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The most realistic part of this movie - she cant afford her insulin, even when working a bunch of jobs.

i still genuinely don’t understand how she fell in love with him like??? was it supposed to be enemies to lovers but there was no character development?? 😭😭

apparently the main character had her hair tucked in because “she didnt want her hair to ruin her acting” 😭

I can't recall Luke saying one nice thing to Cassie. Everything was an attack. He couldn't even bring himself to grudgingly PRETEND to be polite. I don't get why I'm supposed to believe she would fall in love with him when he couldn't even say hello without sneering.

My biggest problem is that the whole reason she didn’t like him was because he was a bigot. But that like NEVER gets resolved. Like Cass, girl. Wtf? You decided you’re in love with an bigoted addict with no job and a criminal record? Babe. Come on.

They didn't even do the Enemies to Lovers right. That trop only works if there is a significant character development and both have mutual respect for each other and push each other to become a better versions of themselves. It's not supposed to have bulling and power imbalance between the two. This movie failed so hard on that aspect... They were supposed to secretly admire each other's guts. That's what makes Enemies to Lovers so good...

So after watching this review I had to investigate as to why Cassie always had her hair tucked in because it was done so much in the movie it's clearly purposeful. And what I found out is apparently that was a decision by the actress who played her, Sofia Carson. Apparently she does that herself in her day to day life and decided to incorporate into Cassie's life and also that in so many scenes Cassie is so emotional and sad that she didn't want the hair to get in the way. But it's kind of funny that she didn't want the hair quote "in the way" during her emotional scenes but now the only thing people focus on when watching it is her hair 😂

I watched this in the hospital room after recovering from surgery! Thanks to my nurse. I was too weak and drowsy from morphine to change the movie or protest, so I was stuck with it. I felt alone, sad and empty.

I cannot believe they had her hair tucked in THE WHOLE MOVIE… YOU CANNOT TELL ME NETFLIX ISNT DOING THINGS LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE AT THIS POINT!

My husband also said and I quote " if someone's wife started trying to sing to us on FaceTime while we were deployed we would've laughed him out of * undisclosed* location nobody wants to hear that ish while we are trying not to die" 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like a horrible human for laughing so hard that she tucked her hair in at the funeral

in awe about how they made her the bad guy at the beginning for having a problem when she was verbally sexually harrassed. like and it was never brought up again and luke hates her and assumes she hates all men bc one of his friends Out of the Actual Blue with 0 prompt said something dosgusting and she was like "ok im leaving bye"

The blonde girl in the band officiated my friend’s wedding - I’ll let her know she’s peaked, appearing in a Jaime French video. What an HONOR.

I can’t believe that her band just **suddenly** got 200 thousand streams on Spotify. As someone in a local band, that was even more unbelievable to me than the hair tucking, drug-abetes film style, and fraud. Just about spit out my iceless iced coffee when she said that!

Living in a military town, I think it’s so funny how they were like “you’d be ripping off the government 😱” People do this so often 😂

Highkey, a narcissistic parent talking about them and their problems while their child is injured sort of is legit 😂😅

The fact that they made the drug dealer look like an angsty 2012 hipster is wild

The "why don't you sleep in the bed tonight, " line gets me. He's the one recovering from a serious injury and she gets the bed? 🤷‍♀️

OMG! I laughed way too hard when you were talking about the guy in Spain using your Netflix account. 😂

The sweatshirt scene where it progressively covered more of your face had me in tears 😂. Then recording the “nomi nomi agagagagaa” sound had to be one of the funniest moments. I love your facial expressions! ❤

5 minutes in and this already sounds like the most fanfictiony fanfiction plot to ever be born - pretty sure they got most of it from ao3. Enemies to lovers? Fake dating? An artisty woman who is strong and independent but actually wants to be saved by a hot strong guy? "Netflix originals" for sure.

This is like the funniest thing ever. The slow disappearing into your sweater. The brother in law flying in on an eagle. Gold.

Nobody tells stories like you. I’ve tried to watch other KZfaqrs who do what you do, but nobody does it like you. I can’t wait for another movie and makeup. I’ve watched all of them and now I’m rewatching old ones. Please make a new one soon ❤

Okay one last complaint: military health benefits are not the cup of tea you think it is. My veteran friends and family members really just got pushed to the side when in need of medical help.

Fast-tracked marriages are so common in they military, we have our own slang terms and cliched jokes about it. Like 90% of low-ranking enlisted members get married solely to avoid having to live in the barracks. Your brother in law isn’t technically wrong that you can be kicked out for a fraudulent marriage, but 1) it’s nearly impossible to prove and 2) nobody would bother to try and call him on it unless they just generally wanted him gone for other reasons and this just happened to be the only thing they could get to stick. Like with mobsters and tax evasion.

