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@Uncle-Duncan-Shack2 жыл бұрын
Very sensible, hobbling the chair so it doesn't leave in the middle of the night.
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
Gotta be careful, it might get ideas and try hitting you with a typewriter, too.
@michellehoel3892 жыл бұрын
Since you tied it up facedown I think it would be a 'hogtie'.
@unclebach34952 жыл бұрын
this shows how he really like that chair
@patricktennant15852 жыл бұрын
Id leave to if you made me put up with some of the things that chair has seen.
@russellzauner2 жыл бұрын
he used bridal rope so she couldn't get away
@SuperDd402 жыл бұрын
I would have welded that cellulose foam with a 3/16" Baltic birch electrode, but what do i know, I'm not a woodallurgist.
@graemedavidson4992 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps a Tongue In Groove (TIG) welder.
@bluejayfabrications22162 жыл бұрын
I thought it 'wood' be a timberallurgist ?
@deth30212 жыл бұрын
Came for the rock and roll life style, stayed for the s&m chair bondage.
@Chris.Davies2 жыл бұрын
For decades my Dad consulted from an often-repaired oak rocking chair he purchased in upstate New York, as a kit, and brought back to New Zealand. To this day it remains one of the most comfortable chairs I have ever used. He died a year ago today. RIP LJHD!
@tag180rotax2 жыл бұрын
If you don't know how to tie knots, tie lots is a method I've been practicing my whole life. Glad to have a one liner for it now, thank you
@jmaclaren41472 жыл бұрын
RCN Bosun trade, If ye cannae tie knots...tie lots.
@chasedooley62372 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of wizardry they teach surgeons nowadays
@jamespowell73022 жыл бұрын
@@jmaclaren4147 Fuc'kn bosn's. Fuc'kn bosn's... (course, I'm a stoker...)
@issaccartwright7362 жыл бұрын
My grandad taught me the clove hitch and I use it often. I never get smug about it though.
@curtmazur51552 жыл бұрын
@@issaccartwright736 as he boasts about it lol
@78trav2 жыл бұрын
Ya had me at Norm. Then "can't tie a knot, tie a lot" I'm speechless!
@wondersofpie2 жыл бұрын
You are the first creator that I've come across that actually has tall sizes in their merch. I enjoy crop tops as much as the next guy but I prefer them to be on others not myself.
@A6Legit2 жыл бұрын
Thats funny m
@curtmazur51552 жыл бұрын
Preferably on female variety, the man boobs don't do it for me
@irdmoose2 жыл бұрын
I used to be an Amateurcrastinator, but thanks to the lessons from my now ex-wife, I finally went pro.
@glennllewellyn73692 жыл бұрын
We need to talk...with beers...many many beers. Aussie
@andybrooks40702 жыл бұрын
I have that exact same swivel chair on the left at the start of the video with the cast iron in the middle, it is one high tech piece for its time for sure
@arduinoversusevil20252 жыл бұрын
It's a little small, but by this point I've invested so much sitting time...
@crazycanucknation2 жыл бұрын
Something-something sunk cost fallacy
@danhammond84062 жыл бұрын
@@arduinoversusevil2025 just fold out the outriggers for hauling a wide load
@maggotpudding2 жыл бұрын
Top tip. When gluing already glued parts that have come undone it's best to use epoxy or somesuch glue when re-gluing because aforementioned parts have glued surface to them and woodglue doesn't like to stick to that. Or you go through terrible trouble to clean them well enough in which case they are too loose anyway to use woodglue with.
@kennethhicks21132 жыл бұрын
And there's always the steel glue nails
@Jan-mu6vs2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you need to shave it down to raw-dog to make wood glue work like it should
@danhammond84062 жыл бұрын
Just weld it..........
@mookfaru8352 жыл бұрын
Or just sand i
@_Frank_the_Tank2 жыл бұрын
Gorilla glue worked wonders on my "fancy" wooden kitchen chairs that came out of the neighbors garbage. Didn't even bother cleaning the holes out, just shot em full of goo and stabbed the peg back in, then cranked it down tight with a couple ratchet straps and left it over night. They've been holding up for about 6 years now.
