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2 жыл бұрын

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@one_smol_duck
@one_smol_duck 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not the daughter of a billionaire, but my identical twin sister is."
@vanadium8865
@vanadium8865 2 жыл бұрын
@morilieev Oh I can picture the poor animation and questionable voice acting from here
@rebeccachaplin9721
@rebeccachaplin9721 2 жыл бұрын
Where can I find this anime?
@hazsmoothwalker7458
@hazsmoothwalker7458 2 жыл бұрын
"Actually Happened"
@Michelle_Wellbeck
@Michelle_Wellbeck 2 жыл бұрын
That's just the title of your average light novel
@rootsmudge
@rootsmudge 2 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccachaplin9721 there's actually a Korean film called Assassination that has a storyline like this lol. It's actually a very good action movie. One twin is a spoiled mob boss's daughter and the other one is a Korean resistance fighter and a sharp shooter. They switch places, it's like a violent version of The Parent Trap.
@kfen2168
@kfen2168 2 жыл бұрын
dipper is so cute, you could even call him a premium dog
@Anarchy..
@Anarchy.. 2 жыл бұрын
631 likes and no comments?
@ToasterGnome2TheSequel
@ToasterGnome2TheSequel 2 жыл бұрын
I would say his face fur is brown, white, and GOLD
@chandlersohns6258
@chandlersohns6258 2 жыл бұрын
700 likes in 2 hours?
@tigerlewis7370
@tigerlewis7370 2 жыл бұрын
He's adorable 😍
@Breauner
@Breauner 2 жыл бұрын
premium pupper
@holymakerel
@holymakerel 2 жыл бұрын
"she loves history, and my boss just bought a museum!" is actually so fucking funny like if the delivery was a little better that wouldve been hysterical to me
@holymakerel
@holymakerel 2 жыл бұрын
JOCASTA? this guy is good he needs to work on something that is Not This
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond 2 жыл бұрын
@@holymakerel Also something where he has the budget to cast someone else to do the actual acting maybe, so he can just do the writing
@shannons3419
@shannons3419 2 жыл бұрын
I can totally hear that as a john mulaney line
@Sabebebebe5
@Sabebebebe5 2 жыл бұрын
Poor thing is so delusional he literally wants to live a wattpad story🤦‍♀️
@swimmyswim417
@swimmyswim417 2 жыл бұрын
As a former theater kid, something about the way Joy drops the ends of her sentences and the way the Butler guy overacts with his facial expressions is all giving me some pretty strong “bored theater kid on TikTok” vibes. Seriously-who other than a theater kid or English nerd would name-drop Jocasta like that? As far as TikTok “acting” goes, this is infinitely more entertaining than people who just pantomime others’ content without actually adding anything more than a funny face. 10/10
@ceri3677
@ceri3677 2 жыл бұрын
I think he's also a bit of a Freud simp
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 жыл бұрын
Agree completely 😂 It's cringe as hell, but having only seen Jarvis' videos I TOO now must know what happens, and that's more than I can say for those "Watch part 2 to see the results!" shit. Although if I had to guess how it would go, I'd say nowhere, cus the plotline will probably be dropped pre' fast 😂
@salmay.2186
@salmay.2186 2 жыл бұрын
Pantomiming is tiktoks thing and it's way easier to do than acting (I mean come on the acting is horrible)
@karenamyx2205
@karenamyx2205 2 жыл бұрын
Theres a production company behind this shit making money.
@PhilP5924
@PhilP5924 2 жыл бұрын
No this is 1000% some Genz theater kids senior project. It HAS to be.
@laust-b33ch1ldd7
@laust-b33ch1ldd7 2 жыл бұрын
bad people have septum rings and side parts, and good people have no septum rings and middle parts
@peekaloo12
@peekaloo12 2 жыл бұрын
I have no septum ring and a side part. True neutral?
@schoochibg2569
@schoochibg2569 2 жыл бұрын
why am i bad those murders meant nothing in my wake /j
@ahhhh913
@ahhhh913 2 жыл бұрын
Tag yourself, I'm bad people
@Cove_Blue
@Cove_Blue 2 жыл бұрын
What about nose and slightly off center?
