"I dont wanna plug the wrong thing in the wrong hole!" Sounds... wrong

i get an inordinate amount of joy from hearing Lexi say “It looks like cheesecake -w-“ she sounds so content

When you hear “what’s up sexy I’m lexi” you know the video is going to great

Lexi never ceases to make my happy, she can literally make any situation wholesome and sweet. My sister said she is literally just the female version badboyhalo lmao

"Why does it look so depressed?" Because it knows where it belongs and that its existence is a mistake... Basically making it just like the rest of us.

0:00 (Gibberish) “That’s a really good idea!” “Is it?”

Me: *starts video* Video: *Lexi talking* Me: *immediate happiness* LEXIIIII

Lexi: *deep voice* My family: *iS tHaT cOrPsE*

I’m not the only one that read the title as “glory hole in table” because I’m too sleep deprived to read right? Lmfao

Hi Lexi, it's always lovely to hear your voice again. It puts a smile on my face😊

Intro: Hi sexy I'm Lexi Me: I'm twelve Edit: And because I love Lexi AKA our sis, I'll take that as a compliment Emmkayy ^~^

hearing Lexi say "It looks like cheesecake" makes me feel an indescribable amount of joy and i just start giggling

Honestly just gonna put this out there even though nobody asked, Lexi is my favourite narrator. She seriously makes my day so much better and it makes me so happy when greeted with her iconic "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" Thank you.

for the preschool website i thought of my learning about children class where we were told not to use too many colors especially bright ones on a page, then also make sure its easily READ and not just overwhelming them with paragraphs

"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" makes me smile with excitement EVERY SINGLE TIME!

I love Lexis voice because she has an amazing voice range and her impressions are so on point

The best phrases ever "It looks like cheesecake" "Is that Ronald McDonald's diarrhea and I'm pretty sure that is illegal is several sates" Lmao

It took me a second to get the "freedom isn't free" sign. Then I looked at the hole and realized "Oh that's a bullet hole"

1:47 probably no one else noticed the FireFly reference when she said "gorram"

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 140 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

As someone who's actively avoiding school stuff at the moment, this video started strong with my school logo design.

3:00 Lex that’s coffee ☺️ idk why it’s ‘locked’ tho- it’s not that easy to fit a big coffee jar into your pockets and walk out of a shop with it 😂

"I'm sorry, did a middle schooler with the IQ of mayonnaise create this? because it looks like Ronald McDonald's diarrhea and I'm pretty sure it's illegal in at least several states " ~ Lexi 2021

"A pig riding a cow" -Lexi, 2021 "I don't wanna plug the wrong thing in the wrong hole" -Also Lexi of 2020 won-ahm, I mean 2021

"Learn your ABO's" I almost did a spit take before I realized it was just the ABC's.

‘Colour name: Zink’ ‘No i think that’s her species-‘ 😭

Hearing that “hey there sexy I’m lexi” makes my day :)

Lexi makes everyone's day better, admit it, she is just the best.

Love the start lexi, the title for crappydesign is made perfectly

POV: you are looking at comments and scrolled so far down and you found all of the people just trying to get likes and not just saying their ideas

Oh my god every time we hear Lexi's voice- Y e s She's so wholesome we don't deserve her

Lexi: Hi sexy, I’m Lexi My heart: 💗😌

3:35 it says: "Only professor Yaron Zliha (name) will save the economy" it's a poster to vote for him in the next elections

I'm proud of that opener.

Let’s appreciate all the different personalities the emkay narrators bring with them every video. It’s amazing 😍

I love that Lexi always disregards the transphobe comments. She’s so strong. Don’t let anyone take you down, girl!

Yaaay, Lexi Is back! Life needs more Lexi.

7:44 the switch of the colours scared me out of my seat

Fact: On Lexi’s youtube channel she has a playlist of all her narratives on EmKay. I’ll link it here! (You’re welcome) kzfaq.info/sun/PL6A1RZfeDb6I-WzHv_bvPfBLgA4LGaWPj

Lexi is my favorite narrator her voice makes me happy, it’s nice, love ya Lexi

As a trans woman. I'm always happy when I find another trans woman who isn't afraid to use her *entire* vocal range to express emotion or just for a gag

3:34 It says: Only professor Yaron Zliha Can save the.. uhh... Stonks?

EmKay literally has a voice actor for each mood youre in, for example if you're feeling like you want to hear someone hyped it's 100% Lexi.

We need more Lexy in these, she's great :D

"No views" 24 COMMENTS

Lexi is my favorite narrator so far, she has a way of making the videos pretty entertaining XD

7:45 the screen remembered what colour it’s supposed to be- this is now my favourite emkay video

I love how delighted Lexi sounds over such terrible things 😄 That laugh is the best!

