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@nickhughes94083 жыл бұрын
There really needs to be a compilation of all the times Alan has done his impression of the QI producers shouting in Stephen’s ear
@cheers4life1003 жыл бұрын
stephen yelling "ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO PUMP MY CUSTARD" haunts my dreams every night
@macdjord3 жыл бұрын
He has to pump it hard, until it erupts.
@glenn15343 жыл бұрын
If you want something to haunt your dreams, play the video, press 2 and let it play for about 5 seconds :)
@TheBloodsuger1502 жыл бұрын
The
@cheers4life1002 жыл бұрын
@@TheBloodsuger150 ok spongebob
@dragoncurveenthusiast5 жыл бұрын
9:37 that one guy saying zero lol
@Falcrist4 жыл бұрын
You have to respect a man who knows how to follow through.
@Falcrist3 жыл бұрын
@@frenne_dilley He's probably an engineer.
@DaedalusCommunity3 жыл бұрын
@@Falcrist Or a computer scientist
@jacksonlady694 жыл бұрын
Alan imitating "the man in Stephen's ear" will always be my favourite.
@GabrielKnightz5 жыл бұрын
I do like Sandy, but it must be said that i do miss me some adorable Fry.
@c0niferal3 жыл бұрын
Idk if it's because I've only ever seen the compilations since Fry left but I prefer Sandy I think, just find she has a better rapport with guests and audience
@ColinH19733 жыл бұрын
Sandi is wonderful, and there is absolutely nothing to dislike about her. Stephen is at a different level altogether.
@FoolStomper3 жыл бұрын
It was the right choice for a replacement. But no-one will ever top Fry
@ColinH19733 жыл бұрын
@@FoolStomper 👍
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 жыл бұрын
I've always loved Fry, but since watching Sandi, I've absolutely loved her. I couldn't have pictured a better replacement for Fry. She's brilliant! ❤
@cognac805 жыл бұрын
"How was it for you?" :D Next compilation should be Alan and other panelists doing accents.
@KantoKairyu5 жыл бұрын
Ed Byrne wasn't doing an accent, he's Irish, that's how he speaks.
@katierandall91915 жыл бұрын
I always love Alan's health and safety man impressions 😁
@jackdog065 жыл бұрын
Are you ready for me to pump the custard?
@dragoncurveenthusiast5 жыл бұрын
I'll count you down from three...
@artimorty66465 жыл бұрын
What is that, some sort of euphemism?
@jackdog065 жыл бұрын
7:13
@artimorty66465 жыл бұрын
@@jackdog06 I know that it's in the video, but everybody acts like there is some hidden meaning to that! I mean almost everything could be an euphemism: punching the munchkin, polishing helmet, lego building...
@jackdog065 жыл бұрын
But... he’s pumping his custard. You don’t need an insane imagination to realise the double meaning there.
@KiwiHelpgeek5 жыл бұрын
There has to be a video made of Stephern Fry's innuendos and double-entendres
@Fcutdlady5 жыл бұрын
There is one called QI innuendos and rude bits. Not all Stephen Fry but funny all the same. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/is-cnquZur6lg2Q.html
@KiwiHelpgeek5 жыл бұрын
@@Fcutdlady i have seen that one vlbut surely there are a lot more than those ones.
@Fcutdlady5 жыл бұрын
@@KiwiHelpgeek I don't doubt it. Like you I'd love to see more of them.
@BruceForte4 жыл бұрын
"How was it for you?" And Alan just keeps pumping.
@brydon57215 жыл бұрын
I will always love the hot pumping custard!
@RIXRADvidz4 жыл бұрын
Phil can dish it, but he can't take it. He flirts with Stephen in one episode where they have pencils between their teeth, and there's a ''special muscle'' joke that flusters Stephen immensely, giggling now thinking about it.
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
I want this video to go viral just so I can say it's 'Really blowing up'.
