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r/Choosingbeggars "DO MY JOB... AND PAY ME FOR IT!"
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r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar asks her sister to do her job for her... and she even expects her sister to give her the money! What on earth? That's literally how slavery works! Then, the choosing beggar has the audacity to curse out her sister when she refuses! Honestly, what is wrong with people! I hope you liked this video! Hit the subscribe button to help me hit the next big milestone!
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@rSlash 5 жыл бұрын
I just deleted a video and posted this one instead. Sorry about that. KZfaq has been absolutely nutty lately. I've had a very inconsistent uploading schedule recently. Hoping to get that fixed in a week or so. Please be patient and I will get back on track!
@-ari--loves-2606 5 жыл бұрын
First like
@reidsalzetti2923 5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@chaichapstick 5 жыл бұрын
I was must-watch bruh!
@itsukiaa 5 жыл бұрын
dam personally that i dont work here lady seemed fun
@balls4295 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched the deleted one
@TheDerpyDeed 5 жыл бұрын
Entitled woman: "Dating me comes with all these bills" Me: "Aww, how cute! you're dying alone!"
@jordanknight133 5 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@kip3427 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@Usman_khan. 5 жыл бұрын
lol 😂😂
@inkwhiplash1369 5 жыл бұрын
Its at 69 likes *nice*
@adamlambboy8332 5 жыл бұрын
Only thing she’s gonna attract is a rich serial killer
@josefcayos4026 4 жыл бұрын
"If he's doing a good job in a weird way why fire him?" Well... now they know they can have someone do the same job at 1/4 the price then why would they keep him?
@josepulgarini1441 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That guy single-handedly murdered the prospect of a software development branch at the enterprise he worked in, they can just outsource the work elsewhere.
@talynhastime9343 3 жыл бұрын
Proof that laziness never pays off.
@milodoesntknow2090 3 жыл бұрын
I made the likes 112 instead of 111 >:)
@jcalebhudson 3 жыл бұрын
Intellectual property and data security breach. What that guy did is extremely bad
@starvin666 Жыл бұрын
It was more about the security risk They dont have a nda with the people he sent the work to and they havent done their background checks
@patrickshields6954 5 жыл бұрын
Dad: "My sons missed their flight and it's your fault." Me in that situation: "No, I was following the law, gave them plenty of chances to buckle up and they refused. It's their fault. Teach your kids proper car safety. I'm never offering them another ride." Hang up.
@broski89 4 жыл бұрын
That would of been my reply as well
@patrickshields6954 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Rslash missed the worst part. They were in their twenties!
@Wassyl71 4 жыл бұрын
Wonder how you can be that patient with such animals, those people need slaps in the face
@MagyarGaben 4 жыл бұрын
If that was me... I'm... I'm just sayin', if that was me, they are lucky that was not me, because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that's a very different and scary outcome for those involved. If.
@keatonmask1918 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Shields WHAT! I was imagining 7 year olds!
@DustinBarlow8P 5 жыл бұрын
I was in the middle of reading while I was listening than I heard the following and almost choked to death "Would you be willing to do my daughter and her friend for $35. They are both in high school" Stuff takin out of context is always great fun!
@isaac2990 5 жыл бұрын
There should a compilation of out of context moment in reddit stories
@Indipender 5 жыл бұрын
It's what I though as well immediately :D
@placebo4815 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say yes
@ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@tylerkincade6576 4 жыл бұрын
Dustin Barlow I heard that to when I was busy doing something and I’m like woah woah calm down lol.
@jamesnorman9160 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't do seatbelts." ...let's see how you feel about that when you go head-first through the windscreen, then.
@animatesquid3779 5 жыл бұрын
Wind screen doesn't sound bad now a wind shield would hurt because it's glass
@jjohnston94 5 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy like this. He was one of the types who said he'd "rather be thrown clear". And this guy was an engineer who had (presumably) taken and passed physics. He was killed in a head-on collision while not wearing his seat belt. I always wonder if he had time to wish he was wearing his belt when that other car came around the curve in his lane.
@MK-13337 5 жыл бұрын
If you get in a head on collision and don't have seatbelts on one of two things happen 1) you are on the front seat, you fly through the windshield (even though those are tough af a human goes through one like a hot knife through butter) and your head will crack open like an egg either on the curb or the incoming car 2) you are in the backseat which means you will kill yourself AND at least seriously harm the person in front of you
@cosmichellion 5 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. If it were me I would've slowly moved forward on the side of the road, started to drive then BAM brake check.