@UnleashedRevolver
@UnleashedRevolver 2 жыл бұрын
oh no... i must be downright evil then lolol (septum/both nostrils/mohawk)
@TheFrancescanater
@TheFrancescanater 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he calls her Jocasta, which is the name of Oedipus’ mom, is actually comedy gold
@clarakf
@clarakf 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that i understood why he used that name has made my english degree worth it
@rebeccadaniels4534
@rebeccadaniels4534 2 жыл бұрын
honestly that joke made me like the whole series now
@nandersonnanderson
@nandersonnanderson 2 жыл бұрын
Had to look some things up, but I can confirm, this is hilarious
@ditzen89
@ditzen89 2 жыл бұрын
Oedipus’ mom AND wife
@lizard7553
@lizard7553 2 жыл бұрын
@@ditzen89 * gouges eyes out and commits suicide *
@roach999
@roach999 2 жыл бұрын
“posting on my twins sisters account” is like the same as when paul zimmer gave his account to troy becker because they look the same😭
@citrusune
@citrusune Жыл бұрын
WAIT UR RIGHT I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THIS LMAO
@holymakerel
@holymakerel 2 жыл бұрын
jarvis remains blissfully unaware of the mob boss tiktok trends where every group of tiktokers had a elaborate mob boss story and role play characters for like 2 months
@imnot9orsilentgamer437
@imnot9orsilentgamer437 2 жыл бұрын
ive never heard of this but after you said it that sounds like the exact thing tik tok would do.
@superlolgal555
@superlolgal555 2 жыл бұрын
Okay but those are pretty cool ngl. Because it isn't just over-acting, there's also some cosplay aspects in there. No different than people dressing up as their d&d characters and roleplaying different members of a tavern, which is also something that tiktok does
@sanguillotine
@sanguillotine 3 ай бұрын
Mob Wife aesthetic
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
A butler trying to find his boss a wife sounds like a great romance anime.
@idyllic58
@idyllic58 2 жыл бұрын
Knowing anime, they’ll find a way to make it a love triangle LOL
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
@@idyllic58 The lady who he picks and starts dating his boss falls in love with him He doesn't love her back at first but develops an attraction, but he doesn't want to hurt his Boss who is his best friend.
@wormdoodles
@wormdoodles 2 жыл бұрын
when a Tiktok account manages to make a better live-action anime than netflix
@ispentalldayatYT
@ispentalldayatYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@lvbboi9 classic cliché
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
@@ispentalldayatYT yes
@kezkai
@kezkai 2 жыл бұрын
After being part of sext chains and lingerie purchases for over 6 months, butler realises he's no longer an assistant and is now a full time throuple sugar baby.
@myrezz8833
@myrezz8833 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho
@lrizzard
@lrizzard 2 жыл бұрын
ok can you do the writing for these tik toks from now on
@Andyatl2002
@Andyatl2002 2 жыл бұрын
I’d watch this romcom
@jonasdatlas4668
@jonasdatlas4668 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I need this to happen now.
@katuskibakugou8783
@katuskibakugou8783 2 жыл бұрын
I want this as a book
@divsavel
@divsavel 2 жыл бұрын
The reason he used l33t speak with "s3xting" is to avoid censorship-based bans. On Tiktok it's really easy for content creators to get banned for using NSFW words in their media. There is no excuse for "fiddlesticks" though.
@SkulCat
@SkulCat 2 жыл бұрын
“fiddlesticks!” “ *gasp* LANGUAGE!”
@leslierae5645
@leslierae5645 2 жыл бұрын
I’m losing my mind. “Butler: I must talk about the entire situation at a normal volume tone in this closet where it’s the same room as the woman I’m with”
@kyransawhill6650
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
And you can hear her perfectly through the door as she speaks with a normal tone, so I imagine it's the same on her end.
@JokeHatesItHere
@JokeHatesItHere 2 жыл бұрын
These people are lucky that Jarvis is the one covering them because he's actually way nicer than most people would be
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Leon Lush covered this Bruuuuuh
@tyrvin
@tyrvin 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly if this were cody or noel covering this, their shit would have been ROCKED lmao
@antonizajkowski9698
@antonizajkowski9698 2 жыл бұрын
Not really
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 жыл бұрын
@@lvbboi9 Omg that shit would've been funny af! Glad they got a softer personality to cover them tho LMAO
@christophewells3918
@christophewells3918 2 жыл бұрын
@@lvbboi9 fr fr I think they deserve it.
@drunkhyena
@drunkhyena 2 жыл бұрын
The way Joy talks like a low budget 2000's teen movie is really fucking me up, I can't even focus on what she's saying
@marvelousTUD
@marvelousTUD 2 жыл бұрын
Some of her acting really sounds like the opening narration to a Lindsey Lohan movie and I can’t stop thinking about it.
