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r/Crackheadcraigslist | click for chair

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EmKay

EmKay

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Top posts from r/Crackheadcraigslist on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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@singingblueberry
@singingblueberry 3 жыл бұрын
Jack losing his mind over the Michael Wave is just so wholesome
@yourlocalcorrectidiot927
@yourlocalcorrectidiot927 3 жыл бұрын
I love it
@markherrera7640
@markherrera7640 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it 😖
@singingblueberry
@singingblueberry 3 жыл бұрын
@@markherrera7640 It's basically just someone misspelling "microwave"
@thatnedudedemartin8834
@thatnedudedemartin8834 3 жыл бұрын
Jack, the snack that throws it back.
@sallyparty1978
@sallyparty1978 3 жыл бұрын
*Nom*
@nobodyshero1404
@nobodyshero1404 3 жыл бұрын
You read my mind
@ConnorPugs
@ConnorPugs 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve clicked, now when should I be expecting my chair to arrive?
@CaptainLiam
@CaptainLiam 3 жыл бұрын
2 years
@aksalaheddine78
@aksalaheddine78 3 жыл бұрын
I believe he forgot to say it makes it free on the next you buy.
@shrimpy9699
@shrimpy9699 3 жыл бұрын
I swear i see your comments everywere
@adamwestwood213
@adamwestwood213 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked too how much is the shipping?
@roboticactivities
@roboticactivities 3 жыл бұрын
Give the man his chair!
@dragonsfire4394
@dragonsfire4394 3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq getting real comfortable with these 3 15 second unskippable ads
@dismal8294
@dismal8294 3 жыл бұрын
Person above me is a spammer
@rip_pancakes442
@rip_pancakes442 3 жыл бұрын
The person above me is telling the truth
@freddie5890
@freddie5890 3 жыл бұрын
@@dismal8294 thank you
@unyosalvaje3493
@unyosalvaje3493 3 жыл бұрын
5 sec Skippable ads > 3 sec unskippable ads
@zacharysieg2305
@zacharysieg2305 3 жыл бұрын
3?! I’m still getting 2!
@jwalster9412
@jwalster9412 3 жыл бұрын
That picture was the aftermath of someone throwing a chair off a building.
@Wowimsick
@Wowimsick 3 жыл бұрын
@ik ur cool no
@guymaniii6467
@guymaniii6467 3 жыл бұрын
@ik ur cool nope
@Silly_Panini
@Silly_Panini 3 жыл бұрын
@@guymaniii6467 what’s the link
@cerberus8059
@cerberus8059 3 жыл бұрын
Sir that thumbnail is of a highway, maybe a car or even more crazy a plane.
@jwalster9412
@jwalster9412 3 жыл бұрын
@@cerberus8059 who threw that chair off of the building?
@SurMo0seplush
@SurMo0seplush 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my dear God, I was waiting for him to say it the snack that smiles back.
@melissathepiemationsfan9918
@melissathepiemationsfan9918 3 жыл бұрын
Same 🥲
@tutuber2008
@tutuber2008 3 жыл бұрын
This will be in the top of comments
@alexeniah6331
@alexeniah6331 3 жыл бұрын
I know me too 😢😢😢
@pine8658
@pine8658 3 жыл бұрын
It's a requirement
@SurMo0seplush
@SurMo0seplush 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ 94 likes?
@TheHotBlade
@TheHotBlade 3 жыл бұрын
(1:16) Mystery solved: Lost nerf darts are secretly taken to Craigslist to be sold to randoms.
@Bread_is_good44
@Bread_is_good44 3 жыл бұрын
:o
@Techy404
@Techy404 3 жыл бұрын
interesting...
