Aaron Dobson he validates parking.

karsaurlong Just stamp the ticket.

Praise the lord and Christ the saviour.

Yes but if you go into the *rightorium* you'll find there's nothing *left* !! 😁!!

abingleyboy nice

Theres a guy on youtube who eats old MRE's . he has eaten peaches from the first world war!! think his channel is SteveMRE. check it out

@@jeffdeaf3590 I knew a guy who got the contract in the 1980s to restock the Gov bunkers. He removed all the cans, bought a labeling machine and "refreshed" the cans, then put them all back. He was later imprisoned for fraud/tax evasion etc, but not for that particular scam.

So I have to tell you. It's just a story about people being assholes to each other. I'm sorry but that's what most of all military tales actually are about.

@@NomadSoul76 -- Yeah... our cook made us a delicious cobbler... what an asshole that guy was. I always enjoy hearing the opinions of people who were never in the military, telling me about my own experiences. _I have to tell you, man... stories from people who were never in the military are really prejudiced and ignorant... sorry but that's what most stories from non-military people are._ See how dumb it sounds when you paint people with such a wide brush?

I'm pretty sure there was a joke in Malcolm in the Middle where Hal opens a can of black olives that were sitting in the back of the cabinet, then his wife Lois comes in and tells him they weren't olives at all but peaches...

Is that a Scotsman with a bad back?

binaway Thanks for pointing that out!

Try to find left handed worker pants. Those things are like Unicorns.

my local hardware shop ran out of long waits, they said i could have 3 short ones instead though

Sent mine off to the hardware for rubber nails.

That’s the best joke I’ve heard all day

There’s no such thing

I am ambidextrous!!

deekat3279 pros with your toes😁😆

My Nana could write beautifully with either hand. They don't teach cursive like that anymore. Okay, cursive isn't taught at all anymore, but that's not the point. Beautiful handwriting with each hand, but otherwise completely right handed.

You wouldn't be able to digest them properly. Chemicals in foods like proteins and sugars are not symmetrical.

@@superfluidity It's not often that stereochemistry comes up in the comment section.

""God damn i love those peaches" W.Churchill

I too played Mass Effect

You shouldnt My left handed uncle ate som right handed peaches and i miss him every day :(

My mom was right handed and one of my sisters is left handed. They used to swap potato peelers, because when one side of the blade got dull, they could swap and the blade on "their" side was still sharp. I'm generally pretty "handed" but its an even split between what I do right handed and what I do left handed. I broke my left wrist a couple of years ago and I ended up having to grow a beard- with the cast I couldn't move my left hand enough to do a decent job, and when I tried to shave right handed I looked like I'd lost a knife fight. Yet when I play sports, I'm almost totally right handed

My step-dad is left handed and there are no left handed items in their house.

Nothing odd about it, left-handedness is determined, in part, by genetics.

I'm right handed but generally do things like holding a knife and fork the wrong way round because my mum is left handed and obviously growing up I just did what she did.

@@violetskies14 holding your fork and knife like that is the proper way to do it. Not that I'm able to eat a whole meal that way. My German and right handed husband has been trying to get me to make the switch for a long time. But the whole keep your hand in your lap and only use a knife if you must is so deeply engrained....

it makes sense, dude was a banker, you kind of dont want smudges on bank papers

Its actually a bit surprising that they were aware that there might be a problem. But maybe he mistook their meaning and they give all applicants a written test to see if their handwriting is ledgible. Plenty of righthanded people have poor handwriting.

Oh no - he was told the reason for the test and watched very closely whilst writing. Of course, right-handers move away from what they've written so don't have the same problem!

How to write as a left handed person without smudging, yes even with a fountain pen. Take whatever you're planning to write on, turn it 90° clockwise, begin writing from top to bottom. Of course if you don't do this already you'll basically have to learn to write from scratch :P

Did they also make him take a test to prove he wasn't evil?

Or comment, before reading any others, post and check your handiwork, only to discover, underneath, your earlier comment from years ago and have to decide if the first comment was funnier, more interesting or if you should put both comments in a new comment. 😂

Came across this comment and because I wanted to like the video but apparently already had done so, I reached out to like the comment but apparently I had already liked the comment as well! Now what do I do? 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's true. Jack explains it later, too.

Running wont help you if all the doors are against you

That explains why when I started at my job 5 years ago I didn't get scissors or box cutters to use for a month.

Serves him right...

'Fierce' 👍

Fæce

TuyuqVampram you had left handed desks?!!

Alistair Shaw yeah usually they put them in the left-most row to add some symmetry to the auditoriums/classrooms. the metal bar that connects the desk to the chair is on the left side so whatever note you're writing is left-hand accessible instead of the right.

