Poundland Food Special: The Big BBQ & Dessert | Ashens
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Күн бұрынYum! Is a word not in any way relevant to this video.
@sandorcastle 10 жыл бұрын
The oddness comes when you realise he's kneeling on the floor, eating off his sofa cushion. Can imagine how that would look through the window.
@lunavixen015 10 жыл бұрын
he probably has a short stool or chair, otherwise his knees and back would be killing him
@TashiMortier 10 жыл бұрын
Ouch, my nose hurts from the water I sneezed through it while laughing about the image your comment put in my head.
@flowerpower003 4 жыл бұрын
teds or he is a menlet
@aileenp.5218 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@IllIllllllll 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a 5ft sofa
@SplotchyInk 10 жыл бұрын
Hehe, seeing a fork easily go through food can mean either one of two things. 1. it's been cooked, tenderized, and prepared so well that it's fork tender. 2. It's loosely made mash with artificial binders. I think we know what this qualifies as :D
@fandomfan2800 4 жыл бұрын
@BachieGaga 9 oh God
@toogaytolift9176 4 жыл бұрын
@BachieGaga 9 the most likely of the 3
@spacemonkeys4987 4 жыл бұрын
ah yes, filet steak in a can
@tylern6420 4 жыл бұрын
4. Somebody ate the shit, puked it out, and shat it again.
@spicybeantofu 4 жыл бұрын
You let "meat" sit long enough in liquid it gets like that too. Look at people.
@TheGeoshark 9 жыл бұрын
You remember that episode of Spongebob where Mr Krabs sold the Krusty Krab and the new owner replaced the food with burger shaped goo that was spray painted to look like krabby patties? That's what that meat is.
@Nonyanomo 9 жыл бұрын
XD same wut i thought.
@adrianherrera2542 9 жыл бұрын
Your saying that this is the same thing?!!?!,?!?! I'm not surprised.
@someweeb3650 9 жыл бұрын
TheGeoshark that stuff looked more appetizing...
@ectoplasmoid7454 9 жыл бұрын
TheGeoshark YES!
@wiipigx6024 8 жыл бұрын
Basically
@buttsbutts7858 9 жыл бұрын
"Who actually wants their entire meal all mixed together?" With some foods this actually works quite well. Pan-cooked American breakfast foods for instance. Hash browns + eggs + sausage + bacon, and sometimes even toast and/or pancakes taste great together.
@Niagaranobs 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@zuttoaragi8349 3 жыл бұрын
I with you right up until you mentioned throwing the toast in the skillet.
@StarcleBlaze 2 жыл бұрын
Did he forget what an English Breakfast was?
@bingbongdingdong867 2 жыл бұрын
@@zuttoaragi8349 ...I don't think that's necessarily what they meant.
@deaththereaper36 8 жыл бұрын
"Hunger Breaks" Breaks your fucking appetite.
@will_rage_quit2348 8 жыл бұрын
Don't fucking swear for fuck sake
@deaththereaper36 8 жыл бұрын
+Mais Knas okay, I am right on this simple fucking task
@will_rage_quit2348 8 жыл бұрын
RoundDuckMan what the fucking flying fuck did i say for fuck sake i fucking hate the word fuck because fuck is a fucking bad fucking word
@benelenium6648 8 жыл бұрын
But, the fucking word fits abso-fucking-lutely anywhere in a fucking sentence. Fuck!
@theroundduckman 8 жыл бұрын
Mais Knas Fucking hypocrite. ;) (Hopefully we all know we're FUCKING kidding here, amirite?) :P
@ameliaq.7481 8 жыл бұрын
"foreskins and eyelids" 😂
@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын
+Amelia Q. mmm, that's good eatin'!
@MajorMalfunction 8 жыл бұрын
In Australia we use lips and arseholes.
@N3WBTASTIC 8 жыл бұрын
Everything a growing child needs!
@bigdickricky 7 жыл бұрын
Amelia Q. They're... They're the same thing...
@MansMan42069 7 жыл бұрын
Toxic Potato So have everyone else
@TheAussieStig30 8 жыл бұрын
Well, I gotta say, for that week my wife goes away and I can't be arsed to go shopping, and I eat tinned food for a week, I would definitely eat that, throw on a fried egg, some toast, and some bacon and I'd be rather happy, as would my dog, mostly because he seems to enjoy his flatulence, and partly because it would be quite similar to what the fat bastard of a beagle thing normally has in his bowl, the great ungrateful bastard.