@ProfRolf
@ProfRolf 3 жыл бұрын
They’re nerf DARTS
@Techy404
@Techy404 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProfRolf alright then
@ProfRolf
@ProfRolf 3 жыл бұрын
@@Techy404 sorry mate. I just flipping hate it when people get it wrong
@zeveeeenn
@zeveeeenn 3 жыл бұрын
Crackhead Craigslist is honestly where I get my serotonin for months at a time
@pranamikaverma
@pranamikaverma 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@rehanmalik5683
@rehanmalik5683 3 жыл бұрын
@@pranamikaverma llppp00pp
@Sansibit
@Sansibit 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Scarlet495
@Scarlet495 3 жыл бұрын
that can be taken a very illegal way.
@issaschwartzcipriani6279
@issaschwartzcipriani6279 3 жыл бұрын
"You can literally and definitly mow down the criminals" Emkay, crimes made legal
@leepicco7262
@leepicco7262 3 жыл бұрын
Sup
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 жыл бұрын
Jacks genuine laughter gives me dopamine.
@Lilly_watermelonsugar
@Lilly_watermelonsugar 3 жыл бұрын
Jack just cracking up over the Michael wave had me laughing. I didn't expect to laugh on this subreddit
@melissalonla
@melissalonla 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jack has way too much fun with these.
@garliccc3695
@garliccc3695 3 жыл бұрын
I was promised a chair... *where is my chair*
@remiguald
@remiguald 3 жыл бұрын
@thx aaaa again
@wib1483
@wib1483 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 3 am where I live but I won’t miss an Emkay video.
@rehanmalik5683
@rehanmalik5683 3 жыл бұрын
1:30 am for me
@ILoveBeer3345
@ILoveBeer3345 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in 4:00 pm
@freddie5890
@freddie5890 3 жыл бұрын
@I complete is a scammer
@nefwaenre
@nefwaenre 3 жыл бұрын
Lol same! 😭 For Emkay! ✊
@SniperOnSunday
@SniperOnSunday 3 жыл бұрын
There's just something about Jack losing it over "Micheal Wave".
@bread.that.is.threatening
@bread.that.is.threatening 3 жыл бұрын
Robin is the embodiment of energy And Jack is chill
@firefangredmoon5961
@firefangredmoon5961 3 жыл бұрын
Read tht as "robin js the embodiment of jack"
@purpleourple
@purpleourple 3 жыл бұрын
*sees pikachu* "I guess I'm no longer straight." Pretty sus
@stormmugger4719
@stormmugger4719 3 жыл бұрын
My name is Jack, a snack *and I’m on crack*
@porkeypie07
@porkeypie07 3 жыл бұрын
This is good
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Day 289 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@Galaxy-kc3sl
@Galaxy-kc3sl 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@cheeseandsticks
@cheeseandsticks 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, nice to see you again
@milfhandles69
@milfhandles69 3 жыл бұрын
jesus christ 289 days. don’t you think maybe that number means something?
@Galaxy-kc3sl
@Galaxy-kc3sl 3 жыл бұрын
@@lem0nl1mes4 guess we will never know
@stroopwafels9889
@stroopwafels9889 3 жыл бұрын
7:05 "Hey Vsauce it's Michael - your meal is ready."
@Jarblyy
@Jarblyy 3 жыл бұрын
I love the squirrel picnic tables so much.
@owldolly7142
@owldolly7142 3 жыл бұрын
They're so cute! I want one
@melissathepiemationsfan9918
@melissathepiemationsfan9918 3 жыл бұрын
Man for a second I thought he was going to say my name is Jack and a snack that smiles back but he didn’t and now I’m gonna go cry🥲🥲🥲🥲
@alexeniah6331
@alexeniah6331 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😭
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Canada has the biggest nickle
@hurricaneheehee2254
@hurricaneheehee2254 3 жыл бұрын
I guess the nickels here are huge
@agent_w.
@agent_w. 3 жыл бұрын
1:37 We all laugh, but if you KNOW if Air Jordan were to release an official branded Cucumber... Thousands of sheeple hypebeasts will buy it!
