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@ayouzid3 жыл бұрын
"among us shaped [something]" "Best i want for it, all your life savings"
@ayouzid3 жыл бұрын
@thanks stop
@thelocalnecromancer12243 жыл бұрын
@thanks stop (begin the chain)
@beeboiii25923 жыл бұрын
@thanks Stop
@lancerspades16033 жыл бұрын
@@beeboiii2592 stop
@lancerspades16033 жыл бұрын
Halt
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys i'm selling human bones" "Where did you get that?" "..."
@randomm82423 жыл бұрын
from a human probably
@gunga90733 жыл бұрын
Oh, you know the old man down the street?
@Sr_ECO3 жыл бұрын
Probably from those weird places with mystery boxes that for some reason are buried and have names written on funny looking stones
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
@@gunga9073 The WHAT
@TacticalPhoenixYT3 жыл бұрын
3:31 what is dji?
@ZebraLuv3 жыл бұрын
Yes I wanna custom upgrade those teeth rings. Brass knuckles with teeth sounds hilarious.
@15stargamer983 жыл бұрын
I prefer to call them “Brass Gnashers”
@imtrying_doseart3 жыл бұрын
@@15stargamer98 What the fuck. That is cursed yet perfect
@Aspenfjdjjd3 жыл бұрын
@@15stargamer98 add me in a blue circle when this is in r/cursedcomments
@samwise32683 жыл бұрын
No no no, brass knuckles with canines you must be specific
@hunterz97433 жыл бұрын
Now you can eat with your fist
@czvxgd61643 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the Chevrolet impala was actually buried underground.
@Fourrandomidiots3 жыл бұрын
Yea....
@SuPerbMusiCFan3 жыл бұрын
The suspension springs sticking up suggest otherwise
@nightski3803 жыл бұрын
2:22 I am on an island, no one to confide Eight days straight, eight hours each and not one line I can feel pressure start to possess my mind So I'll take this beat, I should delete to exercise No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement I've raised him, and bathed him, and named him Jason Statham I've trained him to make me these beats Now my pet cheetah's quicker in the studio than on his feet I'ma get mine and get going I'm showing my faces in just enough places I'm done with tip-toeing I'll stay in my room My house is the one where the vultures are perched on the roof Get behind me I bet this nepotistic mindset Will help us get ours as we're growing This clique means so much to this dude It could make him afraid of his music And be scared to death he could lose it No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem I can feel pressure start to possess my mind So I'll take this beat, I should delete to exercise Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah
@StinkySeaGoat3 жыл бұрын
But who buried it?…….
@youarentyouwhenurhungry23793 жыл бұрын
@@StinkySeaGoat *you'll have to go there to find out.*
@_Gingi_Berri3 жыл бұрын
4:41 are we just going to ignore the fact that this mans didn’t even try to hide the fact they were using safari to make it look like the phone was charging-
@nikkiboulter5933 жыл бұрын
LOL I didn't notice.
@sam4gaming1353 жыл бұрын
The trickster
@_Gingi_Berri3 жыл бұрын
@@sam4gaming135 the trickster indeed
@justakarii66923 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie I didn't even notice
@justinash42123 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes we are
@Jinnilith3 жыл бұрын
Private history: built in masterfully hidden, lightly used fleshlight.
@johncarlberg44813 жыл бұрын
Lightly, just lightly
@superepic93363 жыл бұрын
I'll take it
@whitetransgirlwithdreads3 жыл бұрын
"It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would..." I'm dying man.
@delilahjenkins60723 жыл бұрын
I’ve never wanted to buy an old ass Corolla as much as do after watching this.
@Ashurman6663 жыл бұрын
3:04 This person's understanding of the Yakuza is so low it's baffling.
@yarin9813 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Yakuza player
@Ashurman6663 жыл бұрын
@@yarin981 Depends on the player. And let's face it here, the Yakuza themselves have said the Yakuza games are a damn good portrayal of modern Yakuza.
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
"(RARE) Amogus Shaped Beach Rock ( Not a chicken nugget )" If that rock seriously looks like an Amogus character, then it's got the shortest legs ever.
@randaranatunga72593 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I feel tempted to actually buy some of these stuff
@plutobbes3 жыл бұрын
No. It isn’t.