@Quethonable 8 жыл бұрын
I'm on my phone so I can't give you a like, so have a comment instead
@scoundrelneo913 8 жыл бұрын
You can't be that lazy not to go shopping.
@notadoctor9041 8 жыл бұрын
+Macdeas I laughed harder at this comment than u shouldve
@notadoctor9041 8 жыл бұрын
+Weston Hull *I should've
@bscanlan5307 8 жыл бұрын
+Macdeas me too
@bubben16 10 жыл бұрын
THE LEGEND OF ASHENS, OCARINA OF POUNDLAND
@TheGamerWithMore 10 жыл бұрын
Ha! Classic Joke!
@NOKRONSUCKS 10 жыл бұрын
You profile picture just makes that joke better XD
@K4RN4GE911 10 жыл бұрын
*in the tune of Song of Storms* Song of tat, song of tat, Ashens is reviewing that Food that makes us sick And cheap toys made by pricks. Song of tat, song of tat, Merchandise that fell so flat. This is the song of tat.
@MY5TCrimson 9 жыл бұрын
"Hunger Breaks. It certainly does."
@timmythex9684 8 жыл бұрын
It's almost like we watched the same video!
@TomboyCEO 8 жыл бұрын
+Timmy Thex impossible!
@cottontaelle 8 жыл бұрын
+MY5TCrimson oh hi junko
@tinacarter1255 10 жыл бұрын
Hunger Breaks = The LJN of Food
@carpediem4887 6 жыл бұрын
Tina Carter taste the rainbow
@jm-sh6qr 5 жыл бұрын
@@carpediem4887 except for it's not a rainbow, it's a unicorn pissing directly into the air.
@cobaltdev 4 жыл бұрын
That Spider-Man game didn’t suck though
@Niagaranobs 3 жыл бұрын
Laughin jokein numbnuts
@BackPalSA 5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to me that Ashens' content has basically been the same since he started over a decade ago. And it's really good.
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
He did a roundup of everything he's ever put on the main channel for his 15th anniversary and it just felt like one very long, very weird video.
@phantomtoast5747 7 жыл бұрын
"A really poor anagram of vomit." I will never see the word 'Vimto' in the same way, LOL
@Wemius61 7 ай бұрын
Same. I'd never noticed that before.
@xINVISIGOTHx 6 жыл бұрын
what would you do if you came home one day and someone had broken in and stolen your brown couch?
@rebeccafons6679 2 жыл бұрын
He actually made a video about that it was literally called "who stole my sofa?" It was a comedy sketch of course, and a really funny one at that. no one actually stole his sofa.
@peterclarke7240 2 жыл бұрын
Wish them the best of British luck and hope they don't look down the back? 😂
@BenKuyt64 8 жыл бұрын
This food looks like the last generation of shooter games. Just brown.
@tailweave8897 8 жыл бұрын
snap
@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus 7 жыл бұрын
BROWN (RegularCarReviews reference)
@hexyko4850 4 жыл бұрын
Check out TV Tropes - Real Is Brown.
@andrewwalker9960 4 жыл бұрын
DerCrawlerVomUrAnus EZRA POUND
@Niagaranobs 3 жыл бұрын
?
@toshineon 9 жыл бұрын
So, uhh... I found a can of The Big BBQ in an English import shop here in Sweden, for the equivalent of £3! A bit expensive, but I have to try it in person, I'm gonna have it for lunch later. Hopefully, I won't die.
@toshineon 9 жыл бұрын
***** Disgusting. Much like Ashens said, there no flavor to it at all, other than a vague cheap barbecue flavor. The meat is spongy and slimy. Words cannot adequately describe the horror.
@thevashfan12392 9 жыл бұрын
toshineon I had it myself and it tasted BETTER than the dreaded SCHOOL FOOD (my school food tastes like nothing and texture of ridiculous slime or some kind of congealed fat, they call it nutritious I call it torture!)
@toshineon 9 жыл бұрын
thevashfan12392 I would not wanna attend your school. Back when I went to high school, the food sure was terrible, but nowhere near as bad as this.
