see you all in five years when it’s recommended to us all again.
@Icouldntthinkofanamelol4 жыл бұрын
See you soon bro
@NotEvenSquidward4 жыл бұрын
This is the third time Ive seen you today
@Icouldntthinkofanamelol4 жыл бұрын
Not Squidward me?
@Icouldntthinkofanamelol4 жыл бұрын
Not Squidward or Barney?
@aisparrow97344 жыл бұрын
Not Squidward fr? on what videos cause ive been commenting on short videos all day. Also there’s a lot of barnes which is why i will be changing my name soon
@MattWithTheCat45414 жыл бұрын
"The reason children cheat is because the school system values grades more than children value learning. " - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
@djbreck10414 жыл бұрын
When Neil says something that isnt dumb it's pretty good. Edit;spelling
@emcustard4 жыл бұрын
Really, the school system values grades more than it values teaching. The children and the teachers are doing the best with what they're given.
@richman3604 жыл бұрын
No people cheat because they don't want to try and learn the material lol.
@quab57384 жыл бұрын
Solitude I don’t understand you, you literally just repeated what the original quote is saying, while also insinuating that the quote is incorrect? Like, what the fuck
@sirgrinder4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but these are fucking adults
@hamcheesecola2 жыл бұрын
College - Don't cheat Also college - we know you're an art history major, but you have to take this Calculus class, even though you specifically chose art history because you're bad at math
@drakenguard952 жыл бұрын
Same but with English literature. I sure as fuck cheated on my math course. Why do I need to know statistics for old dead guys?
@mibosaurus2 жыл бұрын
@@drakenguard95 lmao
@Vortex-qb2se2 жыл бұрын
@@drakenguard95 Math is the language and logic of the Universe. Knowing basic math and having decent logic is necessary for every human being in today's world. It is just as important as speaking the primary language of the country you live in. That is why you need to know math, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you'll achieve those two things through University classes, since mojority of math teachers don't know how to actually teach math. For example, instead of having the students understand the logic of a formula and be able to use it, they make the students memorize the formula. Math is not about memorizing, it is about logical thinking. Sadly, most of the teachers and even some professors don't get the main concept and prioritize memorization over thinking and learning. Here's how a good math teacher proceeds: - Explain the importantance of that field of math and what it is used for in real life, students will never question. Motivate them to study that before moving onto the lesson itself. - Show a formula and explain how to get to that formula out of something the students already know OR if there is enough time, make them "discover" that formula themselves. - Make them solve many exercises using it. - Let them use a list of formulas in test if they need to, but in most cases they would've already memorized all formulas if doing previous two steps properly. -Spend time to explain something even if it's not the topic of today's lesson because everything is important. Here's what a bad one does: - Give formula or theorem. - Memorize it or you'll die 👹👹👹 - Give easy homework without even explaining to them why they need to solve homeworks (solving exercises in math is the key to learning it but in reality students dont understand that unless you convince them that this is true). - Expect students to be able to solve everything with the formula of theorem because they know it, even if they don't understand it. - "if we had a lesson about it, you must know it. I wont explain something we already studied because you didnt understand it"
@Among3402 жыл бұрын
@@Vortex-qb2se Uh yeah that's true, but i think some people are just naturally bad at math For example I always liked math but I sucked so bad at it because I just lacked the logic in that field. I don't blame my teachers though, they always tried to help, but sometimes it just wouldn't get into my thick skull, no matter how hard I tried. But then again I never really put that much effort in it, maybe if I would've, things could have been different, but it would still have been a hard subject no matter how much study I would get. 🤷
@kaidenderomero42352 жыл бұрын
@@Vortex-qb2se understanding basic math essential too bad 80% of essential math courses are far from basic and won't be used unless you're specifically going into a field that uses those. But also from that agree with you
@hoi-polloi1863 Жыл бұрын
Prof Harvey was my first CS professor way back in the day! Loved his lectures, and am glad he's getting some love on KZfaq.
@eshatbereitsbegonnen7313 Жыл бұрын
Hoi Polloi! ❤ Humanity is a living whole and we are just (in)significant parts of that crazy mass.
@whitehorse8558 Жыл бұрын
@@eshatbereitsbegonnen7313How can be we insignificant if we make up the mass lol
@princealmighty53914 ай бұрын
He was mine too he took us to Disney world as all the students passed. Met my first love there in Disney world been together for 3 years including now. We visited all parks magic kingdom animal kingdom and Hollywood studios.
@tarik69902 ай бұрын
Is he still teaching?
@hoi-polloi18632 ай бұрын
@@tarik6990 Yep! He's still going strong.
@iizvullok4 жыл бұрын
"The reason you don't cheat is that you will become a person that quotes people in the internet to sound smart without even knowing the person who was originally behind the quote." -Aristoteles 330BC
@tigertian12514 жыл бұрын
OOH self roast those are rare
@adwitatherealadwita4 жыл бұрын
tigertian 12 A suicide by words as the redditors would say.
@justoriginal60294 жыл бұрын
@@tigertian1251 but he wrote down who made the quote. edit: *sigh* after 11 months people are still commenting on what I said... mine was also a joke to add on to what tiger said...
@tigertian12514 жыл бұрын
@@justoriginal6029 OOh that was an even worse one to your self.
@confl1ct1804 жыл бұрын
tigertian 12 bruh YOU missed the joke
@rjose7054 жыл бұрын
"WHY YOU SHOULD NOT CHEAT" -Recommended for you
@Rosa_00004 жыл бұрын
You looked at your phone during the test, but you didn't expect your phone to look back. You just got nothing-personaled by your own phone.
@forzaguy835gaming24 жыл бұрын
bruh, same, it has showed up for me like 4 times in the past week
@gabem32514 жыл бұрын
KZfaq knows its finals week.
@apocalypticbean4 жыл бұрын
I never cheat! (anymore)
@SankhaKelumDahanaggalaSKD4 жыл бұрын
Didn't see this coming 🤣🤣
@mulsimin__2 жыл бұрын
Cheating is a terrible feeling, but failing gives you suicidal feelings
@andrewgajdalo4802 жыл бұрын
If you are really feeling suicidal from getting a bad test you should probably take it more easily or get help
@alecLogan2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgajdalo480 Or, perhaps, trying something else. There’s something to be said for continuing to try despite failing, but there’s just as much to be said about recognizing that something isn’t “clicking,” and moving on to something that can.
@slick_schlick28792 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgajdalo480 Uhm don't you have parents and other relatives just dying to know your grades? If not then you may never know the true horror tests and grades bring to a person.
@halflight88112 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgajdalo480 Well people unlike you have no choice, "I will throw you out of the house", "I will beat your face up","you have no future". This is what they get, And i got it for not getting full marks on a test.
@VenusChad2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, especially if you’re paying for the courses
@mklein12 жыл бұрын
I've cheated multiple times during my studies. I feel absolutely no remorse. If I'm going to be assessed in such a cut-throat way, I will do what I can to succeed.
@xXscreamingkoalaXx2 жыл бұрын
By "succeed" you mean make money. Truth is, you've already failed at being a trustworthy person. So you might as well admit it. You value money over everything else.
@mklein12 жыл бұрын
@@xXscreamingkoalaXx And? I know what makes me happy in life. You can't pull the moral high ground on me here by claiming that I failed in being a 'trustworthy' person because truthfully, I don't care. If money is a pathway to my goals, which it is, I will value it like my life depends on it.
@mklein12 жыл бұрын
@@xXscreamingkoalaXx Wow, more personal attacks despite you knowing literally nothing about me. You don't know how I approach my commitments in life, and my relationships with others, so don't assume. I'm not harming anyone in what I do, none of my courses are even graded on a curve. If anything, the most harm I'm doing is to myself, if I did decide to do anything related to my degree, so you literally have no reason to care other than claiming moral superiority which is honestly more pathetic.
@mklein12 жыл бұрын
@UCf4c0JJpGVrrMTcy7Vppw5w "Violent criminal" right, my drive to earn money to live a good life, provide for my family, and achieve my long-term goals is really pushing me to rob a convenience store for the money because I just have to "go for it".
@xXscreamingkoalaXx2 жыл бұрын
@@mklein1 You said it, not me. "Like my life depends on it." There's your mistake. Your life is about more than money. One important part is being trustworthy, so that others can love you. What you just said is a demonstration that you're not trustworthy at all when money is involved. You should tell that to people in your life and see what they think.
@TheXodic984 жыл бұрын
This was so inspiring that I stopped cheating on my wife
@dotzero30144 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-sc8mj5bb6k4 жыл бұрын
bruh moment
@Fish_1524 жыл бұрын
Fish
@mmuhee1514 жыл бұрын
Fish that’s deep😳
@strebicux61744 жыл бұрын
What absolute dedication
@brodypenn3 жыл бұрын
I love how KZfaq recommends this to everyone during the coronavirus online school era when everyone’s cheating.