@scottcates2 жыл бұрын
When your so-called wood game meets your so-called rigging game.
@johnbeauvais31592 жыл бұрын
Remember, you should be able to slide two fingers between the rope and skin if you’re doing it properly.
@squigtonianmayhem46022 жыл бұрын
A truckers hitch would have sufficed. But, the twisty trick with Andy's Shawshank thumb detector and the wild boar back scratcher was impressive. Take three beers outta petty cash.
@jurvichius2 жыл бұрын
Seven smashed lips sucker versus a whole bunch of what evers and you got your self a frying pan paradise, its beer o'clock somewhere amen.
@nathanieljames74622 жыл бұрын
Dufresne
@Healthliving19672 жыл бұрын
You definitely have a way with words Ave lol,i like your humour and quick wittedness on a broad range of topics. In these difficult and unpredictable times its great to listen and watch someone like yourself,your one liners are some of the best ive heard. Laughter is the key to happiness and health. Love your videos and words of wisdom lol 😆👍
@issaccartwright7362 жыл бұрын
I don't know when your birthday is, I'm guessing this year. But anyway, check vice grip garage. Happy Birthday.
@ltjon19242 жыл бұрын
Ass kisser!
@tomthompson74002 жыл бұрын
Been looking forwards to this so so much Ill watch it later . lol
@MrOllie79122 жыл бұрын
The crackling fire, the chair, the constant stream of innuendos. Very cozy.
@ACoupleStoners2 жыл бұрын
This guy is the uncle we all wish we had.
@Helloworld-lg6zm2 жыл бұрын
Uncle bumblefuck
@dannykyle79502 жыл бұрын
Found and refinished a rocking chair very similar when my first daughter was born. Followed soon by my second daughter. Some of my best memories happened in that chair.
@pentachronic2 жыл бұрын
Like getting splinters ? Good times!!!
@A6Legit2 жыл бұрын
Uh oh now youre never gonna get rid of it 😉
@dannykyle79502 жыл бұрын
@@pentachronic I actually found some very nice cushions for it, too. So no, no splinters.
@bigjared89462 жыл бұрын
"Handsome looking Persian fellow, Freddy Mercury." I'll never unsee this
@dj_paultuk70522 жыл бұрын
I gotta get myself one of those fancy Wooden Mallets.
@mkultra45422 жыл бұрын
His is still "splinter-nuut" . . .as we would say in Afrikaans . . .here in the shirthole cuntry of South-Afrique.
@SeanBZA2 жыл бұрын
@@mkultra4542 Yes, splinter nuut, nou is hy maar net as in the grond.
@dudleydeplorable53072 жыл бұрын
My granny had the exact same rocker. We used it to tumble gramps into the dumpster.
@Itsa_Mea2 жыл бұрын
And if the repair fails, it shall provide 5 minutes of warmth.
@619TheLineman2 жыл бұрын
I've been keeping a stack of mallets in the yard for years
@j.markkrzystofiak99072 жыл бұрын
Marine grade bridle rope. Must be for sea horses then eh?
@kiwidonkeyk16562 жыл бұрын
I don't know which is more shocking, the chair bondage or the fact you posses wood glue.
@Chris-du7hi2 жыл бұрын
It's a pretty big bottle of glue too.
@GashimahironChl2 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-du7hi Wood elf disguising as steel termite
@stoddern2 жыл бұрын
When confronted with a chair made like this with peg in hole design, instead of using glue and having to repair again in a year or 2, lightly sand off the finish on the peg and clean any glue from the hole, liberally apply fresh cheap motor oil into the hole and on the peg, insert like only a man can do with a bit of force and hold firm till the wood swells, when fully engorged with oil the peg will never leave it's hole again. Just as every man wishes he could do.