3:03 That's pre ground coffee.

9:40 "as a legally blind person Eye can personally use a 27 inch EyePhone"

I dunno why I enjoy the crappy design subreddit so much, there's something oddly satisfying about people reacting to crappy designs

The alphabet one might have W added on later as it's Swedish (å, ä and ö are a giveaway), and W is only used in loanwords there (Q and Z are mainly restricted to loanwords too, but not as much, e.g. any name ending in "-quist/-qvist"), and V/W used to be treated as the same letter for alphabetical sorting (e.g. Werner would appear between Valter and Viktor, as if it was Verner), and tend to be interchangeable (W is mainly used in old spellings of names, where it sounds exactly like V, or loanwords)

9:19 the demonic text was legit just "Jack" over and over

Everytime Lexi does their intro, I always silently says to my screen "you too" Not in a weird way. What are you? Some kind of weirdo?

Three consecutive words I never thought I would hear in my life.. "carpeted public restroom" That is nightmare fuel. The smell must be ungodly.

'when your artistic skill is better than your actual words' Jeez lexi no need to call me out-

Day 62 of asking EmKay to record a shower thoughts of their own.

"CAPTAIN THERES TOO MANY VOWELS WE NEED MORE CONTSENT" (idk how to spell) HAS ME *DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

3:36 it says: only prof' yaron zelicha will save the economy!

"I have died in the first 15 seconds."- Hawkwhisker, 2021

Crappy Design is like Air, it's everywhere

"Color name: Zink No I think that's her species!" LMAO

“It looks like cheese cake” 😂😂😂😂 just the way you said it is ridiculously funny 2:13

8:00 Lexi: why are you such a failure and a disappointment to everyone? Me:....[cry]

Quick reminder incase you didn't know, Lexi is a woman and uses she/her pronouns! Have a nice day and try not to misgender people! If you don't know what they identify as say "they"! 💛💛💛

Lexi: Why are you such a failure and a disappointment to everyone Me: I don’t know Lexi *cries*

I always get so excited when I hear lexi she is my favourite narrator

**inserts picture of Jackie Chan looking confused**

"Everybody's had to fight to be free" - Tom Petty

Lexi is one of my favourite in emkay...

12:48 that person is referring to ibisPaintX, a drawing app for mobile devices. It's really good, and works with pen pressure devices. I use it for photo manipulation due to the bullshit Android 10 update on my previous LG phone that made it impossible to display a mouse pointer on the screen when I have my Huion HS64 tablet plugged in. But yeah, I highly recommend ibisPaintX! Love it

"Hi sexy, I'm Lexy" *Pulls out uno reverse card*

*"The table is cake"*

You know what else is crappy design? The American education system. Yeah..

I NEEDED THIS

"Color Name: Zink-- No, I think that's her species!" is about where I lost it.

Am I the only one you sang the alphabet to make sure the stapled “W” was in the right place? (I work overnight and need sleep bit here I am.)

8:57 that's an old photo, it's an "gimnazjum". Those were closed years ago, and merged with primary schools. (Now the primary schools have more classes)

This subreddit make me feel good about myself because it lets me no someone has fucked up worse than I normally do

10:21 had one such shelf at one point in time at an apartment I lived at. At first, the shelf was small and fitted between the back wall and just up against the light switch. Then someone decided they wanted a bigger shelf, so they made it longer... with a hole for the light switch.

“Learn your abo’s” My ao3 history: 😬

8:43 in Poland we call those people who f-k up simple tasks or do dump stuff "Janusz".

4:52 [internal screaming] [external screaming] [angry/confused screaming]

"Eat the Petersons" 🤣 I almost choked on my milk!

"Hi sexy, Im Lexi!" I just love that everytime!

Fun Fact: there are 191 comments as i send this

I have that strainer at 10.04 and it works surprisingly well because the writing is a lot higher up than that picture makes it seem

0:56 algebra? no. galabre? yes

Day 215 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

POV: Your reading this POV comment

I mean, "Freedom is not free" does make sense, since it is basically saying "You need to work for freedom" or "there are costs associated with freedom", but the design is just terrible.

As someone who had a cleaning job, that carpeted public restroom made me cringe. That would be a nightmare to clean.

These are indeed some crappy designs

İf you’re reading this… *You exist.*

“Bold of you to not assume it’s stapled on” personally stuff like this is why I watch emkay

Lexis voice makes me happy and I dont now why.

Hi

Freddy likes Lexi's voice

0:42 “Learn your *ABO*s” Me, who knows what that stands for on Ao3: *spit take*

The "Freedom is not free" phrase is meant to encapsulate the idea that the rights and freedoms we have were achieved and fought for by the death and suffering of our armed forces and to appreciate that fact.