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
Unironically or ironically
@thelocalnecromancer12243 жыл бұрын
@thanks someone is trying to impersonate you
@duskbound97913 жыл бұрын
@thanks Okay I don't know if you're a bot or an actual person, but would you (or anyone else for that matter) mind explaining why you keep spamming links to these videos? I'm super confused.
@DrMoonAtNight2 жыл бұрын
same I'd totally buy that Jason Statham cheetah
@garystewart23553 жыл бұрын
I’d buy the bat hat if it was tan and said “bat country”
@patrickmarsh25383 жыл бұрын
He who makes a beast out of himself....
@panzerkampfwagenvausfa53813 жыл бұрын
The last one, I wasn't ready for that. 😂
@trygoriancerberus75503 жыл бұрын
Oh how I missed Robin for so long.
@cl0udnel3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@epicninjacakez67163 жыл бұрын
Ah. A man of culture. Loving your pfp, AJ
@hannahsanders46443 жыл бұрын
I'm a nail tech and the acrylic nail one made me wanna cry...I'm not even sure how she achieved the almost 90° angle of those things.... I'm intrigued but also nauseated lol
@Khaisz.3 жыл бұрын
The 1999 Toyota Corolla story is such a legendary story and it's equally funny every time I hear it.
@rexjolles3 жыл бұрын
The first one was a joke or a lie, that image has been passed around the car forums for ages
@Sn34k3 жыл бұрын
“Off to see the crackhead, the wonderful crackhead world of sales!”
@ekselentofficial3 жыл бұрын
Freeze dried skittles are actually really good, I've had them before. I'm actually not sure how that ad got on here
@cameroncortel86503 жыл бұрын
2:58 finally some people with the same music tastes as me
@AestheticWaif3 жыл бұрын
🤘
@nightski3802 жыл бұрын
People with my music tastes can be found commenting about 2:22.
@kariduanimations3 жыл бұрын
Slap a gamer chair on anything and suddenly it’s legit
@avalonkemi3 жыл бұрын
8:19 It would be great to grow tomatoes in that...
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there are more than 3 stars born per year
@reedfrigon94003 жыл бұрын
How many of them are pornstars?
@randaranatunga72593 жыл бұрын
Yes you said the same thing about the 3 starts being born every year in the last vid too lol
@pikachugirl50783 жыл бұрын
@@reedfrigon9400 .... good question 🤔
@PorridgeTV3 жыл бұрын
ok
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
@@reedfrigon9400 you can find them on OnlyStars.
@-j-j-c3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the Chevy impala was covered in a cloak that looked like that.
@nightski3803 жыл бұрын
2:22 If you get the Jason Statham Cheetah reference, you get a cookie!
@cosmiccatalyst64483 жыл бұрын
You see a video in your recommended: It’s an EmKay video: It’s in a sub you like to watch: IT’S NEW:
@tlepageart42943 жыл бұрын
Ahh the wonderful and weird world of Craigslist 🤪
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
"You're using an EMOJI?! IN 2021?!" -Reddit
@xtdestiny16383 жыл бұрын
Cracklist
@ussr49063 жыл бұрын
@@xtdestiny1638 no that’s la streets
@Aegox3 жыл бұрын
Its like a 98 Civic. It never dies, just gets progressively worse.
@myushankaiswarm3 жыл бұрын
The last one was very amusing 😂😂😂
@lapras23972 жыл бұрын
"Officer, I wasn't speeding, I just had a really good gaming chair"
@Aethosigma3 жыл бұрын
0:46 THE FINGERSSSSS
@nightski3803 жыл бұрын
2:22 I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE I am on an island, no one to confide Eight days straight, eight hours each and not one line I can feel pressure start to possess my mind So I'll take this beat, I should delete to exercise No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement I've raised him, and bathed him, and named him Jason Statham I've trained him to make me these beats Now my pet cheetah's quicker in the studio than on his feet I'ma get mine and get going I'm showing my faces in just enough places I'm done with tip-toeing I'll stay in my room My house is the one where the vultures are perched on the roof Get behind me I bet this nepotistic mindset Will help us get ours as we're growing This clique means so much to this dude It could make him afraid of his music And be scared to death he could lose it No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem No, I move slow I want to stop time I'll sit here 'til I find the problem I can feel pressure start to possess my mind So I'll take this beat, I should delete to exercise Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah Pet cheetah, pet cheetah
@HylianCheshire2 жыл бұрын
I immediately got it too
@franl1553 жыл бұрын
"Shop rider seats up to three" - if one of the two passengers doesn't have legs, cos the gap between those seats doesn't look like two people with legs could sit without interlacing knees.