@Jan-mu6vs2 жыл бұрын
I'll try that some time, I usually use shavings and glue...
@peterwill36992 жыл бұрын
And if it does not work you will never get glue to stick ever again.
@stoddern2 жыл бұрын
@@peterwill3699 You clearly have no clue how much dry wood will absorb oil as if it was water and how much it will swell, however unlike water the oil won't evaporate. Try a test for yourself take a scrap board drill a dead-end hole then take a piece of dowel, make sure the they will be a snug fit now fill the hole halfway with the cheapest motor oil you can find and pound the dowel in, let it sit for 2 days then try to separate them. I've been making rustic outdoor benches out of logs for decades like this. All with a chainsaw, bit and brace and homemade shillelagh, take a log cut off 2 rounds the length you want the bench to set above the ground, then cut a length of what you desire the bench to be, split the log length wise, flip flat side down, on either end cut a flat just big enough for the rounds. Flip back up right and mock up on the rounds, sit straddled on bench and use bit and brace to drill 2 holes threw the bench top into the rounds, 4-6 inches into the rounds is enough, take a foot of dowel trim one end enough to start it in the hole, fill hole with oil and smack that dowel home, trim flat and repeat till you have 2 dowels per round ideally 4 inches or more apart for stability then place bench next to your favorite firepit or trail side vista, pond what ever it will never loosen up and if you debark everything first there shouldn't be any rot, I've had these things around for 20+ years no issues. Wood working is simple and you don't need fancy expensive tools unless you're lazy and like to flash money around instead of working with your brain and hands! Sure it'll smell a little like motor oil for like a week so you wash off any excess and put it in a shed for a few days. I've fixed plenty of chairs, tables and even stairway banisters this way, never had to re glue, pound a nail back in, tighten a screw in a year or deal with squeaks.
@jmarevans2 жыл бұрын
Not Linseed oil?
@stoddern2 жыл бұрын
@@jmarevans I've never tried that, I learned this from an old timer, he never said why motor oil, if you try others I'd stay clear of food oils that will spoil and stink when rancid. If you try linseed I'd use boiled linseed. If I had to guess, the typical oils used in woodworking typically for finishes are too thin and won't make the wood swell enough.
@JLneonhug2 жыл бұрын
How clever, never thought of using rope to clamp it down.
@arduinoversusevil20252 жыл бұрын
Big Clamp can't sell you every size under the sun if you just use a tag of rope.
@danhammond84062 жыл бұрын
Just improving his bondage game with the better three quarters
@NiHaoMike642 жыл бұрын
@@danhammond8406 It's confusing enough that there's a router in networking and a completely unrelated router in woodworking, don't tell me that there's such thing as bondage in woodworking to go with a completely unrelated bondage in networking. (For those who aren't into IT, bondage is one way to make multiple parallel network links act like a single faster network link. Did 3x 100BaseT links on two PCs to a Cisco switch back when I was in college and Gigabit was still really expensive. Changed to IEEE1394 instead since that was equivalent to 4x 100BaseT and didn't have the packet jitter issue bondage can have.)
@iFixJunk2 жыл бұрын
Ratchet straps make a good clamp, particularly around something like a picture frame.
@pete38972 жыл бұрын
Heh, I hadn't quite caught the subtle "Channel-mens" welcome before; you always had me fooled into thinking it was "Gentlemen...". Well played :)
@garrygiordano40592 жыл бұрын
Great use of rope to clamp the glued parts together. It’s a classic technique called the Spanish Windlass
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
I've always known it as the Hungarian Dominatrix.
@iFixJunk2 жыл бұрын
There's a few names for it. I've heard "Spanish Windlass" and also "Polish Winch"....
@candudaddy2 жыл бұрын
The “Mexican Comealong”.