@justrandomboi4187 5 жыл бұрын
It’s like flying but with *death*
@deadjoey1892 5 жыл бұрын
Guy:put ur seatbelts on Son1:no Guy:okay*drives fast and brakes* Both sons:flys out of seat but still in car Sons:what is ur problem Guy:its ur fault for not putting ur seatbealts
@denker2959 4 жыл бұрын
brakes
@vanillapotat2380 4 жыл бұрын
Like count... nice
@straangeette 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, funny, but not.
@techhelpportalextras3007 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even count the amount of times a seatbelt has saved me from getting bruised severely, (hard breaking) thankfully I've never been in an accident.
@thunderflare59 3 жыл бұрын
I'd pull over and brake at high speed, then get yeet those assclowns out of the car and tell them to walk home. That should change the tune of anyone that isn't a fool.
@LeglessWonder 5 жыл бұрын
"Would you be able to do both girls for $35? They're both in high school" *the FBI would like to know your location*
@vanillapotat2380 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Evans I want you to know that I want to like your comment, but you have 69 likes so I just can’t bring myself to do it
@inkwell6131 4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@Remememea 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanillapotat2380 You can like the comment now, lmao.
@Tr1tay 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAAAAAAAA
@epicmeerkat1677 4 жыл бұрын
xD
@m0L3ify 5 жыл бұрын
"Very dependable except when mayonnaise is involved." "You're hired."
@flyboy152 4 жыл бұрын
Forgetting the rest of the moronic shit on her "resume", the mayonnaise thing could have been handled without looking like an idiot by saying she was allergic to eggs, so she couldn't work with any egg-based foods. But, with the rest of her "requirements", she's obviously too stupid to work that out.
@justinsider5744 5 жыл бұрын
IF YOU DONT RE UPLOAD THE IDONTWORKHERELADY VIDEO, IM CALLING THE COPS
@cutecrafter8100 5 жыл бұрын
Oh it was taken down? Wow I finished watching it already
@retardedperson4280 5 жыл бұрын
NUMBINGXMEMES YT I was watching it and then I accidentally swiped left and when I tried to go back it said the video was removed... f in the chat...
@Phika_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@cutecrafter8100 lucky.
@sikiarred5828 5 жыл бұрын
@@itsukiaa I KNOW KAREN AND LINDA AND THEY WILL FIRE YOU *_AND_* SUE YOU!!! TOUGH COOKIES GRUNT!!
@M3rVsT4H 5 жыл бұрын
Also my daughter deserves to hear it because she has been very well behaved.
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 жыл бұрын
_Could've been an epic double upload... not tryin' to be choosin' or beggen' or anything._
@prodleafy5395 5 жыл бұрын
Noooo tails don't be disappointed that I have found you a girl friend ;-;
@yourlocalfestivefurry354 5 жыл бұрын
just begging
@shyferret9924 5 жыл бұрын
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions i was your 40th like. How did you get 40 in ten minutes? Mastu
@prodleafy5395 5 жыл бұрын
@@shyferret9924 Stop asking stupid questions to our god.
@crampusmcpantus2083 5 жыл бұрын
That would have been epic
@jimmyryan2517 5 жыл бұрын
About your coding story: because company realized they could save 75% of salary paying said company to do the employees job lmao
@thecraftycyborg9024 5 жыл бұрын
swayama2050 - actually, I’m betting the money didn’t have much to do with it. The programmer was likely breaking a confidentiality clause by sending out work like that. A lot of companies are pretty crazy about their confidentiality stuff.
@GMNGChristian 4 жыл бұрын
@@thecraftycyborg9024 Yep I think you're probably right. It's definitely worth the salary to make sure it stays in house, even if the code can be easily/cheaply written. It's the ideas that are being protected.
@BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989 4 жыл бұрын
Not really, the code wouldn't belong to the guy or his hirers. It would belong to the people who the guy hired, and they could pursue for plagiarism and copyright. It's essentially stolen code
@rodlurks66 4 жыл бұрын
Also probably a legal issue as well, the Indian company actually owned the code and there likely could have been an international trademark tiff that the CB's company wouldn't have even known about, THAT is the most likely reason he got fired (after the money of course).
