Never ask a man his salary. Never ask a woman her age. Never ask pyro what we know him for.

Pyro is now explaining why he quit his main channel? Enough with the excuses, just admit you like feeding us.

Bro wtf why am I studying medicine if I’m still gonna end up more broke than a Snapchat influencer 😭

It’s so fascinating how pyro sometimes says very smart things and other times, he says complete bullshit.

So happy that Pryo was able to get cured of the Drama disease

It's always "Why this KZfaqr quit" but never "why this KZfaqr won't post the cruelty squad review"

Slop boy bingo of today 1:13 fell off 1:18 ohio meme 2:48 so true 5:40 Logan Paul 8:55 LA mentioned 10:30 A21 11:05 MrBreast 11:06 Andrew Tate 11:14 KZfaq shorts 12:00 fat fetish inflation funny pyro moment 12:18 chungus 17:12 pyros quitting youtube to make sloppier content 18:27 "after a certain point, money doesn't give you any happiness(...)" 29:15 Pyro puts Subway Surfers to chat stay focused 31:00 Pyro loses focus due to Subway Surfers 31:08 Meta mentioned

It's so easy to 'quit'. I have 'quit' without even fully realizing. One month of absence turns into two, then four, then eight.. ect. I myself just feel like I can't do it anymore, that times have changed and there's no future for the videos that I once did. I can move on and do something new but my audience didn't sign up for that, nor are they interested. It's better just to make a new channel, but here's the thing. I'm not interested in anything myself, meaning there's no point of starting again, I'm older now and I just can't find the spark anymore.

So proud of pyro quitting this is probably the best thing to happen to KZfaq.

I’m loving the trend of ‘massive KZfaqr suddenly gets exposed for being a horrible person by doing a single petty thing’

“I did not have sexual relations with that cat”

i love whoever put the inflation part as a highlight in sponserblock

I love that people are starting to get into shorts now I've been saying "It's like wearing half of a pair of pants it's great" for years and I'm glad someone can finally hear me.

Pyro at the end falling for Subway Surfers is like the gameplay is actually putting on a curse on whoever watches it. No wonder it's so alluring.

only pyro could stretch out a 17 minute video to 30 minutes

Snapchat was absolutely massive at my high school and is pretty much the main way i communicate with old friends. Even here at my college most of the people i know use snapchat.

Love seeing Pyro get distracted by subway surfers so easily

12:00 I nearly inverted myself until I no longer existed on this plane

thank you pyro for the new slop you feed us everyday

On the Snapchat heatmap bit, another thing you notice is 3 things are always happening in those videos They're driving cars with loud music They're showing off a lot of food or they're shopping

Pyro is right about LA, but it’s insane for him, as a British person, to say any other place doesn’t provide anything.

"I like a bit of inflation" -Pyro 2023

So proud of pyro for pausing every 2.1 seconds

thumbnail looks like Jim from the office

Snap is for pictures mostly, helps keep a lot photos saved when you change phones say iPhone to android or vice versa sometimes I text people on it but I don’t use it anymore as a primary communication app

I love the yt zoom feature so much on mobile. When the subway surfers brain rot came, i just zoomed into the left side blocking it loll

FOUR DAYS LEFT TO FULFILL THE PROMISE, PYRO

So to elaborate on Snap's income statement, 2020 and 2021 was when the Fed was basically giving out near 0% interest rate loans, which explains why they haven't been losing much Once they did increase it in 2022, their gross profit took a nosedive, same thing goes for their share price Even if they give out creators this much money, I sincerely doubt Snap has any chance in becoming profitable And even if they became profitable, we also have to take into account its cash flow

It’s disheartening that Pyrocynical quit his main channel after failing to post the Cruelty squad video, a real shame indeed.

Pyros brain actually melded out of his skull in that last bit

Don't quit pyro! I'll miss my daily slop

RIP Pyrocynical's channel, his MLG era wont be forgotten, shame he never delivered Petscop 2

So happy pyro has moved on from his inflation fetish, to a slop fetish

That inflation joke caught me off guard lmao

Glad to see CoryKenshin is doing well. He contacted me way back in 2014 for a collab, when both of us were just starting out, and I am happy he got to really invest time into his YT career and it paid off

I love Pyro being like, I'm not like these other KZfaqrs.

daddy pyro feeding us the daily goop and slop that slides out of his gullet, thank you father

This is pulled straight from the Snapchat website. That’s some serious gate keeping. Not what you know but who you know. “No one is entitled to a Snap Star, regardless of the size of the account’s audience.” “In some cases, Snap will upgrade accounts that fall outside of this parameter if the account owner is well-known outside of Snapchat”

In Switzerland Snap is pretty big but nobody uses spotlight, shows or watch stories from anyone outside of their friends

Thank you papa Pyro for feeding us this daily slop

Bless Pyro for inflating us with more slop making us big and round

i literally only use snapchat bc all my coworkers use it for the groupchat. i wish our groupchat was just over text bruh

I despise people that request subway surfers to play on the side. Like bro we're watching something already and that shit is distracting

this dude got exposed for being a sociopath and fell off

Damn, really sad to hear that you quit, but I respect your decision

PYRO WHERE IS THE CRUELTY SQUAD VIDEO BRO CMON MAN IM STARVING OUT HERE

David Dobrick? Damn, that's a name I haven't seen in awhile.