@glennllewellyn73692 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the old ‘Come ‘ere Viet Cong’
@yzrippin2 жыл бұрын
I've heard that referred to as a San Francisco hogtie
@terrypickette1182 жыл бұрын
I miss Norm and the new Yankee Workshop - 👍 👍 🔧 - 👀
@arduinoversusevil20252 жыл бұрын
They got the old episodes on KZfaq. But don't do it! It'll ruin the false nostalgia.
@mkultra45422 жыл бұрын
@@arduinoversusevil2025 Like watching MacGyver.
@devanzoshift72982 жыл бұрын
So what, I’ll have another Nahm flashback… Carpentry = therapy
@jcgutliph54452 жыл бұрын
I am absolutely overjoyed to see that someone else has the same organization method as I do with their shop, piles of stuff on top of more stuff with extra things delicately balanced on top of the gizmos and doodads that you need to keep track of. It’s organized chaos with the organization but damn it all if I can’t break the habit.
@felixflores17342 жыл бұрын
Could you do a short video on the collapse of the less than 1 year old wooden arches in hickory north Carolina . I'd love to hear your thoughts.
@harveysmith1002 жыл бұрын
I normally feel rather stupid when I watch your channel so it's lovely to watch you struggling with wood. My wife walks in and asks my why I have a smug look on my face?
@tugbutker19512 жыл бұрын
Shook my stump to this great video
@carsondinwoodie58402 жыл бұрын
I simply love this guys content. You dont need to be a high energy comic that does nothing but deliver a rapid volume of high stimulus to entertain people. Proper clever idiums is often just the right thing to do the trick.
@zkhydro49852 жыл бұрын
Ave: "Is it in yet?" Me: "In yet? I'm done!!!"
@kharner54192 жыл бұрын
Ordered me a couple of the shirts good sir :) You never fail to entertain with your wisdom, and teach with your methods. :)
@FriedEggsMegee2 жыл бұрын
Wipe ozzed wood glue with a wet rag. makes the joints clean. everybody loves a clean joint.
@peteledwidge36312 жыл бұрын
The Rocking chair, suitably threatened by the fire, submitted to some rough Love.
@assassinlexx19932 жыл бұрын
So this was a demonstration on how to strangle wood . Here i thought I was going to enjoy watching old tree carcasse go where they belong. Waiting for part deux. Making a proper spring powered rocker out of steel.
@em0_tion2 жыл бұрын
Footsie bondage makes the wood glue come out with excitement. 👌
@QWERTYZ1CATS2 жыл бұрын
Thankyou Uncle BumbleFuck I appreciate your rants of wood elf related activities.
@steamfan71472 жыл бұрын
If we don't see the rocking chair after this, we'll know what happened to it 😆
@jaystohne64412 жыл бұрын
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you
@RalfyCustoms2 жыл бұрын
Come back dewclaw, all is forgiven More power!
@_topikk_2 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite AvE video. I’ll have to watch it a 3rd time to be certain.
@damienduguay68772 жыл бұрын
Always appreciate a good might knot. Might hold, might not
@chadwilcox10772 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best channel ever
@seanfraser91622 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you, again. Lovely, hand-crafted wooden mallet. I think youve found your calling
@mrshelbz21412 жыл бұрын
MORE hot rockin chair repair ACTION!
@lysergicY2K2 жыл бұрын
as a life long wood elf my self, i see you are at least willing to make an attempt and applaud you efforts kind sir. so I bought a t shirt
@robr30152 жыл бұрын
Dew Claw has great taste, it will make a fine addition to my collection!
@Leroys_Stuff2 жыл бұрын
You always make my day a little better AvE thank you brother
@adamc97782 жыл бұрын
There once was a wood elf of Canaderp His redeeming qualities few... There's a limerick here boys.
@thesleeperofrlyeh90152 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love that old new Yankee work house reference. Keep up the attempts at workin'. It'll pay dividends...and what's more, ya don't even need tah plug the dingus in the rotoscooter tah make it chooch!
@TechOne76712 жыл бұрын
Lovin the New Yankee Workshop references. Nice one Norm!!