@liambuchanan39423 жыл бұрын
Lmao for real
@mosesdevadass60563 жыл бұрын
I’m really hoping my teachers don’t look at this comment
@adidascat57733 жыл бұрын
@@mosesdevadass6056 math papa moment
@jimboreaddabible7773 жыл бұрын
Like in the 2020 election?😏
@jimboreaddabible7773 жыл бұрын
Good for this guy! Mega-kudos to you sir!
@cachdeques2 жыл бұрын
I never cheated on my exams at university, but during the weekly assessements cheating / copying answers while understanding what was copied was common, and I must say it was a great way to learn, and I still remember some of those questions. That was for me like cooperation
@LNVACVAC9 ай бұрын
Weekly assesment? Where did you graduate? At Solovki Gulag?
@You_Ate_My_Soap9 ай бұрын
Well, good for you then
@nickcunningham63444 ай бұрын
I literally use ChatGPT as a free tutor. A lot of professors would consider it cheating, and it is if you're just blindly copying answers. But if you actually read and check ChatGPT's answers, understand them, and maybe even verify some of them online, at that point it's just a more efficient way to learn.
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
@@You_Ate_My_Soap😂😂 Don't be Bitter!
@dophop2 жыл бұрын
I remember putting such little effort into a biology assignment I didn’t use the text book or internet. I was okay with getting bad marks on it. But then the teacher tried to say i plagiarized when I hadn’t used any information materials at all. Just off the top of my head. One of the most frustrating encounters of me not caring and a teacher thinking I cared enough to cheat. Smh.
@TheSilvershadow20010 ай бұрын
You said you didn't use any material. If you write something off the top of your head and it turns out to be a fact proven by someone else, it has to be cited or it is indeed plagiarism. Most likely that's what they meant.
@dophop10 ай бұрын
@@TheSilvershadow200 it’s not what they meant but thanks for the response anyway.
@BornTrespasser4 ай бұрын
@@TheSilvershadow200no it's not. It's not plagiarism to explain or show understanding of scientific concepts without citing who discovered it every time.
@giusepperesponte80773 жыл бұрын
I’m proud to say I never cheated a single time throughout school. I failed most of my classes and dropped out but that’s beside the point.
@NotShanks.3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@CRUUGG3 жыл бұрын
A true king
@theozuretti60913 жыл бұрын
Who asked tho
@Barbspongebob3 жыл бұрын
@@theozuretti6091 would you shut up?
@wawa94683 жыл бұрын
Shoulda cheated
@itslash84934 жыл бұрын
“I don’t wanna fly an airplane that was engineered by someone who cheated in this class” *2020 zoom class tests*
@carlbergelcias4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the cheat is not a part of the process, the cheat is the process
@user-de4cq6uk6l4 жыл бұрын
Boeing: *looks away*
@gregc64414 жыл бұрын
You'd be amazed at how many people cheat their way through A&P school (aviation mechanic) as the tests are all based on a prepware study tool where all of the questions and answers are exactly the same word for word on the actual tests. All you have to do is look through prepware and memorize the answers to get through the program. These are people that want to work for major airlines you all fly on!! Only thing that will hold them back (hopefully) is the O&P where they will have to explain and demonstrate how they got the answers and perform a simple maintenance task on an aircraft. Scary shit.
@jake98544 жыл бұрын
well for my class... they re still alien cipher even if I cheat...
@zan19714 жыл бұрын
@@gregc6441 How is that any different than memorizing a text book for school? By your logic all children who memorize answers for exams are cheating.
@remyratatouille5206 ай бұрын
A lot of the students that missed this lecture went on to design and manufacture planes at Boeing
@SHx5892 жыл бұрын
I understand his sentiment. But the real world doesn’t reward honesty. Unfortunately. Fake it till you make it!
@nathanr17132 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Fake it till you make it to federal prison
@krispybacon99272 жыл бұрын
@@nathanr1713 lmao
@krispybacon99272 жыл бұрын
See how that works out
@Smokey14192 жыл бұрын
Youve condemned yourself to a life you dont know how to do
@logang46322 жыл бұрын
It depends on who you work with. I know too many honest people to leave this statement unopposed.
@Sami-xv8ve4 жыл бұрын
my teacher always says " your integrity is worth way more than a number"
@sofanice74454 жыл бұрын
Hes wrong
@jamesMcroy124 жыл бұрын
lmao bs no college is gonna be like "Yeah THIS gUy Has A 4.0 BuT THIS OnE Has A 2.9 Gpa aND IntEgRIty, LeTs taKE Him". Yes, if they know you cheated ur fucked but if you cheat without getting caught its gg
If you cheat to get a degree, and its caught later even after you have a career/licensed, the college can and would probably revoke your bachelor's degree/license in a state and therefore loose your job. Ever day you make money is money stolen because you dont deserve to have that license to work to begin with. End of story: DONT CHEAT ANYWAY
@kullaxp45634 жыл бұрын
@@danielallison3540 congratulation
@kullaxp45634 жыл бұрын
@@danielallison3540 congratulation
@Alperpuse284 жыл бұрын
@@@danielallison3540 congratulation
@robbiverse4 жыл бұрын
@@danielallison3540 congratulations
@jezsez50742 жыл бұрын
In my experience as an engineer (25 years) - the people that cheat, backstab, lie and talk themselves up always do a lot better than the technical experts.
@nathanr17132 жыл бұрын
Alot better at what? Getting to federal prison lol?
@Fearseblack2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanr1713 that's funny but the person above is speaking truth. People do all the above and somehow come out ahead. Excluding minorities
@lojika1majik2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanr1713 how do you go to prison for lying about your skill
@josiahademiluyi4677 Жыл бұрын
@@nathanr1713 just why
@rrestoring_faith Жыл бұрын
Sounds like an even bigger problem.
@Zlics2 жыл бұрын
Honestly man, you know what, this speech right here just gave me a different outlook. I’m someone who cheats a lot on tests, quizzes, you name it. You never know when it’s gonna catch up to you. Ive decided I’m gonna continue cheating, but this really changed my outlook on doing it.
@alexandritesblindfold Жыл бұрын
Hope things have gotten better
@JamesCarpeDiem10 ай бұрын
just study harder
@odie-wankenodie860710 ай бұрын
Wise words
@BornTrespasser4 ай бұрын
😂
@TheOriginalJphyper3 жыл бұрын
"Don't cheat off the guy next to you because they're probably an idiot." -my 6th grade teacher
@wayneurquhart19673 жыл бұрын
Was she talking to the person next to you?
@TheOriginalJphyper3 жыл бұрын
@@wayneurquhart1967 She was talking to the whole class. Nice try, though.
@wayneurquhart19673 жыл бұрын
@@TheOriginalJphyper Did you get my joke?
@TheOriginalJphyper3 жыл бұрын
@@wayneurquhart1967 She was talking to me. You're the one next to me. (Yes, I did. Hence the phrase "nice try, though." I was too busy at the time to counter-joke; I'd just woken up and had to get ready for work.)
@arhamsaa3 жыл бұрын
That's so idiotic of her.
@NinJa-qr1sp3 жыл бұрын
Grading on a curve is evil... This statement is pure gold
@HassanAhmed-rf9xr3 жыл бұрын
sorry how is that pure gold?
@theWebWizrd3 жыл бұрын
@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr because a lot of schools at least in the US does it and tries to justify it. It's refreshing to hear someone actually speaking common sense.
@tseikkisnelkytkaks90133 жыл бұрын
@@theWebWizrd Completely agree. It also makes your grade dependent on what kind of luck you happen to have with the classmates - there necassarily aren't that many people on some small course, get five absolute brainiacs who will ace every test and boom you're now bad even tho you're doing just fine. It's simply not a fair way to grade anything when there's a set of things you need to learn and you're examined on how well you learned those things. I have no clue how this makes sense from the institution's point of view; except if they teach poorly or have particularly bad students (which is almost never the case, it tends to even out); they can then pretend their results are average because they are average by definition.
@bigdaddyj20263 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't call it evil (or gold). In my experience in college, in most instances of grading on curves with regular size classes (30+ students), either an average (myself) student's grade won't change or it will slightly go up. Yes, you're going to have some brainy people that ace every test/assignment, but I find that usually teachers will apply the curve to help, rather than hurt, the other students. Of course, the goal of the class is to learn as much as possible while applying ourselves the best we can to that goal so we should all strive for A's. Just my 2 cents.