@thevashfan12392 9 жыл бұрын
toshineon and turns out my final year at this fucking solitary wing at the "let's be a bigger prick than an american trying to be british" school is the food service that serves us heart attack meals is going to drop out of serving this shit! (they could'nt have done this at least 12 years ago? 15 years of this endless fucking shit along with a school that is about as comforting as a sadist with a blade whip as a flogging tool!)
@NRaah 9 жыл бұрын
thevashfan12392 15 years of school? Is that including college?
@DarthFrodo 9 жыл бұрын
I worked in a processing plant in Savannah that made hot dogs and sausages. They used real meat (beef and pork) but the mixture was emulsified to resemble a pasty liquid. All meat texture was removed and TVP (textured vegetable protein) was added to it. Then spices and tons of sodium was added to give the goo taste. It didn't help much. What you attempted to consume looked alot of what the plant put out.
@robertsroberts1688 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Frodo taking the soul out of meat and injecting emptyness
@jm-sh6qr 5 жыл бұрын
tvp is my mortal enemy
@Niagaranobs 3 жыл бұрын
Good to know.
@1984isnotamanual Жыл бұрын
Gotta get a good brand like Hebrew national or nathans
@gentleman7407 8 жыл бұрын
The worst part is, I'd probably still eat this if I had nothing else to eat....
@EnterJustice 8 жыл бұрын
Hunger is the best spice.
@_lun4r_ 7 жыл бұрын
I wanna eat that, but i have only 3 PLN, is it enough?
@SolidSonicTH 7 жыл бұрын
Well if you're on the verge of death and desperately need food...you can at least speed along the process of expiration by eating this.
@Gumba117 7 жыл бұрын
I think i ate this once i was really hungry and i was too lazy to just go to the store to get something it tasted alright i just ate it with toast thats it
@_lun4r_ 7 жыл бұрын
ah crap... it is 1 £ (5,06 PLN)
@Sick_Sara 9 жыл бұрын
Watching this at 1 in the morning made me hungry...
@hashambostan5453 9 жыл бұрын
Me too
@alicegates9611 8 жыл бұрын
+Sonus Didn't work.. got my dick caught in ceiling fan
@radoo4772 8 жыл бұрын
+Alice Gates You don't have one.
@lisaguest4845 8 жыл бұрын
+Max Kitten Not since the ceiling fan incident.
@Draco_-mk5zv 8 жыл бұрын
Watching this at 11:50 pm made me hungry
@ianthefifth7790 8 жыл бұрын
Probably tastes better than most American public school food.
@z_monty 4 жыл бұрын
IIRC school cafeterias use similar mixtures of canned food with frozen food, far from pleasant. Worked as a janitor in a public school for 3 months and the hardboiled egg smell of the kitchen will forever stick with me
@cottontaelle 7 жыл бұрын
the amount of times i've watched this ashens video is concerning
@tenderhold 7 жыл бұрын
same
@blueminkey200 7 жыл бұрын
SHSL Despair Enoshima Junko same here it's my favourite!
@michaelhall736 7 жыл бұрын
shiro arts badly Maybe that's why you became the psycho despair spreading bitch you are today.
@cottontaelle 5 жыл бұрын
hello. its 2 years later. watching this again
@joeysworld2946 8 жыл бұрын
Over the past few months I've watched this video about 3-4 times along with "the big breakfast" video - I don't know why but it doesn't matter how many times I watch these 2 videos I still find it interesting and amusing - we love you Ashens!
@joeysworld2946 8 жыл бұрын
I meant all day breakfast :-/
@Freedom0451 9 жыл бұрын
"This is basically a real version of bachelor chow" And so it begins
@123Crankface 7 жыл бұрын
just imagine how good this and the breakfast would actually be if they were made homemade
@noodles. 6 жыл бұрын
Gosh, I love your comment sections. It’s so refreshing to see it filled with people who actually care about the video!
@aaronmacy9134 3 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while when I’ve given up on life and can’t be bothered to get dressed to go to Safeway (we still have them here in the states) I crack open a tin of Busches Baked Beans, fry up a couple of Nathan’s brand hot dogs and plop the outcome on toast and eat it while watching this video because “at least I did better than that.”
@SupremeToafu 8 жыл бұрын
All of these Hunger Breaks Items remind me of something that would exist in the Fallout World.
@SupremeToafu 8 жыл бұрын
Reese Hanks True. True
@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this wouldnt be bad if you made it yourself. Make some baked beans, throw in some smoked sausages, some hamburger patties and some bacon... that would probably be good if homemade.
