Poundland Special: Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck

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ashens

9 жыл бұрын

WARNING: Review may be cursed. Use protective totems.

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@kayvahn2141 9 жыл бұрын

*NOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?!? YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX WTF WTF WTF!!!! IF YOU WOULD'VE KEPT THAT IN THE PACKAGE FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORTH LITERALLY COUPLES OF POUNDS!!!!!!!*

@rileyjarvis1702 9 жыл бұрын

WHY ASHENS!!!!!!

@gray007nl 9 жыл бұрын

Jon Alanoor That's 100% more than it cost ASHENS YOU FOOL!

@georgehausmannswoboda5553 9 жыл бұрын

Jon Alanoor "could"

@gray007nl 9 жыл бұрын

johncynical has swag Dude srsly, this is definitely sarcasm you should've picked up on.

@migueeeelet 9 жыл бұрын

Johan Hoekstra I think he's just highlighting the "could"

@hypotheticaltapeworm 8 жыл бұрын

"Benito, Benito II, Benito III, Benito IV, and HAIR BOY" Brilliant. Pure genius.

@robertthegamer_0 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MrSnake-dh3hu 4 жыл бұрын

You fucking TWATS!

@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 жыл бұрын

@@MrSnake-dh3hu Yeah, isn't Hair Boy supposed to be called Benito V?

@DLBBALL 3 жыл бұрын

@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi What about just “Mussolini”?

@HashiNuke Жыл бұрын

I also remember their names being that

@LordPoppy 7 жыл бұрын

I used to manage a Dollar Store. Smart-ass people would come up all the time "How much is this" I'd reply someone like five dollars. and they'd freak out "The tag says it's a dollar!" and I'd reply "Then why'd ya ask?"

@quinnthackergaming4103 6 жыл бұрын

Stuff at dollar stores aren't always the same price so...

@neyoid 6 жыл бұрын

At the Dollar Tree everything is $1 or less.

@quinnthackergaming4103 6 жыл бұрын

Atomicnes not always

@neyoid 6 жыл бұрын

I said at DOLLAR TREE. Not a Dollar General or a Family Dollar.

@metallicarabbit 6 жыл бұрын

quinnthacker gaming yes ALWAYS, at DOLLAR TREE everything most certainly IS a dollar.

@AarONDACaRrOT 9 жыл бұрын

I just watched a 38 year old man count toy soldiers. I can see i have finally reached the pinnacle of my life.

@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын

Head on, apply directly to the forehead. To truly reach the pinnacle of your life, go watch the KZfaq Poop Ashens and the Tat of Doom.

@kduhtdkzrt 5 жыл бұрын

@@andymadden8183 Just did so. I'd call that one of my low pionts.

@goldfishzzz 4 жыл бұрын

Damn Ashens is 38? I thought he was younger than that.

@laceypeycke9532 4 жыл бұрын

Shmoopy I guess 42 now

@KirbyMario12345_939 Жыл бұрын

@@laceypeycke9532 Ashens was born in 1976. He'll be 47 in December this year.

@TofranBohk 9 жыл бұрын

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

@sheldonwhiteside9899 9 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment this

@TheLastRaven6 9 жыл бұрын

t0f0b0 DAMN YOU! You beat me to it by 3 minutes....THERE WILL BE VENEGACE!

@SackToTheFuture 9 жыл бұрын

t0f0b0 Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink Five Hour Energy.

@TheGenericNerd 9 жыл бұрын

t0f0b0 say what you will. we all remember the bloody slogan, so it worked.

@kristina80ification 9 жыл бұрын

***** Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead

@Thunderbirds101 9 жыл бұрын

Poundland Trucking _An Excellent Shipping Company_

@jorgeasalas 9 жыл бұрын

Poundland: The UK equivalent to the USA DollarTree

@AMSMArmyMenStopMotion 9 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@brandon1333 9 жыл бұрын

Thunderbirds101 They are exellent csgoknives4free.com/r/RWOlQqHdMV

@gimpedninja8448 9 жыл бұрын

Thunderbirds101 Single axle truck, tri-axle trailer. Cus why not

@pacomax123456789 9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Barajas you know that you can visit your own link don't you?

