Omg

true

now it just backs the replies and i have to scroll back on mobile

Geez I thought that was a bug, who would’ve thought of that!

This is why I use adblock

I hate it when that happens

Every ad ever lmao

Press the button to shoot!

When the ads are 30 second unskippable

I say we send everyone who does this crap to space

Agreed

Blame the companys that run ads, not youtube, they decide which videos are good or not

@@Joe_Mama661 lets cancel them on twitter

@@Tetopettenson1 yes

Agreed but it’s also the parents’ faults

What really infuriates me is that they didn't even try to make the 62% cover more than half of the chart.Its so lazy

I especially hate it when people say "oh yeah, the percentages are different, but there's only two options, so it's like it's equal to 50/50". They just did that, but made the 5% accurate, since it's a noticeably smaller number.

I've heard somewhere that a graphs that doesn't adds up to 100% were made by women

@@fitrianhidayat What? 🤨

@@fitrianhidayat I hope this is a joke

•Pink Diamond• that’s how they’re gonna get the money

Thats why I have 4 cards.

Or the one that you can only cancel if you call, and they turn a 2-minute call into 30-minute call trying to give you 10% discount on something you no longer need but you can't hang up.

Sign up for subscriptions using reloadable gift cards, that way you can choose to reload the gift card each month or not. I had to start doing this when I tried to cancel my subscription to the WSJ and they'd either hang up on me or I couldn't get through to a person. Finally got frustrated and grabbed a gift card for $5 to update my payment method. They couldn't charge me and the subscription was cancelled automatically so problem solved.

All companies let you cancel subscriptions... What company forces you to subscribe?

oh sorry what last time i checked i get 5 ads after every other song and can’t get that on my laptop lol

on an old tablet i have it doesnt even give me the ad free time-

please download youtube music vanced

@@vioIetharmon it’s prob cause it old lol

@@DavidNikkiZane no it gives ads dosent it i also don’t wanna waste storage on my phone or laptop

Wait you hate your aunts?

@@DominikPac-Boy I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic, not malicious

@@SootyDreams ah sorry

@@marcusworthington9354 why?

Oh my gosh is that why i stay sick!?

Is that allowed? Im genuinely shocked by this.

Pretty sure this is a card transaction upcharge? Idk if there is a sign somewhere that they missed, but I think a lot of vending machines do that 🤷‍♀️

Every vending machine that has a card reader does this as far as I know. It's only upcharge for card purchases. Cash/change purchases are the listed price.

I agree that it's just the card upcharge. But if it's not posted somewhere obvious it's a problem. I have a restaurant in my town that doesn't accept cards because they'd have the upcharge and no one who heard about it wanted to pay with card and they didn't want to increase how much you'd pay with cash so they just decided against cards. There's another little local drive in place that when you pay with card, you'll be prompted by whomever is waiting on you to pay with cash to avoid the added fee. Most people still pay with card for the convenience unless they're just getting ice cream or a drink. My work place has a 10 or 15 cent increase on all vending machines prices if you pay with card. I haven't been in the office for about a year now, so can't say for sure which. But we do have a big sign right when you come into the vending nook that warns you

The person who believes it's justifiably innocent to increase any kind of charge for sick and/or dying children is the same person who has earned their spot in the eighth circle of hell

And sell it to hackers

h i they sell to the highest bidder

Agustinus Reynaldi uhhhhhhhh

slam zamillion Well I’m pretty sure that the FBI doesn’t have any information about me, let alone a copy of my ID.

slam zamillion Damn. I was trying to set you up so I could hit you with the “I’m not from the USA”. Oldest trick in the book. Well played. But how can the NSA have information about me if I’m outside of their jurisdiction? Yes, surveillance involves snatching signals out of the air, but can they legally snatch those signals when they’re in different countries?

Nice... Will use this in the future...

Should’ve still gotten the cops involved.

Or given them a heads up cuz that’s just scummy.

Always nice to see someone point out that that's literally vandalism.

R/madlads

Zukertard *w ERB behind*

I've literally added that to my vocabulary.