@314shorts3 жыл бұрын
News flash: in the real world you actually compete against other people. This dude is such a moron
@AmirPB2 жыл бұрын
If the school system wouldn’t be structured, in a way, that if you make mistakes you get punished for it. That’s how it feels when you make mistakes, which will result in to a rhythm and a lifestyle where you do not want to make any mistakes. You learn from mistakes, that’s the whole point. Cheating is co-operating in my opinion, they should really try to structure education in a certain way that applies to real life. Instead, we get education based on the way people lived in 1800s lmao. I study Engineering in England, almost done, yet there’s 1 teacher that always says:”I don’t even know why we don’t teach you guys the stuff that the companies, that are waiting on you, are demanding from people nowadays. Instead you guys are learning physics, maths and aspects you won’t need to use in the business.” School system is fucked.
@nathanr17132 жыл бұрын
You’re right to a point. I agree that there are other ways to motivate students to do good, but making mistakes allows you to learn and overcome. That’s a life skill that applies to pretty much any challenge.
@member50032 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more. "You didn't do well enough on this problem on this exam therefore we are going to have to ask you to do the whole thing again but with different problems". That's not how a job works. If you mess up you get feedback , you fix it and you ask for feedback again until it's better. Then on your next project you know how to make it right the first time
@enjoyitbro2 жыл бұрын
In some cases mistakes should be penalized, that's lide
@AmanomiyaJun2 жыл бұрын
@@enjoyitbro In some cases, mistakes should be penalized. School, however, makes that **most** cases.
@bottlecap6169 Жыл бұрын
Claiming that Physics and Math aren't used in the engineering industry is one of the most delusional things I've ever heard.
@KingJerry23232 жыл бұрын
I’m 28 years old and it took me forever to get out of my basics . Because I never cheated . Life taught me a lot on the way! Life will teach you more than any class room ever can . I’ve learned that having a little street knowledge and learning a little bit of books is always the way to go . I’ll be graduating with my bachelors in 2 weeks! Thank you
@enjoyitbro2 жыл бұрын
I cheated off you in class so thank you
@williamknox4303 Жыл бұрын
@@enjoyitbro And I cheated off of your cheated paper, would like to thank everyone up this chain for getting me an A in this class.
@kingsly19004 жыл бұрын
I think I need to restart the story of GTA San Andreas ..
@donlansdonlans33634 жыл бұрын
Don't leave it unfinished
@Chibibowa4 жыл бұрын
Remember, don't cut corners.
@o1dragone4 жыл бұрын
lmao I finished GTA San Andreas for the first time a month ago without cheats
@lenvoor16334 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@orience22254 жыл бұрын
@@o1dragone congratulations
@felipemartinez58094 жыл бұрын
This is so true I passed my hiv test without cheating
@samnuebel4 жыл бұрын
Felipe Martinez finally something positive
@nuke26254 жыл бұрын
I think you did that too by cheating someone unless you are dead single.
@MKD11014 жыл бұрын
*Because you didn't cheat but the other person did!*
@wenelol4 жыл бұрын
Damn, these replies are gold
@vencasuamente4 жыл бұрын
Smartass
@pjoazure Жыл бұрын
As someone with a degree that actually never cheated but was several times close to doing it: don't feel bad about it. The pressure can be immense especially if you come from a family that has to pay for your college while being close to poor. The thing is though that you absolutely should study the things in your curriculum. In the end you are only betraying yourself and getting a good education is a privilege, even if the concept of exams is absurd.
@waccness449 Жыл бұрын
If you need to cheat to graduate, whether that course is in your major or not, you 1. Shouldn’t be in college 2. Parents definitely shouldn’t be paying for you to go. I’m glad you didn’t cheat yourself, but your advice is horrible. You should feel bad about it if you do, because then you didn’t really earn your degree and shouldn’t have graduated. Even the courses not part of your major are required for a reason.
@Maladjester Жыл бұрын
This is terrible advice. Pressure isn't a reason to cheat. It's an excuse after the fact. I'm not going to be that asshole going on about how pressure makes diamonds. I'm saying, if it's really too much, get out. Do something else with your life. If it's too much pressure to study a field, you should never in a million years get near a real-world job in that field and the pressures it will bring. Lack of guilt about one's own bad behavior is not a virtue, full stop. Exams are not absurd. There is a legitimate need to verify that prospective professionals have some idea what they're doing. Every homework assignment is a mini-test to absorb a bit more material. Every so often there's a larger test recapping large sections of material. Even if their job is going to be 90% Googling answers, they've got to have their own knowledge base to work from. Exams are meant to establish this.
@adamnaqiuddin7807 Жыл бұрын
The concept of exam isn't absurd. If you ask the students, most of them would say they'd _cheat_ for the good grades. If the exams were absurd, no one would bother taking it.
@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 Жыл бұрын
the two people who replied to you dont understand the necessity of being in college for some people lol
@Chris-fh3qv11 ай бұрын
Ignore the moralists in the comments. The education system is absolutely a cauldron in regard to grading. If you are going to put me in a position where I have to study and engage with modules that are nowhere near my field, I am cheating. I'm not stupid enough to be hoodwinked into thinking some left-field module is going to contribute to my professional development. It's an insult, a waste of my time, and just a half-crocked effort to fill out a timetable. Then come exam time you can bet I will be putting more effort into modules that are of more importance to me. But to say cheating has no place? Grow up. If no one's plane is going to fall out of the sky because they decided to cheat on a nonsense topic, go for it. Just put that effort into learning how to program a plane.
@fosres10 ай бұрын
This was one of the greatest lectures I have ever listened to in my life. Really it was.
@hoangtran47364 жыл бұрын
"grading on a curve is evil" i wish more people adopted his ideas.
@electro_yellow92954 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@doofus334 жыл бұрын
@@electro_yellow9295 what is curve
@jacksonenglade60544 жыл бұрын
@@doofus33 If people all do poorly on a test, the teacher will make the test worth less points so that everyone's percentage goes up. It can suck because like he said it makes students compete. If one person gets a 100% then no curve.
@doofus334 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonenglade6054 I think curve is good thing..
@eggyrepublic4 жыл бұрын
@@doofus33 that's not what "grading on a curve" means in his case. Some teachers gives you a grade solely on your percentile score rather than your actual score. So if you scored the most points in your class, you get a 100 regardless of your actual score. However, if you scored in the bottom 10%, you get an F even if you had a score of 90.
@tiscomplikated4 жыл бұрын
my teacher says; what do you call someone who cheated through medical school? *a doctor. you call them a doctor*
@@ricardo_2717 its because you don't know someone's academic past. A doctor who graduates last of his class and a doctor who graduates first in his class will appear the same after graduating. Their success or mediocrity doesn't follow them past that. You could be getting a fantastic doctor or one who cheated and barely passed. They both get the MD.
@micosstar4 жыл бұрын
@@CoffeeSnep Oh, wow.
@MonkeysRaw4 жыл бұрын
Ricardo _ you don’t have to be a d***
@theoriginaljean39172 жыл бұрын
He speaks facts. Now, the real job schools have, is to make students be actually interested in the subjects, make them feel useful, make them feel like they’re actually building something.
@createone1004 ай бұрын
I SO agree with this professor. It is about your own moral integrity. I am old now, but never will I forget my first year English professor, who called out one student in our class mercilessly (how I cringed for her!) because she cheated on an essay. I was just 16, and already had a fairly good sense of myself, and wasn’t about to cheat, but boy, did that event hit home. For me it is about intellectual honesty, and is something I have always put a very high value on.
@dennis_duran4 жыл бұрын
This would be better if he was assembling a sniper rifle the whole time.
@davidabidoye83894 жыл бұрын
Why does fit soo well
@CashLibertyMusic4 жыл бұрын
David Abidoye cause it’s a school
@parkerdalrymple43984 жыл бұрын
Wolfpack Provisions well then I guess that’s one benefit to online school.
@CashLibertyMusic4 жыл бұрын
Joel Park shut up bot
@donk50584 жыл бұрын
Joel Park wtf is this
@OmegaVestoLord3 жыл бұрын
The price of tuition has inflated to unbelievable levels. Students quite literally cant afford to risk not doing well in a class.
@ezra45663 жыл бұрын
That's what sucks about the us
@brianallen1403 жыл бұрын
So your takeaway from this is that cheating is ok because college is expensive? Some people just can't be helped.
@TheKusarigama3 жыл бұрын
@@brianallen140 yes, you never had any financial issues if you can't see it whats more stupid, is that much of the university scoring system doesnt make any sense, its just made to cut a big portion of the class into having to repeat exactly the same course again without changes to what you "learnt"
@OmegaVestoLord3 жыл бұрын
@@brianallen140 it's not about being "ok", it's about reality. If you commercialize education to the point in which it becomes a commodity, people will treat it as such and try to obtain the greatest result with the least effort. It's clear colleges prioritize their bottom line, so why would students not prioritize the end result of grades?