My mom told me to watch this movie because I'd love it and so I watched it and now I feel lost and confused because either my own mother hates me, or she doesn't know me at all 🥴

The hair tucked in the shirt joke had me crying. I'm particularly fond of the Dunder Mifflin sweatshirt :)

Woah, Cassie is a serious insulin addict. I was surprised by her ability to hold down three jobs under the circumstances.

At first I was like “how can Jaime be so annoyed by someone tucking their hair into their shirt?” But let me tell you, by the end, I was RAGING about it. Like screaming at my phone like a fool. Just why??? Why would she choose to do that??? What purpose does it serve??? Who does that!?!?

I was a marine and I can confirm that we never say "nomi, nomi, nomi, ayayayayaya". Hilarious video as always Jamie!

**supposed to be a really sad and emotionally intense scene** **me dying laughing the second I see her hair in her sweater** 😭😭

The way you edited your brother in law onto an eagle got me lmao

Your brother in law riding an eagle was the best / funniest thing I've seen in my life 🤣

I had gestational diabetes and when I took my insulin it was usually in a back alley turned brothel and I would roll my eyes back into my head when injecting myself. I met my dealer every month for refills and wasn't doing it to get high, just not get sick. So, this movie is accurate.

I’m sorry I waited so long to watch this. It’s one of the funniest movie reviews. You as the sound guy, the hair tuck, the interview with your brother in law, nomi nomi nomi. Gold. Solid gold.

You’re the only KZfaqr I watch that does “ad breaks” instead of just letting KZfaq interrupt, which forces me to rewind the damn vids. I love you for this. Please never stop.

I'm married to a marine and I made him watch this movie with me, we both tore it apart the entire time lmaoo

I haven't watched all the way through BUT DID YOU SEE JENNIFER COOLIDGE WON AN EMMY?! PROUD 👏 OF 👏 HER 👏

Oh my god why did the interview with your brother in law make me cry laughing 😂😂😂 That is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen

"Contact marriage" are kind of common. Usually they're childhood friends and someone is actually secretly in love with the other then things get messy. On rare occasions they become a real marriage. For this couple in particular, it would be crazy easy to convince the military they're legal after the drug dealer told on them. Especially since they lived together and regularly talked when he was deployed. There are plenty of legit marriages where the spouse back home is garbage and just pretend their deployed spouse exist then cheats the whole time they're gone.

Your whole hair in the shirt joke was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂I saw people talk about her hair being tucked in, i just thought that it was behind her ears... not tucked into her shirt like a weirdo.

My husband (active Army) and I watched this. The biggest issue we had with this movie is that the ending just didn't make sense. Why did Luke tell his dealer about his plans to commit fraud? How would a dealer know who to even contact to tell on them? Cassie and Luke could have easily fought the charges by just being in love, which they were ? Like, Luke didn't have to go to jail and discharged 😅 Also, you want to tell me that Luke was wounded in war, can't walk. And yet Cassie won't even help him bathe or sleep in the bed? Like, I would have AT LEAST let him sleep in my bed. She's the worst.

The fact that my husband kept trying to get me to watch this movie with him while I'm buried in my phone cringing out of my skin. "Babe, you're missing a good movie!" 🤣😭🤣🙈

The audacity that she thinks she is good enough to open for Florence + the machine 😂

"Not a woman's responsibility to get a man's life together!" PREACH! 29:46

I was trying to drink water during the “Nomi nomi nomi bleghahaahs” part and can I just say, you almost killed me. My life flashed before my eyes for a second when I choked because I couldn’t stop laughing

I love how she "loves him" soooo much that when he's facing criminal charges for their whole debacle that she first brought up (remember it was her plan to "marry" Frankie for his benefits but then Luke overhears and agrees to it later. So yes, Luke is still responsible, but Cassie is also equally responsible since this ENTIRE situation was her idea) he proceeds to take 100% responsibility- even going so far as to say that he coerced her, and she never stops him! There's no objections whatsoever. No "wait- It was me too!" or "I can't let you take all the heat, I'm just as guilty!", there's never a moment where she tries to admit to her own actions or try to take any sort of responsibility. Just sits there quietly- don't worry guys, she does two little headshakes and mouths the word "no" to herself so that's enough! Then lets the man she "loves" take ALL THE HEAT for a plan that she initially created. So, while Luke goes to prison for 6 months and is dishonorably discharged (again, rightfully so as he is guilty as well) she will continue to live consequence-free enjoying her music career. Wow.