@legos2011 7 жыл бұрын

Head on, apply directly to the forehead.

@ZacHawkins42 6 жыл бұрын

Nuka Charming The Unicorn King I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that, can you repeat it 42 more times?

@mesozoic8879 5 жыл бұрын

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@theoneupbrick4823 3 жыл бұрын

@@mesozoic8879 y

@borederlands5387 8 жыл бұрын

Head Soothe. Apply direct to forehead. Head Soothe. Apply direct to forehead.

@dysonburt3309 7 жыл бұрын

Head Soothe. Apply directly to forehead.

@dysonburt3309 7 жыл бұрын

head soothe. apply directly to forehead

@rickmarr4478 7 жыл бұрын

Oh God the Disaster Movie, the movie was very bad, but that part was funny.

@still0114 7 жыл бұрын

geaherof ot tcerid ylppa ethoos daeh

@annddyy 7 жыл бұрын

Oberto K oh did you know, Head soothe, apply directly to the forehead! or you will find out it does shit all 😂

@KaikipBT7 9 жыл бұрын

Oh god the couch has been tainted panic PANIC

@MeAuntieNora 9 жыл бұрын

KaikipBT7 The couch has survived worse.

@rareblues78daddy 9 жыл бұрын

Me Auntie Nora If it can survive Dancin' Jar Jar, it can survive anything.

@AlyxxTheRat 9 жыл бұрын

KaikipBT7 You must be new here

@Heroinacup 9 жыл бұрын

Don't worry. That couch has survived a rodent infestation, a catapillar that sings obscure beatle songs, and rabbits. (I could be wrong about the existence of the rabbits though.) It can survive this.

@fimbles1015 9 жыл бұрын

KaikipBT7 Stick the cushion in the freezer and it should come off in chunks.

@Ray_Vun 9 жыл бұрын

i bet you never thought one direction would get you all sticky and fill your mouth with a strange taste

@madmaddox1595 9 жыл бұрын

I did

@RenaTurnip 9 жыл бұрын

Syaoran Li No, but I bet I DEFINITELY never thought I'd hear this from Syaoran.

@oddggear8802 9 жыл бұрын

Syaoran Li The fan girls do.

@thatguy2454 9 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh I just found that too funny

@ashenssofa1133 9 жыл бұрын

Syaoran Li He never thought One Direction would leave residue on his sofa either.

@crackster234 8 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, I was a bit disappointed that you didn't use the head soothe on the potato alien.

@hsbs3472 7 жыл бұрын

I think I pissed myself a little when he opened the gum lol

@teddylong2590 4 жыл бұрын

You know Ashens is really George Michael !!

@user-yk3zp2wp5g 4 жыл бұрын

Enit

@Meggmot 9 жыл бұрын

RIP in pepperonis spare battery and couch cushion.

@MattJay. 9 жыл бұрын

Rip in chipotle butter, paste be width ew.

@GatlingPea32 9 жыл бұрын

Rest in Poundland*

@MartyTheGamer 7 жыл бұрын

Is the sticker in the One Direction package supposed to be used to line up the gum dust and snort it?

@joshybosley391 7 жыл бұрын

MartyTheGamer well that's what I've been using mine for, so I hope so.

@MartyTheGamer 7 жыл бұрын

An excellent conclusion

@comradeurod9805 7 жыл бұрын

MartyTheGamer an excellent comment

@Mush253 6 жыл бұрын

Jebus Kristi An excellent reply.

@DhonJoe 4 жыл бұрын

@buzzingsigndiner397 8 жыл бұрын

Benito 1, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4, and Hairboy.

@kotapippen 8 жыл бұрын

*opens package* YOU FUCKING TWATS!

@buzzingsigndiner397 8 жыл бұрын

GamingPenguin You have failed us, Benitos 1-4 and Hairboy!

