Proverbs: Italians Do It Better! | Nicholas De Santo

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Anglo Italian Comedy

Anglo Italian Comedy

3 ай бұрын

🎤 Links to my upcoming shows in UK 🇬🇧 and Canada 🇨🇦 are below.
I beat the Blackout again! (In Greenwich, London)
What is the Blackout competition?
3 random members of the audience have each a card and can object to your comedy by raising it! If you get 3 cards, all lights go off and you have to leave the stage mid-routine!
Here I play it relatively safe, no controversial material, so I can win by getting to the 5 minute mark.
It is a good crowd, but the club also attracts many students from universities nearby. On this night, one comic was repeatedly heckled by a woman shouting about "genocide in Gaza" and "20-thousand children killed", just to give you an idea of the kind of people who go to comedy nights nowadays!
The weekly Blackout competition is hosted by Up The Creek comedy club in Greenwich, London, England.
Thank you very much for your support. Let's Make Comedy Great Again!
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Here are links to my next live shows (UK and Canada):
🎙 London, UK. 14 May 2024, with Comedy Unleashed:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/andrew...
🎙 Toronto, Canada. 21 May 2024:
www.eventbrite.ca/e/laugh-fre...
🎙 Ottawa, Canada. 22 May 2024:
www.yukyuks.com/?action=club....
🎙 Waterloo, ON, Canada. 24 May 2024:
www.eventbrite.ca/e/laugh-fre...
🎙 Toronto, Canada. 25 May 2024:
www.yukyuks.com/?action=club....
🎙 London, UK. 11 June 2024, with Comedy Unleashed:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/andrew...