This is a small plot point to get stuck on, but as a former addict, I'm confused how Luke was even able to get a dealer to front him 15K worth of whatever his drug of choice was; heroin probably? I would guess he is definitely not telling the whole truth when it comes to "being an addict". Dealers don't like fronting addicts for obvious reasons, and I can't imagine a dealer letting someone whose just a user have that kinda credit with them. Luke had to be selling for that shady dealer guy. He was probably fronting Luke that amount to sell, and then meeting up with him in a day or two and getting what he was owed. I dunno, that just bothered me Lol anyway, I've been clean since March 2014 🥰 To anyone reading this who wants to get clean, just know that I have absolute faith in you! 💞

I've been a military spouse for 12 years. Next to no one in the community cares if your marriage is "fraudulent." It's common for young enlisted to get married just so they can move out of the dorms. I've known couples who are eachothers beards. I've known couples who are seperated and just continue living together for the benefits. It's so commonplace that most people don't even bat an eye, just so long as you're not sleeping around on base.

I just had the BIGGEST brain fart! When she mentioned heroine I was wondering what if she actually had a heroine problem but passed it off as diabetes and THEN got married to get extra money to support her drug problem and then later they bond over the struggle of trying to get out of drug use. Like, instead of the "bad drug dealer guy" breaking in to her parents house because of him, it would actually be because of her!! And then he would find out that way and try to help her. And then it could spiral from there, you know like an actual good plot?

this has to be one of my favorite movie reviews you've done so far, the effort and comedic genius put into your dubbing and green screen clips is hilarious!! I also loved the extra interview segments!! Thank you for making me laugh Jaime!

“It’s a picture of my butt.” I’m laughing like an idiot. Thank you for that.

you know i almost skipped ads but then i remembered that you actually had to sit through this movie not once, not twice but multiple times for this and you deserve financial compensation for that. you’re braver than the marines.

as a diabetic, i truly hated this movie. their depiction of diabetes just made me so angry. also, the scene where cassie goes low and then less than 5 minutes later she starts making out had me SCREAMING, like WTF

I don't understand how a marine is intimidated by a random drug dealer

I’ve been a military spouse for 11 years now. I couldn’t get through this movie without getting irrationally irritated. I never did finish it lol

The hair tucking made me want to throw my phone at the wall. Was it supposed to show us that she's so laid-back, cool and down-to-earth that she doesn't care where her hair falls? I just...can't. And also, her singing..."I hope this is cursive enough" is the best description you could've come up with. A+ description for C- singing.

Knew this was going to be a great video when that "sweet caroline" cover started and my 1 month old swiped the screen to end the video so fast 🤣 love it, keep up the good work Jaime!

I needed this so bad… I’m laughing so hard I have to peel myself off the couch! This is truly one of your best! Thank you 😊

The hair tucking just had me rolling. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone do this. It’s so weird. 😱😂 You play it up in the best ways too, hilarious!

Couldn’t make myself watch the original, deeply enjoying your rendition, as always. Your green screen always improves on the first version.

I actually appreciate your style when it comes to commercials, you are the first youtuber I saw doing this- love it!

I need all the laughs I can get during these tough times so thank you so much!!

The interview with your brother in law is just.. *chef's kiss*.. I'm freaking dying laughing

Sorry, but Cassie has the kind of singing voice that really grates my ears. Not sure if it's just the effects they added to her voice, but everytime a clip of her singing played I recoiled in agony.

This is definitely one of my favorite videos of yours. I've lost count how many times I've watched it, and yet each time it makes me laugh so much. Thanks :)

Okay I loved the parts with your brother in law, his laugh had me cracking up too!! I love your channel Jaime!

No one, NO ONE makes me laugh on the whole internet as much as you Jaime French. OMG…the parody with your jumper (sweater) getting higher and higher over your head with your hair caught…AHHHH….I can barely breath!! Your videos are literally medication for my depression in a REALLY good way. You absolute visual comic genius you…I adore you! Just brilliant, hysterical. Love from your UK gay. ☺️

The Jaime/Cassie edits had more chemistry than the couple had in the entire movie

Just fell in love with Nicholas in Red, White and Royal Blue, wanted to see more of his work but heard this was bad. Im glad i have you and Kennie JD to bite the bullet for me lol.