@braedenhoyng6385 8 жыл бұрын

+GamingPenguin lol

@themastermindwithahat607 7 жыл бұрын

+Ser Twenty Of House Goodmen the band just hasn't been the same since Benito 3 left

@DASyam-tb7qt 7 жыл бұрын

Ser Twenty Of House Goodmen it is the reference to Billy, the bread knife who was competing with the World's Sharpest Knife.

@theaether3124 7 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine if the sofa had sentience and had the same personality as ashens?

@Arcademan09 7 жыл бұрын

The Aether wait... the sofa was never speaking? *What other lies have I been fed?!*

@theaether3124 7 жыл бұрын

Lol 'I can't believe you spilt eggs on me do I look like a cheap piece of tat to you?!' it talks at the end of the sofa journey thing

@hollisrivenbark7250 5 жыл бұрын

The Aether how high are you?

@4cannibal 5 жыл бұрын

I've always wanted to sit on his face, that just might be the only way

@teddylong2590 4 жыл бұрын

Ashens is really George michael. That's why you cant see his face !!

@phantommanass 9 жыл бұрын

Good job Ashens, you read the ingredients and knew what they did, instead of seeing chemical names and freaking out like an idiot, not that I'd expect you to do so.

@EadmundIsenHealf 9 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone have "freaked out" over chemicals in a pseudo-medical topical solution?

@MagisterMalleus 9 жыл бұрын

Eadmund Isen-Healf you overestimate people. Who was that ridiculous woman who said something akin to "there is no acceptable level for any chemical"? Food Bitch, or something.

@phantommanass 9 жыл бұрын

Eadmund Isen-Healf Because so many idiots see chemical names and say stupid shit about it being "soopur danjerizz"

@EadmundIsenHealf 9 жыл бұрын

Badatstuff Crazy conspiracy theorists are kind of the exception, not the rule.

@KirbyMario12345_939 9 жыл бұрын

phantommanass Or the FDA. Instant noodles aren't cancerous, and the aspartame in 1 bottle of Diet Coke won't kill you.

@Gh0stClown 9 жыл бұрын

I've been looking into replacing my Deathadder, I think that pig thing would do the job.

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

Floobs it would probably last longer...

@akellman111 9 жыл бұрын

Lars Isaksen anti razer ignorance i see? Razer headsets are shit, no question but their mice and keyboards are very good, the keyboards could be better, and some like the corsair k70 are better, but the mice are really good indeed

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

Kellman Have used a lot of razer products, not headsets (bad sound) Love the feel of some of the mice, but they broke quite fast. (i know this might only have been mine, and that i could have used them badly) I see razer as a teen brand. For those who want bling rather than performance. Then again, i'm not really that great when it comes to performance myself... having a R.A.T 7 and ATH-ADG1

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

Natalie Payet I have not had problems with my r.a.t 7 at all for the years i've had it. But people do say it breaks a lot. I don't doubt that razer may make some good mice too. (like my r.a.t) Headsets however have horrid sound and build. For gaming you need something brighter not bassier, therfore go with something like akg, sennheiser or ATH.

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

Natalie Payet Especially now with the croma range... Really a mouspad with lights?... Recommend reading up on which Sennhiser would fit your sound preference, some are darker and some lighter. (all are really good and detailed tho)

@smithintern-tainment7868 2 жыл бұрын

As a big fan of wrestling, I can confirm that wrestlers carry briefcases everywhere they go and spend most of the time staring at hammers

@goodnightmyprince6734 Жыл бұрын

Does wrestlers have holes in thechests?

@TheLarryburns84 11 ай бұрын

@@goodnightmyprince6734 it'd be an interesting gimmick for sure- an actual wrestler masquerading as a bootleg dollar store toy one 😂😂

@royalcrumble2384 10 ай бұрын

I mean, if it was some sort of terrible irs triple h fusion they were going for, they might be onto something

@Anniecravens 8 жыл бұрын

the army men look like the human equivalent of beef jerky

@StimorolChewingGum 9 жыл бұрын

Awww, poor piggy! That's one of the best Poundland products I've seen. The best probably being a 8-in-1 memory card reader that actually WORKS.