@brianallen1403 жыл бұрын
Keep blaming everyone else for your choice to be a shitty human. Pathetic
@StuartHollingsead Жыл бұрын
In A&P class, I loved it. I studied hardcore, reading chapters 2-4 times, writing my own questions. It was the height of my learning at that time. The teacher gave out tests that were multiple choice. But they were pretty damn hard. He did this for almost 2 full semesters. Then one test day, out of the blue, he slaps a fill in the blank and essay test on the class. No one was prepared. Everyone in the class failed the exam except for me. I got a 72%. I barfed up quotes and filled the pages with long definitions and answers, even quoting the page number in the text book. But when I got to one question, "what are the six characteristics of the knee joint?" I listed 6 characteristics which were subheadings in the textbook. I quoted text in each subheading and the page numbers. But the teacher marked them wrong because he wanted the names of the six ligaments. I wrote out a letter to him, asking him to at least subtract the question from the test. I used logic that was sound. He didn't even read it. I handed it to him, and he threw it in the trashcan before i even left the room. From that moment on, I cheated on his tests. I got the questions before hand for every test and memorized them and the answers. Do I regret doing that? Yes and no. He was a prick, but I was only hurting myself. I still had to learn overarching principles of my life, and where they fit in my life. Now I work at a hospital and I strive to be the best in the department.
@bradleygalo4775 Жыл бұрын
Bro is built different, evidently.
@mrroger-t6m Жыл бұрын
72% you studied your ass and thats what they give you?
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
What is "A & P" class?
@famguy2182 жыл бұрын
It took me 6 years to finish college. Almost everyone I know who finished in 4 in my major (computer science) used chegg or would find answers online in someway. The way college is set up in America makes it much more rewarding and time saving to cheat and figure out why the those answers are the way they are afterwards
@nickcunningham63444 ай бұрын
Definitely doesn't help that you gotta take like 18 hours every semester just to graduate in 4 years. Comp sci major too. And I have ADHD. I can barely handle 12, and that's why I'm taking an extra year (I also took dual credit in high school). 4 years just isn't realistic unless you cheat honestly.
@marcoottaviano5274 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he cheated and stole the speech from another professor.
@arafathussainarif97554 жыл бұрын
lame sh!t man
@ham87804 жыл бұрын
let me guess, and you stole this comment /s
@svenes23264 жыл бұрын
genius
@tonknka73924 жыл бұрын
Its probably the opposite now, professors are stealing this from him
@swedishfish14 жыл бұрын
@@ham8780 lemme guess, you stole that reply.
@icanspelle60504 жыл бұрын
“Grading on a curve is evil” tell that to every professor I have
@vagasint.43454 жыл бұрын
TactialF1sh the curve will save my grade tbh god bless the curve
@saskiadenboer32394 жыл бұрын
Only the us grades on a curve lol
@rhettwinwood63024 жыл бұрын
@@saskiadenboer3239 the UK grades its GCSE on a curve. It's insane because it means we cant compare grades across years.
@saskiadenboer32394 жыл бұрын
@@rhettwinwood6302 wow, didn't know! I'm surprised though tbh
@Kier4n994 жыл бұрын
@@rhettwinwood6302 yeah you just have to hope your generation is the dumb one lmao
@pastorcameronmurphy61302 жыл бұрын
“Cheating is just, the smart man’s expert” -Johan Goodwin
@requiem1652 жыл бұрын
I didn’t cheat throughout school and got kicked out for bad grades, now I’m suicidal
@uncertaintytoworldpeace36502 жыл бұрын
Just be homeless drug addict, loser.
@Star-um9cz9 ай бұрын
Same.. I’m sorry you feel that way bro😭
@requiem1659 ай бұрын
Hey! A year later after I gave up hope, I applied at a new school and am cheating now. I'm getting such good grades and am super happy these days :D @@Star-um9cz
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
@Star-um9cz Moral of the Story: *HATE THE GAME...* _NOT THE PLAYA!_ ❤😜❤
@ploof5924 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher that told me “Cheat smarter not harder.”
@dutiot23264 жыл бұрын
I whish that was my teacher.
@pianoingels71284 жыл бұрын
my architecture professor for static once said:"cheat, but dont let me catch you"
@Void-by3ti4 жыл бұрын
Piano Ingels architecture and medical fields are the worst possible fields to cheat in lmao. I’m not tryna walk into a skyscraper designed by some guy that cheated in college lmao
@pianoingels71284 жыл бұрын
@@Void-by3ti haha dont worry mate i passed with the second best grade :)
@dontreplyyourestupid1364 жыл бұрын
@@Void-by3ti Even if they didn't cheat, somebody out there is going to the doctor with the lowest class grade
@muchobado99724 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something a cheater would say.
@leannihi68074 жыл бұрын
Just another tiny part of this infinite universe that’s cool cuz I never interpreted it like that but... it’s a joke
@psychlyeslg4 жыл бұрын
Anyone would say it so everyone is a cheater. Tis a joke, don't get wooooshed fellow reader.
@tuxedosteve95564 жыл бұрын
ボン iM nOt A cHeAtEr!¡!¡!¡!
@code1224 жыл бұрын
@@tuxedosteve9556 That's what she said XD
@RH-mh5tp4 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of something someone would say in among us for some reason
@CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone got this video in their recommendation after they cheated
@diom006 ай бұрын
I cheat all the time so I dont have to worry about that
@Asian1056Ай бұрын
12 years later... This is still being watched💯
@hugosalazar47153 жыл бұрын
My teacher had this video in one of her tabs then she gave a speech Almost exactly like this
@randomdude67193 жыл бұрын
That’s perfectly ironic
@arturpendrag0n2703 жыл бұрын
@@randomdude6719 No that is called Learning.
@FailBucketFilms3 жыл бұрын
Thats hilarious 🤣
@someoneprice23713 жыл бұрын
😂
@Ril0143 жыл бұрын
Hopefully youre joking; cause if not thats sad as fuck.
@triple6keyz4973 жыл бұрын
that’s why you guys better stay healthy. your surgeon could’ve skipped page 10 of their textbook
@chadzahirshah25883 жыл бұрын
@@alexandra.v No that’s the dumbest fucking comment I’ve ever read so far in this comment section
@chadzahirshah25883 жыл бұрын
You think you can just walk into medical school all clumsy and shit and then walk out still clumsy and stupid?
@morasoftwood82243 жыл бұрын
I- **visible fear**
3 жыл бұрын
@@poopheads Wtf?!
@badza473 жыл бұрын
@@poopheads LOL! I miss when I killed people man, those were my glory days
@thealmightyoragutan6122 жыл бұрын
Don’t cheat, but please assign 10 hours of extra work for home so we can study freely in the last 2 hours of our day before dinner and getting ready for bed.
@jameson48442 жыл бұрын
Dude facts I hate this bs I literally have no free time at all. weekends I’m helping one of my family members with work and all the rest is school and studying
@timmurphy5541 Жыл бұрын
I used to prepare for exams by doing all the past papers. The lecturers rarely did anything truly new - same kinds of questions with the same kinds of answers. I often wondered what good it was that I could only pass in this way. It wasn't too far off from cheating.
@wu21663 жыл бұрын
He speaks so truthfully that even auto generated captions are 100% accurate
@kurosakisuzuki11423 жыл бұрын
Is it actually townie and not towny?
@eeeeeek3 жыл бұрын
@@kurosakisuzuki1142 its tony
@kurosakisuzuki11423 жыл бұрын
@@eeeeeek then I guess it’s not 100% accurate?
@eeeeeek3 жыл бұрын
@@kurosakisuzuki1142 im just joking XD the correct one is townie.. i think
@kurosakisuzuki11423 жыл бұрын
:0
@foxxi_on_eggnog82123 жыл бұрын
90% of people: “interesting, i shall take this information and do nothing with it”
@merenish3 жыл бұрын
Rest 10% : " I will deliver this speech to my class"
@Oscar_AH3 жыл бұрын
Blame the habit, though
@LondonLock3 жыл бұрын
If im being honest learning to cheat and get away with it is one of the most usefull skills you can learn for 99% of jobs but most schools dont do enough to stomp cheating for people to actually develop those skills properly Not saying thats a good thing it sucks but it will get you ahead i've actually gotten jobs in the past by talking about how I was able to lie and cheat my way though things (mind you this is stuff like marketing jobs not doctors jobs or anything)
@lil_jong-un66683 жыл бұрын
@@Oscar_AH Not the habit, habit is easy to change, it's more like the pressure to always go up in scores without letting students to fail.
@JS-hk3eq3 жыл бұрын
Wisdom that does not become action is stupidity. But, stupidity that does not become action is wisdom.
@guitarcleveland8 ай бұрын
What I've learned in all my years of working, besides just being plain lucky, is that the people who do the bare minimum amount of work, but who are good buddies with the managers, are the ones who go straight to the top. Hard work gets you nowhere in most work situations. The harder you work, the more work you're simply given to do by your boss, while the phony baloney cheaters, losers, and suck-ups get promoted to the top and get paid a ton of money for achieving nothing, work-wise. That's the truth about the working world, from my experience.