The police: hello we came to play chess

There was 1 of 3

*Auto Chess would like to know your location* Ok Yea sure

* Some firefighters show up * Firefighters: hey bro I came to play chess with ya

I'm on a phone so I don't get those pop ups... Instead I get time wasted with 6 seconds of a/two unskippable ads... That's an oof

RIGHT?! I HATE IT BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH 15 SECOND ADS

Obsessed With bunnies This sort of thing bugs ms

what? youtube has ads?

Yes it does.

Just kill the marketers. Much easier

I can appreciate peoples rage over this but I think it's actually a misunderstanding. They're saying the certification is b.s probably due to the beauracracy , added expense and hoops they would have to jump through. Clearly based on the ingredients, these are gluten free.

@@Hyp3rion I agree, I looked at the ingredients list, it was cocoa solids or whatever, tapioca flour, etc. No wheat flour. The statement was "we are not organic or gluten free certified". They are gluten free organic local, just not in an clubs to verify those things lol.

Just sue em 🤷 It's a really clear case for you 👌

I have a gluten intolerance as well and i'm pissed at those brownies.

THIS STORE HAS THINGS THAT COST MONEY! WHAT A SURPRISE!

@@YoNebby NAH BRO NO WAY😀🤣😏☺️😚😌😔🤬😡🙄😊🥳😚😍😚🙂☹️🧐🤫🙄🤯😓😩😖🌞🤒🥱😓😌☺️😙🤗🤩😚😭😃😘🤪😔😜😒

@@terraaaaaaaaaaaaa r/ihadastroke

Can confirm, wish imminent death upon SEGA

That sly hedgehog

Yeah, how did he not notice that games can do that... tech knowledge 0

I used to have a game like that

so they dont play ads or they just never load

More like 1 out of 10 times, by next year it's every 2nd ad.

90% of the time they play two ads that are 5-6 seconds long so you can't skip them, it's rare as far as i've seen to get ones that can be skipped and usually the ones you can skip are shitty chinese mobile game ads that falsely advertise the shit out of their game.

RaptorRex I’ve never had a Chinese ad before. That’s weird.

@@RaptorRex20 That's a very good point.

As the warm poop slithered out my but, i could feel the whiplash of the turd water spilling out, like a shook up can of soda.

Every damn time...but I only keep spotify so I can listen to Ozzy Osbourne's newest album on repeat

I have Spotify premium, is this some feature that’s not in that? Cause I don’t get ads, and it’s completely fine. But they make you pay for premium though...

@@choccymilk1233 that's why people get premium it stops ads from playing

Yes

Chima Child fair enough

Okay, to be fair and give context, that's at a sports place that has themed nights, and that night's theme was "Awful night" where everything is totally awful, so yeah it sucks, but that's also the joke

ClawedAsh Oh

• 100 years later @@circuscuppet8779 "They're all gonna laugh @ you!"

I think it was meant to make the person feel better. But it won't work that way...

@@xandtheironminer602 Literally all you had to do was read the other comments

And the 'adding up to 101' thing isn't actually a-hole design either. If the pro-choice side makes up 61.6% of the population, it'll be rounded up to 62%. If the pro-life side makes up 33.6% of the population, it'll be rounded up to 34%. 100% - 61.6% - 33.6% = 4.8%, which would be rounded up to 5%.

But who said we were rounding

And the 34% actually looked a bit bigger.

[ F a n t a s y ] in the world of data visualisation nothing is real, for example. The famous 9/10 doctors recommend this toothpaste, wrong they recommend 1-5 toothpastes which means there would be a brand with 10/10 and nobody would know

@@kevy_. But we aren't talking about tooth paste and doctors, this is way different, its an exact amount, doctors would recommend multiple toothpaste brands yes, but nobody is recommending anything, its a graph with exact amounts of people.