@Kitsune0268 9 жыл бұрын

*_"I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE IN SOME SORT OF PACKAGE!"_* he exclaims after ripping open the _package._

@liamgrist7799 Жыл бұрын

“YOU FUCKING TWATS” him realising that the gum was not in a Package

@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын

I think by this point, we've learned that if you make your piece of electronic equipment look like a pig, it'll work well.

@FrankFerret 6 жыл бұрын

Jeez, I googled Chris Rea when he mentioned him then found out that he'd just collapsed on stage. When a two-year-old video randomly gives you startling news.

@ThePlacehole 9 жыл бұрын

I can't miss the chance to see the fright in someones eyes, when they need to borrow a pen and I hand them a _Jesus pen_.

@Tarantel666 9 жыл бұрын

Jokerine Borealis Surely not me! I would *RUN* with that fucker! EVERYONE needs Jesus in his life!

@OneGrumpyCat 9 жыл бұрын

I just want the pen so that I can say: "You need Jesus in your life!" *Hands them the pen*

@chinkkat 8 жыл бұрын

+DoesAnyoneOnThisPlanetReallyNeedThisManyCharactersToInputHisName god damn it, its chris rea in a toga with a chocolate coin stuck to the back of his head not bloody jesus!

@DJCum2Fast 9 жыл бұрын

"Is that a foot in a flip-Flop" - " You fucking TWATS..." - Ashens 2015 11:40

@DJCum2Fast 9 жыл бұрын

14:43 *

@regionalatbest5308 9 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard 😂

@DJCum2Fast 9 жыл бұрын

Haha ms too 😂

@thekingsman9773 9 жыл бұрын

Don't speak about feet, it will only fuel KeegantheHedgehog's weird fetish

@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108 9 жыл бұрын

josh kirby KeegantheHedgehog... Percy's feet.... * shudders *

@MrZega000 Жыл бұрын

Watching him remember the "apply directly to forehead" commercial was fascinating. I'll remember that ad until the day I die; it was so incessant.

@reeseronithemacaroni8946 8 жыл бұрын

The url has the word bUM in it.

@megaclone1000 5 жыл бұрын

xD FUNNY LUL

@Coasterfan312 9 жыл бұрын

Transformers were the ultimate twisty tie culprit.

@retardedgoose6912 9 жыл бұрын

I clicked ton the video cuz I thought the thumbnail said cum not gum

@blobgaming2280 9 жыл бұрын

ReTaRdEdGoOsE Why did you reply to this comment saying that it had no relevance?

@Coasterfan312 9 жыл бұрын

BlobGaming Because the internet ¬_¬

@blobgaming2280 9 жыл бұрын

***** I guess...

@joekromer8387 9 жыл бұрын

BlobGaming and now, in related news, dank memes.

@FabulousSatoshiMochida 9 жыл бұрын

"If you plan on collecting them I suggest you leave them in the box then leave the box in the shop"

@robertthegamer_0 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@mr.hiroshimablood7445 5 жыл бұрын

Probably never heard this before but I use your videos to remove stress because of your humor I almost instantly forget about my problems... thanks for that man.

@micahreid5553 7 жыл бұрын

9:00 all the americans watching start chanting, "headon apply directly to the forehead, headon apply directly to the forehead"

@M3iscool 8 жыл бұрын

"Up next-- Jesus pen." PAHAHAA WTF?!

@tonymassi1116 6 жыл бұрын

Cat From The Future I love jesus and you should to!

@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын

But in pen form, you have to question why that was created.

@MovieCrackdownMB 9 жыл бұрын

"WARNING: Review may be cursed. Use protective totems." Its true, now every shop I enter is Poundland and Ashens is behind every till. Help me.

@2112austin 8 жыл бұрын

"You fucking twats!" -Ashens 2015

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 жыл бұрын

I replayed that a couple times lol

@BunnLilah 3 ай бұрын

My favorite bit of that reaction is he gets angry as if the boy band intentionally wanted that to happen to him lol

@baffledbits3226 8 жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed you didn't put the hammer in the wrestler's mouth, lol.