@stgigamovement Жыл бұрын
Oh definitely. My grandmother's chili recipe is a mixture of Ranch-Style beans with hamburger meat and spices, which ends up having a barbecue flavor. On Father's Day, there was pulled pork being served, but the barbecue sauce at her house activates my fructose malabsorption. Luckily, the pulled pork wasn't mixed with the sauce. So I decided to put the pulled pork meat inside the chili. At that moment I had effectively created something akin to a classier version of the contents of this can. When it comes to the other two cans by Hunger Breaks that Ashens reviewed, those are actually harder to do justice. If you tried the chicken nuggets from the Mixed Grill can, you would find that their breading disintegrates into the beans. The egg nuggets in the All-Day Breakfast can would absolutely not turn out well either. Nothing however would stop one from doing a combination of classier versions of all the cans so long as you omit the egg nuggets and chicken nuggets from your replica. The idea of having beans and meat together like in this can (especially this one given the egg nuggets and chicken nuggets in the other 2) was not a bad one. Hunger Breaks just had to make a lot of quality sacrifices to be able to sell the can this cheap. Reading the ingredients label that is in view in the Mixed Grill can video indicates that all the meat items are comprised partially of wheat products, most likely to save costs. Considering what these sit in, it is no surprise that they have the texture that they do. It's almost like dunking bread in water. If you want to do The Big Barbecue right, you'd want to add the relevant meats to whatever chili recipe you prefer. Also, my local market has pork items that are modeled after a New York steak. So putting one of THOSE in some ranch style beans with some hamburger patties cut into halves or quarters, as well as pork sausages that have natural casings, you can replicate this in a way that actually tastes good. For the burgers, I'd recommend using sirloin steak hamburger patties if you're focusing on quality. Also, making the beans yourself to your standards would actually be an even better idea than using store-bought canned beans assuming you have the ability to do so.
@Softshelldiety 8 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch these food specials I get oddly hungry.
@walnut3036 8 жыл бұрын
I like Bachelor Chow!!
@timmythex9684 8 жыл бұрын
You made this channel JUST to make a joke... I award you the medal of honour.
@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын
+John Zoidberg me too! it now has TASTE! :D
@purplepotato3004 8 жыл бұрын
I subscribed because of your dedication to comedy
@notadoctor9041 8 жыл бұрын
+Purple Potato lol
@MajorMalfunction 8 жыл бұрын
I'd add some worcestershire and tabasco. Bellissimo! Mwah!
@MrLordBear 8 жыл бұрын
It's funny because I go to my local Poundland quite often and I never see any of these products in there. It makes me wonder if they watch your reviews.
@kiwisparkle1014 7 жыл бұрын
Anonymous pretty sure they do. @-@)
@Ginupseed 7 жыл бұрын
Anonymous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Poundland?
@MrLordBear 7 жыл бұрын
Yes that is the name if the store.
@Ginupseed 7 жыл бұрын
I know. :p
@jack2631 10 жыл бұрын
I like watching Ashens looking at food while eating, it makes my food look, small and taste more delicious :P
@PumpkinPails 8 жыл бұрын
I kind of want to make that now, but with fresh ingredients. Ranch Style beans with some grilled hot dogs and hamburger patties. Yum! I bet it'd be great to eat while out camping.
@PumpkinPails 8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Blackthorn I bet you're a mouth breathing dank dweller that happened across that word today and couldn't wait to spread it all over the internet like it was something novel.
@irbful 8 жыл бұрын
+GummyTumor I think the thermostat just broke! BECAUSE YOU JUST ROASTED HIM!
@FinalStarman95 8 жыл бұрын
+Jack Blackthorn MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED YAAAHHH!
@SharkNinjaBlueStar 7 жыл бұрын
GummyTumor that...actually sounds kinda nice, to be honest.
@amaethon2117 6 жыл бұрын
Jack Blackthorn u still got 3rd degree burns?
@SuperS0nic644 8 жыл бұрын
I actually really like canned food like this. That says a lot about my taste in food.
