the most important wars/battles can be quite interesting ! And help us all learn about the world ;P

Spown hold up,forgot your house!

+halafradrimx and yet they always got their asses kicked by the high elves

Ignacio de Regoyos Steady and slow wins the race.

+halafradrimx Well, the Druchii line of thought (as they are raised in a militaristic society) is that each elf should push himself/herself to be as strong or as powerful as possible so that the Dark elf community can be as powerful/strong as possible against the enemy forces which it does face. The high elves are protected from enemies by an ocean and the wood elves are protected by their forest and the bretonnians. Dark elves need to aggressively push themselves more than their counterparts as few external matters protect them. In the Dark Elf mind, if one is too stupid or lazy to increase their strength, skills or social standing then that elf deserves to suffer for his/her incompetence (and lack of benefit/use to society). Also the two strongest/oldest dark elves hold most (if not all) of the power of the DE community and the closer that an elf gets to gaining the attention and approval of either Malekith or Morathi, the more likely a chance, that one can advance in the DE community and life. A general DE concept is that efficiency in skills/duties of an elf outweigh the likability or morality of him/her. Again, efficiency/strength is more important than morality in most (if not all) matters.

halafradrimx FOOL!!!(squeak chitter chitter)the skaven exist to surpass all!!!,kill,KILL KILL KILL THE FILTHY MAN THING!!!!

halafradrimx Well Malekith IS apparently the rightful heir. According to End Times.

Asura Path or the political class in the United States.

+Henry Cox Classical Era and later Pax Romana, were actually better timea to live than medieval Era. After Rome fell, it would take Europe another 1000 years to bring a million city to one city.

That"s ancient Rome. We lost a lot in the way of technology after it fell... we don't call it the barbarian invasions for naught, nor do we call the beginning of the Middle Ages the Dark Ages because it was all fun and game.

Vanilla Cream I second that motion. I think an Arch End Times rant would be glorious!

ragsash probably

and of c then I would like to know more about their armor/weapons and mounts. and do people have the potenchal to find "gear" magical items?

No dude they don't find gear

+fdmarminy Malekith never had the highest opinion of the gods. Dark gods or "light" gods, because the Gods didn't protect the elves when the polar warp gates collapsed. The time when daemons, mutants etc were killing elves all over Ulthuan. Even when partly assisted by Asuryan and Khaine, the elves were forced to save themselves. Malekith sees the Gods as sources of power at most, as opposed to things to be worshiped. There is a reason why he isn't the leader of dark elf religion, even Aenarion played a part in Malekith's impiety, as well as Morathi. The only times he appears to be religious is when it is beneficial for him to appear so.

Illusive Man Probably not. Malekith was created in the comics in the early 80's, so I wouldn't be surprised if the creators of Warhammer took the name.

That's possible, but the more notable Tolkien influence is his title "The Witch King" after the former King Of Angmar turned leader of the Nazrgul

+Illusive Man No it is a blatant rip off

+Illusive Man Keep in mind that the term "Malekith" translated is (more or less), "evil friend" or "evil fellow" so while there is a coincidence with the same title being used, Thor might not have ripped off Warhammer. There is a chance that they did but also a chance that they didn't.

blindlobster No Warhammer ripped off Marvel

+The Sweaty Spartan aye. His son is thus Luke Skywalker

More like kylo ren

The Sweaty Spartan or Arthas.

or Doctor Doom.

Yes, Fantasy Rapist Darth Vader

Darth Hippy really? can you please tell me the name about that event? im deathly curious

I can't it's been a long time since I played. sorry about that.

Darth Hippy It doesnt matter, i found it anyway. Thanks.

+Jost Ruttel Well, the Druchii line of thought (as they are raised in a militaristic society) is that each elf should push himself/herself to be as strong or as powerful as possible so that the Dark elf community can be as powerful/strong as possible against the enemy forces which it does face. The high elves are protected from enemies by an ocean and the wood elves are protected by their forest and the bretonnians. Dark elves need to aggressively push themselves more than their counterparts as few external matters protect them. In the Dark Elf mind, if one is too stupid or lazy to increase their strength, skills or social standing then that elf deserves to suffer for his/her incompetence (and lack of benefit/use to society). Also the two strongest/oldest dark elves hold most (if not all) of the power of the DE community and the closer that an elf gets to gaining the attention and approval of either Malekith or Morathi, the more likely a chance, that one can advance in the DE community and life. A general DE concept is that efficiency in skills/duties of an elf outweigh the likability or morality of him/her. Again, efficiency/strength is more important than morality in most (if not all) matters.

It was meant a little bit ironic because Skaven (see my little pet-rat? ;D ) are not really better :D

Yes, I got the joke. I just felt that the extra info (or difference between the two species) might be interesting to you. As a sidenote, I feel that one of the most appealing factors of the skaven is that they hold all of the worst features of man, only exaggerated to an almost comedic level.

Elranoaz just don't look at the screen

+Tom R I didn't knew you could look into the future and predict things before they happen.

Jeremias Astorga I AM THE BRIDGE GOD!!!

Tom R no!,bad malal,that's tzeentchs job!

#1 was ok but #2 just took everything good about 1 and made it ten times better fucc my nape

Notna07 probably LESS often realy, as it will require considerably more digging.

Kroksleiven Tordenskiold umm, i am norwegian so speaking it seams logical. as for release it could possibly happen late this year but with potential delays my money would probably be on Q1-Q2 next year

Nei men så kult! :) Gleder meg så sinnssykt, sjekket ut alle filmene dine, må bare få takke for den innsatsen du legger ned, blir satt veldig stor pris på av meg og mange andre :) Keep on rocking!

Planken I'd love to see scantly clad super sexy beautiful warrior boys:)

The dark elf Slaanesh worshippers don't exactly join chaos hordes on raids, which is where the Chaos Dwarves would be chilling. They do their bit in Slaanesh names in quite a human sacrifice, bdsm stuff...

Maybe some beast men but idk.