@ColinRixon 3 жыл бұрын
The code would not belong to the Indian company, unless the employee was very careless about terms. The code wouldn't belong to the employee either. All code you produce as an employee belongs to the company. It's pretty standard.
@blastvortex 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any idea how dangerous [seatbelts] are in an accident?" Yes, and bruised hips have got nothin' on flying through the front window, ya little $#%& head.
@Sip_Dhit 4 жыл бұрын
Was in a car accident where we hit them going 55 cuz they ran a stop, bruised stomach, that weird surface cut/scrape where the belt pushed into my fat, and the chest belt knocked the wind out, there was so much force on that belt think, my phone on my lap was found on the passenger side floor and all the shit in the car was pushed/pulled forward, if I wasn't bucked in I probably would have torpedoed forward and killed my brother in the passenger seat I front of me, I much rather have a bruised stomach than a dead twin.
@monolithrose1945 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't in accident but my aunt was. She didn't have her belt on and went YEET into the window and her head smashed into it, she's got metal plates in her head now.
@ally9637 4 жыл бұрын
Like seriously! My pregnant entitled cousin didn't have her seatbelt on and went FLYING through the front window. Luckily nothing happened to her baby, though my cousin had broken pelvic.
@techhelpportalextras3007 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even count the amount of times a seatbelt has saved me from getting bruised severely, (hard breaking) thankfully I've never been in an accident.
@melody3741 3 жыл бұрын
I know lmao "MY FRIEND HAD HER BOOB CUT OFF BECAUSE OF A SEATBELT" Like bruh she would have DIED from flying through the windshield at 60mph
@jonesbbqandfootmassage1285 5 жыл бұрын
The guy that said "it's free ya turd" just his profile picture is so great for this situation
@zachariahsmith1324 5 жыл бұрын
“Why fire him” because they realised they should simply outsource like he was for 25% the salary.
@kottonkandy0962 4 жыл бұрын
“Emperors of Egypt” I think you mean pharaohs.
@applecider2754 4 жыл бұрын
Kottonkandy09 perhaps
@warriorcatgaming555andmysh3 4 жыл бұрын
THANK you!
@milktime8637 4 жыл бұрын
was about to comment that
@Truly_Sithari 4 жыл бұрын
Kottonkandy09 You mean my ancestors
@Fourfingerssixtoes 4 жыл бұрын
Technically, referring to a male pharao as an emperor is not wrong, nor is calling a female pharao an empress wrong either. The pharaos were monarchs and thus supreme leaders, and Egypt at the time was also an empire.
@ProjectT 5 жыл бұрын
"Emperors of Egypt" Pharaohs: "Am I a joke to you?"
@vortex9604 5 жыл бұрын
Haha! 🤣
@thecraftycyborg9024 5 жыл бұрын
I came looking for something about that. I cringed so hard when he said it!
@angellowy 5 жыл бұрын
I think the 2 boys would've missed half their vacation anyway if they continued the 'i don't do seatbelts' thing on the flight as well lol
@karoldifede8288 5 жыл бұрын
The uncle is now my new favorite pro revenge story
@BeckBeckGo 3 жыл бұрын
He kind of fucked his wife over though. 5 stacks and won't even let her be buried in his palace? Five grand isn't enough to live on for a year unless she doesn't eat. I hope she was a total shrew because otherwise, I'm assuming his selfish-ass family didn't fall far from the tree.
@aadithyamohan4269 3 жыл бұрын
69th like😂😂
@goonerbear8659 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeckBeckGo I mean...when she was in on the talks about wishing he'd die already, 5K actually seems pretty generous. Could have gone maximum spite and left her with 0, too.
@simp5615 5 жыл бұрын
RSlash: “Never install a pool or a trampoline in your backyard!” Me: *glances over at both pool and trampoline in our backyard* Oops
@shinkatakazevlogs3151 5 жыл бұрын
r/madlad here peeps! MAD LAD ALERT!
@samed497 5 жыл бұрын
Please for the love of god install cameras incase of entitled parents
@simp5615 5 жыл бұрын
mr universal youre right we should lmao
@samed497 5 жыл бұрын
@@simp5615 Do it for the internet and the flying Spaghetti monster 🖒
@gentlegiant6585 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@bloodrain6455 5 жыл бұрын
Seat belt OP is just awesome, they stood their ground with the belts and didn't give at all.