@danielsaunders28785 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up
@JaneDoe-ci3gj5 жыл бұрын
It's just a pun relax
@danielsaunders28785 жыл бұрын
@@JaneDoe-ci3gj fuck you
@stevewalston70895 жыл бұрын
@@danielsaunders2878 - You really should try a little magnesium and silver nitrate for your condition. We'll all feel much better.
@HOTD108_3 жыл бұрын
How many views constitutes viral these days?
@samuelwardell12335 жыл бұрын
It’s like going back to school. Still as silly as it ever was.
@Arbron5 жыл бұрын
If school was this fun most kids would love it.
@samuelwardell12335 жыл бұрын
Chrono Ryono well I certainly loved school. Doing practices in chemistry was brilliant fun!
@CR47Ycam4 жыл бұрын
exactly why I love this show. reminds me of pissing about in science lessons
@MicahSps5 жыл бұрын
I love "Screaming Safety Guy".
@imgonnastealyourgirl2 жыл бұрын
"Are you ready for me to pump the custard?" - Stephen Fry
@sed8me695 жыл бұрын
9:43 - *"Zero"* sarcasm and geek served perfectly. Touché good Sir 😉
@grobannoel5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did David Mitchell look particularly adorable in his purple shirt? Yep, it's just me.
@MrsGamgee9773 жыл бұрын
Nope, you're absolutely right. Especially at 3:12.
@raheem201231Ай бұрын
It’s the beard.
@vivienneoneill540011 күн бұрын
Yes he does look good.❤❤❤❤❤❤
@zetetick3954 жыл бұрын
H2O2 Water water - Nothing else will do for when you're *really* thirsty!
@bettneyskye4 жыл бұрын
"just hold me."
@addivf29115 жыл бұрын
what an extraordinarily excellent choice of a transition
@ShizuruNakatsu4 жыл бұрын
I imagined the laser from the Death Star hitting the back of Darth Vader's helmet...
@emmatorode67044 жыл бұрын
Haha the little zero after 321
@Sarah-ev1gj4 жыл бұрын
And they wouldn't let Stephen inhale helium on the air because of "health and safety"
@sidd0655 жыл бұрын
I love everything about this!!!
@greenredblue3 жыл бұрын
9:44 So _that's_ what happened to my chemistry set all those years ago... I've wondered all this time. The reaction lasted 3 days.
@ink77613 жыл бұрын
I did the custard thing in primary school, but I used a tin can with 3 candles in it, a tube at the base, and custard powder over the tube. I don't know they'd let you do that as a kid anymore
@andrewclarke33574 жыл бұрын
When Sandi took her safety specs off I thought someone had played a prank on her
@jackie26314 жыл бұрын
9:37 I thought Bill was flipping Stephen off😂
@sufferationist4 жыл бұрын
9:44 me, december 1st
@formulafish15363 жыл бұрын
That was the most engaged I’ve ever seen Rhod on a show
@RIXRADvidz5 жыл бұрын
'a bit yellow 'round the edges, yeah well it gets like that'......no entendre there
@sheldoncedwardthibault35995 жыл бұрын
Learnin' about Chemistry experiments by Headmaster Stephen Fry!
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 жыл бұрын
Chemistry is not my cup of tea, but Stephan makes it entirely exciting and quite fun. Never thought I'd ask couldn't I have Stephan Fry as my Chemistry teacher?!
@hankwilliams1503 жыл бұрын
I'd have enjoyed science more in school has it been like that. Unfortunately I'd never have gotten the double entendres then though.
@quietone6103 жыл бұрын
I used a Custard Powder example to teach about Classified (Hazardous) Locations. If you were wondering, powder is Classification 2, Division 1 (Where dust is always in dangerous quantity), and Class 2, Div 2 (present only in fault condition); or Zone 20 (when dust is present always), Zone 21 (present only in fault condition) or Zone 22 (briefly present).
@joed11625 жыл бұрын
Love Qi !!!
@packersamurai Жыл бұрын
I hope they enjoyed the burns on the table after that hydroxide experiment.
