rSlash thank you

Thanks i give u 10/5 for making good reddit stories

rSlash i give you 5/5 stars

That’s nice

I give you 0/5 because i subscribed and you DIDNT PAY ME I DEMAND YOU GIVE 100 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW!

Your kids aren't going to have Christmas because you're a lazy stuck up bitch who's way too snoby about what jobs you'll work even though you're buried in debt

Me: Nice to know! Guess what! I don't care. If you want your kids to have Christmas, go get a job. Your problem.

I read that just as he said that in the video

Sorry you experienced that. At my local shopping centre a woman had a heart attack, security used a defib on her. The family found out by seeing their mother and grandmother without a shirt and bra on, on social media :'( WTF is wrong with people???

@@michellemorgan3667 that's just messed up

Oh my god I am so sorry you had to go through that!

that sucks, hopefully that dosent happen again

I have asthma too

My kids are not food! /sarc

Seriously, how the fuck can someone be THAT stupid?

r/cursedcomments

GodOfPlague 😂

This is why we can’t have nice things you guys make it w e i r d

Kaitlyn Amos I want a girlfriend who talks to dogs like that 🥺

A wild lesbian yeah, me too

I love puppy bloopers.^^

When was this

@@solvingsimon sup simp

TheBritishWolf lol

Division Master74 I thought that would happen

I’m surprised that didn’t happen

Ricarlos Milos

*Click*

Outstanding move

1.Sell his organs 2.Sue his family 3.profit

Im putting this on yelp

Lord Helix The audacity of some people

Lord Helix 🧬

Omg best idea

Yassss! Do it r/slash

Rslash*

Nice 🐶

Not with Hugo’s bark because I like how he censors his words

Oh Jesus...

...

Omg I'm dying😂😂😂😂

Lol

@@williwildfang8032 So are the waiter and manager.

Same! My art is best on paper and with my shading pencils, but costs lead me to learn digital art and it can get overwhelming. I do free art most of the time, but when I charge (always like $20 because I am not a pro) people decide to look elsewhere. 😒 I'm already undercutting my prices to be competitive.

I feel this too. The complaints that I don’t do free art or that I gave ‘that person’ free art is a real pain in the butt. People don’t understand the time and labor that artist go through, even us digital artists.

As another artist, I relate....

YES

Thats sooo nice

my dick is incredibly small , but It’s not the name in question, but the fact that she didn’t even bothered to remember the name of who she spoke to and just generalized to a “Spanish” name, when there are thousands of names that originated in Latinx countries, so by all accounts, there could be dozens of workers with a Latinx name and there’s no way to even check who spoke with her

my dick is incredibly small , but that user i Can’t even-

You rock "Carlos"!

iiSimply Fairy lol

My history teachers name is Carlos

Day 5 of seeing you in every R SLASH VID

Nice

Your name matches so well

Hi

Top Kek

Noob Owl GIVE THE LOVELY KAREN 10% OF THE PRICE OR ILL SUE YOU FOR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA

Manager pays Karen, that’s how ;

100% = 0 0:100x110 = 0 I'll be happy to help her out :)

Charge her then refund her?

Reddit News but how do you get the first price of 0(10% x 0 = 0)

Yes big sponge bob epic refrense

(High pitched holy angel singing)

Entiteled people are entiteled in any reality o.o

〘 LT〙EnchantedDiamond [TSDA] LCX did you read that right?

UkGMrX TrickZ alternate reality Waitress after cb has seizure: she hasn’t paid me yet how rude

Meanwhile in another nother alternate universe customer:how rude! Whatetriss:* has sessure *

Then cb will be like HoW dArE yOu tReAt mE LiKe ThAt tHiS iS sEriOuS

Nah they just order takout. Kids: whats for dinner? Mom: chinese

that's what i thought, too

If she thinks being around food makes her nauseous, she really should get her CNA and she will snap out of it quick

She'd be around food anyways. CNA'S serve the residents 3 meals a day.

r/hmmm

Apply sunscreen.

AHHHH 😂😂

yES

How do you know that all had 2 hands? All they really needed was a dick. XD

“Ma’am your inability to hold your pants doesn’t give you a job”

No,... no..., it can't be. Yugo has caught choosing beggar syndrome. Not even the dogs are safe.

Randall Slaughter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@@redstonerepeater2476 r/youngpeopleyoutube if you don't understand people now use lmfao,lmao,lol,and XD

@General SuperToast r/entitledpeople Ain’t nobody gotta use an acronym, bro. Don’t gotta be rude about it. Some people prefer typing out the laughter, it can provide a comedic effect to it. Smh.

Yugo*

@@cuvsly There was a study years ago showing those acronyms were on the decline, being used mostly by middle aged white people.

"You want X-mas?I just started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

what can i say to? your welcome

Sub 2 me plz

LMBO

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Person 1: Try working as surrogate mother. No? Hooker maybe?

So what we know about her extensive work history; She was able to successfully lay on back with her legs spread at least 7 times. I wouldn't think she uses other positions. Well, not without a GPS, a map and explicit instructions.