@johannaweichsel3602 5 жыл бұрын
The sons were 21 and 24, btw 😂
@bloodrain6455 5 жыл бұрын
@@johannaweichsel3602 Oh that is just plain sad and petty.
@johannaweichsel3602 5 жыл бұрын
@@bloodrain6455 yep.
@CazadorSlayer 5 жыл бұрын
@@johannaweichsel3602 I think the sons would have been given the ticket in that case, right? I may need to brush up on my Motor Law, though. It might just be a regional thing, too. iirc, in my state, if you are over 18 it is your own responsibility to put on your seatbelt. In other words, your dumb ass gets the ticket if you don't buckle up, not the driver.
@jayjayeverett2456 5 жыл бұрын
I would have just sat there, and if they complained I would have turned to them and said "Well if your not happy about wearing a seatbelt now, you definitely won't be happy in that airplane, for they make you wear one or your booted off the plane. Anyways the next time you get in a car accident, you'll see how bad the 'No seatbelt' logic is."
@filmandfirearms 5 жыл бұрын
15:48 I salute that man. From what I'm seeing, he lived the American dream, and I applaud anyone who can pull that off. Edit: This man was a fucking legend. We need more people like that in the there
@jespermadsen9297 4 жыл бұрын
To the last one: I have expressed to any of my older family that they should just spend everything they have to make their lives the best that is possible! They don't owe anything to anyone. I have done this out of earshot of others as I do know that some family are just waiting for their inheritance. To anyone and everyone: Don't live a life in misery because you want to leave an inheritance. If anyone is reliant on you dying to survive, they have not lived their life responsibly and you deserve what you have earned much more than they do. Society will take care of them one way or another in any case and they will have opportunities that you never had in the past.
@Huzaifa5682 4 жыл бұрын
If i was an employer and i saw someone write "US of A", imma throw that shit out lol. What work would a kindergarten failure do?
@mimmi3434 5 жыл бұрын
*You must do MY job and pay ME for it because it's an HONOR to do work for ME*
@timothyb1708 5 жыл бұрын
Norra Borra97 lmaooo
@gManGabe 5 жыл бұрын
*YoU MiLLeNnIaLs ArE sO eNtItLeD*
@astrolightingyt4531 5 жыл бұрын
Me: nah
@pheonixiagal6828 5 жыл бұрын
I love when he starts getting worked up when reading something and he goes full-on choosing beggar voice. I have no idea why I find it so hilarious 😂
@therum2951 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't do seatbelts" Is the same as: "I don't do living"
@thatoneguyjggt9521 4 жыл бұрын
Also as: "I don't have a brain"
@straangeette 4 жыл бұрын
Brake check! Lol.
@techhelpportalextras3007 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even count the amount of times a seatbelt has saved me from getting bruised severely, (hard breaking) thankfully I've never been in an accident.
@xmicheal0809x 4 жыл бұрын
2:55 the only reaction i had was “pay it for your daughter then...”
@derekc.6155 5 жыл бұрын
"Would you be able to do both of us for the same price at the same time?" Uh... phrasing?
@dawn8293 5 жыл бұрын
Derek C. She's not good at English
@Dalipsingh111111 5 жыл бұрын
English isnt my native language. I also would have said that like this. How would it be correct?
@dawn8293 5 жыл бұрын
The word "do" can have sexual connotations. This sentence is technically correct, but sounds inappropriate. I would recommend a more specific verb, like "tutor" or "teach" :)
@Dalipsingh111111 5 жыл бұрын
@@dawn8293 Thanks! :)
@tenhirankei 4 жыл бұрын
You could get guys "willing to do both of them at the same time" that won't be tutoring them in English!
@MrHawger 5 жыл бұрын
"Grrrrr, you're only taking this job for the money!" Uh... yeah.
@Titania77714 4 жыл бұрын
This girl- dating me cost 1,100❤️ Me- buy me coffee and leave me in a room to write or let me wander a book store for an hour or so and we're best freaking friends for life lol.
