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Gun meme review!

Hi BRANDON

You look like an army guy in 1800's

Build an AR that takes AK mags and is in 6.5 grendel

Must be the pogs talking

...both of them?

As a Kraut i am offended that i am happy that you take better care of our guns than we would. 😅

@@JaggedJack1 "...It got better."

When I was in Beirut, a couple guys were cleaning some BAR's, for the purpose of bringing them back home. I couldn't find a spot on the ship to hide one.

In the state of Georgia we call that a local Tuesday

It's a huge pornstache

And chloroform for an entire 1st grade.

I commented in another post. I get a Ron Jeremy vibe now.

yes

He deserves a medal

​@@Tibor_Fejesand smack across the back of the head...then another beer

What he said was poetry , metaphorical. But what did he really mean 🤔

I'm not saying i condone his actions, but u understand

Deadáss tho

He is now... Bran-dón.

@@ATECRIO The accent is still on the A even in Spanish

I dunno guys. I get a serious Ron Jeremy vibe from him now.

Ouch, to cut off all of those Mexican people's arms just to deal them sounds horrible.

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Yes

looks alot like mr sasage when he sqints(also wut thought he ment his hair2)

Fucking topical and true

Hope he hides his dog ahead of time

A great movie and every time I see the swamp scene I am reminded of " the Attack of the Killer Shrews " . A classic B horror movie .

It was definitely very funny

Same lol

Zamn

Same, the part “you call it a war crime - I call it an accident” got me so hard 😂

New meme template: GO!

Hey man, it was 15 don't lie

@@Jrez 15 goons

My school has a walkout and the only person who walked out was the kid who advertised it. Let’s just say he was relentlessly bullied

@@calebBalls69 Sometimes... bullying does work

My school also had a walkout as we were near Stoneman Douglas when that happened, im guessing 3/4 of my school walked out, and about a half of them just went home on the public busses instead of protesting, me included lol

Billy Blazes...

@@monabale8263 welp that Brandon new nickname from now on

More like "hey kids, wanna see my cool new van"

As the fat electrician says, it's not a war crime the first time

To quote the #FatElectrician.. It's not a war crime the first time.

@@wolfcaneofficial quackbang out!

That was the best part 🤣🤣🤣

but why was his bob ross impression actually really good too??

My sides! 😂

We call it civilian casualties accepted

@@user-xm8ut3dw3f To make an omelette, you need to break some eggs...

It’s never a war crime the first time.

I saw a video done by the British Army some time ago where they take one of their recently retired Vickers (an upside down improvement upon the Maxim) and cut down a 3 foot or better tree with it.

Bob Ross was also a veteran..

@@EnriqueMartinez-rq2ge He was unfortunately too kind to the trees...

Fun fact: 9mm could take out the Death Star in one shot.

@@EnriqueMartinez-rq2ge Some people forget that veterans don't have to glorify war and killing. Also, some veterans forget that they swore an oath to our Constitution. Regardless, Bob Ross is alright in my book.

That’s foul. I love it

He looks like a villain that is going to tie someone to a train track and cackle like a psycho.

He's gonna go to a gunshop and they're gonna call immigration lol

@@brandondirocco9816 🤣🤣🤣🤣yup

@@rascoehunter3608 Yes, and that's the definition of mexican I like.

I must have missed something, who was this in reference to? Who said what?

@@sladeb6036 5:26

🎶 On the DD214 mountain Where the E7s lose their voice! 🎶

@@kellyalger2394 and alcohol goes trickling down the rocks

Fully agree. Also, I was surprised on how many people I talked to in the military that were anti 2A. I was a pog though so maybe that's why. Can't imagine there are many infantrymen with that mentality, at least I hope.

"Whatever happens we have got, the Maxim gun, and they have not." It's from a satire story.

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It became outdated in ~10 years

*GAU-8 Avenger enters chat*

@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 *Brttt intensifies*

Best comment here

Roof Korean is best Korean

😂

Fantastic!

Long and loud be the praises heaped on rooftop Koreans!

ROUS? I don't think they exist...

Meant for those Chernobyl rats

@@pleasehelp2446 Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Must mean for the river rats in Southern KY. I've killed some that was bigger than a coon and weighed almost 25 lbs.

aka Skaven.

He looked like a mexican Lemmy for a second too.

And now that you mention that, yeah you're right

I’ll do you Juan better Don Kalasnikov Herrera.(And yes the Juan instead of one is intentional).

Well, he did live in North Carolina, so he would at least hear the correct pronunciation.

Lmao, you're correct.. that is sad you feel the need to clarify a very clear joke.. got darn snowflakes nowadays!! Funny though!!

Had one in my hand at my lgs for $220 that was mint i so wanted it but pussed out.

Well now you're gonna get sued. "Somebody on the internet said I could, so it's his fault!"