@moxgirl5 9 жыл бұрын

The moment Ashens saw the briefcase in the mini wrestling figures package I knew he'd be confused xD Makes total sense to any wrestling fan though, cos WWE has a thing called the Money In The Bank briefcase where if you have it, you get a title shot whenever you want. You cash in the briefcase when you want your title shot xD That's obviously what the toy makes were aiming for, so it does actually make some sense LOL

@worldofjake2012 9 жыл бұрын

Benito, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4 and Hairboy. Still better than the real members of One Direction.

@StriderOwO 7 жыл бұрын

"Wrestlers looking at hammers" sounds like a good name for a band. Hell if I know what kind of band.

@XxRipperRooXx 9 жыл бұрын

7:26 that face reminded me of DarkSydePhil.

@caramelldansen2204 3 жыл бұрын

reminding someone of DSP should be a crime.

@LawsonVII 9 жыл бұрын

Was just about to go to bed , up for work at 7am , but this late upload must be watched ! Thanks ashens...

@TheBcoolGuy 9 жыл бұрын

You're from the US, aren't you!?

@hoon3789 9 жыл бұрын

Well I'm watching because I can't sleep!

@henriquevecchine 9 жыл бұрын

haha same here, but I usually wake up at 5:40 a.m, but Poundland Specials are Poundland Specials

@ringo5488 9 жыл бұрын

TheBcoolGuy Well if the time where he is is between 3-4 something a.m, he's somewhere in Europe.

@Sandata64RD 9 жыл бұрын

Scott Lawson Same here....

@APesquera 9 жыл бұрын

Imagine if actual Poundland trucks were as shitty as the model one. Poundland trucks falling apart on the streets, crashing into orphanages.

@PatriciaCross 8 жыл бұрын

I have watched 91 Episodes in the last few days and so far this is the best. This is gold!

@TheHelado36 8 жыл бұрын

I say the same !

@willowl.3263 7 жыл бұрын

+Ķāłəīđøšçøpə Đřəãmş You are not alone. I am bingewatching his pound land specials Playlist. Alast I am almost done :(

@thekingsman9773 8 жыл бұрын

Head Soothe Ingredients TL;DR: Water, Soap, Menthol

@wailingentity 5 жыл бұрын

those minty head rubs have helped me through many hangovers where i couldnt keep pills down

@stephengrambsch4232 11 ай бұрын

KZfaq keeps recommending great videos that I mistakenly believe are new content. And I'm pleasantly surprised each time. How has this man stayed consistently good?

@CJODell12 8 жыл бұрын

14:49. It's always funny when Stuart gets angry.

@nullwii 8 жыл бұрын

I watched someone count shit figurines twice now

@ThereMayBeLions 9 жыл бұрын

Ashens, the titles that you make up for these Poundland Specials are ingenious, and the perfect thing to scream when you are on a mad rampage

@antoniochekini542 8 жыл бұрын

Head Soothe might be reminding you of Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.

@antoniochekini542 8 жыл бұрын

Oh,nevermind.

@5udimax 8 жыл бұрын

Head on apply directly to your forehead.Head on apply directly to yout forehead.

@ThePhantom4516 8 жыл бұрын

+Threelluminati You couldn't even get that right

@justsomeguy3159 7 жыл бұрын

Bum on. Apply directly to bum.

@ACanOfBakedBeans 4 жыл бұрын

Hard On... Apply Hand directly to your bellend Hard On Apply Hand directly to your bellend

@devinstanley3384 8 жыл бұрын

hold the phone.... the gun thing that came with the potato alien looks exactly like the ones that came with the rip-off Star Wars figures he just reviewed O.o

@rockerseven 8 жыл бұрын

That sad onion almost looked kinda like Conan O'Brien lol

@MattHolbaev 9 жыл бұрын

My favourite member of One Direction is Beneto #4!

@twcoursolle 9 жыл бұрын

Dr. FrankenDerp Benito #2 left Q_Q

@marunomi 5 жыл бұрын

Mine is #4 too!