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
Moral of the Story: *HATE THE GAME...* _NOT THE PLAYA!_ ☀️😜☀️
@jamey903 жыл бұрын
“The way you do anything is the way you do everything.”
@THECHOSENONE-dx8lp3 жыл бұрын
Evan Smoke?
@OfficialDugu3 жыл бұрын
How you do anything is how you do everything
@OfficialDugu3 жыл бұрын
@@diegopascual101 No.
@OfficialDugu3 жыл бұрын
@@diegopascual101 no
@OfficialDugu3 жыл бұрын
@@diegopascual101 noye
@StephenVTran3 жыл бұрын
“Nah.” - zoom class of 2020s
@AtomicDude3 жыл бұрын
seems about right.
@lukeberko7013 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicDude lmao you’re just here
@tooler86893 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicDude Funny finding you here XD
@shivmirani7483 жыл бұрын
@Lello facts
@ronnieturner68203 жыл бұрын
Don’t get it
@skittles69462 жыл бұрын
When I was at school, I often tried to cheat by writing cheat sheets I put so much effort into making them, I subconsciously learned everything I wrote down, resulting in me not having to use them I basically tricked myself into studying
@V92LTHEREAL2 жыл бұрын
What’s the anime in your pfp?
@skittles69462 жыл бұрын
@@V92LTHEREAL The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
@krishvids608 Жыл бұрын
So many comments saying ‘School only values grades so I’ll just cheat anyway,’ but I think the professor actually knows this reasoning and disagrees with it. What I think he’s saying is to not ‘stoop down’ to school’s level and only focus on the grade. If it is possible to learn the subject decently then you should do it anyway without cheating because that way you build an ethic for doing things ‘right’ which should help you throughout your life. Yes, obviously, the world and the economy isn’t a completely fair system that will reward this all the time but there is definitely a benefit to doing things without cutting corners that should be appreciated.
@tingwesley32853 жыл бұрын
imagine cheating in the 90s, like you have to write everything down and basically study to cheat.
@isaac73373 жыл бұрын
no thats just studying dumbass
@thomas-tk6ce3 жыл бұрын
I’d rather spend time carving answers into a pencil than memorizing them fuck the system
@bigrunts97683 жыл бұрын
@@isaac7337 thats the joke
@sirduxdaedalus85613 жыл бұрын
@@thomas-tk6ce I once got all the answers on my hand for a test back in middle school. Good times.
@bvedant3 жыл бұрын
it was also easier to get away with it back then.
@DarkAngel-tm8ke4 жыл бұрын
*I cheated through school because I want to be a politician.*
@Trench3033 жыл бұрын
Dark Angel lmao
@farenhite43293 жыл бұрын
Politican class: Where your ability to cheat IS the test.
@68air3 жыл бұрын
Dark Angel is Joe Biden's pen name.
@hinata57363 жыл бұрын
@@68air Lol Trump paid someone to write his entrance exams for university...
@68air3 жыл бұрын
@@hinata5736 Go look up the speech that Biden and classic plagiarism of Kinnock. Then we'll talk soy boi.
@TheFuryHasCome2 жыл бұрын
If what’s on the test doesn’t apply to your job or career and your future depends on it, it’s going to be hard not to consider cheating.
@dexx02722 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic
@nuclearbwl10 ай бұрын
Our professor was of opposite opinion. Why remember stupid tables and engineering coefficient (etc.) and then get tested from that? You will be able to use books, resources, the internet and your colleagues in your future work. Do the work and what is really important will stick around in your memory. We could use all the resources a person in reality could on his exams and we actually got to solving real problems. To this day, I remember the most from his lectures.
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
Agreed. My memory sux nowadays. Fortunately, my documentation skills keep me employed at my job 😜
@Cheese-sk4ky4 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling this was made way back where you couldn’t find answers to everything online. Oh, how times have changed lol
@rubikfan14 жыл бұрын
Google isnt cheating. We use it even in the work feelt. School is more than just raw information. Its learning a way of thinking. Google is useless if you dont know how to process the information. Thats why cheating wont get you anything in the long run. You dont know what to do with the information you aquert(my english is terrible i know)
@Solbashio4 жыл бұрын
@@rubikfan1 uh.. Nah there's literal complete answers to worksheets online
@rubikfan14 жыл бұрын
@@Solbashio but no longer in the workfield when you work with stuff that nobody workes on yet.
@MA-wt2xb4 жыл бұрын
It gets way harder to find answers online as u further ur education
@jaafarkaoussarani97034 жыл бұрын
@@Solbashio There are no worksheets in real life buddy. If you don't know what to do with the information you find online, you're done.
@serhiimamedov2 жыл бұрын
Average programmer googling every single thing during his job: "Interesting"
@everyone012 жыл бұрын
this is so true
@DeWitherWarrior2 жыл бұрын
I remember that old meme that went: "Silicone valley crashes and loses almost half of its value because of Stack Overflow going down for maintenence for a week"
@kaisenwastaken2 жыл бұрын
@@samiahmed4799 He said “during his job” meaning he’s already employed.
@fnatic1182 жыл бұрын
This is what I was just thinking 🤣
@moo47002 жыл бұрын
@@samiahmed4799 wow ok cool but who asked bro
@nawtmyrealnamelol3 ай бұрын
When he says, "I don’t wanna fly an airplane that was engineered by someone who cheated in this class" that's a great point if what you're learning in class relates to what you're going to do in your career. Unfortunately, it's often the internship that you learn the most applicable knowledge. For most majors, college is a tedious process of doing 'busy work' and making deadlines for the degree. The degree signifies to an employer that you have some level of conscientiousness - but it usually isn't a signifier of any level of competency in your field.
@jaymiggs20454 жыл бұрын
College board paying youtube to recommend this to us before the ap test
@_cynth_wave4 жыл бұрын
Ngl that's like the first thing I thought seeing this lmao
@jidu.4 жыл бұрын
Fr😂😂
@jaymiggs20454 жыл бұрын
@The Name shut up that shit was off dome
@Navajonkee4 жыл бұрын
@The Name "Nobody will ever appreciate unfunny jokes" directly followed by "1100 people who liked your comment". Well, it seems over 1100 people do appreciate 'unfunny jokes', although I believe that they would consider this 'unfunny joke' a 'funny joke' if you were to ask them. Gee, could it be that whether something is funny or not is completely subjective, and is a matter of personal opinion? Boy, that would be crazy. I guess you should chill out. Though I doubt that you had much chill to begin with, considering that you've answered to a 4 month old comment with the sole purpose of picking a fight. Talk about unfunny.
@Navajonkee4 жыл бұрын
@The Name 1100 people liked it because they found it funny. It's that simple. Calling them idiots because they are not you, and they don't share your snobbish view on things is a pretty ignorant thing to do. Seems like you didn't quite grasp what I was saying about subjectivity.
@amateur-madman30473 жыл бұрын
“I don’t wanna fly in an airplane that was programmed by someone who cheated in his class”. Yeah, you got that right
@lordlopikong69403 жыл бұрын
Well, courses like those requires practice exams. It's like cheating on your driver's test but how you gonna cheat the practical one?
@Predated23 жыл бұрын
Depends on what classes they cheated in and why they cheated in those classes to start with. I cheated in classes that I felt had nothing to do with my future and that simply lacked my interest. Heck, I've learned more about politics through twitter doing it's thing than I've learned from civic classes. I doubt any single person has an issue with me cheating in civic classes when creating a large batch of chemicals, considering I excelled at optimalizing concentrations and have been a chemical prodigy. Dont add civic classes into a chemistry major. Its never going to be used, its only distracting and it encourages cheating in a course for no reason.
@Man-sz8ep3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I would want to fly on a plane programmed by one person either.
@user-ns9pq4tl4n3 жыл бұрын
Foreshadows Boeing 737 max
@godlygumbo3 жыл бұрын
@@Predated2 Same bro. School really be teaching the most useless shit sometimes.
@slickperspective27452 жыл бұрын
I cheat in exams. Yes. Friends used to call me, "the Gadget Guy" because I cheat in numerous ways and I luckily, I pass all subjects during my degree. But I only cheat in exams and not in everyday life. I don't cheat my wife, my parents, people whom I dealt with, friends, cheat in my work, no I don't cheat.
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
Man with Principles ☀️😎☀️
@BrianKim-ih4qh4 ай бұрын
“If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying” - Abraham Lincoln
@insert_username774 жыл бұрын
School system: Don't cheat Me: no KZfaq: Don't cheat Me: ok
@MrTrevor05674 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@averagebodybuilder4 жыл бұрын
School System : be honest and honorable You: "no - i am a dog, a POS, and a hellbound scum"
@xtremechaos57714 жыл бұрын
str8 faxxx
@nathanmyles14 жыл бұрын
lol
@shirogami42244 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should cheat on your lover that's a breath of fresh air
@STING-AH3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t wanna fly on a plan that was programmed by a guy who cut class” *boeing recalls the 737 Max
@lorenkargard83033 жыл бұрын
It was about saving money trying to keep up to the EuroBus
@apollocreed20893 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to fly on a plane that was built by a bunch of diversity hires.