@wherethespitfiredare9794 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@positivewordsunited3846 3 жыл бұрын
I want to hang with you more than any of these choosing beggars
@thesupersonicstig 4 жыл бұрын
CB: "Do you have any idea how dangerous seatbelts are in a crash?" Me: "So if we get in a crash, you'd rather go flying through the windscreen and land god knows where?"
@Someone-vq5rj 4 жыл бұрын
Duh
@matthewtidey4722 5 жыл бұрын
"Emperors of Egypt" Bro, they are called Pharaohs.
@akl2k7 5 жыл бұрын
But... but... alliteration makes everything better!
@Rookvaleriannocturne 5 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one.
@Dalipsingh111111 5 жыл бұрын
@@akl2k7 Yes it does^^
@hrebs 5 жыл бұрын
14:33 you forgot to add the update that Son 1 is 24 and Son 2 is 21 (i saw this addition on Emkay)
@Reizadora 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine it from the brothers' prospective: Had to waste your "precious time" because some jerk won't shut up about the seat belt, just to miss the flight and when you eventually get into the airplane, you have to put on a seat belt
@jasonbungard7484 5 жыл бұрын
6:56 Because they can just send the work to India themselves for 25% of what they were paying him. Why pay his salary? He basically outsourced his own job.
@crabby4911 5 жыл бұрын
A free flipping trampoline WHO WOULD DECLINE THAT?
@Penta55555 5 жыл бұрын
CB: asks OP to do the job for half the price OP: doesn't do the job CB:*surprised pikachu face*
@razzaireberry 5 жыл бұрын
Good one🤣
@gManGabe 5 жыл бұрын
Memes don't even have to properly appear to be funny and I just love that!
@kittylovergurl6452 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Raptor0805 5 жыл бұрын
as per the trampoline/pool story - keep the deadbolt to your front door locked and put a lock on your backyard fence gate(s) (we have two gates, one for the pickup to go in and drop off bagged dirt (poor soil in this small town) and one on the side of the house for the lawn mower and foot-traffic)
@ArcanineEspeon 3 жыл бұрын
My guess is they can't afford to buy a fence, which is really unfortunate 🤦😞
@jmsmith1767 4 жыл бұрын
The insane part is that tutoring is $75 an hour w/ a licensed teacher even University students get $45 - $50
@roadhogandmercymain1508 5 жыл бұрын
EP : My child got good grades he DESERVES to go to heaven! God : He burnt down a school. EK : Mooooom I wanna I wannaaaaa! *cries* EP : Your making my ek cry! Besides Boys Will Be Boys
@samhauber 5 жыл бұрын
God: sorry i can't let that happen ma'am. Ep: How dare you to speak to me like that?! Millenials these days.
@Notllamalord 5 жыл бұрын
Boys will be boys!
@roadhogandmercymain1508 5 жыл бұрын
The llama lord lol
@orphiuscarves4756 5 жыл бұрын
@@samhauber God; You do realize I'm older than time itself right? Em: I don't care! Have him go to heaven God: he doesn't even believe in me Ek: I WANNA GO Em: I know I know God: *Saitama ok face*
@TheMamaluigi300 5 жыл бұрын
God: *proceeds to one punch em and ek into hell*
@sagesaria 5 жыл бұрын
Why can't the dad pay for his daughter's tutoring, if it's so important?!
@haeronalda4136 5 жыл бұрын
Either the dad is paying for it and just wants a discount by pulling OP's heartstrings or he is too cheap to pay for it but wants his kid to stop bugging him about it
@Rose-rw8yo 4 жыл бұрын
They fired that coding guy because they realized they could get away with spending 1/4 of the amount for great code 🤣
@ChillyCharizard006 5 жыл бұрын
Did you just say "Emperors of Egypt"?? rSLASH obviously never watched Yu-Gi-Oh! growing up...
@hopelovewright4248 4 жыл бұрын
Emperors and pharaohs pretty much the same thing. Nobody cares if someone says emperor instead of pharaoh.
@ChillyCharizard006 4 жыл бұрын
@@hopelovewright4248 Look at you taking a joke seriously. lol
@fazedlocseryu5093 4 жыл бұрын
Took me a while to realise that your name is blue-eyes white swagg’n
@dianacandelaria1925 4 жыл бұрын
Your Name Though 😂 yesssssss
@theonlyapple6654 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *looks at time* (9:00 pm) Nah, enough for a video. Also me: 4 am?