@irwinrussell603 жыл бұрын
Having never seen QI, Stephen's outfits are all so bad that they're good, and I quite like it.
@smilemor-phony59644 жыл бұрын
I knew I shouldn't have smoked a joint for New Years Eve tonight yearning for our back-to-back episodes of the Twilight Zone that helps me make sense out of this crazy world we find ourselves in. This channel showed up, glad I didn't do a hit of mescaline first cuz I'm dying of a coronary over here. This is the funnest shit I've ever seen.
@popazz14 жыл бұрын
What a way to begin the New Year,lol. Happy 2020. If this is your intro' to Q.I. then you're in for a world of treats.
@donepearce4 жыл бұрын
One day there will be an episode in which Alan doesn't scream.
@kbur92922 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! I've just realised that the first experiment must be what they used during Takeshi's Castle castle siege at the end of each episode!
@philwilson41673 жыл бұрын
Golden opportunity missed. When Sandi was counting down, one of the boys should have fired early, and then said "sorry, that's never happened before" or something to that effect
@CB-zv9cl3 жыл бұрын
A part of me hates myself for finding Rhod Gilbert super hot. The other part... well... 🤤🤤🤤🤣🤣🤣
@fizzy19222 жыл бұрын
Id like a round 2 of experiments
@dl43504 жыл бұрын
8:04 - Ooh, it's real cat - mrs miggins
@rin_etoware_29897 ай бұрын
through the gauzelike curtain of the forevermore, someone whispered, "how did you all die?" "i was killed in the war." "there was a famine." "i got the virus." "Stephen Fry pumped us with flaming hot custard."
@jamesbrennand99093 жыл бұрын
Mr fry is not only a very intelligent and a very funny man but he is a great show man that not only educates but entertains people
@linebrunelle1004 Жыл бұрын
ditto Bill Nye, the science guy
@Boom123 жыл бұрын
I'd be fine covered in Stephen's hot custard xD
@jackdog065 жыл бұрын
7:32 “Audience I want you to count me down from three!” Audience: TWO, ONE umm...
@bramvanduijn80862 жыл бұрын
They joined in too late.
@rajeevarya838710 ай бұрын
Really need a compilation of the klaxon clapping back at the panellists
@panda-wk8mv3 жыл бұрын
my chemistry teacher's favourite joke was "two chemists walk into a bar, the first orders H2O, the second ordered H2O too and then it's a funeral"
@Fcutdlady3 жыл бұрын
You can do that custard powder experiment with coffee creamer. Mythbusters on Discovery channel USA set fire to a whole heap of it abd the explosion was huge. Look for dairy creamer cannon around you tube
@bramvanduijn80862 жыл бұрын
Or sugar, or flour.
@Arlojmikk4 жыл бұрын
I was pretty close to a fairly large na and water explosion and it looked like white phosphorus grenade
@lizzybubbles19584 жыл бұрын
For the last one I immediately thought of the elephants toothpaste experiment I did in high school 😂😂 basically the same thing but smaller
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 жыл бұрын
Same!
@regard20933 жыл бұрын
So you start out live as an explosion
@jorenthar91864 жыл бұрын
I thought they'd use the pingpong ball one
@Myzelfa5 жыл бұрын
What episode is the first segment from? I've not seen it.
@lynx318therealone5 жыл бұрын
P series, Ep 14: Pathological
@JiveDadson3 жыл бұрын
I did not know custard powder was a thing. 🇺🇸
@anydaynow4 жыл бұрын
My question is... Is everything flammable in powder form?
@tharqal27644 жыл бұрын
It needs to be oxidisable. Like powdered aluminium oxide won't burn because there's nothing it can burn to.
@gljames244 жыл бұрын
@@tharqal2764 Unless you have a stronger oxidizer.
@jeric_synergy85814 жыл бұрын
@@tharqal2764 but powdered aluminum should. IIRC, it is used in fireworks for a specific color.