@pirozigzigwam85943 жыл бұрын
@@apollocreed2089 Nice bait bro
@IAmHereForeve3 жыл бұрын
@@apollocreed2089 I don't think Boeing is a bunch of diversity hirings so it makes it worse.
@IAmHereForeve3 жыл бұрын
@@apollocreed2089 The moment you think other people and races are stupid is the moment you start becoming stupid.
@KamuiAlmighty2 жыл бұрын
When the colleges/universities stop cheating me out of tuition money, time, and a quality education in general, I’ll be glad to listen to anything you have to say.
@enjoyitbro2 жыл бұрын
Well you CHOOSE to go there
@KamuiAlmighty2 жыл бұрын
@@enjoyitbro That’s always the answer, isn’t it? Just don’t go. Yeah, you’re right. I can choose not to go. I can also choose not to become a lawyer, or an engineer, or a medical professional. If your chosen certifications or licenses require a college degree as a prerequisite, you simply *have* to go. There’s no way around it.
@juhaniu63712 жыл бұрын
One time in high school we were allowed all sorts of cheat notes on one maths examn, but they had to be self written. The point was, If you spend Time to write those notes and understand how to use the things you write, you Will also learn in the process. There was no point writing down formulae that you didn't Even understand nor couldnt use in practice. It was a great way to learn!
@dawibong90134 жыл бұрын
This man is speaking facts and now I’m not cheating on my DNA tests.
@gotdemnoscopez4 жыл бұрын
Aight ima head out
@pixelz11994 жыл бұрын
@@gotdemnoscopez saying "aight imma head out" doesn't even make sense in this situation.
@supersecret6044 жыл бұрын
@@pixelz1199 aight ima head out
@BibtheChib4 жыл бұрын
@@gotdemnoscopez See you later homie.
@imasiontist6534 жыл бұрын
@@pixelz1199 aight ima head out
@willypete81554 жыл бұрын
“I don’t wanna fly an airplane that was engineered by someone who cheated in this class” Boeing: HOLD MY BEER
@Lithiim4 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh
@Moneyfromaps4 жыл бұрын
programmed*
@sean54314 жыл бұрын
Another one... Big oof
@epistomolokko4 жыл бұрын
next time be careful about what you joke about mate
@ninor30794 жыл бұрын
@@epistomolokko What do you mean? Why should he be careful about a joke, it's just a joke
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja Жыл бұрын
This is sharp contrast to Naruto, where it glorified cheating. Cheating is not dishonest - it's a way to solve a problem.
@Boz196 Жыл бұрын
I don’t go to university to learn, I go to university so I can get that piece of paper and then get an actual job where I can learn. I’ve been doing an accounting degree for 3 years and most the stuff I learn is completely useless. I’d know 10x more about accounting if I just got a bookkeeping job straight out of school and worked there for 3 years.
@JonathanXLindqviust7 жыл бұрын
"You condemn yourself to doing something you do not like doing." That's a great point
@dizzysleepers50057 жыл бұрын
I sensed this lesson prior to clicking. But always good point.
@Ryan-nq3qp6 жыл бұрын
I think it's actually a bad point. When you're doing a course, there will always be things you hate doing that have little to do with the core of your course or little to do with the job that you will have once you graduate. Cheating on those modules would not be condemning yourself to do something you don't like doing, it merely means you hate this one module and want to get it over with as soon as possible.
@Parvodocabelo6 жыл бұрын
Stew yup
@voisart6 жыл бұрын
School is something that many people do not like doing, isn't it?
@anshul98566 жыл бұрын
Stew stop justifying your cheating habit , he's talking about general stuff. I can find fallacies in every argument if I took it out of context
@inferious7774 жыл бұрын
"I dont want to fly in an airplane that was programmed by someone who cheated in his class" -> 737MAX
except the reason why those planes crashed was because they outsourced the electronics to a cheap indian company that pays their employees less than $8/h to write code for an airplane. The same company that was made coding mistakes in the past that were caught by Quality Control before making it to final product. Eventually they were going to miss something. What they should have done is not try to cut costs by outsourcing to poorly trained workers in india and hire well prepared american professionals instead.
@TheAceLewis Жыл бұрын
“ChatGPT write a 500 page long essay with counterpoints as to why cheating is a morally and ethically good thing to do.”
@BobbyDirt7 ай бұрын
The most refreshing part about this speech is that he pulled off a rape joke and no one got all bent out of shape.
@HughJass-jv2lt4 ай бұрын
Wasn't really a joke... More of an observation
@KalkuehlGaming3 жыл бұрын
You shouldnt cheat on something you actually want to become. But if you need to do something that is just there for the sake of the grade, cheating makes no difference.
@CrymeLord3 жыл бұрын
Yeah stop making me take useless classes to get my degree. More than half of what they teach you at University is useless. Also, how about they stop being lazy and make tests that model the real world. In the real world you don't need to memorize a million things. You can use Google. Teachers tell the students not to be lazy but are lazy themselves lol...
@mauricewenig36243 жыл бұрын
@@CrymeLord the amount of useless classes depends on the University. Same thing for realism of tests.
@DONKINDONUTS3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Padding out degrees with useless courses just to make you pay more for your education is fucking deplorable as is. If it means getting to do what you want and aspire to do, cheat on the exams for stupid courses that have nothing to do with your degree. Nobody is going to look at your mark in economics or social research if you're a doctor, for example.
@ASTRA15643 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@ATRElDES3 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@hellboy199913 жыл бұрын
I rarely cheated in my school career, but when on a professional school you are learning things that got deprecated 23 years ago with the introduction of html 4, you have to question yourself why you go to that institution in the first place. I didn't go there to learn, I went there to get a piece of paper.
@xocomaox3 жыл бұрын
That's why I don't hire based on credentials, I hire based on experience, character and verifiable skillsets. Coincidentally, I did not go to college.
@wisico6403 жыл бұрын
Aww man, I came here for some positivity, yet this is so true for most "education" now...
@oskarstobinski45223 жыл бұрын
I mean thats how this kind education works, its for the job market an to Position yourself in it. The whole system is based around it
@Badjazy3 жыл бұрын
Can depend on what you learn. It's good if you know what you want to do, but bad for just the sake of it. A degree for example is good in IT but not required to get a job in IT. Of course there will be a cap, but you can always go back.
@kevinstefanov28413 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY, my computer science degree started off with JAVA!! Can you imagine? Not knowing the basics like variables, memory and functions AND ALREADY being forced into learning OOP shit like inheritance and polymorphism. Java is the reason it took me (somebody who was probably overqualified more than 99% of the new students, having come to the degree from a super advanced mathematics course in highschool that only had 6 people left at the end, having started with 30) all the way to the start of second year when we started C++ to finally start getting the hang of programming after barely passing the Java exam. It was THEN and C++ that allowed me to finally go "Oh... so all this oop shit that never made any sense is actually only optional and you dont have to use it." Do you think it was because I was too dumb to get it in the first year? I dont think so.... And it is for this reason that no matter what, I will always have a sharp burning hatred towards Java and OOP in general. Even more so after having watched a few videos by prominent ENGINEERS (no, not regular programmers, cuz these aren't really engineers these days like they were 50 years ago) that tell us how and why OOP has failed and sucks and even ITS CREATOR hates on it at the moment. Oh and dont even get me started on the topic of programmer these days not really being engineers (you can often find software "engineers" who suck at and claim they hate math), I have devised a very simple test to check if the programmer you're talking to is an engineer or not: Ask him 1. What her/his favorite programming language is, 2. Ask him/her what the difference between sine and cosine is. If they say something like python/c#/java and/or even worse that they hate math, you're talking to a pathetic funny wannabe engineer. Anyway, back to the topic of why my computer science degree was a COMPLETE JOKE. The most technical thing we ever had to do was write half a compiler in Java that didn't even go to real assembly, but rather to some made up "intermediate" language. And yes, you read that right - a compiler IN JAVA!!! Who the fuck writes compilers in java??? I have a feeling my university actually got paid to teach Java, because ask any serious programmer and they will tell you starting with an OOP-forced language makes zero sense unless the university got paid to teach it and produce funny code monkeys. While my friends at universities in the US tell me how theyre writing custom specialized OS kernels for homework.