@@MrTenhighguy Your not missing much bub, just one of them things you show your buddies and laugh about lol

@@MrDmitriRavenoff Yep... Poor kids don't have a snow balls chance in hell do they... Lol

That’s assuming they get that far. Any hypothetical invader will have to get past the Navy (which is capable of power projection on every ocean and every continental coast), the Air Force (can commence bombing anywhere on earth inside 15 minutes), early warning air systems, long-range missiles, etc. Assuming the invasion force survives the sheer roflstomp that occurs within the first few hours and reaches the coasts they then have to set up long-term supply and logistics chains spanning entire oceans, which neither Russia, China, or their affiliates have the power to do. Then as Anon said, geography and the good ol’ boys will do the rest. There’s more guns than people in the US and a lot of them pray to reenact Red Dawn IRL on the regular.

@@worksv3 There's a reason the Japanese in WW2 never even considered a land invasion of the USA...

if I were to ever enact my plans for world domination, i would do as a great movie once said "Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure". that is my tactic for the USA, no sense wasting manpower and supplies.

@@davidmathieson8661 good luck trying

As an Appalachian-American, I both confirm and approve this message. Not to mention the thousands of bowhunters who will be thinning you out silently and invisibly from the trees before the fireworks even kick off.

North Georgia here. True statement.

Full-blooded Texan with kin in Tennessee, Missouri and the Carolinas (and Arkansas...which is very similar but not 'Appalachia'). Can confirm that your claims of "Leave the Hillbillies alone" and "Texas has left the chat" are both objectively true.

@@radm.pesoskrew It really depends on the part of Arkansas, the more populated NWA and LR areas are wanna be liberal footholds.

Tennessee sends their regards.

Mostly transplants but we keep them encircled

I dunno, I'd say the AK derringer was probably way worse than a Zip .22

From the forgotten weapons segment, it appears that with the upgraded spring set, they're actually surprisingly reliable given how goofy the controls/general form are and the initial unreliability.

@@Mr-Trox I still don't understand the point of that. Is it for gym self defense for use whilst wearing wrist weights to mitigate the recoil?

@@RJ-wx3fh I think it's mostly for the novelty of having a derringer in 7.62x39 and for people that don't understand how bullet velocity and barrel length work. Not that the thing was safe to shoot in the first place.

@@Mr-Trox yeah, I suppose the barrel length wouldn't actually allow much recoil with all the unburned powder. I'm not sure how tokarev would work as a derringer round though, but there's already so many well built and designed mini .22/25 revolvers and deringers right up to larger pistol cartridges getting the most out of the cartridge/barrel length/form factor that they can.

A CW4 stache

Ah, that is, it's normal that he seemed to me like a meme "sorry for what"

I can only think of Freddie Mercury, lol

I love this comment.

@@jamessims7015 I can verify this as one of my best friends here in Korea is a cw4 🤣

Brandon truly has just become Bronut Operator

Should have told him he was wrong. It's a machine pistol not a rifle the mp in mp5 stands for Maschinenpistole 5

“Now, let’s add a little red to the snow, yeah, that’s it. Get those bodies in there”

“Let’s add a happy little cloud. Now I’m all out of ice white paint, so we’re gonna make our happy little cloud a mustard yellow. You can use pus yellow or any yellow you’d like…. Just put that happy little cloud next to those happy little doughmen who are definitely not men.”

How is this so accurate

He has a Cheech vibe now.

They promised me Brandon Herrera and they delivered Pablo Escobar instead

Hold on is he actually Hispanic or Hispanic descendent?

So you're saying he's now 44 years old?

*Sad Canadian noises*

@@davidkippenhuck5963 leafs going to leaf.

Finally, someone who gets it.

@@davidkippenhuck5963 Stay strong brother. And... befriend someone who doesn't pin their mags.

@@davidkippenhuck5963 It'll take a while. We'll just learn how much Canadians will put up with before "soarry" turns into "Not yet but you will be." Especially when it comes to it's government.

Imagine your initial training being so soft you don’t get to shoot bc it rained lol and people say the AF is soft

That being said ratchets can be deadly with a little effort so it's not as unrelated to 2A arguement as one might think. Because if we loose our guns eventually they will come for our ratchets as well.

@@Griggs58 the air force and army outside of deployable assets don't touch guns anymore. It's all simulated for the vast majority of enlisted especially lower enlisted.

@@Griggs58 Great Lakes Naval Training Center is inside the city limits of North Chicago so we were unable to do live fire training in 1984. We got a transparency sheet on an overhead projector showing the differences between the 1911 & 1911A1 pistols.

Didn't serve but I raised my right hand when I went into the federal prison system. That oath is forever for me too.

😁

its real. demolition made a video on it its fucked lmfao

“Ratslayer” -broc flower cave

Kentucky ballistics did it as well

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."- Inigo Montoya, preparing his speech for when he finds the man with six fingers on his right hand-

Or kinda Charles Bronson

I'm old, I thought of Mark Spitz. Or Thomas Magnum.

White Goodman from Dodgeball

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

All of the above.

Brandon P.I.

I did find myself humming the Magnum PI theme 🤔🤷‍♀

They've already started making memes about the pornstache on r/gunmemes. 🤣👍

I thought Burt Reynolds came back from the dead to host. Gives a whole new meaning to "smokey" and the bandit

I saw 1970's Cheech.