@StarluckZX 8 жыл бұрын
it's not terrible
@gandalfwiz20007 8 жыл бұрын
you should try this www.google.ro/search?espv=2&biw=1680&bih=949&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=mazare+cu+pui+scania+sibiu&oq=mazare+cu+pui+scania+sibiu&gs_l=img.3...12534.14282.0.14619.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.eprnk%2Ctoken%3Doa...0...1.1.64.img..0.0.0.U865f-ZDs2o#imgrc=e_dt-XZYDVpsDM%3A
@Rapture1008 8 жыл бұрын
WTF, un alt roman care se uita la Ashens?
@gandalfwiz20007 8 жыл бұрын
Rapture1008 si sunt unul din cei mai vechi abonati :)) din 2007
@Rapture1008 8 жыл бұрын
***** Respect, eu doar anul trecut m-am abonat :)
@RavenBlacke 9 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for the needed laugh after work. I'm also glad to know that what we Americans call "food" from cans is about par for the course.
@kingofnothing4208 7 жыл бұрын
this is basically what the Mc'rib is made of
@BusStopProductions. 4 жыл бұрын
Hungry Breaks also produces "All Day Breakfast In A Can"
@usakitsukino5844 10 жыл бұрын
"...not made from the best parts of the animal..." i love these types of videos =w=
@ianian14ify 10 жыл бұрын
call me crazy and idiotic but i wanna try all of the food he reviews
@amethystooze2203 9 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@bingoisafemale5364 9 жыл бұрын
Ian Hearn About that egg with black yolk.
@ianian14ify 9 жыл бұрын
hell naw
@gundamnduke0 9 жыл бұрын
Captain Guy You know, we Chinese put that in rice porridge and eat it as breakfast all the time. Well, not me though, I don't like the leather egg taste.
@bingoisafemale5364 9 жыл бұрын
Ken Chen Is this a gullibility test or are you serious?
@jacobgarvey11 10 жыл бұрын
wow 444 thousand views. Never seen that before. and why wasnt ashens in KZfaq rewind with Slow mo guys
@helpimarock66 8 жыл бұрын
The amount of people in the comments saying that they actually like food like this. I wish for better times for each and every one of you, you poor, sorely depressed sods.
@alexeverett308 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Rees A nuclear apocalypse is the only acceptable time to eat this. Unless you film it and put it on KZfaq I guess...
@helpimarock66 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Everett-last I guess, but then again, I'd rather eat dirt.
@RemixedVoice 7 жыл бұрын
We eat healthy and what is good for you, that's why Asians live to be 120
@michaelhall736 7 жыл бұрын
Alex Rees There's the word. Poor. This stuff is a poor person delicacy. Besides, it doesn't look that bad. Look like your everyday beans and wieners.
@helpimarock66 7 жыл бұрын
michael hall I get what you mean, but still, even poor people can afford better food than this...
@LeStupidBlonde 9 жыл бұрын
Is it bad, The Big BBQ actually looks good to me?
@jkjklol1000 9 жыл бұрын
yes....
@TinShadowcat 9 жыл бұрын
As a broke college student, I would absolutely eat this.
@Enverex 9 жыл бұрын
My dad used to buy them all the time, I really liked them. Not sure if Ashens had a duff one or if we have very differing tastes.
@jaspertaawesome1932 9 жыл бұрын
Yep they look 😛😛😛
@ClaireClown7 9 жыл бұрын
Very... If I would eat that, I would easily be turned off. It would taste like very greasy worse tasting chicken or something.
@StormsparkPegasus 9 жыл бұрын
This doesn't look TOO bad. I mean, I'm sure it's not great. But if you don't mind cheap food, and you're in a situation where all you have is a microwave, it's probably better than starving. I'd rather have something bland and cheap than something I actively dislike the taste of.
@YerfdogGames 8 жыл бұрын
Just cook a tin of beans.
@StormsparkPegasus 8 жыл бұрын
+α Sir Rexi Me too. But the only place to get this stuff in the US is from Amazon, and due to it being a UK import, it costs $8-$9/can. Definitely not worth it at that price.
@StormsparkPegasus 8 жыл бұрын
+α Sir Rexi They are. In the UK. But they aren't sold in the US, and importing them costs money.
@StormsparkPegasus 8 жыл бұрын
+262sdh Agreed. Bland >>>>>> bad taste any day. I actually want to try a can of this, I just don't want to pay $9 a can to import it from the UK. But yeah, a dash of MSG, a dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce, and I bet it'd be pretty good.