@diskdem0n
@diskdem0n 2 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP YOU’RE RIGHT
@user-nx9vs6fz6q
@user-nx9vs6fz6q 2 жыл бұрын
4:14 The funny thing is that identical twins are really THAT identical My mom is a dentist that has two identical twins as patients and it's crazy, they literally have the same singularities in theirs dental arches
@SkulCat
@SkulCat 2 жыл бұрын
i don’t know if it’s lucky or disappointing that me and my twin aren’t identical
@user-nx9vs6fz6q
@user-nx9vs6fz6q 2 жыл бұрын
@@SkulCat I don't know, it has good and bad things
@zr5581
@zr5581 2 жыл бұрын
@@SkulCat at least if your twin every commits a serious crime the police won’t confuse you for them
@alicine-sims8988
@alicine-sims8988 Жыл бұрын
They are incredibly identical, but the eyebrow thing looks kind of like it could be a scar? Or like a style choice? I watch The Welsh Twins (they have separate accounts, and then one joint channel where they make videos together to remind you they are different people lol) And it is crazy how identical they are, but one of the boys has an eyebrow scar and that is obviously only on his face.
@demidevildonnie
@demidevildonnie 2 жыл бұрын
the jump from "im hooking up my boss with a girl" to "i started calling her mommy" is taking me out
@zedlynk7235
@zedlynk7235 2 жыл бұрын
broke: separated at birth evil twin woke: separated at birth billionaire daughter twin
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
Neither of these things is particularly woke tbh
@saintsomnia8030
@saintsomnia8030 2 жыл бұрын
Bespoke: Separated at birth evil billionaire daughtor twin
@KestrelDC
@KestrelDC 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO the idea of meeting someone that looks a lot like you and going "why do you have my face?!" in this accusatory way, long-lost twin or coincidence. Like "I.... I don't know what you want me to say to that.... it's just the face I got....."
@kyransawhill6650
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting them to say that and the other twin to reply the way she did because it's such a predictable dialogue that wouldn't happen in real-life, but makes for witty TV banter.
@samsings3630
@samsings3630 2 жыл бұрын
As a teacher who is currently trying to budget to be able to move out on my own.... I really appreciate the teacher love. We do what we do because we care. I got into this job knowing that we were under appreciated and underpaid because I want to be able to be a part of my kiddos success and growth. Even though we know what we are getting in to, it is nice to see people who care about us.
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for caring for our youth! Teachers help to shape kids into the way they are! Appreciate you more than you know! I hope you are having a lovely day and may you have only good days to come! ❤️
@lrizzard
@lrizzard 2 жыл бұрын
teachers build the world into what it is by educating us! lots of kids see their teachers more than their parents. woo teacher appreciation time 🥳🥳👏👏
@emilyrasputin
@emilyrasputin 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for caring 💚 My mom is a retired teacher, so I grew up watching how poorly our society treats teachers. They deserve so much better.
@allypally2895
@allypally2895 2 жыл бұрын
He’s afraid he’ll be caught out if he doesn’t say `billionaire’ every time he says `boss’.
@benjamator6700
@benjamator6700 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper is indeed adorable and a good boy but I generally feel good about myself when Jarvis calls us premium.
@jamesagnos6246
@jamesagnos6246 2 жыл бұрын
The reason he spells those words that way is TikTok. TT is way more ban/delete happy than youtube, especially with adult stuff.
@AndromedaD
@AndromedaD 2 жыл бұрын
TikTok's formatting is why he keeps saying "I'm a billionaire's assistant" at the beginning of all his videos too. You never know which video is going to show up randomly on people's FYP. I have an account for a niche interest, and I feel bad if I don't warn whoever comes across the videos what they're about to get into.
@myrezz8833
@myrezz8833 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah for some reason tt has issues with certain words and if you do weird l33t sp33k variations the algorithm doesn’t catch on… but then someone also told me you have to vary the spelling or the algorithm catches on?
@AndromedaD
@AndromedaD 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was Fahrenheit 451 where Bradbury's idea of futuristic television was a program that left room for the viewer to "participate". I don't know, the illusion of inclusion is fascinating.
@doityourselfbombs
@doityourselfbombs 2 жыл бұрын
tbh I wanna know how I could get involved in this, these actors look like they're having a blast
@anotherterribleday
@anotherterribleday 2 жыл бұрын
Calling it now, “Jocasta” is Joy’s grandma
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
I would say "don't give them any ideas", but I'm pretty sure they we already planning on heading there :-/
@user-zs9ff6st8g
@user-zs9ff6st8g 2 жыл бұрын
WOULDNT THAT BE THE BILLIONARES MOM THO
@illumi4227
@illumi4227 2 жыл бұрын
@morilieevno, the grandmother could be the mother's mom. So. Mother in law or mom. ☠️
@anotherterribleday
@anotherterribleday 2 жыл бұрын
@morileev Joy says that the billionaire isn’t her dad, and that she and her sister are long lost twins. It suggests to me that she was adopted and that the grandma we’ve seen is part of that adoptive family, so there would no biological incest. Just Darren’s mommy and daddy issues
@anotherterribleday
@anotherterribleday 2 жыл бұрын
Again no edit button so clarifying/fixing something else I said I was originally saying the grandma is part of Joy’s adoptive family, and Trixie is with their biological billionaire family It could be the other way around, where Trixie was adopted by the billionaire and Joy is with the biological not-rich family. Either way, the grandma and the billionaire dad would not be biologically related.