@@moreththerogue6218 Haha I literally know someone like that in real life

“We have 50 thousands followers” Laugh in 1.2million views

@@Henry205 Someone had a seizure😡😡

now there is 1.75 million subscribers 1.2 million views

"we have 50 thousands followers" laughs in 1.76 million subscribers laughs in 1.3 million views

@@Henry205 can I speak to you're manager

Tom Clancy's

Their sh*t list

.........the hit list

The List of Jericho.

Tell me this is a joke.

Ally Unicorn Tell me your reply is a joke xD

There is 4 reply’s on this comment yet it says 2 KZfaq is on drugs again

Your comment was too soon to watch the whole video. I know this is a joke but just had to say this

Lmfaooooo

I'm also very certain that he has cancer and should receive more attention. If you didn't know, attention and/or expensive gifts can cure cancer!

Me: ***confused screaming***

The Lost Media Library was that a joke?

I want to know what the doggo got graded on.

@@OmniscientWarrior how well he performs tricks despite his cancer that he clearly has

ikr? 😂😂

r/murderedbywords

What a sick murder. Someone call 911 to call an ambulance.

when I read it he said that

*Top 10 Anime Deaths*

Dogs can't land on their feet

Eyacito wow buddy calm down

@@lamebrothers1621 i wanna wooosh you so fkin bad

@@lamebrothers1621 i-... Really? yOu wAnNa mAke a J0ke? dO you're ReSeArCH

@@lamebrothers1621 calm down

Especially to use paints and stuff that are light fast for commissions. Artists gotta get paid for time and cost of material

I relate on a personal level.

That's why I pay extra AND give the rough draft I drew. I can draw, but not great. Even still, people see my drawings and say I need to draw tattoos at a shop......Those guys have to draw a masterpiece in an hour less, this took me all week.

I've never understood this mentality at all! Do people think all artwork is just like a 5 minute doodle?

Same. Especially if they want colored pencil drawings. On a really detailed drawing I've ended up using almost half of a colored pencil ... Like Prisma color pencils aren't super expensive but they're expensive enough for someone who can't afford much as far as art supplies for it to be heart breaking

How so? Because it's Spanish?

@Sam Lim oh right

@Sam Lim What? No, not at all.

I think I was only wondering why they said it was clever, rather than just funny which is how I saw it. Honestly idk, it's been ages since I even watched the video lol

@Sam Lim no worries 😊

I need to find him now 😂

@Mac Anderson lmao what’s his google account

Jalaluddeen al-Tabari I’ll check for you. He might have left idk he’s been stalked in his public work drive 😭💀

@Mac Anderson really 😂

@@macanderson4322 so... whats his user? 😂

Yea I laughed at this lady. Why not work at a call center then send in r/storiesfromtechsupport. Get actual help desk experience then i a year go work in a help desk job to support your 7 kids...o wait that's work.

I know how dangerous vaccines can be but I'm not entitled and I don't think I'm smarter than most people, I can sound very intelligent at times but how I see things is: When you do get a vaccine read up on them and make sure you know what you're getting into, some people handle things differently and could get an allergic reaction to them or it probably could cause autism but it just depends on the person.

@@jeffwoods5600 as someone who has gotten sick because I couldn't have a vaccine and herd immunity didn't keep me safe, it's one thing to question a newish vaccine that hasn't had clinical history, it's another to question one that erradicated a disease until dunbasses read a paper (I mean come on we all take 7th grade science where your forced to scientifically analyze a study) and buy it hook line and sinker. What's even worse is after the scientist is punished for bad science people still hold up his now debunked paper as evidence.....

@@kaybrewer8348 but if you got sick with whatever it was you got sick with your body will become immune to it and doctors have said that vaccines are dangerous

@@jeffwoods5600 This is actually true.

I love you

'weed pipe' W... What

And they NEED it. Like what could you possibly need that for?

The narrative I have in my head is that it's some 13 year old punk who was talking shit about how good an artist he was, got called out on it, and suddenly has to come up with this very specific drawing to "prove" he's legit.

also, what is an artist supposed to do with that??

behold, the _Mighty Egg of _*_HISTORY!_*

@@nebulisnoobis102 YES

But does he have 2 people who use his spotify playlist?

@@insertcreativeusernamehere7855 peasents, I have 3 PEOPLE who use my Spotify playlist!

What? Are you that dumb that you agree with that Karen? Why does this have likes?

@Dad r/woosh

@@kirsten8518 r/wooosh

@@dad_bot_3924 r/wooosh (2)

@@iceyfloss733 r/wooosh [3]

x_Moon_x yeah! I agree!!!!! How dare you have a seizure! My kids are hungry and is dying of cancer!!!

IM GONNA HAVE TO SUE THE RESTAURANT. BECAUSE THE WAITRESS HAD A SEIZURE

@@KE-qo3nn YEAH. IN COURT

What!! Omg so rude! How dare they have a seizure in the restaurant that you Karen we're?!

I made wire wrapped rings to sell when i was a teenager and i asked my job trainer how much i should sell them for and she said 50 cents each. That was an oof.