Gosh, I'd forgotten those sort of desks. We had them at school in music classes (40 years ago !). I think the right-handed ones actually attached at the left and stretched across in front of you. Don't remember any left-handed ones - I can remember the names of at least 3 "lefties" in our class in Year 7, though.

We just have desks for normal people. Square

Do your desks have hands what's going on

Me too, I don't see the difference for most things, including scissors, but I've only recently discovered that being left-handed is the reason why I've always thought that potato peelers where no use.

Scissors are messy to handle for everyone to be honest

@@Scarletraven87 there is nothing worse than having your paper folded around the scissor blades because the scissors are cheap and right handed..

@@sliceofbread2611 Hold them in your left hand then - that way you can cut and push the blades together so they do actually cut !

@@lexrue873 No, it's because you got crappy potato peelers ! I have an OXO brand 'Y' peeler - not only works in either hand but also on both push and pull.

Not quite. Fonzie was on the jury and realized that the person accused of the theft couldn't have done it because the bike was "left-handed." The episode was sort of a version of "Twelve Angry Men," and the bike wasn't so much "left-handed" as it was a British bike--a Grand Mark 2. Unfortunately, the writers got it wrong because they assumed that Brit bikes would be the reverse of American bikes, but the Grand Mark 2 had a right hand throttle. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d9Kanap5rZ7YfXU.html

Billy Andrew One in ten folk are left-handed. If one parent is left-handed there's a 50-50 chance the child will be born left-handed. Two left-handed parents will produce a left handed child, but the odds over more than ten out of one hundred being left handed never arises for some strange reason. My mother, left-handed, produced six left-handed children, but the eldest four, myself included, were discouraged from allowing our left hand to dominate via canings and having our left arms strapped to our torsos with belts or ties. The superstition of Catholic schools, back in the 50s and 60s. 😂

@@billyandrew me and my ex are both left handed yet both my children are right handed. I was hoping at least one of them would be left handed as we struggled to teach them certain things, there is a few lefties throughout my whole family on my dad's side but there is a lot of them on that side so the numbers of lefties is really small, genetics aren't a major part of being left handed or not it can just sometimes add to it, but as I says both my kids are not lefties even though my ex and I are.

I move the mouse of computers over to the left side

I am a switch hitter with the mouse...I sometimes mouse right handed so I can write with my left. Back when they all had cords, the one at my job was on the right so I got used to that, although left feels natural. I have never swapped the buttons though. I just use my middle finger on the left button. Or sometimes slide my hand over and use the index finger on the left button.

Same here, we are obviously superior and have adapted, ready to take over the world.

+Aidan Wiseman Pun. Couldn't help myself.

The question, tho, is do you left with your right hand?

too far

Twiggeh wouldn't it be write hand ?

probably more interested in the contents of the can

Signatures on those never look like the real signatures anyway.

Intriguing. I'm the same - but would have made my (mangled) mark with my left. Ironic side-story: I finally got one of those artist's drawing pads - a 'Bamboo'. "Yay, now i can draw with my left!" I sucked. It was dismal!! I gave it to a grandson.

I’m left handed but no one else in my family is which is odd because it’s usually genetic. We think my dad (who was born in 1972) was actually left handed but he was taught at school to use his right hand because being left handed was still seen as wrong then.

Utterly appalling! I missed that era by a few years, muchas gracias to whoever got woke enough to wipe out that villainy.

It's such a massive pet peeve of mine when people do that, I just look at them like did you ever learn how to use fucking utensils!?

I have literally never seen a right handed person do that in my life

@@cheekybum1513 I went out to eat with family and I'm the only left-handed one, and I noticed it. It was the most bizarre thing that everyone seemed to do and not notice. Meanwhile, I just ate without ever needing to switch.

@@Boyzby I write left hand but do everything else right handed. I eat with right hand too. I went through my entire life, until my wife pointed out, that I grip the spoon weirdly in my right hand. While I grip the fork like I am holding a pen. This made me think through the mundane stuff I do and made me realize I sometimes unknowingly use my left hand too. After I confronted my parents, I learnt I was a complete left hander who was force trained to use right hand while eating. This might have impacted how I interact with other stuff too.

Knife needs to apply pressure in order to cut through stuff. I cannot put that amount of pressure with my weaker hand. Hence the need to switch. Similar thing with stabbing force of the fork.

I'd do this too though I don't know if I was taught it or not.

I'm one of 5% of right-handers who writes with that "hooked" hand position. My mother and teachers tried to "correct" it when I was a kid, but they eventually gave up as there's nothing really "wrong" with it and my handwriting was quite neat.

Jack Evans i am left-handed but i didn't have that problem.

I am left-handed and I write in the normal position and just smudge the paper.