@bramvanduijn80862 жыл бұрын
@@gljames24 Chlorine trifluoride would do it, that stuff oxidizes practically anything including glas, sand, water, and all metals, even the notoriously unreactive gold. It can only be stored in steel, copper, or nickel containers and not because it doesn't oxidize them, but because the resulting rust sticks to the metal protecting it from further contact with Chloring trifluoride. As long as you don't bump or shake it, or scratch the protective coating off. If it touches your skin, the moisture in your skin will make it explode. If your skin is dry your skin will ignite after which the blood under your skin will explode. If that doesn't kill you, the explosions result in a cloud of acid steam, and if that doesn't kill you both the substance itself and anything it turns into after reacting with you is toxic as hell. For such a dangerous substance the list of safety equipment is very short and a bit unusual, since it only contains one item: A good pair of running shoes. (Dr. John D. Clark) Anyway, my point is: anything is flammable in powder form if you replace the O2 with ClF3.
@123Sunshinexox4 жыл бұрын
Cool Frys don’t look at explosions
@Fcutdlady5 жыл бұрын
Saw mythbusters in the USA set light to coffee creamer ☕
@ikarikid4 жыл бұрын
That was also the powder used in Are You Afraid Of The Dark
@perlandstrom50234 жыл бұрын
how was it for you XD
@Mike919755 жыл бұрын
Question to any biologists watching. If dark colouration absorbs more energy why did man lose the skin pigmentation when migrating away from warmer climates? Surely it would be evolutionary advantageous to absorb energy to reduce calorie requirements to maintain body temperature?
@chedelirio69845 жыл бұрын
Cold air/water draws heat away much faster than simple solar radiation in the higher latitudes can put it in, so it would not be an advantage to be darker-colored.
@alisha51005 жыл бұрын
Also in terms of melanin you're less likely to get sun burn if you have darker skin.
@PontusBengtsson945 жыл бұрын
The big evolutionary benefit of fair complexion in the colder climate is production of vitamin D which is cucial for many physiological procecess eg. calcium metabolism.
@michaellejeune77154 жыл бұрын
@@PontusBengtsson94 Basically this.
@purgruv2 жыл бұрын
Wow, there are far too many ads on this video.
@ghazghkullthraka97143 ай бұрын
7:36 Did the audience just skip 3?
@popazz14 жыл бұрын
" Are you ready for me to pump the custard? " Catherine, " Yup, I knew there was a reason I left Canada and came to the UK ".
@MySerpentine4 жыл бұрын
Dust explosions are scary
@jeric_synergy85814 жыл бұрын
Wheat elevator explosions. Nasty things.
@Fcutdlady5 жыл бұрын
This also works with coffee creamer powder.
@tomasmurphy10364 жыл бұрын
Works with flour too
@RIXRADvidz4 жыл бұрын
we did it with talcum powder, flour, corn starch and powdered sugar in Chem Lab, guess which made the Biggest Flame with accompanying BOOM.
@happinesscounts4 жыл бұрын
if QI did Chemistry Lessons at School.......
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 жыл бұрын
Chemistry is not my cup of tea, but Stephan makes it entirely exciting and quite fun. Never thought I'd ask couldn't I have Stephan Fry as my Chemistry teacher?!
@justandy3334 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, Stephens Racist laser pen! I bet everyone (apart from Stephen) was thinking it, but Alan had the balls to say it.
@nzd37422 жыл бұрын
*cough*elephant toothpaste *cough*mark rober
@rafaelb.m.47565 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly few explosions, actually. Well, this is not Hollywood.
@adamtoms76110 ай бұрын
“Racist” 😂
@PhantomObserver5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else think Mythbusters Coffee Creamer Cannon?
@Fcutdlady5 жыл бұрын
I did.
@antigraceful4 жыл бұрын
holy SHIT look how tall he is!!!
@Gmackematix4 жыл бұрын
There's a KZfaq video where a guy fills a whole swimming pool with the elephant toothpaste experiment.
@ladydixon96515 жыл бұрын
9:32 I ship it
@diamond_pacific80935 жыл бұрын
Clarkson has made a career of getting inside cars...