@youforget1000thingsaday 8 жыл бұрын
Better learn how to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich. 😂
@GundamSeeDMode 8 жыл бұрын
When you thought you've seen it all. "Candy Spray". Good God.
@ThugNugget_.45 8 жыл бұрын
You've never seen that before? Its everywhere lmao
@MrTheil 8 жыл бұрын
Never had Warheads spray?
@GundamSeeDMode 8 жыл бұрын
Never had candy sprays or even seen one. Period.
@MrTheil 8 жыл бұрын
+Athrun Zala They're actually pretty good.
@GundamSeeDMode 8 жыл бұрын
Well id certainly like to try one
@DannyRice01 9 жыл бұрын
The whole spray sweet was cool in my school for a while. Mostly because you could fill it with water and soak people
@harrisondenton2621 Жыл бұрын
Im ashamed to admit i used to love those spray sweet things as a kid lol
@gloomiy Жыл бұрын
same lol
@insertaverygenericnamehere 4 жыл бұрын
2020: People are buying this because of Corona
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
I had a week where genuinely all I consumed was Brandy Manhattans and even I wouldn't touch that.
@daveyboy8320 10 жыл бұрын
I actually had tears running down my cheeks I was laughing so hard as you described the smorgasbord from that can. Looks wonderful. Funny video man.
@tomcio12341 3 жыл бұрын
like every year ... i'm back . We need more food specials. ;-) after 5 years i'm sort of tired of rewatching old specials
@sex_man_3788 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think we'll get any new ones at this point. I've seen over the years that all the shite food the Ashens used to review don't really exist in Poundland anymore, it's all branded stuff or it's higher quality unbranded stuff (twin peaks being an example of higher quality unbranded stuff)
@TheNathanNS 9 жыл бұрын
0 - 5 fat onions. hahaha
@matthewranger7578 9 жыл бұрын
Omg Michael its u again!
@BassTechnologic 9 жыл бұрын
Honestly that looks delicious if you're Hungry
@doncsicso81 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing`s better than re-watching these old videos while having lunch :D :D
@coolnerd8730 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched something really creepy so now I need Ashens to cleanse my mind.
@TheDevilVaper 7 жыл бұрын
And now I'm tempted to pop down the shops to get a tinned beans/"meat" product. I haven't had them for years!
@punkem733 7 жыл бұрын
Always nice to realize the meat portions came from probably 67 different animals from 4-5 butchering plants.
@Logicalspy 7 жыл бұрын
#stillnotvegan
@punkem733 7 жыл бұрын
Mee too, I just don't eat hot dogs, or sausages unless I make them. Same goes for hamburgers, I have to grind my own meat.
@r4ndom7000 7 жыл бұрын
+Logicalspy #nobodycares
@MusicMushi 6 жыл бұрын
I remember spray candy stuff being popular with my family at least during summer like to the pool or something or on family car trips. Something about it being perpetually less of a potential mess than other candies like chocolate or sticky suckers and things. So there's a use for the Vimto but yeah the sprays were usually pretty grossly concentrated.
@OfficialFire 6 жыл бұрын
I love rewatching these
@YaBoiYoda 8 жыл бұрын
90% sure Ashens voiced codsworth from fallout 4
@zombiekiller515 8 жыл бұрын
Sounds nothing like him...
@YaBoiYoda 8 жыл бұрын
Thomas Parsley What are you fucking gay dude?
@PerfectMinecraftCast 8 жыл бұрын
+BloodGamingChannel On what do you base that statement?
@PerfectMinecraftCast 8 жыл бұрын
+BloodGamingChannel On what do you base that statement?
@YaBoiYoda 8 жыл бұрын
***** the fact that I was playing the game and listening to this video at the same time. At some points I got confused
@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын
it's 49% FORTY NINE PERCENT of a grown persons recommended salt load/intake! OF COURSE it's gonna taste salt! XD
@RangerSnow 8 жыл бұрын
every time i see this video pop up in my recommended videos i always get really hungry for baked beans
@danikabrownPhD 6 жыл бұрын
I've watched a LOT of Ashens videos. But by far my favourite quote out of all of them- or, in fact, any video ever- is 'foreskins and eyelids'. I was not prepared for that gold.
@paulcresswell6268 5 жыл бұрын
Add some to your Brexit stockpile.
