I'm going to release a bear into a child's daycare center and watch on the security cameras and take pictures of them being brutally mauled and impaled by the bears massive teeth. Then I will send the pictures to their parents and broadcast them live on abc family during the showing of Sesame Street. Go to a preschool during show and tell and bring in a live pig. Let the kids pet the pig and grow attached to it. Then grab a noose and tie it to a ceiling fan. Then impale it and feed the uncooked chunks to the kids. I'm going to find a small old man who has no more family to rely on then I'm going to break into his house at night on his birthday and kidnap him and burn his house down with his pets inside then I'm going to put him into my basements where I will grind his arms and legs up with a meat grinder while he is still alive and start to cut him all over his body then I'm going to mutilate the rest of his body once I'm done with that I'm going to wrap the chunks up in a gift box then send it to saint Jude's cancer research center and have a kid open it Infront of the kid's parents then I'm going to bomb the hospital then hang myself.... I'm going to become a substitute teacher for preschoolers and bring them to a petting zoo on a field trip. I'm going to let them pet the animals and grow attached to them. Then I will say that it's time to go, and take them all out of the pen. But before we go I will release a fully grown tiger into the pens and the kids will watch as the animals they love and care for are ripped to shreds in front of their eyes. Then I will grab multiple children and throw them into the pen one by one. They will have no chance of survival as the tiger grabs them and sinks it's huge teeth into their skulls and limbs. I will of course be video taping the whole thing, and live streaming it. I will send the live feed to the kid's parents, and hack the video into a showing of Sesame Street on pbs kids. The last things the kids will remember will be the death of their loved ones and then their own inevitable death. I will then kill the tiger once only one living child remains. Then I will contact that child's parents and they will come to get their kid. I will then stab the father with a rusty kitchen knife and force the child to consume his guts, and then just drown the mother and kid in the father's blood. Then I will put out a magnum revolver and shoot myself in the head killing myself instantly, and therefore ending this bloody massacre.

You will use it many times in this type of hobby.

Peter Dulsky But do you have a ridiculously small wooden spoon?

i often like to use mine as a dry spices mixer too. i'll measure out all the spices i'll use in my recipe, as well as any stock cubes or larger things that need broken down (like peppercorns!) and grind away until it's all fine and mixed together.

TheZetalGaming you have issues. Get help.

Literally the video I watched before this was the Katya episode of Painted by Fame.

That's not bad.

So close - you are the King nam d JOHN of your Provençal prawn! :)

rideswithscissors you are the Chef John of your Provençal Prawn

You mean, uncle.

maybe he's an advanced 3 year old you never know.

Food Wishes XD

i was just thinking this

Hank Jones every recipe ever should contain something slightly spicy. not enough to taste nessecarily but even in sweet things it sort of wakes up the tastebuds

cayenne is like olive oil man

Looks a lot like mine, which is olivewood!

wood from a tree

noreaction It's olive wood if I recall correctly

noreaction I believe he said it was made from Olive Wood.

I'm pretty sure he's said in past videos that it's olive wood.