@3man659 5 жыл бұрын
Egg Magic this is me on a spiritual level. Pulled an all nighter just watching random crap about two years ago. At one moment it was midnight, the next it was 6:30am and my phone died
@Efsaaneh 5 жыл бұрын
_Thinks rslash double uploaded_ _the first video is deleted_ *REALITY IS OFTEN DISAPPOINTING*
@patag5092 5 жыл бұрын
*At least, it was...but now...*
@ragelord720 5 жыл бұрын
Copyright is often stupid
@patag5092 5 жыл бұрын
@@ragelord720 At least it was, but now... copyright can be whatever I want. *THIS WAS SAID BY KZfaq*
@jaspyheart1430 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know about anyone else but I just adore how rslash says "smiley face"
@linger368 4 жыл бұрын
The company could have fired the guy who "outsourced his work" and paid the people who work for him half of his salary AND save their money.
@Gorfld 5 жыл бұрын
I got so confused when I saw an r/ post in my feed, and then another r/ post 1 minute later.
@gachamarkfan1488 5 жыл бұрын
It’s at 123 so I’mma just stay it like that Like
@ranekvd4513 5 жыл бұрын
143 now
@donaldpickering1639 5 жыл бұрын
151 now
@MayoPlaysGames 5 жыл бұрын
168 now
@MayoPlaysGames 5 жыл бұрын
169 now
@reallio8165 5 жыл бұрын
Damn I was lookin forward to the "I dont work here lady" video. One of my favorite subreddits.
@cnkgaming3585 5 жыл бұрын
Ma’am I don’t work here on KZfaq
@faisalshaikh1142 4 жыл бұрын
"It's free ya turd." LOL I can't breathe!
@cpcoultertweedles7216 3 жыл бұрын
I heard of a guy who was so sick of his family bickering over their inherence and waiting for him to die that he created a points system for how much they helped/took care of him in his final years. There were points for everything: calling, visiting, helping around the house, running errands etc. His inheritance was divided among his family with more points meaning a bigger percentage of the funds. Almost all of it went to a niece and a family friend, because they were the only ones to visit and care for him.
@Thauglorimorgorismus 5 жыл бұрын
Your choosing beggar/entitled voice makes me internally screaming xd
@foofighter2099 5 жыл бұрын
It makes the stories come alive
@gManGabe 5 жыл бұрын
Now I hear that voice on other reddit videos send help
@Thauglorimorgorismus 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I meant it the good way - he uses his voice so good I hate the person he is quoting
@kaylinsmith6921 5 жыл бұрын
"Emperors of Egypt." Did you mean Pharaohs? 😂😂
@alialahmad4329 5 жыл бұрын
it's not that problem u can call the ruler of Germany 100 year ago kaisar or emperor
@kaylinsmith6921 5 жыл бұрын
Of course, but not once in any of my history books has a ruler of ancient Egypt been called anything but a "Pharaoh." But thanks for acting as a thesaurus. 👍
@alialahmad4329 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaylinsmith6921 I mean the Pharoah is the local name it mean some what emperor but we don't usually use the local name the pharo is exeption because it entered the Greek lang cuz of ptolemy
@RaoaRahaga 5 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same thing Kaylin smith XD think he must have been reading about china emperors before making the vid?
@timothyb1708 5 жыл бұрын
Kaylin Smith Well Egypt is widely known as empire and so emperor is a valid title. I’ve read about this
@neo84401 4 жыл бұрын
For the seatbelt story, the sons are 21 and 24.
@jimboismydog4030 3 жыл бұрын
on the eyelash one, something tells me that if she had taken the appointment and ended up having the client daughter watch her kids for however long, the choosing beggar would have been like "well my daughter watched your kids so we're even right?"LOL
@samdatem1446 5 жыл бұрын
When rSlash does double upload Me : *surprised pikachu* NANI?!
@TheBluePhoenix008 5 жыл бұрын
***insert happyness noises meme***
@TH1BC 5 жыл бұрын
Omg my iPad background is your profile picture
@bigblackkid1019 5 жыл бұрын
The vid was taken down
@samdatem1446 5 жыл бұрын
Roken Ssj3 ik is very sad
@wenditice1 5 жыл бұрын
SamDaTem umiua mousayu NANI (Prop spelled it wrong sry)
@duchi882 5 жыл бұрын
*That Resume in the beginning* It gave me brain damage
@honeybee7272 5 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄
@anarevazishvili3443 5 жыл бұрын
rSlash - * says not to instal a swimming pool* Me - *just installed a new pool in my backyard* My neighbors have 3 toddlers ..........