@aceisking 3 жыл бұрын

Hairboy is best member

@johnnyboy3949 5 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I had a Safeway truck for some reason. I miss Safeway.

@jamessternemann9085 8 жыл бұрын

Amazing, the soldiers are steam rolled versions of the ones I had as a wee tot. What a nostalgia trip.

@Ash-lo9fv 8 жыл бұрын

Headcrab; Apply directly to the forehead.

@lily91109 8 жыл бұрын

How much do they cost to manufacture?

@Ash-lo9fv 8 жыл бұрын

Over 9000 spondoolees.

@ender_scythe2879 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan “Icarus” Paterson we dont use spoondoolees her we use abblekajwus, how many abblekajwus does it cost?

@ObbyCloud 8 жыл бұрын

+ender_scythe approximately 2.73 abblekajwus

@ender_scythe2879 8 жыл бұрын

cool! I just need to be rich now! 1 abblekajwus = 1.5 million USD/1.5 million pounds

@LWolf12 9 жыл бұрын

That Head Soothe is like that HeadOn product even had the catch phrase in the commercial. "Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

@LWolf12 9 жыл бұрын

***** Umm... okay?

@KirbyMan12 9 жыл бұрын

***** How can you piss on his grave if the piss can't melt concrete? Hacks?

@KirbyMan12 9 жыл бұрын

***** Necrophiliac Confirmed.

@LWolf12 9 жыл бұрын

***** You don't who I am or anything about me.

@LWolf12 9 жыл бұрын

***** Wow, the shallowness is astounding. Would be like me hating you because you're a furry.

@DrMcFly28 9 жыл бұрын

Next time on Poundland reviews: Ashens gets a bag of 10000 soldiers.

@planescaped 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Phelous's Bootleg Zones, I instantly recognized that alien figure mold. XD They've been making shit toys off that mold for soooooooo long. This one even has that big awkward gun it can't use too.

@Shinji_Dai 8 жыл бұрын

Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead.

@lily91109 8 жыл бұрын

HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.

@nathanw4214 8 жыл бұрын

I JUST TEXTED MY FRIEND THAT WHEN I SAW HEAD SOOTHE OMFG

@adamjohnson8305 8 жыл бұрын

SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT.

@Faust.0 9 жыл бұрын

"Right, up next, Jesus pen." lmfao wat

@MattJay. 9 жыл бұрын

I know! Apparently the packaging comes with Jesus' autograph.

@NoLoseJustLearn 9 жыл бұрын

Candy floss is cotton candy right?

@MattJay. 9 жыл бұрын

You got it 👌👌🏾👌🏿😎

@MattJay. 9 жыл бұрын

😉😎

@AgentTasmania 9 жыл бұрын

DiscoBrisco Or fairy floss. Hooray for dialects.

@ThierryRocksTV 9 жыл бұрын

Jack Ber That shit is everywhere! UO11O1IUOUOUUOU20389347953IOIOUIUOU

@beathoven100 9 жыл бұрын

LE/A Tyrone 😂😂

@cheymartinez8458 9 жыл бұрын

"You f***ing twats"! Best quote ever haha

@laracollard5009 5 жыл бұрын

If I ever need cheering up and a good laugh, your vlogs always come in on the money.I laughed out loud on many occasions throughout the video.Brilliant keep it up.😀🤣😀

@n0isyturtle 9 жыл бұрын

Is there a Japanese equivalent to Poundland or the Dollar Store? I bet if there is it's a glorious wonderland of fuckery.

@MuscleDad420 9 жыл бұрын

Daiso

@niseplank4527 9 жыл бұрын

MuscleDad420 Daiso is absolutely wonderful.

@Renzsu 9 жыл бұрын

noisyturtle and there's tons of "100 yen" shops.

@lillydoye7418 9 жыл бұрын

They do have "100 yen" shops, but the one that I visited rather confusingly (for someone who's Japanese is not great) did not include tax in this, meaning it was closer to 120 yen. On my trip, I did not have long to spend there, but they had some fairly nice things.