@JoichiroYukihira7 ай бұрын
The best thing that a teacher can do to teach his children properly is to teach them that failure is okay because you still gain something more valuable than learning. That is why I suggest to give them to hit the gym to grow more muscles as a metaphor of learning. You will surely fail at each set but still you feel better doing it because it will give you more fulfillment in life. If a gym is necessary, give them the right way of doing it. Besides, the people who don't want to learn are people who bears heavy toil of working hard labor. So giving them this lesson will surely teach them to apreciate that life is harder than what they are expecting.
@Onepidia2 жыл бұрын
I miss my teachers man School fucking sucked for me personally but I was lucky enough to have teachers that actually cared about me
@Wertsir3 жыл бұрын
“What are you gonna do when you actually get a job” well, in my experience the workers who cheat are the ones who get promoted. So probably become a CEO.
@JA-jb4ti3 жыл бұрын
Cmon
@EvelineJ_redditstories3 жыл бұрын
Corporate politics I'm assuming?
@TheCheermeister3 жыл бұрын
Retired and loving the fact that I don’t have to take orders from bosses who got their positions for the worst reasons and then punished those working under them out of spiteful insecurity knowing many of their “subordinates” could out think and out perform them. ( That was true for 70% of my bosses throughout my 32 year career ).
@dairyprods3 жыл бұрын
well that explains some things
@isaiahthompson21343 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that assumes both a) the job work is similar to classroom work, which frankly isn't the case for a super majority of the time and b) that the job work is harder than the classroom work, which also ain't the case cus most jobs like to hire ppl that are over qualified for the work to ensure precision and accuracy
@SkywardPhantom4 жыл бұрын
"You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference." - Confucius
@jospehstalin63794 жыл бұрын
SkywardPhantom 10/10 comment
@revolvingworld26764 жыл бұрын
This comment now actually seems profound and important.
@adityabharadwaj20314 жыл бұрын
You ran the risk of getting caught cheating. Also even if winning through cheating doesn't mean anything, you still won, right?
@entropyofallcreation4 жыл бұрын
@@adityabharadwaj2031 People who cheat tend to be short sighted. The teacher is talking about the long term and you only have the capacity to think of those five minutes after you "win". Life is a series of battles.
@ArmoryArchive4 жыл бұрын
Kain Sanchez People who cheat also tend to be aware of the fact that if the system really did care about us we wouldn’t have to cheat it. If schools cared more about educating their students rather then the appearance of that school then students would cheat far less if at all. Why play the game fair if the game itself is rigged.
@tz7763 Жыл бұрын
"What are you going to do when you get a job and the person sitting next to you isn't doing the same thing" Make it up on the fly, cutting every corner along the way and still get paid.
@XCCCUnknown Жыл бұрын
To be fair, tests can sometimes be really stupid because it prevents people from succeeding in life. There's no opportunity to move forward, you either pass or you don't. I know many people who've cheated on exams and are doing so well in their careers because it's not always about what you know, but how well you do.
@dequavisjeremiah86054 жыл бұрын
I like how this was recommended to me after I cheated on a test
@jasminelee39354 жыл бұрын
They know
@na77-4 жыл бұрын
The man is always watching
@spacelevator4 жыл бұрын
I just procrastinated for two weeks, cheated on the assignment that’s due in an hour and now karma is making sure I know how fucked I am
@AidenPearce8064 жыл бұрын
Dequavis Jeremiah Big Brother is watching you
@pk-fi1ok4 жыл бұрын
@@AidenPearce806 You stollen my comment. That is why BB will be now watching you (too), not me. Lol :)))
@LEAHKIM944 жыл бұрын
I was here. October 4, 2019. Just in case that it was recommended again after 10 years.
@kennypowers174 жыл бұрын
mikmik ✓ I’m with you
@onlyonemrxonlyonemry3064 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@st.lopikongiii1514 жыл бұрын
F - this F will be the first for all generations of F
@kaiky18074 жыл бұрын
So... you cheated?
@notreidd63504 жыл бұрын
same
@WhiteShadow01 Жыл бұрын
I worked hard through college. But I cheated where I needed to. I was a business major, supposedly we're the major most infamous for cheating. But I never cheated off another person's paper, per se. I would find ways to sneak my own notes into tests. Now I'm an accountant. Every aspect of my job has a trail. Everything is recorded. If I'm ever unsure how to do something, all I have to do is look back at the history of how it was done before 🙃
@F_a_V1 Жыл бұрын
I've never cheated in college so far, but I'm tempted now. Only because I hate biology and it's unnecessary for it to be a requirement for accounting.
@SkippyMC10 ай бұрын
business major exams: revenue - expenses = ______
@WhiteShadow0110 ай бұрын
@@SkippyMC C = N(d1) St - N(D2)Ke-rt Where d1 - ln st/k + (r+σ2/2)t / σ√t and d2 = d1 - σ√t
@Phlegethon Жыл бұрын
I’d like to see which kids took this speech to heart and where they are now
@bredslayer42513 жыл бұрын
This was very inspiring to listen to and honestly his speech has moved me, no joke this was very motivational and after deep consideration I have decided that I will still cheat
@zenkai54813 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theguitarplayer68162 жыл бұрын
I couldnt help but read this in morty’s voice
@heracleum33532 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha, that was brilliant
@hameemhalim2 жыл бұрын
Nice one lol XD
@shaggymoose56902 жыл бұрын
Another inspiring speech
@matt40483 жыл бұрын
"The person who you are now is constructing who you will be for the rest of your life." *Me who has been depressed and lonely as fuck during univerity:* Well that's reassuring. Edit: Heh. This blew up, didn't it? Well, thanks for the kind words everyone. It's a bit too late for me, I'm afraid - I'm graduating - so I'll never be able to make up the opportunity that I lost here. I did everything right as well. I put myself out there, I tried to make friends. But some people just didn't want me around it seems, and did everything possible to make that happen. Oh well. Sometimes, you just end up with the short straw. But hopefully now I can put this mess behind me and move on.
@sergiosuraci73063 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, I can relate. Virtual epic handshake for you bro. Fuck it, we're gonna make it.
@herbertbert31473 жыл бұрын
Times will get better but even these better times start by makeing small improvements to your life.
@TheLastEgg083 жыл бұрын
Me who was depressed during university even before corona hit: Well that's reassuring.
@Prescape3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, try and change it, reach for advice so you aren't depressed in the future lmao
@dylanjones2683 жыл бұрын
@Mr. SB I'm curious about what kind of person you think you are that you don't belong?.. and apparently wanna leave the world?
@mafiacat88 Жыл бұрын
I'm weirdly mixed on this one. Like, I don't cheat. I would feel terrible doing it, and I'm a moron who refuses to make things easy for themselves. But at the same time I honestly don't blame a lot of people for cheating-and I know quite a few who did. It does kind of shoot your learning in the foot; those people who cheated often didn't have a good grasp of what they skimmed over, and had a hard time applying it in other situations. But university doesn't really feel like its end goal is education at this point. It's a transaction. Your money and time goes in, and a degree comes out, which is the ticket to a job (and the university is *always* trying to get more of your money). Often what you learn isn't even all that applicable to the jobs out there, as innovations have occurred that the older profs never kept up with. There's all these speeches about the sanctity of learning, and how you should be glad you're there to begin with, so you should take it seriously. But universities aren't there to *teach* people-they DO teach people, but that's just something they have to do to make money. It is a business, and the students are the customers, so I don't blame them for resorting to any means necessary to get what they paid for. I wouldn't feel this way if university was "free", or people got in based off scholarly merit alone. If that was the case, and education was the sole intent of the system, than cheating would truly feel like a moral failing. But unfortunately I live in North America, and in a lot of ways, things really suck here. So if someone isn't from a rich family and actually has to work their way through school, it is a HELL of an ask to tell them to throw away a third of a year during the prime of their lives, and enough money to cover rent and food for a month, for morals. To get away from education, it's like if you put a person in a room with a button, and told them that even though no-one else will know, they're a bad person if they press it; but if they don't press the button they have to flip a coin where if they get tails, they lose 4 thousand dollars. Most people will press the button.
@timbradshaw5481 Жыл бұрын
I don't think you get it. The point isn't morals. The point is, if you are the person who cheats, you betray yourself and your integrity. Everyone you know will die, your parents. You will struggle in life, have one or multiple diseases and the last will kill you. You need to be able to rely on yourself that you are a person that is when you say you will or won't do something, you won't betray yourself. The only thing you really have when things are bad is your character and your integrity, and if you are weak because you decided to betray yourself and lie and take lazy shortcuts, you won't survive and you'll pay for it. You don't get away with anything in life. And everything is far more difficult than you think.
@ryanwillingham Жыл бұрын
@@timbradshaw5481 that is the most nuts response i have ever seen to anything - you're not going to suddenly die of (checks notes) lack of integrity because you've decided to value those 4 thousand dollars over a college test. hell, you can use that money to pay for treatment for the "one or multiple diseases" you mentioned. if rotten integrity could kill, there wouldn't be a 1% anymore. people don't actually like cheating, yknow. it's a crime of necessity. it doesn't make you evil to want to pay for your next damn meal, and it's a rather entitled stance to claim otherwise.