@caodesignworks24072 жыл бұрын
Never thought you for that particular kink, but we all handle our wood differently
@teebu2 жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting that chair in the fire by the end of the video
@blueman59242 жыл бұрын
I’m holding out for the “Procrasturbation, or clean the Workbench ?” T shirt. Can only sell the left nut once ye know. 😉
@mickvk Жыл бұрын
I actually have a running list of AvE'isms. Addition: Don't know how to tie knots, tie lots!! Brilliant.
@amorphuc2 жыл бұрын
Damn AVE. I love your knowledge and your banter hangs me on every word. Thanks man. "Wood carcass manglers" and pretty much every thing else you said. Nice!
@jbird3214 Жыл бұрын
I've subscribed just to buy the shake stumps with danger shirt at a later point That is hilarious 😂
@doatmidnight85402 жыл бұрын
I love not knowing what I am hearing half the time. Very enjoyable channel.
@BP-bx6si2 жыл бұрын
Stretch a couple of turns of surgical tubing around it. Works great and conforms to any shape without marring
@flyingdutchmanforge57952 жыл бұрын
FIRST! Love your stuff man! wink wink! Had to take a hiatus for reasons not worth discussing but I’m no worse for the wear!!! Happy to be watching again!
@flyingdutchmanforge57952 жыл бұрын
Holy shart balls you’re still burnin the dead tree carcasses up there!? Fork me I’m on the front porch in shorts and boots looking American as F down here in ol’ Indianaderp!
@davidcat14552 жыл бұрын
@@flyingdutchmanforge5795 Got chucked in the KZfaq slammer huh? Never mind. Happens to the best of us.
@nyinkercom2 жыл бұрын
AvE just went 50 shades with the rope :-D
@charliegoodson82472 жыл бұрын
I almost had a heat stroke watching this. It is 95 deg imperial in Texas and here you are setting up the fireplace. We only have 2 seasons. Summer and almost summer.
@goldenandlilchick2 жыл бұрын
What about that ice storm blackout thing? Almost looked like a balmy spring day on Hoth.
@charliegoodson82472 жыл бұрын
@@goldenandlilchick That is north/central Texas. We don't claim them. In December on Christmas day, you could play in the snow in Amarillo and drive south 9-12 hours and swim in the ocean. All in Texas.
@charliegoodson82472 жыл бұрын
@@goldenandlilchick That was also a freak event. Some areas got snow that rarely sees temp below freezing. That being said I could go the rest of my life without dealing with snow again. That was awful.
@grantmcinnes11762 жыл бұрын
I'm only here to say that I watch a mountain of youtube hands channels, and they all sound like AvE now, with the doobly doos and the farstners. All hail, king of the hands channels.
@thebiglimey2 жыл бұрын
when it comes to disposable wood elf mallets, it's all about never mind the quality, feel the girth.
@cgoad2 жыл бұрын
Hi AvE. "Procrasturbation". What an excellent Canuckistan piece of verbiage. Well done Master Oratorian. Terrific video.
@boonecountygenerators30522 жыл бұрын
I remember repairing furniture that way back in the day, before ratchet straps were invented.
@microbuilder2 жыл бұрын
"Procrasturbation" ...finally, a word that truly explains my life...
@7urd2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a proper use for those wiretwisters!
@VorpalGun2 жыл бұрын
As someone who knows how to tie various relevant knots, that was painful to watch. But it got the job done I guess, so well done!
@SeaWasp2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, best clamp knot is a trucker hitch. Couple of 'em would go a long way here. Best way to move 150 prawn traps in the back of your pickup truck to the band in Ukee, after prawning way North Island. Been to Salmo, and Rossland + Trail, and got a chance to see the landlocked Kokanee salmon. Beautiful town, scenery and fish
@johnsona64282 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, second winter. Also known as spring in most of the world
@johngreene79282 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 My old man used to call it Pearl Harbour weather... There was a nip in the air! 🤣🤣😂😂
@DemonsAura2 жыл бұрын
Something actualy was put together again ,guess healing bench is full. Love your videos. Thank you.