@IIDeCkArDII1 9 жыл бұрын

Samuel Doye ...Surely Japanese 'tat' is of a higher standard of quality than ours, Samuel?. Subarashi tsuitachi sagashimasu. ------disclaimer------ (The last comment may be read: 1. A question or 2. Heavily laden with sarcasm. or 3. None of the above).

@MattJay. 9 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the wrestlers are supposed to be Rey Mysterio and Batista. The briefcase is for Money in the bank.

@Jomster777 9 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

@mayotheguy2540 9 жыл бұрын

Yea definitely Rey Mysterio and Batista.

@ashenssofa1133 9 жыл бұрын

ASMRWhisperLight. I bet they've never fought the best wrestler of all- EL SOFA MARRON!

@bleughmacaroni5754 9 жыл бұрын

ASMRWhisperLight. The stretcher might be from the time Big Show (?) picked Rey up while he was on a stretcher and awkwardly hit the ring post and dropped him.

@RonniesHusband 8 жыл бұрын

I had little toy soldiers like those when I was kid. They were actually some of my favorite toys. The only difference was that they weren't so thin. They were very high quality plastic and resembled actual humans. Those bring me back

@snixcant487 7 жыл бұрын

I just can't watch that happy wrestler without giggling.

@yaranieuwenhuis9462 8 жыл бұрын

14:49 I haven't laughed this hard for ages

@jeiku5041 8 жыл бұрын

Head on. Apply directly to the forehead! Head on. Apply directly to the forehead! And it just goes on...

@Wemius61 5 ай бұрын

Every time he says, "Cheapo!" it makes me giggle.

@lukehalliwell4650 5 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this much in a while 😂 the 1D part was hilarious

@MuchWhittering 8 жыл бұрын

Jesus looks like he's wearing a Time Lord collar.

@bloodysteel6429 8 жыл бұрын

Cheap truck to... Jesus pen... a natural transition...

@sagniknath5537 6 жыл бұрын

BloodySteel64 An excellent transition

@frankconrad8561 Жыл бұрын

18:17 “Warning, choking hazard. HOORAY!” 😂

@michaelsegal3558 2 жыл бұрын

The Head Sooth reminds me of that old commercial “Head On apply directly to the forehead, Head On apply directly to the forehead”

@souperman72 9 жыл бұрын

The briefcase is for Money in the bank matches.

@MattJay. 9 жыл бұрын

What's that? Do the wrestlers go to draw money from an atm and realise they are overdrawn and then they beat each other up with the briefcase to see who pays to get the accounts back into credit.

@Chocl8215 9 жыл бұрын

ASMRWhisperLight. God I hope so.

@Rwededyet 9 жыл бұрын

ASMRWhisperLight. They hang a briefcase from the ceiling and put a ladder under it. the first wrestler to climb up and get the case wins.

@Solarstar10 9 жыл бұрын

You're all wrong that briefcase is used to hold the soul of Marcellus Wallace.

@flashfire505 9 жыл бұрын

ASMRWhisperLight. A briefcase is hung from the ceiling, containing the paperwork for the possession of Dominic, who is Rey Mysterio's son, and then they fight over it

@pinkfluffyunicorn3183 7 жыл бұрын

"that is one of the most glum looking sad onion I have ever seen"!!! 😂😂😂 dying

@a_tree5793 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the all time icons of the music industry: Benito one through four and hairboi

@draven908 4 жыл бұрын

“Chris Rea with heartburn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GhostCage 9 жыл бұрын

you must be Poundland's number one customer.

@gingerninja5449 9 жыл бұрын

"Benito 1, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4 and Hair Boy"

@ianhogan1306 9 жыл бұрын

"As it's collectible, better make sure I don't damage the packaging." - completely destroys the packaging - Nice job Ashens. You kept your word in a backwards-ish way.

@atsunome Жыл бұрын

9:04 “HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!”

@BullsquidGaming 8 жыл бұрын

headcrab apply directly to the forehead

@gggkinc 9 жыл бұрын

...Did the soldiers remind anyone else of "The Enigma of Amigara Fault?"