@TheRaymanFan
@TheRaymanFan 2 жыл бұрын
do they not know how siblings work? "i'm not a billionaire's daughter but... she is" "she's my long lost twin sister" make it make sense
@yostinator81
@yostinator81 2 жыл бұрын
They’re half twins This is pretty odd
@henryallsebrook
@henryallsebrook 2 жыл бұрын
Sister from another Mister?
@Kazutoification
@Kazutoification 2 жыл бұрын
@@henryallsebrook I don't think that's how twins work. XD
@phoenixc8328
@phoenixc8328 2 жыл бұрын
parent trap
@yostinator81
@yostinator81 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kazutoification is that unlikely that a man gets two women pregnant and then the babies end up identical twins.
@MidnightXRanma
@MidnightXRanma 2 жыл бұрын
“I went on pre-dates with them to make sure they were human beings” 😂 I know it’s fictional but was he afraid of picking a alien or vampire by accident or something
@appleBEEZ
@appleBEEZ 2 жыл бұрын
"My self worth is like $10 right now" would actually be pretty good given my financials rn
@jamespigeon1399
@jamespigeon1399 2 жыл бұрын
there’s an awful lot of jarvis on dipper’s channel
@lilyliao9521
@lilyliao9521 2 жыл бұрын
diaper's channel
@roguestowl2280
@roguestowl2280 2 жыл бұрын
It bothers me that the character’s boss is cc’ing him on the sexts. That’s workplace sexual harassment.
@sholem_bond
@sholem_bond 2 жыл бұрын
having to find your boss a potential wife/girlfriend counts as out-of-title work tbh Butler Darren needs a union
@laraweinberg7635
@laraweinberg7635 2 жыл бұрын
The "monetary value assigned to self-worth" thing kinda exists when you consider there's phrases like "I feel like a million bucks"
@lazyken6468
@lazyken6468 2 жыл бұрын
"Millionaires are into history" "Billionaires BUY HISTORY"
@emmam7973
@emmam7973 2 жыл бұрын
Butler Darren has me wanting to address everyone by their job title. Thanks KZfaqr Jarvis!
@lecherouslibrarian9924
@lecherouslibrarian9924 2 жыл бұрын
Hey! I'm Cashier Fen.
@MT-lk7qt
@MT-lk7qt 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Delinquent M!
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Low Self-Esteem Over-Sensitive B**ch DBFJ! Yeah, I know it's not a job title, but I don't have much in my life, so cut me some slack. Jeez.
@kishinumaayumi
@kishinumaayumi 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, commenter Emma!
@jennatandy6272
@jennatandy6272 2 жыл бұрын
No, his first name is Butler. His middle name is Darren, he prefers to go by both. I guess his parents prophesied that he would become a butler so they named him Butler.
@aditimallik5312
@aditimallik5312 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper is indeed a good boy
@ironwolf9760
@ironwolf9760 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper is a bad boy
@Aa_battery07
@Aa_battery07 2 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf9760 good*
@rosin_eater
@rosin_eater 2 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf9760 dipper is good boy
@ironwolf9760
@ironwolf9760 2 жыл бұрын
@J.J. I know right
@minniemart
@minniemart 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper is so dapper
@khosrowrahmani710
@khosrowrahmani710 2 жыл бұрын
"my latest task... has been finding him a wifey " - Butler Darren
@karissa5767
@karissa5767 2 жыл бұрын
Headcannon- Joy is Jocasta. Darren set Joy up with his boss, it didn’t work out, he “fiddlesticked” her, ended up having a fling with grandma. Both plot lines comes together
@lalababayaga
@lalababayaga 2 жыл бұрын
OK my meta meta-theory is that "Butler" and "Joy / Trixie" are actually cousins IRL and Joy's grandma is just their real grandma... Or maybe I just think all people with reddish hair and freckles are related...
@swimmyswim417
@swimmyswim417 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a really dumb “fiction” idea cooked up by a couple of cousins or theater kid buddies.
@zzeroara9511
@zzeroara9511 2 жыл бұрын
I for sure think there's some relation between them
@lalababayaga
@lalababayaga 2 жыл бұрын
@@swimmyswim417 Agreed! It has big "bored improv kids with nothing to do during Covid" energy. I say as a former imrproviser so no serious shade intended. That also explains why none of the story lines have any conclusions.