That one caught me off-guard, not gonna lie.

😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly my thouht too 🍻

Schitt I thought Pablo Escobar rose from the grave

@@milusocal5325 Lmao! I said the same!

That was my first thought lmao

It's not Ron Jeremy it's Gun Jeremy.

fun fact. Bob Ross was a career Airman.

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how is the management of deuce dropping when so armed? asking for a friend.

Same but no pistol just 7.62x39 galil lol i can easily hit a snake via volume of fire

I don't think I would want to cycle through 2 rounds of the ratshot while facing a bobcat

I agree and when I was younger I thought it was true enough that I spent a lot of time trying to find the written reference and could not find any. There was a movie from the era that had a similar line and that may have been where it stems from. Honestly though, depending where they would have went ashore in the 40's, it might not have been far from the truth.

lol ikr?

I thought he was White Goodman from Dodgeball.

Well... he was one hairy dude but he was hung AF. So kind of a compliment?

Do it like the old Pokémon segment call it Who's That firearm.

YES

You and your 2,000 closest friends can take to the seas and defend yourself from Somalian pirates with 16 inches of pure, unfiltered *FREEDOM*

If there's any Coontz class DDGs that haven't been scrapped I'll take one.

@@doughesson I'd rather have an Arleigh Burke class. I guess I'm a bit biased though since I used to help build them.

@@Mr-Trox You need a Letter of Marque from Congress but yeah we could start our own Navy with booze & hookers & stuff.

I want a whole fleet.

mY AbOrTiOnS wErE! YoU cAnT eXpLaIn ThAt!

Tell that to women who got their bodily autonomy removed by the corrupt SC.

@@alexisrivera200xable Bro, they literally didn't, the states need to vote, they just gave them the option.

@@alexisrivera200xable except is not a corrupt SC, ruth gindesburg (left wing) ALSO said Roe v. Wade was a shame and a travesty. The idea that abortion has any grounds on "not depriving someone of life liberty or property without due process" is laughable at best, specially since unless in 0.00000...% of cases its result of a willing decision

@@dralel1381 I don't care what murderers think.

There's a reason we didn't attack the Swiss in Ww2

I bet they have almost as many guns in Appalachia as they do meth labs

@@codycuppes6954 at least we have less people trying to burn our homes.

@@codycuppes6954 history shows meth can provide a real advantage in combat, not that i condone it but ijs

@@codycuppes6954 Well, we do have a county here in Western North Carolina that we call Meth-dowell County (it's really McDowell County).

i think Ian from Forgotten Weapons tested a Zip 22, and found it sorely lacking

>be gov't >want more money >don't want to raise taxes >invest in and start-up state-owned ammunition factories in the most common calibers >enact major repeal of automatic firearm restrictions >profit

The Zip 22 is actually that bad. I still kinda want one though.

Glad to see that someone enjoyed the little reference songs lol

Just wait until they get the new rifle/optic set up into full service, and you won't even need to understand basic marksmanship fundamentals anymore. Technical solutions to human problems are never a good idea, but we'll double down on stupid, as always.

and yet you guys just keep sexually assaulting your fellow service men and women, must mean you need a few more classes. if only members of the military took orders to stop raping people as well as they took the orders to kill civilians.

@@bearlystrong3393 The Sargent major of the army after the new optics make their way into training "Oh good good, we can take 5 of those 6 range days out of circulation and substitute more transgender acceptance classes and pronoun training"

In all fairness, that might be because the US military doesn't really have any issues with their performance, while issues with (sexual) assault and bullying are far more common. Putting some effort to combat that seems like a pretty good idea, especially when you've got the perfect example of what happens when you let such things go rampant. Russia has been tackling this issue in the last few years, but hazing, bullying and assault are still major issues in their army.

So US military employs sexual assault and bullying as a valid strategy?

Better hope Garlandthumb doesn't see this comment....

I was thinking more along the lines of Magnum P.I.

That's the look! I couldn't place it myself

I don't know what to say about cartel boss Brandon tho

There’s so many more then people think

Not just them, served with a guy who became full socialist even after deployment. I don't get how someone can be qualified to fire these rifles and not appreciate them even a little bit more

@@grimreminder5038 I mean what is socialism at this point

@@wizard_of_poz4413 A false idol that people with no marketable skills and a total lack of work ethic push as a last ditch effort to achieve their goals without actually earning anything through hard work and dedication.

He stopped short of the Verboten Caterpillar though.

It's like reverse stencil art.

Goatee to handlebar stache to fireman mustache to German leader to gone lol. Every time.

@@daltonduffett8642 *Austrian

until you discover that annoying rash that makes your face beet red & then a flaky snowstorm ensues...

"And if you hunt with one it's cheating" Yes and no. Yes you should take the deer down with single shot everytime...How ever one cannot be 100% certain that happens since even best of us mess sometimes even if its rare and its utmost importance to end animals suffering fast as possible so possibility to immediate follow up shot is must in that regard. Essentially its insurance policy for animal well as for you.

@@Hellsong89 lots of shooting doesn’t mean lots of game down. Usually the opposite is the case.