@30dollarnightvision143 жыл бұрын
6:59 this was made in reference to the comment “you’re gonna need f15’s and nuclear bombs to overthrow the govt” from Boe Jiden. The context makes it funnier.
@midnight_panda54863 жыл бұрын
Wow that drone got me dying🤣🤣
@vaxrazr17783 жыл бұрын
0:00 "In perfect working condition!"
@riverbetg3 жыл бұрын
This is my all time favorite subreddit, a lot of these are sold from my state lol, I’m from the south
@Fourrandomidiots3 жыл бұрын
I love this subreddit.
@FatalArcana3 жыл бұрын
Smiley is a toy bear that pulls off it's face whilst making noise, It's kinda cute tbh.
@belladonnaplumb9376 Жыл бұрын
This sounds horrifying
@cowshu3 жыл бұрын
13:38 its called a hustle sweetheart
@CreepersNeedHugs2 жыл бұрын
11:52 today I learned traffic lights are a lot bigger than they appear
@Alexianna3 жыл бұрын
That last one is priceless 😆
@ButterFromDiscord Жыл бұрын
5:46 when you said Mario you sounded like the job simulator bot that’s in infinite overtime
@Axl_Art_223 жыл бұрын
I was just bingeing the other crackheads craigslist :) nice
@s.c.poggers72423 жыл бұрын
7:26
@revieweverything85933 жыл бұрын
Day 16 of asking Robin to bring back “What’s Poppin’, I’m Robin.”
@femboyeggy89473 жыл бұрын
@thx no
@puddlel1ama3273 жыл бұрын
@thx why?
@deltasexual82513 жыл бұрын
@thx Jackass
@thelocalnecromancer12243 жыл бұрын
@thx no
@user-zb6pi2jf9c3 жыл бұрын
this channel always sates my boredom
@thedwemercomrade26753 жыл бұрын
i feel like 90% of crackheadcraigslist is just ignoring or completely missing the joke.
@ek_films Жыл бұрын
As a driver of a 1998 Chevy Prizm (which, for all intents and purposes, is a Toyota Corolla with a Chevy badge on it), the last post is 100% accurate. Except mine is a manual transmission which has gotten me compliments :)
@Fourrandomidiots3 жыл бұрын
3:57 yep...uhh...look at the price
@minameispi42893 жыл бұрын
nice.
@DragonsDystopia3 жыл бұрын
7:25 We've been trying to reach you about your jet's extended warranty
@Taawnnny3 жыл бұрын
8:03 was a joke because it was 110⁰ out and every air conditioner in the greater Vancouver area was sold out, so people were price gouging
@ButterFromDiscord Жыл бұрын
4:49 he didn’t even get it charging, it’s an image he looked up on the internet of a different iPhone. IT LITERALLY HAS THE NOTCH OF A NEWER IPHONE. He left out the battery icon so you wouldn’t see it didn’t work.
@thegamingknight6423 жыл бұрын
Y'know, sometimes I think the entries on the subreddit are only official for this kind of attention.
@thedutchphoenix12352 жыл бұрын
The deer planter missed the chance to name it a plantler
@brilsraist3 жыл бұрын
That lawn is going to be the sleekest lawn ever
@yaeshogun693 жыл бұрын
The last one killed me
@GeneralCloudhopper3 жыл бұрын
5:38 I actually have that same exact picture but it's on a pillow in my house 😭
@epicninjacakez67163 жыл бұрын
3:57 yeah I've seen that in the "Suggested Products" part of the KZfaq sections when you watch a video. Says it's on Ebay
@nightski3803 жыл бұрын
2:22 If you get the Jason Statham Cheetah reference, you get a cookie!
@cheems35162 жыл бұрын
Authorities must be laughing or I will find you.
@Fobia173 жыл бұрын
Robin, as a fellow Washingtonian, I appreciate your riff on Spokamptom
@ashleyoliva75882 жыл бұрын
That corona cruiser was pretty cool.