@swimmyswim417
@swimmyswim417 2 жыл бұрын
@@lalababayaga I’m also a former theater kid so guess it takes one to know one lmao. Something about the way that “Joy” drops off at the end of her sentences and the butler guy overacts with his facial expressions just brings me back to my Sophomore year production of Cinderella.
@antonizajkowski9698
@antonizajkowski9698 2 жыл бұрын
noone here has reddish hair
@spagman1365
@spagman1365 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I was absolutely sure that the Billionaire Boss™ was going to fall in love with HIM smh, it just seemed like 'omg I was supposed to be the love coach and now WE'RE in love!!' was such a trope now I feel dumb 😭😭😭
@MT-lk7qt
@MT-lk7qt 2 жыл бұрын
Not straight enough for this side of TikTok, unfortunately
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
wait ;-)
@GabrielisSus
@GabrielisSus 2 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😭
@shannons3419
@shannons3419 2 жыл бұрын
that would've been a better twist
@kyransawhill6650
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if that still ends up happening and they become a bisexual thruple.
@delarlie9186
@delarlie9186 2 жыл бұрын
joy REALLY acts like a pixar character, its all i can think. like her intonation and her facial expressions just scream "animated character"
@meiguess6765
@meiguess6765 2 жыл бұрын
I tried to explain to my friend who Jarvis is and she said “oh, the guy that says ‘uncanny valley’ a lot?”
@mmilcz833
@mmilcz833 2 жыл бұрын
I think sexts is spelled with a 3 bc TikTok removes videos with “demonetizable” text in it, or at least people think they do so they use other symbols or a *
@dandandevil2640
@dandandevil2640 2 жыл бұрын
in tiktok even mentioning something slightly not for children it will get prevented from being posted
@cynister7384
@cynister7384 2 жыл бұрын
@@dandandevil2640 That's just not true, I've seen plenty of "adult" tiktoks.
@PanAndScanBuddy
@PanAndScanBuddy 2 жыл бұрын
She's a Panic Trixie Nightmare Girl Hope we get more updates from the Joy Division
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
With this talent, you should be writing tabloid headlines. Chef's kiss
@wormdoodles
@wormdoodles 2 жыл бұрын
Panic Trixie Nightmare Girl is a great name for an objectively terrible pop-punk band from the early 2010s but because the lead singer was gorgeous every emo 12 year old girl loved them
@vanadium8865
@vanadium8865 2 жыл бұрын
@@wormdoodles As funny as this is, its odd specificity makes me think you had a real band in mind while writing this
@wormdoodles
@wormdoodles 2 жыл бұрын
@@vanadium8865 No, absolutely not. And if I did have anyone in mind and named them, that would be an All Time Low for me
@cl5470
@cl5470 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis: You're premium. Me: *sitting in my underwear eating ice cream for breakast.* Thanks!
@Ari-ze8wm
@Ari-ze8wm Жыл бұрын
Me like half the week
@Lanosrep
@Lanosrep 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a billionaire's daughter... but my sister is"
@adrielcharles8931
@adrielcharles8931 2 жыл бұрын
I keep cracking up at Darren starting ALL his vids "Hi I'm a billionaire personal assistant"
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
I also love how he can never say "boss" without putting "billionaire" in front of it
@annav2780
@annav2780 2 жыл бұрын
I'm confused by the name butlerdarren is he saying he's a butler named darren or is his first name butler and he just so happened to become an assistant. As I'm typing this I've realized I'm likely looking far too deeply into the naming of this fictional character
@monique7885
@monique7885 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. I believe he’s an assistant and his name is Butler
@CopShowGuy
@CopShowGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe his name is Darren Butler.
@peskypigeonx
@peskypigeonx 2 жыл бұрын
you aren’t looking deeply enough
@whitewolf262
@whitewolf262 2 жыл бұрын
People's occupations match their names surprisingly often, to the point that they made a word for it. It's called an "aptronym."
@pallasitematrix1614
@pallasitematrix1614 2 жыл бұрын
@@CopShowGuy Could be; my grandmother's maiden name was Butler
@plipplop1769
@plipplop1769 2 жыл бұрын
He constantly says "billionaire boss" like he's a superhero
@aves3901
@aves3901 2 жыл бұрын
thank you for teacher psa! a king who knows priorities! as much as y’all hate school please remember the teachers who literally took part in raising you and how little we get paid for what we do
@abbycantrell1369
@abbycantrell1369 2 жыл бұрын
"My self-worth is like ten dollars rn" If this doesn't describe me, then I don't know what does
@kyransawhill6650
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in a bit of a tight spot. Could I borrow some self-worth? I promise to pay you back.
