All Asian men have smaller sticks, didn't you know !!

100,000 lorry drivers short and the dvsa are still doing their best to make more drivers quit.

It is a "pace stick", it splits down the middle to form a triangle and is used by drill instructors to measure certain lengths of pace when marching, thirty inch, 27 inch etc... The smaller one carried by the lance corporal is a swagger stick used to prevent other ranks from putting their hands in their pockets as their hands would be busy holding said stick. Lance corporal has a swagger stick, sergeant who is the higher rank carries a pace stick.

This is a Vosa site to pull up Lorry Drivers, it's Crown property not private, they're checking for over weight and tacho card infringements, that's why most Lorry drivers gave up this jobs, it's to much hassle.

I was in the RAF and the drill Sgt had a similar pace stick. I had to polish the brass on it. I was only 16. Now I’m older and wiser I’d wrap it around the cranium of my former Sgt if he tried bullying me like he did way back when. And believe me it was extreme bullying.

I still haven’t recovered my phone yet , this video was in my iCloud recorded before Powerless

I love how they always forget half the things they say to you.... "I'm just asking" and the rest kiddo....

"Get him a bigger stick, he is a bully" Probably not far from the truth that.

As ex military I will explain his stick to you. It's called a pace stick and it opens up just like the blade of scissors. When he is drilling soldiers, teaching them to March etc the pace stick when open shows how big the steps should be that the soldiers take when marching. I hope that helps. Cheers .

Hey, Its RAF Abingdon. I was there for 3 years, 1985-88 and stood guard on that gate many times. Hi to all my ex colleagues at the supply squadron. AB met the Discip crew. Slashed peaks and pace sticks. I wonder if the old SWO is still alive? Thanks for turning over the bin in my old room, Mr Duffy.

I bet he goes inside and starts shouting at anything that moves 🤣

the way he laughed when AB mentioned why is your stick smaller he knew why his stick was smaller

“Why has he got a smaller stick?” Try not to hear that wrong 😂

The DVSA trying to get you to move? Haha he has as much power as the milkman!😂

"Why does he have a smaller stick?" That joke practically writes itself! 🤣

The look on the Lance Corporal's face when you told the Sergeant that he has no authority over you outside the barracks was priceless

I love seeing a new AB KZfaq clip...AB not only knows his rights but has genuine comedy timing that makes these really entertaining.

He conceded that he has no authority on that sidewalk, yet 99% of the population would have complied with his orders. It should be a crime for people in positions of authority to give unlawful demands.

Watching with enjoyment in Russia and getting inspiration and courage to do the first ever Russian police audit if my wife will let me out

"I'm the boss out here!" Oh he quite appreciated that one! His voice sounds like he's used to yelling at people 24/7.

*Small stick man* looked incredibly disappointed that, on this occasion, his little piece of paper and pen went unused. 🤣🔥

Big Up the Gurkhas 🇳🇵 🇬🇧

Jumped up jobsworth, thats used to speaking to squaddies like dirt, no need to be carrying a pace stick out in public, not measuring the pace, but it could become an offensive weapon out in public. In my day they where known as (RP) regimental police, who ended up doing that job because they had no trade or very little education, all they could do was shout and ball, the army didn't waste its time putting educated tradesman at the guard room. Dont get me wrong it was a cushy number, away from regimental bullshit, the SGT made his own BS, or prisoners in the guardroom did the work. While we are on the subject of jobsworth, the DVSA guy needs to learn some common courtesy when addressing members of the public, and needs to brush up on his trespassing laws.

It's amusing how quickly they walk away and AB keeps up with them.

Well done AB, nice to see that you work alone. Keep on being polite and keeping them in order. Top man 👍

He's wearing a flying saucer on his head. I believe they're called swagger sticks .

Sonny Jim thinks we are all in his army.

One thing I am impressed about AB is he never waits for police or security instead he goes directly to them and challenge 😂😂.

10:01, a guy who was milk monitor in school and clearly his a 60 year old milk monitor

I thought I was watching 'It ain't half hot mum' for a moment

2:30 Obviously watching 'Carry On Sergeant" had a big influence on him.