@paulduchamp47363 жыл бұрын
I WANT THAT COROLLA BEST ADVERTISMENT EVER
@captcrow17833 жыл бұрын
That "saunna" looks like you could order it from high times
@Sr_ECO3 жыл бұрын
1:56 perfect halloween decoration
@avalonkemi3 жыл бұрын
8:03 Looks like it's hamster powered.
@capability1983 жыл бұрын
That note should be arriving soon.
@marvelhero_red92843 жыл бұрын
If you've never had freeze dried skittles, you're missing out!
@AliceAsylum4203 жыл бұрын
right and all she wants for a good amount is 4th of july shirts id do it
@aarifnaim96923 жыл бұрын
"5x7 Kansas" I don't know Kansas was that small
@kirbomatic15733 жыл бұрын
for some reason the auto-generated captions are in Korean, and using auto-translate makes the captions 1,000,000x funnier than normal
@stellarlight56263 жыл бұрын
Why are they in korean lol
@kirbomatic15733 жыл бұрын
@@stellarlight5626 I have no clue, but it made it super hard to focus on the actual video
@thegoose25333 жыл бұрын
The last one is amazing
@tesachu43853 жыл бұрын
I love this channel, 1. It upload greats content daily 2. IT UPLOADS MEMES
@Alex1234_hehe2 жыл бұрын
I like how the flamingo shaped Cheeto costs 420 dollars.
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
12:00 was an experience XD
@jonasgames54763 жыл бұрын
0:54 someone did not pay for his effects
@cynicalcrow53543 жыл бұрын
Freeze-dried skittles are amazing! I don't know about those ones though!
@ean19133 жыл бұрын
He's here finally
@noreeaki3 жыл бұрын
4:22 *yes*
@justanotherhobbit72153 жыл бұрын
Looks like Robin didn't learn after the "Croc's incident"... Well, looks like its time to order 600 pirate story letters for Robin.
@HighAbocabo3 жыл бұрын
The first one, it looked like an upsidedown baryed car ngl.
@JaylinPlessinger3 жыл бұрын
6:47 Why is no one talking about the "Nuke, in shopping "
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Day 291 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@genesisofthebetween3 жыл бұрын
I saw this one on the video I was watching before this lol
@randaranatunga72593 жыл бұрын
He’s a man of focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will
@Lord_Cummus3 жыл бұрын
You are a madlad
@KanarisTM3 жыл бұрын
7:48 In case you didn't notice... The damn thing's not even plugged in. You muppet ;-;
@J17_BT623 жыл бұрын
you've convinced me im getting a 1999 Corolla
@yousefalabdulghani53093 жыл бұрын
You can convince robin to buy anything as long as its free shipping
@Shanonigans3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe that I'm the one that is going to bring this attention--- Sissy is a term some feminine men use, mostly found in NSFW content from what I know of. I found this out by mistake once and ooooh boy I walked into a world I cannot forget.
@Rough_Buff_Alt3 жыл бұрын
4:47 it's not even working the phone is open to Google and in the search bar is "iphone charging" LMAO
@girl4lotr9083 жыл бұрын
1:57 bones. Um that is a tooth there. Tooth isn't bone. I'm going to have to report this guy for false advertising
@nicololacson17093 жыл бұрын
This is why the Evolution theory is still a theory...
@chelsealopez86412 жыл бұрын
"She thinks my tractors sexy!"
@dirtandbees3 жыл бұрын
At 5:26 I found the gum on Etsy it’s actually slime in smell like bubble gum so it’s not actually chewed gum
@carbonesmagnuson97583 жыл бұрын
7:01 yes, its a McDonnell Douglas f15 strike eagel, not grumman, not convair, its McDonnell Douglas
@Athlynne3 жыл бұрын
Long live that Corolla.
@Lynxiewinkie3 жыл бұрын
@2:10 the one on the left looks like Jeff Bezos “rocket” lmfao
@catisyellen98773 жыл бұрын
5:28 That’s… That’s slime… I think.
@paulnash98519 ай бұрын
I still want that gadget the tripping guy made. I think of it often still...
@guaage3 жыл бұрын
dude I thought the box on the thumbnail said “my sister’s books” how am I this dyslexic