Jk lol get juked nerd

Lmaooooo, imagine thinking that its actually been shipped! Go back to your cave and now ill force you to buy this piece of paper.

same, although I don’t think it’s real because of the cursing

@@gem4036 If it were real some people might even read it purely because of the roast xD

The annoying thing is that someone doesn’t need 20 minutes to read that, and most of it isn’t that important

Reminds me of my last visit at Burger King when I ordered the new vegan burger and they literally had to clarify that its not actually vegan xD

Does it realy matter though like shes gonna die either way everyone will die so it doesent matter what happens now

@@idkperson8731 Some people care about it, therefore they act on it. Basically like you care for putting your comment down, even though it doesn't matter in your view.

Well, She shouldn’t have to die early. I think it does matter, but to those who need a bowl of soup to warm their dead hearts, then yeah, it doesn’t matter.

Ok

Same with vegan! I have lyme disease and I'm extremely allergic to red meat. I will die if I eat it. People who label food as vegetarian when it's not literally make me so mad.

Yeah my sister has an intolerance to gluten

exactly! I have a gluten allergy, and I'm not supposed to have it because it will mess up my immune system. people making fun of and terrorizing me because I don't eat gluten makes me furious.

I have celiac, and i'm really pissed at those brownies.

exactly! it's also disrepsectful to religious communities like Muslims who can't eat gluten and are looking for alternatives only to get pranked

Not uncommon for rounding to lead to 99% or 101% totals - that's the least objectionable thing about it. Was absolutely about the 62% slice not being representative.

Ke Gao why would you need to pause chess tho

@@triangulum8869 auto chess is... not a chess. It's a dota themed online game.

@@JoHn-gi1lb They also uses it to tie the phone to the game so when you get a new phone the saved progress can follow and be transferred to your new phone

They don't need those permissions to do that; they can simply pause the game in the activities' onPause and/or onStop method calls that are specifically provided by the Android framework for that purpose.

They don’t need to. They can detect phone calls without the making or managing phone calls permission. Most apps (not all) use it to call non toll free numbers so they get money :)

and its also 8k a year for a subscription

He seems not to fully grasps misleading graphs

You're talking about American organic (even European organic) In France we have AB label and it protects soil, farmers, animals and humans.

@@ronylouis0 explain to me how French biologique is not Europe

That reddit post of the gluten free product was photoshopped if you did a bit of research (by that I mean searching the name) and basically the poster is the ashole design

@@gibarra1740 Holy shit they don't exist. Whoever posted that is a bitch.

Organic is literally impossible unless you have a giant greenhouse that keeps out outside bugs and air contaminants. That’s why it’s called bs/scam.

Pretty sure that’s illegal in the US too

its illegal anywhere in the world

Oie Khe? Oh no

G L U T E N T A G

All five of them

you’r

Y’our

*you'r*

*Your soul *The deed to your family *You will be charged 50 dollars a day after the 10-second free trial *If you make an attempt to consider canceling you will be charged 100 dollars immediately. *If you succeed to cancel your subscription you will be charged 150 dollars *We will keep your credit card number in case we feel you would like one of our other products and will automatically charge you for the product *if for some reason we don't want to send you the product we don't have to but you'll still be charged *basically we can just take your money Hey I kinda just started making stuff up but tell me if a company does this and if so can you also call the cops plz

Conor I'm from England so we use pounds not dollars

Or price per kilogram, like in the civilised world ;)

@@Liggliluff Yes, that too :)

*C A L C U L A T E R*

or

Amazon makes apps state the reason for the permissions and most of the time they are understandable but Google just doesn't show that

YASS

“Calculater”

NickSapGames yeah i was looking for a comment about that

is it bad that i didnt even noticed that, because damien brainwashed me into believing that that was the problem?

@@alaska8944 I mean, brainwashing is not only inaccurate, but far fetched. He probably just didn't see it, like half the other people here.

@@alexplayslife7782 Is manipulated better?

@@alaska8944 I mean, not very well, if at all? Paranoid much, are we?

Nah if you say bub you are toad from super mario

@@calvinplaysvideogames1121 you do mean bup?

Sam Diamond correct

Yeah, hes the only person I've ever heard use that unironically. I thought only fictional characters said "bub". Also didn't The Blob use it too?

"Download Cunt Wars today!" or something like that, is this the one?