I love how AB turns the Questions on them before they can get even started

Ladybird Book of Old People “extract”: Grandad has a new “power job” - following a weeks training course at our expense, he gets to press a little blue button to weigh vehicles, and then he gets to write down on a little piece of paper (with his own pencil) if they’re too heavy. He’s then allowed to post those off somewhere. He’s really exited about it, he gets a Yellow Jacket and an ID badge and everything. He’s so cool. Grandad can also shout at law abiding members of the public, he can make up Laws, tell people what to do - even if what they’re doing is 100% legal. He’s really cool. This 2 day a week job gets him out of the care home, (provided his medication is increased and he’s supervised). A little white van takes him to and from the weighing machine. Some days he’s allowed to sit in the front of the van next to the driver, which is very exciting for Grandad. Grandad lives for his power job. Grandad loves shouting orders at people. Grandad loves his little job. Grandad is very happy. He dreams of being a PCSO or Traffic Warden one day …

excellent as always Mr. AB! i forgot that you posted about this one coming out, as always i love the videos please dont stop entertaining us :)

you could have picked the lance corporal up for not having his rear pocket secure, extra parade behind the guard for him!

I wonder what these officious types did pre-phone era? Without a phone to quickly grass someone up, they might have been forced to interact properly with people, or maybe even not get in other people's faces to begin with?

Yes AB ! Nice to see ya back bro !

I have spent all day watching your videos and can i just say thank you for giving me an interesting day! 8 hours now!!!

I really wanted that army guy to explain why he has a smaller stick, hilarious! Nice little audit this one!

AB LOVE UR VIDEOS MY BROTHER IT MAKES MY DAY WHEN I WATCH YOU PUT PEOPLE TO THEIR PLACE. YOU'RE HILARIOUS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. MY FREIND !! LOL

Greetings Sir AB. I've been looking forward to watching the Abingdon video. The Sergeant with his pace stick, and his Lance Corporal with his drill cane.

Yo AB! They should pay you to educate law enforcement all over the UK.

The stick they have are called SWAGGER STICKS they mark the rank of the officers . Keep on collecting the PHOTONS. As for the JOBSWORTH INSPECTOR IT'S A CASE OF GIVE SOMEONE A LITTLE BIT OF AUTHORITY AND IT GOES 2 THIER HEAD . KEEP ON COLLECTING THE PHOTONS. 🇬🇧🇬🇧👌👍👊🐸🇬🇧

AB I love watching you, Brother your so funny without trying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

YO! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 ‘get him a bigger stick you are a bully ‘😂😂😂

"You can't film, I don't want you to film" then once realizing you knew that he had no authority "I was just asking...". Those are the kind of bully idiots that we don't want in society at all.

Love AB for this. He’s doing the work we want to do but are so tied up with going to work to pay the mortgage and honestly a lot of us don’t have the balls to do it. But that’s why we watch AB. AB come to Bradford and I’ll come with you.

Asians got little sticks, but they are potent and efficient with them. That's why you got billions of them, they rarely fire blanks!!

" Why does he have a smaller stick ? " Because where he comes from it`s a lot colder.......

Bigger stick is a pace stick and has the ability to be split in two halves vertically. They are for measuring the distance for each pace footing depending on the march. The stick is placed by rear leg with one half as a certain distance forward from the other. Basically they're for making sure strides are correct to regulations.

If you have ever served in the military, I did 38 and bit years in the RAF you would fully understand why service men and women get a bit twitchy when some unknown individual films military establishments. You may think getting out of bed every day and deliberately seeking confrontation in this manner is a really clever thing to do however the military has learnt to it's cost over the years that this is exactly how terrorists gather info on potential targets. Rather than acting like a complete and utter tool when politely asked by the SNCO and JNCO as to what you were doing you might try and see things from their perspective and act with a little more understanding of the world we currently live in.

Whispering grass don’t tell the trees cos the trees don’t need to know….. sing up Lofty sing up lovely boy.

This is funnier than Benny Hill and Mr bean, We need to make movies about this Fools Hahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,, We love you AB:)

Showing up on the public sidewalk with various equipment and carrying out interrogations instead of staying in the barracks is surprising. AB calls the police! Hi

Give them a uniform and a stick and they forget who they're working for. The security guard would fail a urine test!

He is a Drill SGT, couldn't see if he had a pip above his strips (Staff SGT), normally carried by W01 or W02 or RSM (Warrant Officer 1, 2, Regimental Sargent Major) and that drill stick opens up at one end like a compass, one full marching step (like the one you used in school to draw a circle), and it can be used for measuring the correct spacing of soldiers while on parade, but is rarely used for this as soldiers are trained to space themselves correctly, it could also be used to measure out an area to see if the Battalion, Company or Regiment will fit into that space without the soldiers being there. Might be wrong but sounds good. Big Baza OUT, lol. Great content AB, enjoyed watching

I'm ashamed to have ever served in the Army, thank God I left without killing or being killed

i liked this before i seen it, all AB stuff is brilliant.