@Tailstraw_xD 3 жыл бұрын
That story about the seat belts hit hard. One of my cousins broke his neck and died in a crash where every other person involved didn't even get a scratch. His mom never instilled seat belt safety into him.
@Que937 5 жыл бұрын
Ooookay I guess I’m done with that idontworkherelady video 😂
@xKCAZxLEADER 5 жыл бұрын
u finished that video too?😂😂
@nekkawaii 5 жыл бұрын
I wanted to see it and he already deleted it! :(
@Que937 5 жыл бұрын
xKCAZxLeader I was 5 minutes deep and it just cut off 😂 oh well.
@gameknight9956 5 жыл бұрын
I hate that when I’m watching a video and it gets deleted
@retardedperson4280 5 жыл бұрын
Point Five Same here
@songohan3321 5 жыл бұрын
If mayonnaise grosses you out, how do expect to handle raw meat?
@user-si2cy7vn4k 5 жыл бұрын
making a wool queen sized blanket 400$ women: too expensive beggar: 1100 and you will date me
@wellwhythefucknot4706 5 жыл бұрын
I remember that post
@goonerbear8659 3 жыл бұрын
The blanket is now $800
@ArcanineEspeon 3 жыл бұрын
I'm almost certain the blanket beggar was a man, but he does seem like the type to ask for $1100 and all his bills to be paid to date him.
@Famifuu66 4 жыл бұрын
Quarantine really be makin me binge watch this channel and listen to him 24/7 *not that im complainin'*
@randomphantomxd4734 5 жыл бұрын
Any other r/ youtubers: *Uploads a video* KZfaq: I sleep rSlash: *Uploads a video* KZfaq: *_W O K E_*
@yarielfabian5383 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pollypockets508 5 жыл бұрын
You fire the code guy and hire the folks in India. All set
@carrieannmcleod5219 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why keep the middle man who is useless and expensive.
@outsidercain3038 5 жыл бұрын
@@carrieannmcleod5219 because he does the stuff you won't do (because you're a manager and manage things), so in other words he'll still have someone else to supervise the indian coding.
@tenhirankei 5 жыл бұрын
Very sensible how the old man handled his will, but I prefer the guy with his "point system" and the extra clause in the will. He was a rock star!
@dicklessjohnson8029 5 жыл бұрын
He was smart with the way he gave the money away but the dude from this vid also cool
@minervamarzan1618 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of listing out all of the things her date needs to pay her, she could've just said "I'm looking for a sugar daddy".
@eagletgriff 5 жыл бұрын
Cb: Answer me or I will go elsewhere! *2 msgs later* Cb: No I dont want to go elsewhere!
@BreadMan434 5 жыл бұрын
It astounds me how they always believe the "I'll take my business somewhere else" threat would ever work, we'd be more than happy to drop their pompous ass for a more respectful customer...
@marinascott5481 5 жыл бұрын
Drifting off to sleep: "r/slash posted a new video" Nevermind XD
@TheBluePhoenix008 5 жыл бұрын
Marina Scott Where's the coffe?!
@stefanbroers8146 5 жыл бұрын
and that all in the hopes of a new puppybloopers and now you dont get it id sue him for emotional damage!
@PatchyMcSlashy 5 жыл бұрын
"Remember Joseph...no mayonnaise."
@matthewwriter9539 5 жыл бұрын
7:40 "WTF?!? Why am I still single?!?"
@abdulrahmanz9768 5 жыл бұрын
What kind of MESSED UP people leave their doors OPEN with NO locks !? I’m talking about the trampoline and pool
@GalenMarekOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I read this so often in american stories like this one like wtf close your doors maybe? ^^ Avoids tons of problems.
@kennytheghostbuster9582 5 жыл бұрын
Op's Great Uncle was a hell of a man 😂 I'd do the same thing if I were in his shoes
@Gasert_The_Great 3 жыл бұрын
The notion of the dad refering to his daughter as dumb B had me in tears.