Пікірлер: 78
@aahyes9068
@aahyes9068 2 ай бұрын
Crazy that this guy doesn't get more views. 😂
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you very much for watching and commenting.
@dancarter482
@dancarter482 2 ай бұрын
@@AngloItalianComedy Love the new material. Now go home and get ya shine box!
@bushy9780
@bushy9780 3 ай бұрын
So good. I love the tired of london bit.
@Voranc3216
@Voranc3216 3 ай бұрын
The Brittish, Bosnians and Croatians are doing the same in Slovenia. Buying our property and driving up real-estate prices that no longer is equivalent to slovene wages making it almost impossible for young slovenes to secure a home.
@ZenexTheZealous
@ZenexTheZealous 3 ай бұрын
As a Croat I can say we're experiencing the same problem here but tenfold. It's the result of irresponsible reliance on poorly managed tourism.
@Forbidden_Word
@Forbidden_Word 3 ай бұрын
That's what Hitler said when he visited Vienna. The world must close their borders otherwise risk war. Isolationism mate, look into the Zoomer Historian
@burnsnight1
@burnsnight1 3 ай бұрын
@@ZenexTheZealous Welcome to freedom of movement. It is called geoarbitage. Your money goes further in poorer countries, so you asset strip it. This is why property rights and national borders were invented. This is what the EU was created for, to create markets for their goods and to steal from you.
@mrjl78
@mrjl78 2 ай бұрын
Welcome to globalism
@ItsTimeMichael
@ItsTimeMichael 2 ай бұрын
If only we had simple rules to respect everyone's borders, language & culture. Since the expansion of NATO, the advent of the EU, the ECB, & the Euro nothing in Europe has gotten better over the last 20-25 yrs. It's clearly visible in the demographics if for nothing else.
@DustyPazner
@DustyPazner 3 ай бұрын
Finally ! Another stand up!
@nato3518
@nato3518 3 ай бұрын
We want more, and longer sets Nico. Be like the Romans and give the people what they (I) want 😅 . Good to see a new set, grazie mile.
@dancarter482
@dancarter482 2 ай бұрын
_Bread and circuses._
@yankeecitygirl
@yankeecitygirl 3 ай бұрын
This clip makes me nostalgic for Italy
@Raycheetah
@Raycheetah 3 ай бұрын
A man who is tired of Londonabad... has a shrinking set of alternative options. ='[.]'=
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 3 ай бұрын
Wise words indeed!
@stefank7144
@stefank7144 3 ай бұрын
Keep them coming Nicholas 😂
@britviking5960
@britviking5960 2 ай бұрын
The thinking mans comic.
@rey1454
@rey1454 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@RichardDanielli
@RichardDanielli 3 ай бұрын
Grazie
@saxon6
@saxon6 2 ай бұрын
The language comparison was gold
@Arendvdvenk
@Arendvdvenk 3 ай бұрын
Great stuff, as usual
@JohnPrepuce
@JohnPrepuce 2 ай бұрын
Clean comedy, I like it
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching John. Please subscribe for more.
@MaximilianonMars
@MaximilianonMars 2 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ knew Judas was a devil from the beginning, he was selected intentionally.
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain Ай бұрын
I'm spanish. that self esteem joke tells me that this man, is much much wise than he seems. And he seems pretty wise already.
@williamdevonshire356
@williamdevonshire356 3 ай бұрын
ayy good to see more content! you’re one of my favourite comedians
@rosezingleman5007
@rosezingleman5007 3 ай бұрын
Excellent.
@mesmarriott127
@mesmarriott127 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely hilarious.
@johnheart6890
@johnheart6890 2 ай бұрын
With good humor and wit, you can help us to laugh and give mad props to Italy! In the same spirit, I’m going to suggest that it’s time you dusted off the books of some English 18th century novelists and get busy reading! “When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life” - so said Samuel Johnson to his friend and biographer James Boswell in 1777. The full quote is actually "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. Or you can google it like I did … but Wordsworth-- c’mon..,no way, he was too busy visiting nature to bother with a city!
@AvsegnoGrisiewky
@AvsegnoGrisiewky 3 ай бұрын
Big fan from India
@digitaldave1576
@digitaldave1576 2 ай бұрын
Amazing materal Nicholas you are awesome ❤❤❤
@jfr45er
@jfr45er 2 ай бұрын
Solid set!! 😂
@orlandofurioso-kw6wl
@orlandofurioso-kw6wl 3 ай бұрын
The British frase "crazy beach "about women is more appropriate !😎
@Paradisusinfernalis6815
@Paradisusinfernalis6815 2 ай бұрын
Excellent work!
@julianton3340
@julianton3340 3 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@markoarcabic
@markoarcabic 2 ай бұрын
Hehe, love the new bits
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Marko!
@Bharatyadav11
@Bharatyadav11 Ай бұрын
Damn, this dude is funny.
@garyphisher7375
@garyphisher7375 3 ай бұрын
We say touch wood and not iron, because we don't know if it's hot.
@Taterstiltskin
@Taterstiltskin 3 ай бұрын
my wood is hot tho
@magnuscarter9195
@magnuscarter9195 3 ай бұрын
It was Samuel Johnson wot said it ( tired of London )
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 3 ай бұрын
Thank you. You are right!
@cityweezle
@cityweezle 8 күн бұрын
You're just brilliant! Come to Cork city!
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 8 күн бұрын
@@cityweezle Thank you so much. Never been to Ireland but would love to.
@cityweezle
@cityweezle 8 күн бұрын
@@AngloItalianComedy Your Comedy will definitely go down a treat here dude! 🙌🏻
@ZeuzIncorporated
@ZeuzIncorporated 2 ай бұрын
If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike.
@ligiasommers
@ligiasommers 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nuria.l-l-9827
@nuria.l-l-9827 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JobyPanachickal
@JobyPanachickal 3 ай бұрын
👍💐
@briansimerl4014
@briansimerl4014 2 ай бұрын
Nice to know the housing crisis isn't just Canada. Misery loves company.
@mxiii3729
@mxiii3729 2 ай бұрын
I dunno where you learned about touching 'iron' for good luck. We scratch our balls, don't touch iron
@abe_ismain
@abe_ismain 3 ай бұрын
Does Italy have mandatory military service?
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 3 ай бұрын
Not anymore.
@aleithiatoews6452
@aleithiatoews6452 2 ай бұрын
What I'm hearing is English proverbs are more efficient.
@lupettoversilia
@lupettoversilia 3 ай бұрын
👋😇
@autotransportbroker
@autotransportbroker Ай бұрын
What is Nicolas's real name?
@leivangpauzamung640
@leivangpauzamung640 3 ай бұрын
Too short man
@ohiowalnut
@ohiowalnut 2 ай бұрын
Up the what?
@RealMcDudu
@RealMcDudu 2 ай бұрын
Hate to ruin your sketch, but "Le donne sono fatte per essere amate, non per essere capite" is by Oscar Wilde :-) “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” But I guess this phrase caught up more in Italy than in England.
@wastedtalentinc8007
@wastedtalentinc8007 2 ай бұрын
U must be fun at parties lol
@domesticterrorist483
@domesticterrorist483 3 ай бұрын
What a tough audience, must be yanks. Am I right?
@f308gtb1977
@f308gtb1977 3 ай бұрын
Description says Greenwich I believe.
@domesticterrorist483
@domesticterrorist483 3 ай бұрын
@@f308gtb1977 Thanks, makes sense. Casting pearls before swine.
@matteopesce7405
@matteopesce7405 2 ай бұрын
​@@domesticterrorist483perle ai porci
@matteopesce7405
@matteopesce7405 2 ай бұрын
​@@domesticterrorist483perle ai porci
@carlchapman4053
@carlchapman4053 3 ай бұрын
I don't understand? 2:16 In English we say 'Nobody is prefect' but when he says 'Even Jesus Christ who is our Lord and Saviour, every 12 choices he got one wrong' yet he claims our phrase is wrong? he can't argue because 'Even Jesus makes mistakes' so nobody is perfect!
@AngloItalianComedy
@AngloItalianComedy 3 ай бұрын
Hi Carl. Thanks for watching and commenting. I didn't claim the English expression is wrong. I claim the Italian version is more "effective" and powerful, because it involves the Lord and Saviour. :-)
@carlchapman4053
@carlchapman4053 3 ай бұрын
@@AngloItalianComedy Sorry but it is to long, too complex and can't be used in normal conversation. I understand what you say but when someone you work with makes a mistake you laugh and say 'nobody's perfect' you wouldn't say 'bhladia bvlah Jesus bladua flappisa buhts Saviour sham ahsjs aihdh Choices' Before you had finished that he would have shouted 'F*cking shut up!' at you.
@Peterbrendanalbert
@Peterbrendanalbert 3 ай бұрын
You sound German! I believe most people enjoyed the joke and it's structure. Bravo.
@JonJaeden
@JonJaeden 2 ай бұрын
​@@PeterbrendanalbertHe sounds like Jesus' 12th pick for the Comedy Committee.
@ripbeni6198
@ripbeni6198 2 ай бұрын
@@AngloItalianComedyFriulani here, I love lighthearted hyperbolic jokes, but not when it’s blasphemous. I’d cut this one from the bit. Not everything is Walmart, some things are Sacred. God love you ❤
@xxxlonewolf49
@xxxlonewolf49 3 ай бұрын
American is straight to the point. Italian super? Hmm who went to the moon? Who won WW1? WW2? oh yea...
@aldobonaso3481
@aldobonaso3481 2 ай бұрын
The ignorance of this comment is quite astounding. It gives me Monty Python "what have the Romans ever done for us?" vibes 🤣 thanks for the laughs mate.
@jonkent928
@jonkent928 3 ай бұрын
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