@FinalFantasyIXIIII
@FinalFantasyIXIIII 2 жыл бұрын
My self-worth is in debt
@oscarwang7227
@oscarwang7227 2 жыл бұрын
I need to file for bankruptcy on my self worth
@youbiscuit2146
@youbiscuit2146 2 жыл бұрын
this gives lonelygirl15 vibes, bet that as the plot unfolds they eventually end up on the run from a cult or some shit
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
One can only hope. Right now it's all boring animated story channel plotlines...
@littleleakyleakythere
@littleleakyleakythere 2 жыл бұрын
Would love for it to go in the direction style wise that ars paradoxica did
@TuesdaysArt
@TuesdaysArt 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance!
@jo.comics
@jo.comics 2 жыл бұрын
So, when he "had to buy lingerie" did he have to have an awkward email conversation with this woman about her clothes size? Just wanna see that, honestly, I think it'd be hilarious!
@Kennedy_Struggles
@Kennedy_Struggles 2 жыл бұрын
him: I like this woman and i called her mommy oh no. was freud right? also him: *names the woman after oedipus's mom*
@ImGonebabyyyy
@ImGonebabyyyy 2 жыл бұрын
This channel belongs to Dipper now they have my heart omfg I just wanted to compliment the dog- wtf is happening in the replies to this I’m scared 💀
@ironwolf9760
@ironwolf9760 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper is a bad boy
@Icanfspell
@Icanfspell 2 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf9760 apologize
@ImGonebabyyyy
@ImGonebabyyyy 2 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf9760 Your opinion is invalid Dipper is the best boy >:(
@coitag
@coitag 2 жыл бұрын
@@ironwolf9760 when I say everyone is valid, that excludes this
@ironwolf9760
@ironwolf9760 2 жыл бұрын
@@ImGonebabyyyy ain't take this cause I am a bad person
@rohangarg2468
@rohangarg2468 2 жыл бұрын
I live in india and I've always been late to Jarvis's uploads but I messed up my sleep schedule and now I'm on time. LETS GOOOOOO
@ughhbi
@ughhbi 2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhhh i messed my sleep schedule but still couldn't get here on time T_T
@akheilosshadowhunter7355
@akheilosshadowhunter7355 2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@nestorix100
@nestorix100 2 жыл бұрын
YOOOO
@ihrtsza
@ihrtsza 2 жыл бұрын
Woah India must be cool
@Weeewooooooooo
@Weeewooooooooo 2 жыл бұрын
Wow your English is really good
@Coach_Ax
@Coach_Ax 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a teacher and I really appreciate the comments you made about teacher pay. Really made my day fr
@mathis3440
@mathis3440 2 жыл бұрын
Love the implication That one of the 200 richest men in the world would presumably name his daughter after his favorite drag queen.
@MT-lk7qt
@MT-lk7qt 2 жыл бұрын
Or after a girl detective from a lesser known series of syndicated books for children
@chrisleneil
@chrisleneil Жыл бұрын
@@MT-lk7qtI understood that reference!
@bananaboatcharlie
@bananaboatcharlie 2 жыл бұрын
Petition to have Dipper be in frame at all times to distract from the wildly uncomfortable energy in these TikToks
@WaffleBat
@WaffleBat 2 жыл бұрын
These are just live action ripoffs of those Lily's Garden/Merge Mansion commercials.
@averyeml
@averyeml 2 жыл бұрын
Getting that dog reveal before the plebs in the normal channel does really make me feel Premium.
@sarahgent2674
@sarahgent2674 2 жыл бұрын
I am once again reminded of the Lizzie Bennet Diaries etc, they're very similar in terms of format but obviously only one has an emmy
@kellykocsis1941
@kellykocsis1941 2 жыл бұрын
The LBD was so much better
@madeniquevanwyk
@madeniquevanwyk 2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, that was a professional project with real writers, producers, actors and a very well known and beloved story as inspiration. This is more like, siblings decide to try their own LBD-esque story based on the plot of like, Spanish telenovelas ?
@sarahgent2674
@sarahgent2674 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, to be crystal clear, I love LBD and its friends and think it's much better than this nonsense. My point is that the base format (people telling a story via Internet video masquerading as and using the style of irl Internet video, lots of different channels interacting for authenticity) is pretty close. I actually think it's too close, nobody really uses tiktok like they're pretending the characters do, it would probably make more sense on KZfaq. Also it's not based on anything so there's less clarity of purpose. There's plenty of differences, including one being good and one less so.
@willelliott2671
@willelliott2671 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis, when he said he Fiddlesticked her, he obviously meant he 1v1'd her in League
@thecatlurking
@thecatlurking 2 жыл бұрын
The biggest reveal that this is a work of fiction is that NO ONE would buy that man is heterosexual.