@SaintSarcasm
@SaintSarcasm 3 жыл бұрын
It really is hilarious people buy brands cuz they think it makes them in the in. Like apple watches and crap But real rich people prefer custom clothing, custom wear and high end watches, like those gyro tourbillion watches that cost over 100k. And actually do have great designs and extensive design and research behind it. Unlike say apple where they give you an unfinished product and ship it half assed, and fix it as the days pass with updates.(video games unfortunately are also like that these days...soon all games will require permanent internet to allow for bug fixes and stuff)
@gManGabe
@gManGabe 3 жыл бұрын
Just one of the things that make me hate being alive
@revieweverything8593
@revieweverything8593 3 жыл бұрын
Day 14 of asking Robin to bring back “What’s Poppin’, I’m Robin.” Jack be DELIVERING the rhymes.
@cfq1018
@cfq1018 3 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is the reason I’m above average on being happy
@makaylal6096
@makaylal6096 3 жыл бұрын
I would totally buy a picnic table for squirrels to nail to my fence.
@loriw2661
@loriw2661 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, so this one was really funny!! Michael Wave had me rotflmao!
@blackrosebud2331
@blackrosebud2331 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: insults the audience Audience: 👌
@keepironman14
@keepironman14 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 mr rasberry jam sure isn't doing to hot after his lastest hole 'upgrade'
@deserthare1
@deserthare1 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Sees fan art* ".... Hehehe chicken fingers."
@andromedaphoenix
@andromedaphoenix 3 жыл бұрын
Jack absolutely losing it at 'michael wave' made my day.
@nobodyshero1404
@nobodyshero1404 3 жыл бұрын
Jack, as a Marvel fan, the joke at 4:23 was greatly appreciated 😊
@marvinbar4473
@marvinbar4473 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 Wonderful singing. Just wonderful.
@supernova2958
@supernova2958 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at "Michael Wave" MORE THAN I SHOULD I'M STILL LAUGHING HELP
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 жыл бұрын
Give my chair now
@agent_w.
@agent_w. 3 жыл бұрын
the police: gets defunded also the police: 0:04
@er0ding.elli0tt14
@er0ding.elli0tt14 3 жыл бұрын
it’s weird to know that the person selling that cucumber lives 20 minutes away from me-
@epiclazer8742
@epiclazer8742 3 жыл бұрын
buy it I dare you
@thesilentgamer7362
@thesilentgamer7362 3 жыл бұрын
The $10 microwave is really a good price XD
@iateyourkidneys8779
@iateyourkidneys8779 3 жыл бұрын
Jack should start one of his videos by saying “What’s crack-a-lackin’, I’m Jack-a-lackin’!”
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 жыл бұрын
But what exactly is Jack lacking?
@Sinastus_
@Sinastus_ 3 жыл бұрын
”Eat fresh children” Around 5:10
@chaostemporary517
@chaostemporary517 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 it's already getting insane. Those are doggy bones aren't they?
@missingknight7955
@missingknight7955 3 жыл бұрын
Actually they look like ribs, as in a plate of ribs that he ate, cleaned and made a necklace out of.
@watchstuff5679
@watchstuff5679 3 жыл бұрын
@@missingknight7955 dunno if that's disgusting or innovative
@chaostemporary517
@chaostemporary517 3 жыл бұрын
That may be a little worse.
@kingpin7610
@kingpin7610 3 жыл бұрын
8:30 I'm literally watching this while eating there a tear on my aye
@thisrandomperson1843
@thisrandomperson1843 3 жыл бұрын
There is a beer that uses real taxidermied animals on the bottles. Just figured I'd bring that up.