I cannot underestimate how much I admire your endurance with this movie. I watched it with the nursing home.I wasn’t even watching it and I couldn’t stand being in the room. My coworkers love this and I had to pretend that I did not Like you think this was cringe. I almost didn’t even make it through this video but you are making it funny so thank you for giving me some sort of enjoyment out of this movie

This movie is the epidemy of "we can have different views and still get along." Someone not being able to pay for insulin by no fault of their own, shouldn't be a different view. 🙃

I have a FB friend who was a military wife. She posted a post about how awful these kinds of movies are and I was like "Jamie French is going to rip this movie"

I absolutely love the ad break thing. It’s so original. Your amazing. I love you

jamie, this is one of your funniest. I'm actually crying laughing. thank you, needed it ❤

“You can’t rip off the government!” Says the dude who literally lied to government officials several times about his $15,000 dollars of debt to a dangerous drug dealer and his past severe addiction to drugs… yea that’s very illegal my guy. Yes the marine recruiters ask about debts, and past gang activities/ criminal history, and drug use

I’ve been a diabetic since i was 2, (20 years with it) And insurances do randomly deny coverage for insulin. It usually runs up to like $900 for one vial. Those old school syringes make insulin injections burn a lot. People only use those syringes nowadays if they have crappy insurance that doesn’t cover more modern methods. I saw it because of the representation of diabetes. When her blood sugar dropped from not eating, it’s accurate. Some people are more sensitive to low blood sugars than others, and there’s varying factors. I can be up walking around completely fine, just feeling shaky and hungry. Some people can barely walk or chew. The insulin injection scenes are a bit melodramatic but I’ve had days where every injection hurts and burns and i feel worn out and weak as a result

I'm so glad I found your channel cause I honestly thought I was going crazy with the mount of people thought these horrible movies were the best things ever

Here is the thing everyone forgets to mention while watching this film. The couple made it seem they could get a quickie divorce and Cassie gets to keep her benefits. Wrong. In order for the dependent to get any benefits, they have to be married for 20 years with someone active duty for 20 years due to the 20 20 plan. You’re in for the long haul guys.

The sponge bath bubble noise truly took fart humor to the next level. I'm still giggling about it.

My cousin has watched this movie obsessively over 20 times. I'm concerned for her now.

Oh my god I watched this film and was annoyed bit intrigued for the ending at the same time !!! I love that you made a video about it !!!

Jamie thank you for saving my evening with this video and laughter. I had a horrible day where I had to take my cat to the vet after work for the third time due to urinary issues.

“Maybe save your lecture for one of my physical therapy appointments”… holy cow, I am laughing so hard at this review. The whole thing is GOLD.

Real marine corps wife here! Quite a few people get married for the benefits 😅 but you have to be SUPER obvious to get caught or one of them has to admit it. They could have easily said "I used to do drugs and my old dealer is mad that he lost my business and trying to get back at me." and that probably would have been the end of it. Also, when the dad got to the hospital we had the same reaction! Not the time dad!

I’ve been watching lots of true crime, started in the pandemic I think. It is soooo nice to take a break with your videos. I just adore you. Thanks for all the laughs and feel good fun. Don’t listen to hatters.

I frequently rewatch this series and I always laugh. Thank you

I swear, Netflix is turning into the next Hallmark channel. With this, the Kissing Booth and The Perfect Pairing...yowza. Another fantastic review! Love you, girl!! Hope you're doing well ❤️❤️

I know it probably takes a ton of time and energy to make movie reviews, but please keep them coming! I love your videos!

The girl that plays Cassie, Sofia Carson, is in the Descendants movies (Disney+) that are definitely ‘bad’ but I love them and I think you’d get a kick out of them too, I highly recommend them. There’s 3 in total plus an animated show and special but they’re not as ‘good’ as the 3 live action movies.

Geez, I gotta say. I was unsuscribe for a while. I didn't know you rebranded and I found you again yesterday and I'm suscribed again. This video has me laughing so much!

As someone who dated multiple marines, one who unironically suggested we get married so he could get paid more and occasionally go visit him on base in Japan… the immediate dreadful reaction to “marines” is perfectly reasonable lmao

Every time you made fun of her for having her hair tucked into her shirts I laughed so damn hard 😂😂😂

the fact that ur videos already hilarious like bloopers and u add more at the end like extra bloopers is killing me lmao

You are the only person I watch that makes me literally laugh out loud ! So funny 😂 absolutely love your work ❤

I asked my boyfriend who was in the army for 13 years if marrying someone for benefits like this is illegal in any way. He said no, because you're legally married so it doesn't matter what your relationship is actually like. You don't even have to live with each other.

It really baffles me that people didn’t pick up on what you’re doing with the ad breaks. I thought it was brilliant, and I’m sorry you had to explain yourself. Twice.

Thank you. Your videos make me literally lol. That doesn't happen often. ❤

The more I watch your videos the funnier and funnier you get. And I mean this as a compliment, like I get your humor more and more