@@andyoats I think so lol

:|

"Hot girls in your area, single and ready to mingle!"

Link to the post?

When your hands are occupied/dirty and you get a literal movie as an ad. Okay, it was only like an hour and change, and it was an amazon prime pilot episode, but still. It happened for days. I don't know when it stopped since i just avoided youtube for a week hoping it would go away

Honestly just when I told a few friends "if the first ad of the two is skippable, do skip instantly bc it won't show the second if you can skip." but n Now pretty much every time in two ads, i get a 6 second unskippable ad, and the second is either 5 minutes long ad for a game I don't have that I can skip, or 20 second ad for a Switch game I have, that I can't skip.

Clearly, it was made by Pro-Life people in NY who want to make it look a lot closer than it is.

Also 34% is larger than 62%

And 32% takes up the same amount as 62%

Why New York?

@@demi-femme4821 If that was what was going on they would probably make the percentages smaller... I think however made it just dropped out of elementary school.

Oh my God, thank you. I was really hoping someone would point that out.

I*

Oh god, this makes me so happy i don't live In America

I am just curious... Who actually thinks our healthcare is good? I mean, I have literally never heard a sole say "America's health care is perfect". Even politicians I DON'T agree with say that our Health system is busted.

Rachel Twilight ...what do you think Europe is like, that we still have public hangings or something? Most of our countries have no beheadings or acid attacks just like most states in America (not all).

Lol still better than where i live with practically zero healthcare.

The way insurance companies work with hospitals is different than in pharmacies. Also, a lot goes into distributing single doses. Those machines aint cheap. But yeah, I’ve got to agree even as a pharmd student, the prices are kinda ridiculous lmao

YESSS

Or art theft

@@Starry-eyed_Samantha That too

there's a deeper level than that, EmKay not saying heresy right :^)

YEAH

I feel loke thats a you problem, you should work on that

Yeah honestly you deserve that

With these people you just gotta shut em up and say no. They know what you're doing. They just want as many buyers as possible.

any time I call customer service if it's an auto menu that uses voice - repeat "let me speak to a real person" over and over. It always works eventually. if it's a person - cut them off as soon as they start talking. "cancel my subscription or I will report you to your supervisor." don't acknowledge anything they say until they comply.

Wh- i- them idiots with there money

well, the scale starts at 250 so 513 of 650 would be the right measurement. So the scale is even more wrong.

You know what I reckon? They just put a still image there because they are lazy to make it dynamic.

@@Baer1990I think you forgot to divide by 2

@@saqinja271 indeed I did, how very stupid of me

9:15 is similar

I believe more and more that Disney is evil.

football is the name of the sport the correct term is foot ball

Why the hell did you just kick my football? Why did you drink my drink! It isn’t for drinking?!

Oh my, english make me so confuse.

Football is soccer in England so.......

I hope I was correct cause that may be wrong

True, as it is normal that a diagram with such "nice" numbers, won't add up to exactly 100% due to rounding errors.

@@theonden5041 That's 100% correct. The adding up to 101pp is normal as it's just a rounding error. The proportions were likely skewed on purpose to imply that the split on the issue is about 50-50, when in reality it's definitely not.

r/woooosh

don't woosh me but i guess that what this guy is trying to say is that the 62% is not even 50% in the circle. i mean,if it was over 50%,the blue should take more than the half of the circle.

The F.B.I The joke was him pointing out the thing that clearly wasn’t bad design

Search up their brand/ site. They don't exist. So the person who posted it is the adshole.

Yeah yeah I know right lol

@@i.suk.6146 It is real, it's just a small local shop

false. I worked in a pizza restaurant, and we had our own separate station in the kitchen where we would prepare all of our gluten free food. What you are describing would be too extreme for real world use, and wouldn't even make sense for either consumer or producers. (Our gluten free station was right across the regular kitchen line). We took extra precaution to make sure there was no cross contamination. Keep in mind (in case you didn't make that statement up) that different states have different laws regarding gluten in food.

If only there was a nut free facility since nut allergies are more deadly to a higher number of people than gluten

it changes your ip though so the website thinks it's a different device

Jack Staburgerlor fuck off

Jack Staburgerlor You’re a good man.