@nikko8P 10 жыл бұрын
I'm getting hungry watching this, however.
@darrenrobins6575 5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I'm only just watching this, but I also can't believe that we actually had the exact same plates back in the 70s/80s 👍👍😂😂
@sscislowicz739 10 жыл бұрын
You know you're hungry when this looks SO good!
@Jaybird196 4 жыл бұрын
And, perhaps, a bit drunk ;) .
@BloodyBobJr 10 жыл бұрын
Is it just me.. or does that stuff look like hunks of shit floating in a plate of fresh warm vomit?
@ThePineappleKnight932 10 жыл бұрын
Im eating right now arsehole! :(
@emoyak8795 9 жыл бұрын
Official GreenConsole Some people are masochistic.
@superlongmegauberusername301 9 жыл бұрын
Vernon682 Are you insane!?
@crackedemerald4930 6 жыл бұрын
Dark Light he got sick for our sins!
@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 5 жыл бұрын
Warm being the operative word
@pixelgaming4603 8 жыл бұрын
I'd rather use Heinz beans on toast and other breakfasts.
@swicker3 8 жыл бұрын
ugh....I mean, ugh.
@kiwisparkle1014 7 жыл бұрын
sam wicker Don't knock it till you try it :T
@MaximumJEJchannel 6 жыл бұрын
stfu Sam that shit is good
@aliencatcrew3336 6 жыл бұрын
Love how this is done on a couch lol
@h-ideas7217 5 жыл бұрын
I will say, as an adult i love variety in my meals, but after the first time having something. Ill just combine all the sides and main part of the meal together. Like Chipotle Mexican Grill. (Former employee) When getting a bowl, ill mix my rice, beans, meat, salsa and such into one uniform "chili/gumbo/paste/"
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 7 жыл бұрын
as a wise man once said, if it doesn't contain meat, it's a snack.
@MagicMinecart 10 жыл бұрын
... something that tastes of nothing but salt... I would eat that in a jiffy.
@conck 10 жыл бұрын
Try eating salt.
@thebeef45 10 жыл бұрын
Tastes of nothing but salt sounds just like British food
@logamac 10 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu Mythos American*
@punji73 10 жыл бұрын
good beer drinking food
@kbvgbknm 10 жыл бұрын
You must really enjoy mcdonald's fries.
@phantomhurricane666 Жыл бұрын
those 'spray sweets' were belting, back in the 90's and noughties.
@will9703 11 ай бұрын
>I think society ended somewhere around here. (4:49) Video was released in 2012. If you didn't know, the world happened to end in 2012. Ashens is one of our oracles.
@flightgearHD 12 күн бұрын
Yes
@MatthewNash92 10 жыл бұрын
I dont have a fucking clue how i got here.
@MisterTorgueHighFiveFlexington 10 жыл бұрын
You're in for a ride now :D
@dylc413 10 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rios hes not gonna know what hit him in the world of excellent confusion
@MatthewNash92 10 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rios haha i know man im hooked, funny stuff :)
@dylc413 10 жыл бұрын
Matthew Nash the quest for the game child is ashens in a nutshell, go check it out if you haven't already
@sue-eporcine2214 10 жыл бұрын
your jus one of da most lucky people on da face of da world, iz all. :P
@cheaptoysandcheaptoysnotgr8627 8 жыл бұрын
random slightly related fact: a tin of beans has more sugar than a tin of Monster Energy(c).
@cossrabales9093 8 жыл бұрын
because monster doesn't come in tins
@Trivialise 7 жыл бұрын
This is in a can and Monster is in a can. Screw your commie terminology.
@gmo4250 5 жыл бұрын
No, I Didn’t believe this so I had to check the information on the cans. Heinz beans, about 20g per 410g tin. Monster, 55g per 500ml tin.
@ThompsoKat 9 жыл бұрын
The awkward moment when you get a birds eye advert between ashens food videos
@Pershingtank 9 жыл бұрын
"Who actually wants their entire meal all mixed together?" Mr Creosote?
@McKlunkers 3 жыл бұрын
I used to eat these all the time at work, cold, straight out of the tin (they were cheap). They aren't great but they aren't the worst thing I've eaten. Just kinda bland, mystery meat with crap beans.
@10191927 8 жыл бұрын
I'll stick with a grill and charcoal, and real meat.