@theywalkinguptoyouand4060
@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecatlurking exactly. I suppose jarvis wouldn't point that out because we shouldn't judge people on the super gay, flaming way they talk and act.
@myrezz8833
@myrezz8833 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecatlurking 😂😂
@kyransawhill6650
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
I think he meant he fiddlestuck her.
@SkilletTRO
@SkilletTRO 2 жыл бұрын
I love how comfortable you look on camera today bro, sounds like you're feeling good. Hitting a great stride here, much love from the Midwest
@theaski
@theaski 2 жыл бұрын
This what I'm terrified of becoming, as a theater kid. This is what I'm always terrified my acting looks like This is my nightmare.
@annav2780
@annav2780 2 жыл бұрын
I rewatched the beginning three times just to see Dipper again. I've already seen him on insta and Twitch but I'm still not over how cute he is (I probably never will be)
@lpsmissemmy
@lpsmissemmy 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper is so adorable!
@Gossamaggs
@Gossamaggs 10 ай бұрын
There's something so funny to me about the idea of Butler Darren running to hide in a bathroom or closet every time he's with 'Jocasta'.
@i.cant.pick.a.user_name
@i.cant.pick.a.user_name 3 ай бұрын
this is giving k drama like im lowkey invested in the drama
@Cerise4697
@Cerise4697 2 жыл бұрын
The Gold members get to see Dipper. My subscription is justified.
@lissbelfort7728
@lissbelfort7728 2 жыл бұрын
just when you think this channel can't get more wholesome, he brings in a puppy. jarvis you already had my heart, why this now
@Caroniver_Robocacci
@Caroniver_Robocacci 2 жыл бұрын
5:58 : A room in Darren's house 13:18 : The same room, in billionaireboss' girlfriend's house.
@yakketyyak6414
@yakketyyak6414 Жыл бұрын
My jaw genuinely dropped when I listened to the entire “fiddlesticked” tiktok. I was so unprepared for him to pivot directly into daddy issues and oedipus complexes that my brain broke a bit
@r.inerqic
@r.inerqic 2 жыл бұрын
This is giving me “My story animated” energy
@saskia9853
@saskia9853 2 жыл бұрын
i just had a shit birthday but now i feel better thanks jarvis
@paxtonpods
@paxtonpods 2 жыл бұрын
you good? happy birthday btw
@Aa_battery07
@Aa_battery07 2 жыл бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!
@ads605
@ads605 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday, hope it gets better
@rohangarg2468
@rohangarg2468 2 жыл бұрын
Happy birthdayyyy
@faith3174
@faith3174 2 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry about that but happy birthday !!!!
@mileysreputation5608
@mileysreputation5608 2 жыл бұрын
16:20 why arent we talking about the comment he was replying to? “wait youre not gay”💀
@rebekahj9015
@rebekahj9015 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis, I'd love to hear your thoughts on Eliana Ghen and Chris Barnett. They have a lot of very dramatic stories, but they're both genuinely pretty good at acting, so I'm interested in what you'd think. I love your videos! And Dipper is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while.
@timetravellinggourmet2570
@timetravellinggourmet2570 2 жыл бұрын
He is giving me hardcore theatre gay vibes.
@hellothere7150
@hellothere7150 2 жыл бұрын
DIPPER IS AMAZING
@bradonhoover3002
@bradonhoover3002 2 жыл бұрын
"Why do you have my face?" "You have... Mine." *cringes violently*
@wormsonstring
@wormsonstring 2 жыл бұрын
Dipper and jarvis match so well idk how to describe it they just match
@LazoGT
@LazoGT 2 жыл бұрын
The 1337 speak is so it doesnt get flagged automatically by a bot
@MikeKennedyNFL
@MikeKennedyNFL 2 жыл бұрын
This man is dating the Jedi Temple librarian. Respect.
@SaitoGray
@SaitoGray 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, can't blame him, she's badass.
@kyransawhill6650
@kyransawhill6650 2 жыл бұрын
The archives may not be complete, but he completes her.
@queernonbinary6919
@queernonbinary6919 2 жыл бұрын
It's true though, I was a good Christian girl and had no septum piercing. Now I'm a nonbinary badass with a septum piercing who says the f-word
@kailee_c
@kailee_c 9 ай бұрын
non binary is stupid
@stephaniejoobern1001
@stephaniejoobern1001 3 ай бұрын
"Why do you have my face" is so disney channel
@Epinardscaramel
@Epinardscaramel 2 жыл бұрын
As I said before, I'd rather watch a tiktok soap opera than another garbage “prank” channel 😅 This is kinda fun!