@@ragnarokangaroo same here

I feel like that happens for everyone no matter what hand they use. They’re just hard to hold.

and girls!!!

Here in the States, at least in baseball or softball, left-handers do bat left-handed, as well as switch-hitters. They use ball-gloves on the right hand and throw with their left. Everybody knows that Paul McCartney strung his guitars for left-handed playing. Even famous tribute band Beatlemania had a left-handed bass for authenticity.

⁠@@marvinmeeker5765 is Paul McCartney left handed? I didn’t know that. I’m not a huge fan of the Beatles. I learnt to play guitar right handed and I still remember my surprise when a girl came into guitar lessons one day with a left handed guitar. No one told me I could get a left handed one for the first like year and a half I had been playing. I was already on my second guitar by then because I outgrew my first one. That’s when I realised that’s probably why I could never strum upwards, because I was left handed using a right handed guitar.

Can openers, for sure. If I have to use a can opener, the older the better. The new ergonomic ones are worse than the super old 100% metal ones. And scissors are difficult if I need to cut on precise lines, for sure. Pencil sharpeners have just always been that way so I didn’t notice.

Did you get any disability benefits?

Nope.

I might add that it is also EXTREMELY difficult to ride a motorcycle by holding the throttle (right side) with your left hand.

The same with a can opener.

i just turn it the other way, they've never given me any trouble

Myself and three younger sisters went through the same at Catholic schools. We also had our left arms strapped to our bodies to discourage us from 'doing the devil's work'. 😂

Well we bloody have to be, 99% of the world is made for right-handed people and they dont even notice..

Honesly...at least 3/4 of things are ambidextrous and don't favor anyone in particular. Saying 99% is for right handers is retarded.

Still left handed people tend to be better with their right hand than right handed people are with their left.

Only because we have to. It's not like it's easier for us or anything....

Obviously not if they need things specially made for them, using left handed scissors doesn't mean you adapted to using scissors.

BSA, Brum! Lovely jubbly

It's not disdain just dark humour His sister is right handed and he wouldn't look down on her

It was indeed.

Same.

It's ambininst... ambistrin... ambrist... ambrinst... ambinristi nah I'll just go with what you said.

Ambisinistrous.

If the right handed scissors are particularly sharp then I cut paper alright but anything harder than that is impossible. I can never open hard packages, I always need to get a right handed person to open them. It doesn’t matter if I use my left or my right hand, right handed scissors just refuse to work for unless they’re very sharp. I got a pair of right handed craft scissors and they work most of the time for me because they’re nice and sharp and well made.

Oh, I got it now... thanks!

I mean realistically there was only around 20 years between the end of the cowboy era and the first production motorcycle so it's not too far fetched

Until the age of seven I wrote left-handed, when I was put in a Catholic school, who looked at the habit as evil and doing the devil's work and would cane me or strap my left arm to my body. At home I still wrote left handed, but had gotten out of the habit by the time I started secondary school at eleven. My three younger sisters had similar experiences, but the two youngest boys were lucky that policy towards left-handers had changed by the time they started school. They used to think were were kidding them about how left-handers were once viewed.

I never had that problem. I wasn't forced to change the orientation of the pen to mimic the same angle with respect to the paper as a right-handed writer. I just hold my writing instruments in a comfortable manner, not with that curled wrist that I see most other lefties using. For those of you right-handed people who are having trouble visualising this, simply hold a pen in your right hand, as if you were writing, and put a mirror just to the left of your hand. You'll see the same thing in the mirror that I see my own hand doing.

@@lancer525 I don’t know what you mean about holding it at an angle, I just hold it comfortably and it always smudges for me. I always lean my hand on the paper as I write so I can get more leverage and control and that results in me smudging the writing as I go. I’ve tried not leaning against it but then it’s really uncomfortable and my writing gets all wobbly. I just tried to not lean my whole hand on it so it doesn’t smudge as much but it’s still uncomfortable.

I can do a lot of things with my right hand but I’ve never considered myself ambidextrous because I can only write with my left hand. I would think all left handed people can do many activities with their right hand because they’ve just had to adapt. Writing, using scissors, tennis, throwing a ball, randomly picking things up, eating with just a fork or spoon, are probably the only things I do with my left hand, everything else I do in the right handed way. And some of those things I definitely can do both ways. Using a computer, guitar, eating with a knife and fork, using a can opener, those are some of the things I always do the right handed way. I remember as a kid I would use a computer both ways. Sometimes I would move the mouse to the left, sometimes I would leave it on the right. But I realised it was just easier to leave it on the right and use it that way so I just always started doing it that way. I don’t know if I can still use a computer the left handed way now, my mouse is definitely meant for right hands so it wouldn’t be very comfortable if I tried.