I’m a ha’am and nnintenjoe, great counterargument.

and stop bringing god into it please, the same god that drowned every creature on the planet, except for 2 of each species. Its 2019, believe what you want but dont let it affect other peoples freedom

brainwashed fucking people dude

Sadly.... The US really cares about their corporations... I mean, the legislators care about lobbyists *cough*

Sadly.... The US really cares about their corporations... I mean, the legislators care about lobbyists *cough*

But credit karma is free...

@@InevitableD34th CreditKarma makes money off of the ads they serve you. So they want you to use it so they can get that sweet sweet ad revenue from their partners. Not really anything wrong with that. The immaculate pie chart, probably intentional. That's a bit bad. I don't like that. But pretty much every post in this video is much much worse.

Well, what I assumed was that it was more to do with the fact that the difference between 380 and 400 is probably different than the difference between 780 and 800. Also, don’t a lot of places just have hard credit score minimums, like you have to have at least 500 to qualify for this offer? Which would make the usable credit score between 500 and the max 900 or so, where 700 odd is actually in the middle.

Yup. They're using a non linear scale to make you subconsciously feel it's lower than it is.

LevyGaming LevyGaming It Yes to the minimums, but this is a credit checking app. The minimum is 300. So it should scale linearly from 300 to 850, but it doesn’t.. because it’s dishonest for the purpose of business.

@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 It's an American Thing.

@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 they get charged it they RECEIVE a phone Call. Nothing should surprise you there

Awful Night **

Geesus Junior yeah my bad I didn’t know the exact name

Coca Cola *A L O N E C A M*

was just about to comment this

Me too

Same bro same

What was it for

Dio Brando don’t remember. Probably condoms. KZfaq doesn’t seem to understand I’m a lesbian.

Do you get it glued though?

And also the 101 thing

The 101 thing could be bad rounding

101 errors are common.

*BING INTENSIFIES*

Don’t give them ideas!

Unrelated but... is your second name on KZfaq scan due to your picture. 🤔

Also google: every use costs $5.

The pornsearch engine ( more commonly known as "bing") is now more popular.

I’ve had the I.D. Bs before...

AGREE

Hijwe ?

The real a*shole deign here, is that this is legal, bc they wrote it in their terms and conditions. They can write anything there because no one really reads that shit anyways, and they can't be held accountable for it bc technically they informed the user about it. (But really didn't)

Jonythan Appleton which makes their use of comic sans perfect.

@@AverageDunce Wife/girlfriend/friends could simply have gone to the bathroom since this looks like halftime.

@@Goldenkitten1 /Husband/boyfriend/friend

@@wellno9276 It's amazing that you had to white knight to the rescue when literally all of those could fit under friend just as easily. This PC shit is getting out of control, "Oh, you forgot to mention otherkin, let me reprimand you" and this is coming from someone who believes people have the choice to do what they want. You do not need to run around the internet correcting everyone, absolutely everyone knew what I meant but because there was an oppurtunity to look PC you took it and ran with it to give yourself an inflated ego.

@@Goldenkitten1 i was not trying to piss you of or something, sorry

How do you pronounce it?

@@joshhemingway3317 Hair - ehh - see.

@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Sure.

Fucking americans and their first language being english

@@draingaming4518 Don't worry, the British just say they are "dyslexic" so they can't be called morons

That true tho

u mean 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds

Also KZfaq: extremely vulgar language, nudity and racial slurs? Yeah seems advertisement friendly

Big channels are basically immune to any sort of demonetization since they get KZfaq the big clicks the big ads and therefore the big money It's sad how this platform has devolved into a money greedy shithole

@@TheElino Same with celebrities, they can get away with that as well

The "It wasn't murder it was a suprise funeral" is a much superior joke.

13:51 *W I L L T H E S T U P I D I T Y N E V E R E N D*

It's not a scam. It's a surprise.

It's not piracy, it's SUPRISE RERELEASE

It’s not breaking and entering it’s surprise visiting