@lawrencecalablaster568 5 жыл бұрын

gggkinc oh gosh the nightmares

@SS-lv4ee 7 жыл бұрын

love your poudland special keep them going

@jamielowe1800 9 жыл бұрын

thats amazing, i gave him the one direction candy thing @ mcm comic con :D

@Temp0hCS 4 жыл бұрын

My favourite line in any Ashens video: 18:17

@jritchi9445 7 жыл бұрын

for some stupid reason I can't imagine I had always thought poundland was just some weird grubby store that some shady Indian guy ran, then I come to realize it's a proper retail shop. I'm from the united states and I haven't been exposed to a poundland or poundworld or any other variation of pound*fill in the blank*

@jritchi9445 7 жыл бұрын

Oh I know that now lol.

@curlminion 7 жыл бұрын

well, its dollar tree in england...

@SFGreggs 7 жыл бұрын

*Britain

@curlminion 7 жыл бұрын

ok thx

@kloco1217 6 жыл бұрын

I figured it was like our dollar stores or some such. Except they're pound is more than our dollar. The basterds. Those Brits always want to feel a little better than us colonials.

@hannahridgeway4746 Жыл бұрын

Must admit, that headsoothe does actually come in handy for my epilepsy, the headaches from seizures are awful it takes my mind off it 🙂

@vamoose8802 8 жыл бұрын

I love these poundland specials!

@RadialSkid 9 жыл бұрын

Psst...Poundland! "Everyday" is an adjective. It should be "Amazing value every day."

@ConWolfDoubleO7 8 жыл бұрын

How the hell do you mess up toy soldiers? It's the most simple toy ever.

@buzzingsigndiner397 8 жыл бұрын

I'll bet it's so they can save money on the ABS for the molding process. After all, kids won't look at them from the side, right?

@LeviathanRX 8 жыл бұрын

Chinese bootleg company. Probably made the molds by pressing figures they got overseas in clay etc. Since it's a solid piece you can only get so much, and they probably just rolled with it.

@buzzingsigndiner397 8 жыл бұрын

LeviathanRX Wouldn't the clay preserve the shape in that case? Why would the soldiers be thin like this?

@adamjohnson8305 8 жыл бұрын

+Buzzing Sign Diner the detailing only got so deep perhaps? So when they did both sides then molded it the figure is thinner.

@LeviathanRX 8 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's what I'm going for In order to not have both sides stick together, also you'd have to trim a bit off to make it flat again.

@researchmuffin 8 жыл бұрын

It's weird watching this in December and then finding out it was made on your birthday - especially considering this review was cursed

@theflipflapchannelcreatedb8160 2 жыл бұрын

I cracked up so hard when the cotton candy gum is all over the bloody sofa! LOL :D

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

I've had to report almost half the comments on this video for spam... What is wrong with you people? Anyway, great video Ashens. Always love your stuff.

@NeonKnight83 9 жыл бұрын

You didn't "have" to do shit, fucking narc

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

mistersister707 Narc? what is that? No, i did not have to report them for spam, but it helps. I think comments should have something too do with the video, not some stupid shit like "Im first" or "hello my name is ..." I did not report any comment which had anything too do with the video.

@Sheehy223 9 жыл бұрын

Two comments up from me is someone who has no idea what a narcotics officer actually is.

@larsisaksen 9 жыл бұрын

***** They actually do sometimes. It depends on the video, but some times comments are actually removed.

@Sheehy223 9 жыл бұрын

***** So... Still no clue what a narc actually is, eh?

@DalekWindmill 7 жыл бұрын

one of those trucks is up for £5.00 with no bids surprisingly XD

@JeffTheFutureJaros 9 жыл бұрын

I laugh histerically at your videos man, lmao, I think those were Batista & Rey Mysterio knockoffs but really horrible ones, lmao great vids.

@StriderOwO 7 жыл бұрын

"Head Soothe: Apply direct to forehead" You're not soothing my head. You're making my head ache. Because of what you're reminding me of, I've been bashing my forehead against a wall for the past hour and a half.