Doodle me this you are a complete psychopath yea big jerk

@@JDStrogen91 I would not like to admit how long it took me to realize this is satire

Same goes for engineers, producers & DJs that are constantly asked to make personal remixes for free.

Jon Jones i got like 100 some subs so Im first. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

"Dont be a wimp, just be a wimp."

tychul we don’t ask those types of questions around here

What wouldn't you need that for?

As a shit artist that doesn't do commissions, that also enrages me

is that something that really happens? my god... the nerve of some people... it is like the people that ask for free food at a restaurant...

Windowssonic Don’t forget : Pedro, Raul, Fidel, Manuel, Rodolfo, Alberto, the list goes on and on and on and on

Also... David

people like julie will end up in hell before drug dealers im sure. julie's legitemately a bad person at heart. got pissed just reading those emails. hope OP reaches out to r/.

cringe

`\(°~°)/'

UwU

*Knuckle

UWU

Will you knock it off already you big dumb asshole

Jeffrey have u noticed u have replied on jokes and ur making ur self look like an idiot

@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh

Jeffrey Strogen WoW uR sO sMaRt

@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh

LET ME GUESS, YOU'VE BEEN VACCINATED??

@@thehiddenninja3428 HOW DARE YOU NOT USE CRYSTALS

I have a response to all Karen attack: F-off or im gonna shot you (works for me)

She has her kinks

*YOUR NOT YOU WHEN YOUR HUNGRY*

Gee... That's rough pal. Did your friend make it out?

Let's be real, I don't think they're smart enough to tell the difference.

@Lenia Carter it is a crime, at least I is where I live

godricrandom or a compilation

Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

I was about to get mad when I read the first sentence. lol

@@danayandele7517 ya

Dont ever underestimate the power of the puppy bloopers, that floof ball will destroy you.

My advice it to give me free stuff. It's good for business, and my kid NEEDS IT! If you dont I'll sue! Love, Karen

Watermarks, my friend. Always claim your art as yours. Also, make sure you don’t let anyone take advantage of you. If I deal sounds to good to be true or just sounds shady in general it probably is. Finally, if you’re proud of your art, then don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Mami Magica, thank you for the advice! I do use watermarks already, and I haven’t started commissions yet. Thank you so much for the advice!

Ella Patterson, This comment made my day, thank you! ^w^

Twist Of Fate Studios when you start doing commissions (should you decide to do so) it’s best to do at least number one, but it’s best to do all of these: 1.) always request a deposit up front. I’m typically more lenient with friends and repeat clients as I know they’ll pay in the latter case it helps build that client relationship. But if you don’t know them, they’re just a regular client, or have any suspicion that they might not be good for the money-request cash first. I go with the “half now, half upon completions” rule. If someone dips out on you at least the time won’t have been totally wasted. 2.) INVOICES. ALWAYS HAVE A PAPER TRAIL. I see this a lot with budding artists where they’ll do number one but then be SOL should the client simply take the money back. Because there was no physical good (I assume this is digital art) there’s no proof he agreed to payment. Paypal already comes with an invoice system built in, but if you aren’t keen on it or paypal send an email to the client with all the information regarding the commission and have them reply to it agreeing with it. Do the same when they receive the commission. This way if someone tries to shortchange you you have actual evidence that they have committed theft. PayPal’s invoice system prevents people from pulling these fraud charges with the use of invoices and if you’re not using paypal and don’t feel like lawyering up over 20 bucks it’s a good way to put an art thief on blast with receipts. 3.) (bonus) even when doing step one, always send the watermarked commission first until you get the other half of your payment. Make sure it’s big and impossible for the client to remove themselves, but make sure the drawing is visible (do what deviantart does and have it at low opacity). At the end of the day even if you follow every step you might one day get conned out of a piece of work, and it’ll suck. But you brush the dust off, put em on blast for being a bitch, and get back up again. Always trust your gut with clients, proceed with caution always, and don’t let yourself be suckered into free art by any gaslighting or manipulation. Good luck out there, partner!

Yes the best word in the English dictionary

You ain't getting nothing dumbass

Jeffrey Strogen you ain’t understanding the joke dumbass

Jeffrey Strogen wOw Ur So SmArT

@@JDStrogen91 hey dumbass watchin rslash but doesnt get a fucking joke i want 100k for every letter i typed

@@JDStrogen91 r/wooosh

Your pfp and name make this better

@@kankrireincarnate9714 omg yes it does XD

@@kankrireincarnate9714 hahah

I think you forgot a word in between those and the period you forgot the word whores

Chain Gamerz I wish anyone would watch my vids

@@ItsNayt like this nobody won't , wait , they will just to dislike

Banditz Shadow I just subbed for that comment

Unless I missed anything, you had 98% perfect spelling, only slightly messing up girlfriend...?

@@p3tr0l Ok I always say that because I know some People try to make fun of people who can't spell.

@@lucywalker1360 well you nailed it. ignore the idiots :)

@@regmigrant ok I will and you should to

People need to realize that not everyone is fluent in English, written or verbal. ^^; Regardless if that is their first language or not. Everyone has their weaknesses and no one's perfect. World would be a better place if everyone knew this and weren't jerks.