@karenkey8710 4 жыл бұрын
That one dad trying to get OP to lower his fee for tutoring. I got through middle school with lung issues. Your kid will make it.
@AceOSpades717 5 жыл бұрын
Did you know: seatbelts save lives. In a crash unbelted people can fly through out the car causing more lethal deaths. Click it or Ticket or Casket Edit: yeah that Great Uncle deserved that fancy funeral, I wish I knew him because that would be a cool gruncle
@HUMC4L 5 жыл бұрын
Cue idiots screaming about the 4 and a half times seatbelts have either directly caused death or not wearing on prevented death. My grandpa is one of those that would have died if he used a seatbelt, just in case someone wants to scream that I'd change my mind if I experienced the wonders of no seatbelt lmao
@andrewchan5909 5 жыл бұрын
15:27 ChoosingBegger - NOBODY WOULD WANT TO BUY THIS! But she is trying to buy it now for free....
@michellecrooker8706 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my - rewatching some of these while I'm sick. I think the medicine might be getting to me, because at the end of the tutor story when r/slash was talking about which girl the dad was calling a dumb b**** - I nearly died by choking on a skittle because I laughed so hard.
@ProfessionalGoober 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, that uncle played his family post-mortem
@kt27066 5 жыл бұрын
Ever saw a comment and though”*i wish I wrote that*”
@meepmweep 5 жыл бұрын
Who hasn’t?
@NicholasJScott 5 жыл бұрын
Some people say Megan from US of A is still looking for a job with that resume!
@robelmurph 4 жыл бұрын
So I was listening to this video in the background i was paying about half attention to it when all the sudden I hear you read from the dad "can you do both of my daughters at once" I had to do a double-take and make sure I understood what was going on.
@ariadnefrolich7243 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, LOVE the comparison between poison dart frog colors and the dating posts of a choosing beggar!
@PataPannu 4 жыл бұрын
Would've done a break test on those two seatbelt kids. *Smack smack* Pain teaches valuable lessons
@callmechad9056 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: you're demonetized Rslash: *holds up reverse card KZfaq: *entire site crashes*
@Cosmic-Queen 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else hear the pupper whining when rSlash said "Not. Until. The belts. Are on."? It was adorable.
@jasoncaulkin9830 4 жыл бұрын
Great line “it’s free ya turd” 😂😂
@BEELZEBABE69 4 жыл бұрын
"PAY ME TO DATE ME" Bruh just get a sugar daddy lmao
@LordXyntharn 5 жыл бұрын
You should do a video outro so you and Yugo can wave us goodbye ^_^ You're still doing great and the only r/ youtuber I watch.
@youhadtopeek6065 5 жыл бұрын
Choosing beggar: how much does the sub cost?!?!?!?!?! Me: it’s free ya turd
@phoenixshade3 2 жыл бұрын
6:44 Plot twist: this employee was rSlash himself.
@justshanie101 5 жыл бұрын
That coding story is a prime example of work smarter not harder lmao
@AniMariBro 5 жыл бұрын
Not really. Sending what was supposed to be your work to an unknown random in India is extremely dangerous, especially if it's coding. You're basically giving away the entire blueprints to your company's private code to an outsider who has no loyalty to the company and could potentially use against it.
@kt27066 5 жыл бұрын
Oof I was just watching th other on and I think it got demoitised
@shura9505 5 жыл бұрын
Thanujan Thavaratnam yes me too
@igorboss7789 5 жыл бұрын
same
@senki0151 5 жыл бұрын
Me too he took it down
@moon-jk4mx 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@BiltmoreGhost 4 жыл бұрын
Poison dart frogs! I am never going to unsee that! 🤣💕🐸That's so great!
@captcardinal7082 3 жыл бұрын
Wife: “ I can’t wait till you die so I can get your money” Husband “ okay, you’re no longer in my will” Wife *suprised Pikachu face
@DMBabyGurlAdventures 5 жыл бұрын
Love the WARNING ⚠️ DART frog!!
@polarproductions3788 5 жыл бұрын
Figured out about this channel about 2 days ago and know I am going back and watching all these vids! Love them so much, good job r/ and keep up the good work
@polarproductions3788 5 жыл бұрын
Are you serious
@seed6440 5 жыл бұрын
The last one was great. Rip you great man.
@ygvivid9914 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣those kids thought they would get the money🤣🤣🤣
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