@lemmewholesome
@lemmewholesome 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, this stuff isn’t for me either, but it is much better. Unlike those terrible prank channels, this isn’t hurting anyone
@josjoererg
@josjoererg 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like this strange tiktok soap opera is something i watched here to make fun of but am now unironically becoming a fan of
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 9 ай бұрын
I actually find this entertaining, funnily enough! I did acting as well and I especially find Darren super charming and I actually like his acting! The way he speaks and does the facial expressions and these stories are great, knowing they're fake. I know TV shows are fake and yet that's why I watch them. The acting is really good in my opinion. Seems like any theater thing I've seen and I can't tell. Trust me, there's been WAY more bad acting and this is pretty good! Plus this content is a lot more entertaining than just randomly pointing at crap while not saying anything haha. This is actually pretty entertaining all things considered!
@annaronova9400
@annaronova9400 2 жыл бұрын
It would be so funny if we now got the news that Elon Musk is leaving his wife Cher and son Apollo 13 and this is all real
@annaronova9400
@annaronova9400 2 жыл бұрын
BITCH I WAS RIGHT????
@leahjk97
@leahjk97 2 жыл бұрын
why does this make me anxious like the way they’re pretending this made up nonsense is real makes me uncomfortable. especially the way they act it is just so like…off. it makes me very uncomfy
@hanaarikson8935
@hanaarikson8935 2 жыл бұрын
Jocasta is the name of Oedipus’s mother. This man knows his classics.
@ultraviolettas
@ultraviolettas 2 жыл бұрын
“Meet trixie” me expecting Trixie Mattel in full drag
@sharkshannon
@sharkshannon 2 жыл бұрын
these video stories remind me of those paranormal fake Twitter threads people would make about crazy shit happening to them . I remember following one pretty closely and not really knowing it was fake until after it had ended (I was also like 14) idk I think these are honestly really cool, sometimes it’s fun to make shit up on the internet
@ona512
@ona512 2 жыл бұрын
the sun disappeared or like?
@emilyrasputin
@emilyrasputin 10 ай бұрын
I thought I loved Dipper already but seeing his baby form for the first time is premium content 🥺💚
@maxr7616
@maxr7616 2 жыл бұрын
the “s3xt” thing is a big thing on tiktok, people censor words in captions to avoid getting flagged
@lodiak7768
@lodiak7768 2 жыл бұрын
dipper's eyebrows made me cry. i love him so much ;___;
@lodiak7768
@lodiak7768 2 жыл бұрын
also good video
@spokeinlilac
@spokeinlilac 2 жыл бұрын
When wattpad meets tiktok
@Pendji
@Pendji 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of those mafia tiktok crossover collabs. They sure love to live in fictional worlds.
@sporer_
@sporer_ 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s satire” is what stupid people put when they just don’t want to admit that something sucks. Most of them don’t understand what the word satire means lol
@amanda_ruck
@amanda_ruck 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a veterinary assistant, please properly vaccinate your doggo, and educate yourself on parvo!!! Keep him safe until he's fully vaccinated! What a beautiful baby!
@phosphenevision
@phosphenevision 2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis said on stream he is keeping him mostly inside until he gets vaccinated he's just waiting a bit because he has giardia rn (contracted before he adopted) so I think no worries Jarvis is a good dog dad
@amanda_ruck
@amanda_ruck 2 жыл бұрын
@@phosphenevision Thank you for telling me that! Yeah, a LOT of people get puppies that already have giardia
@tomisisinneedofhelp6709
@tomisisinneedofhelp6709 2 жыл бұрын
Scott Cramer and Jarvis are just the more wholesome Danny and Drew. Change my mind.
@sharonthornton8803
@sharonthornton8803 2 жыл бұрын
Danny and Drew are neutral good, Scott and Jarvis are lawful good, and Kurtis is chaotic good
@rebeccaboyer9924
@rebeccaboyer9924 2 жыл бұрын
@@sharonthornton8803 Cody is chaotic evil
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccaboyer9924 As is Leon Lush.
@eileendemott2338
@eileendemott2338 2 жыл бұрын
I like that fact that you skimmed over the fact that her 'twin' is the girl who's the billionaires daughter, but they are blood sisters maker her also a daughter of a billionaire
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 2 жыл бұрын
but the billionaire could be adoptive i assumed
@eileendemott2338
@eileendemott2338 2 жыл бұрын
@@JarvisJohnsonGOLD that's fair, but also adoptive parents still equals parent ? Ugh I'm overthinking fiction XD
@philmccraken
@philmccraken 2 жыл бұрын
I hate how he says “my billionaire boss” every time he refers to the “boss”
@junkyardjess9360
@junkyardjess9360 2 жыл бұрын
I would die for Dipper!!!!!!!!!
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