@Dirakiaa
@Dirakiaa 3 жыл бұрын
8:05 Ladies and Gentlemen, we found the Successor to Demomans VA
@jitterstlongpaw
@jitterstlongpaw 3 жыл бұрын
today the thought went through my head "It isn't technically illigal to hire wedding crashers to ruin a wedding if no one gets injured" thanks emkay . . . . i didnt need this useless information lol
@mechengr1731
@mechengr1731 Жыл бұрын
You know, this must be more common than we think. This is the second ad on this sub I've seen for a wedding crasher. Can't tell if the same person though. The other ad specifically mentioned it was to ruin their sister's wedding. I dont think the person specified why. They also specifically requested they streak through the wedding
@O_O__69420
@O_O__69420 3 жыл бұрын
The Michael Wave one got me 😂
@funfettirapunzel
@funfettirapunzel 3 жыл бұрын
My grandparents had those squirrel picnic tables, they were so cute and I used to love them as a kid!!
@driz4778
@driz4778 3 жыл бұрын
Hi to be honest I died laughing the first second of this video because of how good it was - my dad Poor dude hasn’t even watch the whole video I don’t think he understands this…
@YetiCat28
@YetiCat28 3 жыл бұрын
5:28 Mark Rober and I, I love squirrels and they must be worshipped!
@friskdacatarchival
@friskdacatarchival 3 жыл бұрын
I, for one, am completely fine with Jack insulting me.
@wowzabowza6789
@wowzabowza6789 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on the video. Give chair. NOW
@AstroManX100
@AstroManX100 3 жыл бұрын
0:34 Yo, that thing is sick as all get out! And for only 10 bucks?! I'd absolutely take it!
@Jessicahasopinions
@Jessicahasopinions 3 жыл бұрын
I would buy those picnic tables for squirrels, they're soo cute.
@chickenbucket982
@chickenbucket982 3 жыл бұрын
Jack: the snack that smacks your back Jack: he broke a childs back
@jacket2378
@jacket2378 3 жыл бұрын
Sheeeeeeesh
@kahiawav
@kahiawav 3 жыл бұрын
"Michael Wave" well that's a genre of music I've never heard of
@shimmafreestyleh6435
@shimmafreestyleh6435 3 жыл бұрын
For the tyre bike at 5:57 there abouts, I would take two of them and put then back tyre to back tyre. It'd make a great practice fence for my X-country horse. XD
@HalcyonSpirit141
@HalcyonSpirit141 3 жыл бұрын
That's a good idea, but it's tire not tyre😅
@shimmafreestyleh6435
@shimmafreestyleh6435 3 жыл бұрын
@@HalcyonSpirit141 I'm from England, so I spell it tyre. Similar difference to colour/color or Aluminium/Aluminum.
@enerioffutt1881
@enerioffutt1881 3 жыл бұрын
One night at work, as I'm dashing through Electronics, to get to the back, I somehow read Rock Candy as Slut Candy, and I swear, all I could think through my insane, exhausted giggles was, "Slut Candy. The candy that sucks back."
@ded9831
@ded9831 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched so many EmKay vids I can recognize robin and jacks voices so well even before they say there names I know who it is
@soupcan2
@soupcan2 3 жыл бұрын
Happy 3 mil! Love ya em Kay!
@axolotl2452
@axolotl2452 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@notrickastley106
@notrickastley106 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@jameswilsoon1451
@jameswilsoon1451 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Bestsubwaysurfersplayer
@Bestsubwaysurfersplayer 3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@Ragehunger
@Ragehunger 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Michael Wave - the less enthusiastic Michael Bay from a different timeline.
@newbieanimations410
@newbieanimations410 3 жыл бұрын
Thank god I finished my lunch the second the teddy bear with human teeth showed up
@joshuazane3210
@joshuazane3210 3 жыл бұрын
TBH, I might buy that skull-moon ornament for $10. It's kinda cool. 🤷‍♀️
@computernerdinside
@computernerdinside 3 жыл бұрын
[4:57] I'm actually selling a working Domino's topper lol
@tyttuut
@tyttuut 3 жыл бұрын
The squirrel picnic tables are awesome, I would totally pay $25 for those.
@seedsofwind
@seedsofwind 3 жыл бұрын
clicked, a chair came and decapitated my friend. instructions unclear
@austinreed5805
@austinreed5805 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the infamous road chair.