@araptorwearingahat7735 8 жыл бұрын
Smart lad you are
@DoggoTheBestWarden 11 жыл бұрын
I saw the whole range of these...food...things...I almost bought one just to see what it tasted like. Then i remembered we have Ashens for that.
@gothicraver89 10 жыл бұрын
I watch these videos everyday and each day I get more and more curious on what the stuff you eat tastes like, I just want to try hunger breaks so badly XD
@Poppins242 2 жыл бұрын
Did you you try them?
@gothicraver89 2 жыл бұрын
@@Poppins242 no sadly.
@toxoplasicity 8 жыл бұрын
I THINK I PUKED
@toxoplasicity 8 жыл бұрын
OUT MY ASS
@Chillius 10 жыл бұрын
I live near a shop called "Londis" and Honestly, They sell Hunger Breaks!
@dannyfirewillkillyou723 10 жыл бұрын
So does Sainsburys... =(
@Chillius 10 жыл бұрын
I eat better things.
@Chillius 10 жыл бұрын
I also live near one of those.
@Chillius 10 жыл бұрын
Right now i'm on holiday so I was meant to say "I'm near one of those"
@theimben 10 жыл бұрын
I do my weekly shop in a Londis. Can't fault them at all.
@kevinpatrickcarey3741 7 жыл бұрын
the Big BBQ looks exactly like All Day Breakfast
@ruijipikunitsuku 11 жыл бұрын
"Hmm, I'm kinda hungry." *watches video* "oh, nevermind. *wretch*"
@its_ruhan 8 жыл бұрын
sometimes I think he complains that he can't taste things because his nose is blocked
@kobkob1928 9 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think sad onion should be a meme
@aglassofpurifiedwaterlastn1513 6 жыл бұрын
I've seen nearly every other food special. This is the first one to make me feel I'll.
@epiendless1128 7 жыл бұрын
I was feeling smug about having a higher quality version of this in my cupboard (Sainsbury's, not your Poundland rubbish!), until I checked and.. it's the same product. This is what I'd eat on those very rare occasions when I do need a big breakfast but don't have time to cook from fresh.
@AxisX7 9 жыл бұрын
I wonder...are there any cheap Poundland foods that are *actually* good?
@Mechimmortal 3 жыл бұрын
As a carnivore, I genuinely feel sad for the animal that died for this trash-ass product.
@lambda2657 3 жыл бұрын
like god damn, this seems to me like actual matter, there is no food here, its just salty matter
@DoctorKamino 2 жыл бұрын
i love how his landline is ringing in the background.
@ianvicedomini2648 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree with you mate. Mobile phones were the first to cause a lack of respect and laziness and now processed food in a can lol
@TomandLou2 9 жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for you Brits. We have nothing that bad in American Dollar Trees or 99¢ stores
@TomandLou2 9 жыл бұрын
Ayub Amin lol
@TankManHeavy 9 жыл бұрын
Debatable, I saw a whole chicken in a can? :l
@matthewranger7578 9 жыл бұрын
Actually everything else there isn't too bad. They sell shampoo, cleaning kits and mugz. It's just the food that's awfull
@girlsdrinkfeck 9 жыл бұрын
but i bet that dollar store is filled with american confectionery ,which is the worst in the world
@girlsdrinkfeck 9 жыл бұрын
IANFINITY_333 hersheys ? i heard that tastes like shit , isee you was being sarcastic ,well then ,good on u sir ,BYEEE
@swicker3 8 жыл бұрын
Dang, I'm zero years old. Guess no vomit for me!
@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens. Tastes them so we don't have to! Not all superheroes wear capes!
@BlueMoon1890 7 жыл бұрын
Here in America, the whole spray candy thing is a lot more popular, but it's usually sour flavored.
@N3WBTASTIC 8 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the more I rewatch this video the more I want to eat that stuff
@Hayley_Bailey 8 жыл бұрын
same O.o
@BatXDude 8 жыл бұрын
It's not that bad. Put it with toast and it's pretty decent. Even the All day Breakfast one is alright on toast.
@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын
that steaklet looks like a kidney!... omg... THAT is what it IS, isn't it??! ANSWER ME!! (throws stuff around)
@blue_binch2905 8 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this in ages god so much memories.
@supaschwamal 9 жыл бұрын
i like watching this while eating a snack. it's very appetising.
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