@youtubeinnk Жыл бұрын
@@timbradshaw5481 be honest now did you copy it from somewhere or you wrote this yourself cuz this was beautiful.
@newagain9964 Жыл бұрын
@@timbradshaw5481in Order to “betray my integrity” I have subscribe to YOUR arbitrary and hypocritical value system. 🤷♂️
@timbradshaw5481 Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeinnk The idea is a summary from a small part of one of Jordan Peterson's lecture in his biblical series where he talks about the 'dark night of the soul' by Carl Jung, combined with other parts of his lectures and capped off with my own I guess appreciation of how much effort everything, even like a counter in a shop, takes to make and use. Despite this though, I wholly believe in this though and practise it. But it is ultimately a few of his ideas combined into a single youtube response. Thanks
@foop145 Жыл бұрын
I mean, definitely agree, but if it's for a gen ed, I'm flexible. My school forced us to take this god awful class, where the teacher didn't have any idea what he was teaching or why, and yet made us all buy SEVEN textbooks, of which we used maybe three pages from two books. Our grades were determined by our attendance, and a final exam. No quizzes, no homework, none of that. Oh yeah, and HE GAVE US THE FINAL EXAM THE DAY BEFORE WE TOOK IT. I was the type of student who didn't do much homework, but got through because my class participation was top notch, so you'd think I'd be godlike at a class with no homework. Nope. I've never cheated for anything before or since, but I was backed into a corner. I'd tried my best to pay attention, but i had no idea what the teacher was trying to communicate, and the exam had nothing to do with anything we had touched on in the class. So I squeezed every answer I could onto a notecard I cut up so I could palm discreetly, feeling guilty, but also angry enough at the bullshit to do it anyway. I get to the exam, sit in the very back row, and the guy closest to me has his entire notebook open, sitting on the floor. Barely making any effort to hide it at all. I couldn't believe it, but it made me feel better to have a comrade. I did feel some type of way about how hard I'd worked to cheat discretely, while this dude had a whole ass notebook lol So the teacher is walking around, observing us all to try to prevent us from cheating. Turns out, the back row was the wrong choice, because even though there's a wall behind it, you can get between it and the back row, and this is a place the teacher decides to go when making his rounds. I keep track of where he is, and make sure my card is well hidden. But the guy with his notebook open doesn't give a fuck, and the teacher walks past him multiple times, and says nothing. Bear in mind, what the teacher is walking on puts him a foot or two above the ground level we're on. This gives the guy a perfect line of sight to the other dude's notebook, so unless he was looking for cheating on the ceiling, there's no way he missed it lol After the test, I told my friends about this, and they admitted they cheated too. So we started asking other people in the class. We didn't know everyone, but everyone we asked told us they'd cheated too, and that they'd discussed it with other people they knew as well. Everyone in the class cheated on the final exam. Everyone. We couldn't find one person who didn't, and nobody knew anyone who hadn't cheated. Had to be one of the most bizarre classes I've ever taken. In hindsight, it was probably a class our ambitious department head wanted, but nobody knew how to teach it. I remember him emphasizing how crucial it was to our education, and cracking down hard on anyone who skipped. So the unfortunate guy who got stuck with it just kinda winged it, knew it was complete bullshit, and did what he could to ensure it wouldn't impact our GPAs. Pretty sure we all got A's. I'm still pissed he made us buy all those damn textbooks, but it was allegedly a history class, so it was probably part of the facade to trick the department head. It's actually kinda elegant how the teacher managed to conjure up a non-class which both satisfied our overzealous glorious leader, and didn't really ask anything of us, outside of being bored for an hour every other day or so. It was a crazy experience, and I'll never forget it
@ShittingStar0710 ай бұрын
Wow Thats wild.
@jansommer57354 жыл бұрын
Fully expected him to say “The reason you shouldn’t cheat is because if you are caught you will be promptly expelled and rest in pieces your debt”
@williamwells9564 жыл бұрын
Not entirely true since some students don’t pay for their education but valid point
@mohamadzfr4 жыл бұрын
This is the most important part: "You condemn yourself for life doing something that you don't know how to do and don't like doing" !!!
@jonathanfairchild4 жыл бұрын
Borsalino, you missed the point. Learning how to cheat doesn't help you learn how to solve problems and get knowledge. It teaches you how to avoid taking responsibility and do inferior work. It teaches you to be happy with your low standards. And btw college doesn't teach you everything you need to know but it will teach you the basics of your field if you take college seriously. You will learn most of the skills and knowledge by finding it out by experience.
@earlnoli4 жыл бұрын
so true. low grades are a good indicator you simply don't have talent and your time is better spent somewhere else.
@crosstolerance4 жыл бұрын
@@earlnoli That is a misleading comment. Low grades and talent do not always go hand in hand. Other factors may be in play such as lack of motivation, poor study habits, time restraints, etc. You can't make those types of overarching statements without considering other factors. I do, however, believe if your talented at something, you are more inclined to excel at it. If I misrepresented your comment just let me know, but I can't justify your reasoning.
@earlnoli4 жыл бұрын
Denial Not Accepted , ah i agree on your points. As they say, grades and creativity are not correlated. That's why success is not often times determined by grades but rather by a healthy amount of risk taking and determination. My point is merely a generalisation of knowing the difference from hobby and capacity to become professional. At some point at least adequate/median grade should be there (just like reaching required IQ levels) else work would simply be hellish for you and your peers. And jobs are not merely jobs. They are long term choices that have implications in 5, 10, 20, even 30 years if you manage to keep your career that long. You would be studying new things as your cognitive ability deteriorates throughout the years. Cheating early is a good indicator that one should rethink one's strategy in career selection. I believe grades are not important really. I even answered questions wrongly (compared to following professor's approach) because i believed that my approach is better or i will only answer methods how I understood them rather than copy approaches that may be correct by not my own. Anyway grades are (at least during Bachelor's degree) and indicator of good at following instructions. Master's would delve on understanding related literature and comparing approachs which is worthwhile to understand than any grades.
@orangesky9254 жыл бұрын
@@earlnoli nope.. it means that u need to nurture the talent that is sleepin within u... everyone can be one of greatest of men or women
@D.H.1082 Жыл бұрын
Cheating on tests or on assignments is, for all intents and purposes, just like drug use. The less you cheat, the less likely you are to become a habitual cheater. And the more you cheat, the more likely you need to cheat in the future. This man has an excellent point.
@SheNeverCared2 жыл бұрын
dang this is motivational, he's saying nothing but the truth.
@SheepityBoi2 жыл бұрын
I wish that life as a child didn't revolve around scores on a piece of paper, I mean yeah it's motivational but learning something new and cheating on it you most likely aren't going to use that for the rest of your life unless you are pursuing something in that field or it's just basic knowledge everyone should know
@skullservant44172 жыл бұрын
Your aesthetic kinda cringe. Sad Bart? Very original
@lenap49563 жыл бұрын
"it's not cheating if you don't get caught" -a random classmate
@fille1188553 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard a different version: ”It’s not illegal if nobody finds out about it”.
@xrayban23 жыл бұрын
For once in french it's shorter than english : we just say "pas vu, pas pris" - "not seen, not caught"
@jebvehxu5663 жыл бұрын
In the netherlands we say 'regels zijn er om te breken' witch translates to : rules are there to be broken
@aidilnoor11233 жыл бұрын
"Cheating isn't a cheating, unless you get caught"- D'arby, Jojo Bizarre Adventure
@CooperTUGA3 жыл бұрын
-my teacher
@darpress90863 жыл бұрын
I had a college professor that would go over the test questions a day or two before the test. Or sometimes he would hand out the test and go over each question with us. He would tell us the answer Nd explain why thats the answer. I dont know why but yrs later I can remember those answers. It was a totally unique way of learning.
@AH-lx5nj3 жыл бұрын
That would actually help you learn better.
@ericgrimes3412 жыл бұрын
One of my best professors in my upper division finance classes would do this. On the actual test he would change all the numbers, but for those of us who knew what we were doing, we didn’t need to study. We knew what to do. Because he was a good teach.
@darpress90862 жыл бұрын
@@ericgrimes341 Would he keep the same answers and just scramble the questions? Im assuming u mean since its finance have different numbers to the questions. Same question but instead for example 2. He would have 3. Thats not bad either
@ericgrimes3412 жыл бұрын
@@darpress9086 I got more out of his classes than any other professor period. I took 2 of his lower division classes and his two upper division classes. Robert Donchez at CU Boulder. Used to work at Solomon Brothers when the government shut them down Lehman Brothers style. The man was involved in some shady shit. Exactly the type of guy you want teaching the next generation to be successful.