The fact that this is even an option for people to make this much money for such minimal effort shows how fucking broken our world is.

Proud to see another slop vent/rant 👍 can't wait for the hour long rant on main 🤑

All ads have that opposite effect on me, unless it was something I was already buying and enjoying. If someone is trying to sell me something, I am instantly distrusting of the product, the brand or the corporation behind it.

it is such a saddening day, goodbye pyro

Pyro is feeding us all this SLOP so we become fat and please his inflation fantasies.

“Shorts inflate your channel. And you know me, i like a bit of inflation” made me ball my eyes out 😂😂😂

The whole him nearly murdering someone for a joke just doesn’t sit right with me

This is a sad day. Pyro has quit KZfaq. Who ever shall feed the piggies? Are we all doomed?

Pyro never fails to disappoint with his daily slop, yum yum

some places don't like seeing so many foreign media dominate their feed, so they go to apps where there's not much foreign users

Thank you Pyrocynical for the daily dose of slop. I would never know what happened if it wasnt for slop

This is amazing pyro, you truly are the sloppiest of all times

A main reason why snap is still a thing is that it is VERY prominent in highschool age kids and late Jr. High kids

I got angry when my Local Latin Supermarket started selling Prime before any of the Walmarts in my area did.

The piggies have been fed, thank you pyro, without you we wouldn't have daily slop.

god i hopped it was finally you :C

5:48 I held this mindset until I mixed prime with Malibu and I can’t give it up now

In the Netherlands snapchat is still being used usually among teens to either talk to their friends or to 'fix' a date/hookup. I mean 15 or older btw

Dont quit Pyrocynical. Who is going to feed us slop if you quit!😢😢😢

What is snapchat no joke i really dont know what snapchat is doing

thank you for whoever req that subways gameplay, i got lost in the mid explanation

PYROCYNICAL DON'T QUIT! I NEED MY SLOP

Pyro is a boomer who doesn’t use Snapchat ☠️ I honestly use it everyday to keep up with all my friends and I’m not a even a social media guy but that’s how I text and get in contact with everyone group chats and all

Even if he quit, nothing of value was lost.

“No matter how cancelled you are” One word: EDP.

Can't wait for pyro to watch another 30 minute video with minimal input and no credit to the poster

Oink oink

"you know me, i love some inflation" oh brother 💀

thats why they kept promoting their snaps when they all started vlogging, i remember when david just started and zane and all of them and they kept promoting their snap at the end and in the vid, for this, so they can now live off of snap omg

22:39 anyone else remember this guy from braille skateboarding?

jt casey cant be keepin 2 seconds of eye contact

Man pyro *FELL OFF* like god damn

"And you know me. I like a little bit of inflation"

saw a residential window with empty prime bottles lined up against it

Can I just talk about prime for a sec. I work at walgreens, I work retail, not pharmacy. One day, while in the stock room looking for something. I saw we had prime. And I thought wow. That's crazy. Then went about my day. Later, a mom and her daughter were talking to a coworker, asking if we sell it. I was kinda surprised, cause like, Prime? Really, yall looking for Prime? But I remember that it still hasn't been displayed yet. So I went into the back and got a bottle and showed it to them. This kid got so excited. They asked for 2 more bottles, and I got it for them. I find stuff like that funny. Cause my job doesn't usually get the cool "sold in stores" interesting internet stuff.

I didnt even realize i was jus staring into the gameplay when you mentioned it i was like when tf did this even get here 😭

He was in a cameo for a Mexican music video with Lana Rhodes, and fuerza regida

i swear i hear "it's the equivalent of" every pyro slop

The Dobriko Davido dude! He had a lot of controversy.

as a saudi i can tell u snap is big here for the wierdest reasons most of the kids left the app but the middle aged people settled and the celbraties took advantage of that by promoting any promotion come thier way

Alot of people still use Snapchat. I use it as My main texting app. And so does basically all people I talk too. The ones that don't have Instagram. And I'm Nordic.

'PASTA WAY'

I have been fed my daily slop, thank you mr pyro

11:57 this is the perfect youtube channel to watch while modding TF2

brb starting my Snapchat empire before the Great Collapse

OMG NORMAL PYRO TITLE THIS MUST BE A DREAM

I was so confused when I saw the thumbnail, because I do NOT remember Jim Halpert having a KZfaq channel :/

6:44 ice pop tastes like swamp water

"and you know me, I like a bit of inflation" Cheeky [c-word].

Weekly slop with a little bit of seasoning thank you papa Pyro

The Subway Surfers gameplay is why he hasn’t uploaded Cruelty Squad yet

3:50 last time i used snap chat i was sent so much gore i didn't know what was going on

"I like a bit of inflation" YIKES.