@@rachelcookie321 I know a truly left handed person and he can't do much of anything with his right. There may be different levels, but trust me, you're ambidextrous. People develop patters as they grow accustomed to things. I bet you weren't that great at throwing a ball with either hand until you favored one and got better at it. If you had favored your right hand, as I did, you probably would be better at throwing with your right than left, as I've become. It may not seem easy at first, but if you tired to switch hands from what you normally use for various things, you might find that, with practice, just as you had to do in the first place, you'll become better with your opposite hand. I've randomly tried writing with my right hand again over the years, and have been getting slightly better at it the more I do it. With things that are truly ambidextrous to begin with, such as tools, the only reason I favored my right was because it was easier to torque things down by pulling.

@@hellcat1988 all the things I do with my right hand it’s because I didn’t know I could do them with my left hand or I used to do them with both but switched to the right because it was easier when everyone else also used their right hand. My left hand is very much my dominant hand, I just learnt to adapt in a right handed world. I feel like ambidextrous means you naturally use both hands for things but naturally I just used my left hand, I only started to use my right hand because things were made for right handed people.

@@rachelcookie321 Being ambidextrous doesn't have to mean you can do all things with both hands. Sure, the OFFICIAL definition says that, but you show me a purely right or left handed person who can actually switch hands and do something competently, let alone well. As I've said, I have a friend who is truly left handed, and watching him fight to do things with his left that were clearly meant to be done with the right is so awkward it makes me cringe. I was even tempted to buy a left handed can opener for him when he lived with me, rather than watch him try to use it backwards from the opposite side of the can, just so he could turn the handle with his left. I will admit that, unless I actually change the mouse button layout in software, I can't use an ambidextrous mouse with my left hand competently, but I can shoot a bow with either hand just fine. Part of it is just figuring out what muscles you need to use in your head, then letting your brain tell those muscles to do it. I don't know. Maybe I'm just weird.

See, I find right handed can openers fine to use but left handed scissors are a godsend.

Honestly, I've never used a left-handed pencil sharpener so I don't know whether that would decrease the amount of broken pencil tips, but I do remember when I was young - most pens were impossible to write with without making smudges.

Why are you talking about cutting nails with scissors? I’m left handed and left handed scissors are completely reversed. It has the opposite blade on top. I know this because I own both left handed and right handed scissors and I have examined them and noticed this difference and then I googled pictures and noticed those are also the same. I also am unable to use right handed scissors in my left hand or my right hand but can use left handed scissors.

i hate food processors they will only start if you put on the top in a very specific way that wil come naturally to anyone but me.

I buy left handed scissors because no matter how hard I try right handed ones just refuse to work for me 95% of the time. It doesn’t matter if I use my left hand or my right hand, whatever I’m trying to cut will just bend. And then a right handed person will come along and use the same scissors just fine. It’s been very infuriating to me.

Does changing hands feel like someone else's hand?

I'm ambimoustrous.

You don’t use nail cutters? I just use nail cutters go cut my nails and those work the same for both hands.

Surely a left handed car is anything that is left hand drive anyway, as you keep your left hand on the steering wheel when changing gear?

Actually foot pedals have the same layout on both left hand and right hand drive cars. Years ago my late dad had a Renault 10. For right hand drive they had just moved the steering column to the right without altering it. You had to use your left hand for gears and indicators. It's amazing how often you have to use both at the same time. The few times I drove it I found it very awkward.

binaway What I meant by my comment was that when driving a RHD car, you operate the gears and hand brake with your weaker left hand, thereby leaving your stronger right hand on the steering wheel. So for a left handed person, a left hand drive car would suit them better. By the way, in every car whether it was designed for right or left hand drive is laid out in the same way. The pedals are always in the same order and the indicator lever is on the left.

Phantomwhite Some cars actually have the indicator on the right which is just plain wrong

Adam. The indicators are on the right on RHD cars as a previous post said you quite often turn, change gears and need to turn the indicators on all at the same time. That's why most RHD cars have the indicator switch on the right.

I'm left handed and I learnt to use a computer at school in 1999 (when I was 7). There wasn't a lot of space in the computer room so all the computers were set up for right handers with no space to move the mouse to the left side. The teacher also told us to use the mouse with the right hand. I learnt that way and had no problem after a while (it took me a few weeks to get the coordination but it never occurred to me that the left hand would be easier). I only learnt recently that some left handers use the mouse in their left hands! I actually find the right hand convenient because then I can use the mouse with my right hand and write using my left hand.

I grew up in the 2010s and still there was no left handed mouses at my school. That was fine with me though because I learnt to use it right handed as a little kid.

I have heard that, too - it may have been on QI