Should’ve said “hey! I think I can hear people in the back of the lorry here!”

The stick thing just fucking cracked me up.😂 I thought it was a Monty python thing. And to have an Asian looking dude with a smaller stick, brilliant.

When I see a new AB video I stop what I’m doing and click.

Was waiting for your Upload. 🌈🙏🌻

That guy was a complete ham shanker mate and well done for keeping your cool. Why do these idiots think they are able to come and bark orders at us in public ? what makes them think that they are allowed to tell us what to do ? Thats what the problem is at the moment to many people telling and to many people listening, we all need to unite and make this world a better place and bring down these tyrants.

Saludos!!! Hope ll is well with you loco!! Always go to see yerr videos, entertaining and knowledgeable!! Stay safe Brother!

I love how they walk away every time they find out you know the your law 😂😂😂😂😂

Been looking forward to this

Hello this is JC, just thought I might do your intro also ,well done again son, Keep those audits coming, still waiting for your Italian accent again

Always count on you for great vids keep it up AB 👍

hes a drill sergeant.... that pace stick opens up and measures the exact length of steps when marching

In the RAF, the station warrant officer always had his pace stick (used to measure marching pace/step/length on parade). Never saw the smaller one in the RAF maybe its a pongo (army) thing ? good work AB

Gurkha bloke feels humiliated with the small stick 🤣 🤣 🤣

Others have mentioned what the pacing stick is meant to be used for but in practice it's used as a prop during parade drills to GREAT comedic effect such as being threatened to have it run through your skull and ridden around the square as a donkey by the Sgt.

Always look forward to your videos mate

AB, one thing you need to know, we as Soldiers will never defaced the union flag, another great video mate.

AB put him straight, "out here you call me sir".. that right there was gold. ~Trooper

Nothing but respect to the people on the front line (past and present). The government might have forgotten you, but we the people, nothing but respect.

You should see the poor recruits. They only get a lollipop stick.

Why are they dressed like Boy Scouts selling cookies?

Great video A. B. as always keep up the good work 👍👍👌👌

I liked the hat on that sargeantand the way he wore it. It was how I expect sergeants to wear their hats. I half expect him to address AB as”you orrible little man”.

Omg I have been waiting for this video!!!!!!!!!! Thank you sooooo much for uploading 😀😀😀😀😀

its high time you got some trusted backup AB..

Used to be RAF Abingdon. Spent a number of years based there in the 1980s.

Give a person a uniform and authority over others and you see exactly who and what that person really is.

As a 25 year old ex-squaddie myself I can tell you most of the lads I knew were the same as me, and valued our Rights and Freedoms, there may be some jobsworths but the vast, vast majority would never abuse your Rights - just in case any non-mil commenters wondered

AB you literally crack me up, we watch your videos all the time and makes me laugh so much when you say ...YOUR DISMISSED. Hahaha God bless ya x

The young Asian lad is a Gurkha. Top respect to them, fearless soldiers who will defend the UK to the death.

"I'm asking why you are filming outside..." The key word: 'Outside' not 'inside'. And he said it himself. There is no 'Why' only 'Can'. End of discussion.

I would use the old British Army expression & describe the Sergeant's demeanour as being in "Wank Order"

That was a massacre ! That dudes ego is So beat down, it probably won't get back up until he gets back on the base.

I'm from Morocco 🇲🇦 I just want to say thank you very much to a b I love your videos God bless you

The thing I was laughing at the most throughout this futile and inappropriate exercise of misuse of authority was the fact that all and I mean *ALL* of the sergeant's subordinates will watch this and laugh their asses off.

Ha ha! I have lived around the military for many years. They take people with a basic education put them in a uniform and instill a kind of confidence in them. Although they can take charge of a situation quite easily, the lack of education always shines through, barking orders is easy enough but actually communicating and at the same time listening to what is being said and analyzing that information is often above their station.

00:09:51 - grumpy old bloke looks like he should be protesting about loft insulation on the M25 or banging on about the ice caps. Where do they make these Mr Burns clones, somewhere on the Schwab estate?

Wait until somebody educates them on what that giant fence is really for. It sure isn't to keep the unarmed civvies from entering. Let's leave them guessing. Woof woof.

Why does he have a smaller stick, lol :)

Why are you filming? They seem to keep asking this question until they hear something they like

Great video AB. Thank you so much for sharing 👌🙌🙏👍 take care n stay safe 👍💙

😂 Got me laughing when he asked why does he have a smaller stick😂😂

That was quick