@oh_no_no_no
@oh_no_no_no 3 жыл бұрын
2:09 My canker filled mouth be like:
@teodoradrianbrindusoiu8871
@teodoradrianbrindusoiu8871 3 жыл бұрын
Hello my name is jack the snack that smiles back and cracks hax
@unapinarandomdelinternet3568
@unapinarandomdelinternet3568 3 жыл бұрын
0:35 why is this even here? this deserves a gallery for itself
@chantelles3641
@chantelles3641 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my day better Emkay ❤️🇿🇦
@allie-873
@allie-873 3 жыл бұрын
The dogwigs though!
@AngryProtoBoi
@AngryProtoBoi 3 жыл бұрын
I've been seeing the 1 Nerf Dart everywhere. It won't stop appearing. IT WON'T STOP.
@BonesOfCreation450
@BonesOfCreation450 3 жыл бұрын
That bagpipe riff though
@nomeredreob
@nomeredreob 3 жыл бұрын
Shipping Up To Boston/Enter Sandman - Bagpipe Cover (The Snake Charmer x Goddesses of Bagpipe)
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 3 жыл бұрын
1:51 I need that office chair! Now! 😄
@porkeypie07
@porkeypie07 3 жыл бұрын
My neighbor has the squirrel picknick table
@justinvzu01
@justinvzu01 3 жыл бұрын
The fanart has to be a reference to Slay The Spire.
@jesuschrist323
@jesuschrist323 3 жыл бұрын
2:08 my local game store uses this as its mascot
@erinmullen2397
@erinmullen2397 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that one of these posts was from Mulberry FL checks out
@AntoinettexKitten
@AntoinettexKitten 2 жыл бұрын
My grandpa used to make squirrel feeders and silhouette cutout lawn decorations
@gorby12
@gorby12 3 жыл бұрын
Dang crackheads on my lawn
@veydavoodoo7530
@veydavoodoo7530 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is they way the narrator pronounces garage. I never heard that before, that was funny
@Benwut
@Benwut 3 жыл бұрын
clicked the vid, ooooh boy what have i gotten myself into this time
@ducke7219
@ducke7219 3 жыл бұрын
Where's my chair
@caitlinabbott7895
@caitlinabbott7895 Жыл бұрын
Jack singing bits 2:01 7:42
@rawrthedinosawr9659
@rawrthedinosawr9659 3 жыл бұрын
the creepy ones would make really good halloween decorations
@UnsaltedFry
@UnsaltedFry 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked and got an ad for an office chair
@cumunist2120
@cumunist2120 3 жыл бұрын
I usually skip the fan art but I’m glad I didn’t skip it this time
@gorillabranch3113
@gorillabranch3113 3 жыл бұрын
Ok were is my chair
@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik
@DetLeveneBlandselvSlik 3 жыл бұрын
7:05 *some dude named micheal* 🙋🏻‍♂️
@tl1882
@tl1882 3 жыл бұрын
the guy who sold squirrel picnic tables probably got the idea from mark rober
@Dragon_Radier
@Dragon_Radier 3 жыл бұрын
I just broke my tow when watching this and the teddy bear hurt more than the tow
@ruuyin6586
@ruuyin6586 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy bear with gummy teeth and jelly...never thought of that
@beanbag4872
@beanbag4872 3 жыл бұрын
Dear god. That monster of a washing machine is too close to me. Who are my neighbours!
@mudboi6693
@mudboi6693 3 жыл бұрын
i love it when i get ads for crest in a language i dont speak or understand
@EnjoyerOfCastle
@EnjoyerOfCastle 3 жыл бұрын
Whooo emkay upload!
@arkroyalthelolicon808
@arkroyalthelolicon808 3 жыл бұрын
When KZfaq notified you of a 5day old video
@brendanr4961
@brendanr4961 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello everyone and welcome to emKay! My name is Jack the snack that throws it back and today we'll be taking a look at r/choosingbeggars" Do it
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