@lonnwy5 жыл бұрын
At the risk of showing my favourite tv show, is Alan davies missing an eyebrow?LMAO, xxxx
@TheTaterTotP805 жыл бұрын
Rhod is 50? I could easily believe he's in his 30s.
@pivotmaster8615 жыл бұрын
I'm explosive after consuming an excess of takeaway
@LaGuerre195 жыл бұрын
2:51 I queued this up *_special_* for puritanical 'murica.
@ZecharyK3 жыл бұрын
The laser pointer belonged to an American cop.
@HDilk3 жыл бұрын
Instead of firearms give them lightsabers 😂
@ununpopular5 жыл бұрын
"Racist" was funny.
@tahutoa5 жыл бұрын
So H2O2 + Potassium Iodide produces a fountain of shaving cream?
@andymcl925 жыл бұрын
It's called elephant toothpaste :)
@QUARTERMASTEREMI63 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Elephant Toothpaste is quite fun to watch happen (with the reaction and all) and do in real life (at least from what I've heard people say). :)
@bramvanduijn80862 жыл бұрын
No, it just makes your shaving cream very fluffy as if you've whisked it for hours.
@221b-Maker-Street2 жыл бұрын
Well this blew up...
@RubbittTheBruise Жыл бұрын
&t=398 did Alan say "You're the shield. You're Jewish!"?
@CashelOConnolly4 жыл бұрын
I like the Asian woman
@dorothyhansen43742 жыл бұрын
When I was a young child, 8 or 10 in US 50 years ago, we could literally go into the chemist (just we kids) and buy powdered salt peter, sulphur, or any manner of chemicals we wanted with which to make loud or colourful combustibles.
@Doivid_5 жыл бұрын
They missed radiation pressure on the white balloon.
@snooksy19823 жыл бұрын
Phill Jupitus really has stolen a living
@chrispetritsch49593 жыл бұрын
Not that it's a bad thing, [i mean,it doesn't offend me],but the amount of sexual innuendo and double entendres on this show amazes me and i don't think any Australian TV audience would be accepting of it. Surprisingly to some,maybe, Aussie TV viewers are pretty straight when it comes to that kind of stuff,i reckon.
@finding_aether5 жыл бұрын
What was Darth Vader thinking?
@covrtdesign5279 Жыл бұрын
Leave a comment if you want me to design and sell a, "Are you ready for me to pump the custard" shirt!
@adriaandeleeuw83394 жыл бұрын
How safe was lighting the burner with a cigarette lighter..... NOT! should have used a flint striker as used by boilermakers!
@15-Peter-204 жыл бұрын
Bring back fry
@TotemSP25 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Sandi is dead!
@TheQIElves5 жыл бұрын
No National Treasures were harmed in the making of this video.
@charlieperkins785 жыл бұрын
@@TheQIElves of course they don't
@dismissing5 жыл бұрын
@@TheQIElves I know what you guys are implying but it sort of seems like a backhanded insult lmao
@lynx318therealone5 жыл бұрын
Only if she drinks Coke not Pepsi...Oh, hang on, wrong Sandy.... www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2018/06/01/john-travolta-finally-discusses-whether-sandy-dead-grease-40th-anniversary/657235002/
@andrewgalloway73444 жыл бұрын
that convoluted apparatus is a terrible way to illustrate combustable powders ... simplicity shows it clearer .. simply put a pinch on the desk and blow it with a straw over a flame ..
@sybren49225 жыл бұрын
"zero"
@mthlay155 жыл бұрын
"Alan..." ".racist."
@SickSkilz4 жыл бұрын
That's a stupid stat. By the same logic you could also probably say that being a librarian is more dangerous than playing Russian roulette because more librarians die of old age than people play Russian roulette
@astroboirap5 жыл бұрын
bring back steven fry ffs
@wizardswine3 жыл бұрын
They didn't kick him off he chose to leave, by the sound of it for several reasons