@raymitchell97362 жыл бұрын
The way that you glued and * *gently* * tappy-tap-tapped that chair back together... was... Okay! But I'm kind of surprised that you didn't try to weld that chair back together... now don't get me wrong... I'm not saying that it wouldn't have worked, but if you had... there would be a lot more heat in the shop that's for sure.
@buillioncubes2 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the whole thing to wind up in the stove by the end.
@raymitchell97362 жыл бұрын
@@buillioncubes Yep... Great minds think a like! LOL
@buillioncubes2 жыл бұрын
@@raymitchell9736 😂👍
@TXHusker052 жыл бұрын
Oh god he's turning into a wood elf. That one week of summer can't come soon enough.
@Intimidator822 жыл бұрын
There was a reason they called it the New Yankee workshop, cause that's the same as a quickie, except you do it yourself. Sometimes the trusty meat club just isn't large enough and it has you reaching for someone else's wood which is much larger than your own
@888johnmac2 жыл бұрын
saw this upload yesterday .. got around to watching it today
@nottelling84402 жыл бұрын
@AvE Thank you for another wonderful video
@Balderick2 жыл бұрын
Yur the Wurst! Thanks for yur complaxitive Backyard BC BS!!🌲
@sierrasailor2 жыл бұрын
That repair was a piece of Cake
@barabolak2 жыл бұрын
Gray JB weld (black/white combination) is extremely good when it comes to gluing wooden chairs
@CallMeUbba2 жыл бұрын
Have a hard time using it since it smells like some holes I happed in my younger years
@RandomAmbles2 жыл бұрын
Wood welding.
@ac.creations2 жыл бұрын
The coolest ones are where you kiln dry everything and fit them exact size and they swell together at equilibrium moisture
@Bradimus12 жыл бұрын
I didn't see glue squirt out. Needs more. MOAR.
@pizzalord3n2 жыл бұрын
Knock on wood does really have a sentiment when it comes to beating it into submission with its own kind. Ironic isn't it
@thereptileguyz72652 жыл бұрын
I see 50 Shades of wood lol we know what your shop looks like I'm glad we haven't seen your basement that rocking chair is partaking in bondage but after should be as good as new you're always good for a laugh and once in awhile I think I might even learned something thanks again
@MikeOrkid2 жыл бұрын
Can we give it up for our boy for handing out shirts for the guys who are struggling. Gentleman and a scholar, right there.
@tactileslut2 жыл бұрын
A few hundred miles south it's already hot and sticky with the A/C pumping the heat and moisture to the backyard nearly as hard as it can.
@benfriel122 жыл бұрын
Probably in the top 5 rocking chair videos I’ve watched this evening. Running out of ideas almost faster than posting content 😘
@mkultra45422 жыл бұрын
Is that a blow-dryer Freddy Mercury is holding up . . .must be dollying himself up for Aladdin and the magic carpet ride through the dark regions of Asia.
@jimmyrustler89832 жыл бұрын
I'd bet if they ever find Hoffas body, they'll discover the same knots used to tie him up were also used in this video.
@jaskew18482 жыл бұрын
WOW!!! I always wondered what Canadian bdsm was like. I heard you can always tell the pros from the quality of the ropes they use
@fartzinacan2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think you feel so much closer to your fellow wood elf, Matthias Wandel, after watching this.
@stephensellers2453 Жыл бұрын
I like the old antique chair there with the claw feet
@triplebasic2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the First Class Amateur video on how to properly lasso a rocking chair.
@filecabinet8272 жыл бұрын
I like the new shirts!
@arduinoversusevil20252 жыл бұрын
I get a chuckle out of 'em. I got a marriage license to laugh at my own jokes.
@markk69572 жыл бұрын
True carpenter uses glue but the contractor in me just screams just grab a couple drywall screws.
@stanimir41972 жыл бұрын
why not both, that way you can skip the dominatrix action